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>bans
>memes
>nanoUI
>tunes
>and the birth of a star outside Medbay
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
first for catbois
>No-one liked the turrets.
Why, do you hate being safe?
https://youtu.be/SJLe1UTqKvA
turrets seem pointless since you cant set them to attack certain people or say animals only
>>124025357
feature request it
>>124025226
AAAAAAAAA
>Monetization Planner: eswordthecat
I don't get this one
>>124025828
He's tried to sell code here before but no one wanted it and it became a minor meme
>>124025828
eswordthecat thinks he is the SS13 coder mercenary and has gone to several servers literally trying to sell bug fixes
he claims, and I guess I don't have any reason to disbelieve, that he has convinced at least one server to do it before
>>124025903
I'd do it, too, just to see if someone actually falls through with it.
If I hear one more Sam Rogers song I'm going to flay myself in public to https://youtu.be/Iw2ssNnA_Es
He's like the Lou Reed of shitty sea shanties.
>>124026070
Nothing wrong with that
Lookan for more people to get involved with https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6789
>>124025226
>Character Design: DeadPoolJ
>>124026118
Someone did in 2014 and never paid up.
>>124026289
>not Elim
Could anyone post the 3D MoMMI from some threads ago?
>>124026281
you're over complicating it.
>>124026289
>Not Niggly
>Not wanting delicious booty borgs and traps
>>124026070
>he claims, and I guess I don't have any reason to disbelieve, that he has convinced at least one server to do it before
Friends with a /tg/ headmin.
They're paying him to fix their bugs because their coders are furries who only want to code features they want. That's where a lot of the patreon money goes.
>>124026483
At least their coders aren't Anthony Burch
>>124025062
> People getting banned for killing someone, even with escalation
> That fucking guy turns the station into a thermonuclear fusion reactor
> Doesn't even get scolded
Shitmins, explain yourselves.
>>124026179
you and me both, brother. I can't stand this folk garbage
>>124026426
Maybe if you said where and why or helped it wouldn't be too complicating, anon! But nothing in the project so far is actually difficult as far as I can tell asides from the map!
>>124026596
He did it to kill the Xeno hive
Honestly it ended up killing several people too though, he was told never to do it again
In fairness, I guess, he did warn people many times over radio before releasing it
>>124026619
It's not even the folk part. I don't mind folk particularly. It's just fucking Sam Rogers and his fucking samevoiced sea shanties that drive me bananas.
>>124026759
Several is an understatement, 'several' xenos survived it and everything else died.
>>124026759
Refuge in audacity.
Release a plasma canister in medbay = ban
Create a star in medbay = People think it's hilarious
>>124026897
Not everyone was near medbay at the time, my master survived the plasmastorm (I was a pAI)
>>124027059
Your master survived because she was in a atmospherics hardsuit. My master had nothing but her excessive blubber (I was the pink slime) and she died nearly instantly. It was the worst moment of my gelatinous life.
>>124027339
Yeah, but the plasma was stopped by some of the firedoors, I'm sure it didn't reach arrivals.
>>124027059
Escape and the huddled survivors there got wreckt, with Xenos mauling the survivors.
I didn't see you and your master, unless you were the only other person on the shuttle pre Xeno-rape?
>>124027339
Atmos hardsuits weren't enough to protect you. The guy who released it was in one and got killed by the pressure. To be fair, he was at ground zero.
>>124027381
It certainly got to escape.
>>124027441
I had an atmos analyzer and the pressure wasn't too bad at escape, it was the presence of N2O/Plasma that killed everyone
The temperature was even a very mild 260C which you can walk around in if it's O2
>>124027059
It didn't just hit medbay. The release of gas was so quick it filled most of the station before the firelocks could close.
I shit you not, I was checking the aftermath and there was some of the shit all the way to the locker rooms and the brig.
>>124026624
Well I don't like the snowmap to begin with, but in practical terms all it needs is Research and Development + engiborg + mommi and everything else can be built from there
I SURE DO LOVE ROUNDS THAT LAST 15 MINUTES
If someone is clearly trying to kill you, do you have to let them, as a MoMMi, since avoiding death would interfere with their plan to kill you?
Or does letting them kill you interfere, as well, by making it easier to kill you? Should you just continue doing what you were doing, as if they weren't there at all?
C'mon traitor. If you haven't done objectives, the least you could do is get into a fistfight in the shuttle instead of running away
>>124026596
http://pastebin.com/PbUBLvnZ
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2015/11-November/30-Monday%20admin%20only.log
I joined 15 minutes before the end. Eliminator had done a lot of heavy bus in the round and had a good feel for what was right and what was not. Despite his recommendation not to message him and let it play, I still did and I warned him with a no shit, stern disappointed father warning.
I do not like special treatment and think the rules should be applied evenly. However, if we were slaved to the rules and they were unbreakable bulwarks then they would trap us just as much as keep us happy.
I trusted Elims judgement after looking at the players as a whole and seeing how much they enjoyed what happened. He had been there for the entire round and I had not.
It wasn't the act of a single person having singular fun for themselves at the cost of everyone else. No one spoke of unenjoyment.
The rules are there to make sure everyone can have fun. If the rules are not tailored for a singular, unpredicted experience then they have to be bent, or even ignored. The rules are not a suicide pact. They are there so everyone can have fun. In this case, setting them aside was the better option.
I gave him a warning for what was a one off, don't expect this to go well for you again, circumstantial act after consulting with the other admin that was online for the entire round and judged it to be fair play.
>0. Admins may disregard any and all of these rules if they deem it to be in the best interest of the current round, the server, and/or the community at large. They will, of course, be fully accountable for their actions if they exercise this privilege.
I'm not in love with the first sentence of the rule. But this was a time where I felt it should be applied, and leniency shown. If you think I am wrong then please apply the second sentence of the rule and open a thread about my decision.
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewforum.php?f=21
>>124027990
The sooner people let go of their need to hang on to their material vessel and realize how meaningless the greentext is, the sooner we hear less whining about dying and more ballsy antags with something to show for.
>>124027957
The situation you're describing won't ever happen because admins have been known to have such a fucking raging hard-on for MoMMIs that ANTAGONISTS have been given notes for killing them.
>>124028280
I agree. Better to go out with a bang than play yakety sax on the shuttle trying to survive
>>124028357
fuck mommis
entitled cunts
>>124028357
But what if it does happen?
Also antags sohuld be allowed to kill mommis what the hell
>>124028357
It's time to bring back my MoMMi serial killing.
All dose delicious tears.
>>124027957
>interfere
you keep using that word
>>124028780
Sometimes MoMMis just be reminded that they're part of the round too, and are subject to its ebbs and flows.
>>124028512
Antags are allowed to kill mommis if they want.
>>124028879
it is a word that has no point in being used when talking about what a MoMMI can or can't do
Remember to tell >her how you feel!So all the ghosts can laugh at you!
>>124026070
If he's actually competent and works on bugfixing until he's finished what he's been paid for I see nothing wrong with this. Same if someone was selling fully-coded features for a one time or annual fee, especially if it's something nobody else would want to work on because of complexity or bugginess.
>>124029547
Yeah, but now you understand the joke
>>124029585
he's not me, the guy who didn't get the joke
Remember to play as ghost!So we can laugh at when you tell >her how you feel!
I play SS13 to run away from my problems.
I play SS13 to bide time.
I play SS13 to forget about my miserable failure of a life
I play SS13 to have fun ! :D
I don't know why I play SS13.
I play SS13 to slake my autism.
I don't play SS13
I play SS13 because big company games failed me
I play SS13 to cope with my crippling inability to motivate myself to do anything, even if it's slowly killing me and making me even more depressed and isolated.
I haven't even played SS13 in months and yet I code my autismal projects. Every day, I could be doing a number of productive things, and yet I don't even go out for groceries.
I play SS13 as an outlet for extreme autogynephilia.
I play SS13... haha just kidding I only code for it
I play SS13 to make nerds angry
I play SS13 because I expect some sort of recognition for my acts without shilling them myself
I don't play ss13 because people seem to sensitive to allow new players be newm
I suck dicks.
I also suck dicks.
>>124032306
ye me too
>>124032306
>>124032349
>>124032354
You just summed up all of the above posts. Great work!
A magical moment we just had there. Thanks for that.
>>124032693
It's December, what are you sending to Pomf for Christmas (last I checked he wasn't muslim)?
I'm sending him this.
>>124033102
>>124033185
>not getting a dragon calendar for diethyl
step up senpai
>>124033185
is this a meme
>>124033424
I would if he noticed me.
>>124033465
It's whatever you want it to be.
>>124033572
I don't understand it
This is a post about sending Pomf a werewolf calendar
I don't see the correlation between the two
I... I thought I was "hip" and "with it" about the thread jokes, but my autism can't parse any of this!
>>124033695
Memes don't need rhyme or reason.
It's like pottery.
>>124033185
Send that to Nexis
Pomf has other motivators if you catch my drift
>>124033185
is it bad if I genuinely wouldn't mind having this on my wall
>>124034465
Only if you don't live alone.
>>124034389
>Plain, Barbecue, Ranch
>Not Mustard, Ketchup, Ranch
>>124034603
>if you don't live alone
you have way too high expectations of me
>>124034645
>PUTTING MUSTARD ON YOUR CHICKEN
Oh shit son, you need a ban.
>>124034723
What about honey mustard then?
Mustard goes on everything
Eat a dick
>>124034978
That's Tabasco
>>124034912
... You're safe... For now.
>>124034978
Go put mustard on a dick and eat it then, faggot.
>>124034651
Well if whoever you live with is sorta crazy in the same level as that calendar...
Unless you mean hanging a calendar with wolfmen for your parents to see.
>>124034723
I don't put mustard on my chicken!
I was just saying it fit the theme!
>>124034978
If you're talking about your shitty American "mustard" that's just a bright yellow paste you're a retard and a culinary swine.
>>124035061
Not the same mustard guy but thanks.
>>124035492
Do you even mustard you mustard
I was recently gifted a mouse with two side buttons.
Is there any use for spess I could give these buttons? Some macro, maybe?
>>124035608
Pretzels working properly when.there's a really good barvarian restaurant near where my gf lives and goddamn this is making me crave some.
>>124035740
One for succumb
One for "/say ; HELP A LING I HAVE MY SENSORS ON COME QUICK" set on repeat
>>124035608
That's actual mustard.
The stuff Americans put on hotdogs isn't.
Is there any guides out there for designing items?
I want to make some clothes for the Costume machine.
>>124036220
The costume machine is bloated af
Needs tabs or something
What triggers the "told u i was hardcore" line when some people whisper-succumb, again?
autism derelict all of the day
>>124035608
>weißwurst
Shit is tasty
My last meal departing Germany this summer
>>124036424
If you have hardcores in your system.
>sweating two syndicates until they give themselves up
That was tons of fun. Thank you for the help AI.
>>124036220
Consult the fag named as "Niggly Wiggly"
Skowron is even better but he died in order to become a nuklear engineer.
>>124036424
Having Hardcores in your blood stream
>>124036582
Oh, that makes sense.
Thanks, anon.
>>124028280
>>124028465
>HE DOING THING ONLY ANTAG DO
>VALID VALID VALID VALID VALID VALID
>WHY DOES NOBODY DO FUN THING AS ANTAG?
>WHY DO ROUNDS ONLY LAST 15 MINUTES
You brought this on yourselves, you bloodthirsty niglets.
So that round I found a little metal box with a green light on that I could put frequencies into. I turned it over to the guy in R&D, but what was that thing anyways?
>be chef
>double agent
>fuck
>buy chef traitor items and a pda thing ive never used
>atmos tech starts creeping around the kitchen
>paranoid
>report it to the detective
>get maint access from HoP
>walk into maint to get jump on chaplain
>atmos follows me in
>shit myself and pull out meat cleaver
>stuns me with stun gloves and kills me with own cleaver
>assistant comes by and drags me to medbay
>cloned
>report atmos tech to sec officer
>try to kill chaplain unsuccesfully
>get tased and dragged to brig
>interrogated
>give up my info and put in perma after they knock me out with something
>wake up after a few minutes and beat on atmos's (whose also in perma) head for a while
>nice guys come and break me out
>get to the sec pod
>ask them to blow my brains out after we launch
>they oblidge
>turns out chaplain was murdered on the shuttle
>greentext
Just goes to show that you can get your objectives while making mistakes literally every step of the way.
The only time I did something "fun" and memorable as Antag (which people enjoyed) it was only possible because I did it all from outside the station in a way that couldn't be traced back to me.
And people were STILL furiously trying to find me for my valids. In fact, the HoS took the engineering shuttle just to try to kill me post-round.Try
>clown wasn't antag
>engineer wasn't antag
>roboticist wasn't antag
man what the fuck was going on that round?
Also, sorry for taking you on a detour Sheev. I really needed to order that weed control crate
>>124036975
Most likely a reskinned tracking beaker - a device teleporters use to specify the location to which to go
update logs link next thread http://ss13.undo.it/logs
>>124038057
>tracking beaker
I laughed.
>>124038896
I'm sorry, mornings are hard!
Which ss13 server has the worst admins?
>>124039084
/vg/station
>>124039084
ours
>>124039084
/egg/station
>>124039084
pomf's
>>124036986
>be sec
>make a cup of tea before the round
>regular old sec things, librarian is reading porn, clown is clowning around
>detain the librarian and remand him to the clowns custody
>watchin cams zzz making sure no ones subverting the borgs or mass producing guns or anything
>hear about the chef being in trouble
>check out the bar, there's a bloody knife and explosion damage next to a bear trap, assume it was a ghetto land mine
>talk to you after you were cloned and go after the engineer you had spoken about attacking you cause assaults assault even if I've got a weird vibe
>decide to sweat the engineer cause they've got a stint in the brig for assault for attacking you
>they give you up
>they give themselves up
>you give the chaplain up
>you give yourself up
>kinda tired and out of my mind so I willingly stand next to the chaplain and ask him if he consents to a search
>stunglove eswords me and no one in medbay gives me blood till the shuttle is almost gone and we miss it
I don't know why I let the chaplain off easy instead of just acting on the intel but I did. Everything told me not to and yet I didn't. I should have summoned beepsky.
That was one of my best sec rounds though.
Xenos buffed WHEN
>>124039796
>"Good girl"
This tickled my pee pee for some reason.
>>124025062
>18 minutes into the game, loots the armory, singuloose, murderbone
>Same fucking faggot who did the same shit this morning
What is the fucking point of anyone else playing the round?? It's a complete waste of time. Everyone is stocking and going through their gyrations then evac
What is the fucking point of being an antag if you're just gonna use your job access to singuloose, loot the armory without alerts with your job equipment then fucking rod out and emag the shuttle.
There is no fucking point to any of it. It makes the round shit and so are fucking you.
>>124040043
That was Dick Johnson, wasnt it?
>>124040189
Gorgonmaia . He did the literal exact shit this morning too.
>>124039796
Was first on the scene. He was trying to behead you so I ran out and pulled you away before he could. I pulled off your belt and chased after the guy but lost him. Came back to medbay and saw all your clothes in a neat pile on the floor and assumed you were cloned. Pulled you out and watched you fall back down. Checked your blood levels then threw back in cryo while I got the O- blood. Got that and hooked up to it. Grabbed some O2 pills and went to grab a couple things from the chef's counter and got locked out of medbay. Tried to hack my way back but by time I got the door open the paramedic was dragging you out and it was 10 seconds too late.
>get clown
>oh neat I'll go mine the roid and get my mech
>UR A TATOR
>fuck don't want to be a traitor
>go and try to mine the roid
>HoP and captain are more than willing to help
>as soon as I get on the roid shuttle is called for singuloose
>mine a bit while I think of what to do
>decide to gear up for when I get back on the station
>I didn't pick the emag like a retard
>can't get my hypospray
>Rd in genetics is also a tator and lends me his emag so I complete my objective
>try to get tot he shuttle at the last second
>some other tator early sent it
ah well
>>124039796
It was really fun. Less action and more talking.
All I wanted to do was get the word out that he was traitor and hopefully the rest would take care of itself.
Those guys letting me out of perma was pure luck, though.
>>124040318
>>try to get tot he shuttle at the last second
>>some other tator early sent it
It didn't dock at all. Singu ate the docking point.
>>124040189
Nah, instead I ran to a pod and parapenned+esworded two guys, expecting to die.
>sec bot watches me get killed and absorbed by a ling
>does nothing
>>124040480
oh wow, I didn't think that was even possible
should have gone for a pod
>>124039084
vgstation
>>124040309
Yeah I saw while waiting.
>grab a couple things from the chefs counter
>mfw while I had the Chef in interrogation I was threatening to feed him his own food to try and get him to break and admit he's a syndicate
>i'm feeble and still nearly dying and people start feeding me his food
no please, no no no no
>>124040320
Yeah I wasn't too fussed that you escaped, I had already gotten you two and was focused on the chaplain then focused on being dead.
All you had to do was deny everything and I would have been STUCK. I mean we'd both know you were an antag but I'd have no real evidence unless I got really powergamey and started dosing your food with your special sauce. But all I had on you was the word of a confirmed syndicate that you were one and one other suspicious event. The detective didn't find prints on the knife and we didn't have anything beyond reasonable suspicion.
I was so scared you were going to clam up, or worse the lawyer that was on staff was going to show up after I called him, and I was going to have to drop it and let you go. That was super close.
>>124040767
oh and even then, I'm not sure if having a poison on you is a crime but it sure as hell isn't a major one.
>>124040767
I ate some of his food and I was fine. i poured that soy sauce into the honey jar and drank that shit through the entire shift
>>124039084
the real question is, does any server have good admins?
>>123999964
i forgot to take your name off after shitposting
>>124039084
>>124039084
VGstation
>>124040767
I barely put any poison in my food so it was mostly meant as a distraction when I brought up the donk pocket. And I only poisoned that single pocket, my other food was all fine.
>>124042163
>>124041006
I was sweating harder than the people I interrogated eating that food.
I couldn't act on it when you were in custody but I sure as hell could be scared.
>>124041096oh.
I was going to make one of these for Detective since it's a very technical job with lots of things that can make a big difference. However I ran into the snag of not playing detective often and couldn't produce something like this now outdated image.
I would like to make one for security officer instead. Please post your tip top tips for security so I can pile them into a nice infographic-esque image.
>>124040520
I didnt realize he was nonhuman, i only saw him cuff and grab you so i was trying to figure out what to do.
>>124042484
TOP TIP: Wait until the detective update gets merged and play with the new stuff before writing a guide
>>124043356
I can't wait to see that merged even though it won't be a game changer I think.
It'll be really cool.
>>124043418
>>124043356
WHAT? WHERE? WHATS NEW?
>>124043546
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6785
How do I use a jetpack?
>mr.c0uriers ban appeal
>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2200&sid=7d9348d630adc9c8302420ff0eac1504
this gon be good
>>124043615
Put on backpack slot
Turn on with button in top left
If you want to refill it, stick it in a canister like it is a tank
>>124043683
why wasn't xenonia banned if they were so integral to this griff
Sometimes byond beeps 4noraisins
what's up with that?
>>124044276
>c0urier permabanned
Nice.
You could tell he was a cunt with his OOC ramblings.
Blender
>1u milk -> .5u milk cream
>1u milk cream -> .5 butter
>milk + wall mold = blue cheese
>milk + pathogen + microwave = fancy cheese
>1 corn ground -> 2-5u cornmeal & 2-3 nutriment
>added spices for botany
Any more stuff for cooking?
>>124043683
He really needs to learn the value of punctuation marks.
>>124044513
More uses for vinegar
More uses for honey
More uses for rice
FUCKING MORE RECIPES FOR SHIT WE ALREADY HAVE HOLY SHIT
>>124044856
Fucking THIS
Ramen fucking when
>>124044856
Salt and Vinegar Chips
Nougat Candy
Sushi n shit
>>124044935
It's cookable, cardboard + flour
Needs more special recipes though with colorful maruchan packaging
>>124045012
We already have Salt and Vinegar Chips, it is LITERALLY THE ONLY RECIPE THAT USES VINEGAR.
>>124044935
>>124044856
We're also in great need of things to do with chicken.
>>124045042
Carp Salad
Vinagrette
Vinegar in pasta
>>124044369
Check your feed, it's normally an OFFICIAL BYOND THREAD
>>124045145
HONEY CHICKEN
CHICKEN 'N' FRIED RICE BOWL
UHH UHH VINEGARY CHICKEN
>>124045368
General's Tso's chicken
Chicken Parmesan
Chicken Cutlets
Breaded chicken
>>124045492
>General's Tso's chicken
General Pomf's chicken
>>124045730
General Thread's Chicken
>>124045730We already have the one reference, we don't need any more. This isn't reddit.
Someone get /ck/ in there, they know about food as much as /mu/ do about music but fuck it, some of them are bound to have ideas.
>>124046021
General Probe's Chicken
>>124028357
Hi, I'm nuklear.
I'm very pleased when an antag kills a mommi for no reason.
Very pleased indeed.
>>124045492
>>124045368
cordon bleu
>>124044856
Vinegar
>columbian stewed chicken
>2 chickens, 10u water, 5u vinegar, 2 potatoes, 1 tomato, (onion green pepper garlic and cumin not available ) 5u salt.
Also need more fruits like plums (happy plums to use vinegar), peaches (mutate to butt tree for maximum ban), mangoes.
The progress for the day:
Fixed the bugs caused by handling the enemy arrays when they died. Soon "Use" and "Run" will actually do stuff, the enemy AI will be put in, and after that it's the intro+outro animations for combat.
Getting close to the core mechanics being secured.
Included in the webm are some new animations for the player sprite. I'm not very happy with the running anim but I think the fiddling with the PDA to manage your inventory is a nice touch.
>>124046163
Anal Probe's Chicken
>>124047359
Anal Probing Cock?
>>124047290
Looks great. This may be a final release level of tip here but I would like even the smallest bit of screen shake on attacks to give a nice visual when you attack
HO HO HO, SOMEONE'S GETTING COAL IN HIS STOCKING
>staff of change works on the AI
I love it
>Assistant in front of me goes to Santa and gets a taser
>Ask for a present
>Get a staff of fucking change
Whew too much fun.
>>124047515
I definitely plan on polishing stuff like that to a mirror shine, you need not worry.
I'm still debating on if I want to make the enemy portraits have a "hurt", "idle" and "attack" animations, too.
>>124041087
This.
When it comes to ss13 servers and admins, they're all shit. You have to choose the least shitty, which happens to be /vg/ imo after playing on pretty much all the mid to high pop servers.
so what is the best way to light myself on fire without setting anything else on fire in the progress?
>>124044276
i was planning on inviting xenonia to the area but i was still fixing it up and shit when he arrived, he didnt seem to be jeering or causing any harm so i was fine with him.
mr c0urier on the other hand was being an ass and harmed me
>>124047990
Fucking don't?
Splash 5 fuel and light it?
>>124047990
Be a plasmaman, take off your suit.
>>124047923
If Pardo hadn't killed me, I would have used my last point to give someone a staff of necromancy. Oh well.
>play as a female character for a round
>ghosts constantly spooking me and turning lights off around me
>other players lowkey flirting with me by trying to give me guns I dont want
No wonder nobody plays as a female, fuck
>>124048395
>Nobody plays as a female
nigga half the station plays girls, half of those are waifufags the other half just play it like a normal character.
>>124048395
>plays a nurse
>dumps bodies into the morgue without attempting to clone any of them
>wonders why ghosts are bothering them
>>124048395
>nobody plays as a female
ho ho ho, shut the fuck up, this whole station is filled with homos playing waifus
>>124048892
>walk in the morgue
>only red lights on the trays
HMMMMMM
>>124048980
Yeah, red lights mean that the body is dead. Green means that a living body is in there. Some people like to store braindeads in the morgue for some reason, hence the differences.
>>124047290
>shitposting your irrelevant game STILL
why don't you fuck off and make a kikestarter already faggot?
I hate when people like you disrupt the flow of the thread with your off topic shit. If it isn't server related, don't post it.
>>124048556
Speaking of waifus
>Advance on a waifu
>Tease them
>They actually accept lewd advances
>Tease them even more by pointing out how dirty they are
They know who they are.
>>124049110
senpai there's an important difference - Red means a body has no soul. Blue means there are items inside but no body. Green means there is a body and it has a soul. Green could mean living or dead, but it definitely has an active and connected player inside it and they'd probably like treatment.
>>124049515
Huh, I was in my body and it wasn't green, but if you say so
>>124049696
Maybe it'sBROKEN. I'll check.
>>124049696
Who knows. Maybe something special happened. But generally it will work.
>>124049941
I have noticed it seems to flicker between red and green if you put 2 dead bodies in and only one has a soul
>>124050437
Sounds about right, the code block cycles between players.
whats up fellow spessmen?
its been a good day for me since i had enough sleep and i regulated the cold air temperature at the escape shuttle hallway with a demonic rune today
>>124051031
[Angelite likes this.]
>>124051031
>>124049192
>Advance on a husbando
>Turns out he is literal autistic
>He doesn't follow up on my cues
>Or he downplays/ignores them
>Cut the bullshit and tell them straight up
>He knew it all along and that I was too obvious
>He turns me down
>He just wanted to do his job with nobody bothering them with this bullshit
>Tells me to stop being a useless piece of shit and get back to doing my job
Well, fuck you too buddy.
They're one of the only husbandos not taken and they don't want anyone.
They know who they are.
>>124051357
That sounds like Yahir. If that was Yahir, I'mma give him a high five next time I see him.
>>124051449
Yahir is cute. CUTE.
>>124051449nope, wasnt me anon
>>124051569
Yahir's the cutest when he's doing his job,and actively declining my latest dumb engineering experiment that always seems to involve medbay in some way.
>>124051579
Well then, no high five for you!
>Flirting with husbando
>He acts awkward about it
>Make a move
>He pushes me down, farts on me, steals my ID
>Runs off into space
>Don't see him again for a long time
>Now he has a new waifu
>>124051357
hey bby i'm a single husbando
*wink wink*
>>124051731
Is waifus a phase?
>single male husbando material
>no one notices me or makes a move on mefeels good to be cancer free
>Single female waifu material
>Engie borg scans me with his material synthesizer
>Now the the station is covered in single female waifu material floor tilesfeels good acting like literal cancer
>>124051357
it might be me without the last line.
>>124052086
no, but it isn't something you need to acknowledge. like furfags, they feed on attention and go away when you deprive them.
Can a husbando be a waifu, too?
>>124051357
Something similar happened to me but it was just for laughs.
>Give some random paramed a "ur a faget" note and say it was my true feelings for them in a heart shaped origami
>Doesn't even read it, just burns it up with a lighter right in front of me
>"FUCK OFF. I'M MARRIED TO THE WILD RIDE" as he scuffles back to medbay, probably to throw some bleeding crewmembers into cryo
What a champ.
>>124052586
husbandos can be waifus through memearch waifumachines or surgery, I guess
>>124052587
>IAG is waifu cancer
REMOVE IAG remove iag
>>124052587
B-B-B-B-BUT CRYO STOPS BLEEDING!!!11!!
>am a girl
>fucked up set up system keeps making me bald so I said fuck it and just go with it now
>no one is waifuing me and wasting my time with that shit
feels good
>>124053197
How does it feel to be kingston 2.0, or to wit 2kingston?
>>124051031
what did probe exactly set the arrivals on fire with?
im just curious to know
>>124053197
*to the tune of "she's so heavy"
>deleting poetry
Pft. Fine. Guess what website doesn't get to read cool things in the future?
>>124053864
Definitely not Reddit :^).
Goddamn that round was awful to admin.
And no, I did not ban anyone.
>>124054267
what happened
>>124054267
>30] -vg-status:#vgstation- AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT: [vg-status] A round of extended has ended - 21 survivors, 8 ghosts.
>tfw we made a fun and exciting round on our own
>This whole fucking round
I can't even.
Also thanks to the atmo tech who let me out of disposal and thanks to the chef who handed me spare clothes, I really appreciate it.
>tfw you've keked many a person by claiming their waifus and getting them
>>124054352
A mass riot over a map and a voting bug
>>124054352
Vote system broke last round, we got deff so about 15 crew rioted breaking 3/4 of the station then security started killing people as fights broke out.
>>124054441
just play music to drown out their sorrows at inappropriate times
>>124053703
p-please respond i just want to know what the meme is about
I my water/ potassium explosion in escape was not as big as I hoped it would be.
How come every time I try to do something tiny as a prank it turns out to be actually be something bad and when I try to do something big it always turns out to be nothing.
You know what blame the wiki and its fractured way of explaining shit so half the time you have to do the thing only to find out exactly what it does
>the bartender was more violent toward me than all of security, the borgs, and both captains as a bald assistant
>>124054381
>[00:16:58]ADMIN: HELP: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Bob Johnson): if this isn't an actual revolution round, I'll be fucking amazed. - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
Ban He
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Freedom only when metagamers are removed
>>124054604
Grenades are capped at 1 dev anyway.
>>124054627
>bartender giving people bleeds
>>124054680
Nigga ban me for what?
All I did was defending my bar against rioter, they all swarmed the bar in less than 30 seconds shit was nut.
>character asks me to be their husbando
>accept because theyre cool and nice to me
>rei begins his degeneracy hunts
>cant follow up on doing cute things with my waifu in fear of krampus banning
>waifu disapears due to job related issues in their life for a while
;_;atleast they are back now
admins help me out
how do i change somethings sprite in the variables panel?
>>124054823
Who's your waifu, nerd?
>>124054680
>>124054797
That's Bob Johnson, not Dick Johnson.
>>124054898
I know. I'm more salty over bob being a metagaming faggot over round types than some rioting to get off the station.
