BASED REMOVER OF KEBAB edition
>FAQs & General Info (Updated November 8th, 2015)
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
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>/twg/ steam groups (MP battles on weekend, co-op anytime)
http://steamcommunity.com/group/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp
>Attila
TWC Mods --http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2105-Total-War-Attila-Modifications
Age of Charlemagne DLC --https://youtu.be/RNOy63UZXvM[Open]
>Warhammer
Campaign Gameplay Walkthrough -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUWImJUZrU[Open]
Previous bread >>124765087
>>124847164
First for
DEUS VULT!
Second for Charlemagne
>>124847607
>>124847693
this is a good Christian start desu
>>124847164
Vienna, 1683
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Much kebab was removed that day by glorious HRE and Poland.
Any reasons to NOT pre-order Total Warhammer?
>>124847954
None
>>124847884
>that charge
I can only imagine how glorious it must have been to vitness.
It probably looked like the Rohirrim Charge in LOTR
Seeing as Azhags crown is meant to grant a limited control of the lore of death can we expect more spells inthe roster or is this it? Was hoping for van hels danse macabre for shock skeleton formations and turbo cavalry.
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>>124848001
it supports a corrup business practice which has caused much of the downfall of vidya and made it the laughing stock of the business world
then again thanks to godly steam we can just refund if the game is shit so meh. not really any harm to do it anymore I suppose
>>124848106
>more spells
Probably on proper mages. Who knows, Legendary lords my have unique spells, and then mages will have their own spell sets.
>>124847850
SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN TO LIVE
>>124847954
No Skaven = no buy.
Will there be an option to select weapons for units? It is a big part of the tabletop game.
>>124847954
it supports a shitty practice
but thanks to steam you can now get refunds
so go crazy
What building do I need to build to recruit siege weapons in Bellum Crucis?
>>124848226
>then again thanks to godly steam we can just refund if the game is shit so meh. not really any harm to do it anymore I suppose
Yeah, you can just pre-order now, and then just exercise some restraint and not play for the first 2 weeks and instead watch and read reviews before deciding to keep it.
>>124848304
No.
>>124848084
It would have been great, it was bigger wasn't it, I know it was the biggest cavalry charge in real life history.
>>124848259
YOU WILL SUFFER ME
>>124847164
>>124847607
>>124847693
>>124847850
>>124847884
;)
>>124848424
that sucks
Please keep /pol/ in /pol/ today
>>124848520
> 95% in Africa and Middle east
Are you actually bragging about this.
K E K
nth for 19 hours till Bloody Verdict of Paris
>>124848425
Rohirrim was 6000 cav. Polish Winged hussar was bigger I think..yeah I looked it up it was 20000 polish and HRE cav.
Goddamn that is glorious
>>124848520
>a bunch of sand
>a bunch of war-torn areas
roaches do better than that
>>124848862
Yea, what a time to be alive.
>>124848331
>EAT SHIT SARACENS
my sides
>attack city
>intend to fight it out
>auto-resolve gives me a huge advantage
>decide to save time
>stack gets wiped
scuse me?
>>124848251
curious to see if there will be an innate morale penalty to charging at undead units or if that aspect will be represented through spells.
>>124848520
fucking blobbers
Get on my level senpai
>>124848272
REMOVE CHEESE
REMOVE
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>>124848520
>Captured mostly shit holes and areas who's ruling factions where exhausted from decades of war
>an accomplishment
Mudslimes sure are silly.
>>124849141
There's immune to psychology in the game, so maybe, that, or zombies and shit will have scare like in other TW games.
>>124847164
>>124848764
You're embarassing yourself
Both were extremely rich and important at the time. Why do you think the Eastern Roman Empire was so much richer than the Western? Why do you think the Ottomans would later be such a powerhouse?
Changing climate conditions, the mongol invasions and the shitty islamic states would degrade these areas relative to the rapidly improving European ones, but by the time of the muslim conquests these areas were HUGE
>>124849170
They conquered all those empty areas just so they could get farther from each other like true Finns
>>124847884
LEPANTO
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>>124848520
those years...
H-how could they expand that fucking fast /twg/? please I want to know?
>>124849613
>Ottomans use the power of gunpowder to take Constantinople
>get outgunned by Euros over 100 years later
xth for bert
>>124849395
That only show how mudslimes and islam are shitty choice even for a land.
>>124849721
Religion
>>124848767
Implying the Spirits of Charlemagne and Christopher Lee won't inhabit the game and kill of all Saxon fucking shits who fail to convert :^)
>>124849395
>being this assmad that Arabs have alway been shit compared to Europe.
>>124849721
well
it's like orcs
take some land, kill/forcibly convert population, proceed.
>>124849721
Nice samefagging kekold.
>>124848520
Best muslim empire right here
>>124849057
can you imagine those feels? For hundreds of years you've seen your religion and way of life be pushed back by this unstoppable force the Ottoman empire. and at the gates of Vienna Europe gets it's shit together, unites and kicks them the fuck out
Sure Ottomans were pretty progressive I mean they're not like mordor but the comparison can be made in how the Christian factions must have felt
>>124850040
>Sure Ottomans were pretty progressive
incoming /pol/ autists
>>124849721
Got lucky that they invaded at a time when everyone was exhausted from years of war, got BTFO when they actually met serious resistance at Tours and Constantinople
>mudslimes trying to compare themselves to the euro master race
>>124850040
>>124850147
>ottomans
>progressive
L E L
>>124850040
Deus vult, brothers
>>124848520
>Umayyad
>>124849819
Well islam is imperialistic but still...
>>124849991
even orcs couldn't accomplish that...well Warhammer orcs could probably
>>124850160
Based Martel
>>124850014
:^)
When did this general become worse than /gsg/?
What happened while I was away?
>>124850016
Nah, this is the best muslim empire
I'M EXCITED FOR CHARLEMAGNE
>>124850519
What are you talking about, mudslimes where always a joke and disliked around here
>>124850519
Muslims decided to move in and start telling us what to like and what to not like
Fortunately, most anons here aren't liberals
After thinking about it, I guess the Charlemagne victory conditions are okay. I can be autistic as fuck and keep the historical borders with the short and long victories.
daily reminder, frateres.
>>124850610
>>124850917
The first Crusade began in 1095, 500 years after Christians had first bullied the mulsims and the muslims fougth back against the bullying
>>124850917
>I have no idea what the Crusades were: The Image
The first Crusade killed more Christians and destroyed more Christian lands than Muslim lands.
>>124851023
I believe in you Farage
Take England back
Kick the Scotts out and liberate their oil
Kick the Pakis out and reclaim their property
Kick the Continentals out and anglosphere it up
Why does there have to be war, /twg/?
>>124851648
BECAUSE IT'S TOTAL WAR
>>124851648
There must be war.
God wills it.
what happened to Italy /twg/ Why were they so bad from 18th centuru and onward? I really don't get it.
>Based during ancient times
>Based during Medieval
>Based during Rennaisance
so wtf happened?
>>124851648
>>124851823
Being dragged into wars the populace didn't give a shit about.
>>124851823
it will never stop hurting...
>>124851823
The north became humble merchants with leaders that didnt give a shit about their people
The south was agrarian and agrarian and always threatened by slavers and shit
>>124850519
Ignore it, shit only started today thanks to few shitposter
>>124848106
Death magic is not equivalent to necromancy.
General split when?
hay /twg/
How do I escapemy insecurities and crippling self-doubt by playingAttila:TW?
Hello?
Wtf is this shit?!
I never knew the ai could win like this. I thought it had to eliminate me
I'll be so pissed if I lose this campaign which I've spent over a year on
>>124850519
Total Warhammer was announced.
>>124852903
Play as the Huns and kill everybody you meet, everybody they know and pretty much everybody else
>>124853212
So it shall be. If I cannot escape my shortcomings and hurtfull memories, I shall erase the civilized world and erase all things bad in this world, so nobody has to live with any of it.
>>124853036
You can just continue and go for total conquest I think.
>Play Attila on hard.
>Have an extremely good early game where i'm just farming Western Rome as franks.
>All my neighbouring tribes worship me as my army keeps growing together with my economy.
>Rome is ded lategame and i have all these friendly neighbouring tribes that have stopped waging war with eachother.
What now should i drop the bomb and just declare war on some of them?
>>124853512
I guarantee it'll feel goodUntil you realize you're alone both in-game and IRLAnd the cycle continues;_;
>>124853036
Byzantine is the True Rome!
>>124853025Is it me you're looking for?
I want those fucking dwarves right now the game looks so good but they're being jews for the nth time please no
Oh and btw Norway backstabbed me. Hope /twg/ enjoys Norwegian carpets
>>124853520
well it was a surprise. fortunately I have 2 of their victory condition regions otherwise I'd be fucked now
>>124854130
they're next after I deal with the Vikings and Lithuanians
>>124854412
Dirty German Tribals cannot best the walls of Constantinople.
>420 approaching
>most cities still have no walls
WORRY
>>124853857
At least there will be no-one left to attack me with vile words.
>>124853685
They all have 3 full doomstacks too in their fucked up little province.
Does CA employ the best waifu in gaming? This is a resounding "yes"
Will Charlemagne be co-op?
>>124854710
ugly cow that shills shitty fantasy games
Can anyone give me quick run down on the new supply system in DEI? I'm too stupid for video games.
>>124854821
Yes, but story missions won't work.
> Tomb Kings still not announced
>>124855061
Thank you
>tfw far away from my computer
Have fun playing age of charlemagne guys ;_;
>>124852778
>>124854431
>>124854823
When you guys fuck off
any specific release time for Charlemagne?
>>124856531
When the general splits into fantasy and history.
What time tomorrow EST will Charlemagne be released?
>>124854476
we already did it once thoughmy friend
>>124856824
Well then I would feel bad for history total war general. Why not split it between Mudslimes, Internet crusaders and people that don't give a shit about that noise and just want to talk about the games.
>>124855005
>DEI
>supply system
Yeah....uhh...you..
>>124857001
what mod is that lad?
>>124858798
the whole falling asleep during a post reply thing is easily the silliest twg meme.
>>124858826
Stainless Steel laddie
Shed the blood of Saxon men or remove kebab first tomorrow?
>>124857001
No you didn't. That is just more dirty German propaganda to make themselves seem better than they really are.
>>124859453
removing kebab is always the number 1 prority
>>124857114When WH is out the faction x faction autism will begin, like when /gsg/ had entire threads where people discussed Kaiserreich meme ideologies
Just pre-bought Charlemagne since it comes out tommorow
Im very knowledgeable about the R2 setting and I know some stuff about attila , but I know fuck all about the "Charlemagne" peroid, what's it about? Early medieval 3?
Pic unrelated
HAH!! The last Horsefucker stable has been cleared out by fire and steel!
>>124860257
>clumping all your stacks together
disgusting
>>124860257
How do you keep from getting extremely bored? I usually can't be assed to meet most of the victory conditions let alone paint the map like that.
I DID IT! I'VE DONE IT! HORSEFUCKERS ARE LEAVING!
Rip China and India your sacrifice will be remembered
/twg/ I've been playing this fucking game since I was a kid and I've never ever eradicated the Mongols in a campaign. I feel so fucking good right now.
No more fighting cowards who use the parthian shot. now it's back to true civilised style armies
Rome is safe
>>124852903
>>124854551
>>124860637
oh shit an event picture popped up after some lagg. Goodbye Mongol fucking shits!
Run back, back to China
>>124860394
it was their final city. I wanted a huge siege
>>124860620
this is the first time I'm map painting like this. I've played this campaign for overa year so I've taken breaks and played here and there. I also set mini goals like
>conquer Brittain
>remaking the WRE borders
>Retaking the ERE borders
>removing Islam
>Removing Horsefukers now
etc. it's been a really fun campaign
>>124858798
What's the DeI supply system like? I stopped browsing /twg/ because of warhammerfaggotry and came back for Charlememe
>>124859923
>Early medieval 3
More or less, Charlemagne and his predecessors' conquests laid the foundation for Medieval Europe. The Slavs and Muslims are also expanding but you'll only really see the periphery of that.
>>124861749
So why haven't you joined the military anon?
>>124859923
Charlemagne was the OG bad mother fucker as far as modern europe goes. He fucked up all manner of folk and most of all shed the blood of the saxon men.
>>124847954
1. I know nothing about Warhammer but will probably check it on sale 75% off that is
2. I'll wait for its major patches and DLC's and a sale
>>124848767
You know?
>>124849613
Should have pushed to Constantinople after that victory.
>>124848767
You mean the Bloody Verdict of Verden?
>>124861891
I already have anon for free training and contacts for the coming war.
>>124862508
>EUSSR
>>124863708
>Godless
>No freedom for countries in it.
>Refuse to allow countries to control their borders,their own laws and their own currencies.
>No views but the unelected officials own mandates
It's the EUSSR.
Gonna start a new Imperial Destroyer game. What faction do I play? pls no injuns
Recommended mods for Attila?
Charlemagne release when
>>124867063
2pm gmt
>>124865363
>Imperial Destroyer
Did you perhaps mean Imperial Splendour?
If so then you should play as Poland or Spain.
>>124868097
No I mean Imperial Destroyer it's the darthmod knock off with the diplomacy sub mod.
Grimgor > Attila
>>124869520
Justinian > Karl Franz
>>124869520
Shit >>>>>>>> Warhammer
>>124868560
Huh, I hadn't heard of that. Looks pretty good though. Post your campaign.
>>124867235
>2pm gmt
That means 2 pm in britain right?
>>124871129
Yep, 10 hours
>>124847164
>random women holding babbys on the battlefield
Kek renaissance artists gave no fucks
>>124872564
>what is symoblism?
>>124873069
gay shit for pussywhipped keks
>>124873069
What's the symbology here?
>These changes have had a big cumulative effect on the balance of the campaign. With less razing by AI factions, more regions are owned and contested over the course of a campaign, and less razing also means less migration and public order problems so the Roman Empires survive for longer, though their lands are still fought over. The Roman Empires are further strengthened by the changes to their unit recruitment times.
>In the East the reduction of the money the Sassanids are getting from their puppets, the reduction in the income of non-playable factions (which means a double hit in the money the Sassanids are making), and the introduction of the White Huns means the balance is completely different now. Faced with a threat from the East, a strong Eastern Roman Empire to the West, and with less cash, the Sassanids are no longer the completely dominant force they were.
That took long enough
>>124873693
Her tits symbolize dat sweet fertility, her pussy a stunning metaphor for the ravaged farmlands, her patient face obediently waiting for the victorious cum to flow. All together, they really capture the essense of the battlefield
>>124873693
The woman is Europe and the child is the future. The battle is known as the point where the fate of Europe was decided, it is why the woman in the center of the battle. Between the lines, With the christian armies advancing and the Muslims retreating.
>>124873997
What about the other women on in the Muslim side of the painting?
____ are my greatest allies in Total War
>>124877680
The Milanesebecause I AM THE MILANESE
>>124873997
That's some deep shit bro.
>>124878851
It's really not. It's pretty surface level and on-the-nose t. bh f@m
>>124878437
would you let her fart in your face
>>124879150
Only if it was an accident
>>124879603
What if it was an "accident" as you were leaning over near her ass
>>124849613
I bullshitted my way through a report about this battle in the 7th grade. Did Imiss out?
>>124879759
I was thinking more while her ass was on my face to be honest family
>>124878437
Fuck off, you are always backstabbing me
>>124851823
Too much ideology, ideology is a cancer
>>124854551
I've always thought Central Asia is beautiful, the starkness, vast and empty shows the breadth of God's creation
>>124850519
Turkish warfare general killed it
>>124854710
BUILT FOR MARRIAGE
>>124880272
>it will never happen
>>124854710
>this is a 10/10 in New Bongistan
>>124880471
my gott
>>124850519
>worse than /gsg/?
This isn't possible, and I say this as someone who's probably been on /gsg/ just as much if not more than /twg/.
>>124881827
You weren't here earlier, clearly.
t. /gsg/
>>124881972
I was though.
t. Shen
t. Aruba
t. Kojak
t. Wiz
t. Johan
t. Podcat
t. fuckparadox
t. Rob
t. /his/
t. /int/
t. /pol/
t. /lit/
>>124882123
t. bh
>>124882284
t. thman
>>124881972
You weren't on /gsg/ a few minutes ago, clearly.
t. wg
>>124882481
to be honest family at least that was funny
>>124882545
>that
>funny
t. bobo
>>124882732
>tfw bobo won't tell me why /gsg/ always mentions him
what steamgruppe shenanigans was he in
>>124882732
t. knobomunch
>>124860257
>dat german compensation
>>124847954
How's about not being a corporate kek?
>>124884387
It's too late for this general. You should have split it when you had the chance.
The Age of Charlemagne faction leaders look nice
Which Charlemagne faction will you be playing eight hours from now?
>>124885335
Asturias, gonna remover kekbab and then retake what the worthy opponent Franks stole from us.
>>124885335
Charlemagne or Cordoba, haven't quite decided yet.
>>124885335
>>124885596
>Cordoba
The perfect faction for mudslimes and kekolds
>>124885335
Probably Avars or however the hell you spell it, those armored, spear-equipped archers of theirs look cheaty as balls.
>>124885817
I actually haven't played a Muslim faction in any TW or even gsg before, figured I might as well give it a try.
>>124885335
Are Jutes and Danes separate factions in Charlemagne?
>>124886281
No Jutes.
There's Danes though, they are very infantry focused
Faction traits:
Immune to seasickness
Immune to high-seas attrition
Income: +75% from sacking, looting and raiding
The other seven factions are Charlemagne, Lombards, Cordoba, Merica, Asturias, Avars and Westphalia.
I. AM. THE EMPEROR.
BOW TO ME
>>124886629
>merica
>>124887663
check out this high tier merica unit
>>124887549
YOU ARE NOT MEIN KAISER
How does napoleon combat feel vs fall of the samurai. Is it noticeably worse or could I learn to tolerate it ?
>>124887846
YALLAH, MY SULTAN WISHES YOU DEAD
>>124869693
Karl who?
>>124847164
are muslims black?
>>124888387
Karl France, king of France in Total Warhammer
>>124847164
I want to reinstall Third Age TW, does DAC still do the thing where you need to wait forever to start recruiting decent units? Made Isengard a real pain to play before
>>124877680
syracusans, my greek homeboys are always there for me whem I feel lonely against the world.
>>124888563
They're moorish just like Charles Martel and Mozart.
>>124888579
oh wrong general senpai, let me help you
>>>/vtg/
>>124888781
>>124888563
>>124889069
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>>124889069
Goddamn I love this shit, delusional niggers are a source of infinite entertainment.
>>124889069
Half of those images don't even look like black people, is that really the best they could do?
>>124889212
>>124889241
Sometimes im traveling to /pol/ for bait pics like this. I fucking love those
>>124855175
>Wanting untermensch undead when you can have glorious master race undead
>>124889396
>flesh bags
>master race
Nice skin faggot
>>124855175
I can't wait for Tomb Keks to be in the game so I can kek their shit up with some proper Chaos stomping
>>124889367
>The ancient Celts and Vikings were Black people.
>The Celts were originally Black people. Ephorus (c. 405BC) claimed that the Celts were Blacks or Ethiopians(1)The Celts continued to be recognized as Blacks by Tacitus, who wrote about the Black Celts and Picts in 80 AD .(2)
>The Celts on the mainland of Europe were called Iberians or Silures.(3)though the original Celts were Black, overtime their name was stolen by Europeans. Father O’Growney has discussed the history of the Celts. He makes it clear that the original Celts were the Iberians.(4)
>The Iberians were probably conquered by the Ligurians.(5) It is suggested that the Ligurians may be represented by the modern Basque of Spain.(6) The Ligurians took the name Celt.
>The Ligurians/Celts were conquered by the Gaulish speaking people. The Gauls conqered the Ligurians and pushed them into Spain. It was these Gauls who imposed their language on the Iberian and Ligurian Celts .
>The Gauls were Belgians according to Father O’Growney. The Irish and Welsh are descendants of these Gauls.(7) These Gauls spoke Gaulish or Gaelic.(8)
>The Germans conquered the Gaulish-Celts, and Gaulish disappeared around 4th Century AD.
>All of the Black Celts in Britain were not erased by the Gauls.
- See more at: http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/#sthash.IxGQfqz0.dpuf
He's a doctor so he must be right.
>>124889537
That's how I feel about elves
I want them to be in the game just so I can wipe them off the fucking map
>>124859453
I'll go with >>124859669
Saxons blood must be shed eventually, but removing kebap always has the highest priority!
this is my personal favourite. Pretty much /twg/ banters tier
>>124889954
fucking lmao
>>124889954
>friendly eminder that if you are irish or scot you are black
http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/sesostris-the-great-the-egyptian-hercules/the-description-of-the-negro-and-brown-skin-people-of-scotland-16th-century-by-truth-hitman/
>>124890081
Does this mean I can say nigger in public now
>>124885335
I will be playing merciawhen my pc parts arrive and I put it together
>>124890347
Wuz
>>124890548
KAAAAANGS
>>124890548
KONGS
>>124890548
EMPERORS
>>124890548
TRI-AHH-RII-AYY
>>124889537
No proper Chaos stomping until Daemons are in game.
>>124889892
Of course elves have to die too, I'm gonna raze the complete map with Chaossince I'm a preordering faggot
>>124891530
anime can fuck off
>>124891530
I just need blood for the blood goda few weeks/months after release since afaik CA aren't releasing Blood&Gore earlier
>>124889367
/pol/ is generally on top of this shit so you can always find something fresh
>>124891814
>Blood&Gore as DLC
>In a Warhams game
That really is the single gayest thing ever.
>>124891875
>Vidya Game based on a toy game for kids
>WAAAH< WHY IS THERE NO GORE
>>124891957
This is bait.
>>124891875
>We want the 13 years old audience
I understand blood&gore as a dlc but it should be 0,50€/$ or less
>>124889517
Tombkeks are pretty cool and all, but it's going to take years before they are in the game. Their lands are not even on the campaign map.
>>124891957
Get fisted by SlaaneshI actually don't care about your bait, I just want an excuse to post the pic
>>124891814
Why is Khorne the most boring Chaos God? He's just a generic Diablo.
>>124892153
>Their lands are not even on the campaign map.
Please try to stay informed before you make statements.
The two planned expansions for the game will both expand the campaign map and make it larger.
I like to play Hearthstone while playing TW games
>>124892297
Yeah, and first will expand to the west for elves and lizards and the second to the east for ogres, demons and chaos dwarves.
Tombfags will be a separate DLC.
>>124892016
>>We want the 13 years old audience
I really can't believe that age ratings meaningfully impacts sales of this kind of game at all.
I mean when I was 10 years old me and everyone in my class would pirate Quake 3 onto the school computers and play it every lunch break and no one cared, not the teachers, not our parents, nobody.
It's just Sega going "Well if we separate it from the game, charge 3 bucks and 10% of the players buy it then we've made a nice little extra profit"
Pure cynical cash-grabbing.
>>124892380
>>124892489
Your parents not caring about you doesn't mean everyone's parents are like that.
SEGA is not out to have the game pirated on as many school computers as possible, they want to sell it to people.
>>124892016
>We want the 13 years old audience
That's funny because GW doing exactly that is what killed Warhammer Fantasy.
Because 13y olds will buy tiny unpainted knight figures for 30$.
>>124892170
>Slaanesh
No demonic whores army until like 2018. Fuck.
