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ChitLG edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/VolkjEe.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>123939801
My waifu can beat up your waifu. Your waifu a shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QywhTDUrX-0
ddk used to be so cute
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What is it like to not have a bf?
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>>123939801
Someone should create a case study on how anime improves your CS:GO skills.
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LFAOOOO NICE FUCKING NETCODE I FUCKING LOVE GETTING TELEPORTED BACK LLMFOAFMAOFOAFMOAMO NICE FUCKING AWP HIT ME 400 MILLISECOND FUCKING AGO AND LAMFOAMFE ROLF I FUCKING TELEPORT BACK LMAFOAO NICE FUCKING NETCODE VALVE NICE FUCKING FUCK
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>>123940786
BRs and other nations with shit internet shouldn't be allowed to play anyways.
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Why is VP in CSGO a manly dude-bro team yet in Dota they are the most fuckboi team ever?

Also I think their captain has a vac ban in CSGO
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>>123941138
>captain
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How many CS:GO pro players hack to win tournies?
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>>123941313
~15%
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>>123941226
Dota actually has a captain position instead of IGL. Anyways, it's this guy.
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anyone use csgo blackjack? thinking about getting into it but not sure.
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>>123941313
Enough that Valve doesn't ban them in fear of completely ruining the "pro" scene. So at least 30%.
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anyone use csgoskins4free.ru? thinking about getting into it but not sure.
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new operation incoming
confirmed maps:
de_nuke (rebuilded version, will be in active duty map pool after end of operation)
de_season
cs_museum
de_castle
de_bazaar
de_seaside
de_port
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Okay so, AWP behind cover has 100% accuracy and scope
And the one attacking him has a 2 pixel hitbox to hit while the AWP can hit the entire body

OK??? Balance?
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>>123942412
lol
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>spending real nigga hours solo queuing
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>>123942412
so next time are you gonna remember to take off the artist's signature when you steam images from workshop?
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>>123943224
REMINDER: Only the USA can have RNH

Nowhere in the USA is currently experiencing RNHs

THIS POST IS A FAKE NIGGA.
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>>123943224
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>>123943224
/!\ THOT DETECTED /!\
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How profitable is the market?
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>>123943224
u got me senpai

fuck it, hmu if y'all around MG /id/suspiciousdongactivity

>>123944049
steam? OPs?
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>>123944190
>it's reddit o'clock
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>>123944350
>tumblr filename
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I just want someone to make lost world for ut4 desu
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My niggas which one do I bet on this impossible to rig match
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>>123939801
>watch anime
>get autism
>get good
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>>123944737
>want image
>google it
>get first result
Meanwhile you saved a image capture of one of the most reddit videos from here that single-handedly killed the "stroke" meme
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>>123944190
steam market
and gambling skins
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Our one and only guy, Ocean, is streaming
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black ddk used to look a whole lot better holy shit
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who would be on G2.fe?
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>dota patch will have two new heroes
>balance changes
>they got source 2
>bug fixes
>meanwhile we are getting skins
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>he thinks guardian is better than m0e
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>>123947251
>bug fixes for source 2
Now that's just wrong
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new operation sropping hot tomorrow
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>>123947251
>>they got source 2
>>bug fixes
>he doesn't know about the fucking game-breaking glitch on source 2's release date
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anyone watching moes stream lmao
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watch moes stream and have dinner or watch anime
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anyone here still trading?
I am so fucking bored got stuck at 485k wat do
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>>123949027
buy a dlore and trade that for a bunch of knives then sell sell sell
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>>123949847
atm thats what I am trying to do
also I have around 100 keys in stickers should I wait?
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>>123950402
I would wait, stickers aren't going to go down anytime soon
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Have your csgo friends done anything severly autistic?

>GN3 rich mate buys Dlore
>Names it AWPA for ebin avatar reference
>gets scammed out of it and 3000+ USD in skins
>still tells me he'd be MGE if his teammates weren't shit
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>>123947631
TRICKED
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>>123950563
ranks seem to be a massive fucking meme nowadays
I was cycling between nova3/4
stopped for 2-3 months
came back
LE in 25-30 wins

>tfw sold my howl
>tfw it raised like 50% in price
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Do Knife skins drop in price after a new operation?

Just wondering if I should cash out on my Stained Bayonet and buy something better.
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>>123951330
you should cash out now because shit will get fucked at christmas sale
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>watch a pro like freakazoid casually move across the map, stopping and headshotting in an instant
>does it so fluidly it doesn't even look like he stops
>I try the same thing
>I look like a literal retard and get my ass raped

FUCK CS
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>>123951370
As in during the steam christmas sale?

Why do knives drop in price during that?
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>>123951502
people are selling them to buy games
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animes are so autistic it bugs me sometimes
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>>123951556
thanks for the tip.
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>>123950563
i bought a $200 bayo or something a year or two ago, that was pretty autistic
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why cant i just fucking kill everyone
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>>123952230
you can kill me my man
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why can't i sleep
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>>123951330
all skines drop in price whenever new skines are released or when sales or big steam releases come and people cash out

gta5 was the biggest skine price crash in csgo history
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>>123942686
uhh gotards??
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i'LL TAJE GRENADES FOR $400 ALEX
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>he only had money for one nade and he bought a flash over smoke
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>>123952375
just go to sleep my man
maybe you will finally just die in your sleep already
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anyone else add all animes they see in the hopes that one day one of them will turn out to be a real live cute anime girl instead of an autist
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jordan gilbert just needs to stop smoking weed and cloud9 would be so much better
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>>123953402
is this how animes trick each other into all that cute talk while every single piece of evidence is that 100% of animes are homeless tier autists

you see them as their avatar instead of what you know they are
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>>123953503
yes
i have a soft spot for animes because i like to believe they are like their actual avatar, even though i know deep in my heart it's not true
then one of them keys their mic some time and i unfriend them
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Anyone have the list of Richard Lewis names?
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>>123953570
this explains why so many animes are type only

it also explains why all the "girls" in other fps game generals are type only

like ps2g they have like 5 people who pretend to be girls lol

and people actually believe it because thats the level theyre at right now lol
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>tfw liquid's coach is literally the worst player ever in CSS who happens to be hiko's buddy
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>>123953659
coach in cs is a meme role what are you gonna say "aim better" lol kill yourself
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>>123953702
this desu
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>>123953702
i know, but why didn't they pick up someone who was decent in some iteration of the game
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>>123953602

>>123874712
>>123875301
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>>123953836
why would somebody who was decent at the game want to be on liquid?
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>>123953884
they want a job where they do literally nothing
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>>123953884
liquid pays more than any other org for some reason lol also they never cut players so lol
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>>123941482
Fuck he's cute
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>tfw 400 xp till rank up
>tfw cant play comp since drops tomorrow

wat do???
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>>123954965
play anime
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>>123954965
fap 2 sum javs
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Should I join Deathmatch servers to practice for competitive? Sometimes my aim is on point and i'm getting 3frags per round. Other times I spray like a retard and get my team killed because I couldn't kill a guy point blank,
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>>123955342
you should get good and erp with me
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>>123955385
How will that help me play videogames.
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>>123955454
i'll teach you global secrets if you do a good job
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>>123955342
it'd be better to play retake servers if you can
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>tfw my super ultra gaming monitor 144 hz still hasnt come

Ree ree
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>>123956179
i know that feel friend
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>>123942412
True?
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>>123956486
lmao i just replied to myself lmao im retarded lmao
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>>123956617
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>dont play for a year
>come back
>200 won rankeds
>level 1, cant play ranked anymore
what the fuck is this shit
so now im supposed to play fucking casuals for god knows how long?

how to level up to 3 the fastest?
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>play casual for the first time in about a year
>first map
>at least 7 different autists fighting for the same gurl gaymur's attention
>disconnect

never again
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ok wich one of you is botgaben?
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>>123957165
DM
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>>123957165
yeah its annoying now but its literally one of the best changes they ever made in terms of keeping hackers in check along with the 10 wins requirement

you will be happy its in the game once you get through it

bonus exp resets tuesday night, if you grind out early bonus exp over 2 weeks its ez
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who anime here
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>>123956515
No. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=560609406
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it has been my dream to have a knife for as long as I play this game, since I'm poorfag the best I have is some 5€ weap.

if there's someone out there who's rich enough,
http://steamcommunity.com/id/atherir
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>>123959291
who /doggo/ here?
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where my senpaitachi at?
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tfw have na posts to make

only na poster up
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>>123959729
NA NEET here
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>>123955892
its impossible to find good retake servers these days its either warowl mg1s or aim god literal pros
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any /sp/ here?
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>>123959789
I just woke up and am not tired. Go away you human refuse
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LETS GO TEAM YP!
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tfw i queue with a girl and play like shit because she makes me nervous
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>>123961138
This happened to me before. Was on a 3v1 clutch situation and managed to kill the first two; however, I tilted before getting the last kill because she suddenly spoke through voice chat.
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>Fuck that I don't like reddit
LITERALLY OUR GUY
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>>123959291
Low level anime here. Anyone have any recommendations on what to watch to improve my game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkmV7m_qcHk
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tfw you have a karambit
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>>123961691
tfw i have a little kids karambit because kids are gullible
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>>123959570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSEW3sUitA
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>>123953882
Ty senpai
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HOLY FUCK I HATE RUSSIANS AND LISTENING TO RUSSIANS WHAT THE FUCK IM DYING
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Deep down inside I know this is true and it's pissing me off.
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>>123961959
I'd rather play with russians than americans
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>>123962190
nope
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I am good at clicking on peoples head.
My game sense is also pretty good.
My communication and team work are also pretty good.

However I can not navigate my way around maps for fucking shit. I am always getting stuck on corners and little things that are sticking out.

I am global elite and frequently drop 30 or 40 frags but when I move around the map I look like a bumbling retard. I try to bunnyhop but most of the time it looks really fucking pathetic.
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>>123962189
I think it's no longer possible to get a rank lower than MG after placement senpai desu.
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>>123961313
Steel's tutorials are the only ones worth watching.
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>do top bants
>gay guy goes full whiteknight and tries to start a kerfuffle with me
>gently choke him a bit to remind him who's the alpha
>he bitches out like the little gaylord he is and cries on twitter
tbqh give me a (you)
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I hope shifty gets all his anime figs hotglue'd by other guys.
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Whats this subs opinion on Steel?
Is he one of our guys?

Hes pretty much as far from reddit as it gets imo
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>>123962189
>>123962747
yeah it used to be mg1-3 was the start of "pretty good" at counter strike in that you had the main game mechanics down like economy basics and some nade use but these days mg1 is literally what sem used to be, without exaggeration

if you havent been there recently you have no idea just how bad its gotten
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>>123962530
Hours? I'm LEM with 1350h and have godlike movement, probably better aim then you, and shit game sense.
In 1v1's i consistently go double positive against LE-Globals. I consistently hit 170ms reaction AWP shots and still can barely hold LEM. I don't AWP much thought, im better with a rifle. LEM is just so fucking difficult, every fucking CT knows exactly how to bait me into a crossfire without me even knowing it and my team can barely ever get a trade. In lower ranks i can literally clear sites alone, plant the bomb and rush the other site to kill rotates and let my shit team defend the bomb, but it just stopped working in LE-LEM.

Anyways, if you move like a silver and drop 40's on Globals you're going to get OW banned eventually. Try some surfing and KZ, i haven't done much myself but just understanding the basics will do a lot for you.

>>123963189
except i was nova 4 pre-change and only got to MG2 from it.

It was a 3 rank shift at lower levels and only 2 ranks in the top 5.

>>123963141
If the definition of "Our Guy" is "Pisses off reddit", then yes. He's also pretty chill and his sense of humor is very agreeable to people like us.
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>>123963461
no. you got 3 ranks for free instantly and then over time you got even more. as the change is even more now than it once was. if you're LEM now you would be mg1-2 pre welfare or lower.

mg1 now is literally exactly what silver used to be. I got 5 kills or less per game on my smurf and actively threw games to win only 10 out of 30 and I still placed at mg1. silver is completely gone
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>>123963628
Yeah, you actually have to try hard to derank after placement if you want to reach silver.
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>>123963479
>there are still shills ITT who think he's not our guy
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http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/01/youre-no-one-until-someone-accuses-you-of-assault/
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>>123963628
i've gotten 3 account ranked low nova or silver in less then 30 matches each, you just can't control yourself and drop 50's to win a match? This was like August.

There are literally still silver players. They just don't answer stupid online polls because they don't go on the sites that said polls are held on.
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>>123963141
>subs

git back to reddit
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/bowafuzzle/

anything pls
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reminder that silver 1 accounts are more expensive to buy than global accounts
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>>123963461
1.6k hours.
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>>123963852
no. I got 5 kills or less every game. as I said the effect is stronger now than it was in the past. if you actually made a smurf now you would see how different it is. silver is gone, it only exists for griefers. and if you were global before welfare ranks instead of nova 4 like you were, you would see the effect at the top ranks too. lem now = mg1 pre welfare
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>>123964084
are you implying that i've literally improved one rank in 6+ months and 900 hours?
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>>123963834
>be in the wrong
>get fired
>"you can't fire me I quit"
>argue with random people on twitter for 3 days straight
>write article about yourself about how you were right and everyone else is wrong

GOtards, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>123964142
no I'm not implying that, I'm saying it very clearly and straightforward
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>>123964242
Ok, then at least I'm positive you're trolling now and I can stop taking the bait.
Well meme'd
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>>123964329
its just banter m8 ;>
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>>123964152
>be loda
>kucked
>can't win a single pro game
>can't fight a man twice your age
>police refuse to help you because you started it
>cry
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>>123964152
wait was semmler fired o.o....
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>>123964329
no, literally not trolling and the fact that you automatically dismiss being told the truth as bait shows how far things have gone

you can easily verify anything I've said
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>>123964659
hes a retard too, and a kuck.

But RL really fucked up and he KEEPS crying about it


what a kuck
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>people with multiple VAC bans on one account are allowed to play games
Just why?
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>>123965263
He ain't going anywhere for a long time. He's never been professional and even the police cleared him of guilt. Loda hopefully gets cut from Alliance tho.
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>>123963082
>nade drops him to 55hp
>does not reconsider peeking.
What a shitter.
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dead thread

esports when
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both are on the market for less than 50 cents

buy my two skins pls i need the money for civ 5
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>>123967596

neck yourself
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>>123967838
k
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>>123939725
FOR ALL OF YOU DOUBTERS

Here is the ULTIMATE proof that Thorin is literally one of us.
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>>123969138
thorin is a kuck
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>biggie smalls on chrisj stream
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>>123969138
you mean a autistic retard?
he literally thinks because someone is talking to you, you can literally assault someone like a nigga
>he din du nuffin
>richard a good boi!
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>>123969895
>you mean a autistic retard?
ONE OF US
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>>123939725
>be me
>finally get a knife after working hard for a month
>get real ill with the flu
>go to trade knife for flip DDPAT FN
>trader pulls the ol' switcharoo to a m4a1-s DDPAT
>in my sick state dont notice
>there goes all my hard work
>ready to die
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>>123969138
>>123969994


>Thorin @Thooorin 57m57 minutes ago
>.@LiquidTLO @RLewisReports That's like saying it's hard to take TaeJa's results seriously cos he played for the same team as you

>Dario Wünsch @LiquidTLO 36m36 minutes ago
>@Thooorin @RLewisReports I thought basic understanding of logical fallacies would be a core skill for any journalist.


hopefully more people expose this fake
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>>123954380
looks like a young egoraptor
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>>123961959
кpyт
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Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.

http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
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>>123971996

>game awards
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>>123970890
how stupid can you be
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>>123971996
>voting for reddits favorite player and reddits favorite team
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Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
Richard "Killing Sven with a Five Seven" Lewis
Richard "Give me Asian meat while I smash this Swedish geek" Lewis
Richard "Choking Them like TSM" Lewis
Richard "Fuck your bitch and Stream on Twitch" Lewis
Richard "Feel my rage when I go back stage" Lewis
Richard "No antidote for a broken throat" Lewis
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>>123973598
Richard "Go hard on the Dotard" Lewis
Richard "Blight of the White Knight" Lewis
Richard "Backstage more like Smack cage" Lewis
Richard "Kek Hunt" Lewis
Richard "I'm fucking, you're cücking" Lewis
Richard "turns into Lennie when confronted" Lewis
Richard "crush your windpipe for the twitter likes" Lewis
Richard "fucking democracy" Lewis
Richard "Play Dota and I'll choke ya" Lewis
Richard "Me and Thorin get the blood pouring" Lewis
Richard "talk shit backstage get left in a grave" Lewis
Richard "the third reich of counter strike" Lewis
Richard "Fucking Hiko's Mom while putting you down" Lewis
Richard "Stronghold on the vocal fold" Lewis
Richard "Fucking cunts and punting c.ucks" Lewis
Richard "Choke Slam at LAN" Lewis
Richard "I'm the buck, you're the cück" Lewis
Richard "wake up sheeple" Lewis
Richard "Talk shit, get hit" Lewis
Richard "end your lifespan at a lan" Lewis
Richard "behold my chokehold" Lewis
Richard "Come on stage, feel my rage" Lewis
Richard "If your girl is a chink, I'm deep in that pink" Lewis
Richard "chat shit when i'm casting, not long you'll be lasting" Lewis
Richard "dominate your date and suffocate you mate" Lewis
Richard "ease into your chinese squeeze and leave her shaking like parkinsons disease" Lewis
Richard "Leave you cold on the floor while banging your gf next door" Lewis
Richard "The Swedish Pain Hurricane" Lewis
Richard "You'll c.uck, I'll fuck, She'll suck" Lewis
Richard "Fuck your whore and leave you on the floor" Lewis
Richard "crush your spine over a sign" Lewis
Richard "RKO the Dota Pro" Lewis
Richard " on the analyst desk, and grasping your neck" Lewis
Richard "Choke the dotard fuck her throat hard" Lewis
Richard "12 gauge back stage" Lewis
Richard "On twitter I'll gloat about the deep throat" Lewis
Richard "Sex then Suplex" Lewis
Richard "the trachea terrorist" Lewis
Richard "1v1 clutch against the cück" Lewis
Richard "Esophagus Sarcophagus" Lewis
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>>123973598
Richard "Thank you Richard" Lewis
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>tfw you top frag and carry the team but you just feel really stressed out like you have to carry every game
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>no posts in 3 hours

uuuhhh, gotards?
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what to watch?

sk vs g2?
navi vs dig?
tsm vs efrag
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how the fuck do i find a stable group of players who want to compete in leagues and actively improve as a team
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>>123977503
/csgog/ has the highest amount of players dedicated with love to the game

Head this way --> >>123939725
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http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snvdg2

get some of that drama in you
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csgog, more like fucking kill yourself am I right people
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>>123977436
your mother vs my cock
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>>123977670
>believing anything a pussy ass swede has to say
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>>123977572
>/csgog/ has the highest amount of players dedicated with love to the game

except you all play like you're deaf and half-blind and aim like you're using a laptop touchpad
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>>123978075
So tsm would be my mum, and efrag would be your cock. Something small and insignificant vs something huge?
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>>123969138
literally who cares about these fags and their mandrama. fuck off
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>>123978239
I don't care if what he says is true, I want the drama to continue

I really want there to be a video, though that would be awesome. We worldstar now
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>>123978307
come on man your mom isn't insignificant even if he raised you
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>>123967418
never hopefully

just

kill me
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>>123978530
TSM aren't small and insignificant anon....
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>>123978864
neither is my dick
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>>123969138
sometimes I think thorin dumps on reddits because hes actually the ultimate reddit and thinks of himself as being even better than all of reddit in all of those things
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>>123978250
>using a laptop touchpad
good idea for a smurf tbqh
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>>123978935
prove it? :3
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>>123979004
sent ;)
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>>123978307
this is such an awkward retort because either youre calling his dick huge or youre calling your own mother fat, its like you either compliment his juicy cock or yo momma yourself
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>>123979114
Yea that is some /d2g/ tier cuCkery
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>>123979114
your mom has a huge dick anon
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http://www.pcgamer.com/richard-lewis-dreamhack-esports-update/

lol
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>>123979467
>At this time then Jonathan Berg aggressively approached Richard Lewis and the two began to yell at one another, until Richard grabbed Jonathan's neck and began to strangle it, and then our staff intervened to end the physical confrontation.
>DreamHack's witnesses do not believe that Berg touched Lewis before Lewis grabbed him
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>>123979114
How is it calling his dick huge, when the scale is the different orgs? No one would consider TSM anything less than one of the largest orgs in esports, and efrag are a shit org, set up by availer i think, to basically scam money from sponsors
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>>123979467
>Nonetheless, DreamHack will not be working with Richard Lewis again. "Moving forward DreamHack's very quickly reached the conclusion that we will no longer be hiring or working with Richard Lewis indefinitely," Van Driel writes. "We cannot condone violent behaviour at our events. Jonathan will be welcome at all events in the future, however we would like to reiterate that aggressive behaviour is not acceptable."

But Dreamhack didn't hire Richard...
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Daily reminder that false flagging dotards are coming to this thread because they cant handle the fact that they are beta male redditors.
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>>123979923
you can tell that dotard are posting here because theres more than 1 post per 2 hours
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Thorin @Thooorin 48s49 seconds ago
"Violence can never be justified/defended"
-cowards willing to let the entire world be run by the most violent people.

lmao thoorin.
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I was advised to be silent but I can't stand it anymore. @RLewisReports strangled @LodaBerg and I was the one who with force stopped Richard so he wouldn't deeply injure Loda, or worse. I don't know what would have happened if I wasn't there.

I came down and saw Richard and Kelly having a huge verbal dispute. I took the position between the two and when Kelly walked off I tried to calm Richard down and advised him to let this go as it wasn't worth it.

While talking to Richard, Loda pops up without me really being able to react. Loda didn't touch Lewis but aggressively approached Richard. There was a fast and aggressive conversation where Loda said "I'm here, yes it's me". Suddenly Richard attacked Loda and started to strangle him.

Who strangles another when threatened? That's beyond me! It wasn't like Richard tried to push Loda away and accidentally hit his throat. No, Richard grabbed Lodas throat with both hands and pushed him backwards towards the ground while strangling what to me looked very hard.

I grabbed Richard and pulled him through the door. I was upset and sad that he had fucked up the situation so badly as I had tried to calm him down. This story was given as a witness to the police on site.

Later on DreamHack staff was able to get both parties to agree to settle this and move on. Loda wanted a guarantee that Richard wouldn't spin this online which they both eventually agreed on.

Since then Richard have according to me, spinned this as much as he can in all direction to try to become the victim and to bait people like me to overstep and react.

Here is the truth from someone who witnessed this from a 1 meter distance and had to act with civil courage and wanted to settle this to move on without this being a public circus and popularity contest.
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tfw no anime csgf
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http://www.vacbanned.com/view/detail/id/76561197968633788

uhh
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>>123980593
..gotards?
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every time I see memeler doing these ads I want to nuke myself
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do you think if I go pro animes will want to erp with me?
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>>123980593
gonzo is his old alias btw from when he wrote/worked for cadred

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJVfjS9u-gc

apparently he went by 'castro' as well

http://www.fragmasters.co.uk/archive/index.php/t-15025.html

naughty rlewis... i know i don't want vac banned panelists in MY csgo..
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>>123981001
i know i dont want redditors in my gen

>>>/v/eddit
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>>123981001
I hope we find out rlewis raped a girl at some convention or something "but only raped her a little bit" so that he can be even more of a controversial figure of political correctness
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>swedekek can't handle the bants and comes for a kerfuffle
>gets absolutely destroyed
>somehow the brit is in the wrong
uhmmmmmmm gotards???
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>>123981586
sounds like another case of clucks getting clucked

its elementary
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>>123981586
Hello dotard
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>>123981274
As annoying and dumb as some people can be, and regardless of the sarcastic cynicism you're trying to convey, it's important to recognize that the level of conversation on Reddit is often quite high. Many people have exceedingly insightful and funny things to say. At least, compared to real life conversations, I feel this way.
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>my 144 hz monitor shipment hasnt come yet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>123981960
dont worry anon once you get it I'll suck your cock and make you cum lots in my mouth ^_^
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>>123981872
that has to be pasta, right?
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>>123981960
>falling for the 144hz meme
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*curls toes*
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what game are you watching?

NaVi vs Dignitas or SK Gaymen vs Gaymers2?
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>>123982125
too anorexic, wouldnt date but would abuse
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>>123982125
i like memes so it doesnt matter
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It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our breasts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. Violence is any day preferable to impotence.
Gandhi on Loda
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>>123982042
woah that's fuckin lewd anon
add me
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>>123982297
this
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>>123982315
id/sniler
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it should exist
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anyone in EU that wants to play faceit or MM?
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>>123982821
id?
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198173415757
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>>123983113
(Currently on trade probation)
story?

>>123983265
You just really want your post removed quickly, don't you?
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>>123983265
I wish my gf bleached her ass.
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>>123983265
a-anon
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>>123983113

>Currently on trade probation
lol
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>>123983265
yeah I was trying to go a week without fapping but now its like nah
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>>123983331
I'd like to know what the story behind the 14 day trade ban was as well, but I myself don't even know who I was banned. I sent 3 support tickets, 2 months later still no reply.

I've got a guess though, a pretty big trader friend told my they give automated 2 week bans if you get too many reports, and during the time I got banned I spammed max offers (40) every day to csgoloungers for their knives at around 82% market, they probably didn't like me lowballing them, 80 offers a day, 10% report, 8 reports a day, for a couple weeks... That's my best guess at least.
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>>123983454
see>>123983454

I would never in my life scam anyone, that's pathetic, and if I did, I would've been perma banned, not 14 days. ,_, you have no idea how many good trades I lost out on because of this stupid red text slapped on my profile.

For reference, etherfast, and MANY big traders (also anomly) got a trade ban, some even perm.

trade probation =/= scammer
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>>123983265
so this is where my face belongs
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>>123983625
i bet you told some kid that you can trim his safari mesh gut knife
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>>123983979
definitely. I changed my name to Mr. Clean and told people I could clean their bs's into FN's.
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animes are cute!
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>>123982661
<GotFrag|Gonzo> we'll see how much you're laughing when a 6ft 16 stone welsh skinhead is holding you by the throat
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trimming rune scimitars for 10k

add me
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it should exist
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>>123984385
unlike you
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what are titan doing these days
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>>123984385
a god
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>>123984570
i was just wondering that yesterday. shoxie is probably experimenting with gay sex
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guys my life is falling apart
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>>123984791
wtf
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Why is the CS community so fucking bad?
Why are all of you internet cool kids?
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>>123984916
At least we are not the Dota2 or LoL community .
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I really like this Faceit2 guy. He's calling out retards in the chat in a funny way. "Whoever said that's meta... it's not."
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