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Previous Thread: >>123694297
csgog and lolg go and stay go
First for fuck loda
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
Loda's girl friend got fucked in bed by another guy hours ago. He's dead and gone. Dreamhack's his favorite place. Loda is gonna give her alimony.
You don't have be a PRO to be an Esports Guy. Richard Lewis is an Esports Guy.
His other best friend is on tilt again. He's back in Low priority for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. He's sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. He desn't go out anymore, cause he hates every motherfucker, he doesn't care what they're up to. Three years he wasted, losing SEA LAN qualifiers, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit. He's not gonna take any shit from anyone.
He's know what's going on. He got set up. He got choked. Thank god Kelly wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.
Loda lives for this shit. He loves it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfu
28.11.2015
The day cs:gog CuCked d2g and made a laughingstock of this dead game
Lewis: Jock
Loda: Bullied Kid
EE: Cute Girl that try to defend the bullied kid but makes it worse
QUICK D2G7 POST YFW YOU GETAGHS DOOMEDAND SPIRIT BREAKER IS ON HIS WAY TO BASH YOU
HEY LODA I'M TRYING TO PLAY SLARDAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE SKILL BUILDSHOULD I MAX BASH LIKE RLEWIS BASHED YOUR FACE IN?SHOULD I MAX CRUSH LIKE KELLY CRUSHED YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS?SHOULD I MAX SPRINT LIKE YOU SPRINTED AWAY FROM A BEATDOWN?OR SHOULD I MAX AMPLIFY DAMAGE LIKE HOW BEING CUCCKED AMPLIFIED THE PAIN OF YOUR PHYSICAL BRUISES?
>287 days since last hero port
>>123712412
Can we stop this misogynist trash already? Fucking retards.
>>123712412
>no "fucks for this shit"
>>123712478
>csgo attacks papa sjw drayich
what are the best ways to deal with push strat? heroes or strategies are both fine.
>>123712496
SHeeverposters are back.
You know what that means: dead thread.
>Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
jonathan berg kill urself
>>123712631
>people fight over a monkey but not for this Dutch goddess
what's become of this world
>>123712631
How tall is she?
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>123712775
As long as we get some variety to break up the swede meme posting. Might even post some anime girls asking where the patch is.
>>123712815
I hope he doesn't
People might actually remember him then
I'd much father he just faded away into debt and irrelevancy
Swedekeks... Shaking my head to be honest family
>>123712845
>female
>face of a boy
How unfortunate.
>>123712845
she is tiny as FUCK but those TITTAYS are drivin me nuts
big tits on a small frame makes my dick diamonds
>>123712916
> into debt and irrelevancy
More like
alimony
for two kids arent his
fuck why doesnt quickcast work on brew spirits??
raged like an autist last game because of it
>>123712673
Just pick a comp that excels at teamfight and win easily, you literally can't have issues with push strats in this meta
>>123712939
To be quite honest, me too family
I want Luna to shit in my mouth.
I want to eat Luna's shit.
I want to gasp for air as my throat is filled with Luna's shit. I want to suck diarrhea out of Luna's magnificent asshole and clean it with my tongue. I want Luna to put me in a toilet bowl and make me service all her friends. I spend all my life thinking about Luna's shit. I literally cannot stop thinking about Luna's shit. Every time I have a meal, I wish it was Luna's shit. I eat my own shit, but it only makes me vomit and see myself for the pathetic, disgusting waste of life that I am. I want to drown in Luna's shit.
>>123712845
i'd fuck her boypussy desu
>I live on the same planet as rapevictim loda
icefrog here, ama
>SF goes mid
>The enemy team puts three heroes mid during the early game
>He complains, although our supports can't save him from his own stupidity like walking up hill into fog, etc
>Instead of, you know, pressuring a different lane or farming the radiant mid large camp, he just continues feeding until he is 1-10
>He ends the game 1-15, after he sold all his items for a 25 minute midas and farmed BoTS+SNY at 45 minutes
IT ONLY TAKES ONE BOOGA
TO BOOGA THE WHOLE TEAM
FUCK THIS SHIT
I'M DONE WITH US SERVERS IT'S EITHER PERUVIANS OR THE MENTALLY ILL
I'M QUEUING JAPAN TO CRUSH SOME NIPS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW TO DOTA
>>123713130
Girls dont have boypussy
>>123712845
>>123712947
At least its the face of a cute boy.
>>123713212
will loda's performance today somehow impact 6.86?
>>123713212
How comes you cannot balance for shit? heroes either are useless piece of turds unless they get buffed for 4 patches in a row or they're broken pieces of shit with 100% P/B rate
BabyRage RTC? EleGiggle TI5? SriHead MLG? MingLee ESL? SoBayed 1v1? BrokeBack Frankfurt? BabyRage 8K? Kappa Pub? EleGiggle
UncleNox ACTS LIKE A TIER 1 PLAYER UncleNox HAS AN UGLY THAI WHORE AS GF UncleNox WANTS TO MEET IRL UncleNox POKES HIS NOSE INTO BACKSTAGE UncleNox GETS CHOKED IN GAME UncleNox GETS CHOKED IRL UncleNox CRIES ON TWITTER UncleNox MUST BE LODER UncleNox
anon here, ama
>>123713354
i just try my best
today was a good day d2g
we got the attention of csgog!
s-she even talked at us for a long time
>>123713447
Are you happy?
>>123713305
More androgynous than anything really.
who is kelly
>>123713447
is futa gay
>>123713212
Are you going to finally rework Lone Druid? increasing the numbers just won't fix BadMeepo
>>123713619
A monkey
>>123713663
possibly, have not seen him much lately
Post 'em
What item do you think Loda should've gone to win the lane against Richard Lewis?
I feel as though a Vanguard would've been good as it provided a lot of the early sustain to not only go aggressive and be able to headbutt but to allow him to tank the choke for longer.
Can we stop disrespecting Kelly and Loda, I'm actually going to start reporting you guys soon.
>>123713735
>monkey
There are many obvious differences between monkeys and apes. Apes are bigger, lack tails, have larger brains and more human-like shoulder joints.
>>123713825
Gr8 b8 m8 i giv you n 8 no h8
>>123713568
Yes, I just got my new monitor, so I got a duel monitor system going
I can watch rtz and post on 4chan at the same time
>>123713447
do you want to eat Luna's shit
>>123713212
you gay bro?
>>123713447
are you adelaide?
>>123713989
not to my knowledge
>>123712631
>sheever will never pee in your mouth
>>123713760
That's because he IS the worst hero in the game you dumbfuck
>>123713881
But anon, monkeys have stronger hands, which makes it easier for them to hang on to things
Kelly is a TI winning Manager. Beat That
>>123713932
if you keep this up you're going to get a warning from the mods just like drow poster
This fiasco today shows why you don't fuck with the 3DPD bros.
Kelly caused this by taking offense to something that had nothing to do with her.
Fuck 3DPD.
2D for life.
>>123714038
Please do not be lewd.
Why do people have sex with Kelly? How does this literal orangutan not only manage to have two kids but has sex with a different man at every LAN?
Also if Loda is a kek how come he got angry that someone slept with Kelly?
>>123714196
more like
give us attention dota fans!!
drow is CUTE
CUTE
Hey guys Icefrog here, thanks for all the Tusk suggestions! I needed some ideas for an imba hero I could climb the ranks with myself.
>>123714262
loda is mad because they guy wasn't a black dude but a white nerd like
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>123714175
oh no not a warning
>RTZ telling people to go back to reddit
OUR
>>123714262
>>Also if Loda is a kek how come he got angry that someone slept with Kelly?
The problem was that it was posted on twitter
Loda is fine being a kek, but he doesn't want people to know about it
>>123714262
>Also if Loda is a kek
there you go
>>123714262
>Also if Loda is a kek how come he got angry that someone slept with Kelly?
Because he insulted kelly (not really) so he went to request that he cease having sex with kelly (this is the highest offensive thing a swedish person can do to another)
>>123714407
>that nose
GOY
>>123714395
watch it or you'll get the belt
>>123714262
Because the scene is filled with needy ass beta nerds who would fuck anything that gives them the chance
>tfw didn't see new thread
>been refreshing the old one for the last 10 minutes
>no new posts
>feel bad about myself
>think that everyone left because of me
;_;
>>123714595
post steam qt
>>123714701
why
>>123713663
just make the bear have 3 resummon charges
I love these guys
>>123714507
A-are you offering?
I wish I could be a cute little girl
>>123714743
So I can add you
>>123714857
fuck off lars
You guys mad yet?
>>123713212
udyr hero when?
rubick stealing the damage he reduces with fade bolt when?
>>123714945
>newbee
roflmayo
>>123714945
>team liquid
what
>>123714945
based flower
>>123714857
W-why would you want to add me?
>>123714793
our guy
>>123714945
I tried to tell them all along N0tail but they kept spamming me with N0lans.
>>123714927
literally who
>>123715104
we could be steam friends
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lzhG3htIoA
will post steam id :)
>>123715137
ppd yeah
envy no
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3unm7j/the_rise_of_og/
>>123715150
>4 years and many stabbed backs later, Backstabby getting carried in off season meme tournaments
The very second other teams start playing seriously, Backstabby going to knife some bitches.
>>123715261
>back stabby n0tail
Not really feeling this forced meme.
>>123715174
wew
why did u have to instantly go into whoring for pixels
>>123715174
>doesn't say the date to prove you actually recorded it
shaking
my
head
>>123715173
okay friend
it issingularity
>>123714986
always wanted to do that
would be a bit imbalanced
>>123715174
Post feet with a time stamp and I'll give you it.
>>123715174
I recognize this voice from r9k
aren't you a tranny
so is /csgo/ going to bully us?
Hey anyone wants to play with me? need some Dota friends.
steam id: aramonks
>arteezy getting dunked on in pubs
damn he's in a bad spot right now.
>d2g turning into steam friends
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>123715426
nah not your smurf, post the real one
>RTZ tilting
le balanced shade villain reking his shit every game
>>123715745
post dotabuff
a-anyone wanna be my steam crush?
>it was all for publicity
gj faggots
>>123715783
>RTZ now fails in pubs in addition to LANs
>blames everyone but himself
RTZ has completed his training to become Pajkatt 2.0
>>123715923
only if you're a cute little girl
not pretend either
>>123715923
only if you post id bae
>>123715930
KICK HIM GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
>>123715426
that IS the real one
>>123715923
only if you stop posting
>>123715930
>fail at dota
>start playing poker
How long till he is on fantasy sports
>>123715913
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/99351467
Oh my bad, my steam id is: Monk
>>123716261
>hes ready to lose it all on poker
wont be long
JUST
>check /csgo/
>they're sucking the dick of this Lewis guy
what a bunch of keks
>>123715930
>Alliance still hasn't disbanded
>have to resort to dumb drama shit to stay relevant
top kek
>>123712845
>>123713274
jesus, that face
but them titties
>>123716342
based keks
loda btfo
all lewis tweets has more retweets and favs than lodas
>>123716438
the csgo community is really top kek, just look at everyone who tweeted shit at Lewis, got an army of fat sad csgo kiddies after em
amuse me a lot desu
If faceless void got his BAT changed to 1.5 would he be good again?
>>123716518
what are you trying to imply?
this isnt reddit m8
get the fuck back
If Alliance wants a all swedish team they have so many players to choose form
zai
Chrillee
Era
Limmp
Pinoy
Apemother
the list goes on
I /d2g/ the most kekolded general on /vg/ now? :s
S A V A G E
https://mobile.twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/670774675887247360?p=v
do you think icefrog will nerf all heroes?
the power creep has become ridiculous
also WR is a hero for autists.
she can fucking solo kill spectre late game with scepter and crit
>>123716667
yes and buff his bash dmg outside chrono by 10-20dmg
>>123716772
All Alliance need to do is replace Loda and Akke and get a strong captain in
>>123716808
who is he even aiming that towards
>>123716802
yesssssssss
fuck loda
>>123716821
>do you think icefrog will nerf all heroes?
>the power creep has become ridiculous
The goal was to make the game faster
>WR
Hopefully focus fire will be dispellable/purgeable.
>she doesn't post feet
No Windrunner pigtails for you, whore
>>123716954
God
>>123716821
There is literally nothing wrong with Windrunner.
>>123716821
>nerf all heroes
that makes no sense
nerf and buff has no meaning if you apply it to everything
every hero could have a rating of 1/10 or 100000000000/10 - it just needs to be balanced
the only time you need to scale back is when numbers are getting too high and its actually making the game lag because the game has to compute so much shit - like in diablo
>>123717009
>she
>>123712676
That comic was better before Valve changed Doombringer name to Doom
>>123716863
I not even think Akke need to be kicked they need a new position 1. If Loda gets kicked Akke will probably follow him ;(
>>123714262
Sorry I haven't been updated with the drama but does Kelly really have kids?
Should good SF win mid vs good Ember?
>>123717380
Loda is a C U C K and is leaving to play poker
>>123717009
sorry :)
>>123717282
Jesus I need to read what I type... its too late
>>123717380
2 racemixed ones
two different dads
loda is none of them
>rtz losing AGAIN and abandoning instead of just waiting literally 3 minutes for throne to die
jej
>1700 hours in Dota
>just learned that each subsequent tp takes 0.5 seconds longer than the last hero's tp when multiple people tp to the same area within 25 seconds
>>123717835
post id qt
>>123717835
How the fuck did it take you that long to realize?
Did you literally never tp respond to ganks?
>>123717469
SF has vantage until level 3, level 2 flame guard requires 2 razes to remove so it's kinda tricky. Overall its even if ember got pooled and has a PMS
>>123717761
I guess in Sweden Loda is a 3/10 instead of a 6/10 and has to settle with a whore
>wife took her son to her ex's for thanksgiving weekend
>have house all to myself
>been stayin up late playin Dota and shitposting
Just like the good ol days
>>123717901http://www.dotabuff.com/players/65195948
>>123717901
you should post your id so I can evaluate if I want you on my friends list ;)
>>123717820
His rage is wonderful
>>123712673
take down T1 early game or just pick another push hero
>>123718178
kill urself
>>123718161
>married
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123718178
>supportkek
nvm
>go outside ONCE IN FUCKING 2 MONTHS
>people chokes each other at LAN
what happened? any tl;dr or videos? PLS HELP
>>123718320
>>123718373
Wow, rude much?
>>123718161
I'm afraid your meme kek shitposting got outclassed by Loda, better luck next time
>>123717835
I have >300 games played and knew that, albeit not at those exact numbers
>>123718161
>wife took her son to her ex's
hows the keklife famm
Steam id: Monk
Anyone wants to play?
>>123718458
>supportkek that will do nothing but be silent and not carry
So if I fail my lane we gotta watch the match plummet
nothx
>>123718443
loda choked like always
>>123718458
i think you are cute
adelaide?
>Be aa
>Team is dominating every lane but mid
>Le balanced tiny shrek-riding jew is against our sf mid
>Their lane is even
>40 mins later
>Lose
Alch was the only one on their team who didn't feed like a mongoloid. I took aa second pick but my team, being idiots, failed to pick any hard lockdown.
I want to get off2.1k's wild ride
>>123716705
nothing m8, its just real funny to see how much of a c u c k s are the csgo kiddies
>it was a weird day for dota and csgo
what happened in cs?
Kunkka buffs when?
>>123718443
there u go
>>123718717it only gets worse the higher you geti've been stuck at 3.9k for a while
>>123718827
that is not kelly's sign
>>123718717
Forgot image
>>123718717
>Losing and alch game as AA
I bet that you didn't even farm an Aghs
>>123718901
>losing to a fucking naga alch
>>123718898
it is :^)
>>123718901
>counterpicks the alch
>fails
wew
>>123718717
did you stack camps for sf
>that ragequit
lmao
>>123718827
holy fuck swedes man
>>123718717
play pubstomp heroes m8
teeny
bloodcyka
ebola spirit
when does dota get hard?
>>123718901
You're like that retard that counterpicks every game yet never wins, i always make fun out of morons like you LAMO
>try a next level build
>enemy team has a Pudge and WW
>every lost fight starts with a tard getting hooked, and team reacting into a winter curse
>tards blame the build instead of themselves
>>123718901
>"carry" abbadon
>outside decorator
Sorry lad, your team lost since the pick screen.
lol you cna't get reported in 10v10.
Man d2g sure is dead
OH HEY what's this, it's PSG streaming low priority!!! come enjoy
twitch dot tv/swayzesghost
queuing in just a minute
>>123719431
what was the build anon?
>>123719378
>tfw grinding mmr with that cute snake
I hope shitters don't realize how inba is mmrmancer.
>d2g CuCked the fuck out by csgog
>>123718827
>how can one whore monkey ruin a person's life.
but nah, retarded loda deserves it. he is THAT kek
>>123718901
>blocking out the match id
>golly gee /d2g/ this match sure was hard for me
>i'll complain about how balanced alch is but block out everything that could reveal how much of an immense fuckup i was
>>123719604
right click carry bane
>>123719583
stop shilling out yourself psg
>>123719483
nice, now I can enhance 19 shitters' experience
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VALV HOW BOUT U RELES THE FKING PATCH LA
>>123719378
>that name
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/db/Elder_fastres_01.mp3
>>123718901
Top kek, I had a match against a last pick AA that tried to counter us but still got completely destroyed.
>>123719604
Eblade Gyro. Then I started building Octarine.
>>123719378
What position do you play banana? How do you build him?
I'd subscribe to your newsletter.
>>123719378
>0 versatility
>>123719378
>0 rampages
>swedeCuCks
Next 4 decides which of those heroes I'll play for 20 games
so why loda still not marry kelly?
if him like her so much
>>123719378
how to be good at snek
>>123719645
there's no money to be made here anon, only keks 2 b had
>>123719936
timber
>>123719936
Techies and Meepo
>>123719936
Elder Titan, do it fag
>>123719941
She say no
Need keep her options open. Already she like eg
>>123719957
Gonna stream snipe you senpai
Gonna boost your gameplay
>>123720053
me like post
>>123719936
earth spirit
>>123719994
get ready to feed
>>123720053
>>123720108
Loda ooga, Kelly booga?
>>123720105
if you can snipe me in low pri that means you will make me get a queue faster good luck
i think they finally made low pri a really dreaded experience, it seems much more empty these days. i still play about 1/3 to half my games in it though
dotards getting bullied lmao
>>123719689
never in the history of dota
>>123719378
>No rampages as Veno
>>123719994
fuck
How do I make the enemy team lose his shit with Techies?
are we done talking about cvcks
>that Abaddon Carry RTZ donation
was that you Nicoposter?
>>123719701
this is the only thing i do every game:
tranquils aquila -> veil/midas (depends how long the game will go) -> aghanims -> dagger
skillbuild: 2-2-0-0 into 2-2-4-0
i either do solo or dual offlane
Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?
why would you EVER pick invoker
i feel like loda's life and career would be way better if he didn't try to tame a monkey. fucking emberassing.
>>123720515
>forcestaff the gem carrier into remotes
>don't let them pick zeus
Sing stream when?
LMFAO
>>123716863
just get a strong captain? the only strong captain left in the world is fitjew.
>>123720658
cuz hes fun and people like fun
>>123719378
>based aids snek
You, I like you
>>123720658
EMP is overpowered
>>123720889
>>123719869
Game doesnt record if you got rampages in source 1, Its some real bullshit
Sweden y-yes?
