waiting room edition
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>December Update Info
www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/update201512.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
previous thread
>>126181509
>the music track that plays with big boss and ocelot at the end is called "the other shadow"
What did he mean by this?
nth for kojima
Do I need 2 FOBs to really be able to have level 80+ facilities? It seems like there's a soft cap to what you can feasibly achieve with the free one without grinding S++ soldiers with points
>>126250387
I'm about to buy my third FOB.
Just if anybody is curious with a two FOBs, you can reach combat level 94 (highest req to develop Battle Dress lvl 7) by filling your combat unit with S ranks, ten S+ and seven S++ soldiers, achieavable without being an FOB nut.
>>126250387
Got some radicool art
>>126250670
the forgot the horn ;)
>The lore provided with MGS1 says Revolver Ocelot was in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan, and Big Boss saved him
>We could have had a Rescue Ocelot mission and gotten to see more Ocelot/Venom interaction
It probably would've just been a Metallic Archaea rehash, but I wanted it.
>>126250387
>Got a Supporter who's Rank 52
>Train on his level 47 NL Sniper Support platform
>Can't even get to the 1st deck
Now that the Win/Loss stat finally works, it puts a lot into perspective. Even the highest-ranking guys have W/L's of 1:2 or 1:3, and some of these guys have 200 infiltrations. I have 160.
>>126250942
>200 infiltrations
2000*
>>126250942
Take into account that a lot of high level guys will just jump overboard if they mess up, they're not going to waste their time fighting it out or hiding in a hole for five minutes
>>126250942
I'm pretty sure the ratio goes Wins/Total, not Wins/Losses. I know I succeed more than fail so there's no way I'm 301 wins to 419 losses.
>>126250493
I want to know this, too. I've been able to get to a level 80 combat staff with one FOB, but want to have an idea of what the maximum is.
>>126251123
>this will be the high point of the thread
>>126251163
It literally says Wins/Losses
> I know I succeed more than fail
No you don't.
>>126251123
I strangely fund myself mesmerised by the dancing. I couldn't care less about Joosten, but this webm soothes my soul
>>126251190
I had 7 S++, 3 S+, 187 S, and 3 useless shitters on Support. I only achieved 84.5 as the Unit level.
>>126250361
Venom is the other shadow.
>fulton defender
>fulton him again
>kill him third time
>alter STILL WONT GO AWAY
>die
Fucking bullshit game.
>>126251337
>Konami adding new toys but forcing another FOB into you to be able to enjoy them
This business strategy is deviously clever
>>126251492
Considering all those new toys are for FOBs, it doesn't seem that out of line
Hello, fellow Redditors!
r/metalgearsolid reporting in!
>>126251163
It appears to be Win/Total, since the number on the right is climbing and keeping pace with the one on the left, when I'm not actually losing any infiltrations.
Stefanie Joosten
>>126251427
My best is getting a guy six times. Dude was not equipped to take me on but bless his heart he tried and I guess he eventually wore me down enough for the guards to get me.
>>126251605
Well, putting it that way, I guess you're right. Too bad MGO sucks and FOBs are slowly creeping towards pay to win
>>126251724
>>126251724KONTAK !
>>126251225
I just completed a successful raid and it now says 302/420.
>>126251789
>I just completed a successful raid
No you didn't.
>>126251337
Fuck.
>>126251737
defender has to be literally retarded to lose or the attacker has to be a hacker to win.
I just... did anyone at konami play this?
>>126251123
>>126251225
>>126251310
>>126251724
>>126251786
I'm curious. Why is everyone obsessed with this girl?
>>126251872
I'm not. The dancing is just pleasant to my eyes
>>126251872
Well I wrote KONTAK so my intention is clearly shoot at her.
Why did Huey decide to betray everyone again?
It makes absolutely no sense.
>>126251872
I'unno. She's a solid 8/10, a year younger than me, successful, and exudes a general warmth and cuteness that my old sad ass appreciates every now and again.
>All this complaining about FOBs being unbalanced
Did anyone play Peace Walker PvP? That shit was busted beyond comprehension. For those of you who don't know, imagine MGO without classes and you can make custom loadouts from gear you built in single player.
>>126252190
you're kidding right?
It's because he knew everyone was going to find out what he did. He wanted to leave and make as much money doing it to cover his ass.
Why do all these nigs have security challenges enabled if they wont show up
>>126251842
Yeah sure buddy.
>>126252190
Because he loves developing technology and Cipher gave him a better deal.
>huey is hated by diamond dogs
>huey gets shit on the entire time
>huey is really kojima
>diamond dogs is really konami
Guys, I think Kojima was trying to tell us something.
>>126252345
Nice photoshop skills faget.
>>126252375
Diamond Dogs are good guys that people think are bad because they're ignorant of the truth about them.
Interesting comparison, friend.
>>126252297
Are you talking about before or after he betrayed MSF?
>>126252293
>neo moss, NVG, MP5SD
Nothing like the thrill of being invisible, seeing everything and being a silent laser beam. Not particularly balanced in hindsight
The event isn't giving me even points anymore. Did I grind it too much?
TAKING A HIT
Now that Kojima is out of the way....
Is MGO2 coming back?
Will FOBs finally be fixed?
Are we getting the cut content back?
there is just nothing in this man's eyes. He has seen some fucking shit... and it has taken everything from him.
Not even a warm hearted tackle from venom would make him feel again.
>>126252445
What if it's right?
Huey wears Kojima's glasses, afterall.
And do any of us have actual evidence of anything?
>>126252785
sometimes FOBs wig out for whatever reason and you can't use your guy.
try changing your soldier.
>all my sniper rounds are putting down guards with one hit
>guy one deck away spots me as I'm shooting him
>he gets up and sounds the alarm
>Still training on that guy's FOB
>Get to the 1st Deck
>PSNK so far
>Defender gets called in
>Teleports me to the far side of the 2nd Deck
>Accidentally trip a thermal
>All down hill from there
Said it before and I'll say it again: High-level FOBs are impossible.
>>126253729
The core deck is really the only hard one. The first three are ezpz with squares and just throwing magazines.
>>126253194
That worked. My Base Dev thanks you.
Don't know if this is common knowledge, but I'm pretty sure boaster only gives one rank to each ability on a person. Say I Fulton one with an S+ in intel, at Mother Base he'd had an S in intel. Done a bit of testing but looks consistent. Sorry if this is well known lmao
>>126252963
>stubbed his toe on an FOB
You think your man's life sucks? This guy had to go on the jeep ride.
>>126253910
I think you have that backwards.
>Infiiltrate Base Dev security challenge
>Go in loud
>So loud, that the enemy snipers spot me before I even leave the helicopter
>Spend 5 minutes knocking everyone out and shutting off the power and breaking UAVs
>Defender still hasn't arrived
>Spend 10 minutes fultoning every container and mounted gun
>He still doesn't show
>Walk out with a ton of retaliation-tree trash
Someone please fight me
>>126253946
Sounds like something a Boaster would say.
Why can I customize so much shit, but not change the iDroid interface color?
>>126254156
Nah man I'm an S++ combat, I-I promise!
>>126254162
CUT CONTENT
>>126254037
The first deck you can basically run through with the spawn invisibility. The next two just require rolling around and throwing mags, you can get to the core deck in like 3 minutes.
>>126254273
That was not an invitation to shitpost. Fuck off.
>>126254162
Because blue is the future, man
>>126254296
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, unless the FOBs you do (you don't do any) have like five people on them.
>>126254362
Rude.
>>126254442
Sounds like you should git gud before shitposting to people with more experience.
>>126254595
Keep pretending you actually are experienced, friend. Those 6-person event FOBs you did last month don't count.
So what's the Ransom Money thing on FOBs?
Is it a GMP reduction if I get fultoned as an infiltrator?
wait what the fuck
I just did the intel platform on the event fob and it was the last one of the lot but it didn't give me any S++ staff and it still doesn't say (Cleared) next to it
what is going on
![Gt+quot+how+much+is+your+body+worth+quot+gt+doesn+t+list+_3d86687029d1ccb328e920c51cdd598d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rTGKq88.png "Gt+quot+how+much+is+your+body+worth+quot+gt+doesn+t+list+_3d86687029d1ccb328e920c51cdd598d[1].png")
>>126254745
>>126254798
if it's somebody you can't lose (venom or a DCd staff member) then you a pay a "ransom fee" to get him back. If you use a random nobody he dies and isn't ransomed
So the rocket launcher we have to make for that 30000 Event point bonus, is it the non lethal or the lethal grade 7 one?
>>126254995
It probably also said you lost GMP, didn't it?
infiltrate as a different staff member.
>>126255002
Okay
>>126254995
>and it still doesn't say (Cleared) next to it
That happened t me too, sort of. I did three one day, and when I came back the next only two were marked (Cleared). Just do it again.
>>126255076
The Lethal Grade7 MK-II that costs Common Metal and Fuel to develop and use.
what do when staff morale is kinda low
>>126255289
run around punching staff members more often
>>126255289
Go home and punch your staff until they respect you.
>>126255289
visit mother base and say hi to them. If 4 are near the command landing zone, run a little till they put their hand down and walk back. Staff morale increases 4 times.
>>126255289
Run around base punching the floor, the sonar ping will make anyone who detects it salute you and raise morale.
>>126255289
>>126255491
I prefer having DD as my buddy and running around whistling. I think it's easier than having to stop and mega-ton punch the platform.
>total event points earned: 12136
>current event points: 4678
excuse me
>>126255723
Don't rack up event debt.
>tfw a defender hides behind a paneled railing and you just snipe him through the tiny gap at the bottom
I was replaying Metallic Archaea and I apparently did something wrong/right. None of my equipment had rank restrictions listed on it.
The only things I did differently was I gave Quiet the Sinful Butterfly which I've never used, told her to stand down but had her shoot a Skull on command to kill him, and I suffered a serious injury and had to do the scream heal.
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/679573353393356804
good goy
>>126256335
You didn't make the new sneaking suit/battle dress did you?
>>126256473
I was wearing the Battle Dress, but the one that restricts rank is still in development. 4 more days to go.
Was it a bug related to that?
So is there like a giant imgur gallery or .rar or something somewhere for all the knownGaBpictures?
>>126256334
>he comes to /mgg/ and complains about 'being seen through walls'
>>126256334
>Defender spots me creepin on the catwalk and magdumps a HAIL on my ass.
The defenders i have fought really don't fuck around.
>>126251409
That would imply Big Boss is a shadow.
>>126256926
No, not quite.
You see, Big Boss has a shadow. It's that dark spot shaped like him that gets cast when he stands near a light.
Venom is the other shadow.
>>126256992
Oh, nice. Seems kinda obvious now that you pointed it out.
>>126256794
I like to hit them with my sniper from as far away and as soon as possible, that tends to put them in the mindset of it being a sniper duel which they are usually ill-equipped for and something I'm actually good at.
>>126257030
I feel stupid for not remembering that there are non-metaphorical shadows, too.
>>126257282
It's okay, we all have our moments.
>Alright, I've seen enough
>Mission aborted
>Once more from the top
does anyone know how to unlock the bronze/silver/gold quiet nameplates? theory is bronze is 5 wins versus a defender.
>>126257678
I would imagine that's right. Maybe not 5, but definitely keep infiltrating against defenders.
Have we seen a picture of a Silver?
Normal is just Quiet, Bronze has the MSF Skull, Gold has the Outer Heaven Skull. Is Silver the Diamond Dogs Dog?
>>126257870
no, no silver. just bronze.
Kek I just defended an FOB with the fucking stun arm. I accidently selected my loadout with no good weapons and decided to try using the stun arm. I just finished charging it as the infiltrator rounded a corner and was right in front of me. He probably had no idea what was happening as Snake screamed him sleep.
>>126258185
'CAUSE THERE'S NO POINTS FOR SECOND BEST
i was bored so i decided to test the speed of a Rank 1 UTH-66 Blackfoot
assuming theres no acceleration pequod is about 9.79 m/s, tested this in mother base going from one helipad to another. this doesnt include pequods stupid fucking go around the platform stunts.
so basically assuming mother base is in this random spot in the seychelles sea..
>the amount of time it takes to get to northern kabul: 5.4 days
>the amount of time tit takes to get to angola zaire border: 4.3 days
>>126258943
WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY
>>126258943
Nice dude. Snake must get really fucking tired of all the flying, Christ.
>>126259050
I know I'm fuckin tired of all the flying.
Maybe the brain damage makes it acceptable to Venom, as he sits there with a contemplative expression, shuffling to and fro as he ponders deeply why the square peg doesn't fit in the round hole.
>>126259050
It's a roomy helicopter. There's room to lie down, the blades beating is pleasant white noise and it's not full of guys going HIT ME BOSS NO HIT ME BOSS ANY CHANCE OF EXPANDING THE BASE BOSS YOU KILLED MY BEST BUDDY BACK THERE BOSS I KNOW YOU HAD TO BUT BOSS
Might be nice, actually.
>>126259178
Fucking comedian.
Also, do people ever drop there PSN or whatever here? To support and play together and such?
>tfw your highest rank soldier on MB is ludvig forssell
ONE MINUTE REMAININGWHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
MOVE
>>126258943
How fast is the fastest engine? Don't leave us hanging, please.
>>126259328
I think he is a major player in P.T.
>>126259578
Probably the same, I'm pretty sure it just reduces time to pick you up. Idk tho
>>126259658
You cannot be this deluded.
>Have perfectly good escape route behind me
>"No Boss, take Kaz straight through the Skulls that are in front of you."
I can see why sneaking was not Ocelot's strong suit.
>Only 4 items can be developed at a time.
>10 day development time for each one
Fuck off, Konami. Just fuck off.
>>126259959
BUY MB COINS PLEASE
>>126259658
>>126259686
not exactly the fastest engine, but the rank 4 chopper is about 12 m/s. although i may be wrong. probably much faster than that, and what the other anon said, it probably reduces time to pick you up significantly.
also, when you fulton someone and it says "Recovery in Progress", is it a fixed time or is the soldier extracted after you move from one checkpoint to another? i need this.
Does the grade 7 Serval come with a new barrel?
>>126259998
Checkpoint.
Anybody have a link for the extended soundtrack ?
>>126259998
The Fulton recoveries appear to be based on checkpoints.
You can trigger checkpoints by crossing certain areas, returning to the ACC, completing a side-op, completing a regular mission, probably some other shit.
When the enemy is on alert there appears to be no checkpoints, at least during missions where it matters.
>>126259959
BUY COINS YOU STUPID GOY
>>126260129
>>126260151
>checkpoint
damn
i wanted to calculate how fast the balloon is going from afghan/africa to mother base
probably really fucking fast
how do you get s++ and s+ on your fob for defense? I have 44 s++/s+ on security, no direct contracts and the security settings say it's s++-s+ yet the fob menu just says s and there's only s on the platforms.
>>126259959
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WIN ALL THOSE PF BATTLES IF YOU DON'T BUY MB COINS?
>>126260289
It's sketchy sometimes. I used to get my FOB saying it was using my directly contracted S+ guards, when I just had S selected. I kept getting invaded by people who would frantically extract everyone to try and get an S+.
>they want you to play fobs more
>failing an fob even if you non lethal is -710 points
ha
>>126259982
>>126260164
>>126260348
Stop defending Konami.
>>126260416
>He thinks the points mean anything
>>126260348
By sticking it out through a round of embarrassing losses and busting out a stockpile of non-Finish Now'd missiles when I'm back in my own weight class, of course!
>>126260632
>Winning on a non tournament week.
Enjoy your no fuel and no triple points.
>>126260632
>stockpile of non-Finish Now'd missiles
>max limit: 3 of each
>deployment ops to get them take too long to use in time
Just develop every single item you have left and you'll see a jump.
>>126260827
>Developing things
What do you think I've been trying to do? It takes 10 fucking days to get anywhere with that route.
>>126260918
>It takes 10 fucking days to get anywhere with that route.
If you're developing lvl 7 and up stuff, that's very true. If your R&D is above 90, offline stuff develops in 15-30 minutes easy.
>>126260827
You know what I hate? When some guy has made it to rank CC when he only has level 40 in combat, but 900000 offensive capability for some reason.
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>>126260985
I've already developed literally every offline piece of equipment. The online stuff is taking forever, because of the shitty online timers, the fact you can only make 4 at once, and just how fucking batshit insane the requirements are.
>>126261016
>rank CC
I don't fucking get this shit
what does any of it mean
why isn't it just D, C, B, A, S?
the fuck is CC- and this fucking shit
>>126260762
>he thinks I don't know how to time for tournament weeks
>he thinks I'm out of fuel because I didn't time for tournament weeks and not because I pissed away my victory fuel on platform expansions
>>126260985
I'm way past the point of having offline things to develop. Right now I'm waiting for my camera placement gun to finish developing so I can start developing that grade 7 rocket launcher that I'll never use because of it's deployment resource costs.
Hopefully it will develop in 5 days or less, otherwise I won't bother doing it.
>>126261016
>>126261136
>check the highest ranking guy in the PF league
>he's just some scrub with some units at level 40
What the actual fuck.
>>126261196
>Hopefully it will develop in 5 days or less, otherwise I won't bother doing it.
You're lucky. It's a 5 day project.
>>126261206
You thought hackers were satisfied with FOB invasions? You thought they wouldn't cheat at SIMULATIONS?
>>126261160
It's not like Konami announces when the tournament weeks will be on.
>>126261052
>tfw items cost more to produce than FOBs now
I wish you boss speed, though.
>>126261016
>level 40
>900000 offensive capability
They must have developed the UA-Drone before losing S ranksor maybe they're hacking.
>>126261259
Yeah, but I mean, how do you cheat that statistic?
Isn't it stored online?
You'd think they would just use some trainers to give themselves all S++ rankers.
okay fuck this shit
I've gotten 100 successful infiltrations but the challenge task award for it still says it's not done. the fuck?
>>126261227
It's gonna be a tight squeeze to get it developed before the skulls event, then.
>>126261320
Some challenges appear to be broken because they only count after the 1.06 update.
>>126261196
Boss speed to you as well.
I've noticed that the FOB Menu music glitches a bit now, so that it plays in the ACC even when I don't have my iDroid open, and honestly, it should always be this way. That music is great, and suits the ACC too, but you never hear past the first 20 seconds of it normally because you select an FOB mission.
>>126261307
The UAV boost cant be it I'm at lvl 101 combat and my OC is 15000. No way would the boost be 6 times that on its own.
>only improvement of the grade 7 riot smg over the grade 5 one is the suppressor is medium not low
>costs 6 times as much gmp, plus 500 metals, and 150 digitalis
I get that they want us to buy FOBs so they make the levels you need to be to make this shit high but fucking why are the deployment costs such bullshit? fuck you konami
>>126261489
What the fuck.
>>126261457
No you fool. That's just something that happens if you select and deselect the FOB tab quickly.
Some real glitches that the patch caused are rangefinder scopes not working and guards being invisible on FOBs.
>>126261318I don't know, I just wanted to get in on the fun of accusing every good player of cheating
>>126261641
it's still a glitch
the music is only intended to play on the fob menu, yet if you do this is doesn't.
that is a glitch, it may not affect gameplay, and isn't bad in anyway but it's still a glitch
So Grade 9 weapons are proof they're making new content for the game right? They were never mentioned in the game files pre-launch, but 7/8 were. Is there a chance of proper DLC happening then?Maybe they'll polish up the battle gear and have that added soon.
We could have had a badass Rhodesian Ridgeback attack dog as our DD.
But no.
We got a fucking wolf.
>>126261775
That would have made too much sense, though.
>try to redeem event points for 3 S+ guys
>''Unit is full.''
>send 10 scrubs to the waiting room
>try to redeem
>''Unit is full.''
Konami fix this shit.
>>126261742
Hopefully, but even if they put the Battle Gear, what are you going to fight with it?
Unless it's a side op, there's only infantry.
Plus, if they do release it, it'll be a $10 DLC.
>>126261641
I was wondering why rangefinders weren't reading correctly. They still work as scopes.
>>126261742
I think they're just queuing content updates to keep players engaged.
>>126261775
But then Huey wouldn't be able to say his deep and metaphorical "it's clearly a wolf" line.
>>126261907
>I think they're just queuing content updates to keep players engaged.
Yeah, except we've known that for ages. Every update they've pushed out has just added content we found in the files before now. Even Quiet's reunion was in there at launch. I'm saying the grade 9 weapons weren't in at launch, so they're probably newly made content, which probably means more is being made too.
So how's that Grade 7 Hand of Jehuty? I'm one level away from making it, what's the range like now? Is it actually decent?
>>126261553
This only started happening after the LA studio closed. Are you still on the development screen? Go to the sniper section and look at the very reasonable deployment cost of the grade seven MRS-71, which was one of the first grade seven weapons released. It's 14000 GMP.
Now go up once to look at the batshit insane deployment cost of the grade 7 bambadov, which was released in a later update. The stats are damn near identical and yet the bambadov has those insane costs.
>>126262063
>This only started happening after the LA studio closed.
I still doubt it has anything to do with that. LA studio were only working on MGO, and this is a single player thing.
>>126261676
It's a glitch that's been there since forever, is what I meant. The patch didn't cause it.
>>126251123
Literally perfect 10/10 :3
>>126261206
It's because they hack vehicles, turrets, and walker gears into their game.
I accidentally did that and they went into my online pool before I could pull them out, so now I have a few hundred thousand of each.
Offense rating shot up to like 10 mil kek
>>126262129
Ah okay, my bad. It's just happened to me three times since the patch, and never before that so I assumed it was new.
They better add a shitload of new equipment. Enforcers have shitty armor options and the the eyewear is all around terrible.
>>126262198
>accidentally
>>126261775
>Game takes place about when Big Boss would have met Sniper Wolf
>Game very heavily features child soldiers
>Features a highly skilled sniper who is very close to Big Boss, Wolf's idol
>Big, friendly wolf on the base who is also one of Big Boss's closest companions
>Game does not feature Sniper Wolf
Fucking thanks Kojima. No, I didn't fucking rike it.
>>126262274
____________(Are)
____________(Gay)
>>126262274
ayy
>>126261961
Developers can exclude content until it's appropriate release date. This is normal for studios that want to keep users interested. They tend to have a roadmap of future updates/milestones.
Not everything can be found in datamining, especially if its excluded.
>>126262334
I love you.
So which one of you fellas gonna infiltrate and get this
>>126262334
>>126262337
cheers
>>126262528
what am I looking at
>>126262260
Enforcers need a nerf. It's infiltrators that need a buff. Honestly, they should go back to how infiltrators were on day one. They weren't that powerful, the other classes were just shit.
>>126262641
http://www.metalgearinformer.com/?p=17073
>>126262326
I guess Big Boss was the one who did all the cool stuff.
>>126262278
That's a big forehead.
>>126262528
Do you think a journalist has ever stolen something, leaked it anonymously, then made a story based on the leak of the thing he stole?
>>126262736
>The screen is partly covered with a piece of paper, to obscure something we’re not supposed to see.
I can't think of what could be there that couldn't be shown.
>>126262278
I only wanted to get resources and medical plants so that I didn't have to grind like a slave to finish my third and fourth FOBs, and also so that I could actually deploy with rank 7+ gear without going bankrupt.
Given how many MB shekels I've given to them I doubt they'll ban me.
>>126262775
What kind of tiny Asian small brain forehead do you have?
>>126262826
Didn't notice that. The screen looks so blue in it too.
>>126262823
Kotaku made one based on what one of their "journalists" was told in private. That's close enough.
I wish you could speed up time with blowjobs from Quiet, instead of those cigars.
>>126262826
Maybe D-Walker was standing there, or something like that?
>>126262506
I love you too Stef :3
>>126262973
They showed D-Walker back in the E3 2013 trailer though.
>>126263052
Yeah, but not gameplay footage of it.
>>126262906
"What they were told" is intangible and unprovable. Hard evidence that was stolen and leaked is more a more appropriate descriptor for "the same thing".
Like the time when the script for ME3 was leaked on some Russian site, after people hacked the demo and found out the bioware left everything in the files.
>tfw birthday's coming up soon
i don't know why i'm excited when i know about the cutscene already but i am
>>126263116
>after people hacked the demo and found out the bioware left everything in the files.
Same thing happened with The Last of Us demo.
I'm impressed that literally nothing was in GZ's files though.
>>126263116
Well, it was provable enough for Ubi and Bethesda to blacklist them.
>>126262990
She's the ideal balance of pretty and kind that makes for a perfect woman. Too many chicks are one, but not the other.
>>126263220
This guy gets it
>>126251123
>tfw too afraid to post Joost anymore in case I get banned
>>126263187
There were a few assets from Afghanistan and Africa, in aptly named folders, if I recall.
>>126262960
>putting your benis in a throat with parasites
lel
>>126263184
>Having a Christmas birthday.
I'm so sorry.
>>126263052
A Metal Gear to surpass all Metal Gears.
Venom's horn!
>>126262960
In all honesty do you think if Venom just straight up asked for a blowjob from Quiet, would she say yes?
>>126263296
>Not wanting a humming blow job.
>>126262826
Battle Gear? A special unconcious character?
The latter would be impossible with P. Cigar's fast forward
>>126263383
She'd probably be worried that the parasite might be sexually-transmissible, but otherwise would have no objections.She can't say yes, now can she?
>>126263383
I'm pretty sure she'd say "..."
>>126263383
Somehow, I doubt either Venom or Quiet would need to say anything. They would just look at each other, and both would somehow know that a blowjob is about to happen.
>>126250114
What happens if you deploy as the mute guy? interrogations and stuff.
>>126263184
Try to work out if Quiet uses her sniper rifle on full auto for that birthday cutscene.
I'm pretty sure she does.
Do you guys think D-dog was annoyed with the super hot weather that he had to work in?
>tfw bullying low level FOBs
>just killing all the guards so fast they can't even call in an alert on the first two decks
>>126263220
>She's the ideal balance of pretty and kind that makes for a perfect woman. Too many chicks are one, but not the other.
You don't really believe that who she is in public life is the same as who she actually is, do you? I knew Japs were dumb enough to fall for this shit but I expected better from people in the west. It’s a doctored personality, anon. Her career isn’t just selling her looks, it’s selling “who she is” and that’s subject to as much preening and grooming as her body is. She doesn’t just go in public without makeup and frumpy clothes, and she doesn’t go out in public without putting on her trademark persona. She’s not just selling her body anon, she’s selling her personality too, and you’re falling for it hook, line, and sinker. Japs never seem to learn from this, idols are big there to this day.
What kind of sad, pathetic fuck actually deludes himself into thinking he knows anything substantial about a woman he has only seen in pictures? How much wasted emotional energy goes towards caring about a woman who will never realistically love him back? People like that need to put that energy to use by getting a girl in real life.
>>126264093
okay
>>126264093
does the cynicism really fill that black hole in your soul?
>>126259864
Why sneak when he can just give em the ol' razzle dazzle?
>Ocelot making Skulls sit through a ten minute long gun trick show never happened
>nothing fun happened at all
>>126262901
remember this was back when there was apparently a "80s filter" that could be enabled in the game
>>126264301
No. That was way earlier, by then it'd been confirmed they cut it out.
>>126264256
Fun things are not Hollywood enough.
>>126264093
I've seen her MGSV streams. She does them at the end of her day and acts like her normal self. There's also videos where she talks to nerds about Quiet's character and she's really nice.
>>126264243
m8, I'm a fairly happy guy, but there are some things that are just unhealthy for everyone involved. No one has ever said "I've spent all day collecting pictures of [insert model/actress/porn star] and reading up on her life and I feel really fulfilled. This is what I live for, I couldn't ask for anything more in life." If you have feelings for a woman you have never met, something is wrong with you and you need to work that shit out. This might sound odd but you really will feel happier if you cut that shit out of your life.Yeah, I do speak from experience.
>>126264362
They cut way too many things.
>>126264474
kek not him but why are you taking this so seriously?
>>126262274
>>126264093
>Her career isn’t just selling her looks, it’s selling “who she is”
Her career is voice actingfor a character which barely speaks loland modelling.
Her only relevant work is Quiet in MGSV. Her "career" amounts to it.
>>126264434
>i've seen her in streams she does to promote the game she starred in
>she's ok guys
>>126264873
yeah shespretty good
>play MGSV on Christmas
>mother base is covered in Christmas lights and decorations
BRAVO
R
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Stefanie is literally perfect and this general will die without her :(
>>126265174
reminder that the last thread made it to bump limit without a single image of her being posted
>>126265174
>yakuza whore
>perfect
>>126264873
You're just a jealous harpy.
>>126265047
Seriously?
>>126265241
What a boring thread
>>126265241
Joost got posted after someone said something about joost.
you guys just dont get it, do you
>>126265457
Oh course not. What, were you expecting an FOB invasion from Santa? And then afterwards all the soldier are saying they can't believe Snake was right about Santa being real? Fat chance.
>>126265174
This guy understands.
>>126265241
Yeah and it was the most boring thread I've ever seen
>>126265524
Of course it would, joostposters are obnoxious pieces of shit. If someone told them "hey look there's been none of her in this thread" they'll go out of there way to shit it up. It still made it 750 posts without her being mentioned.
My point is that the bulllshit they spout about "you guys are lucky to have us, otherwise this general would be dead" is just bullshit and nothing more.
>>126265678You should consider yourself lucky to have us
>>126265678
you still dont see the irony that you anti-joosts are worst than the people that joostpost.
>>126265668
>Most boring thread ever
Fucking hell, just give us some new single player content.
I don't want Metal Gear to die.
