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>>125850737
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/215741387--12-15-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-31-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
You all deserved longer bans.
merry christmas
>>125955760
t. consolecuck
Maybe sessions will be a bit quieter for a week.
Enjoy it, it won't last.
>>125955809
Nope
>>125955926
what is it you're trying to prove? posted this pic last week
hello.
>shooting merryweather in a tank
>some faggot appears on top of me
>spawns a lazer with magic
>drives it around trying to shoot me but it doesn't work because I'm in an event, presumably
>event finishes, shoot him with tank, he doesn't blow up obviously
>get out of tank, enable passive mode
>he parks his jet and starts spawning bags of cash on it, trying to impress me with l33t h4x I guess, as I stand there reporting him
>leave and join new session
why is the community for this game so fucking retarded
>>125955958
>I posted a pic I literally just took right then last week.
Yeah, okay.
>>125955963
how happy are you right now
I got an email saying i've been flagged, does this mean banned too?
I bought all of those shark cards R*, how could you ban me? 10 days is pretty fuckin' lenient though, I'll take it
>>125955963
start moaning, you fucking faggot
>>125956063
>Fell for le shark card maymay
>>125956085
Is this a real meme or just another false flag?
When did I ever actually moan and do you like it?
>>125956168
-Blater- here, you know I heard you moaning.do you like my musical tastes?
>>125956168
I don't like it, which means you do moan. So you just confirmed you fucking moan.
>>125955990
>>he parks his jet and starts spawning bags of cash on it, trying to impress me with l33t h4x I guess, as I stand there reporting him
he was trying to get you banned
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
So is an email saying you have been flagged an ban message? im afraid to launch up the game now. Is it a ban or just a warning? I've already been baned 2 times
>>125956198
so far..
>>125956214
pic related
>>125956256
you just got permarekt
>>125956310
kek, i was afraid so
well i couldnt really enjoy this game anymore anyway, so i think not much of value was lost
>>125956359
>i think not much of value was lost
You got that right. By which I mean you.
>>125956297that was a 1 hit wonder that I liked by that band, btwyour bullying insult last thread saying I listened to the band wasn't true
>>125956453
as if you still enjoy the game somehow and as if the game is fun without funmenu
i wonder why i got b& though, i didnt use anything to do with money, maybe car spawning or teleporting is now detected or some shit
>>125956214
Couldn't he have just chosen to spawn them on top of me rather than cover his jet with them 10 metres away
>>125956552
I do and it is.
>>125956598
you must be terribly new then
i wonder what game im going to play this holiday then
>>125956507
So what youre saying is you have bad taste in music?
>>125956642
Not really.
>>125956742
wtf is wrong with you? even in gmod you can hardly get these many hours
>>125956768
Speak for yourself, faggot. TTT is the best thing that ever happened to Gmod.
>>125956768
I enjoy the game.
>>125956687
So you do like Suede. Tell me more, share some gems with me.
>>125956812
I never did TTT. Got 2500 hours in sandbox though, and I thought I was special
>>125956813
fucking child
>>125956883
>Stop liking things I don't like.
I think the child here is you.
>>125956642
>>125956598
>>125956552
I personally have only put the tiny amount of 150 hours into the online of this game, reaching the measly rank of 67 or so, so I suppose you mean the game gets boring for normal people who play it for 1000 hours then get bored. Usually, I just stop playing games when I get bored of them, but I guess fucking around breaking the game is the sort of thing that never gets old, as opposed to actually playing the game, right? The new content they release is pretty boring to be honest, I'd rather just turn myself into a cat and run around blowing everything up for 300 hours.
>>125956873
Elbow, pink floyd, tool, jack white, the kills, the czars, ben howard, chet faker,
>>125956909
No you
>>125956925
yeah i got the same, and with breaking the game i mean creating extra fun with mods. But thats not allowed so now im permarekt, Which kinda sucks cause online with gtag and mods was the only thing that still was a little but fun.
after the new update the game was boring as fuck, ib ought the yacht and immidiately regretted it, you could do nothing with it
so i honestly dont really care, im just gonna go mod singleplayer again see if thats still fun, or switch over to jc3 or something
the only thing im really honest to god sad about is that we will never get a proper gta5 multiplayer like mta5, fivem, gta-mp etc.
>>125956984
>Chet Faker
Well that's one thing I hate less about you.
>>125957025
>No you
Yeah, thanks for confirming that. Now I can safely ignore everything else you say.
>>125957054
>doesnt understand joking
>>125957035
Talk is cheapbby ;^)
>jewstar put in anti cheat on cars
>people kept spawning cars in anyway
>get banned
only yourselves to blame
>>125956742
>>125957025
I don't really get people who complain that a game is boring after they've put like, hundreds of fucking hours into it. Yeah, games have limited replay value. Eventually, you get bored of doing the same thing over and over, and obviously, there's a limit to how much content there can be in a game. It may be an open world sandbox, but that doesn't mean it's special in having to provide limitless entertainment. Play a different game.
who /IS/ here
>>125957247
How did you come up with such an original idea?
>>125957196
yup, back to gmod or jc3 for me i think
>>125957178
>Almost 2000 hours only on PC
I feel sorry for you.
>>125956310
>>125956256
>>125956453
Being flagged is not the same as being banned you fucking retards
>>125957364
Not the first anon, but I have been banned 4 times now over multiple accounts. The email has ALWAYS said flagged, and it has ALWAYS came after the ban actually happened.
>>125957364
Nobody cares about anything you have to say about anything, you autistic fuck.
>>125957405
Hmm, im afraid to go online to test it, not that I care so much about the game anymore but im curious though
>>125957460
>Stop liking what I dont like!!
>>125957247
post garages
>>125957364
this, I've been flagged as a cheater for absolutely demolishing a kid online (something like 2vs85ish) and in that time he kept reporting be every 5 minutes
Join pls
I wonder who that guy is who I have filtered in this thread
probably a PS4 tripfag or something
>>125957606
Haven't seen garage posting in a long time, haven't updated mine since ps3 and thirty cars ago.
tfw qt isn't on the mic moaning
>>125957606
new garage
>>125957938
>all black cars
Edgelord spotted
>>125957938
>That Cognoscenti 55
Are you me?
>>125957606
>Not rich enough to fill a fourth garage yet
>Have to deal with empty white spaces in the image
Fug
So what were the bans for, Moonbounds?
>>125958139
kek
>>125958128
>40%
>all
pleb who can't afford a color monitor spotted
>>125958128
like i said, new garage. i usually color them up as i use them. experiment with different things etc.
plus i was goin for a "fancy look"
all my garages are "themed"
>>125958139
>>125958193
my niggers. loved it so much i bought 2
>>125957606
>tfw character looks like that Makarov guy in cowadooty
>>125958417
armoured swb v12
its a kuruma and yoru a fag
>>125958417
Ahh fuck, didn't mean to reply.
Anyway
>2015
>Still taking screenshots of garages
>Not using the editor to create sweet car shots
>>125958520
>actually being proud at driving a kuruma
>>125958494
is the baller the only acceptable armored meme?
>>125958520
10/10 non me-me car
requested an invite to the crew a while ago, SC is Tidium
>>125958563
Unarmored is best Kuruma.
>>125958601
general VG, that is
>>125958714
might as well buy the armored then if you are gonna drive a meme car
otherwise you sabotage yourself on purpose
or you are too poor to buy one maybe? hahaha
>>125958761
I got both but rarely drive the armored one desu.
>>125958761
the non armored kuruma is pretty damn great. dont see why its a meme though, the armored one is the meme
>>125958795
>owning 2 times the meme car
havent 4chan learned you anything I wonder? xd
>>125958865
>if it isn't 4chan approved, it's shit!
Ok
>>125958910
kuruma shitter
>>125955689
>buy original cognoscenti because gta iv nostalgia
>put limo tint
>it tints/blacks out my lights too
Why would they do this? Protect my headlamps from deadly uv rays?
callmeqt is moaning again
everyone in
be nice
>>125957816
>transfer over SV from PS3 to PC
>look at the garage and feel a bit heart broken
I still have half those cars
>>125957938
I'm stealing that red/gold cog idea
>he owns the Enus SUV
you're the only busta who owns one afaik
>>125958164
sell T20
acquire a bunch of cheapo cars
>>125958169
moonbeans and moneybags
>>125958193
your radar is confusing me
>>125958417
Remenber, no russian
your line should be, "Remenber, no shitters"
8/10 character, 9/10 choice in vehicle
>that outfit
kek, same exact outfit Makarov wore during the Russian International Airport massacre in CoDMW2
>>125958494
kuruma deflects every round known to man, the new armoured vehicles glass instantly breaks when the driver/passengers shoot, making a hole that you can shoot into, but then again you probably can't insta-kill the people driving fast as fuck with your aimbot-tier aim assist because it deflects a few rounds
>>125958520
good memer car, I have the same colour on my Sultan
>taking pictures of garages
I just wanted to get it over with
>>125958601
you're in, thanks for saying that it was gtagvg since I never check that
>>125958585
>baller
I own literally every baller but the regular LWB
The Baller LE reg/Armoured is competitive as fuck for an SUV and can race cars and keep up
>>125958164
>sandking XL
all my yes
>>125959239
Thanks Sven,wish you moved to PS4 instead.
>>125959239
>moonbeans and moneybags
Figures. Oh well, managed to get this far from launch without a single strike, good enough.
>tfw no flares
>>125959384
>tfw San Andreas had fucking flares
>>125959384
They'd probably make aircraft with flares seperate vehicles to force you to buy them all over again.
>>125959239
>not owning the enus suv
>>125959303
>nessi on PS4
>never meeting me in the strangest of ways through SC PM shitposting
I don't want to imagine.
>>125959303
I loved my PS3 bros alot, but KBM is where I shine. A controller is too hard for me, and also the PS4 is a piece of crap and didn't show as much promise at release and even now when it comes to anything, compared to the PS3.
>>125959330
also teleporting/airbrake mode I think, but can't confirm since the max speed anyone can go is about 180mph (in a fighter jet) so if you go above that it probably triggers
>>125959384
>no helicopters with flares
>no jets with flaresalthough it would be useless since they have stupid explosive rounds
>>125959441
I'll try it out, how does it perform offroad though? thats the important tidbit
>>125959619
Sounds stupid enough to be real coming from Rockstar. What's stopping someone from boosting your car into those speeds and framing you?
>>125957606
Haven't updated my garages in forever and now they're mixed up since I got a 5th property, but I do have this one.
Which muscle should I move out for the Tampa?
>>125959784
buccaneer
>qt humming Cold Play songs on the mic
>>125959784
the buccaneer is based on the buick riviera, which isn't really a muscle car at all
that'd be my pick
>>125959982
you two dating or what bladder
>VIP Gym Update
>A way to increaes your Strength stat
>For an small entry fee of5 Million Shekels
>qt just ditched his own body guard and bullied him
>>125960447
qt should ditch ps4 and join the scriptshitters on pc
>>125960115
I am listening to his music and moaning while debating if I should try another city on Skylines or run into traffic on I-5.
qt pc when
>>125960637
sound kinda gay
you leaving pc to join him or what
>>125960686
Never, he's a diehard console player.
>>125959619
Speaking of ps3 bros, now that the dust has surely settled.
Who are the lads that we used to circlejerk with on ps3 moved to pc?
t. a curious ps4 transfer player
>>125960701
No, I have a month vacation on my main and don't want to risk a perma ban on my alt, and mortal life isn't worth it.
>>125960774
cross platform romance
should be a movie
Just chekk'd da stream
>3 viewers
>gay voice
>nvg
kek
>>125960895
>>nvg
Found the person who plays on max brightness.
>>125960895
link
>>125960946
I thought every display has auto-brightness these days...
>>125960760
there wasn't really a circlejerk, or maybe there was (it was only me, myself and I over the years)
anyways, heres some of those PS4 bros
>Onisyphon
occasionally plays on PS3
>Zzonked
PS4 i believe, idk
>mokocchi
PS3 or 4
>SV
DAS MEEEEEEEEEE
>Jonaton
I think he still plays on PS3 rarely
>Holo
>leader of PC gtag
>k1s7a
plays on PC
>Jaster22
he moved on i think, god bless his sexy soul
r8 my garaje
>>125961036
I think Zzonked is, or at least was on pc but changed his social club name.
>>125961157
There's a faggot inside it.
hey qt do you wanna meet up some time and go see a movie or something
who /banned/ here
THIRD CHARACTER WHEN
>>125961272
Never
>>125961272
Is work Is safe?
>>125961379
Fuck off
>>125961036
Eh, I haven't seen Zzonked or mokocchi on ps4.
So far I've only played with LaZ and SDotMini but I haven't seen them for a while now.
I still fire up my ps3 just to fuck around with Jonatan but there's nothing really more to that and the last time I played with him is months ago.
>blater making qt cry on stream
started of funny
now just sad
>hydra cucked qt
>>125961587
Can you just leave already? Just because you're bored of the game doesn't mean everybody else is.
>qt orders from Pegasus
>We hope you're very happy, sir!
>>125961587
because gta4 online is more fun than gtav online
>>125962270
I'm sure it's fun playing with all four other people.
>bladder and qt bonding over the cuck official song
>>125961914
wheres the stream adress tho
i want to join
>>125962313
yea it is
>>125962358
/callmeqt314
>>125961464
detected?
>>125962321
>Tyeosur bullying us
>tfw no Vincent in V
>>125961587
nigga pls
>>125961787
erm, im just playing the game, i didnt come here screaming "LOL GTAO SUCKS COME PLAY IVMP!!!!!!! ITS ÛBER FACKING KOOL BRAH"
>>125962313
but im not playing online, im just riding the trains in the tunnels and installing mods
>>125963054
excuse the pic, that was on low quality :^)
heres a pic of ultra HD 4k experience
>>125963154
GTA IV has aged horribly.
>>125963187
It really has, especially the facial animations.
>>125963187
help, it has already started, Roman didn't call, it was Dwayne
I don't know why, but I prefer this phone over the smartphone from V
POST CROTCHROCKET CUTIES
>>125963469
You first
>>125963469
>picture from behind
only way to make trannies look good
>>125963479
this meme is shit
>>125963539
Just like your character.
>>125963572
not my character
>>125963652
Doesn't matter, your character is probably shit too.
>ban wave
finally general can be good again
>>125963536
You can also hide them behind a visor
>>125963686
Does it look like it's gotten better?
>>125963689
Not that visor
>>125963686
>>125963731
you do know that none of them got the 20 year ban they deserved, right?
>used the big moneybags
>didn't get banned
Okay.
>walked into the street without looking
>didn't get hit
okay
>>125963918
If you have abusive father who passes out for 2 weeks you will enjoy those 2 weeks.
back2V4me
>slam the helicopter on ground
>the helos shock absorbers absorb shock
>V
>slam the annihilator on the ground
>the shock absorbers are rigid as fuck
why
>go through a week of IRL hell
>finally get a chance to log into GTAO
>everybody's asleep or banned
What could of caused the ban this time?
Was it the Tampa? or the Christmas clothes?
>>125964205
I'm neither asleep nor banned.
>>125963680
why are you so negative?
>>125964536
Because I'm sick of seeing shit characters posted while being called "cuties."
>>125961564
Blater made the xenomorph cry!? Please tell me it's legit and recorded so I can listen and laugh.
>>125964205
theres a few people on
and some people got bannedwelcome back, im glad youre safe
>>125964528
moonbean, using the menu to put on clothes and toggling unobtainables, money bags, spikes in how much money youve earned
Anyone playing on PS4? Post PSN if so.
Well...anyone but qt. I'm not playing with that faglord.
>>125964950
so bitter... just odnt want yoru kuruma on stream
>>125964950
I am but only racing playlists.
Just got an email saying I'm flagged.
please don't be banned
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>>125965219
is safe?
is work?
>>125965135
No, I can't stand your attention-whoring reddit-tier cancerous xenomorph ass and don't wanna be in the same session as you 'cause all I'll do is call you a faggot and kill you until you leave or go passive, not exactly how I wish to spend my playing time.
>>125965152
That actually sounds alright especially now that you can disable the stupid ass created tracks.
>>125965219
see you on the 30th
L96 when?
>>125965219
>PC faggoots banned for christmas
YES
>>125965315
Oh sorry I mostly do player created jobs. Nothing crazy with 60 billion loops but some are hard. Yesterday I fucked up in the settings and changed vehicles to Motorcycles and the jump was impossible. We didn't give up and exactly 74 minutes later one of us landed the jump. Totally worth that 10k we got for finishing the job.
>>125965219
Now I'm going to have to hack in the vehicles I miss from the Christmas shit. :(
>>125965354
PSfags are rude.
Havent you got a kid banned yesterday? You are a bad person and should be ashamed.Nigger.
>>125965450
Story reminds me of a custom track I played on before, same shit happened but luckily enough the jump was passable so it finished quick.
I don't mind created tracks, they're better than custom DM's and captures, etc. but the problem is the playlists are usually full of shitter tracks. I don't mind playing custom tracks as long as they're legit and not some 12 year old's dream come to life.
>>125965471
Not even, the other Christmas update lasted until Jan 5th. At most you'll miss out on crate shirts.
So as someone who owns both the Luxor Deluxe and the Aquarius Yacht, I think I deserve a rebate on my worthless gold jet that should cost less than my Yacht.
Seriously, lower the fucking price of the jet and refund a couple million dollaroos or let me sell my pointless ass jet for a decent refund. 10M glitcherbux fucking wasted on a worthless reskin that's outlcassed by a boat that costs less, it's a slap in the face.
>>125959784
Buccaneer. Compared to the rest of the muscle cars, it's pretty shitty. It's pretty okay when fully upgraded, but not worth the money to do it. Junk it.
>>125965824
>I wasted money on something that was clearly fucking retarded from the start and only expensive for expensive's sake
>Please gib money
You're an idiot.
>>125965687
Drop your PSN.
Might do some VIP stuff ect.
We have dedicated racing group up to 10 players and every day someone hosts next playlist they created. Yesterday 1 dude pretty much had playlist full of loops where you had to hit perfectly every time and we all got so mad at him. Shit can be fun if there's 1 in playlist but when all 10 races are like that people get annoyed.
>>125965824
>worthless gold jet
bro it's a gold jet what did you expect
>>125965676
You're giving him what he wants, you know.
>>125965931
>>125965983
I'd be an idiot if I actually grinded for the money, I didn't. I glitched it in just to showcase the e-peen but now I feel cheated and want my glitcherbux back because my yacht kicks the shit out of my jet.
>>125957126
>elbow
i bet you think Pink Floyd's best album is DSOTM
>>125965824
>Luxor Update
>Choose color scheme
>Choose interior
>Choose NPC Pilot
>Choose NPC Lady who walks around inside and bends over to pick something up every second
also, strippers
>Mansions when?
>Presidential/Scheik 747 when?
>Private islands when?
>>125966098
>not grinding for a week or spending $150 so your gold jet with cigars and champagne means something
I bet you don't dig 5x10x300 tunnels in minecraft with your own bare fists either
>>125966039
Nah, what he wants is dick, a bucket of dicks.Hes a faggot afterall.
>Schafter V12 has all the customization options of the regular Schafter
>Except the grill
WHY DO THEY DO THIS? THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>125966184
You can't even throw NPC parties on your shitty yacht, you think they're going to do any of that?
The fucking least they could have done was let you call multiple strippers at once. I mean, fucking AT LEAST two. They already have double dance animations in the fucking game.
>>125966189
>Minecraft
I don't play that little kid game, fuck off back to Legoland faggot.
>>125966184
>Luxor update
Yes.
Mansions would be aight but I demand a bottom bitch I can actually bang, Hef style.
Private island would be something I'd really want, that'd be entirely legit.
Post your favorite vehicle.
>>125966268
iknowrite
I sold my old one for the V12 and now i regret it.
Does the LWB one has the option?
>>125966365
>I don't play that little kid game, fuck off back to Legoland faggot.
do you actually have autism or are you just dumb as a brick
>>125965954
I was in 8th grade when I made it, just sayin'SniperX147
I wouldn't mind doing VIP stuff, I've been the VIP but never the bodyguard. The VIP work like defending the Yacht, going around in the patrol zone, VIP DM, etc. are all actually decent fun believe it or not.
>>125966503
>Stop disliking things I like!
Aww, is the twelvie mad that I called his favorite game a pile of kiddy shit? Get over it.
>>125966609
>twelvie
>>125966609
Clearly you're a big, strong man, and your kneejerk reaction to instantly denounce a game that I jokingly made a reference to makes me tremble in awe of your giant, testosterone filled balls. Now that everyone is aware that you hate Minecraft and consider it a game for children, I'm sure you feel a lot better about yourself, and I'm sure you're really fun at parties too. I mean, it's okay if you actually have Aspergers or something, I had a friend who was an aspie and every time I made a joke or a casual reference to something it went over his head too.
>>125966661
>Y-yeah? W-well..screw you
Stay in denial some more, faggot.
>>125966796
>Lol I was just kidding guise!
>Le aspie maymay
>I'm cool, rite?
Mademereply/10.
>>125966609
>twelvie
>>125966365
>I don't play that little kid game, fuck off back to Legoland faggot.
is this a serious response
>>125966881
Let me spell it out for you, because you clearly are fucking retarded. Someone made a comparison to another game which was clearly not serious because no-one actually uses their fists to dig 15000 blocks, like grinding for a week to get a worthless jet. Then you responded with an overwhelmingly defensive response, as though you had just been accused of raping a cat. If you can't see why you seem like someone who doesn't understand simple jokes, and probably has a mental disorder of some kind, well, it's probably because you have Aspergers, so by demonstrating that you still don't understand, you only prove my point.
>>125966797
i'm not him. just laughing at the fact that you unironically used the world twelvie. go back to your call of duty trolling montage comment section you fucking jack off
>>125966935
>Thinks it's a joke that someone dislikes MC and calls it out on being kid-trash
Not my fault most of this generation's 20-something year olds are all overgrown children who think playing faggot games like MC and Pokemon is acceptable.
Pic related, your hero.
>>125966935
>gourmet salt
good lord whats next? gourmet water?
where did this salty meme came from anyway? I been seeing it for a while but i still dont understands.tfw feeling like im too old for the internet
>>125966389
Nope. Not even the armored ones have grill options.
>>125967179
>Trying this hard to explain something to a stranger on the internet over a supposed joke made on the internet
>Literally spewing memes in every post
>Ironically acting exactly like an aspie would
Wew m8. May wanna get yourself evaluated, you seem to be the aspie here.
>>125967208
Kfriend.
>>125967221
>I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself
>Now excuse me while I dress in flip flops and a hockey mask and shoot people from neon green hearse with dollar sign rims lol xD
>>125967221
>"So I was in a store the other day and I heard these girls listening to the new Justin Bieber alb-"
>Anon kicks in the door, his piggy little eyes filled with rage as he wheezes and snorts
>"WOW JUSTIN BIEBER WHAT A FAGGOT I REALLY HATE THAT GUY RIGHT GUYS I HATE HIM SO MUCH HAHA ACCEPT ME PLS"
this is literally you right now
>>125967265
well, armored suv it is then...
The v12 just doesnt have that look with the badge. The engine sounds horrible too. Fuken waste of money.
>>125967221
Whoops, picture didn't show up for some reason.
>>125967221
>"s-stop like things that I dislike!"
>>125967346
Except it wasn't. Are you honestly expecting me to take anything you say seriously? You're deflecting literally everything and shifting the goalposts in every post.
Just stop, you've proven you're a sperg who needs to stop taking 4chan so seriously.
>Nuh-uh, it's you!
Literally you.
>>125967336
Nah senpai, operator status.
And so regardless of my gaming tastes, you're objectively gonna sit there and act like MC ISN'T a children's game? Lolk.
>>125967374
It's an AMG V12 supercharged and turbocharged engine noise. I mean, it's what it's supposed to be.
>>125967513
There isn't just one person replying to you you fucking retard
>>125967595
No shit. You're a fucking hypocrite. That's the point. Things seem to go over your head so often you must be buried under a highway.
>>125967578
>Implying I'm supposed to give a fuck
Oh shit, did I (You) trap a group of people here? O I am laffin
>>125967671
>Arguing seriously with someone on an anonymous Vietnamese newspaper comic website
Top fucking lel m8, do you even realize where we are?
Go home where you belong.
>>>/r/eddit
>>125967776
>realizes he's wrong
>"lol I can't believe you're taking this seriously"
>>125967904
>Gets BTFO proven wrong
>"Lol I can't believe you didn't realize I was joking!"
Now who's the hypocrite? Holy shit, kill yourself family.
>>125967991
do you know what that word means
>>125968154
>I have nothing left to say: The Post
>>125968215
It's just hard to argue with someone who doesn't even know what the words they use mean
>>125968259
>Projecting: A How-To Guide by Anonymous
Top kek m8, are you seriously still that salty that you're gonna sit here and pretend I don't know what I'm talking about just to feel better about yourself?
You're pathetic, nobody gives a shit, go fucking kill yourself or milk a cow you autistic fuck. You talk about being an aspie then go on to showcase just how much of one you really are with each subsequent post.
Fucking loling @ your life m8, just end it.
>>125958563
>there are people who don't appreciate the standard Kuruma
>>125968492
>Buying the blatantly inferior version
For what purpose?
>>125968479
>being this mad about posts made on an anonymous Vietnamese newspaper comic website
>>125968568
>Using my own shit against me
>Further solidifying how out of responses you are
Also
>Being so retarded you confuse anger and entertainment
It's exactly why I'm loling at you
>>125968705
I'll let you in on a secret.I'm not the guy you were arguing with earlier, I just wanted to see how long you would continue this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQFfH3_dwQ
Even this guy knows that GTA IV was better
>>125969007
I'll let you in on a secret.I'm eating french toast and I couldn't give a shit less.
>>125968492
Shame there's no spoilerless option though.
>>125968561
It's faster, actually.
Did people get banned just for using the menu or also for receiving money from it?
>>125966545
added
you get solid 30k if you protect the yacht and the mini missions are kinda fun specially if other vip organisation tries to stop you.
>new armored cars can take 2 rpg hits
and they are beautiful cars
>>125969386
g-guys?
Are heists out yet?
You can't get banned from only receiving money.
Only retards that spawned millions on themselves got banned.
>>125969525
Alright, I'm about to get on so I'll accept the request then.
Yeah, I've done most of the VIP missions when I was VIP and able to host them. The Yacht defense was awesome, getting 30k to basically chill and snipe randos is satisfying. The search zone one or whatever it is is also really fun, definitely bring an Insurgent.
The problem I have with the VIP shit is the fact that there's a fucking cooldown, only 5 minutes, which isn't that bad except the Yacht defense has a fucking HOUR cooldown time. It's stupid, finally a decent way to make money and turn the monotonous free-roam DM grind into something and there has to be a cooldown applied.
>>125969795
is safe is work?
>>125969007
>>125969169
Fucking rekt
>>125969007
>>125969169
>>870447i hope this shit works
moving to the hills is the best decision I've made since buying a comet
>all those comfy narrow roads to get there
>no noise, nobody in the vicinity
>the closest zentardo/cuckrumeme/insurgay/chrome vehicle is 3 miles away
>the houses look fantastic
>the view is breathtaking
>my neightbour has a pool
>doing missions with nessididnt think the vanilla life could still be fun
hello everyone,
I just started gta online, and holy shit, is everyone retarded on this game?? its impossible to do a single mission because everybody is either a leaver or a massive turd who can't play and never talk.
is there a way to do the missions alone, or where can i find people who wants to play seriously?
which menus are safe for spawning loonie dollaroonies?
>>125971957
Doing missions alone is doable, a lot only need one person to start them, though for heists you need a full crew.
