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>>125731680
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/215741387--12-15-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-31-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
yay i got first post
>Still the shitty "le /gtaog/" subject
Kill yourself
How to cheat in GTAO:
www.mpgh.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=414
is work?
money safe?
can use?
mod detected?
>tfw dont have bacon in my house
>tfw already cooking egg
shit i fuked up guys
>>125850737
>Savage not shot out of the sky
>Valkyrie(?) not shot out of the sky.
>Bunch of nobodies, probably randoms on board
Step it up /gtag/.
forever escaping
>>125850875
Fuck off
>>125850737
>kurugii
>mad4attention
post qt grils
>>125850986
>Bunch of nobodies, probably randoms on board
>>125851146
You first
>>125851146
>>125851079
fuck off
>>125851160
Yes, that is what he said. Good job.
>improved anticheat
>>125851292
>Eclipse
Anybody who lives there deserves it.
>>125851146
Postan.
>>125851292
>>125851356
kek thats the new troll from jordans menu its hilarious as fuck
What leggings is best leggings?Is it Candy Cane leggings?
>>125851465
black ones
>>125851146
heres a two for one special
>>125851465
Princess Robot Bubblegum.
>>125851685
too bad they're both fat
>>125851685
>Long bob
>Hipster glasses
Darn now my character is pretty generic.
did someone say
qts
>>125852138
Yes, when are you going to post some?
>some guy messaged me if he wants me to get his $7000 bounty
>sure.jpg
>he comes out of his apartment
>I execute him with a revolver
>sent him thanks and gave him 50%
It's the little things that makes some people alright.
https://www.teamofweaponsandtactics.com/index.php?/forums/topic/369-eis-2015-r2-itanium-x64-edition-version-180-released/
thoughts
>>125852138
Where?
>R* put the roof back on my casco
get fucked
>>125852224
tl;dr
>>125852224
Test it and report back.
>>125852376
anticheat, cheat.
>>125852470
Cool, but does it actually work?
>>125852718
I doubt anyone on here actually knows that
>>125851685
I'd fuck that rayman
GTAG how do i cute?
>>125853112
Step one is not to listen to anybody here.
>>125853112
Make a female character
Post it here for approvaland getting it shot down
Make it like every other female character in gtag
You've made "cute"
How the fuck do I earn money in a reasonable fashion now.
Every random heist I get into is either no mics, niggers with shitty music and a baby crying or some noobs who have no idea what they're doing.
Plus LFG is basically worthless.
>get shot down over beach by welfare
>start shooting a pack of people on respawn
>someone gets my twice so i start looking for them specifically
>find them
>right as I aim at them my sniper changes to minigun every time
>he just keeps heavy rifling me
>too far to use minigun on said cuck
>just kill a couple people in close range with the mini because why not
>faggot keeps sniping me while im stuck with a minigun
The little ways of griefing are truly the fucking worse. I'd rather be exploded than this bullshit.
>>125853514
Use the marksman rifle if you can't line the shot up, it's about 3 shots to the chest to drop anyone.
>>125853615
I was trying to use the DMR, I couldn't. Every time I aimed with it my character pulled out a minigun.
>>125853662
Does that mean that menus can force weapons now?
>>125853784
I guess so.
>>125853497
Play the game
>>125852718
yep, didn't get blown up when a lobby got nuked, didnt die either.
>>125853845SHIIIIIIIIIIT
How do I turn off this gay ass rockstar video shit.
>find guy giving himself hackerbux
>private message him asking nicely if he could spare a bit for me
>he doesn't say anything and just flies off into the sky
Man I have the worst luck with this shit, everyone else seems to just happen to run across generous hackers at every turn
>>125854485
Stop pressing down immediately after massing sprint.
>>125854635
I'm on Xbone.
>>125854723
>Xbone
>>125855160
mfw_derrick_leaves_gtag.gif
>Shoot some guy in his god mode helicopter with rockets
>Direct hit twice
>He just starts nuking the session
Guess that call to remove all grief options fell on deaf ears.
>>125851146
Been feeling a lot of brown shades on my cars lately.
>>125855282
Hi, Rawk or Soy.
>people still care about derrick
>>125854564
i think you mean best luck.
you just unknowingly dodged a 20 year ban
>>125855293
well go for an actual brown then, instead of 'babbies first brown' beige
Easiest way to get RP? I need to get from 78 to 90 asap.
>>125855445
adversary mode playlist
>>125851292
shouldnt you be in the middle, masterminding the demise of Mr Bond?
>welcome to my lair
what the fuck is this glitch
>>125856363
>Glitch
>>125856363
You are ascending.
>>125855445
you became a peacock
>>125855323
No I was being cucked by the god mode fag shooting rockets from his car. I attached a UFO on him for a while but got bored.
>>125853497
Get a menu. Spawn Moonbeams. Sell them. That's it.
>>125855445
This is the easiest and fastest way.
>>125856363
>Glitch
hahahahahha omg dumbass ahwhahaha ha heheheh eomg cant stop laughign hahahaha omg ur so stupid
>>125856919
untill your stats show up with wanted levels attainted and evaded somewhere in the 100k
aint nobody gonna believe that
>>125856363
>Glitch
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125857110
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125857279
kek
>>125855408
Youre right, shits too light for a solid painted car. I didn't want it to be the same as my nightshade so I gave it a lighter spray. I've decided to invert the two and go with this.
>>125857448
that's pretty.
now try a darker brown with gold pearlescent for your nightshade. i'll post mine as soon as i can take a screenshot.
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125856363
>bitch
>>125856363
>this glitch
>glitch
>>125856363
thats not a glitch
>>125852138
the one with the crosses on her top is the only qt in this thread,
>>125857837
>>125857678
>>125857625
>>125857602
>>125857317
>>125857178
>>125857129
>>125857018
>>125856430
>being this upset about a word
>>125857965
Lets just settle this, someone just make a strawpoll with every female in /gtag/ and see who comes out on top.
>>125856363
>Glitch
>>125858079
>needing a strawpoll
>>125856363
but anon thats not a glitch
>>125856363
LOL XD THATS NOT A GLITCH SILLY!!! :DDDD XD
>>125856430
>>125857018
>>125857129
>>125857178
>>125857317
>>125857602
>>125857678
>>125857625
>>125857837
>>125858157
>>125858460
>>125858563
#damagecontrol
>>125858563
All me
>>125858583
to be fair that's another person
>>125858629
>You will never get chauffeured around while drinking wine and shitposting
>>125858079
Nah, this isnt a good idea. Best to just let the fire burn.
>>125856363
learn what a glitch is m8
>>125858780
>wine
That's champagne.
>>125856363
>Glitch
I do not think you know what that word means
>tfw bought it yesterday and my gf wont let me play because it's Saturday and she's getting angry at me saying we need to do things together
Should I break up with her? I really want to play my new game.
>>125858881
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>125856363
>glitch
you keep using that word, i dont think that you think what it think you means
>>125858881reee
>>125858881
Yes. Let Jamal have a more official role in her life.
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125858917
>i dont think that you think what it think you means
>>125859021
>glitch in the 4chan X extension
>>125857448
Don't have the light to let it fully come to right, but the bright pearl makes it pop and yet totally seem like a 70s colour.
Hello good friends,
I would like to apologize profusely for my use of language. I am now aware that such language is unacceptable, and for that I am sorry. If it alleviates any of the pain and suffering I have caused, perhaps it would help to know that English is my first language, I graduated top of my class in English in high school, and I have studied video game design for several years. I am also completely sober, and have absolutely no reason to have used that word, except it rhymed slightly with 'shit', as in, "What the fuck is this shit?".
Again, my sincerest and deepest apologies to all I have harmed with this grave mistake. I hope only to be able to literally no-one cares you fucking autists.
>>125859301
I think there's a glitch in the last sentence of your post. It seems to have jumped ahead in the storyline of events being told.
>>125859301
>studied video game design.
>>125856363
thats no glitch my friend
>Get to a pegasus spot with another guy before someone else so his vehicle ends up not spawning
>His vehicle doesn't spawn because of it
>Proceeds to use his menu to kill us both
>He calls his vehicle in again and goes to the airport to get it
>Doesn't know how to fly correctly in a hydra and ends up crashing and dying
I just should just stick to hackerbucks.
Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125859687
>NEETs
>>125859687
Yeah, it certainly isn't people like you constantly shitposting.
>>125859687
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/Friendly%20reminder%20worthless%20NEETs/
How often are you going to post it?
>>125859687
idk m8, general was ok while blates was doin his thing so i doubth neet's are the problem.
why havent the neets and trannies be removed yet
>>125856363
hahaha thats not a glitch
Seriously all these newfags complaining.
The general is in better shape than it's ever been.
This shit was fucking ATROCIOUS 2 years ago. Nothing but people complaining about the game and tripfags jerking off to eachother. Now that's just the day a new DLC gets released.
>>125860519
Heists when?
>>125860540
exactly.
>>125856363
learn what a glitch is dude
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125860906
? i dont know what you mean, it is a glitch, that not suppoosed to happen
I've been gone for about a month because HDD failure.
Is this game worth sitting through a 50 gb download again at -/=3mbps rate for the new update?
Has Infamous finally been killed?
>>125861097
its a hack
>>125861481
it's just the same with new cars
you make the calladversary modes fun tho
>>125856363
thats not a glitch
>>125861696
oh. do people modderkiddies still blow up entire lobbies for no reason?
>>125861786
blowing up hasn't happened and not sure wether that's still possible.
but they appear to have enough alternatives to give you a shit time.
>>125861852
>>125855282
Happened to us tonight.
>>125861852
Okay it's worth it.
Downloading now.
>>125861852
It's still possible
Got blown up into my ceiling.
>>125860519
Im more annoyed at the constant whining about NEETs and this "/GTAOG/ everything is offtopic" garbage.
Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
Has anyone ever gotten banned for anything other than glitching in this game? I find myself insulting someone's stupidity every second heist and virtually every adversary game. It's amazing how often people forget to use silenced weapons in a mission where detection = failure, or someone fucks you over to the detriment of themselves or their own team.
>>125861914
is
is that
a
bath robe
>>125856363
>glitch
>>125862538
sure is
update added a whole bunch of them
smoking jackets too
>>125862520
>actually using suppressors outside of pistols
>expecting to have a good time with randos
>>125862892
hnnnnng
>>125862951
why would I just a silenced pistol to kill the lost when I can snipe them or shoot them with a silenced assault rifle
not sure if bait
>>125862538
What clothing in your opinion should be in GTAO?
>>125863095
Why does that revolver look so 2004ish
>>125863153
The blocky grip kind of ruins it.
So how the fuck do I kill bounty players on yachts? I'm on his yacht but I can't use any of my guns
>>125863319
Concentrate really hard on focusing your negative energy towards him.
>>125863368
that's pretty lame, this guy is just teasing me. i'd have murked him if it wasnt for this stupid shit
Picked this up on PC recently, does anyone actually play quick matches or am I just unlucky when it comes to game finding. Whenever I search for a random game its ether a lobby that dies or a level 100+ trying to get a easy win in a race off of my shitter ass.
In the last two weeks the only deathmatch lobby that ever got full had the host scripting with invincibility.
>>125863119
various textures lace leggings that I can wear with shorts and combat boots.
DK jackets
Mini dresses and leather jackets that actually work with them.
mid top converse for the women and low top for men.
Post characters?
Yes, I am.
>>125863625
A worthless NEET?
>>125863619
it's a glitch trinity
>>125863649
Yes.
>Just want to have some fun doing freeroam VIP stuff with people
>Hackers with invincibility, teleporting to me/objectives with miniguns
Not today senpaitachi.
>>125863717
Found Blater
It's so fucking annoying that I cannot edit my character.
>>125863548
stick to invite/crew sessions. public has been cancer since December 2012. You either get white dot lobbies where no one does anything fun, or civil war lobbies where there's at least one shitter red dot in a tank.
![ruffian[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/ov3pmuP.jpg "ruffian[1].webm")
>>125863770
>>125863619
Survey time, for science:
1: do you see your own kills in the kill feed anymore when you kill another player
2: are you using a fun menu?
>>125859687
I forgot it's real nigga only hours now, guess it's better for you to be here rather than dodging shitskins in the streets hey krop
>>125863770
>>125863867
sick surfs dude
>>125863990
>1: do you see your own kills in the kill feed anymore when you kill another player
Yes
>2: are you using a fun menu?
No
>>125863998
I live in a small town with no shitskins Tbh. Shitskins don't come to the farms and such.
>>125863842
as opposed to crew marked dot lobbies where no one does anything fun, or civil war lobbies where at least 6 shitters are camping a non crew player
>>125864120
>where at least 6 shitters are camping a non crew player
This is always fun for us.
>>125864091
care that they don't champ
>>125859687
now that's what you call autism
>>125864120
you play with the wrong crew members
the player being camped always starts shit with a crew member
the actual fun gtags spend more time mission screens than in freeroam so you never really see them much.
Hey can I join this clan? I heard you guys are fun. My SC is LeDankMan.
Can you remove crew emblem with iFruit? I got one on my bike somehow.
>>125864290
The problem is that to get the most mission variety they have to limit themselves to four people so there's almost never an opening.
What is this?
>>125863548
Ignore missions, play with friend, freeroam only.
>>125864290
>you play with the wrong crew members
>wanting to play with gtag
>>125864471
Why not?
>>125864351
>>125864471
kek
>>125864539
PLEASE, WHAT DID I DO???????
Release the tension on drama banter in here.
Play the game more intensively so you don't have time to shitpost.
>Meth'd Up
>We spawn in south Los Santos
>Finally get there
>Vehicle destroyed
Sometimes I wonder how randoms don't forget to breath.
>players who hold out stickies
Who here has /funmenus/? I need some cash so if you could spawn some Uber-modded cars I can sell.
>>125865090
>killed die-hard78
how appropriate
>>125864351
>>125864471
>>125864501
>>125864539
>>125864737
>>125864754
>>125865418
this is a funny picture, really really funnyreally funny looking at it for the thousandth time
>>125865228
Do not trust >>125865302
All 6 of my accounts got banned using that.
>>125865548
>>125865642
i was joking when I said that, im a bad person when it comes to jokes, but you are too
>>125865713
>>125860519
I've been here since ps3 launch, which was awful, but frankly, half the thread is now newfags asking what menu's to use and faggots complaining about menu shitters whilst screaming about how good their delicious shit PC version is. The general is a joke right now.
>>125865913
Gotta complete the spin.
>>125865913
just need one more to fucking finish the spin, do it you faggot
>>125866087
derrickspin.com
Jesus Christ, where's qt when you need xir?
>>125866127
>>125866127
???
Alright what can i get for $10 GTA$?
Feeling a bit rich right now.
>>125866310
receiving payment from your father for services rendered, best piece of ass this side of chelsea, blater should take notes perhaps he could make some money and get his ass off the computer once in a while
What happened to online? Update? Servers down?
>>125866604
IT'S HAPPENING
>You now have a 5% discount in shops for achieving good behavior reports from 90% of your peers
Didn't know this is actually a thing.
why is this a thing?
>>125865573
lies
>>125867478
is work?
money safe?
Is the armoured variant of the V12 schafter worth the performance loss and added ugly? According to the stats the regular versions top speed is 190 and the armoured is 150.
>>125867586
I think you get flagged if you cheat now.
Luckily someone gave me money back when I started playing - but it's all gone now.
It's stupid that you cannot sell the luxury shit.
(Armored car, tanks, etc.)
>>125867626
Just get a Kuruma if you want a decent car or the Insurgency.
>>125867729
i got no troubles using the moonbeam sell thing
>>125867882
>I haven't been banned yet for doing something 3 days ago so it must be safe
can someone please make me admin
>>125868291
trip on qt
>>125867309
What the fuck are good behavior reports even?
>>125868291
SC?
>>125851217
мoй дpyг
>>125868568
-blater-
is money work?
>some guy has the same paintjob as me
>friendly enough guy. get into his car.
>go to the dock,get on a sea shark and drive to his yacht
>Turkish flag inscription reads "BigTurk"
>ask to go inside, try out all the options since i've never been inside a boat.
>character is stumbling because i'm totally drunk from trying all the booze
>he messages me "Come"
>reach a bedroom with a hairy half naked dude with a gold chain standing there
>tell him i want to go home>he politely drives me back to my apartment
Am i a slut ?
>>125851146
Hey can I join this clan? I heard you guys are fun. My SC is LeDankMan.
>>125868354
Wait, apparently it's "commend" in the players list in the pause menu. Can't believe I'm still discovering menu items after getting to rank 200.
>>125869008
Krop pls
>>125868863
>>125869008
>reddit.com/user/ledankman
>>125869047
Same, realizing that people actually commend me make me feel a little warm inside.
>>125869071
BUT I JUST WANT TO JOIN THE CLAN!!?
>>125869202
How do I know if I was commended?
>>125869224
Only way is >>125867309 apparently.
>>125869304
But where would I see this? Is it a text? A SC message? Full splash screen?
>my VIP outfit was removed
Motherfuckers.
>press join crew members
>puts me in a session by myself
mfw
>>125869341
The notification box above the radar.
>>125869403
but anon that meansyou are the crew
>can only save 10 outfits without funmenyoos
Is there a good reason?
>>125869403
R* is trying to protect you from gtag, heed their warning and protection
>>125869497
The game is not supposed to be fun.
It's like with DayZ where everything is against you.
Like how zombies are everywhere, shitters and police are everywhere.
>>125869341
Looks like this according to the internet.
>>125869783
hmmmm, seems your KDR needs to me 0 to get it.
>>125869861
Yeah that's me with a 0.83 KDR.
Well at least people actually like me.
>>125869861
What? Where do you get that from? That's also almost impossible if you actually play the game.
I'll stick with whole sessions telling me to fuck off and chase me around.
>tfw that one time I had 3 people on land and 2 helicopters follow me into the airport after pushing their shit in
>snipe the 2 in cars before they can even get over the gates
>motorcycle still on the way
>run further into the airport around the corner
>pull out welfare and take aim at first attack chopper coming over the terminal
>tfw they finally got a kill on me when mr. motorcycle comes and blows me up while I am aiming at the chopper
It was a fun game of cat and mouse. I do not know how this game can still be fun to anyone not playing the part of the bully.
>>125870170
>what one shitter who chases you for 10+ minutes ignoring the other 12+ people you pass
Are you guys using voice chat in lobbies? I had all voice chat muted and so I never heard if you did
