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post yfw
ska
gtr
nitro
n0thing
freakazoid
why would gtr go to c9 other than to make some easy money before he retires
never forget what that nip suck pu-hah
Where were you when you found out F0rest and Get_Right are over? I was sat alone in my room at 4am crying.
>>123824760
oh and sean coach
>>123824642
lmao xist
>>123824760
what's up Clive
>>123824760
Only if n0thing goes to rehab. He's fucking smoked away his brain cells.
Considering how Get_Right likes to be very relaxed and calm while playing, how is this gonna go.
xth for loda and kelly
>that weird buy
>a 2nd round force that was common for the entirety of 1.6
fucking ree
>>123825043
kelly a cute
Richard "You'll end up a floater if you play dota" Lewis
>>123824760
2 mindless entry fraggers and no good igl to reign in or even make strats. Gonna be gud.
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>123825306
Get_Right could IGL.
As a Swede I feel violated though. I was ok with you taking our T2 players, but T1? C'mon.
>>123825396
>be bad
>practice
>get better
>win
>>123825396
teach me how to anime senpai
>>123825604
dank meme
unironically enjoy kaceytron
Anyone watching this Denial/NME game? Remember that NME was like on the same level of these guys at the end of last season? lol
>>123825531
Would GTR english be on par if he'd have to make more complex strats on the fly? GTR has done igling in the past, good point.
>>123825804
Seems like a smart girl. She knows how to manipulate her audience and always stays in character.
>>123825849
Enemy has gotten massively better for some reason. Probably hacks.
>>123825849
Nope, but score seems pretty even. I know Inferno is super CT sided between NA teams. I don't know what your point is.
who /our guys/ here
>>123826043
they've been playing against the likes of liquid, cloud9, renegades
they're just improving
>>123826043
Nah, they were really bad at the start of the season since they dropped two players including their igl. They got their teamwork back up to par now. Also denial is just plain bad now.
>>123826093
>13-2
>yeah man, this is a fairly even scoreline
you're fucking retarded
>>123826114
>who /our guys/ here
/nahaz/ /is/ /our/ /officialest/ /guy/
>>123826043
>>123826114
I wouldn't count out Denial yet.
>>123826292
nys
>>123826292
God i hate Nahaz
I would happily trade him for Thorin any day
>>123826261
yeah, ryu wasn't amazing at fragging at fragging but he's coaching for them iirc. I think that fgb was an asshole or something
but dropping fgb and ryu and picking up skyler and mainline was a good call
>>123826289
Use your brain, it was not 13-2 when I looked.
>that denial pistol round
>getting killed by the bait you're flanking
lol wtf
>>123826292
We can expect more this kind of fake shitters invading the sport after Rlewis and the likes are not deemed to be "professional" enough.
>>123826431
I know the reason they first got good was because a2z or azk was coaching, i forget which.
>>123826693
it was azk
ryu is still involved in the team somehow though
>>123826631
But anon aren't you going to be happy now that we're throwing away all the fun and our soul to pander to people who don't like our fucking game anyways?
>>123826865
Banned and fined for BM.
>>123826292
nahaz can't join cs because there's no eg team to dickride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtvLVW7sv-E
>>123825628
I PM'd you the strat fammy
>>123827282
ahahahahahaha not even gonna watch
![12190115_10153080926921583_2094778996325391194_n[1].jpg_oh=afeb6b070032fb4b20c38dcbfae740ba&oe=56E970D0.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yMf78EG.jpg "12190115_10153080926921583_2094778996325391194_n[1].jpg_oh=afeb6b070032fb4b20c38dcbfae740ba&oe=56E970D0.jpg")
4am
playing csgo
kill me
>>123827553
what
am I doing this right
NME are playing well.
>>123827880
THANKS MR RICHARD
>>123827795
>people literally watch "esports" where the primary deciding factor for who wins is who gets the better rng
uhh... gotards?
>>123827880
thank you lennox lewis
>>123827880
Thank you richard.
mmmmm koosta
koosta :)
>>123825025
>Considering how Get_Right likes to be very relaxed and calm while playing
not really he can get pretty hyped up
t. for the skins
>koosta throwing with the meme buy
ww@ w/ method
and you guys didn't believe clown9 got get_right
>>123828789
Not during the rounds. Only when he wins.
>>123829479
It's impossible to tell it's the same person.
>>123829725
it's obviously the same person
>>123829725
the hair is literally pixel by pixel the exact same. It's from the same photo.
>>123830025
>>123830028
Let me guess you also think "harveyfag" is the African American at ESEA only because he wore the same clothes as the other person? Yellow shirt & black jumper. It's not uncommon for people to wear that combo.
>>123830197
t. harveynigger
>>123830197
Dude, look at the pic in >>123829479
It's PIXEL BY PIXEL the same hair.
>>123830197
>it's not uncommon for some fuck to dress like a damn bumblebee
it really is though
>>123830197
>jumper
who says this
>>123830303
harveyfag does not get out often so he uses strange wordings
>>123830291
Yeah, I don't know, familia. It's a pretty generic pose. I was usually pretty good at guessing the pokemon back in the day.
>>123830197
I thought you only came here for betting?
>>123830197
yes it is lol
harveyfag also admitted he wasnt white
From $200 to $0.23 in one week. Heh heh heh.. I love betting!
>>123830432
you're just trolling now
Look at each box. They are pixel perfect the same hair cut, from the same exact picture.
>>123830774
>started betting again
>I'm now making dank skinnies and working my way up
sorry bro
>>123830923
>Only Get_Right has spiky hair
Could be plenty of people.
>>123831034
YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT
>>123830923
>used that website for it
i rike ru
>>123831074
you're the retard here, taking such obvious bait
Hello my fellow Europeans, at what time do you get least Russians?
>>123830774
>betting ever
http://cloud9.gg/csgo/
UUUUUUH GOTARDOS?
https://gyazo.com/72449c4e8ba3e345d3c5c9e11028453e
>>123831074
No need to sperg out and yell at me only because I'm saying it's not him for sure. It's a possibility for sure though.
This bait is so retarded and shit. I'm out.
>>123831223
4-8am it's literally the only time when I don't get swarmed by them.
>>123827282
>clive has fallen from esea forums shitposting to 4chan.org/csgog/ shitposting
by the way,fuck off you dumb fucking rapist
>>123832039
>rape
>real
>>123824760
honestly armeen is NUTTY he should go to c9
>10k dpi
>0.1 ingame sens
>1000 dpi
>1 ingame sens
Will the first option make the mouse more "acurate", or they completely identical?
>>123832185
i didn't think he wanted to play real games just meme with steel
>>123832361
depends on what your native dpi is
>people who run/jump shoot at the same time
>instant headshots
>you try to do it
>you hit fucking nothing
I just don't know.
>>123827880
Thank you Richard "beats up skinny faggots" Lewis
>>123832524
same
i have gone into an empty map and jumped and shot after i land to find out how long i have to wait after landing to be accurate and its like at least 3/4s of a second
meanwhile i am getting leaping one shot literally every game at least once
>>123832361
if you use the second one you can not worry about changing for desktop use
nice meme mouse btw
lmao im dead
http://oddshot.tv/shot/m0e-tv-20151126617784
>>123832524
>play comp game
>panic jump with pistol multiple times
>get 2-3 kills
>play it cool
rng can be okay sometimes for the anxiety ridden anon
>>123832492
Not sure what you mean by native dpi, but it goes up to 10k. I know high dpi mice usually means the sensor is more accurate, but what I'm wondering is if you still get the same accuracy no matter what you set the dpi setting to.
>>123832909
TRICKED ROFL.
REALLY GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF THESE TURKEYS
>>123832524
you have to counterstrafe most of the time in your jump
>>123832909
http://imgur.com/rYpv9Nq
>nice gif
>>123833107
unless your sensitivity is really high or you play on a really high resolution you only need like 400 dpi to not skip pixels which after additional dpi doesn't provide any benefit anymore
>>123832909
TRICKED
>>123832909
Can I get a youtube? Oddshot literally never works for me and I dont know why
>>123833107
No. Most pros play 400dpi or 800dpi because they are the most accurate. for low sense you need a soft pad and a low DPI, high DPI makes your mouse super sensitive to shit on your mouse pad, even slight discoloration.
>tfw you boost your friend to Global Elite, but you can't even get yourself to Global.
Fuck my life.
Tryna look sexy for some sluts with money/ i hear they like destitutes/ for a drink, you can sleep with me/ I'll be your prostitute
>>123833905
thanks bro i really love shitters in my rank, soon he'll want out and start deranking then join the other faggots
>>123834425
don't worry bruh, he's on his way to ESEA right as we speak.
>>123833107
>I know high dpi mice usually means the sensor is more accurate,
>>123833739
>Most pros play 400dpi or 800dpi because they are the most accurate
Can you expand on why they are more acurate? From what I understand about dpi is it only matters when it's low enough to make you skip pixels for your resolution. Once you're over that point, putting the dpi sky-high, and compensating with the in-game sens shouldn't make any difference...
>>123833073
good to hear gold nova is doing you alright
>>123834817
Well that's true, although not in a direct way. The reason high dpi mice are acurate is because high dpi settings requires them to be more accurate, the high dpi itself doesn't make the mouse more accurate.
What exactly happened to him /csgog/?
>>123834981
Look at your mouse pad. Is it pure, solid one color? will it stay like that forever? Higher DPI means it's more sensitive to stupid shit then you need it to be.
Don't try to break the mold man, the pros are doing it correctly, high DPI only exists in the pro scene in very few instances.
"but why" isn't always the best question. Sometimes you should just shut up and listen.
>>123835147
You serious? DPI doesn't mean accuracy in any way.
>>123835195
He took LSD and realized that she was simply a human.
>>123835271
>"but why" isn't always the best question. Sometimes you should just shut up and listen.
No, that's the dumbest statement I've ever heard. Not knowing why you do something and just following what others say is a big reason why there is so much misinformation in the world.
>>123835393
I never said that though. Read the fucking post.
>>123835867
Nigga.. just change your dpi to 400-800 and adjust sensitivity. Jeezus.
>>123835867
I think you need to brush up on the knowledge of mice.
Or maybe buy some absolute dosgshit mouse with 10000 DPI from china and be shit at the game.
>>123836212
>I think you need to brush up on the knowledge of mice.
That's what I'm trying to do by asking questions, but it seems you guys don't know shit except what you heard someone else say.
>>123836320
You are asking question in a weird way "what mouse to use, btw I know everything about mices already like (complete false information), but just asking"
Google it, like any smart person.
>>123824810
literally no reason, if he goes its for the money and nothing else
>>123824887
so much of this, man, how can they do this to my frail heart
c9 should get rid of freak and have n0thing entry with f0rest doing what he does best and that is whatever the fuark he wants m8
>>123835195
He only comes here during tournaments now. Thank god.
>play esea 1.6 pug
>everyones really friendly, nice, good bantz
>play csgo in any form of mm, esea, faceit
>everyones a redditor or anime cunt
FIRST FOR TEC 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ubd89Q0utg
I really dont understand how can a girl as ugly as loda's gf be loda's gf, loda is actually attractive, and I heard she is used to fuck esports guys, she probably keks him
>>123837963
Kelly is very attractive, man. 8-9/10 easily.
>>123825396
Am I doing the anime correctly senpai desu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkmV7m_qcHkSorry for making you derank to silver after watching this.
>tfw just won solo h1z1 game
much more satisfying than anything i've done in cs in ages
too bad the game is a buggy piece of shit, still more fun than cs tho
>>123838764
>left handed
>classic viewmodel
100% correct tbqhf
How popular is 1.6 at this point? I want to jump into some fy servers just for nostalgias sake but I don't know if it's worth spending money on since I don't have it on my current Steam account.
>>123839098
you can still find pub servers with ppl
>>123839098
Amount of players with a brain is still much higher than csgo.
How do I fix this? It's been happening for days, I've reinstalled steam and reset my modem and router, only thing left to do is reinstall windows which I don't want to really do until January
>>123839427
>this
?
>>123839427
>>123839474
Forgot my image
Corrupted Packets Error, I can't connect to official servers but I can connect to various community servers.
>>123839593
stop ddosing valve servers fucker
this russian autist just told me not to spray with the ak. needless to say i completely keked after the whole game.
/blog
>>123835195
he's been shitposting about richard lewis for the last two days and posts 90% of the pepes on this general
>>123837963
yellow fever + low test and being paranoid about balding
>>123840031
i read that as artist lol
thought you were trying to draw on a wall with the ak
>>123839150
>>123839336
I bought it and found a DM server with 30 people in it even though it's 7 AM here in Yuroland. Man, I miss this game, it's so much better than GO.
>>123840503
everything is just too fucking claustrophobic in go
>>123838947
i've seen the game... how can anyone actually play it when the netcode is that fucking bad?
>>123840329
subscribe to my blog and maybe i will do that one day ;>
Just ranked up to supreme playing at 60fps with a compact microsoft mouse.
desu i thought rank inflation was just a meme because i started in june, but now that im halfway to decent the skill range at these ranks are so fucking obvious
>>123840748
in csgo you have one group on enemies, the other team, in h1z1 you can have up to three, the netcode, the environment (zombies) and other players
>>123840693
I feel like it's the opposite, there's just so much open space in 1.6 compared to GO even though the maps themselves might be smaller in 1.6. Compare stuff like A site on Dust 2, in 1.6 there's pretty much just the boxes at site and one at catwalk, way easier to spot people. It's cluttered as shit in GO.
>>123840963
which is it
>>123841112
sry forgot meme pic
>>123840969
there are people in global who can't even counterstrafe and regularly shoot the first couple bullets while still moving when they peek around corners
>>123841045
i was talking about stuff like hallways
any indoor area in go is fucking tight as hell
>play mm
>1 guy leaves second round
>doesnt come back for 5 min
>csgo says its safe to leave
>leave
>get cooldown
gotards??!?!
>>123841519
ancient meme my friend
>>123841045
And man, you know what I miss the most? Being able to actually fucking 3 shot burst fire rifles, and wallbang. Back when having gamesens actually fucking mattered. I won't be able to enjoy GO anymore if I keep playing 1.6
>>123842147
Famas burst is actually pretty OP in GO.
>>123842242
I'm talking manually firing 3-4 shots, then waiting a bit and firing 3 shots again. Can't do that in GO with how the recoil works.
>>123842372
It's not encouraged, I'll agree with that.
How do I be good at t he game
niggers
Hi guys. I've just started watching this out of boredom. Why do the players and coaches have two headsets?
>>123843437
one is as a microphone because of sponsorships
the one on their head is noise cancelling so that they can't hear the crowd/announcers and they wear in-ears under that
>>123843437
If you're talking about wearing one pair around their neck then that's because of sponsorship gear and communicating while they're wearing soundproof headphones with in ear headphones.
>>123843531
>>123843569
Oh. That makes sense. Thanks
So Pronax is forming a new team with Devilwalk and Pyth.
I think Pyth can become a star with the right guidance, but Devilwalk? Who else would you pick for the team?
>>123843261
I can't tell if this is russia or US south.
>>123843745
fox
hiko
top1
>>123843745
rofl team will fail. Devilwalk is awful and so is pronax, fragging wise. Both got carried by flusha and jw
>>123843814
It is Mystery
>>123843860
I watch anime and listen rap and even do of the English broken type
What else has been needed
>>123843995
Pronax really stepped it up towards the end. He obviously can't be the carry, but he can still be a pro in a top 5 team.
Agree on Devilwalk.
>>123844037
Please respond here I post anime
>>123843261
>>123844037
>white girls
>>123844482
We anime now.
>>123844324
Doesn't mean shit. Lots of people have hair like that.
>>123844675
HOLY SHIT HOW DUMB ARE YOU
>>123844692
How am I dumb? Wait until it's announced and we'll see.
>>123825396
Can you recommend a show similar to HxH that is as good?
I feel empty after finishing it. I miss Gon so much.
Evens: play until lose
Odds: sleep now
>>123844482
>>123844594
>>123844324
Could it be Dosia?
>>123844934
>SAO
no thanks family
>>123844934
Haha i posted this
>be shitty at the game
>play casual
>play against someone clearly better than me
>kill him with the AWP
>he sounds irritated
>my team wins
>type "EZ" and "you mad" at the end and he gets mad
did i try too hard
>>123844828
i hope you watched the new version senpai
ok just made GN4 how long until dmg?
feel like I'm about equal to ak level, maybe slightly lower
How do I become good at game
>>123843745
I hope they're ok with being tier 2 so they can be happy cuz devilwalk and pronax are qt nice guys
>>123845160
you did good son
>>123829479
that totally is his hair, that's from the website
i guess he really is going over huh, I thought it was just a rumor
>>123845408
I've watched and enjoyed Evangelion and Darker than Black too. Are those bad???
>>123845227
Move in with me ;)
>>123845227
woah this anime bitch is hot
>>123844484
that girl is barely white, looks more like a latino or sth to me
>>123845543
>>123845686
Add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rafsimonsrickowens
>>123845408
>Being this mad
>>123845747
nys
>>123845852
Please
>>123845747
gross disgusting animal
BLOCKED
Any safe match to bet my knife?
Its so trash and has a bad float
>ywn get high as fuck with n0thing and da homies
Feelsbadman
>>123846126
bet on ldlc white agaisnt penta
>>123845975
If you didn't have such a mong redditor tier avatar i might consider it
>>123846017
>>123846254
I fixed it
>>123846234
are you sure senpai? like this is majority of my shitty inv
>>123837963
what does everyone think of faceit?
got global with 300 wins, played 30 more games won 22 more and figured it's pointless - I have no motivation
but this fucking faceit matchmaking is ridiculously fucked up
I understand it's in beta but what the fuck you are literally playing a roulette of leagues here when you queue up
I've seen mges in "gold" and pretty decent supremes and globals in bronze
what's your experience with it /csgog/ogs?
>>123846565
Get that gross 3d out of here
>>123846423
Too late
STILL BLOCKED
>>123829479
>>123846560
Loda moving to CSGO???
>>123844790
i didnt mean it i was roleplaying
>>123846653
You made me cry
>1v1 server
>every person is literally chill as fuck or heated as fuck
>>123846126
immunity should definitely beat trident, and they'll at the very least win their map pick
>>123846816
At least post the gasmask one
>be tired
>go to bed
>instantly awake
What tha fak
>>123847714
>watch anime
>fall asleep
>de_vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing
>1 guy has a really loud fucking mic and won't stop talking, always awps and fucking sucks
>1 guy doesn't communicate at all but hes okay
>other 2 are not good at all but communicate okay
how the fuck am I supposed to carry this shit senpaitachi?
>alright guys im going to be your sean gares for today
>anon entry frag and get 2 kills on b and the rest of will go slow a
>>123848216
Bad meme, keep it in /v/
>>123846449
ye penta is trash atm
When will Valve region lock away sub-humans from the rest of the world?
>>123848853
how shitty?
will my skines be safe?
is thorin our guy??
>>123850561
nah, go on g2 against digni
odds are dumb because rain is in cali but they'll get dennis or someone to sub
>>123850573
yes
>autist
>hated by reddit
>likes anime
>>123850495
Why would you ever play casual?
>>123850573
yes
>intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
if we stood next to each other u couldnt tell the difference lol
>>123850573
>>123850618
>>123850731
also
>doesnt actually play the game
>>123850707
Because I play games as a hobby and don't want to be tied to the game for 45 minutes just to prove my epeen rank.
>>123850796
The maps weren't designed for the number of players in casual, just play death match
>>123850858
The maps was made for 32 players.
Back to GE, time to derank
>>123850573
Official /csgog/ /ourguys/
Casters: DDK BDDK Moses (is HenryG our guy?)
Analysts: Thooorin Fifflaren
Hosts: Richard "fuck the chimp and choke the wimp" Lewis
Players: Fnatic, f0rest, LG (were losing em to leddit tho), G2, Shox (all other french players are cocksuckers), Virtus Pro
Streamers: i dont watch streamers someone fill me in
Fuck off back to reddit if u disagree
>>123851710
the only streamer csgog supports is kid roca and maybe hades
>>123851765
>kid roca
this teebeehaych
>>123851710
streamers: f0rest ?? when he does
>>123852034
He streamed previous Wednesday
>>123852034
nah
>>123851710
>is HenryG our guy?
Why not
>pasha
>Taz
>our guys
Add NME to our guys
Also potter is our girlwhen she isn't vaping
>>123852168
Im willing to conced Pasha but Taz is our guy hes as old as NEO and he doesnt suck reddit off like Pasha
why doesn't shroud just change his twitch handle? if you go to /shroud it already redirects to his channel so not like he can't have that name cause it's taken
