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>>125850737
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/215741387--12-15-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-31-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
You all deserved longer bans.
merry christmas
>>125955760
t. consolecuck
Maybe sessions will be a bit quieter for a week.
Enjoy it, it won't last.
>>125955926
what is it you're trying to prove? posted this pic last week
hello.
>shooting merryweather in a tank
>some faggot appears on top of me
>spawns a lazer with magic
>drives it around trying to shoot me but it doesn't work because I'm in an event, presumably
>event finishes, shoot him with tank, he doesn't blow up obviously
>get out of tank, enable passive mode
>he parks his jet and starts spawning bags of cash on it, trying to impress me with l33t h4x I guess, as I stand there reporting him
>leave and join new session
why is the community for this game so fucking retarded
>>125955958
>I posted a pic I literally just took right then last week.
Yeah, okay.
>>125955963
how happy are you right now
I got an email saying i've been flagged, does this mean banned too?
I bought all of those shark cards R*, how could you ban me? 10 days is pretty fuckin' lenient though, I'll take it
>>125955963
start moaning, you fucking faggot
>>125956063
>Fell for le shark card maymay
>>125956085
Is this a real meme or just another false flag?
When did I ever actually moan and do you like it?
>>125956168
-Blater- here, you know I heard you moaning.do you like my musical tastes?
>>125956168
I don't like it, which means you do moan. So you just confirmed you fucking moan.
>>125955990
>>he parks his jet and starts spawning bags of cash on it, trying to impress me with l33t h4x I guess, as I stand there reporting him
he was trying to get you banned
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
So is an email saying you have been flagged an ban message? im afraid to launch up the game now. Is it a ban or just a warning? I've already been baned 2 times
>>125956198
so far..
>>125956214
pic related
>>125956256
you just got permarekt
>>125956310
kek, i was afraid so
well i couldnt really enjoy this game anymore anyway, so i think not much of value was lost
>>125956359
>i think not much of value was lost
You got that right. By which I mean you.
>>125956297that was a 1 hit wonder that I liked by that band, btwyour bullying insult last thread saying I listened to the band wasn't true
>>125956453
as if you still enjoy the game somehow and as if the game is fun without funmenu
i wonder why i got b& though, i didnt use anything to do with money, maybe car spawning or teleporting is now detected or some shit
>>125956214
Couldn't he have just chosen to spawn them on top of me rather than cover his jet with them 10 metres away
>>125956552
I do and it is.
>>125956598
you must be terribly new then
i wonder what game im going to play this holiday then
>>125956507
So what youre saying is you have bad taste in music?
>>125956642
Not really.
>>125956742
wtf is wrong with you? even in gmod you can hardly get these many hours
>>125956768
Speak for yourself, faggot. TTT is the best thing that ever happened to Gmod.
>>125956768
I enjoy the game.
>>125956687
So you do like Suede. Tell me more, share some gems with me.
>>125956812
I never did TTT. Got 2500 hours in sandbox though, and I thought I was special
>>125956813
fucking child
>>125956883
>Stop liking things I don't like.
I think the child here is you.
>>125956642
>>125956598
>>125956552
I personally have only put the tiny amount of 150 hours into the online of this game, reaching the measly rank of 67 or so, so I suppose you mean the game gets boring for normal people who play it for 1000 hours then get bored. Usually, I just stop playing games when I get bored of them, but I guess fucking around breaking the game is the sort of thing that never gets old, as opposed to actually playing the game, right? The new content they release is pretty boring to be honest, I'd rather just turn myself into a cat and run around blowing everything up for 300 hours.
>>125956873
Elbow, pink floyd, tool, jack white, the kills, the czars, ben howard, chet faker,
>>125956909
No you
>>125956925
yeah i got the same, and with breaking the game i mean creating extra fun with mods. But thats not allowed so now im permarekt, Which kinda sucks cause online with gtag and mods was the only thing that still was a little but fun.
after the new update the game was boring as fuck, ib ought the yacht and immidiately regretted it, you could do nothing with it
so i honestly dont really care, im just gonna go mod singleplayer again see if thats still fun, or switch over to jc3 or something
the only thing im really honest to god sad about is that we will never get a proper gta5 multiplayer like mta5, fivem, gta-mp etc.
>>125956984
>Chet Faker
Well that's one thing I hate less about you.
>>125957025
>No you
Yeah, thanks for confirming that. Now I can safely ignore everything else you say.
>>125957054
>doesnt understand joking
>>125957035
Talk is cheapbby ;^)
>jewstar put in anti cheat on cars
>people kept spawning cars in anyway
>get banned
only yourselves to blame
>>125957025
I don't really get people who complain that a game is boring after they've put like, hundreds of fucking hours into it. Yeah, games have limited replay value. Eventually, you get bored of doing the same thing over and over, and obviously, there's a limit to how much content there can be in a game. It may be an open world sandbox, but that doesn't mean it's special in having to provide limitless entertainment. Play a different game.
who /IS/ here
>>125957247
How did you come up with such an original idea?
>>125957196
yup, back to gmod or jc3 for me i think
>>125957178
>Almost 2000 hours only on PC
I feel sorry for you.
>>125956310
>>125956256
>>125956453
Being flagged is not the same as being banned you fucking retards
>>125957364
Not the first anon, but I have been banned 4 times now over multiple accounts. The email has ALWAYS said flagged, and it has ALWAYS came after the ban actually happened.
>>125957364
Nobody cares about anything you have to say about anything, you autistic fuck.
>>125957405
Hmm, im afraid to go online to test it, not that I care so much about the game anymore but im curious though
>>125957460
>Stop liking what I dont like!!
post garages
>>125957364
this, I've been flagged as a cheater for absolutely demolishing a kid online (something like 2vs85ish) and in that time he kept reporting be every 5 minutes
Join pls
I wonder who that guy is who I have filtered in this thread
probably a PS4 tripfag or something
>>125957606
Haven't seen garage posting in a long time, haven't updated mine since ps3 and thirty cars ago.
tfw qt isn't on the mic moaning
>>125957606
new garage
>>125957938
>all black cars
Edgelord spotted
>>125957938
>That Cognoscenti 55
Are you me?
>>125957606
>Not rich enough to fill a fourth garage yet
>Have to deal with empty white spaces in the image
Fug
So what were the bans for, Moonbounds?
>>125958139
kek
>>125958128
>40%
>all
pleb who can't afford a color monitor spotted
>>125958128
like i said, new garage. i usually color them up as i use them. experiment with different things etc.
plus i was goin for a "fancy look"
all my garages are "themed"
>>125958139
>>125958193
my niggers. loved it so much i bought 2
>>125957606
>tfw character looks like that Makarov guy in cowadooty
>>125958417
armoured swb v12
its a kuruma and yoru a fag
>>125958417
Ahh fuck, didn't mean to reply.
Anyway
>2015
>Still taking screenshots of garages
>Not using the editor to create sweet car shots
>>125958520
>actually being proud at driving a kuruma
>>125958494
is the baller the only acceptable armored meme?
>>125958520
10/10 non me-me car
requested an invite to the crew a while ago, SC is Tidium
>>125958563
Unarmored is best Kuruma.
>>125958601
general VG, that is
>>125958714
might as well buy the armored then if you are gonna drive a meme car
otherwise you sabotage yourself on purpose
or you are too poor to buy one maybe? hahaha
>>125958761
I got both but rarely drive the armored one desu.
>>125958761
the non armored kuruma is pretty damn great. dont see why its a meme though, the armored one is the meme
>>125958795
>owning 2 times the meme car
havent 4chan learned you anything I wonder? xd
>>125958865
>if it isn't 4chan approved, it's shit!
Ok
>>125958910
kuruma shitter
>>125955689
>buy original cognoscenti because gta iv nostalgia
>put limo tint
>it tints/blacks out my lights too
Why would they do this? Protect my headlamps from deadly uv rays?
callmeqt is moaning again
everyone in
be nice
>>125957816
>transfer over SV from PS3 to PC
>look at the garage and feel a bit heart broken
I still have half those cars
>>125957938
I'm stealing that red/gold cog idea
>he owns the Enus SUV
you're the only busta who owns one afaik
>>125958164
sell T20
acquire a bunch of cheapo cars
>>125958169
moonbeans and moneybags
>>125958193
your radar is confusing me
>>125958417
Remenber, no russian
your line should be, "Remenber, no shitters"
8/10 character, 9/10 choice in vehicle
>that outfit
kek, same exact outfit Makarov wore during the Russian International Airport massacre in CoDMW2
>>125958494
kuruma deflects every round known to man, the new armoured vehicles glass instantly breaks when the driver/passengers shoot, making a hole that you can shoot into, but then again you probably can't insta-kill the people driving fast as fuck with your aimbot-tier aim assist because it deflects a few rounds
>>125958520
good memer car, I have the same colour on my Sultan
>taking pictures of garages
I just wanted to get it over with
>>125958601
you're in, thanks for saying that it was gtagvg since I never check that
>>125958585
>baller
I own literally every baller but the regular LWB
The Baller LE reg/Armoured is competitive as fuck for an SUV and can race cars and keep up
>>125958164
>sandking XL
all my yes
>>125959239
Thanks Sven,wish you moved to PS4 instead.
>>125959239
>moonbeans and moneybags
Figures. Oh well, managed to get this far from launch without a single strike, good enough.
>tfw no flares
>>125959384
>tfw San Andreas had fucking flares
>>125959384
They'd probably make aircraft with flares seperate vehicles to force you to buy them all over again.
>>125959239
>not owning the enus suv
>>125959303
>nessi on PS4
>never meeting me in the strangest of ways through SC PM shitposting
I don't want to imagine.
>>125959303
I loved my PS3 bros alot, but KBM is where I shine. A controller is too hard for me, and also the PS4 is a piece of crap and didn't show as much promise at release and even now when it comes to anything, compared to the PS3.
>>125959330
also teleporting/airbrake mode I think, but can't confirm since the max speed anyone can go is about 180mph (in a fighter jet) so if you go above that it probably triggers
>>125959384
>no helicopters with flares
>no jets with flaresalthough it would be useless since they have stupid explosive rounds
>>125959441
I'll try it out, how does it perform offroad though? thats the important tidbit
>>125959619
Sounds stupid enough to be real coming from Rockstar. What's stopping someone from boosting your car into those speeds and framing you?
>>125957606
Haven't updated my garages in forever and now they're mixed up since I got a 5th property, but I do have this one.
Which muscle should I move out for the Tampa?
>>125959784
buccaneer
>qt humming Cold Play songs on the mic
>>125959784
the buccaneer is based on the buick riviera, which isn't really a muscle car at all
that'd be my pick
>>125959982
you two dating or what bladder
>VIP Gym Update
>A way to increaes your Strength stat
>For an small entry fee of5 Million Shekels
>qt just ditched his own body guard and bullied him
>>125960447
qt should ditch ps4 and join the scriptshitters on pc
>>125960115
I am listening to his music and moaning while debating if I should try another city on Skylines or run into traffic on I-5.
qt pc when
>>125960637
sound kinda gay
you leaving pc to join him or what
>>125960686
Never, he's a diehard console player.
>>125959619
Speaking of ps3 bros, now that the dust has surely settled.
Who are the lads that we used to circlejerk with on ps3 moved to pc?
t. a curious ps4 transfer player
>>125960701
No, I have a month vacation on my main and don't want to risk a perma ban on my alt, and mortal life isn't worth it.
>>125960774
cross platform romance
should be a movie
Just chekk'd da stream
>3 viewers
>gay voice
>nvg
kek
>>125960895
>>nvg
Found the person who plays on max brightness.
>>125960895
link
>>125960946
I thought every display has auto-brightness these days...
>>125960760
there wasn't really a circlejerk, or maybe there was (it was only me, myself and I over the years)
anyways, heres some of those PS4 bros
>Onisyphon
occasionally plays on PS3
>Zzonked
PS4 i believe, idk
>mokocchi
PS3 or 4
>SV
DAS MEEEEEEEEEE
>Jonaton
I think he still plays on PS3 rarely
>Holo
>leader of PC gtag
>k1s7a
plays on PC
>Jaster22
he moved on i think, god bless his sexy soul
r8 my garaje
>>125961036
I think Zzonked is, or at least was on pc but changed his social club name.
>>125961157
There's a faggot inside it.
hey qt do you wanna meet up some time and go see a movie or something
who /banned/ here
THIRD CHARACTER WHEN
>>125961272
Never
>>125961272
Is work Is safe?
>>125961379
Fuck off
>>125961036
Eh, I haven't seen Zzonked or mokocchi on ps4.
So far I've only played with LaZ and SDotMini but I haven't seen them for a while now.
I still fire up my ps3 just to fuck around with Jonatan but there's nothing really more to that and the last time I played with him is months ago.
>blater making qt cry on stream
started of funny
now just sad
>hydra cucked qt
>>125961587
Can you just leave already? Just because you're bored of the game doesn't mean everybody else is.
>qt orders from Pegasus
>We hope you're very happy, sir!
>>125961587
because gta4 online is more fun than gtav online
>>125962270
I'm sure it's fun playing with all four other people.
>bladder and qt bonding over the cuck official song
>>125961914
wheres the stream adress tho
i want to join
>>125962313
yea it is
>>125962358
/callmeqt314
>>125961464
detected?
>>125962321
>Tyeosur bullying us
>tfw no Vincent in V
>>125961587
nigga pls
>>125961787
erm, im just playing the game, i didnt come here screaming "LOL GTAO SUCKS COME PLAY IVMP!!!!!!! ITS ÛBER FACKING KOOL BRAH"
>>125962313
but im not playing online, im just riding the trains in the tunnels and installing mods
>>125963054
excuse the pic, that was on low quality :^)
heres a pic of ultra HD 4k experience
>>125963154
GTA IV has aged horribly.
>>125963187
It really has, especially the facial animations.
>>125963187
help, it has already started, Roman didn't call, it was Dwayne
I don't know why, but I prefer this phone over the smartphone from V
POST CROTCHROCKET CUTIES
>>125963469
You first
>>125963469
>picture from behind
only way to make trannies look good
>>125963479
this meme is shit
>>125963539
Just like your character.
>>125963572
not my character
>>125963652
Doesn't matter, your character is probably shit too.
>ban wave
finally general can be good again
>>125963536
You can also hide them behind a visor
>>125963686
Does it look like it's gotten better?
>>125963689
Not that visor
>>125963686
>>125963731
you do know that none of them got the 20 year ban they deserved, right?
>used the big moneybags
>didn't get banned
Okay.
>walked into the street without looking
>didn't get hit
okay
>>125963918
If you have abusive father who passes out for 2 weeks you will enjoy those 2 weeks.
back2V4me
>slam the helicopter on ground
>the helos shock absorbers absorb shock
>V
>slam the annihilator on the ground
>the shock absorbers are rigid as fuck
why
>go through a week of IRL hell
>finally get a chance to log into GTAO
>everybody's asleep or banned
What could of caused the ban this time?
Was it the Tampa? or the Christmas clothes?
>>125964205
I'm neither asleep nor banned.
>>125963680
why are you so negative?
>>125964536
Because I'm sick of seeing shit characters posted while being called "cuties."
>>125961564
Blater made the xenomorph cry!? Please tell me it's legit and recorded so I can listen and laugh.
>>125964205
theres a few people on
and some people got bannedwelcome back, im glad youre safe
>>125964528
moonbean, using the menu to put on clothes and toggling unobtainables, money bags, spikes in how much money youve earned
Anyone playing on PS4? Post PSN if so.
Well...anyone but qt. I'm not playing with that faglord.
>>125964950
so bitter... just odnt want yoru kuruma on stream
>>125964950
I am but only racing playlists.
Just got an email saying I'm flagged.
please don't be banned
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>>125965219
is safe?
is work?
>>125965135
No, I can't stand your attention-whoring reddit-tier cancerous xenomorph ass and don't wanna be in the same session as you 'cause all I'll do is call you a faggot and kill you until you leave or go passive, not exactly how I wish to spend my playing time.
>>125965152
That actually sounds alright especially now that you can disable the stupid ass created tracks.
>>125965219
see you on the 30th
L96 when?
>>125965219
>PC faggoots banned for christmas
YES
>>125965315
Oh sorry I mostly do player created jobs. Nothing crazy with 60 billion loops but some are hard. Yesterday I fucked up in the settings and changed vehicles to Motorcycles and the jump was impossible. We didn't give up and exactly 74 minutes later one of us landed the jump. Totally worth that 10k we got for finishing the job.
>>125965219
Now I'm going to have to hack in the vehicles I miss from the Christmas shit. :(
>>125965354
PSfags are rude.
Havent you got a kid banned yesterday? You are a bad person and should be ashamed.Nigger.
>>125965450
Story reminds me of a custom track I played on before, same shit happened but luckily enough the jump was passable so it finished quick.
I don't mind created tracks, they're better than custom DM's and captures, etc. but the problem is the playlists are usually full of shitter tracks. I don't mind playing custom tracks as long as they're legit and not some 12 year old's dream come to life.
>>125965471
Not even, the other Christmas update lasted until Jan 5th. At most you'll miss out on crate shirts.
So as someone who owns both the Luxor Deluxe and the Aquarius Yacht, I think I deserve a rebate on my worthless gold jet that should cost less than my Yacht.
Seriously, lower the fucking price of the jet and refund a couple million dollaroos or let me sell my pointless ass jet for a decent refund. 10M glitcherbux fucking wasted on a worthless reskin that's outlcassed by a boat that costs less, it's a slap in the face.
>>125959784
Buccaneer. Compared to the rest of the muscle cars, it's pretty shitty. It's pretty okay when fully upgraded, but not worth the money to do it. Junk it.
>>125965824
>I wasted money on something that was clearly fucking retarded from the start and only expensive for expensive's sake
>Please gib money
You're an idiot.
>>125965687
Drop your PSN.
Might do some VIP stuff ect.
We have dedicated racing group up to 10 players and every day someone hosts next playlist they created. Yesterday 1 dude pretty much had playlist full of loops where you had to hit perfectly every time and we all got so mad at him. Shit can be fun if there's 1 in playlist but when all 10 races are like that people get annoyed.
>>125965824
>worthless gold jet
bro it's a gold jet what did you expect
>>125965676
You're giving him what he wants, you know.
>>125965931
>>125965983
I'd be an idiot if I actually grinded for the money, I didn't. I glitched it in just to showcase the e-peen but now I feel cheated and want my glitcherbux back because my yacht kicks the shit out of my jet.
>>125957126
>elbow
i bet you think Pink Floyd's best album is DSOTM
>>125965824
>Luxor Update
>Choose color scheme
>Choose interior
>Choose NPC Pilot
>Choose NPC Lady who walks around inside and bends over to pick something up every second
also, strippers
>Mansions when?
>Presidential/Scheik 747 when?
>Private islands when?
>>125966098
>not grinding for a week or spending $150 so your gold jet with cigars and champagne means something
I bet you don't dig 5x10x300 tunnels in minecraft with your own bare fists either
>>125966039
Nah, what he wants is dick, a bucket of dicks.Hes a faggot afterall.
>Schafter V12 has all the customization options of the regular Schafter
>Except the grill
WHY DO THEY DO THIS? THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>125966184
You can't even throw NPC parties on your shitty yacht, you think they're going to do any of that?
The fucking least they could have done was let you call multiple strippers at once. I mean, fucking AT LEAST two. They already have double dance animations in the fucking game.
>>125966189
>Minecraft
I don't play that little kid game, fuck off back to Legoland faggot.
>>125966184
>Luxor update
Yes.
Mansions would be aight but I demand a bottom bitch I can actually bang, Hef style.
Private island would be something I'd really want, that'd be entirely legit.
Post your favorite vehicle.
>>125966268
iknowrite
I sold my old one for the V12 and now i regret it.
Does the LWB one has the option?
>>125966365
>I don't play that little kid game, fuck off back to Legoland faggot.
do you actually have autism or are you just dumb as a brick
>>125965954
I was in 8th grade when I made it, just sayin'SniperX147
I wouldn't mind doing VIP stuff, I've been the VIP but never the bodyguard. The VIP work like defending the Yacht, going around in the patrol zone, VIP DM, etc. are all actually decent fun believe it or not.
>>125966503
>Stop disliking things I like!
Aww, is the twelvie mad that I called his favorite game a pile of kiddy shit? Get over it.
>>125966609
>twelvie
>>125966609
Clearly you're a big, strong man, and your kneejerk reaction to instantly denounce a game that I jokingly made a reference to makes me tremble in awe of your giant, testosterone filled balls. Now that everyone is aware that you hate Minecraft and consider it a game for children, I'm sure you feel a lot better about yourself, and I'm sure you're really fun at parties too. I mean, it's okay if you actually have Aspergers or something, I had a friend who was an aspie and every time I made a joke or a casual reference to something it went over his head too.
>>125966661
>Y-yeah? W-well..screw you
Stay in denial some more, faggot.
>>125966796
>Lol I was just kidding guise!
>Le aspie maymay
>I'm cool, rite?
Mademereply/10.
>>125966609
>twelvie
>>125966365
>I don't play that little kid game, fuck off back to Legoland faggot.
is this a serious response
>>125966881
Let me spell it out for you, because you clearly are fucking retarded. Someone made a comparison to another game which was clearly not serious because no-one actually uses their fists to dig 15000 blocks, like grinding for a week to get a worthless jet. Then you responded with an overwhelmingly defensive response, as though you had just been accused of raping a cat. If you can't see why you seem like someone who doesn't understand simple jokes, and probably has a mental disorder of some kind, well, it's probably because you have Aspergers, so by demonstrating that you still don't understand, you only prove my point.
>>125966797
i'm not him. just laughing at the fact that you unironically used the world twelvie. go back to your call of duty trolling montage comment section you fucking jack off
>>125966935
>Thinks it's a joke that someone dislikes MC and calls it out on being kid-trash
Not my fault most of this generation's 20-something year olds are all overgrown children who think playing faggot games like MC and Pokemon is acceptable.
Pic related, your hero.
>>125966935
>gourmet salt
good lord whats next? gourmet water?
where did this salty meme came from anyway? I been seeing it for a while but i still dont understands.tfw feeling like im too old for the internet
>>125966389
Nope. Not even the armored ones have grill options.
>>125967179
>Trying this hard to explain something to a stranger on the internet over a supposed joke made on the internet
>Literally spewing memes in every post
>Ironically acting exactly like an aspie would
Wew m8. May wanna get yourself evaluated, you seem to be the aspie here.
>>125967208
Kfriend.
>>125967221
>I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself
>Now excuse me while I dress in flip flops and a hockey mask and shoot people from neon green hearse with dollar sign rims lol xD
>>125967221
>"So I was in a store the other day and I heard these girls listening to the new Justin Bieber alb-"
>Anon kicks in the door, his piggy little eyes filled with rage as he wheezes and snorts
>"WOW JUSTIN BIEBER WHAT A FAGGOT I REALLY HATE THAT GUY RIGHT GUYS I HATE HIM SO MUCH HAHA ACCEPT ME PLS"
this is literally you right now
>>125967265
well, armored suv it is then...
The v12 just doesnt have that look with the badge. The engine sounds horrible too. Fuken waste of money.
>>125967221
Whoops, picture didn't show up for some reason.
>>125967221
>"s-stop like things that I dislike!"
>>125967346
Except it wasn't. Are you honestly expecting me to take anything you say seriously? You're deflecting literally everything and shifting the goalposts in every post.
Just stop, you've proven you're a sperg who needs to stop taking 4chan so seriously.
>Nuh-uh, it's you!
Literally you.
>>125967336
Nah senpai, operator status.
And so regardless of my gaming tastes, you're objectively gonna sit there and act like MC ISN'T a children's game? Lolk.
>>125967374
It's an AMG V12 supercharged and turbocharged engine noise. I mean, it's what it's supposed to be.
>>125967513
There isn't just one person replying to you you fucking retard
>>125967595
No shit. You're a fucking hypocrite. That's the point. Things seem to go over your head so often you must be buried under a highway.
>>125967578
>Implying I'm supposed to give a fuck
Oh shit, did I (You) trap a group of people here? O I am laffin
>>125967671
>Arguing seriously with someone on an anonymous Vietnamese newspaper comic website
Top fucking lel m8, do you even realize where we are?
Go home where you belong.
>>>/r/eddit
>>125967776
>realizes he's wrong
>"lol I can't believe you're taking this seriously"
>>125967904
>Gets BTFO proven wrong
>"Lol I can't believe you didn't realize I was joking!"
Now who's the hypocrite? Holy shit, kill yourself family.
>>125967991
do you know what that word means
>>125968154
>I have nothing left to say: The Post
>>125968215
It's just hard to argue with someone who doesn't even know what the words they use mean
>>125968259
>Projecting: A How-To Guide by Anonymous
Top kek m8, are you seriously still that salty that you're gonna sit here and pretend I don't know what I'm talking about just to feel better about yourself?
You're pathetic, nobody gives a shit, go fucking kill yourself or milk a cow you autistic fuck. You talk about being an aspie then go on to showcase just how much of one you really are with each subsequent post.
Fucking loling @ your life m8, just end it.
>>125958563
>there are people who don't appreciate the standard Kuruma
>>125968492
>Buying the blatantly inferior version
For what purpose?
>>125968479
>being this mad about posts made on an anonymous Vietnamese newspaper comic website
>>125968568
>Using my own shit against me
>Further solidifying how out of responses you are
Also
>Being so retarded you confuse anger and entertainment
It's exactly why I'm loling at you
>>125968705
I'll let you in on a secret.I'm not the guy you were arguing with earlier, I just wanted to see how long you would continue this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQFfH3_dwQ
Even this guy knows that GTA IV was better
>>125969007
I'll let you in on a secret.I'm eating french toast and I couldn't give a shit less.
>>125968492
Shame there's no spoilerless option though.
>>125968561
It's faster, actually.
Did people get banned just for using the menu or also for receiving money from it?
>>125966545
added
you get solid 30k if you protect the yacht and the mini missions are kinda fun specially if other vip organisation tries to stop you.
>new armored cars can take 2 rpg hits
and they are beautiful cars
>>125969386
g-guys?
Are heists out yet?
You can't get banned from only receiving money.
Only retards that spawned millions on themselves got banned.
>>125969525
Alright, I'm about to get on so I'll accept the request then.
Yeah, I've done most of the VIP missions when I was VIP and able to host them. The Yacht defense was awesome, getting 30k to basically chill and snipe randos is satisfying. The search zone one or whatever it is is also really fun, definitely bring an Insurgent.
The problem I have with the VIP shit is the fact that there's a fucking cooldown, only 5 minutes, which isn't that bad except the Yacht defense has a fucking HOUR cooldown time. It's stupid, finally a decent way to make money and turn the monotonous free-roam DM grind into something and there has to be a cooldown applied.
>>125969795
is safe is work?
>>125969007
>>125969169
Fucking rekt
>>125969007
>>125969169
>>870447i hope this shit works
moving to the hills is the best decision I've made since buying a comet
>all those comfy narrow roads to get there
>no noise, nobody in the vicinity
>the closest zentardo/cuckrumeme/insurgay/chrome vehicle is 3 miles away
>the houses look fantastic
>the view is breathtaking
>my neightbour has a pool
>doing missions with nessididnt think the vanilla life could still be fun
hello everyone,
I just started gta online, and holy shit, is everyone retarded on this game?? its impossible to do a single mission because everybody is either a leaver or a massive turd who can't play and never talk.
is there a way to do the missions alone, or where can i find people who wants to play seriously?
which menus are safe for spawning loonie dollaroonies?
>>125971957
Doing missions alone is doable, a lot only need one person to start them, though for heists you need a full crew.
>tfw poor
>tfw no menubros to help me out
kill me gtaog
>i've hacked a fuckton lately
>gave myself like 12m
>not banned
I-I thought my time had come
>gtao works fine on x360
>can't even get into a session on ps4
is it xfinity? shit's driving me nuts
>>125972068
could be like what happened with neS back when 1.29 dropped
everyone menu'd, but the only ones banned were the ones that had the menu activated when they got banned
>>125971957
You can solo a lot of missions, but you get paid 25% extra for doing them with other people. The vast majority of people never reply to anything, probably because a lot of them don't actually speak English, or they have their chats turned off, or they don't care about replying. You can always friend people who are competent and join a crew that seems competent, then you can probably get to do heists with people who don't fuck you over. Doing heists with randoms results in a lot of restarts, from people dying stupidly, crashing planes and shit, forgetting to used silenced weapons in stealth missions, randomly quitting or DCing, etc. What I do is actually talk in the chat a lot of the time, and be generally not shit at things, and people sometimes reply, maybe you have a short conversation, they send you a friend request or vice versa. I find that if someone actually talks, they're usually good enough. Of course, people fail a lot. Sometimes you just get gunned down out of nowhere or the cover system fucks up. Most of the time failures can be prevented by not being stupid, though. Basically, there's a lot of shitters out there, so try to find people who aren't, and play with them again.
I usually just play with randoms anyway, but I'm masochistic.
>>125957606
Where do you find the patience to make an image like that
Okay, /gtag/ time to explain yourselves.
Why aren't you doing the Pakistan finale glitch? It's legit, still works, and easy.
>>125973023
>glitch
>>125972775
>25% extra for doing them with other people
what if two other people? ;)
>stealth
Is anything like that possible in normal missions?
>>125972587
which menu did you use to get the police uniform?
>>125973023
>glitch
>>125973083
>Host gives self 0%
>Host closes game right as Dinghy goes under bridge
>Rest of team still makes money
>New person hosts finale, repeat process
It's easy m8.
>>125972068
gave myself about 50m for the new update and I'm not banned, gotta be lucky sometimes
not even mad though
>>125973023
Because the only reason i play the game is to get money so i can buy the next big thing. My sole motivation in this fucking game is money.
>update comes
>stilt houses
I want one.
>playing for hours, having fun
>grindin 100k,200k
>suddenly moneybags dropped on my head
>bought the house
>havent played since
I could go for the yacht next but it seems fucking pointless.
>>125973220
which menu?
>>125973001
I used Paint.NET and it took about an hour
it took about 15 minutes to take the pictures for the cars, each picture is in 4k
then made each one 1/10th the size on a grid of 10x10 on a 4k pic, then i cut the picture in half and got that
it would've taken no more than 20 minutes on Photoshop
>>125973173
check out sevensins/gtaglitches/other gtao glithc websites on a daily basis
>>125973256
infamous
also never banked any of the money I gave myself
>>125973270
>glitch
>>125973319
Can't speak for anyone else but both my chars have cop uniforms through a glitch with the versus mission Crooked Cop and a wallbreach under the bridge next to the police station.
Damn shame we can't save these badass outfits
These colors are so terrible without reshade, but the reshade, but taking reshade shots dumps them in the game directory and they are like 6mb.
>>125973023
because selling one moonbeam takes literally seconds and gets you twice as much
>>125975765
Who?
>>125956768
do you have a life or something? because I don't think you belong here
>>125976025
worthless neet
>>125976156
maybe I'm in the wrong place.
>tfw always befriended shitters
>tfw trained shitters for heists
>tfw always have a crew ready to go
>tfw I own every status symbol in the game
>tfw when I still have 30+mil still leftover
>tfw when 5+ KDR ground mostly
>tfw legit
>tfw "GTA God 1v1 scrub marksman zigzag and RnG type" player
Get fucked cheaters
>>125976678
post your character if you're so great
>>125976678
>marksman zigzag
>tfw this is me but I still get mad as fuck when I face another doing it
Why am I such a hypocrite?
>>125973907
the fuck are you on about
>>125977125
I just use the heavy when they do and if they like to ewo just hit them once with a marksman then one shot them with a heavy works great
>>125969386
They just used it, period. It's been detected.
Is the aiming fucked up?
Pic related
>>125969386
>uses a hack
>LOL WHY THE FUCK DID I GET BANNED ?!?!?! O___o shit game
>>125977425
>gun's stock clips through vest
This triggers me.
>>125977854
>O___o
triggered
>>125977839
>using first person for ar's
>>125977915
>>125977919
triggermind
Someone accept me, id is FEAR_something
>>125977839
Obviously lookin at an angle
>ironsights option is not on by default
Why? Those two people who use first-person will want to use this too.
>>125958520
I can't deal with how close it resembles the armored shitbox.i seen a Lancer in real life and got triggered
/gtaog/ name my yacht.
>>125978057
>Someone accept me
>>125978297
But it's a red dot sight, if you're looking at it from an angle the dot would still be where you're shooting. Either the scope's just wrongly mounted, and you would overshoot always. Or the red dot sight's not working like it should.
>>125978883
Its the R* version. The dot is just painted on.
Name 3 games that do this right...
>>125978983
I can hardly even name 3 games that I played that have red dot sights that I actually looked through. Pretty sure cowadoody did it right though.
>mfw all those fags got banned
>>125978818
yacht my name /gtaog/
Is work is safe?
fucc off
>>125979679
I wasn't even trying to meme, I was asking seriously.
>>125979760
where do you think >we are
i gave 3 serious answers, 1 will probably result in getting reported
stock market when?
>>125979679
>>125980052
all of them are shit and you suck donkeyballs
seriously, just thinking that those 3 are names makes my head hurt
>>125980247
This. I need a decent name.
>>125980316
Yachts of Money
I Cost A Yacht
>>125980161
never ever
Rockstar realized people could actually make a lot of money on it in singleplayer before online even came out so they shitcanned because sharkcards.
>>125980507brety gud
>>125978726
>be anon irl
>casually walking outside
>see Lancer pull over along the road
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>throw every single thing I find on the ground at it
>driver gets out and screams "WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?"
>get in some ae86
>speed the fuck out
>crash right into the water
Such is life as an average /gtag/ anon.
>>125980785
Came close to laughing out my tea.
>>125980507
That's pretty bad.
>>125981116
Why you yachta hate?
Question, has any of you all played SA:MP or MTA before playing this?
Because holy shit, how can anyone bear GTA:O and its awfulness after experiencing the golden gem of multiplayer gaming, San Andreas Multiplayer?
>>125981581
GTAV plays better, and I enjoy the chase of trying to buy a ton of extravagant shit.
>>125981581
SAMP was great, MTA was great. I am also an autist at the same time, though. I enjoy the progression of my character and the crew system. If only we could have it both ways.
MOTION BLUR
>>125982029
>Gun's moving upward
>Casing's stationary
Illuminati?
Anyone bought the game from nuveem recently? It claims to be region locked, but it appears to be the activation.
Do I actually need to vpn through huehue every time I want to play after its activated?I don't want to try and waste 15 dollarydoos
>>125971691
>too bad it takes six hours to get back into Los Santos because Vinewood drivers are either retarded or high as fuck on Valium and red wine.
Who else /enforcement/ here?
>>125973001
Are you colourblind and just pick pleasing shades of grey for your cars?
>>125957606
this is the most autistic post i've ever seen in /gtag/
>>125982394
What are you, the meme police?
>>125982508
It's known that Nessi is an autist.
>>125973001
he's autistic clearly, is that hard to tell?
he uses a name and literally plays all day thats like autist 101
>>125982508
>in /gtag/
But it's only been posted here?
>>125982029
DELETE THIS
>>125982508
>>125982593
Well, he's my favorite autist here, better than all the bullies.
>>125981581
I play mta daily and I play gta:o only when updates come out
>>125982660
my bad meant /gtaog/
>>125982728
if you support aspies then you are also an aspie
>>125978878
Pleez
>>125982394
>who else /banned/ here?
>>125982728
t. BlaterWankstain
Just woke up and saw the banwave. RIP in peace to you menu-shitters that got hit.Some ofyou will be missed.
>>125958520
>blue with bronze rally wheels
>fucks it up with nonstandard spoiler and carbon trim
At least your tried.
>>125983524
i want autists like you to leave
>>125983419
>>125983872
i want autists like you to leave
>>125983872
This nigga rarely ever posts an image with himself in it, calm down, youautist.
>>125984002
i'm not autistic
you can tell because im not posting selfies of my characters and acting like a 10 year old
>>125980161
Never ever.
It competes with shark cards goy.
>>125980534
mfw have billions offline and there is nothing to waste them
Told you guys. I was right, Rockstar stepped up with their anti-cheat.
>>125983872
>>125984098
Excuse me, but this is not /gtag/. This is /gtaog/. If you have a problem with the discussion of matters pertaining to one's character, you might be better suited to discuss single player at /gtag/. I don't think there will be a /gtag/ thread up, seeing as no one ever talks about GTA V's SP mode or past GTA games enough to warrant their own general on /vg/, but you are free to try and start one.
Failing that, make a GTA V thread on /v/ and see if your luck is any better there.
>>125984402
>this post
holy shit tl;dr
you really are autistic
>>125984354
>log in tonight
>wind turbines spawned in the middle of the road in LS
Yeah, their latest anti-cheat patch is real fucking airtight matey...
>>125977425
Oh, is there a way to save the outfits?
>>125983229
>He thinks I'm banned
>He doesn't remember the Crooked Cop glitch
Top kek m8
>>125984354
>>125984354
>Join a server tonight
>Give random chick a ride to her place
>Invited into her garage
>Money starts dropping on me
>Hacker fucks around and accidentally starts to spawn planes on everybody
>Basically every one is now a planekin
>Panics over the mic, trying to delete it
>Eventually gives up and leaves
>Move to next server
>Money getting dropped on me again
This anti-cheat is fantastic, huh?
>>125984527
>>125985119
Just because they can use their hack in the game now doesn't mean there isn't an anti-cheat. They'll get banned soon.
Is it possible for a PC player to buy the last gen version to get the transfer vehicles?
>>125984402
Jesus christ dude.
QUICKLY!
POST YOUR SC IF YOU HAVENT BEEN BANNED
>>125985443
>>125984491
I am just here to keep the board clean, citizens.
>>125985825
yes
more are banned than not banned so it makes most sense
>>125985410
If it were a good anti-cheat it'd bust them on the spot
I've dealt with anti-cheats from shitty freemium korean games that work better than this one
>>125985854
kek
>>125985418
Yes, it is the only way actually.
>be drivin around casually
>find three-color car
xxHAXXXxx
>>125985410
i dont think so anon, from a company that big to have that shitty anti cheat is retarded, the only thing keeping the "anti cheat" alive is that the current gen consoles aren´t cracked yet
>>125987587
It's pretty sad given the wide variety of anti-cheat middleware available for games these days.
I mean the truth of it, overall, is that Rockstar just wants to get the most money they can out of GTAO with the least amount of effort necessary.
>>125988080
>a for-profit business is trying to make the most money with the least effort possible
Holy shit I think you cracked the code. How did you manage to figure that out?
>>125988080
sad truth
the only way to truly enjoy gtao is without grinding weeks before the next update where you spend millions of dosh.downloading a menu has made gta online fun for me again, no need to grind. just do missions or adversery modes for fun. and you can deal with modders trying to fuck with you or the session
>>125988446
Did my statement seem like I was surprised or didn't know that to already be true? Because your post made it seem like you didn't understand that.
>bought all cars i want
>bought all weaps i want
>bought all apartments i want
>bought meme yatch shit
>bought tank and hydra
what do i do now?
>>125988547
HOLY FUCK HE WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC
>>125988671
kill randoms, do races etc.
orplay another game until the next update
>>125988723
Sounded more like a passive-aggressive pissant to me tbqh
>>125988671
Kill Yourself . . . . . . . . . . $500
So when is the goddamn fucking Christmas update? I want to see it snow and get my santa hat. How hard is it to recode an old update back in? Does Rockstar have something good coming this Christmas?
>>125988671
Now you have to leave NEETdom or go further down the rabbit hole and turn to roleplaying. You must now invent a job within the limitations of the game like a taxi driver, hitman or a Jewish banker. Hell, you could be a towtruck driver.
>>125988980
>turn to roleplaying
guess i'll just do what >>125988960 said
>>125989068
Fair enough, but towing some kid's car could be pretty rewarding by itself.
>>125984624
>that game
nigga you just hit all the feels
>subtle hacking for half an hour
>spawning vehicles for people and shit
>another hacker starts nuking people so I stop spawning shit
>10 minutes later someone accuses me of hacking
What.
>>125989862
>>subtle hacking for half an hour
>>spawning vehicles for people and shit
>spawning
>for people
>subtle
>>125990173
Subtle compared to "let's nuke everyone in the lobby every ten seconds and remove all their guns".
>>125989862
You were hacking.
>>125989862
>dude in my lobby spawns planes everywhere
>i see him teleporting, call him out
>"its not me XD i lag..."
>you're teleporting over the map
>"i lag noob"
>he disconnects from the lobby
I like bodyguard mode
being someone's bitch for 20k per hour is weirdly comfy.
>>125988980
It's already in the game m8, they just gotta turn it on. Probably tommorow
>>125990292
It was someone who had joined the session after I'd stopped.
>>125990703
It's actually really enjoyable..
the feeling of having a goal in that game is actually really fun.
>>125990703
I honestly like all the recent updates. I'm 100% certain last gen was a beta for this game and now the real deal is going
>free roam update and executive make freeroam full of activities that make decent money
>low riders gives a massively more detailed customization example for us
Last year we got the LTS update with one car and some clothes October 1. The next was the Festive Surprise mid December, again with a few cars and clothes
This year we got Lowriders in late October with extensive customization and a new mission type. Then early December we got this update with yachts, new houses, lots of cars, more freeroam activities
If this continues its gonna be a good time
>>125991589
I wish R* could work the small time original free roam events back into the game like HPV and crates. There would be something going on 100% of the time if they did
>tfw no holiday special crate scramble this year
>>125991875
It is odd that stuff like Hunt the Beast is still in the game long after Halloween is over yet armored trucks and smuggler planes are still out.
>>125991589
The thing is, the game right now is an absolute clusterfuck of modes and options, and it seriously needs to be cleaned up, and old content needs to be brought up to speed with the new features.
Put the themed DLC on hold and give us some actual fixes and updates to everything that already exists, first.
>>125992238
Hunt the Beast was added in the freemode event update in mid September and has nothing to do with Halloween
>>125992531
Oh, yeah.
It's a retarded game mode anyway. Nix it.
Extraction is probably the funnest thing they've added. With a full lobby it gets super intense. I'd say the same for Slasher, but there's so much wrong with it; hunted being able to kill the slasher so easily really fucks it up. By the end of its 15 minutes of fame, it boiled down to the hunted gathering together and just rushing the slasher and beating him to death.
>>125992238
armored trucks are out because "we want money idea"
watch as the VIP mode gets taken away as well because "sharkcards" idea.
>>125993149
A lot of problems with Slasher can be fixed by locking it to first person.
I haven't seen anyone get rushed when its locked to first person.
The slasher wins 4/5 times.
Has anyone notice that there's no more armored trucks in free roam anymore? I can't remember the last time I've seen one.
>>125992249
I would honestly appreciate a "clean up" DLC that brings things up to speed with things we see in recent updates and next gen features. Off the top of my head
>make the spoiler on the Adder functional with a traction boost
>reintegrate OG freeroam events with buffed payouts to match current content
>add vehicle interior color change to all vehicles
>add a new category to change brake caliper color on any car like shown on the Verilier
>upres old clothing options to next gen levels
>allow ALL vehicle classes for ANY track that already allows the 10 current classes
There's probably tons of other shit. Feel free to chime in
>>125993353
Slasher in first person is so fun, but everyone ditches it if you do that. A few nights ago a bunch of us did extraction, and turned on first person. It makes searching for that fucker and the car chases that much more intense.
>>125993534
Make stilt apartments attached to their garages. That's some stupid arbitrary bullshit.
>>125993393
this
they removed them like 2 months after the game came out for PC
Just requested to join the PC crew
If some nigga can hook me up, my SC name isJudasPiss
>>125993537
>>125993353
>>125993149
I just wish you could play freeroam in the spooky lights out Los Santos that you can see when you do the Yacht map
>>125993537
I usually start slasher with two friends and we usually get 3-4 more randoms. Then 1 or 2 drop out before the end. But it's still great with 5 people.
>>125993393
>>125993678
No, they removed them in September when they put out the new freeroam events.
>>125993773
Even before that, they made it so ONE of the 7-8 events happened every 48 real time minutes. They may have spawned, but very rarely
>>125993393
I see them once in a while but for the most part it is mostly smuggler planes
>>125993393
I've see one two days ago
>>125993534
>Let a passenger use the machine gun turret on the tank
>Make airport gates open for players from the outside
>Weapon storage option or at least a "set default" option for each category
>Animations for using the rear seats in two door cars, especially convertibles
>Update certain cars to their proper classes
>Give certain cars customization options that they should have but don't, like license plate on the Rat Truck, respray on the Speedo, and grill on the Schafter V12
What they should do is one update per major change, and roll them out over one big cleanup month.
>Clothing update
>Vehicles update
>Weapons update
>Apartments update
>Events/missions update
No new content to complicate things, just bring everything up to current standards instead of piling more and more shit on top of this mess.
>>125994707
>airport gates
Oh god yes. In previous gen having a Pegasus plane there made the side gate open. Now it doesn't in current gen.
I agree about nothing new, but I atleast want a storage system in our apartment for weapons. We have actual houses and a damn yacht now, and there isn't a room in any of these to display weapons we don't want to carry?
>>125994707
thats actually an excellent idea
>>125993534
Give a convertible roof to more topless cars. Seriously why the fuck isn't this a thing in the Banshee, for example.
>>125995128
>Oh god yes. In previous gen having a Pegasus plane there made the side gate open. Now it doesn't in current gen.
Yes it does
>>125965340
That's the bullpup, Hawk & Little Bullpup Rifle to be exact.
>>125995368
No, it isn't. The bullpup rifle in-game is modelled after the QBZ-95.
>>125994707
What cars need reclassed?
>Moonbeam to vans
>Blista Compact to Compacts
>Futo to Compacts or Coupes
>Fusilade to Coupes
>Samchez removed from off road races
What else? I'd also like to see a new class for old cars that aren't muscle, yet aren't high performance sports classics. Somewhere where things like the Slamvan, Mañana and Tornado can be competitive
>>125988080
>anti-cheat middleware
Most of them are garbage. Like [one indian kid in the basement running the whole thing] kind of garbage, zero oversight, people getting banned for no reason, no explanation hell sometimes weeks after they were "caught" cheating, according to them but ofcourse no evidence or any sign of it not being bullshit and naturally no way to dispute it because "huehue we have evidence you cheated but we dont show it"(arma3)
cukcstar is better off with the occassional cheaters than having half of their players permabanned because the kid running the anti-cheat has a powertrip.
>>125995604
Some 4-door cars are classed as coupes instead of sedans
I think the Bullet and Voltic should be sports instead of supers
Some pickup trucks that count as vans
I would have to go through a list of cars really, can't remember all off the top of my head.
The creation of new classes for some things wouldn't hurt either, there's a lot of cars that are useless in their current class, but put together in their own class would be interesting.
Also lowriders should be their own class for lowrider races.
>>125995604
the virgo and the chino should be sports classics
I can't even do vip work without getting cheated out of cash because of a hacker..
I wonder if merrywhether mercs could take out a VIP...
>>125995368
>>125995474
Ok, but it still the bullpup in the pic. And I got that name off the wiki lol.
>>125995474
>>125996957
>>125995704
I was right btw, the name I gave was the in-game manufacturer :)
this is fucking bullshit.. seconds before i can finish a vip work my game is crashed. I've been trying to make money legit, but these assholes make it impossible
\
>doing VIP work where you have to steal 2 cars from the popos
>can't drive 1 minute until a Lazer pops on the map
Vip shit is fun if all take part of it even fucking up other vip work is fun but holy shit nerf the autolock already.
>>125996957
>it still the bullpup in the pic
No, it's not.
>>125995353
>>125995128
the ones close to the pay n spray? i dont think they do, only the first gate, the one leading to the inside of the airport doesnt open
>>125997528
cuckstar designed online to be a pain in the ass to get money. making it legitely isnt worth it
>>125998435
I just did it yesterday.
>>125998651
PC or current gen consoles?
if it´s on PC i should try it out, last time i checked i couldn´t
>>125998765
PC. I called in my Besra if it would somehow matter which one you call in
>>125996636
Why? They would be even more useless there
"Come take the turbine challenge"
"try not to get cucked"
>>125996636
>>125999309
The should be in a "Classic Luxury" class or something like that, along with the Manana and similar cars.
>>125996530
I agree about the 4 doors, but removing them would leave barely anything in Coupes and crowd up Sedans even more
I agree with lowriders being its own class. I'm surprised they aren't actually. None of them are competitive in their current classes, made into a low rider or not
>>125999582
Yeah, coupes is a pretty lacking class, and it could almost entirely be split between sedans and sports anyways. Though there are some cars that could be placed IN coupes to round it out, poor performing sports cars like Schwartzer and Surano maybe?
>le challenger
almost made it
>>126000082
>surano
>poor performing sports
pick one
>>126000832
Just do it!
Thanks to the power of our Lord Jesus, this car has made full recovery.may have had a little help from an insurgentmay have been wrecked even harder a minute later
>>125999356
Had my first run in with a turbine, just now.
>fucking around with a menu in a solo online lobby
>at some point decide to spawn a shark while in the middle of the ocean
>every single animal I spawn with this menu spawns as a ragdoll corpse
>the shark did not
>immediately turns around and bites my ass
>the moment it does my game crashes
How does one make tons of money now? I haven't played in months and I want to buy new things
>>126004408
Grind heists or mods.
>>125997970
Yes it is.
>>126004408
>I haven't played in months
Stopped reading there
>>126004542
Not everyone here is a worthless NEET.
>>126004408
Every single menu is detected and will likely continue to be in the indefinite future. Don't fall for that.
Rockstar also monitors for shit like selling expensive car spawns over and over (which is apparently against the rules.)
Your best bet is tostop playing this horrible Jewish game.
damn it, crashed by another modder while trying to do vip work
>>126004887
saw that. you comin back online?
post some funny videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnPBrKe4NpU
>>126005027
You first
>>126005132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd42tGayKtk
>>126004526
No, it really isn't.
>>126005445
You're blind.
>>126005027
https://youtu.be/hRAvvV8Usbk?t=61
takin a casual walk in gtao is about safe as this
>>126005649
No, that would be you. The handguard is entirely different, the bolt is no longer attached the ejection port, and the carrying handle is different. It retains zero elements of the L96 other than that it's also a bullpup.
anyone still play ps3?
>>126005820
>It retains zero elements of the L96
Lol, are you retarded? You just proved my point.
>>126006326
I doubth you are arguing with the same person.
I also doubth that you are the first person who started the arguing...
>anonymoose
>>126006326
No, actually I didn't considering your point was that the rifle in the concept art was the bullpup rifle in game, which it's not. Nice try at damage control, I give you a 2/10 for the effort. Work on your technique and application in the future.
>>126006107
>>126006178
I'm serious, I never managed to get around to playing online until now, I was just wondering if there were still players or if I should just give up any hope of playing it
>Varsity jackets are in
>Tight jeans are in
>No headscarf
>Tfw you will never complete your disgruntled Muslim cosplay
I thought Rockstar was a UK-based studio, aren't they required to feature headscarfs by law yet?
>>126006491
>Expecting the loading screen art to resemble exactly what the usable gun looks like.
gta.wikia com/wiki/High_Life_Update
Please look at this and report back once you've realized that you're wrong.
![7c2ca9587d7b6228a34a93bac8e246f1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ekrhtcw.jpg "7c2ca9587d7b6228a34a93bac8e246f1[1]")
>the closest thing I can possibly have to a chinese dress is one of the VIP outfits
>cant save it
Who else is praying for a Rising Sun update?
>>126004408
too bad you didn't drop in at all, you could have gotten hackerbux so you can buy whatever you want and continue to take big breaks. that's what I did.
>>126007313
>>126007313
>>126007313
gtawiki Lmao
You ll get better information by some of these stupid gta 5 channels
No but seriously read grandTheftwiki or go to GtaF
>>126007313
>The Bullpup Rifle is based on the QBZ-95-1
Wow, look at that. Nothing about the L96 at all. If anyone is proving somebody else's point, it's you. Good job.
>>126008117
>chinese update
>katana and awesome clothes
>drug dealing like in gta chinatown wars
>>126008117
>tBh (to be honest).
Just fucking kill yourself, kid. This "meme" was never funny.
>>126008319
This is autism.
>>126008319
This is my rifle, this is my gun.
One is for killing, one is for fun.
>>126007889
The picture is credible.
>>126008134
YOU ARE EITHER RETARDED OR TROLLING. When did I say that the gun was the L96? I didn't, I said it was the bullpup rifle (because I thought he was implying that the gun in the picture was) and provided the in-game manufacturer name. That's when two people corrected me and said that it was the QBZ-95-1, which served no purpose, because I wasn't wrong.
>>126009254
>I said it was the bullpup rifle
Which it's not. I'm done talking to you now since I've already proven you wrong, you're just too dense to realise it. I'd part with saying to stay stupid, but I know you will.
>>126008284
you are rude desu(です)
where do I get one of those sportscars with the luggage on top?
>>126009626
There's two websites that sell cars, take a guess.
>>126009394
Did you even look at the damn picture you fucking retard? You're the stupid one, or just you're trolling. Are you gonna tell me that the Massacro is not the car in the picture either? When it was also released in the high-life update?
>>126009394
Guess you've realized that you are wrong, lmao.
>>126006702
Some fine genetics Madonna and her Cuban Husband passed down.
What is the best method for legitly earning money in gtao? I earned about a million doing VIP work but script kiddies kept fucking me over
Does the report system even work? Or does it require 10+ people in a session within an hour before it will even have a chance?
>>126013215
>Does the report system even work?
Probably not.
>>126013215
It's probably like 4chan where they only bother looking at a report if several people have reported.
So any gta rp player in here ?
I want the Zombie from TLAD in the next update
>>126015585
I RP.By rp I meanI willRemove (You) Permanently
>>126016015
Edgy
To Nessi and other helibros
Is it even possible to hit anything with the anihilator? If yes what controller?
>>126016873
>controller
Just click both mouse buttons you autist
>>126017028
>muh kbm master race glarbl glarbl
The only autist here is you.
>>126016873
Just wiggle the chopper left and right when shooting but avoid using it if you're going offensive.
>>126016873
it shoots a stream of rounds, similar to a lazer, obviously on both sides of the helo
aim at whatever youre aiming, and shoot slightly to the left/right
if youre shooting at a vehicle, keep a bit of distance so that all 4 guns can hit
>>125977915
>clip
>>126018179
>similar to a lazer
>>126018558
The lazer is a jet you lil fuc
>>126018939
Yes, it is. And you're a retard.
>Load into session
>See a moving target vehicle right by me
>Go for it
>It blows up right as I'm getting in
>Moving target vehicle is no longer available
>>126019138
get at me
>>126020026
Nah, I don't pick on the mentally challenged.
What's the best gun/s at the moment?
>>126023212
I'd say Bullpup for ARs.
>>126023212
Revolver and flashlight is all you need.
>>126023212
Carbine rifle
>>126023427
This for AR
Combat MG for damage
snipers are gay, but if you have to deal with some kid using the heavy sniper, counter with the DMR and rape him
>gtao is getting better and better
>everything I wanted from a gta game is in gtao
>better clothes than in the main game
>better cars than in the main game
>custom cars and weapons that are not in the main game
>custom character
>the apartments
>the yacht
gta5 story mode is just a 30 hour tutorial for gtao
>>126023401
>>126023427
>>126023704
Any reason whatsoever for these?
>When she gives you that look
>>126023832
The carbine rifle has great accuracy in short burst and pretty decent accuracy in long bursts or full auto fire. Almost every assault rifle has the same damage except for the chink AK copy, stay away from that unless you're looking to gimp yourself in a fight.
>>126023986
I thought that the Advanced rifle had better stats. Only slightly, but still.
>>126024080
It has a faster fire rate, but that's about it.
>>126024157
Well yeah, and the rest is the same I thought. So better stats, slightly.
>>126024239
Better stats for spraying and praying. If you want to actually be hitting your target accurately the carbine rifle is the one to go with.
>>126023832
>Carbine
its accurate as fuck, you can go full auto up to 30m with no problem, anything farther and you just need to tap/burst
aim at the head, its accurate enough to kill someone a block away in 8 bullets
>combat mg
high damage, also 200 rounds so no need to reload, and it has the farthest range (besides snipers)
>DMR
spammarino
>>126024080
I use the advanced rifle to get the camos, and its only good at CQC, the carbine is hella much more accurate
>Hey Rockstar started banning people recently, the servers must be pretty safe from menus about now
>NOPE
>God mod, clones, bodyguards, props and everything but money is off the charts
Fuck this game.
>>126023857
the
>kid, you shouldnt be wasting your time looking at badly animated stipper faces
look.
>>126025101
okay
>>126025101
They're gonna have to learn they're never gonna stop the money hacking either too. I've been given $170,000 by hackers in the last week.
>>126025101
They only banned people endangering shark cards.
i dont speak spic, whats this say?
>>126025101
I dont mind it as long as they dont start going around killing everyone with godmode.
Or teleport everyone to them and do the same.
If you see a menufag who isnt in crew just report him.
>>126025291ur a faget
>yacht is 8 million
what the fucking shit, how am I supposed to get this kind of fucking cash
>>126025291
For being perverted and because.
Literally.
>>126025398
ask a hacker to give you cash
>>126025291
Apparently you are a pervert and also just because.
>>126025442
>>126025495
ohhhh i get it, hah. my username washentai. guess they got upset at me for blowing them up too much with the hydra.
>>126025398
By playing the game for longer than a week and thinking you need everything right away like an entitle little child.
>>126025398
by grinding the same missions/heists several times a week
>still can't own the Vinewood Lake Estates
It's all that I really want desu.
>>126025949
>desu.
And all I really want is for redditors like you to get over this meme, but hey we can't always get what we want.
>>126026008
>not knowing its wordfilter
or just baiting i dont care
>>126026008
>acronym
>meme
baka desu senpai
>>126026136
I know what is, you windowlicker. I was talking about the "word" that was filtered. If you can't find more than two neurons to rub together in that vast and empty space you call a head then don't try to join in.
>>126026254
Pic related
>>126026336
i have a reddit account with 1 million karma, it is only natural that i say baka desu senpai
>>126026559
>i have a reddit account
Yes, I know.
>>126025101
My theory from hoarding information from sites such as sevensins, mpgh, etc
People get banned for two things
1. having the menu active at the time the wave hits (including toggles from said menus)
2. receiving money
if you receive money, submit a ticket to r*, they literally wont remove your money, but when you get banned due to a wave, you can submit a ticket and say you got banned for receiving money, then give them the old ticket as proof and you should get unbanned
>angled foregrip on all weapons
>still no update for vertical foregrip
>>126026678
then its settled senpaitachi
>>126026780
That would require new animations.
So how do you make money in this game if you don't have any friends who want to be gangster with you?
>>126027131
Play the game
>>126027131
play with randoms/solo
solo is the better option of the 2
>>126026749
I dunno, I used a menu to give myself $90,000 (as a test to see where the menu from different money dropping methods shows up in your Earnings Chart on the RSC) and I haven't been banned.
>>126027319
assuming all limits tie together, 530-550k should be the point where you get flagged I think
if you give yourself/pick up little money, they dont really care, they only care about the greedy assholes
>>126026749
I got the moneybag threatment a few times, havent been banned yet.
One more month until xcom2 and i will never look at gtao again. Will probably come back later to mod the shit out of the game...
Just have to avoid being banned for 6 weeks, going to be hard considering that even in a session where im the solo /gtag/, there is at least 3 menuniggers who actively try to get people banned.
>>126027263
any particular mission?
>>126027747
no, all the de facto "money making" missions arent as effective as they were like...last year. you just have to play the game now and make money in an excruciatingly slow pace, unless you do heists. but like i said...randoms.
where the trannies at
show me those boy bodies
>>126027867
Heists are just as grindy as missions with the bonus of having to restart the whole thing if someone does a mistake because they get bored of doing the same shit in the most "efficient"(boring) way over and over again.
Seriously, every time i failed in a heist mission it was because i did something dumb to pass the time.
I prefer doing contracts since time=money, so i can freely dick around and get paid more
>>126005004
now
>>126019893
Someone put a proxy mine on it cuck. It's the best way to troll idiots who bother doing events.
>>126028717
>>126026336
I only use 'țbħ' because it filters to 'desu' desu
>>126028026
Im liking this short cut. Wish they had a messier looking one at this length.
>>126029243
now that's just fucking disgusting
>>126029904
looks like a female desu family
>>126026749
When did GTA V come out for the 3DS?
just found out that Cara Delevigne is the DJ for Non Stop Pop FM
no wonder I get a boner everytime I listen to her
>>126028026
My tranny can beat up your tranny.
>>126032304
Because you have shit taste? Yeah, no wonder indeed.
>>126032304
F L A T P L A N K
B
O
D
Y
>>126032410
fite me
If anyone wants to play hunting pack for some good dosh, addkouyalovesham
>>126007719
It might actually happen.
I killed an npc a month ago with a similar styled jacket.
>>126018356
It's a verb you mong.
>>126033469
7shitters/forums/threads/reset-vip-time-limit.1425379
>>126034430
You're a verb
>>125982489
nigga, are you sure you arent the colorblind one
>>126034728
Well you're an adjective.
>>126032713
Looks like someone already did. They should have knocked those buck teeth out your head though.
>>126035597
you want some of this?
>>126036120
nice fedora
>>126035323
That was uncalled for.
>>126032713
those teeths though
kek
>>126036120
hmm, i should get GTA V and pretend to be a mujahideen in the hills with a Stinger
>>126036120
this is the future
>>126036469
what server
>>126036545
Grafuroam
its shit.
>>126036469
dayum, had some good times in MTA and SA:MP
still playing MTA from time to time though
>>126036197
*tips*
>>126036629
the UI looks cool but freeroam servers are boring. do you play CIT?
I need 500k more to buy the hrydra.
What do
>>126036781
spawn and sell moonbeams
>>126036781
Beg for hacker money, just like everyone else.
>>126036780
i gave it a try but I had no idea what was going on. tried to be a police officer and all i ended up doing was driving around the city and get shot at.
>>126036781
do a couple pacstans
>>126032304
her voice is ugly
>>125957606
gross garage bro.
Follow my lead.
1 hour 12 minutes
>>126037915
Your voice is ugly.
>>126026749
They do remove your money though.
Besides, R* anti cheat is a joke. I've got over 60 million of hackerbux I spawned in myself and never got even a warning.
>>126038776
How and when
>>126039174
Overtime, around 60 million. I did 10 million just yesterday morning
>>126039174
Moneybags.
Last month on the span of 2 weeks.
Stopped like 2 days before the update came.
>>126038382
New music when?
But seriously though at this point simply adding a new station won't cut it. There should be new songs added across all the stations.
So we're all agreed that YaBoiBigBoss is a micspamming 12 year old shitter, yes?
>>126039818
crew killing mic spamming shitter yes.
>>126039909
>crew killing
and how is he not kicked?
>>126039818
yea, that session was shit, im now trusting randos more than my own crew
>>126040074
Horris, ccdngoose snooze, and another were crew killing
>>126040417
I haven't killed any crew (horris). I just asked the session we're all in and no one said I killed them.
More movies when?
>>126039909
>>126040074
He was shooting me because I blew up his daemon.
Anybody else having trouble connecting online? Is it happening?
>>126041409
>being this much of a cunt
gtag blown up all my cars before and I always found it as a funny thing, but is he that mad? holy shit
I might join you right now so I can blow up his cars
>>126041708
Huh, no it he's looking for a daemon, one spawned in a gang attack, I blew it up and he started shooting.
It's just gta online so I don't really care.
>>126008134
The L96 is a bolt-action rifle you mong.
>>126040835
>can't even watch all of meltdown since the theatre closes during the finale
>>126041919
right, its a shitty bike, i dont understand, anyways whatever, as long as you guys dont complain aobut it, its all fine, >>126039909 made it sound like he just goes around shitting on crew
>>126042256its supposed to give you, the viewer, a meltdown
>>126037915
I'd say her voice is prettier than she is, bitch looks like young Leo DiCaprio
>>126040835
>he hasn't seen Bitch In The Trunk yet
Pleb
Make sure to have plenty of asterope bonds on your alt accounts guys.
Question, do you guys like the feature to control your vehicle when it's rolled over or catching air?>tfw it ruins muh realistic immersion
>>126043361
I don't like the rule change on flipping your car from every other GTA, but I think it says somewhere in an interview that the entire feature was added because of Online and how they just sorta guessed we'd roll our cars 24/7.
>>126043361
GTA series is always looking for the middle ground between arcadey and realistic open world.
Air control and picking up briefcases while in a moving car (in the new update) are rockstar attempting to make the game more fluid and fun.
Air control allows for cool car and bike stunts at every level of skill.
Otherwise serious players would avoid doing jumps because if the car flips, then your fucked. You need to think about how satisfying your itch for realism would make gta an even slower paced game with less action, more careful driving etc.
>use infamous in SP for shanagins
>get banned
How could this happen to me?
>still no contact missions with forced weapons
If R* promotes cooperative gameplay, then why does R* hate contact missions so much?
Contact mission creator when?
post your favorite gtao memes. pic related is mine
>>126044743
hey my name is in there
am I popular now?
>>126044949
Not unless you CTRL F a thread and have your name pop up more than a few times.
threadly reminder that potter is not a meme
Anyone on Xbox one want to start up some ruckus.. bored as fuck
>>126046267
Yeah sure. What's your gaymer tag
>>126046267
>xbone
>>126046324L14Soccer
digitalwonderer is a crew killing faggot
>>126046565
Fuck off, I'm in the game right now and he isn't killing shit.
>>126046565
Probably am one.
I can't believe how fucking filled this game is with hackers, especially since I bought this game, you would expect rock star to take care of this but damn son
I only thought you would get this many hackers on free to play fps
>>126046565
Digital, pls. You are only supposed to be my bully, remember?
>>126043956
I feel like they didn't tow the line well this time. Instead of feeling like a nice middle ground, it just feels schizophrenic. Like the game doesn't know what the fuck it wants to be, or it was made by two different teams with no communication between them.
>>126047116
I do a very good job at pissing people off.
>>126047116
he´s my bully now
>>126047358
I bully everyone fairly.
>>126047276
its definitely a bad game overall, but air control is not one of the things they did wrong.
>>125973001
real classics only hours, smash dat like button
Reminder to never protect trannies. Kill them instead.
>>126047861
Reminder that I don't give a shit. Aiming for your head.
>>126047838
>Those colors
What were you thinking?
>>126048016
They're alright except for the Virgo.
>>126048016
>this differs from my taste so I'll make a passing comment without any real feedback
>>126048239
Try to contain your tears.
>>126048239
Here's some constructive criticism:
Try to pick colors that don't suck next time.
>>126048239
This image always triggered me, because if someone doesn't like what I don't like. Why don't I just fucking kill them? They're probably unfit human beings anyway.
>>126048906
> not liking the 1950's
How about I give you a ten second opportunity to kill yourself before I run a trace?
>>126047048
>hackers
except you're using the wrong word
I want to enjoy multiplayer so much, but every time I log on I have no idea what to do. All of my friends stopped playing a week or so after it came out.
feels bad
>>126049489
/gtag/ will be your new friends
>>126049489
okay
Requesting crew invite for PC, SC is: antibiotic_abuse
>>126048906
>Try to pick colors that don't suck next time.
ebin, sample ebip m'lord
>>126050015
Why would you do that?
>>126050015
>>126050094
Request another invite, didn't see the post 3 minutes ago
>>126050146
sent ;)
>>126050229
Honest mistake btw, don't take it too personally
yachts are boring
i want off this ride
also the auto bikini when you go to the hot tub thing sucks
>>126050642
>yachts are boring
Then don't go on it.
>i want off this ride
Then get off it.
>also the auto bikini when you go to the hot tub thing sucks
Then turn it off.
Jesus you're fucking dumb.
>>126048239
In general Ive noticed that people are obsessed with being different and try to pick these dark pearlescents, matte pearlescents, dull colors etc.
Sure, you can paint a supercar brown, but thats not really fitting of a flashy sports car. Like your mamba, a dark black and red- is just stupid looking. Google Shelby cobra and youll find nothing like it.
You could paint a regina or a stanier brown and it would look great- regal even.
I also think there are some colors that are just hard to pull off, or are best as a secondary maybe. like that peyote/tornado. I dont think those colors work on any cars.
>>126050719
>go onto boat to see what its like
>post my opinions here
>a person doesnt like my opinion and calls me fucking dumb
ok bro, chill
>>126051027
Kill yourself.
>>126050642
you can turn off the auto bikini in yach services in the interaction menu
I'm curious, does anybody have a full body pic of a player when in the shower?
>>126051091
>>126051118
i thought it was set only to yacht owners because its their boat? but thanks
>>126051176
Go wear a bikini/swimming trunks and there you go.
I got a peyote and got blown up by a hacker.
I got another one and brought it to my apartment to afk a bit and came back and there was a fucking blackhole inside my garage which destroyed it.
Then I finally got another and like 4 hours later I have my peyote.
Did the Christmas update happen yet?
>>126051595
yeah but that one looks good and the one in the garage doesnt.
>>126050738
>all cobras should be metallic blue
>>126052491
mine is bright orange. Stock color.
Are you really going to defend that murky black and shitred mamba? Its such a fun cute little roadster, I would feel dumb driving that around.
>>126052292
Likely in a few hours.
Wonder if the Tampa will be limited edition
>>126052960
wait really? maybe i should stay up
>>126052818
>bright orange
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>126044743
my favorite meme is the wolf meme
ah-woo
>>126051595
it´ll look good with the stripes in gtao, it gives it a nice contrast. but as a solid color its meh
>>126053026
Well I'm just assuming. It's a Christmas update and Christmas is rolling up fast. Even if it comes, the snow won't activate till the 24th though
>>126053552
THREE DAYS
>>126053253
It's not a meme if you have to force it.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>126053747
everything can be a meme if you try hard____
>>126044743MENDOZA'S BEEN HIT!
Snow's up, boys.
>>126054507
>>126054205
shit really
>>126054551
yes
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anyone know what causes these Bethesda gun physics to show up when using mounted weapons?
Was he autistic?
>joins lobby everyones being normal happy somewhat autistic
>20 minutes in still okay, got teleported to a yacht didn't mind because not a douche bag insight.
>25 minutes in.. douche bag spotted godmode littlebird as he guns everyone on the yacht down for a solid 5 -6 minutes,
>Anyone who calls him out he freezes and crashes.
JewStar sure has their priority straight people who spawn money in first,second and third
while griefers that kills the lobby comes last or probably never.
I had to start up my menu to freeze and crash him.
Afterwards I restarted my game.
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
>>126055165
you are part of the problem retard
If Rockstar never introduced shark cards would GTA: Online be significantly better and balanced?
>>126055738
Yes
>>126055738
We'd get less content and the game would be even deader than before.
>>126055587
>part of the problem.
Explain?
>>126055738
They'd either stop updating it or add some other microtransactions.
>>126055807
You are the one using a menu.
christmas is up
santa outfits for both genders including hat
tampa as expected
candy cane melee weapon with different colors
some new adversary modes
snow looks bad and overly bright
How many days does the Christmas update normally last?
>there are people in this thread who don't have a tampa
>>126055738
Game would be dead.
The thing I like about SharkCards you only see p2w message pop up when you literally don't have enough money to buy something. They use to advertise it on loading screens on PS3 but now you only ever see it when you look for them. And I don't think it actually is p2w since you can't buy level which is only advantage you can gain over someone. Yeah they can buy Rhino Tank to grief but that's why passive mode exists. Cars and other toys mean fuck all to most players who have played it almost 2 years. New players care about newest shiny super car. I don't mind the card system cause I know how to play the game, how to save money and have friends for heists, contract missions. Plus I have never ever met someone who publicly said they used mommies credit card to buy Zentorno.I don't work for R*
>>126055783
>>126056191
>Game wouldn't be about grinding a bunch of low paying missions to get overprice crap
>Fun things wouldn't be patched out because they're threats to the car collecting "metagame" that the shark card economy is built upon
>The game would actually be fun to play
>Somehow it would be dead
Okay, Rockstar
what is the best money maker on ps4 atm? i make like 500k ish in my 4 hour vip time and some random cash from joining heist finales but i'm always spending money on insurance for other peoples cars i blow up and ammo/armour and can't seem to get ahead.
>Update in 30 minutes
What is this shit? It's not even been hinted at. It's the wrong day and the wrong time. Nothing gonna happen till pretty muc h chistmas day as always
>>126055868
Sure let's say that.
I don't use it for Anti-freezes and crashes.
But you're right, it's better to be frozen,blown up repeatedly,crashes,trap, or having your guns removed by some pre-teen or some dude-bro douche from Oklahoma who just enjoys ruining others fun.
totally right.
>>126056297
it would be dead to rockstar which means no more updates.
there version of online would be dead to the players and things like fiveM and such would be popular for it´s content
>>126056297
Why would they update the game if they are getting nothing back? Online was already free and added bonus and I think it's just a beta testing ground for next GTA game.
>>126056487
>Thinks the game would need constant updates if it was actually fun to begin with instead of a grind.
>>126056487
>getting nothing back
are you blind, they make a fuckton on sharkcards that´s why there updates cost up to 20 million (ill gotten gains, low riders, exec and crim.) even with modders giving cash on PC lot´s of console cucks buy them
Had a comfy time last night.
>>126056325
Maybe stop griefing?
>Doing Heist
>Every time we drive to objective this kid shoots flares, uses stickies and just wastes ammo in general
>Whines he never has enough money
>>126056521
Ah cmon. We both know the base game would be dead. Half this thread is whining about not having Chistmas update out already. Everyone is spoiled and we get bored really quick.
>>126056680
>Everyone is spoiled
From having updates constantly. If they weren't used to having updates all the time and not having fun glitches and interior breaches patched out they wouldn't miss them.
Stayed in this guys yacht for ages getting paid
>>126056852
Got your own yet?
>>126056852
you and bladder made it official yet?
>>126056886
he has like 500k
>>126056852
>>126056975
w-what happened to your qt tranny?
Anyone want to help a rank 5 through Pacific standard so I can get some quick dosh?
>>126056886
bought a dinghy on my main fem, a stilt house and a cog 55 and a nightshade on my male
grinding over a million on qt so i can vip now im going clotthes shopping
if you want access to VIP you really cant spend it. youve got to have 2 mil to spend 1 you know? my perfect yacht will cost 7m 360k so i need 8m 360k
>>126057080
>rank 5
why would anyone ever babysit you thru that heists? There is a reason only lvl 12 can unlock heists and even then they are liability.
>>126057237
Just buy a $100 Shark Card, goy. :^)
>>126057072
working on my main for christmas time limited stuff.
>having one character
nigger ive got to get BOTH my male and female to vip status so i can grind
on qt i only need to do male as fem is only lvl 86 and im not bothered if i dont have everything for her
>>126057237
>sausage fest
at least ps4 dont have men pretending to be female
>>126057080
It'd be a lot easier just to idle in some missions. I'd be willing to help you do that, but taking a level 5 through PacStan is just asking for a ton of resets.
>>126057247
>implying im new and retarded
Nigga pls, I come from dead gen, just got my PC version and made a new character.
>>126057426
It doesn't have anything to do with being retarded or not, your health pool will make you a liability during the bank escape no matter what you do.
>>126057426
You can port your character, you know that right?
>>126057482
That's boring as fuck, I wanted a fresh start.
>>126057473
Not if my leads aren't trash. Take the damn cops out so I can run through the alley with the money safely.
>>126057332
>just realised ive made over 4 mil in the last 2 days over all characters
and thats why qt only has like 1m250k
>>126057565
The problem is that it's not that simple. The cops spawn behind as well and will sometimes spawn right next to people.
>>126056680
i grief when i get griefed and i'm relentless with it. i have more than enough (legit) money but i want more.
>tfw callmeqt moans on mic.
muh dick
NEWTHREADWHEN?
>>126057565
You have no stamina either way. You are liability no matter how MLG you think you are. Lvl 5 has like what 3 snacks and 1 body armor?
>>126057814
>>126057814
>making a soundboard of her moans
>gonna dub it over some porn
>release to /gtag/
>>126057938
that was my idea!mind your pronouns
>>126057938
>her
check ur privilege ciss cum
>>126058027
Mind THIS pronoun
*unzips dick*
>>126058027
I don't even know qt are you supposed to be a girl or a dude or none of the above
Pls respond
>>126058462
qt is aqt.
>>126058390
Keep that lewd shit in your ps4 message
this is a christian based site.
>>126058462
just a femboi girly dude who likes both men and the ladies who has a cute character who happens to be a boy
Better thread with OP
>>126059304
>>126059304
>>126059304
>>126055076
Jesus christ, why does he looks like a burn victim?
Oh... wait, its your shitty PC at low settings, nevermind.
>>125979303
what exactly did so many bans get levied out for?
>>126056080
>He doesn't have fully customed Tampa
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