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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/

Previous Thread: >>123673830
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First for fuck loda
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I want Luna to shit in my mouth
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>>123694246
>preaches violence
>supposedly gets assaulted
>calls police
>says again that police came
>doesnt press charges
pretty sure loda got told on the spot there that he couldnt press charges because of his erratic behaviour and hunting lewis
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>>123694297
>don't like loda or lewis
>tfw watching this drama
christmas came early lads
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1v1

What dota hero could feasibly stand a chance against Saitama?
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>>123694276

he may be disliked but riot hates him for a reason. because of all the sjw and controlfreak shit they do and the fact that he calls them out for it. if you cant see this for the fact it is then you are tainted
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I keked Loda

AMA
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any fellow reddit bros in here?

where we at?
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>>123694507
Nyx
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>>123694507
pick Loda because he supposedly cant have his head busted in because of his cap
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Richard "Cant recall from this brawl" Lewis
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>im easy enough to find
>oh you cant be here
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>287 days since last hero port
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>>123694558
no way valve is inviting that literal white nigger after this
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>>123694513
>you will never have a goat casting team of rl and ld

;_;
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>>123694507
Literally any hero with a ghost scepter
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>>123694432
>press charges
>have to hire lawyers
>have to waste time on court
>can't do that because you need to be ready to fly across the world to participate in tournaments

What is going to be your next excuse?

>he assaulted me
>it was self defense
>Im a journalist
>they can't do anything to me
>I've done it before and no one happened
>If it was true he would have pressed charges
>?????

>>123694513
You fucked kelly? Why would anyone do that?
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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
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>>123694415
honest question to d2g

if luna agreed to have sex with you in exchange to shit in your mouth, would you accept? we are talking about a real warm turd, a piece of literal smelly shit, inside your mouth
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>>123694648
>meet up with loda
>talk
>he wont stop talking
>hey I have to go backstage to do my job
>he starts following me
>dude you cant be back here I nees to work
>he headbutts me with his hat on
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>Swede getting keked by a Brit at a live event
>Swedish team getting wrecked by literal Hues at csgo

What a glorious day
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>>123694851

anyone who wouldnt insta say yes is a faggot and thats all there is to it
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>>123694720
If you fuck a woman who has two kids with someone else, aren't you the one doing the keking?
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>>123694507
Le balanced electric whip faggot
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>>123694416


>>123694808
>>press charges
>have to hire lawyers
>have to waste time on court
>can't do that because you need to be ready to fly across the world to participate in tournaments

Its funny to have an insight into a young teenagers assumptions regarding life outside
thanks for the keks
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>>123694720
Actual TL:DR with clarifications for those who missed it

>>123694889
>didnt tell his story when confronted
>makes shit up after he realized he is fucked
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>>123694889
why wouldn't he just hit him with his fist? i mean does he think he's a pokemon orwhat the fuck is the deal with these 2 supposed grown men.
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>>123695018

Sure, if you just fuck her

Loda is dating that monkey though
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>>123694507
One of the fundamentals who could just go to another plane and wait for him to die due to human lifespan
No one can fight or hurt him in a normal battle
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>>123695096
>some guy spent his time re editing a kek worthy timeline
>trying to paint loda as the "good" guy
>he gots his ass handed to him in the end
pathetic Tbh
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>>123695096
>through
>retard
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>>123695074
Its funny because retards like yourself think all countries have the same legal system
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>>123695074
>have to hire lawyers

You literally have no experience with how the legal system works
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>>123694990
this твн
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>>123695108

i take it you dont watch any sports

headbutt is the signature move of manlets and betas
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>>123694652
>watch rtz
>I have no idea what ur hero does(referring to oracle)

How fucking stupid is he honestly.
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>>123695056

Razor would get one shot before his damage was drained

Besides the fact that static link has a set duration, it wouldnt drain nearly enough damage to outset Saitama's "Infinite" damage
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>>123695412
It's not in captains mode so he doesnt have to learn how to play against it
Blame icefrog taking fucking years to put things in captains mode
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Richard Lewis dindu nuffin he a good boy

Swedes out to get the brit man

We prime minister now
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Richard "Drinking Tea, then SPD" Lewis

lel
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>>123695412
Oracle's not in -CM, so it doesn't matter.
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>>123694851

I would say yes, fuck her, then not let her shit in my mouth afterwards. Because thats just who I am

>>123695412

You dont actually need to know what oracle does though. The shit hero aka bad dazzle/badomni/bad abba is never getting into C
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>>123695378
i don't anymore but i was around when zidane retired
i don't think zidane was a kekmate
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>>123694720

Loda is pretty beta family
i am glad someone finally destroyed him

>even gets called beta by a woman at the event
KEK

>>123695018
Presumably, but kelly does not know who the fathers are (mixed race kids and the fathers are from esport scene)
Also loda had to accept these two kids in his life which are not his and has to look after them

they arent even married
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>>123695494
>Infinite dmg
lel a fucking DnD wizard can kill Saitama dudes pretty weak
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>>123695595
>SPD

what is this
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>>123695908
or a nyx
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>>123695931
spinning pile driver
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>>123695096
holyshit you actually edited it.
you should post that on reddit would probably get you a lot of upvotes.
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Why the fuck did Loda attack that reporter? What a douche.
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>>123695731

>algerian frenchman
>not a kek

if you follow the news and controversy around the french national team you wouldn't say that

latest news is one frenchie NT player has a sex tape with a dude, one of benzima's ghetto algerian hood nigger mates gets a hold of it and is trying to blackmail said dude and benz gets in the middle of it
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>>123694720
>this sam guy
>Not on the broadcast desk
>not a part of the event
>literally just a friend of Richard Lewis
>Not supposed to be backstage
>is backstage
>calling out a pro player playing in the event for being backstage

Autism boys
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When will we have a dinosaur hero?
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Look guys, Loda has had a tough few years since TI. They haven't really won anything. Multiple team changes has to be tough on the team and their relationships because they all seem close to each other. Kelly was away for a long time at her home away from Sweden for visa issues or whatever. He's balding. And then it's looking like some dude is making fun of his girlfriend. I can completely understand his resulting to violence. That's what all washed up people in anything do in their downward spiral.
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>>123696071
Why are you shitposting for damage control? You must really love Richard Lewis' cock
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>all this fighting for just a monkey

this is just like that shitty Planets of the Apes remake all over again
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ITT: Post Your Dotabuff Records.

Here's Mine.
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somebody explain to me the Loda drama
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>>123696435
It's not about Kelly it's about being civilized human being and not physically assaulting people

inb4 kuck, none of you pussy faggots would do shit IRL
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>>123696543
/csgog/ fucked your bitch and then when you came to confront us we beat you up
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>>123696543
loda thought he got keked so he tried to fight the bull
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>>123696454
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>tfw no night man hero
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>>123696641
>we
neck yourself to be 100% completely honest family
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Nice fucking UI dotards.
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Scientists are still baffled at how Kelly gets laid
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Loda's girl friend got fucked in bed by another guy hours ago. He's dead and gone. Dreamhack's his favorite place. Loda is gonna build her a computer.
You don't have be a PRO to be an Esports Guy. Richard Lewis is an Esports Guy.

His other best friend is on tilt again. He's back in Low priority for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. He's sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. He desn't go out anymore, cause he hates every motherfucker, he doesn't care what they're up to. Three years he wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit. He's not gonna take any shit from anyone.

He's know what's going on. He got set up. He got jumped. Thank god Kelly wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

Loda lives for this shit. He loves it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfu
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>>123696641
>kelly is "our bitch"
you have to know that like 90% of this general has filtered all the kelly pictures available right?
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LET ME IN.
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>123696543
>"journalist" from a clickbait site wanted to start drama and write articles about said drama
>Loda goes to confront the retard who insulted the monkey
>The retard assaults loda and the police is called
>The retard after gotten into so much trouble by himself kept trying to generate even more drama
>After he realized he dun guffed he started to do damage control here
The insufferable faggot can't leave until the whole thread is filled with his version of the story which is made up bullshit. If this becomes big on leddit he can kiss his job goodbye

here he is

>>123696641
>>123696642
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>people are standing up for lewis, even ironically
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>>123696454
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>>123697123
>people are standing up for anybody involved in this
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>>123697017
>guy comes backstage and threatens you
>police show up
>GUYS IM PREACHING PEACE AS I AM A SWEDE AND BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD NOT PRESS CHARGES
loda is the one dmg controlling m8
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>>123696543

>Rslewis tweets to Hiko that he fucked her mom
>Loda thought it was about his girlfriend because her girlfriend was holding a sign that said "ur mom hiko"
>Loda attacks RSlewis
>Lewis being the bigger guy chokes him for self defense
>admin breaks the situation
>dotards siding with loda
>gotards siding with lewis

I have a really hard time believing Lewis would just start choking Loda without being provoked, doesn't seem like him at all. I'm sure Loda did something first.
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>>123697217
>quoting Indians
DESIGNATED
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>>123696792
THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
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>this is what someone playing Dota actually thinks

What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3um2oh/dreamhack_official_statement_regarding_the_loda/cxg41w4
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>>123697017
loda please stop posting
no one wants to be reminded of you or your monkey kelly
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>kek this, kuck that, replacing verbs with meme shit tbhfam m8
is this kindergarten or what? can't even read half of the posts in these threads without throwing up
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>tfw people posting about the loda/RL drama won't shut the fuck up

haha e-celebrities sure are interesting they are definitely the kucks here not you wanting to talk about it
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>>123697325

the only people defending Loda are the resident Swekeks and redditors.
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>>123697217
>loda ask if he can see him in the backstage
>a place where people can walk freely
>Retard assaults him
>police comes and side with loda otherwise the retard would have brought it up
>retard said he didnt do it
>After loda mention the police thing
>the retard said he did it

When are you going to give up and leave?
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>>123697217
>A guy known for being a kek
>A guy known for being an autistic raging old man

hmm I wonder which one started getting physical
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>>123697325
he's a 40 year old virgin manchild
why wouldnt he attack Loda?
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>>123697325
Loda fucked up
thats what he did
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/670727129341042688
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>>123697217
>Posting pics of racists
Ayy swedekek education
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Is butterfly good on STR carries like Tony and CK?
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>>123697645
Why would an item that gives loads of +as be good on tiny?
don't be so stupid
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Kunkka buffs when?
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>>123697372
>all them buzzwords
ebin
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28.11.2015

The day d2g was collectively keked by csgog
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>>123697557
>>a place where people can walk freely
>>Retard assaults him
where does it say that lewis actively looked for lewis and attacked him?
Loda says he got into a fight
lewis says loda provoked him
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How is this man child even famous?
Why would anyone willingly pay him to cast a game
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>OG starting to win honeypot tournaments

Who will be the next Major winner?
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>>123697637
>Is that serious? I don't know the person or what they are capable of. I have a right to defend myself from a threat

he is basically saying Loda scared him with his aggressive masculinity
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>>123697372
>reddit comment
>someone says we should condemn a joke because politically correctness

Reddit is slowly becoming /pol/ 2.0 and this retard thinks she can preach her safespace bullshit there
not knowing that the whole twitch chat is from fucking reddit
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>>123697645
not so much on ck but its good on tiny yeah
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>csgo keks defending lewis
>literal 40 year old virgin
really reflective on their community AMIRITE
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Someone post the copypasta to this
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i can't wait to hear about it on unfiltered
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>>123696641

>we
>our

Literally fucking everyone here hates Loda and Kelly is so despised that she's practically a maymay in her own right
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>>123697748
literally low skill-ceiling Ember Spirit
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>>123698021
lmao nice attempt

reddit is the SJW police of the internet

Twitch is more our guys than us ourselves
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>>123697816

It was bound to happen. Everyone knows CS:GO is the macho game all the chads play. dota2 is for effeminate anime watching men who cant satisfy their girlfriends because they cant stop thinking about dicks.
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And today was the day dotards proved more mature than csgo keks

FPSbros ruining esports
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Holy shit lmfao Sweden literally has won nothing this Dreamhack. Keks in flames
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>>123697825

Here we can see what happened according to both of them from their respective twitters

>>123695096

Lewis provoked Loda, then assualted him. The police sided with Loda and not with him which means Loda was right

End of the story
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>>123697735
>>123698025
Any other STR carries it's good on?
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so wait, who attacked whom? Loda can't possibly stick his forehead to someone because he never takes off his hat, and this Lewis guy is too white to actually pnuch someone
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>>123698204
#LodaWasRight
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>>123698032
Control that damage, dotakeks
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>>123697325

Anyone who isn't reddit is siding with the other guy or no one at all, no one with half a brain likes a monkeyfucker
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>>123698159
>>123698180

no esport scene will ever topple the FGC in terms of dipshittery. FGC is literally unwashed children screaming and hooting like the animals they are
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>>123698331

I barely have an idea what's going on, and from what info I do have I'm more inclined to side with the Lewis guy, since it makes more sense to trust someone I don't know than someone I actively dislike.
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>>123698021
No. Kikebart and all websites that depend on clickbaiting have an army of smurf accounts to upvote their own shit
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>>123698331
nice rebuttal Mr Virgin
I give you a B-
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>>123698416
Dota 2 has EE though
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>>123698278

its a headbutt not a foreheadbutt

kekda tried to step up (assault) and got rekt (defense)
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>>123698046
Bump
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>this one assfractured guy unironically defending Loda.

priceless
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>>123697913
I take it you have never been in a fight? Ok.
Heres what happened if we piece together the start of the fight

R: Richard Lewish
L: Loda

L: I will find you @backstage
R: Loda got way to close into my face and I deemed him threatening
R: I manhandled loda because I did not know his intent or capabilities. Self-defence is what I plead.
L: Because I did not assault Lewis or rather hit first I should be fine.
L: Police were called but I am unsure if I can press charges because I was the one that confronted him and left subliminal tweets on twitter about my rage.
R: My tweet was for hiko and I found the random sign for my joke.
R: I let Loda find me in backstage so he could talk to me with his gf alonside him. She was not even there.

>>123698204
He did not.
Lewis wanted to see what Loda wanted considering his original tweet had nothing to do with him and the guy shows up angered at Lewis.
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>>123697557

except Lewis was the one who was waiting for Loda. So Loda came to this guy and apparently headbutted him which lead the guy to choke Loda.
Does it really sound plausible that a guy like Lewis would just start choking someone out of nowhere? No. It sounds fucking retarded and insane.
Does it sound plausible that Loda came to his face because he thought Lewis disrespected his gf? We all know Loda, he has big ego and he can be a little bitch sometimes. The latter is wayy more plausible.

Loda shouldn't start fucking with people who are bigger than him, let that be a lesson. And now this pacifist emasculated man approach he's trying to pull off is quite frankly pathetic.
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>get called in to some event
>the event is about adults playing videogames
>okay
>apparently there was a fight or something so whatever
>check in on the suspects
>it's two grown adults
>no one visibly injured
>ask what happened
>verbal confrontation escalated into physical grabbing but no one really injured so it's basically nothing
>okay.jpg
>ask about the circumstances
>turns out it's some drama about 40 year olds doing mom jokes, twitter and videogames
>there's also a monkey running around
>literally nothing happened so I just write it all down tell them to make up and stop acting like children
>leave go to the coffeeshop for lunchbreak while wondering where the next generation all went wrong

wew lads
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>>123698416
I don't know much about FGC but if its worse than csgo
Good god.

>>123698502
every esport has anime
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>>123698502
Our guy
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>>123698125
>>123698479
Actually I am referring to the subreddits that are outgrowing the pc ones. It's a thing now.
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>>123698180
>so insecure they have to bring their autism into our threads and shitpost
I guess they have to get back at us because their "hero" ruined his own career in a matter of 2 hours.
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>>123698638
At least it's fun
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>>123698739
you're in my thread, friend.
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>>123698278
do idiots really think its literally imposible to put your face in someone's face if you have a hat on? do you really think its physically impossible to put your face in someones face with a hat on? physics just cause the universe to explode if this instance ever happens? is putting your face in someones face with a hat on deciding by zero? look how easy it would be for Loda to put is face into the other man's face. you faggots want to tell me that it's impossible? are you guys fucking serious with this shit? the hat is what's making this situation impossible to be plausible from lewis' side? your all fucking retarded.
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>>123698615
Shaking my head at subhuman yuros tbqh
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You are not an anime girl. You are an adult male who at any other point in history would have probably been a war veteran and had a family, land, and a life. You are either a fat, sweaty neckbeard or a scrawny nerd who wishes he was a girl.
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>>123698615
kek
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>>123698615

Had a good laugh, thanks
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>>123698556

>Lewis was the one who was waiting for Loda

>lewis is at his workplace, working
>loda leaves his kekshed to go to lewis' workplace to confront him
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Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.

I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.

Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Ferrari crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Ferrari is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.

This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.

So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.

When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on.
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>>123698615
>there's also a monkey running around
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>>123698834
Savage af but truthful, family.
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>>123697557
DUDE LODA WAS INNOCENT
THERES NO WAY LODA DID ANYTHING TO PROVOKE THIS DUDE

PEACE AND SERENITY
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can someone tell R T C to go fucking stream already
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>>123698823
#LodaWasRight

>>123698917
because he's one of the few Nice Guys in comp dota
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>>123698917
lol
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>>123698278

This is the weakest defense ever, I can't believe anyone can be retarded enough to believe this as an argument.
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Can someone please explain why anyone is defending Loda?

Dota 2's reputation isn't at stake here, as far as we know it's literally two autists who got into a babby-tier grappling match.

Stop pretending that you like or respect Loda just because you want to white-knight for a fucking video game.
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>Another LAN win.
we're unstoppable boys.
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>>123698556
>>123698904

>except Lewis was the one who was waiting for Loda. So Loda came to this guy and apparently headbutted him which lead the guy to choke Loda.
WHy didnt he mention the headbutt in the twitter?

Loda did mention the strangulation and showed the marks he had in his neck

>Does it really sound plausible that a guy like Lewis would just start choking someone out of nowhere? No. It sounds fucking retarded and insane.
It also sounds retarded that he would twit that he had sex with a pro player girlfriend during the event he was covering which on top of everything wasn't true . Yet he did

He also denied it first but then claimed self defense so we know he lied 2 times and loda hasnt

>Does it sound plausible that Loda came to his face because he thought Lewis disrespected his gf? We all know Loda, he has big ego and he can be a little bitch sometimes. The latter is wayy more plausible.
Why the fuck would he go? The retard himself as you can see in the twit knew it was from kelly,he insulted her and Loda went to defend his GF like he was suppose to

>Loda shouldn't start fucking with people who are bigger than him, let that be a lesson.
Thats even more on lodas favor. if he knew he couldnt win why would he start a fight?

Why don't you stop posting, you are making everything worse
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>>123698834
Pretty sure I wouldve died in a war, better off being a pretend anime girl tbqhwuf
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>>123698823
>do idiots really think its literally imposible to put your face in someone's face if you have a hat on?
Oh so they were 1 METER AWAY and thats how lewis got a HOLD on loda
clearly loda couldnt have run away because lewis arms are super long!
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>>123698823

Loda is way taller than Lewis as well
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>>123698834
this desu
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>>123698552
>R: Loda got way to close into my face and I deemed him threatening
>R: I manhandled loda because I did not know his intent or capabilities. Self-defence is what I plead.

This is where Lewis is done for. Unless Loda was physically touching him (he wasn't, otherwise Lewis would have been telling everyone from the getgo) Lewis had no right to touch him, let alone manhandle him.

If your best defense is "haha that kuck got rekt" you're gonna be fucked in the long run. Too bad, Lewis is one of the few people who keeps it real.
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>>123698995
Why didnt he said that in his twitters

o wait he didnt

and he lied about not strangling loda
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>rubbing foreheads together
>massaging the other guys neck
why can't white people fight?
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>>123699098
because Loda isn't carrying on like a manchild on twitter and shit talking anyone who mentions him
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>alliance dominated dota for longer than any team
>loda was their star player and icon

"L-loda doesn't represent us"

t. Assblasted Kekolded dotards.
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>>123699121
>It also sounds retarded that he would twit that he had sex with a pro player girlfriend during the event he was covering which on top of everything wasn't true . Yet he did

Except he didn't you fucking mongoloid. He tweeted to an cs:go professional named Hiko that he fucked his mom. Loda thought that he was referring to his girlfriend because his girlfriend was apparently carrying a sign that said "Your mom Hiko".
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>>123698834

>"You are an adult male who at any other point in history would have probably been a war veteran and had a family, land, and a life."

tfw
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>>123699269
bro you do not know how assaults work or self defence charges.
It's like saying you cant practice self defence with a gun because the guy trying to attack you is inches away but hasnt touched you!
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>>123699327
how ded does your game have to be to shitpost in another general about esports drama?
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>>123699327
Hi CSGO player
How are you enjoying our community?
I hope we are providing our utmost hospitality and I hope you enjoy your stay
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>>123696415
Dumb swedeposter
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>>123699121

>WHy didnt he mention the headbutt in the twitter?

But RL did mention the headbutt on twitter. Are you blind? Why would loda mention it if thats what you mean. Loda is a fucking kek.

>It also sounds retarded that he would twit that he had sex with a pro player g...

Irrelevant thats not how you logic.

>Why the fuck would he go? The retard himself as you c

Good question. Because hes a hotheaded retard kek swedeshitter.

>Thats even more on lodas favor. if he knew he couldnt win why would he start a fight?

BECAUSE HES A HOTHEAD FUCKING SWEDEFUCK TWOFACED LITTLE BITCH

DID U NOT SEE HIM TWEET A PICTURE OF GANDI AND TYPE SERENITY TRYING TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS SWEDESHITTER
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>>123699215
Yea but Loda only smokes weed and Richard Lewis has admitted to do acid and meth at one point so you can see who is in the wrong here :)
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>>123698615
>yfw they'll have to write a 3 hour report for this and then just file it
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>>123699327
>alliance dominated dota for longer than any team
That was navi

>>123699398
Then Loda wouldnt have had a reason to start anything if he told the truth

But he decided to assault Loda instead
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>>123699413
>saying you cant practice self defence with a gun because the guy trying to attack you is inches away but hasnt touched you!
ohboy the Americans are here
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>loda gets his asshanded to him after headbutting a guy
>everyone on twitter ridicules him
>at the end of the day he is happy because he gets to spend time with kelly

truly a bliss
#LodaWasRight
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If /d2g/ had a mascot, who would it be?
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See guys, if we had a patch notes none of this drama bullshit would be relevant at all

>6.86:
>DOTA2 has been renamed to Self-Defense of the Autists [?]
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Dotards : shitskins and keks
CS:go : White Chads
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>>123699327

>alliance dominated dota for longer than any team

?
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>>123697123
>people are actually swedekeks
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>>123699602
Your mom
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>>123698917
>hing.

rofl
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>>123699327
found any cheaters at dreamhack yet? everyone passed the adderall test?
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>>123699602
me ;)
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>>123699602
Eternal Envy
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>>123699098
Because I respect laws that say you shouldn't put your hands on other people. Fuck me, right?
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>>123699550
>subhuman yurokeks are the one who are involved in this embarrassment
Loving
Every
Laugh
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Will Vincent delete his twitter?

>>123697123
>defends a kekold
>tumblr.jpg
>not even rape version
nice
i
c
e
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>>123699543

>But he decided to assault Loda instead

This is incorrect, Loda initiated the first aggression, Lewis merely responded to the threat.
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>>123695412
> about 5k games played
> 5k mmr
> started playing dota in the jakiro/ beastmaster
> still have no idea what orical actually does
> just treat him like dazzle if hes in my game

That's actually really funny to hear I'm not alone
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>>123699602
Lina from Amagi Brilliant Park
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>>123699775
wrong
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http://strawpoll.me/6127333
VOTE NOW
WHO'S TO BLAME
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>>123699784

i suggest you read up on those laws you say you respect so much

rl acted in self defense

loda went to rl = instigation
loda stepped up = assault
rl pushing him back by the throat cause his a little kekboi = self defense
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>>123699886
Most reasonable one so far desu.
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>>123699602
Loda because he can actually stand up for himself without looking like a total kike

>>123699839
>>123699697
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>>123699749
>he thinks dota players aren't abusing addy
Every single big star has burned out on speed

>dendi
>rtz
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>>123699839
>Hey guy, did you X
>I didn't X
>Fair enough, but didn't you Y
>I didn't Y
>wether or not Y happened you're responsible

???
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>>123699969
nice honeypot poll :)
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>wake up
>loda is confirmed kek
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>>123699602
Not any Love live! shit thats for sure.
Toshinou is best Yuri
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>>123699983
>implying self defense is a legal defense in SWEDEN, YES
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>>123699969

i like how this poll basically identifies how many swedeshitters are in the thread
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>>123699969
>http://strawpoll.me/6127333

There should be a Kelly option. I'm 100% sure she egged Loda on and because Loda hasn't gotten laid lately he decided to confront the guy and look manly infront of Kellies eyes so that Kelly would maybe give him a handjob if he's lucky.
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>>123699307

>Two unlikable manchildren have bitch-fight over literally fuck-all
>"I MUST DEFEND ONE OF THEM!"

>>123699784

If you're at a bar do you make it your business to get involved every single time someone has a fight or do you let the fucking bouncers and police handle it?

It literally doesn't even matter who is or isn't right, we don't have a fucking clue whether Loda instigated the fight or not, and we never fucking will.
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>>123700037
How else are you supposed to defend Loda?!
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>>123699784
>fuck me right
/ ! \ redditor SJW shibbolethed / ! \
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>>123699413
Are you autistic? By this logic you could attack anyone you wanted and then say "I just had a feeling he was going to assault me so I defended myself"
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slacks here
csgays are fags
lol
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>>123699969
Where's my meme option?
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>>123699098
Maybe you should ask yourself why you are so irrationally involved in "fucking video game" drama to the point of judging complete strangers and posting strawman arguments on 4chan.
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LODA KEKED
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>>123700187

thats how it works lad

its like you dont even murrica
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>>123700187
see>>123699839
Loda was so insecure about getting kekked he had to challenge a former rugby player
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>>123699521
>But RL did mention the headbutt on twitter. Are you blind? Why would loda mention it if thats what you mean. Loda is a fucking kek.
I dont see it and if it was true what reason would he have to do that if the twitt according to you wasn't about his gf

On top of that he said he didnt strangle loda and turns out he did so he know he did wrong and we know he lied


>Irrelevant thats not how you logic.
>"journalist" does something extremely inappropriate
>he gud boy he wus studyng, he wunt to church every day

>Good question. Because hes a hotheaded retard kek swedeshitter.
According to you. We can see in the pictures FROM BOTH him and Lewis that loda went to defend his gf who Lewis just insulted

>BECAUSE HES A HOTHEAD FUCKING SWEDEFUCK TWOFACED LITTLE BITCH
According to you again, the police did side with loda and the police has no reason to lie

>DID U NOT SEE HIM TWEET A PICTURE OF GANDI AND TYPE SERENITY TRYING TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS SWEDESHITTER
>40 year old manchild retard his insults gf
>Goes to talk to him
>retard assaults him
>tries to vent on twitter what just suffered
Would you be calm in that situation? No one would
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>>123700173
I pressed the wrong button Loda is to balme for sure.
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>play song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>pick silencer
>awaken your masters with a 300 damage nuke at level 7 + a free slow on top of that +shitting out pure damage the whole time
>collect free kills and get damage just for being near people dying
>make enemy STR initiator retarded so far as that he can't cast all three of his spells
>pick up your +25 and a commend on your way out the door
This is some fun shit.
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>tfw always hated the csgo community more so than dota
>pub players as well
>circlejerks of autistic anime rap listeners
>pro scene of autistic dudebros who take autism medicine and roids
>dota just has retarded stereotype nerds and gooks
>even hearthstone has a better community than csgo

why is csgo such a fucking disgusting mess
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Does anyone here play DotA?
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>>123700365
is that really your best argument?
#LodaWasRight
#stoptheviolencecsgo
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Dota will never recover.

This will hang over dota's collective head at every tourney with another esport

Dota will have to pull out of dreamhack into its own containment tourneys
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>>123700187
>"I just had a feeling he was going to assault me so I defended myself
Well it takes a long time to prove but not here as this happened near witnesses seeing loda walking up to lewis :^)
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>>123700407

utter kekoldry
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>>123699858
>Loda says the police sided with him
>Lewis mentions after loda mentions that , that it was on self defense
we have the twitters, you can keep repeating this all you want but it wont make it true
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>>123700187

Are YOU autistic?

>Someone swings at you with a bat but you cant hit him before the bat hits you since he technically didn't assault you because he didn't have the time to hit you with the bat

use your brain, please.
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>all these swedish kekolds defending loda

my fucking sides senpai
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Bored?

Search for "Boss Battles" for an ebin custom game against 4 unique bosses
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>>123700173

She has already made the leap to EG, considering Alliance is having terrible results around the board for the past year you will soon see her fucking another random esports manchildren that wins something
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guys i am in love with mandarinka55 and i dont even understand a single word this cute russian says. send help
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>Former rugby player
>He was in the bench one game, never subbed in then got kicked because he was to fat to play
>Toppest cvck of them all
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>>123699602

>fat
>white
>aussie
>pudgy skin
>awful fashion sense
>hates women
>hates minorities
>hates men more successful than he is
>has a 2d waifu
>absolutely SHIT at the game, still has plenty of opinions on balance
>played a lot, was shit, now mostly watches esports
>in general, makes any social situation awkward by existing

Reminder that Tubby Wan is our one and only TRUE guy
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>>123700436
why did this happen
now we have csgays tarnishing our threads
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>>123699602
you qt ;) add me on steam
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>>123700620
them teeth man
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>>123700594
>this blatant advertisement is better than most of the shit posted right now
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>>123700436
>amphetamine is 'autism meds'
>he thinks dota isnt infested with people abusing addy including stars like dendi and rtz

ayyy
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>>123700475
Stop preaching loda

It says 4 votes
-1 considering someone missvoted

The 3 voters are: Kelly, Loda and EGM praying to get a spot in their team
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>>123700187

>Someone attempts to physically intimate you
>They break personal space and make physical contact before you do
>You push them away

Guys what faggot, Loda is the on that committed battery in this situation.
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>>123700354
I grew up in the deep south senpai, that's not how it works
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>>123700575
Loda had no weapon and lewis was "bigger"

If lewis did it genuinely in self defense he would have said that first on twitter and he didnt

He only claimed that after loda mentioned the police
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>>123700567

>police sided with him

literally 0 proof of this claim and even if they did it wouldn't tell much. Loda probably bullshitted his case to them in swedish while they ignored the Lewis guy.
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>>123700579
its literally only 1 guy.
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>>123700538
yeah the problem is that RL basically gave Loda an invitation to come talk to him. So RL being like 'I HAD NO IDEA THIS SCARY MAN WAS COMING TO CONFRONT ME I HAD TO DEFEND MYSELF' is relying heavily on witnesses confirming that Loda made physical contact with RL first. If Loda DOESN'T touch RL first then its RL on the hook for assault. No one is really going to get charged with assault tho, because no one likes either of these guys.
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>>123700658
post steam?
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>>123700721
>stars
>dendi
rofl
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>>123700628
>>123700743
>>123700754
>intimate
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d2g
Will
Never
Ever
EVER

Live this down!
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>Captain CuCk punches a guy
>this place blows the fuck up
>only one in every ten posts has an image
Wow, it's actually /r/r/r/r/r/reddit in here.
Still better than pedophiles posting loli tho.
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>>123700754
>Someone attempts to physically intimate you
>physically intimate you
>intimate
nice english f@m

>They break personal space
I'm not aware of any laws regarding personal space

> and make physical contact before you do
This is just hearsay
>>
post more yellow smiley faces doing the pussy/ok sign
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>>123700628
>>He was in the bench one game, never subbed in then got kicked because he was to fat to play

haha real? I always figured his rugby glory days stories were utter bullshit
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>>123700774

>Loda is taller than Lewis
>HURR LODA CANT PUT HIS FACE ON TO LEWISES FACE BECAUSE HE HAS A CAP

you're dumb.
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>>123700187
he's a CG:GO player. the whole point of his game is to attack people before they attack you
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https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/670744156306841600
CSGAYS BTFO
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>>123696454

>most gold
>Ember

kek

also can you link me this Crystal game it looks insane
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>>123694507
Oracle
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>>123700848
sent :)
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n0tail - 4 lans won
/d2g/ - 0 lans won

dotards???????
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>>123700974
This'ing this
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>>123700924

Good, considering Loda has not a single redeeming factor at all i can't wait for the turbokek shitposting any time he plays
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