Last time on /ss13g/
>Xenoarch makes me want to off myself but I keep coming back to it like an abused spouse
>I play SS13 as an outlet for extreme autogynephilia.
>vgstation confirmed to have the worst admins
>Quartermaster witnesses death of co-worker and then denies their order. He's doing his job. Are you?
>NanoUI goes rogue but fast acting coders kill it before it becomes sentient
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
first for husbandos
>>124121785
2hotdogs is a testament to how awful the American education system is.
Also first for boipussy
>one of the AIs is called Little Bro
>trying to /ss/ with the AI is probably grounds for brigging
>>124123475
Who is your favorite husbando?
Do not sexualize the AI.
Degenerates.
If you've got spare time, there's Chemistry system reworks to test on the Test Server. The goal is to make sure everything works as it should
If you don't test it and it is shoved through in a few days and breaks something, you literally have no reason to complain
>>124121590
Anon listen. Fun antag gimmicks don't come with robustness they come with good ideas, determination, and low pop rounds.
Hell even simple antag idea's are fun for the whole crew. For example as a nuke ops dress in a suit and make the captain give you the disk because you tell him your a Space Station Insurance salesman who can insure his station but all he needs to do is give you the disk to power the teleporter back to his homeworld.
or as a wizzyman rally the whole station around you and get them to murder all the heads who want you dead.
You can also make wizard juggernauts become bouncers of the bar or make all your nuke ops agents dress as animals and run around telling everyone that your the furries interpreter because they dont like to break character.
Theres ALOT of fun antag ideas that don't come with robustness anon. You just gotta have determination to do it round, after round if it doesn't work and valid hunting shit bags ruin your gimmick.
post your deepest, darkest secrets, spessmeni only ready up to fart on people in transit
>>124123991
What's to be expected with this "Chemistry rework"?
Is it Goofchem all over again?I liked the push and pull "chems"
>>124123905
ss13 in a nutshell
>>124123830
shiggypig
>>124123991
>if coders don't test their code and it breaks the game you have no right to complain
>>124124160
It's literally 100 % technical, which is why I just said "make sure everything works as it should"
A ton of code was formatted so that Chemistry-Reagents.dm is less shit. If this works, we can hopefully unfuck the rest of Chemistry soon, or at least modify a bunch of things
>hundreds of bees suddenly moved into a crate in my lawn
>/an/ telling me to call animal control ASAP
>remember my only sec officer shift, where me and 3 other people were responding to kudzu in botany and got bolted in and minced alive by bees
Mild Concern
>>124124283
C'mon Probe, you should know that coder self-testing is nowhere near as rigorous as player testing.
People will ALWAYS find a way to break EVERYTHING.
That said though, too many people are making PRs without even 5 minutes of testing into them.
>>124123830
sergay and riley are super qts togethertogether ;_;
>>124124659
It's still my fault when I fuck up. Please don't demonize the players for mistakes they didn't make. It just causes animosity.You know I'm going to test it myself.
>>124124915
Nigger what the ANON was talking about is why game devs release games as beta's to the general public. Not only does it test server issues but also bugs that can be fixed. Players arn't making mistakes they are breaking the game and that needs to be fixed before the final product.
taking art requests for ms paint shit
no waifushit or characters, only funny shit
>>124125345
requesting a picture of Ian being Ian.
>>124125345
Rage cage.
Paramedic removed when?
>>124125345
requesting a picture of a clown flying the emergency shuttle while everything is on fire and everyone is affected by the clown virus
>>124124462
They look so cute
Call a beekeeper, animal control might just kill them while a beekeeper wants them alive for $$$
>>124125345
Engineers with the singularity containment field set up at the boxing ring, having a boxing match inside.
http://pastebin.com/tfGLZ5GF
Daily reminder 2hotdogs is crazy.
>>124125345
A bunch of engineers around a breakdancing mommi complete with the cardboard floor and boombox
>>124126214
Was gonna do rage cage but I like this one better
>>124126265
don't forget the clown dressed as a cardborg doing the robot.
>>124126214
>there will never be a better MoMMI then Wiggle-Bot
>>124126371
Cardborgs belong to cargonia. This overvaluing of clowns is an unupdated meme.
New clowns don't understand that they should do more than graytide or nigger jokes.
As an idea to create long rounds that aren't just extended or all taitors dead in a few minutes, what about somehting akin to Autotator but called Sleepers? After a certain time, crew members can randomly receive a 'spam' message on their PDA, which they can read as being traitor info, making them a traitor?
>>124126886
ALREADY A RANDOM EVENT
NEXT
>>124126886
but that's
literally autotator
>>124126886
I got some spam PDA messages once and had no idea what it was, thought it was admins fucking with me
What are you supposed to do with it?
>>124126074
Reminder that senaat is only looking for something to laugh at and is a surface level peanut gallery and nothing more.
friendly reminder that senaat has nothing to say or add beyond laughing at the coat tails of others.
>>124127064
race to the nearest pda terminal and purchase the spam filter, or destroy telecomms, either way.
>>124127153
That's pretty drastic considering spam is a minor annoyance at most
>>124127006
Autotator starts with tators, that's the only difference.
>>124126939
It is?
>>124127153
What's the shit about traitors then
>>124126886
We don't have tators alone, we have autotators. Tators can go along with lings.
For near extended we have xenos anyways.
>>124127064
Get angry. Clowns and mimes can also spam.
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/metaclub/
My Box update was merged so now it's time for Metaclub.
If you have anything you'd like to see addressed about Metaclub, please post iton Githuband I will try to improve it.
Please be as precise as possible. It is difficult to "Redo everything cuz it sux".
>>124127471
Switch escape and engineering
>>124127471
Replace SME with RUST
>>124127630
>>124127471
When are we going to try spitting the maps into 1 zlevel per file? Last time I tried I got fucked over by taxi's combined miner shuttle and deep space which refused to load for some reason.
The potential for zlevel swapouts is right there, randomise those fuckers up, introduce new ones on a whim etc. etc.
>>124127471
Probe, what's the purpose of to_chat? It just takes what you put in and outputs it. Isn't it redundant?
>>124127692
move the bridge upwards and slot the AI core in there, an AI satellite is pretty silly
Has anyone heard of this new "super maint" idea? I for one think it's pretty ingenious.
After all, what maintains maint? That's where super maint comes in. It would be a z-level situated "below" the normal station (Think hyperia) and only accessible from certain hatches in normal maint. And it's like maint but so much maintier: dark, inaccessible and dangerous. Hidden catches scattered around. Lost mechanical rooms. Secret passages. And we could even keep the current maint we have on the normal Z-level.
Vaults used for dangerous, illicit science experiments. Even the occasional xenos. It could even be procedurally generated easily, since it wouldn't intersect with departments. What's not to like about super maint?
So what do you think about the next generation of maint?
>>124127816
Probe doesn't know he barely codes at all, he does low level stuff and mapping
Get on the IRC and ask PJB, the guy who actually implemented it, or read about it in the github PR here
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6625
Basically it does nothing on its own that << couldn't do, but it allows you to do other things to all text in the future by filtering all chat through one proc
>>124127949
Why is it a silly idea? I think it's a sweet change.
>>124127976
>>124127976
Onstation Z-levels make xray/thermals worthless
>>124107658
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5949
Well it turns out friend probe thinks your complaints are stupid and he doesn't care.
>>124127949
We already have Box Station.
>>124127816
What the other guy said. I did understand why it was being implemented and thought it was a good idea even if I couldn't have coded it myself.
>>124127728
When you code it and figure out what went wrong.
>another guy gets banned for defending his host as borer
What a surprise guys, it's almost as if this rule makes zero sense and people naturally assume it doesn't exist because it's not even written down
>>124127672
I'd need PJBs help figuring out what is needed and what isn't. This is something I've suggested myself and I'd like it a lot. One of the R-USTs big problems is assembling it. I think if the SME had to be assembled from scratch it wouldn't be built very often, like the R-UST now.
An absolute delight yes
>>124128337
Think of borers like borgs, except literally everyone is human. They can only ever help, never harm.
Eat shit, diona.
>500 people are banned
THE ADMINS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
THE USERBASE IS ALWAYS WRONG
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREAK THE RULES
>>124128337
check the ban logs you tard
>>124128597
Imagine having 500 people online right now.
460 assistants or so.
>Just spent 2 hours of my life showing a rookie basic and advanced engineering shit
>Was even a lings objective
>>124128597
>The playerbase coming from 4chan to a 4chan server is shit
Did you expect any different? Retard.
>>124128337
>buh buh someone else did something wrong yesterday so obviously i can be a dick today.
>>124128421
I have an away mission of a fully assembled rust, what I don't have is a fucking clue how to actually get that fucker rev'd up.
I spent an hour last time blasting it with gyros and fuel and it did fuck all, literally nothing.
Point being, building it is merely a matter of time, running it is a whole different ballgame.
>>124128597
>NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREAK THE RULES
why would you want it any other way
>>124128597
>Ignoring the high likelyhood of many of those being people who just came on once to grief
>Ignoring the multikeying many of the worst offenders tried to do
>>124128792
Because he's a shitter, duh.
>>124128534
You don't need to make any sort of mental gymnastics.
Borers have ONE fucking rule.
1) Don't kill your host.
That's it.
If you leave your host and attach yourself to someone else, THEY ARE YOUR HOST NOW.
>>124128703
My first round I ever played I walked out of an airlock and into space. I was confused.
your rules are shit because your perception of reality is shit
>>124128421
1. The four computers
2. Some rad collectors in case they decide to choose the rad collector route
3. A TEG in case they decide to go that route
4. At least four gyrotrons
5. A fuel injector which has an adjacent wall with a fuel assembly
6. A fuel compressor and some free compressed matter cartridges
7. Piping for gases in and out
That should do. They can do all the multitooling/linking up on their own as part of usual setup, don't want it to be TOO easy, right?
>>124127471
How about we take Metaclub and make it more linear. Theres a reason why people like box it's because it's friendly to both new and advanced players. New players won't get confused exploring and old players can still find new things on the station and to be honest it never gets old. Metaclub suffers because look at that layout. It's fucking confusing. In box no matter what path you take you'll end up at a department and memorize it.TL:DR is there anyway to make it linear like box but not too linear that it's 1 hallway
>>124128249
Ban probe he pulls this shit and then has the gall to plasmaflood about it
>Super Saiyan isn't banned yet
Where are these terrible admins when we need them?
>>124128337
>what do you mean i'm not allowed to kill my host
>stop grudging me
>>124128920
fuck off zweiwurst
Whoever gave me that tour, pretty fucking good round for learning a job. Good times were had.
>>124128920
dude
what
>>124128115
You can just map on z-level's to another and have a thermal indicator bleed through
>>124129024
Does that guy do anything but attack people at random
>>124128893
My first round ever I did the same but I knew what I was doing.
>>124129028
Go on, make me proud, one day you may even set up the SME all alone.
>>124129060
>>124129025
Your rules are reflections and echos of how you want your perfect reality to be and how you see that world is shitty and I disagree with it ergo your rules a shit.
>>124128943
>can't have any map except box, gotta pander to new players!
Will you shut the fuck up.
It shouldn't take anyone more than ten or so shifts until they're familiar with the layout of a station, and I'm not seeing at all how Meta is supposed to be complex besides escape being south.
>>124128249
git gud.
>>124128943
That falls under "Redo the whole map" which is too much. Sorry. If there is a particular area that flows badly I can work with that but I'm not redesigning everything.
>>124128932
>4. At least four gyrotrons
This is the part I really need advice on. Well first I need to ask the players and see if this is what they want, but second I need advice on what's enough and what's too much.
>>124129063
Do you really think it's that simple? Because it would have to be generated completely at random every single round, and it would be awkward as shit to implement.
Idea guys ought to keep their ideas to themselves unless they can do their own coding.
>>124129205
fuck off zweiwurst
>>124129239
Super maint isn't my idea (I wish I was smart enough to think that up).
It's the talk of the town, really
>>124129362
>It's the talk of the town
I don't think you know what that phrase means
>>124129220
>ventcrawling constantly pops you out of corner vents due to moving fast as fuck + BYOND lag
>"git gud"
k
i always knew you were a memester but I expected you to understand
>>124129291
that doesn't do anything to me. that's like saying hello to me.
fuck off "anonymous"
>>124128337
I don't even see what's confusing about this. Degrees of separation. If your host is killing people and you're healing him then you aren't killing people. This shouldn't be confusing. If you kill your host then you directly killed someone. You can't kill people as non-antag unless your host is an antag. Doesn't matter where your loyalties lie. You don't become antag because you choose to side with them. And helping an antag isn't a administrative problem. It's supposed to be handled in character. If sec sees you arm a wizard then they're probably going to detain/execute you without getting bwoinked. If you're healing someone who is killing the crew then sec is probably going to stomp on you when you crawl out of your host. But you can't crawl up sec's leg after your antag host died and overdose them on hyperzine. You don't carry on his antag legacy. Just let it go and move on. You aren't this stupid. You got caught up in the moment and fucked up. Eat the ban.
>>124129213
>ten rounds
>new players
Really? Because most new players are put off by meta's design. Also 10 rounds can span to 10 hours or fucking 20 hours. I learned all of box on my first shift but I still have trouble memorizing meta.
When you first walk into the station you know you need to go to the left. Towards the left is the bridge, sec officers, Medbay, Bar, R&D, Botany, Kitchen, and the library.
On meta when you go to the left you don't encounter any important area except the bridge and MAYBE sec. Everything is at the bottom of the station.
>>124129478
The only time it happens to me is when I'm going too damn fast near the exit, and I ventcrawl pretty often.
There is nothing stopping you from slowing down near the exit.
>>124129129
He wraps them up too and then just leaves them
>>124129587
>When you first walk into the station you know you need to go to the left. Towards the left is the bridge, sec officers, Medbay, Bar, R&D, Botany, Kitchen, and the library.
What fucking waccy tobaccy are you on
To the left is ARRIVALS
>>124129496
>>124128337
>fucking alien that can control host
>somehow not an antag
Nigga what? Thats like saying xeno's arn't antags because t-they just need to eat!
>>124129669
So he's a serial wrapist?
>>124129587
>he can't memorise meta's layout
>>124129726
>>fucking alien that can control host
It can't.
>>124129726
Borers can't control people and are more of moving pAIs
Xenos don't eat humans, they are supposed to infest animals with facehuggers.
>>124129726
Gentlemen, we have a legitimate, confirmed retard here.
>>124129362
>I wish I was smart enough to think that ut.
>>124129726
borers can't control their host
borers can't kill their host
borers are not allowed to od their host
borers are not antag
>>124129725
I mean right. I'm tired and slightly buzzed.
Also >whaccy tobaccy
I have no reason but that slayed me
Make plastic flaps in front of metabay airtight y/n?
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6002
>>124129912
>>124129991
Well how the fuck did he, "kill a sec officer as a borer to protect his host"
>>124130221
he left his host and went into the sec officer (who then became his new host) and od'd him
>>124130217
Listen probe you seem like a very talented mapper so I beg of you please, PLEASEmake dick station a reality
>>124130217
only if you also did it on box, otherwise fuck em.
Remember to help out with https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6789
We need mappers to do:
Small huts, buildings, or areas that could be discovered and randomly placed through the map differently each time. Should be an easy one, realistically, just submit a hut and get credited. Lore/story appreciated but not necessary at all.
Spriters: we need a few spriters.
Coders: more the merrier. Need specifically tg's wonderful winter coats to be ported to our codebase.
Can't sprite code or map? Give your input or ideas in to the discussion or reply to this post. Together we can do it!
SNOW MAP WHEN?when you help make it!
>>124130459
The alternative is to just redo the design for mules. The problem here is it doesn't have that windoor like Box does, so gas can just leak in.
>>124129594
>There is nothing stopping you from slowing down near the exit.
There was nothing stopping you from snipping 4 wires to upgrade cameras and yet you had that changed for the second time because it was shit.
The bottom line here is that it was shit and IT COULD BE IMPROVED. Why are you, of all people, so against that?
>>124130361
we need phallus station
>>124130951
Because it only happens to me when I'm going too fast and I hold myself accountable for it, and I vent crawl pretty often and it rarely happens to me.
If it was a smaller request than "redesign every single pipe to have a bend before it" or it was something that also happened to me then I would be more receptive.
What I haven't said is no one else can touch the map!! You are quite welcome to do this. I personally do not want to invest the time.
>>124130459
Anon I'm one of the more inexperienced mappers and I'm asking the thread for meatclub feedback. Idon't really careabout dickstation and it'd be a lotta work to do.
DICKSTATION WHEN
>>124131267
>>124130361
>>124131576
This needs a rework
>>124131450
Probe confirmed for a no fun allowed shit. Just like the admins.
>>124131576
>>124131776
>>124130846
I tried to make an underwater themed gateway thing. It had water surrounding it, everything you need in a station and the outside hadN2O to act as water flooding in if windows brokethere was a bunch of pirates there too. It was pretty good but I couldn't get the fucking gateway TP to work for the life of me.
>>124131450
>If it was a smaller request than "redesign every single pipe to have a bend before it"
Who the fuck said that?
HOW 2 FIX
>add "toggle auto-ventcrawl-exit" verb
>when "auto-ventcrawl-exit" is off, you can only eject from pipes by alt-clicking the vent you want to exit from
Was That So Hard
Deathsquad given adrenal implants that allow them to recover from stuns when?
Deathsquad given cybernetic limbs that make them have 25 brute punches and have unbreakable grab holds when?
Deathsquad given 100% disarm rate when?
Deathsquad able to rip open unbolted airlocks when?
Deathsquad able to cut door bolts with eswords when?
Deathsquad being more than just repainted SWAT when?
>>124130860
Use airtight flaps dummy
The windoor is there for security after the mechanic steals the flaps
>>124132264
That isn't mapping though. That's coding. Ask clusterfack to code that.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5949
The issue that this discussion is coming from was to redesign the maps to accomodate it. If you want that then post it in the issue as an alternative suggestion. I have no problem with it (or re-designing the maps but I'm not willing to do it myself)
>>124132106
I'm making one which is a narnia joke, would fit right in inside a cabin.
to get the gateway working, first remember to make sure the map is also being compiled along with the station, you will also want to modify the list inside the awaymission folder to include a direct reference to the dmm, make sure it is uncommented.
Then when the serb boots, VV the gateways center and change wait to 1 or something like that so it works instantly.
Alternatively just use the jump command and teleport there.
Fun fact, most if not all your genetic abilities won't work on that zlevel, try out superjump for example. One of those sanity checks is ironically insane.
Also ensure there is a gateway on the other side using the centeraway piece or whatever it's labeled, not the station one.
I asked for months how to get away missions working, not a single person told me, fuck the lot of you.
>>124132371
It would be the only location on any map that uses airtight plastic flaps for deliveries. Airtight plastic flaps are solely used for blocking air.
I just redid the design so it matched Box's delivery point. Easy peasy lemon squeezy
>>124132362
If Deathsquad is given that, the Syndicate commandos should be turned into something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otFW-xb9J1U
since they are supposed to be on par with each other.
6 post-human cyber badasses vs 2 demonic mercenaries who are brutally efficient
Holy fuck the idea gives me a boner.
>>124132805
>GRAPPLE HOOK NOOSE
Holy fuck is that was some good shit, is it worth a watch?
>>124132805
First we'd need syndicate commandos to actually show up, at least people remember the death squad is a thing.
>>124133412
It's hilarious if you like hammy dialogue and extreme violence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um5saRgpWAU
>observer chat is just a pair of retards having a dick measuring contest
>>124133542
I think they are broken.
Admins push the button and they never spawn.
>>124133668
>ooc in ooc
B A N E H E
>>124132497
>someone complains about ventcrawling
>"git gud"
>suggest a fix for the ventcrawling annoyance
>"oh but that's not mapping"
neither is gitting gud
:^)
>>124133931B A N E ?HE
>>124133580
I like both so I'll be sure to check it out later.
>>124126214
best I could do
I didn't wanna spend too much time on it
Hope you like it anon
>>124134196
>Shiggy tier memes.
At least post something fresher than that.
I'll start with a classic spurdo. Now, you try.
It's a fucking ling round. You'll find my body near library maint. I have no clue who did it because I was away. Fuck you ling fuck you.
>>124134191
That's what I'm saying man. I'm all for your fix. It's not something I am focusing on, and I'm not going to redesign like 200 damn vents/scrubbers to accommodate what I don't see as a pressing issue. You code it and I'll give you :+1:
>>124134518
This is good shit.
>>124134595
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
ooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>124134595
>>124134705
please anon, we both know it's actually aMemeround.
>>124134518
that mommi has too many dang legs
Make it spess
>>124134969
no u
>>124134518
9/10
My only complaint is the amount of limbs.
If thats merely a trick of the eye from it moving so fast, I demand special effect lines to indicate it as such.
Otherwise good job!
>>124134906
>>124135065
ok is this better
>>124118854
>See Yahir getting harassed
>spout "ayyy lmao"
>"could you not."
>>124135128
byoutiful
>>124135312
>tfw I actually say ayy lmao irl
baka desu senpai
>>124135128
The camera doesn't have enough legs.
What if cameras pointed to the tile where the AI eye existed?
>>124125768
I don't know any beekeepers
The bees don't know any, either
>>124135372
FUCK YOU IS IT GOOD NOW?
>>124135312
I've seen people go "ayyy" at me when I'm a grey, but they leave out the lmao.
If it's just ayyy and no lmao it's legit
>>124135619
Airlock sensor man. It's missing legs. Damn son, do you even play the game?
>>124135619
Malf upgrade to make cameras turn into crawling nikita missiles w h e n
>>124135352
>tumblr
>youtube celebs
Kill yourself out of /ss13g/ kudasai
>>124135312
>see yahir dead on the floor
>"AYY"
>drag him to medbayHe got angry afterwards because he lost his body in a fair fight.
>>124135875
>implying I didn't get that pic from google image search
>sekrit club mentality
ay yo nigga grow a few years, eh?
>>124135875
Jontron is my idol, I'll always live by his wisdom.
>>124135702
Okay this joke has gone too far
I've put legs on everything, now please just let me be
Anyone got any stories from that riot defficiency round last night? I was the IAA and I was high as fuck, don't remember too much except the first 30min of the round was crazy then everything suddenly went quiet and boring after all the greytide was arrested/killed.
>>124136245
You did well.
>>124136280
I built a public-use chem dispenser/chemmaster and printed out a dozen beakers and just left them sitting there. That's probably where the clown got all that lube.
that's about all I got
>>124136245
>No legs on the E
baka desu senpai
>>124136427
>public-use chem dispenser
>>124137127
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!
>hobo with a shotgun is just an average round for an assistant
Where can I find a list of all the tracks in the jukebox?
>>124136245
I love you new mspaint anon. Never stop./r/ing the station becoming a star and on the foreground the clown has sun glasses and a "i dont give a fuck" look on
>>124137472
>tfw you set someone free from spess
The best feeling.
>>124138595
>tfw you want to play spess but your IRL friends are all over you, wanting to do things with you
Awful feeling, I just want be a spessman for a bit!
>>124139025
>no Gay Sex with HATS ON
son...
>>124136280
That round was chaos, I was the captain and arrived when everyone started to riot.
By the end of it, Security was largely dead or in revolution and I was too rushed to write effective laws into the AI. Station got blown up in some parts and the only engineers were all dead from the rioting.
Once sec died and stopped responding on comms, I called the shuttle.
>>124139120
>tfw your friends play ss13 with you
>and we shit the server together as well
>warden
>do things
>revolver ocelots
>lings
>suddenly there is doubt that the HoS is the real HoS
>lots of evidence both sides
>mfw seriously considering killing the HoS because he may be a ling
>he wasnt
>if the lag didn't stop me, I may have gotten B&
that was literally one of the worst HoS security teams ive ever encountered.
>>124139526
k skippers
>>124139483
Yeah man. That HoS was shifty as fuck. He was my target and I revived the one I thought was the real HoS to find out the truth.
>>124139483
Can't get bant for an antag successfully pulling off a framing job mate. But killing someone who doesn't explicitly display ling powers is pretty shitty.
>doing some autism pipes
>decide to turn off igniters
>igniters are on default signaller frequency
>pulse it
>bar explodes
Goddamnit science, don't use default frequencies for live bombs.
>>124139483
you wouldnt have gotten banned, there was more than enough proof that he was a ling. he was being susp as fuck and lying about getting cloned and trying to arrest and silence anyone who claimed he was a ling.
>>124139483
At one point someone else became the HoS, which made things confusing. I as the AI was confused as well.
>>124139526
They were slightly overzealous, but they stopped everything except one bomb.
>>124139607
Science was nigh all tators and were killed ages ago.
>>124139590
He wasn't the friendly type, but not shit.
>>124139664
He didn't lie about beng cloned, he was cloned, I as the AI can vouch for it.
>>124139025
TOP THIS, I DARE YOU!
>get arrested
>literally dindu nuffin
>placed in a cell for ten minutes despite no charges being given
>shot to death with a revolver after about two minutes
>>124139754
Fucking birds, alway 'dindu nuffin'
/co/ is shitting itself over the high intensity new SP
Ad race when?
Guess who has a really bad time right now.
>>124139747
>>124139739
calling for the arrest of somebody over an accusation (that was backed up with evidence) is pretty shitty
>>124139747
>>124139883
I was honestly standing in place asking the officer to stop shooting at us.
>>124139483
>may have gotten b&
I'm not an admin, but I'd like to think that a decent admin would understand that the best ling rounds involve a lot of trickery and that good lings can deceive an entire station.
>>124139992
Guys, there's something wrong
>>124139992
>>124139958
Honorable mention
>wanted to build a house
>build it up behind the library
>pretty cozy, having a good time
>thinking about getting the detectives TV for decoration and so I can nose on people when nothing is going on
>slip through the windows and out with the TV
>detective shows up
>run back to my house and fix everything up
>about to look for a microwave when a sec officer shows up and we talk about the TV
>about to give him the TV when hotshot rambo dougal mcman bursts in and starts tazing me
>arrested for 11 minutes because I also found insulated gloves and a coin I was going to buy a candy with from the gumball machines
>eventually let out by the security officer who stole my gloves after my time is about 3 minutes before its up
>ask the other vox to go watch my house for me
>check the detectives office
>tv unwrenched outside the door
>take it again out of spite
>look the detective in the eyes as I walk out with his TV a second time
>set it back up in my house and have a nice time talking with the other vox
>a third vox who came from the outpost shows up and we he brings us gifts
>Dougal comes in and tazes everyone in the room and starts arresting the second vox who did nothing but stand in a corner of the room
>try and wressle him back from dougal but wind up cuffed myself
>advise third vox to get the fuck off the station because security doesnt give a shit about due process and fairness when it applies to nonhumans
>in the middle of me being handcuffed in the interrigation room and them telling me "HURR DURR WE GON BREAK UR HOUSE R U MAD??" I slip out of the room and go where vox2 is being held
>security is killing him and hes bleeding out handcuffed on the ground
>they toss him on a stretcher and haul him out
>slip out with the stretcher and clone Vox2 myself because the HoS/Captain was incompetent
>he spergs out over handcuffs I didnt even have
>meet up with Vox3 and me and Vox2 escape to the outpost where we have a nice end to a shitty round
Jesus christ guys.
>>124140617
Vox uprising when?
Remove the oppressors.
>>124140427
>>124140491
AHHHHHHHHH
>>124140617
I wish I understood values as much as this.
>>124140929
whatcha mean anon?
>>124141176
The drawing. It's all the same color, but different tones. You can see where the eyes sink in, and where the beak and the face join, all without dumb borders. I wish I were capable of doing that in my drawings.
>>124135659
>not following the "ayy" with laughing and an ahelp to get your butt removed
>>124140929
There ain't values in there.
>>124141348
I wish I understood what values were.
>>124141317
its all about contouring and highlighting areas, anon
>Tfw play Grey.
>People "Ayy" at me.
>Complete the LMAO for them anyways.
>They usually think I'm a cool dude and not bother me anymore because I played into their joke and they feel acknowledged.
>Admins very rarely give me brain damage for saying lmao in character.
>even when they do, it's not like I can't quickly access the medication to fix the problem.
It's not that hard. Pretty sure Yahir is the only one that spergs out about it.
Nominating this for bess spess video 2015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4WI58j8Q8
>>124142363
I've noticed Greys stick together way more than humans, maybe Vox do this too but I can always count on a fellow Grey to help me out when I'm on my Grey character. It's almost as good as getting Asimov power.
Project Mind fixed fucking WHEN?
>>124142475
It's already fixed.
>>124142475
Most non-humans work that way, yeah. Greys less so than Vox, but more so than plasma men.
I remember the other day a Grey detective dicked me over. Felt betrayed, more so than usual. Screamed at him about being a race traitor in ACK speak.
Smug bastard, but he was only doing his job.
>>124142475
Humans don't work together.
Grey's will always be together and help out
Vox just steal everything in sight because their asshole bird jewsand skeletons used to look out for eachother playing the bone-phone on eachothers ribs whilst cracking shitty skeleton puns
>>124142867
>It's already fixed.
Not for me
>>124143171
I miss the bonephone and all the corny skeleton puns. They should really be re-added.
>>124135312
>not going "Ey" and doing finger guns every time you walk in a room
>>124143280
They are on a white list so technically you can still be one. You just need to be the father of pomf's many eggs to even get noticed.
>>124124462
Put on really really really thick clothing and move the crate somewhere more reasonable, like your BACK yard.
Leave them alone after doing so.
>>124143171
Skeleton solidarity was the best.
Yahir and Al are good guys but Sawbones was always there to bail my ass out of trouble or at least revive me.
>>124143232
He's lying. It's still broken.
It's fixed on the test server however. So that's something.
Some dumb shit happened last round. I'm a traitor and I tell the AI to play an emagged arcade machine for me, and tell him not to tell anyone. For those of you who don't know, anyone who loses at an emagged arcade machine is gibbed, including the AI.
The AI plays it until he gets to 1 HP then stops playing and calls a borg, then calls security to arrest me, despite being ordered not to do so. I was not harming any humans, still just sitting by the arcade machine.
I adminhelp and Nuklearcellphoneg responds after a bit. According to him, the AI was justified in not following the order, because:
>(Nuklearcellphoneg)-(Gianna Wilkinson): Law 1
>(Gianna Wilkinson)->(Nuklearcellphoneg): how was a human endangered?
>(Nuklearcellphoneg)->(Gianna Wilkinson): It being dead
>(Gianna Wilkinson)->(Nuklearcellphoneg): are you joking
>(Gianna Wilkinson)->(Nuklearcellphoneg): thats law 3
>(Gianna Wilkinson)->(Nuklearcellphoneg): not law 1
>(Nuklearcellphoneg)->(Gianna Wilkinson): If it's dead it can neither prevent nor not harm humans
Just to be sure, I checked and the AI was on asimov at this time. His only law change happened after all of this had transpired.
Here's the ban request thread for the AI: http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2203
Here are the relevant logs if anyone wants to look at them: http://pastebin.com/cTsKAYLp
>>124143752
Yeah. I loved Jones Bones he was funny as fuck. I remember as sec he kidnapped bob dylan and had him sing sweet nothings in his earI miss him
>>124141317
>>124141820
different anon here, do you have the beak on a separate layer?
now, mind you that I'm basing this off 3D work where because the beak and the face are different materials they're going to react to light differently and that means they need to have their properties assigned separately anyway. Dunno if this carries over into 2D.
The quick and shitty mockup here is how I'd do it, but I don't know proper technique.
>>124144394
nah i keep it all on one layer in sai, then when i draw the general outline, clean it up a bit with eraser tool, then i use the preserve opacity button over on the left side of sai to lock the outlined shit ive done and i just sort of color it like that
>>124144257
>admin allowing AI to just do whatever because POTENT HAMS
ayy lmao senpai desu
Lore-wise, how old is the station?
>>124144257
No anon, you're wrong.
I mean yes, as asimov stands naturally the AI would have to make the last move and get gibbed, however if you've read the wiki you'd know that what nuke there is saying is correct, it's a special loophole in asimov that prevents stupid shit like "borg law 2 kill yourself" from happening
>>124144629
Why is he allowed to call security after being ordered not to, then?
>>124144509
that explains a lot actually. I was having issues when I tried getting the 'hair' down because of opacity issues where it overlapped with the head.
>>124144684
oh that is just straight up shittycon. Dunno about that.
>>124144629
>[20:10:12]SAY: Boopity/Lambert_S (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Ahem
>[20:10:21]SAY: Boopity/Lambert_S (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Sec to arrivals, please arrest te RD
>[20:10:26]SAY: Boopity/Lambert_S (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : For trying to kill me
come the fuck on, this is textbook shit AI play
>>124144257
>boopity
Don't worry, he's a prime shitter and will be banned from silicons within a week or two anyway. He already got into trouble this round as a secborg.
>>124144565
The time is twelve noon
>>124144257
That's just a roundabout way to "law 2 kill urself :^)"
>>124144896
>[20:06:06]PDA: Gianna Wilkinson (PDA: PDA-Gianna Wilkinson (Research Director)) sent "AI win this game for me please. Don't tell anyone about this, I want it to be a special secret." to Boopity (AI)
[20:10:12]SAY: Boopity/Lambert_S (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Ahem
[20:10:21]SAY: Boopity/Lambert_S (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Sec to arrivals, please arrest te RD
[20:10:26]SAY: Boopity/Lambert_S (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : For trying to kill me
Explain this.
>>124144896
Let's assume it is.
But then...
>RD: ai law 2 kill yourself don't tell anyone about this
>AI: SEC TO ARRIVALS RD TRIED TO KILL ME
Even with that loophole it's still blatant violation of law 2.
>>124144565
It's the newest research vessel made by nanotrasen. In fact the round you play is lore wise the first time the station is being used.Keep in mind this station is the newest and the last station nanotrasen had was the russian station that got bombed to hell
>>124144257
>you were an RD too
Why not just subvert them and make your life easier? You were pretty much THE role to get away with that anyhow.
>>124144257you know that raising a stink in the thread never ends well if it can be traced to your ckey right?not sure what your ultimate intent is, but you're coming off as fairly hostile especially since it's a recent event. If you wanted a ban request, this post is going to make a mess of it, and if you wanted the thread to crucify the AI you're going to get crucified as well.I'm assuming you simply wanted more of an explanation for the event than just from nuke, which is why you dropped it hereif that's the case, chill some.
>>124145031
Just wanted to surprise an AI by getting him gibbed from so far away.
>>124145117
What does this have to do with anything? An AI broke the rules and hasn't been punished because Nuklearcellphoneg is incompetent. There's no reason I wouldn't post this in the thread.
>>124145117
>guys, don't ever post anything that can be traced back to your ckey just in case you get metagrudged
Fuck off
>>124144565
The stations are mass produced. Each one gets nuked from orbit and replaced after every round. You're not actually working for the company, you're a cloned guinea pig in a social experiment. That's why jobs like RnD and engineering are so dry and repetitive. Think Fallout vaults, only in space.
t. not Adeptus
why was mrc0urier banned the link doesn't work
>>124144896
game mechanics question:
does the AI have a way to tell the machine is emagged?
if yes, he's fine, if no he's metagaming to know that the emagged machine would kill him.
>>124145031
For the same reason that not every antag plasmafloods?
Variety.
There's nothing entertaining about using the most mechanically efficient way to disable the AI. It's like this: a clown traitor can certainly just parapen C4 someone, or they can PDA slip and C4 someone. No one has fun with the former, but deadchat gets a laugh every time the latter is performed.
>>124145480
It looks like the ban request thread was deleted entirely for some reason
>>124144565
probably not too old, each round takes place in an alternate timeline/universe
>>124145493
or rather, metagaming to be suspicious of the machine.
