c'est la vie edition
Last time on ss13
>[Embed]'s killed
>Ghlor is a god awful admin and needs to step down (again)
>no cares about egg day
>gift wrappers can withstand 800000 kPa, will this be featured on The Robust Weekly?
>skeletons still haunt our threads' closet and they want back out
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
>>123967738
First for DEITY GOES TO REDDIT
Threadly reminder that Ghlor is an underage powertripping shitmin that likes to interfere in IC matters for no real reason other than he wants to issue some bans.
Ghlor's gotta get dose banvalids.
What, was turning the station into a fucking STAR not good enough for the OP?
>>123967905
Also, since he's an underaged teen, he won't listen to any constructive criticism. Even after being told that he's a totalitarian nofunallowed shitter, he just tries to justify his ways.
Truly one of the worst people in the community today.
>>123967905
>>123967926
>>123968081
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewforum.php?f=21&sid=0261688d8c43fb5184f1b80798234a28
You can thank me later for sparing everyone the internet soap opera.
More waifus when?
it should be possible to join mid-round as station mommi
as well as borg without going assistant -> borg
>>123968163
I actually don't want to deadmin anyone, and you might wonder why? Because new admins are pretty much always shit, and prone to issue even shittier bans than older admins for some reason (maybe it's the lack of training during their trial period).
Let's imagine that Ghlor gets deadminned for being such an obnoxious teen. So what happens next? A few timezones would end up with lesser admin presence, some other player in the community wants to take up an admin spot, he gets accepted and turns out to be, guess what, ANOTHER FUCKING SHITTER.
It's a never ending cycle. It's been like that for years now. The point of posting in these threads isn't really to get anyone deadminned, it's just to raise awareness about the shittiness of the server admins and community in general.
/vg/station is essentially in an unsalvageable state right now, and more people should start to realise this.
>>123967738
>>123965959
>"He doesn't even do a good job at enforcing the server rules AT ALL, or protect players from actual griefing. "
You mean, waaah , ghlor didn't ban a meanie pants for not breaking a rule
>"Instead he just actively hunts for any valid bans he can achieve to fulfill his mysterious agenda."
Oh, so actually he is enforcing the server rules, you're just salty someone bumped your hugbox and wasn't banned for not breaking the rules
Dude lmao it's like i'm really floating on the Dead Sea. So much salt.
>>123967905
>Break rules,git bant at noticing admins discretion
>Don't break rules and git bant, post logs and it's lifted
>Don't break rules, answer the questions or tell him when shit isn't so busy so the admin has your side then get on with life
Part of an admin's job is to make sure rules aren't being broken when complaints are raised or somethingl ooks fishy. If you can't handle some questions, get out of SS13 and so see a psychologist to get your life back on track
>>123968432
And what are you going to do about it? Start your own server? Move to a different one? Shitpost until you get your way?
If the problem is as bad as you claim, you sure as shit aren't doing a very good job of trying to solve it.
>>123968870
Has he ever posted logs or is he just shitposting like a butthurt bitchbaby cause he knowshis cases have no legs to stand on?
>>123968432
What even happened? All I'm getting from this is ghlor asked why you killed/permad someone and didn't ban someone for slipping you while uttering harsh language then didn't care about your lolbanpeopleIdon'tlike "criticism"
>>123969080
Of course not.
>>123967484
>Play on a low RP server and just dick around till you start to understand how things work. Then play on a high rp server to learn jobs
people actually believe this
>>123969546
Jesus fucking christ
>>123969546
There are logs out there of him being pretty bad, though.
>>123968870
I don't really want to solve anything, like I said. I merely want to raise awareness about the shit state of the community.
>>123968432
Go back to Memeweb, Sarca.
>>123967862
ban deity
>>123970060
By being a twat flinging baseless strawman arguments?
>>123969902
he fucked up 1 ban and 2 events off the top of my head. That's fucking nothing compared to your average player. He learned from it and that's all we ask of anyone.
COURIER PERMABANNED
>>123970380
I'll be here forever, revealing the truth about the state of the server and admin team every day.
Whenever an admin fucks up (a common sight), I'll be here and raise awareness about it. I'll talk about it 24/7 and support any person banned for poor reasons or just anyone who dislikes the shitmins.
As no one will really be banned or deadminned due to my actions (since the forums are not being used), I'm essentially fulfilling my goal: this way old admins don't get removed and replaced with even shittier new ones.
Some people WILL eventually learn about how shitty the server and community really is, it's always been like that. Even if retarded pro-admin faggots like you continue to support them, people WILL become aware.
Again, it has always been like that. A player or shitmin fucks up, someone points it out on the thread, people become aware. I'm just here to spark/speed up the whole process.
You're just a dumb fucking faggot. If you're still playing the game, I'll be here when you inevitably get banned for no real reason (something that can definitely happen under the current admin team). You might even be grateful one day.
>>123970862
sarca please
>>123970739
What he do?
I'll miss reading his autistic ahelps about shitcurity every round.
Irredeemable proof that Ghlor is a fucking abysmal admin who literally cannot take his position of power seriously.
10:58:01]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): Hey dude, what was up with you and Dee last round anyway?
[10:58:26]ADMIN: PM: TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison)->Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne): who? I died very soon so I haven't really interacted with people
[10:58:57]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): Dee. Dunno her department
[10:59:17]ADMIN: PM: TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison)->Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne): can you describe the situation, I really don't remember interacting with any Dee
[10:59:38]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): Yeah, her name was deez nuts
[10:59:41]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): fucking got you
[10:59:45]ADMIN: PM: TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison)->Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne): ;-;
[10:59:51]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): ROASTED
>>123970739
>he actually got banned
Well, he had it coming. Can't say he wasn't warned.
>>123971258
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8057#p8057
>>123971383
Ghlor is a teen admin, this was to be expected.
This is pretty much yet another incident of admin power abuse. It's like people using the admin PM system to just start up casual conversations. Shiggy is very guilty of that.
If I recall correctly, the admin guidelines state that this behaviour is to be avoided. Seems like these other new shitmins don't care at all.
I feel sorry for Pomf.
>>123971383
>>123971565
Quit samefagging.
>>123971565
and what's your ckey, you bastion of the community, you?
>>123971696
Not samefagging right now, but even if I were, it doesn't matter. I'm still raising completely valid points: Ghlor and Shiggy are shitty teen admins and abuse their powers all the time.
>>123971702
It doesn't matter.
>>123971702
2hotdogs, alt of Sarca the giga faggot.
>>123971784
If you have concerns about legitimate abuse, logs will get it on their record and if they persist, they'll lose flags. This is how a log of admins lose fun/spawn/vv/sound. Just bring actual substantial claims with logs backing it instead of vague shitposting.
>>123971897
laughing elf dot j p g
>>123971897
Nice, >banned by ghlor, you'd have huh
:^)
>>123971784
>not samefagging
prove it
>>123971784
Neither of them are underage, Sarcalogo. We know its you, when are you going to post about "leaving the community forever" again before disappearing for about five minutes and then coming back because you have zero self control?
>>123971898
If I were to do that, these shitmins would eventually be deadminned for good, triggering something that I wanted to discourage in the first place: them being replaced with new admins that are just as bad. The eternal admin cycle.
Just wake up and realise that the community along with it's admins is SHIT.
>>123972091
Ghlor is 19, which means that he's a barely not underage teen shitmin. Shiggy is likely 19 too, 20 at most = yet another faggot.
>>123971383
Please don't drag me into thread drama, I had my fill months ago.
t. TermedClepe
>>123972106
Words cannot express my disappointment in you...
>>123972236
BAN TERMED!
>>123970739
>mrc0urier perma banned
>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=8057#p8057
>BronnZ did not handle the situation in the best of manners
what did you expect me to do? we arrested the clown for breaking in the HoPs office and he was yelling help over the comms because we were going to brig him which makes sense because he is the clown and since i was deputized in ye old western style by the captain i didnt have to follow the space law so instead of brigging him i just stripped and flushed him in the disposal after he smoked the explosive cigar and assumed he killed himself but turns out he was alive later
after telling the crew that clown who broke the law is dead he blitzed from medbay to security and arrested me because "lol you just said clown is dead and it means you killed him" and dragged me to perma and bolted the doors on me
it made sense to get arrested by a secborg but fuck that shit i cant stand a mediborg doing that shit
>>123972283
pls no bully ;-;
>>123972252
Words cannot express how much of a gullible pro-admin failure you are. Just keep sucking on that shitmin cock until you inevitably get banned for being so retarded.
>>123972450
I don't like ghlor's hippocritical handling of space law as sec. I also don't like rabble rousing if you're not gonna post details of substantive events with log evidence. You're just shitposting for no good reason.
>>123972450
so what'd you get banned for?
>>123968187
we already have too many waifus anon
you just need to know where to look
>3 hour single traitor double agent round
Ready up you fucking faggots.
>>123972338
#Asimovmatter,Notmodule
*law*law*law
>>123972587
What makes you assume that I am currently banned in the first place? Regardless, me being banned or not isn't relevant to the discussion.
>>123972576
There's evidence everywhere, in the form of horrible bans on the site, or horrible admin logs you see every so often.
I'm gonnasmoochHime!
What was that music? It was really good.
>>123972713
Then post those. Link to an ever growing pastebin of events with log evidence. No just x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit
x is shit x is shit
x is shit
x is shit
x is shit x is shit x is shit
Cause it realyl doesn't fuckingh elp your case
>Boring as shit for 2.5hrs
>Something hits the station
>wecanrebuild.exe
>Aliens
>Power failure, something else hits the station
>Call it
>Nar'sie has risen
>mfw there were 5 people on board at round start
>Evacuating, HoP is nowhere to be seen
>HoP shocked himself on a grille somewhere
>Borg gets him
>We take his ID and leave him in escape, everything is going to shit
>Get on shuttle, authorize, leaving
>Windows blowing up on the shuttle
>Arrive at Centcomm with 3 total survivors
>3379
What a round to be CE with the spare.
>>123972713
>What makes you assume that I am currently banned in the first place?
>>123972772
Better clean off, lest you get AIDS
>>123972884
>Hime
>AIDS
Hime is a pure virgin qt, and we're gonna get married!
>>123972772
>not wanting toromantically RP withthe obviously superior Hyun
>>123972951
If you want to gain every sexual disease known to mankind go for it.
so new waifus when for the love of god someone play as waifu
all the old waifus are taken and i just want some action
>>123973393
It's time to commit suicide anon.
>>123973458
I JUST WANT WAIFU ANON DONT JUDGE ME LIKE THATwill you be my waifu?
>>123973393
Never. The age of waifus hath ended, now is the age of husbandos.but they're all either taken or gay so good luck finding one :^)
>>123973525
No, it's time to break out the bleach.
I recommend 6 - 10 glasses.
>>123973393
>taken
I would list at least three waifus who do nothing but shit around and annoy everyone but I cant tell if this is an elaborate spoonfeeding
you do play the game right
youre not just a thread lurker right
v o x waifus
o x
x
Xevonix was yahir?
>>123973659
Yeah, the mentally disturbed person with severe social issues and maybe mental.
>>123972962
i lovedeadpoo!
i'm going to marrydeadpoo!
I'm going to do it!
I'm going to play as a waifu RIGHT NOW!
>>123973393
the old waifus are not all taken
the good ones just don't want to be waifud
>play as waifu
>no one notices me
>no one talks about me
>not even mentioned in the thread
ITS ALL LIES NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU WAIFU
>>123973994
The key to being recognized is to shitpost about your character.
Begin saying how great of a job you did, maybe stir some controversy with you as the victim so the spotlight is directed more onto you.
>>123973602
>youre not just a thread lurker right
i play the game my man but everyone is taken or just straight one time waifu who wants to see what it feels like to be in center of attention
>>123973994
The best waifus are not mentioned in the thread.
Being mentioned in the thread means only that someone wishes to say something bad about you!
>>123973994
I got tired of telling people this but yes, it is the case. I staticnamed a grill for a year and the only person who ever hit on me was Kurt Jacobs. And just to be clear -- I wasn't looking for flirting anyway, so it suited me just fine.
The only explanation I can have for the "waifu" phenomenon is people posting about themselves.
>>123970862
So you want to do absolutely nothing but bitch and moan incessantly about the server you've long since left.
If the server is even half as bad as you say it is, why point out the obvious? Why even post on these threads at that matter? Can you just not find another SS13 serb you like better, or is this some kind of personal vendetta on your part? Why, if I was in your place I would just join a different server and forget that /vg/station ever existed. It has to be better than complaining about something you were unwilling to change yourself.
>>123973780
stay the fuck away from my waifu bitchyou haven't had to do horrible things to her at her behest
>>123974120
i dunno senpai,marciais a top tier waifu
and also belongs to me, ME!
>>123974618
Fuck off Xenonia nobody likes your shit-tier waifu.
>>123974618
sorry man but im desperate for waifu
marcia is mine now! MINE!
>>123974435
>tfw will never do hyun's bidding
why even live
>>123974710
I'm not Xenonia though, senpai.
>>123974725
fucking try me bitch, i'll dunk your shit if you get close to her
>>123972106
And why do you still care about such a shit community? Surely you'd think they're just getting the admims they deserve. Unless of course you're envious of them for having a position you once held and lost.
>>123973393
Never. The age of waifus is dead, now is the age of proclaiming every admin is shit because they don't treat you like God's gift to SS13.
mallory is best sec waifu. And MINE.
>>123974968
>sec waifus
Terrible taste senpai. I don't want a waifu I can't push around.
>>123974968
sorry anon, mallory is already used goods
shiggy got there first
>>123974968
That's the spirit, make sure to post more about yourself.
Try to cause a commotion now over your character as if many people want to claim them.
fags
natalya saves my life even when I'm a bully
cute____!
FAGS
>>123975175
You're not selling your character well enough, medbay is usually alright.
Try a different job like Captain to make them stand out more.
>>123974968
no Mallory is MINE.
>>123975175
natalya is a qt new waifu who isnt taken or suddled
taste/10
>>123975114
>>123975265
>one guy salty enough to respond to every waifu post calling them out for samefagging
wowee, you're a sourpuss ain't ya
let the fags have their fun. it's better than people whining about admins.
>>123975359
That's good, you might want to sprinkle in some anecdotes about your character that will make them appear in a better light while trying to "Claim" them.
>>123975392
If you want to be famous, that's fine, just make sure to be good at it otherwise you're just wasting thread space.
Although it's good you're trying to deflect attention from you posting about your character, it makes the illusion just the slightest bit more believable.
>>123975114
>>123975265
>>123975392
>he doesn't memorize typing quirks
It's almost as if he's memeing.. but no one would do that right?
>>123975392
And until more major features are added, it's the closest thing to discussion that can be done right now.
>>123975590
Family, I haven't posted about my character. Mostly because I've got five of them and the only one that's a waifu is taken already.
>>123975701
That was a good sneaky plug-in about your character.
Making them seem mysterious is good, it piques people's interest.
i want to suck a huge cock! HUGE COCK!
>>123975701
who could be behind this post
>courier banned
so who is the next player you want to see banned fellow spessmen?
>>123975943
you
>>123975787
don't we all anon
>>123975862
Wowee, how'd you figure it out?
>>123975783
And jesus, you're a smartass, aren't you? You know, responding to the shitposts with more shitposts doesn't solve the problem.
Therefore, I have come up with another solution; it's called 'ignoring the shitposters and starting a different line of conversation'. Follow my example!
Who wants to talk about what features they want to see in their department? I for one would love it if the Mules were replaced with something more efficient, maybe forklifts or some shit.
>>123975970
alright ill make a ban request for myself
to be honest im a shitty silicon and security player
>>123976142
>if the Mules were replaced with something more efficient, maybe forklifts or some shit.
mailing system
>>123976247
Something more fun than sticking a crate onto a conveyor belt and hoping it makes its way through the mess that is disposals.Man, I just want more shit to zip around the station with.
>>123976247
is it true you can send mails like papers and stuff with the mailing system or labeler and stuff?
>>123976247
>>123976142
Did someone say mail??
>>123976142
>Who wants to talk about what features they want to see in their department?
I WANT AIs TO BE ABLE TO HAVE BETTER RADIOS, FUCKING SHIT, INTERCOMM BULLSHIT.
NO FUCK THAT, I WANT AI TO FEEL LIKE AN AI, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. I AM A WARDEN IN A CUBE ON THE CAMERA LIST.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS ROLE
>>123976343
So a segway for the cargo techs or some such nonsense?
>>123976546
Basically yeah. But a forklift, since it fits with Cargo being Space UPS.
>>123976443
It was voted down
>>123976343
Go2BayLiterally
>>123976343
make personalised notes and fold them into hearts and drag the crate to them with the heart note inside
>>123976709
man, why does bay get all the cool shit. I don't wanna go to bay for cool shit, bay fucking sucks ass.
>>123976678
I KNOW, AIs ARE BULLSHIT OP AS BIG BROTHER, BUT THIS SHIT IS SO DULL.
I'M GONNA POP AN APC I'M SO MAD.
>>123976678
When, where ? Did we vote down integrating radio into the AI ?
>>123976948
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/4380
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/5516
>>123976948
There was a PR that added a captain radio to the AI built in but people said no
>>123976362
You exploit the mailing system by wrapping and tagging something useless like a sheet of paper and then sending a load of shit in the same segment, which is also why if you're mailing to several points you let it ship out one department at a time before loading it up with the next.
This is also how you mail things like animal crates and such which are immune to wrapping and therefore tagging.
Tied up and stabbed to death by a mime. I wouldn't have it any other way.
>Seeing a wiz with jaunt or a vampire
>Latejoin Engineer
>No one did power
>Spend the time to do it right and get a MW singulo going with properly cooled stuff
>Shuttle called almost immediately
>CMOtide wanders in with a spear, wants to kill Poly
>Engineer agrees to hack in for him, he gets bored and smashes a window, shocks himself to death because those windows are on the internal grid
>HOS shows up with a Cap ID, Detective Eyepatch, Ablative, Gas Mask, the works - I wouldn't be surprised if there were galoshes in her bag
>Wordlessly takes yellow gloves and leaves
>Leave because SUPERHOS apparently can't/won't hit the wizard with lethals
>>123976817
Then port the feature
>>123977538
How'd he get you?
>go watch irish movies to try to understand celt's mind
>everything without Daniel Day-Lewis is basically ass
What a strange country where its entire entertainment industry is reliant on one man. Out of 4.5 million people, only one of them manages to do something note-worthy. What's even more interesting is that from Swift to Joyce to DDL, none of them lived at the same time, had no relevant peers, and all the time between the death of one and the birth of the next is all fairly short. It's like it's some kind of perpetual spirit of worth that the Irishmen are passing along, and after the holder dies it goes and finds the next worthy heir. It must be why celt tries so hard on this server and takes so much pride in his heritage. He's trying to become the next relevant Irishman so he can redeem his people's name on this place he mistook for some kind of a virtual irish pub but in doing so is damning his people to further irrelevance.
What a strange life that man has.
>>123977664
>HOS shows up with a Cap ID, Detective Eyepatch, Ablative, Gas Mask, the works - I wouldn't be surprised if there were galoshes in her bag
Prelooting bannable when?
>>123977664
>>123977783
now to be fair it was lowpop and she got that access after wizard was confirmed
>First round post-ban
>End up a Wiz
>ohfuckwhatdoido.jpg
>Summon guns
>Get Scrying orb, Fireball, Magic Missile, and Etheral Jaunt
>Wait a bit for some chaos
>Go stationside, get some guns from armory
>get shot at, thanks HOS
>people think I'm hostile
>Retreat to maint, he manages to instantly find me
>flee to a different maint section
>Go into paramed, toss the cryo mix beaker into cryo after giving a paramed a laser gun
>another paramed walks in, shoots me dead with a Gyrojet
What a way for me to return, good round guys.
>>123977869
>muh friendly wizard
>>123977869
>>people think I'm hostile
>>123977869
No wizard who steals the armory I can consider friendly. Sorry for going straight for muh valids but too often I put my guard down and I get stabbed in the dick
I also really really wanted to use the gyrojet
>>123977783
Prelooting is generally only bannable in those conditions when we aren't on MedRP Week (which is 99.9 % of the time) :
>Looting shit like antagonist objectives or the Armory's weaponry for no reason, especially if you have no use for it
>Using your access to loot shit instead of doing your job, especially as the HoP, HoS or Captain
>>123978016
its fine, I was laughing my ass off at how fast I got dropped, Good to know you had fun with it.
>>123977783
>Lowpop
>I'm the only sec
>We have a clown AND a mime, and a gaggle of assistants running around
When parapens, jaunt, screech, vamp batjaunt, incognito touch wizard, etc are bannable.
>>123977869
Don't loot the damn armory of lethal guns then. especially the shotgun
>>123978016
There is literally nothing wrong with taking valids as you will, it was their own fault for being valid - Somewhere in The Bible 14:88
>>123977869
you blew up the paramedic office, shitcunt.
>>123978117
Whoops, missed the
>Stetchin shows up at my feet
>>123978232
No I didnt, that was the dude with the GyroJet, the size of the paramed office was too small to use fireball. Would have been suicide.
>>123978117
Too bad you spent so much time going to every department for gear to loot that you never did your job and a Paramedic did it for you :^)
>>123978359
Thanks guy who wasn't an observer following the wizard. Unsurprisingly, it's kind of difficult to kill a faggot that's jaunting constantly. I was geared before he showed up.
>>123978232
No, the gyrojet pistol explodes on contact and that shit blew up stronger than I thought.
I was hoping the shotgun I gave you would make up for that
>>123978719
Different guy complaining about the office, I just moved to another room after you blew it up.
>>123977869
>get some guns from armory
>people think I'm hostile
HAAAAAAAAAH
>>123979373
>be antag
>people think I'm hostile
HAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>123979451
>buy syndi balloon
>ban bait entire round
erry time
>>123979451
You mean like the wizard right now?
>>123979521
>find Syndicate balloon lying around
>carry it around
>greyshits randomly assaulting me, breaking in to attack me
>security is overwhelmed with the swarm of valid hunters
>meanwhile antag assassinates the captain
>>123972775
You ok there? You have a fucking stroke?
Sarah Johnson is my waifu.
I want her to train me in combat and bombmaking and our hands brush, and we both look up and blush before becoming bonnie and clide and kiss while we dominated the heads and security.
Is that so wrong?
>>123980090
that's normal anon
one of the resident autists finally made a post here. He'll disappear back into his department to min/max his job in a bit.
>>123978542
I guess the paramedic didn't need all that gear, maybe you should get as good as a paramedic before you play HOS
>>123980221
kill yourself my man
>>123980221
>>123980354
fuck off sarah
Reminder
>>123980221
>her
diapers in game when?
we need more degenerate stuff in this game
>>123980221
shit tier waifu baka desu senpai
>>123980428
Better version
>>123970739
Well shit.
Courier is an alright guy. Just a bit of a hothead.
RIP
>>123980490
can there be kekolding in spess?
>>123980221
S T A L E
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>>123980712
I've keked a few people, so sure, why not?
>>123980673
>Willy Spook As Sol Common : cap get this hot head borg outta here
>>123980642
>>123980428
>4 hours of work
>ignorant fool used 3 scrubbers for 5 miners
>didn't even ignite his mix
>23 m kpa
>barely above room temp
>no mention of mols
>other ignorant fools applaud this embodiment of mediocrity
babbys first flood
>>123980490
>No virus/chem that when injected turns people into a female bimbo with brain damage, blindness and clumsiness
>You will never pump the captain full of this chem and then dress him up in a schoolgirl outfit and send centcomm pictures/audio logs of him giggling and being a big bimbo
;_;
>>123980221
>Good at combat
The only combat i'm good at is blindsiding people who aren't even paying attention. I haven't been playing much lately too so i'm even worse than my usual godawful unrobustness.
>>123980490
non-antag vox wh- oh
>>123981013
Sarah, come on now. Let the newbies have their moment..
>>123981243
not sarah, just an autistic random namer
>>123981135
You can't do it in one injection, but give all of those traits, massive brain damage and slap him around until he complies. Take pictures and send faxes.
>>123981291
SAME FUCKING THING!
>>123981135
Oh, I thought my fetish was shit
Borgs having hands WHEN
>>123981307
I mean yeah there are ways to do it already, but getting a virus that results in giggling + all of the genetic traits you'd need to find + sex change operation is a lot of work.
I'd prefer if I just had a 3 stage chemical I could put in his veins. Or if it was a changeling sting or something?
>>123981291
He's shitposting with the waifu meme.
[Censored due to Global rule #7] and ignore him.
>>123981135
>bimboficiation
>not mind breaking the male captain and forcing him to blow the whole crew
>>123981439
But centcom needs to be impressed.
They need to sit down in their desks, look at each other. They need too look back at the fax.
One of them begins to speak, but holds back. Captain Tiberius has a skirt.
Sulking in the corner, pomf goes through the tape recorder log you sent. He looks pained, but then everyone stops as the fax machine turns on again.
Are those cat ears?
>>123976709
Out of interest I booted up a local copy of bay to try it out, not only did I identify several bugs with it right off the bat I also noted you can use it to completely block off a hallway as well as trap yourself, it's the ultimate griffing vehicle.
Some of these flaws are very noticeable which leads me to believe it's either not used at all or their coders simpy don't give a shit, or both.
>>123981528
What? No. Sarah Dongson is the other person I recognize that always wants to go over the fucking top with atmospherics, even asked for mol count.In retrospect, Sarah could have approximated the mol count based on pressure and temperature.
>>123981537
>Implying that isn't part of the drug
I just want it to melt a majority of his brain, just enough so that he's faintly aware of his horrifying fate and a part of him is always screaming internally, give him some cute titties, and make him just the cutest girl ever.
Blowing guys is just a side effect of the brainmelting.
>>123981389
forced fem is a god tier fetish anon. lots of powerful men have it.
189th for port /tg/ nuke so we can do cigarette butt ops
>>123981731I did. It's obnoxious to have to plug the stats in every time when I could just scan it
>>123981774
It's only good if the guy is kinda effeminate to begin with, otherwise it's just some loser who looks like a DRAG queen
>>123981891
The chem would obviously reshape his bone structure entirely, anon. Nanomachines, son.
>>123981824
We already have the chameleon... thing
>>123981974
good point
>>123981824
Christ I fucking hate that shit. It's almost as bad as jaunt faggots
>>123982065
>I hate the entire nuke team Mission Impossible-ing through the halls as cigarette butts
When does this even happen?
>>123982164
all the fucking time jesus christ just use bombs you faggots it's way more fun.
>>123982164
It's cute until you're trying to find the thing that is a pgdn, pgup away from burst firing and cutting your head off
>>123982164
I was part of a team that did it once.
It was pretty fun.
Blew the nuke without anyone even knowing we were there.
Reminder that a /tg/ coder literally tried to add aimbot to ss13 after he got dumpstered on his antag round
https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/11786
>>123982004
Quit being /d/eviant enablers, you lot. This is a Christian serb, we don't want their kind here.
>>123982647
gas all christfags in the name of the honkmother
>>123981731
Madman here.
Last check I made on the canister plasma mol count was about 1,8 million mols.
The air chamber in which the gas miners were active was at about 4000kpa all round, so I was scrubbing almost all of their output. Also, goal was to get the highest room temperature pressure I could get. Mainly because I wanted to work off wikipedia's order of magnitude in pressure and reach the pressure necessary to make solid oxygen and synthetic diamonds.
>>123982717
All honkers will kneel before Space Christ or slip on their asses doing so.
>>123982717
>he says while exposing everyone to his demented fetishes in the hope they will tell him what he wants to hear
You're only fooling yourself.
>>123982415
>caring about TEEGEE
I would say "go away goofball" but goofball might have agreed to that idea, not going to read through that.
>>123983596
He actually commented in there along with Niggly. I think they were both mocking the idea too.
>>123983596
>not laughing at such a display of shamelessness
C'mon on, now.
GitHub changed the placement of the navigating buttons, run for GitLab when?
>>123982415
>Niggler and Pomf express opinions
>HOW CAN U HAVE AN OPINION IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME COMBAT SYSTEM
>USELESS OPINIONS ABLOOBLOOBLOO
Pretty typical for /tg/, no?
Aim assist would make melee combat stupid easy. Security would have a field day with this kind of change as nabbing people in a 3 tile wide hall is now even easier.
>>123983783
Tried it before, ended up being worse.
>>123981135
Don't do that
>>123983959
Sex change virus symptom would be neat though
>tfw you got your happy ending and fulfilled the dream to make /vg/station the meme you wanted it to be
>>123984247
stop being so cryptic family
>>123983863
>goof's terrible electric singulo
>pomf says the PA sprite is stolen, and if not, it still looks ugly
>"YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LIAR AND YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH" says the creator
>both comments deleted
>>123984096
No.
It wouldn't.
>>123975103
>>123984247
Hey there, Shiggy!
>>123984421
Why not
>>123984317
>added the CIA outfit
>waifus are now tolerated, if not accepted
>vintage shitters mostly banned
Living the dream, tbqh.
>>123972831
>We take his ID and leave him in escape
WAIT WHY DID YOU DO THAT
>>123984745
>yfw they got the borg to drag the body to escape and never revived him
>>123984416
>Goof shows up to cry that we need to ban some guy who "stole" his work
Literally shit
>>123984603
Sex change is a problematic subject for crossboarding /pol/tards and we have to protect their own version of political correctness at all costs. Don't you get that 4chan is their safe space?
>>123984829
HE WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN WE LEFT
I WENT TO GET A BURN KIT AND YOU FUCKING LEFT HIM TO DIE?!!?
>>123984981
>>123984707
Actually, you just largely decreased the value of waifus since the market is not over saturated with them. In 2013 we had no more than 2 waifus at a time. Now we have more than 10 "waifu" in 2015. You've essentially dropped the waifu standard and made them worthless. Nobody will be talking about waifus in about 1 or 2 months.
>>123984416
Goof is one hell of a guy. I don't think I'll ever forget Goof mining. I'm not sure if /tg/ is his main server but the sperging reminds me of some of the /tg/ players that come around.
>Do something people do not like
>Gets shat on, plays victim
>Gets told that they're wrong/to fuck off
>"HOW CAN I BE WRONG WOW THIS IS VEEGEE BUNCH OF FUCKING SHITTERS IM THE VICTIM /tg/ IS SO MUCH BETTER"
>Tell them to calm down
>HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
A lot of colorful characters, I'll give them that. I'd hate to generalize /tg/ but I don't understand why the ones that show up are super hotheaded. Chill ones tend to be waifubait McSlut.
>>123985427
I just wish he'd stop asking for people ot be banned from the vg irc cause he's being a little crybaby
>Wander into medbay
>Like 5 bodies piled up
>All getting treated with the wrong priority
>No pills in the fridge at all
>Mime interfering with medicine
>People getting thrown in cryo at 40% blood
The cryo has been drinking
My chem dispenser's asleep
>>123985427
never forgetti
I tried to be a good captain that round, set up medbay and gave the borgs some interesting laws.
also
>that HoP managed blew the wizard away and kept the station quiet all shift.
Good man
TGs ling sting left click thing when?
Remove popups from abilities. They're just awful. If you only have one person near you, it should be smart and just do it. If more than one, it should put the ability on your cursor and you should click them (with appropriate checks for distance when you do manage to click them, of course).
>>123984981
>tfw gay as hell
>boyfriend is trans
>still agree with 90% of what /pol/ says
>even understand Putin's reasoning in that he's targeting a culture, not an orientation
feels weird
Did the first wiz do anything or was he a "friendly" antag that doesn't antagonize despite being the antagonist? I was dying of boredom in sec until the second got bussed in.
>>123985375
By dumping the value of waifus and creating something the waifuconomy calls "cheap waifus" - and "cheap waifus" allow rapid expanison of the waifu economy. I've also managed to create such an environment where a waifu would devalue herself, trying to meet the median values on the market, making high-quality waifus more prone to capture at lower values.
It's quite genius, really.
>>123985618
In 2 years of spess i have never ever reached this asteroid
I don't go on spess trips often but still what the fuck gives
>>123985705
he was definitely antagonizing alice
>>123985658
>ling sting left click thing
>>123985618
christ almighty I'm going to vomit
>>123985620
>Recall shuttle
>Wiz backs into bridge shooting eyelazers behind him
>Fumble for my shotgun
>Land two shells into him
>finish the job with an egun
>>123985703
>not gay is ogay :DDD
>>123985602
>>All getting treated with the wrong priority
Every life is precious and deserves to be preserved and restored anon.
>bless the mime
>bless the clown
>bless the HoP and captain
>I don't even know what I want to play
>Set a bunch of jobs up and get ready
>You are Wizman
>Don't want to murderbone so I get Etheral Jaunt, Blink, Mind Swap and No robes
>Sneak onto the station and get changed
>Guy sees me but is cool
>Line up to the HoP to try and get ID
>HoP mistakes me for ghostbuster
>He gives me All access
>Decide nows a good time to find the paramedic and scope the situation
>Oh yeah objectives were AI and kill Paramedic
>He's braindead in his office
>walk in and take him to church and cremate him
>No AI
>Go hang out with Tim (HoP) and Clown Mascot
>The whole time this is happening Tim is trying to get Alice to accept that she's a lizard girl
>Join his quest
>We make plans to swap her brain into a lizard body
>We get everything done and we're in surgery
>Fucking another Wizard pops up and kills tim
>I Jaunt away and try to heal
>I return to medbay and he's there
>Kills me
Oh well man, Tim you were a legend and Im sorry I could help Alice find her true self. Great Round.
>>123985807
go to derelict
go to the southeast most tip
go south
>>123985853
I love tallspurdo
>>123985807
Learn how to explore space.
>>123985914
So it's systematically there ?
>>123985705
He did nothing so soca put me in with the objective to kill him. I had planned on taking your bum for that e z p z stun but apparently someone decided that butt bot's revenge needed to be a pop up menu spell
>>123985747
This actually makes the high quality waifus reject their waifu status, making them near unattainable for even the highest valued bachelor. You've made cheap waifus more plentiful and good waifus harder to attain. Mark my word, you better sell your waifu stocks now. I see a crash coming really soon.
>>123985884
That's what you get for being a no fun fag
>>123981135
A while back I was coding "fun sodas" basically random garbage you would get from putting a coin in the soda machine. One of the 10 or 15 drinks I coded was one that was like "Privilege Check Plus" and would increase your skin tone, force gender swap to female, and cause random disabilities.
I ended up trashing the project months ago when we went to gitlab, but there were all kinds of sodas, like "wall in a can" which was a noreact metal foam drink so it would make walls wherever you drank it, etc. I can't remember any more off the top of my head.
>>123985991
Riperdoddle.
>>123985876
I mean you don't waste time healing the guy at -80% by focusing on the guy at 40%. Prioritize. Triage.
>>123985986
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/tgstation/full-3.png
yes
