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http://csgobackpack.net
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
I love Thooorin
MONKEYS
first
second for RIP sean
Score predictions anyone?
nth for DJ Khaled
Excited for grand finals guys! Who /comfycsgo/ here?
-cbble
-overpass
+fy_iceworld
+de_rats
I'm working at Dreamhack right now (Can talk in Swedish if you want me to, det gör jag gärna) and I'm being paid to watch the players screen.
I'm also earning a bit on the side from one of the teams ;P
Richard Lewis Highlight Reel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkofTembgHs
RIP LG
BRS
JUST
thorin got fat
how to get skins good skins?
>LG went this far to lose to FNC
lol
>>123699850
>paper plate
>plastic utensils
w-why
>http://esport.aftonbladet.se/esport/enormt-drama-pa-dreamhack-storstjarna-och-esportprofil-i-brak/
which one you ye keks did this?
>>123699850
>led meme keyboard
>>123699956
>just throw it away instead of having to clean it
literally no downside
>>123699850
>paper plate
nys
>>123699837
13-15lg____
>be shitty BR
>get good coder
>get "good"
>win
>>123699878
-cbble
+fy_simpsons
>>123699850
is that fucking plastic cutlery m8?
>>123699878
>>123700096
-dust2
+de_westwood
what map would be best for this last map to be played?
-scoutknivez
-fy_pool_day
-as_oilrig
-aim_ak_colt
-surf_ski_2
>>123699850
>2015
>being canadian
>>123699878
-train
+literally anything else
>>123700027
>too lazy to wash your plate
americans everyone
>>123700027
David Suzuki would like to have a few words with you.
>>123700090
>coder
?
>>123700238
fy_pool_day would be nice but i think that map is more suited for 8v8
>>123700238
cs_mansion.
>>123700238
cs dagle
Why do they even bother having these dirty foreigners on the analysis with their funny accents and the uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhh, I thought speaking jobs are supposed to be done by eloquent people.
>>123700238MW2 Terminal
>>123700384
my nigga
>>123700238
cs_assault_1337
"analysts" as meme as usual
do they pick these idiots from reddit?
>>123700409
fuck off britbong, better question is why are clueless anglos allowed
>>123700323
i thought that shit was a joke
alright i just woke up pls spoonfeed me
whats happening with the ugly asian chick and richard lewis?
>>123700190
-de_inferno
+cp_gullywash
actually having some tf2 maps in csgo would be interesting
not that it would work, but it would be interesting
>>123700284
its not thanksgiving in Canada you dumb fuck
>>123700409
I wish there were more native English pros for "analysis" like from US/UK/AU
>>123700323
>canada dry
>american
JUST
>have played using cables for 3 years
>have had to switch to wifi
>100 ping consistently
how do you queers do it
has luminosity lost a single pistol round? in the (semi)finals?
>>123700532
>RL posts bants on twitter about hikos mum
>kelly thinks its shes allowed to have an opinion and basically says no jokes allowed
>RL and kelly go back and forth on twitter
>kekboi loda steps in to defend his kek princess
>loda, being the passive aggressive, swedeshitter he is calls out RL
>RL says step up nigga
>loda meets him at DH and tries to front
>RL manhandles him like the little bitch he is
>loda enters full swedish triggered defensive mode and cries to security and police
tldr, swedish kek tries to step up to a real man and gets forced to sit the fuck down
finally a good script
Who /canada/ here?
>>123700003
it was me. i did it.
>>123700631
They lost the second pistol on Cobble.
>>123700409
foreigners are brought along because they know what they're talking about.
anglos are brought along because they're mememeisters
>>123700649
Youonly
>>123700604
>pros
>from US/UK/AU
>>123700508
>cs_assault_1337
that wasn't the map, it was cs_1337_assault
T A C O
A
C
O
>>123700238
de_jeepathon2k
>those sausage fingers
hahahahah
>>123700770
>that qt with purple lips
wow
>>123700828
dude that was funny
>>123700639
wew did you just unironically copy paste my post from the previous d2g thread and fix the grammar
t-thanks
>>123700520
gonna throw out a wild guess here and go with literally yes
>fnatic chose to start as T on inferno.
it's like they're trying to lose on purpose.
>you'll never play 1.6 actively ever again
>>123700902
i didn't fix anything it is literally a copy paste, too many retards asking about this shit here so why not
>>123700952
i've literally never played it
when one of the guys get shot, does he get a black screen or is it like when we play, and can see whats happening around the corpse for a while?
i seem to remember in source this was a way to stop ghosting in lans, where you couldnt see anything the moment you died
>>123701028
kill yourself
>>123700952
>csgog will never unite to play some matches in cspromod
>>123701036
Fuck off, /d2g/. Go masturbate to goddess Kelly.
>this A setup
>>123701036
>we
nobody here plays the game
>>123700952
What's that?
>>123700680
good goy
>ANOTHER "perfect" shot through smoke from JW
HOW does he does it round after round!
>>123701192
>>123701163
whats up guys
>>123701243
i didn't even read it, what'd i do?
I have honestly never played CS 1.6 and Source only a few times.
This game is fucking easy for a CoD player.
>>123701285
he smelled them
>>123701350
low tier bait
Dirty American savages go home.
>>123701350
I played CoD in my adolescence too,
Got to global in 800 hours lol.
>>123701350
>t. nova 2
>>123701036
nys
>>123701404
why would you even reply?
>fnatic player sits behind the smoke
>smoke is still there
>suddenly he rotates
>aims straight into the smoke
>smoke disappears and he gets a kill
yep, no cheats whatsoever
JW's piggybank
>>123701448
is that supposed to be impressive
taco walling so hard
>>123701350
obviously, since cs:go is modeled and copied after call of duty 4
>>123701404
i never played 1.6 and had 200 hours in a 24/7 office server in source
mostly played halo 2 and 3, mw2 and blops on xbox 360 before i started playing games on pc
got global a long time ago and have 16 rws on esea
>people think MysaN cheats
What year is this?
>>123701552
Just saying senpai.
luminosity?
more like, luminoshitty lol
that Wonderpig flick, wow
>fnatic so obvious with their cheats
*sigh*
I wouldn't even be surprised if Dennis just leaves.
I hate fnatic so much, fuck off.
>olof keeping his crosshair over an enemy through a smoke and a wall
Notice how it just happens to be on his head
hmm...............
>>123701580
how do you go from master race to pc peasant
The dream is dead boys.
>>123701805
PIGFUCKER ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER LOSING TO MONKIES
>>123701827
my friend who played a lot of tf2 on pc convinced me with le pc mastur race maymay
>>123701814
you are so fucking thick
if you are trolling congrats xD
now tacos for the favelas the next weeks
>>123701814
>haha i false flagged now they think all cheat accusators are retarded
>>123701805
BEST IN THE WORLD
i love how the audience goes dead silent when lg gets a kill
FUCKING CAMERAMEN WHAT THE FUCK
SWEDEN
YES
>>123701996
They are though
THE DREAM IS OVER BOYS
NOT LIKE THIS
>le jumping smg hold finger in the fire button meme
oh yeah i forgot we cod now
olofmeister joined the server
>>123702034
>Homecrowd cheering for their team
wew lad, so surprising.
fucking hackers fnatic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123701953
>>123701996
haha I will just ignore all the valid points
that means I win the argument haha
RIP
>>123701336
shekel posting senpai
this lisping guy is really getting my nerves
>>123702242
yeah i dont really like ur dad either lmao
>>123701814
stop false flagging you autist
>"you know what else is enormous, Dan?"
James+ddk are vastly superior to the shitty semmler/anders duo
>>123702242
tho what
>>123702242
yeah you are pretty annoying
>>123702242
Get out newfaggot
God bless our boys
>>123702331
they bring the bantz
NV & TSM struggled against these monkey's? lmao
>>123702420
these kind of glasses make everyone look cool
>>123702420
god damn them
bonus olof 2k
>JW trying to shoot through brick
>his crosshair is right on that guy's head
>"not cheating"
*sigh*
warmup's over boys
watch dh with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8
playing
>We wuz conquistadors n shit maayne
>BRs ACTUALLY thought they had a chance against based pig the savior of our skines
lel (loving every laugh)
>the state of taco
HE'S BACK IN FORM
O U R P I G
U
R
P
I
G
RING AROUND THE ROSEY
MY BOY JW
JAY DOUBLE U
Yeah sure Taco isn't cheating lmao
who /kelly/ here?
welp
Smell desperation all day
>>123702863
>who /chinkchimp/ here?
nys
HUEHUEHUE back to the favela Luminosity!
>>123702863
digusting chink whore
>>123702863
nobody lmao
>people unironically thought that JW is in a decline
TIPTOPKEK
Lg falling apart, match is boring now. Semi finals were better
>they thought they can stop the pig
favelas tilting off the face of the earth
>>123702580
whoever was playing arch is fucking retarded
shit coms from lg that round desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
>>123702863
monkey fucker
lmaoooo
>>123702916
>face in the background
Cute
Man, TSM vs Fnatic could've been such a good final.
>>123702863
Goddess.
>>123702930
bruh they reckt NV, NIP and TSM...
they coming back as heroes 2 brazil + some prize cash
Not a Gotard, but why is this general so damn slow?
Someone help me name my terrible Christmas gift to myself
>Can't even spam copypastas/meme faces and text in CSGO chat
Literally what? This is why DotA/Hearthstone chats are better
>>123702863
Herrrrrro
at least she talks better than she used to when casting sc2 for gom.
>>123703036
bad igleading, you dont need to be so exposed on a 5v4
>fnatic literally playing against lumo like their a gold nova premade
>9 rounds on t side inferno
kek
WHAT UP NOW SWEDES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>123703097
Karasique.
>>123703097
Will give away boypussy for friendship
how do you say scarce?
is it SKarse
or scaars
>>123703097
The Chokey
>>123703097
sadness
>>123703097
TACO GOD
>>123703090
>some prize cash
Not with CSGOs prize money lmao, literally less than 10k $ per player
>>123703092
A round is packed with action,
its not like these click and point adventures where 80% of the time is nothing happening
>>123703097
im a faget ama
>>123703097
im not naming it that
>people still think inferno is CT sided
eh?
>>123703016
just realized he looks like bison from street fighter
>>123703097
god4gives TACOdoesnt
>>123703097
You're eternal reward
>>123702669
10/10 senpai
>>123702863
Reminder that she used to be the most hated caster in esports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaxZ3awl9VI
>>123703097
#1 Faggot
NICE TEAMKILL DENNIS LOL
>250k+ viewers
>$100k for first place
uhhhhhhhhhh gotards??????????????????????????????
Dennis sleeper agent.
Great scenario with a teamkill, congratulations to writers!
fnatic taking t side was pretty genius.
putting all the pressure on LG to put up rounds.
>>123703314
This
>>123703097
vanillafag
>>123703340
It's still somewhat CT sided, but you're right. It's more like a 8-7 CT side now.
Still, LG aren't playing that well.
Does the dreamhack stream shit on anyone elses graphics card? It does that "recovered from error" bullshit every time I load hte stream. No other stream has ever done that... i usually have 4-5 streams open at a time too... but dreamhack kills my pc even if its the only one open.
>>123703340
>people still think inferno isnt Fnatic sided
>>123703460
Fuck off you dota jew, go pour more money into your shit game just like LoL
dennis b like
>BOYS THE SCRIPT
>>123703314
>>123703498
Don't you guys have dual monitors?
>>123703460
>people enjoy the game despite the prize purse
this might be revolutionary for a dota fan
>>123703525
what are you using to stream it?
vlc here. no problems
>>123703525
fix your brokeass-shit
I swear to god Fallen has put in one of the best awp performances I've ever seen at this tournament. Literally on the same level as kennys/guardian/skadoodle at their peak
>>123703713
He's walling.
M9 guy here, I was really hoping for dibs to show up by now
>>123703460
>be a beta dota player
>fuck around with alpha cs go players and cry to police
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dotards?
>>123703460
>dead game needs m-muh prize pool to stay relevant
>>123703713
more/sauce
At least 3 times in one match they get 1 HP instead of dying. Lucky RNG? Or maybe cheats?
>>123703676
guess ill go vlc mode, usually i just watch on twitch
>>123703378
jesus how awkward
>>123703525
I'm not sure if it has to do with this stream, but I have gotten the same lately, few GPU crashes but I'm not sure if they are related with the stream.
I have a 980ti
What's with this cz on pistol meme?
Since when have pros done this consistently?
>>123703713
I want to suck her tits
i believe in lg
top kek
>>123703460
cûûûûûck
>lose both pistols
>lose the map
rip LG
this kills the hues
>>123703713
>guardian at his peak
not really m8
who /sjokz/ here?
>>123703776
google Jacqueline Jossa
nothing as qt as that pic, though. she cakes herself in makeup.
>>123703713
gotta love when you give your opinion on something and all the YOUs are about the girl on your pic
Sauce?
redditmonsity confirmed for losing, disaster was avoided brehs. This was definitely a close one.
>randoms that expect to win full ecos
>randoms that expect to win first half on a map that isn't sided for them
>throw tantrums, afk and troll otherwise
Playing Mirage gave me cancer
LG cheating and still losing xdddd
Glory to Allah!
Glory to Swedenstan!
kek game on point
FWNL
>>123704070
SWEDEN YES!
you guys only pretend to like fnatic right?
>>123703976
No, LG won the first pistol. Fnatic simply came back to 3-3 and then 3-6, which is why LG called a tac pause.
WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW
fuck :(
>tfw no big black bull to kek my wife
>>123704028
how the fuck is LG reddit? Fallen is the only guy who does anything outside playing the damn game.
HUEHUE'S BTFO
>>123704136
Sla'vi is /vg/'s true team
>>123704128
>>123704070
>/pol/fags are despised IRL
>/pol/fags can't even have the people they hate lose on a videogame
Jesus, it must suck to be you guys
>>123703995
too bad she has shit taste in companies and games
why are there no muslim, gay or gender fluid people on Fnatic, i mean come on, it's 2015!
Monkies getting butchered
Reminder device is badOlof
i <3 the personality of fnatic! can't wait for the post match interviews xD just love this bunch.. lovely gang of interesting personalities xD
>>123704240
bro they reckt whole europe
- the epic mouselifter and his boys
>>123703776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQajvvmWbQE
Why does the commentator have a lisp?
What up now monkeys?
>>123704136
>pretend
They are our guys, go to reddit if you want a nip or envy circlejerk lad.
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
>>123704223
>>123704254
>>123704136
hello reddit
>>123704384
cause your mums pubes got stuck in his teeth
>>123704271
swedeCuCK plzs
>people unironically think KennyS is better than Olof
>people even unironically think Scream is better than Olof
Is the star on the m4a4 zirka supposed to look pixelated as fuck? It doesn't in the pictures but it does ingame for me.
I have texture quality on high
>>123704419
Richard "I get my csgo rumors from hltv troll posts" Lewis
>>123704419
based
>yfw Richard Lewis got fucking rekt in a brawl against pussboy Loda
>>123704419
*goes on irrelevant 10 minute long rant out of nowhere on gaming talk show about how much he is hated*
>>123704467
Lisping homo, detected.
>>123704419
kek
pretty boring 2bh
>>123704569
things that never happened
>>123704419
Is that how he looks without glasses? That's not too bad.
>>123704550
Except he's always right in the end, redditor
>>123704569
Richard "Suplex the Larynx" Lewis does not get rekt. He does the rekting
>>123704569
but he didnt u swedish skek
>get to grand finals after a long hard fought battle
>as a brand new team
>get to the cheater squad
>take their map
>lose your own close
>they go full cheater on the last map, destroying all your hopes
>>123704612
same, too much cs
final should have been 2morrow
>>123704419
I didn't know DJ Khaled was heavily involved in videogames.
Guess it's safe now
what an a shitty finish to a great story
envy
nip
tsm
and then finishing with this weak closing match against the most boring autistic team in csgo
gg fnatic wins lol
So.. how do we call the dotards now?
dokeks?
dakeks?
dotacks?
dotucks?
is ddk short for daniel ddk kapadia
>>123704781
why change from dotards
>>123704070
rip your skins
>>123704781
Doturds
>>123704664
Richard "I got fired for getting my publisher embargoed on reddit because I was caught viraling my content there" Lewis
yoo rofl
>>123704758
>>>/reddit/
Our guys won, deal with it.
not even the swedes in the crowd want fnatic to win
>>123704781
dotakeks 2bh
>fnaticwinslol
I'm done senpaitachi.
>>123704419
kekk
>>123704781
dotards and gotards are fine leave it be
>>123704916
yoooo lmao fàm
OLOF
JUMP SHOT SCOUT
CONFIRMED NERF NEXT UPDATE
GG
admin he doing it sideways
Also, you do realize that Dreamhack is in Sweden, right?
DH's admin would definitely look the other way if Fnatic cheated.
>olofmeister
my fucking dick
>"Olof is not the best player of 2015"
>t. reddit
Someone explain this RLewis v Loda thing to me.
LGTS:
SWEDOMINATION
>SWEDOMINATION
SWEDOMINATION
>SWEDOMINATION
SWEDOMINATION
>SWEDOMINATION
SWEDOMINATION
>SWEDOMINATION
SWEDOMINATION
>SWEDOMINATION
SWEDOMINATION
OLOF BEST PLAYER WORLD
Why is the tec9 so popular?
REDDIT IN FLAMES
OUR BOYS WON
NEVER DOUBT FNATIC
buncha booty blastered BRs in here
>slapping each other hands after every won round
why do they do this
OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS OUR GUYS
FUCK YOU HUE HUE SCUM
THE WHITE RACE IS SAVED
>>123704916
can swedes at least try and hide their kekold obsession?
>>123704990
you dotard have no saying here, lmao
back to your cûck general
>>123705094
best gun in the game
NON-WHITES BTFO
PRE-TEEN SWEDES BTFO
REDDITORS BTFO
GET THE FUCK OUT FAVELA MONKEYS
LEAVE THE GAME TO THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THE SCENE YOU SHITSKINS
NEITHER NORTH NOR SOUTH AMERICA EVEN STANDS THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE AGAINST SWEDEN
GIT
FUCKING
GOOD
>PELE ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAY IN YOUR SHITHUTS
>BR IS ONLY ALLOWED TO GET TO THE FINALS BECAUSE EU WANTS TO HUMILIATE THEM
Fuck Fnatic
>OLOF DOING THE ISIS HAND GESTURE
SWEDECuCKS PLS
O L O F B O Y S
L
O
F
B
O
Y
S
>>123705194
Why?
>>123705079
Loda got butthurt about a tweet and went to him on the backstage trying to be a badass and Rich grabbed his neck and pushed him away. Then he acted like a victim on twitter
>tfw Huehue's lost
It feels good. They ruin every game they touch. Stay the fuck out of dota 2 and CSGO.
fucking hell fuck fnatic! fuck you pig man!
>olof look's at dennis' monitor
>sees where cold goes
lol nice game gotards
>>123705132
especially when they fail so many time
>>123705085
OHHHHH DU GAMLA DU FRIA
FLUSHA WALLING SO HARDDDD
SWEDEN WINS LOL
HAHAHHAHA
BR SCUM SHIT ON ONCE AGAIN
/our boys/ on top once again
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK SHITNATIC
I'M DONE
>>123705281
perfect running and jumping accuracy
no recoil
very high damage
Mad respect for LG, best DH so far
>>123704743
you smart
EU remains supreme, North America BTFO, South America BTFO!
>hack their way to the finals
>still lose
BASED FNATIC, THROW THIS MONKEY SHIT OUTTA HERE
The dream is over.
>>123705281
Rate of fire, damage, mag capacity, cost.
>>123704136
I "only pretend" to fuck your mom yet here you are s m h
MONKEYS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
EZ for our guys tbqh family.
I FUCKING LOVE FNADICK AND OUR PIGE BUT CMON I CHEERED FOR THE FAVELAS SO HARD
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>123705268
>Hand signal
>Doesn't even know what takbir is
This is why Fnatics T side was so strong.
>>123705395
The Reddit dream has been crushed, feels good man
well at least swedecúcks can enjoy their video game victory and feel a little better since their country is over
>Best team in the world wins the LAN
wow man so exciting !!!!!!!
>HE DOUBTED
>>HE DOUBTED
>HE DOUBTED
>>HE DOUBTED
>HE DOUBTED
>>HE DOUBTED
>HE DOUBTED
>>HE DOUBTED
>HE DOUBTED
>>HE DOUBTED
>HE DOUBTED
>>HE DOUBTED
>HE DOUBTED
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>>123705304
DU FJÄLLHÖGA NORD
who picks the music for this shit
if you're gonna play memestep at least play something good
>>123702669
And then when LG lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2BuJJIVicY&t=42s
post your European faces lads
>>123705362
SOuth america BTFO?
i dont know what dreamhack you rewatched my friend...
>>123704419
Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
Utlänningar
B T F O
S V E R I G E
like there was ever any doubt
Enjoying these sick dub stepz after white men victory
>>123705286
>dotards getting alpha'd out of dreamhack THIS hard
ayy LMAO
>he bet on HUE's
>>123705472
THIS FUCKING BUTTBLASTED
THE WHOLE LEFT SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC IN FLAMES
>>123705079
>rl tweets picture of a sign that says hikos mom on it. Says a groupie left it there
>the owner of the sign is a known esports whore (rl does not know who made the sign)
>owner of sign tweets about it
>owner of sign bf is Loda
>loda asks rl where he can find him
>rl has dreamhack as he is analyzing
>loda confronts rl
>loda headbutts rl
>rl choke slams him and then combos him into an SPD
>dh break it up
>loda is saying that rl assaulted him
who will win best player/best awper????
>>123705334
country's burning
muslims are raping their women
niggers are running rampant
100% max kucked
at least their youth is good at video games tho lmao
>>123705545
LMAOOOOO
mad Huehue confirmed
umm, what the FUCK are those gunshots in the background?
>All reddit teams bfto
>kek swedes on suicide watch
>real swedes winning (our guys)
>frogs as btfo as dota
>liquid on suicide watch
>hiko kills again
>dota btfo
>just bought the dankest burger
Best LAN or BEST LAN?!?
>>123705506
>HE
>pick cbble
>lose
>all these buttblasted monkeys
feels good
>Non-white counterstrike
>Non-white anything
>>123705675
im from little turkey my friend, but LG rekt some of the best teams in the world, they btfo
Semmler @OnFireSemmler 2m2 minutes ago
A year and a boost later, Fnatic come back to DHW to claim the title over the worthy Brazilian challengers. Fantastic end to the tourney!
>>123705597
is that the new star wars girl?
>>123705626
olof, guardian
>>123705545
>cant into geographics
>subhuman monkeys trying to play CSactually most of LG is pretty good looking
>BRAZILIANS IN CHARGE OF DAMAGE CONTROL
SWEDOMINATION FEELS GOOD
SWE
DOM
INA
TION
FWNL
>FNATIC WILL NEVER LOSE
FWNL
>FNATIC WILL NEVER LOSE
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>FNATIC WILL NEVER LOSE
why does he talk like a fucking caveman
EVEN IN CS WE ARE FUCKING THE SHITSKINS IN THE ASS
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
well, i´m sad, but the lg guys should be proud of themselves, really great showing, hope they show the same level of cs @ esl esea finals
:(
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Fine, you lost against the best team in the world, you can accept it. But now you HAVE to come to Europe, like come on. Too good to be rotting in NA. Go to spain or portugal, they speak your stupid language there.
>>123705884
wwo how rude you are very rude please leave
>>123705670
Anyone got the krimz webm?
>>123705884
>hurr why isn't everyone a native english speaker
>>123705815
Did you watch the grand finale, my brown monkey friend?
>>123705631
>90% of crime happens in the ghettos
>non-ghetto women getting raped
>>123705959
>Go to spain or portugal
why would they move to an even poorer country?
>>123705553
some of those are goat
ty fàm
>>123705959
>Go to spain or portugal, they speak your stupid language there.
only in portugal m8
>>123705959
>spain or portugal,
fatal life mistake friendo
>>123705631
>I read it on /pol/ so it must be true
lmao
>wake up
>dota2 got completely keked by cs
>>123706067
Cheap as fuck, organisation would probably be happy to pay less.
dude awp/deagle figurines lmao
what is this, /a/ or /jp/?
>>123705884
he's a slav
Alright /csgog/. See you next event.
>pity rewards to hues
rofl
>>123705959
well, they might get bought by another org that moves them to europe, there´s going to be a lot of roster and org moves in december/january
guarantee that igl award is going in the trash lmao
>second place?
LMAO
what the fuck is this
>Not FLusha
>>123706131
shh, if he knows the truth he'll try to immigrate
Well, that was a pretty entertaining tournament.
On stage as well as on the side.
>that kek incident
topkek
FALLEN
what the fuck is this cheap looking shit
FALLEN WAS WEARING OLOFMEISTERS HELMET. HE FUCKING SHANKED THAT NEGRO BEHIND THE SCENES.
top fucking kek this is awkward
le cringy
>fallen wearing olofs hat
Cuuuute
Can the rest of the world at least attempt to try? It's boring when we are the best at literally every important aspect in the whole world.
>mfw fallen wins all three awards
That kappa.
aadaddadadad
imagine if he gets all 3
it'll be so awkward
>>123706321
looks pretty good desu
shame about the stand looking shit though
this shit is unintentionally hilarious
>>123706223
this to be quite honest
C9.Fallen confirmed.
Rigged.
Oh well. Somebody needed to knock those spics out.
olof kinda looks like he belongs in a biker gang
>those autism shoes on olof
lmaoooooooo
>>123706321
should give out a real awp
That was so bad, I love it.
>>123706464
why would he want to join a worse team?
>>123706321
they look a lot like the arbalet cup mvp trophies
>olof's nikes
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
they should just give out a medal or something for MVP.
that'd be less awkward, and wouldnt look silly on a shelf somewhere.
jay double you soul tee
>>123706534
shouldn't be too hard. swedish army uses it.
>>123706476
you should see our actual biker gangsters then
>fallen had no clue what the fuck that was
kek
>>123706571
money
>>123706716
they just won $50k, that's a fortune in brazil probably
>>123706321
spent all the money feeding those refugees desu
>>123706790
it is
minimum wage is like 200 dollars a month
>>123706664
good for moose-hunting, could probably get a license and everything
>>123706790
Yeah and he gets 1/8th of that lmaoo
>have to get up early tomorrow
>don't want to go to sleep
everytime
>>123706715
No one did, because they announced them before the match.
>>123706664
>the swedish army uses the Arctic Warfare Police
:^)
>>123706906
>fortune in brazil
still stands
>>123706941
>have to get up early
>on a sunday
gotards?
>>123706150
a daily occurrence 2bh
>>123706790
split that, give some to the LG owners, give another cut to sponsors- thank yawwwww
>>123707004
whats the joke? rifles made for arctic warfare makes sense in the north right?
>>123707107
>police
>>123707043
Visiting f a m
>>123707004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy_International_AWM#British_Armed_Forces
>>123707168
autism
>>123707168
well fine, if you want to be autistic they use the PSG90
>>123707168
>Psg 90
>Win one major/TI and never have to work for the rest of your life
>Win 5 big CSGO lans in one year and you're still earning less than what you would have earned while studying in Sweden
>>123707308
i want to be autistic and point out that it's shortened Psg 90 and not PSG 90 since it's not an initialism, but a shortening of prickskyttegevär 90
>>123707326
Valve are nerds who hate CS jocks
>>123707326
Gotards should be mad about this.
They're players are getting underpaid for all the viewership they're getting.
It's kind of ridiculous actually.
>>123707326
You do it for the love.
>>123707326
you don't earn anything while studying you dingus, it's called a student loan.
>>123707326
But studying in Sweden earns you about 3,000 per year
>>123707305
>>123707321
>>123707308
ty for (you)
>>123707530
>being an amerifat
>>123706063
why would anyway want to rape a shitskin?
>>123707530
>burger
>>123707686
i'm swedish. we also have student loans, believe it or not.
>tfw our guys are back to #1
it's a great feel isn't it my magog fammybammies
>>123707745
thats fucking pathetic
You'll never be a dota kek
Man, I haven't played this shit in forever.
I still hate the AK.
>>123707530
You do in Sweden. We also have student loans, but it's not the same thing.
anyone got a black scope bs asiimov?
http://csgolounge.com/trade?t=119486888
not me but I though i should share
>>123707745
it's not really the same thing though
the student loans in scandinavia are much smaller and they have basically no interest rate so they are practically free money
>>123707718
maybe rapists have low standards, that's why they dont mind all the screaming and kicking.
>>123707920
dont open, virus
>Summit buys a new fucking GTR every 3 months
>Actual pro players struggle to earn 30k a month even when winning majors
yikes
>>123708059
whats gtr
>>123708113
GeT_RiGhT
>>123708059
>entertainment makes money
You don't say.
>>123707326
>be an alpha cs go player who doesnt bring up excuses as "muh prize pool"
>be a beta dota fag who comes right at your face and when the fight is about to start he cries like a little cunt and threatens to call the authorities
fucking embarrassing 2bh
>>123708059
gotards are fine with getting underpaid for their time, effort and viewership apparently
>>123706150
I don't think anyone was more BTFO when literal huehues made it to grand finals. Is that what GO is skill wise?
>>123708257
>wasting money on cars
americans..
>>123708396
>being poor
yurocücks...
Swedes caught on cam asking to get choked
The fact that my fellow gotards are willing to accept the fact that gotards earn 1/10th of what DotA2 players earn while having 80% the playerbase and about 80% the viewership of DotA2 is really embarrassing.
>>123708384
confirmed for mad dotacûck
He just can't stop strangling Swedes
I used to not like Richard Lewis but he is an abrasive cunt who hates keks and faggot swedes so he's pretty cool
that was one hell of a day
thanks csgog
>>123708724
sticker money
also your dotafaggotry is showing
>>123708724
>false flagging
are dotakeks this desperate?
>>123708698
>>123708830
what the fuck is the dude on the right doing
I wish that I hadn't slept through the tsm game
I'll go back and watch the vod, I had a bet on LG there but holy shit I want to watch that live
Reminder that valve gives half the cost of a stick to the players and does not disclose the numbers.
Reminder that it is estimated that the amount of money that is giving to players is in the millions.
Reminder that most good players are salaried.
Reminder that some team bought screams contracted for 6 figures.
who /victoryburger/ here
>>123708970
How rich are the niggas on Fnatic?
>>123708873
does sticker money go directly to the players or orgs first?
>>123708941
He's swedish what do you think?
>>123708941
denying Swedish genes any chance of survival.
>>123709074
to your mom
lmao
fucking cûck
>>123708970
That doesn't mean that scream got 100 thousand dollars
You're fucking stupid if you think that's how work contracts work
>>123708698
cheeky fucker has only gone and done it again! He's done the Richard Lewis again!
>>123709157
I didnt say scream got paid.
Im saying he is valuable.
Valuable people get paid.
>>123708698
Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
>>123708941
being goofy is my guess.
post JW
>>123709546
real talk, what happened to his face
i wish there was an alternative to the awp where you can have an aws
i get instant boners for all things sound suppressed.
like your mom when i visit and bring my duct tape lmao
why is this general so ded guysis it because everyone is too busy playing the game?
>>123708698
Richard "Give me Asian meat while I smash this Swedish geek" Lewis
just here to post based thorin
post dotafags on denial
>>123695096
You can only reply to this post if your girlfriend cheated on you and you got choked out when confronting the man who did it
Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
REMINDER TO STAY OUT OF THE PRO SCENE IF YOU AREN'T SWEDISH
Well, its cool that Sweden had to manufacture some wins for itself by holding a tournament in their little candy ass country with 5 Swedish teams and a incredibly biased crowd that only cheered for them and never for Brazil, somehow after playing 4 matches against the same team who became exhausted by the end they were able to defeat 5 men with 20 men and win their precious little Dreamhack. I hope you guys stay confident in your manhood... nope I see you are already practicing your homosexuality.
Brazil has come to your lands and nearly destroyed all you had to offer. I would invite your cowardly Swedes to get more than 5 steps outside their mothers basement where the Islamic immigrant boyfriend who rapes at least 3 women before being sexually frustrated with her and instead of having sex with your mother just beats her face to a meaty pulp leaving her with no other choice then to find satisfaction with pedophile Ikea commercials somehow.
If you come to Brazil where we actually have men with a actual culture and not some whitebread white guilt mass of meaningless consumerism and comfortable nanny state that has no idea how to create one of their own so they need to import, how real CounterStrike is played, then buy a plane ticket to Brazil boys, we'll see who comes out on top.
>>123710636
How are you gonna afford food with all the power it took to write that
Why is it that I can play relatively well in casual servers, but the instant I play a comp game I choke to death?
I'm not even ranked yet because I can't win any goddamn games.
whats happening, fellas?
>>123710636
BR's ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>123710767
looks like something from a gamebattles forum
who 13 rdubs here
i cant fucking deal with esea anymore, every pug is a shitty duo que of anime shitters that make it impossible to win, i keep blocking but these nasally betafag kids keep multiplying
>>123711065
fpl senpai
>>123709396
can we just call him the stockholm strangler from now on? its got a nice serialkillerish ring to it.
>>123710636
what the fuck dude
>>123711162
didnt have in stockholm senpai baka
>>123711114
i get matched with eurokeks that get my ping to 90-100
>dotards
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/670678214990278660
oh boy it's getting late. 2.05 already. Time to go to bed. Feels good knowing Sweden is back on top. Our guys did it.
>tfw warm qt gf sleeping in bed already embracing me as I lay down
good night boys.
>>123711252
ok then what about dotard destroyer?
>>123711321
>dota misogynist
>>123711480
lmao an even better name would be "tard wrangler" then
-copyright me 2015
>>123711321
>Misogyny
lamo? always has to be about women huh
>>123711290
>implying you can get in fpl
>tfw Richard Lewis uses this to market himself
>if you go to an event you might get punched by RL watch out guys xD!
>tfw reddit eats it up
>>123710873
what the fuck happened?
did this guy seriously get mad because of a sign?
Real talk: Dota is what happens when you let everyone who just wants money into an esport. You get some based guys who belong, but by and large you end up with some terrible ESL looking trash that's equally bad to LoL's authoritarian regime. CS:GO has been the truest e-sport in that you get very few to no hangers on since there just isn't as much money as Dota or LoL so they go ruin that scene.
QUICK D2G7 POST YFW YOU GETAGHS DOOMED
>>123712354 ;^Ö
I just burped on your post
>>123711321
>le aged white haired progressive liberal man
when will this meme end? he's like a gayer version of anderson cooper
why the fuck do i play against eagles in my placement games
i keep bottomfragging or almost bottomfragging
this is not fun
>>123707552
u what, you get about 1150 dollars per month for studying in Sweden
>>123712473
no you dont. its a loan.
>>123712473
It's more like 300 a month.
>>123711761
i'll knock you out твн
>>123712570
So what? It's still what you get
>first game of the day
>2 guys leave so we have 2 bots
>second game of the day
>one guy leaves so we have BOT
>team won't surrender
>third game of the day
>we have 2 bots again with two guys who kick me or surrender
>fourth game
>team gets rekt but at least no bots
This matchmaking is balanced.
>>123712838
>But studying in Sweden earns you about 3,000 per year
you dont earn money you borrow
I bet Loda cried
>>123713118
Don't talk bullshit. Yes you do. I'm on it myself.
>>123713342
you obviously dont understand the difference between earing money and borrowing money
baka desu
>>123713020
>still playing valve's MM
>still caring about ranks
you deserve everything
>>123713513
Stop talking shit. You don't know what you're talking about, so stop guessing. It's not a student loan.
>>123713850
I don't want to play for ESEA and faceit is literally filled with silvers
>>123713020
>Be me
>Play a game in csgo
>I want a close match or have fun at least, we had 2 grieffers
>On the enemy team, im not trying anymore
>Alright lets go to dota 2
>Get in a match, All random
>The enemy team has a feeder because we got a double kill on the radiant bot lane
>Im not trying to win because he is feeding
>They still manage to win the match
>At least my team is not mad
And in my birthday, i know what is to have a bad day anon.
>the more I play the more I suck ass
fuck
>>123713962
my senpai you are the one bullshitting. you dont get fuckign 1150 dollars per month for free just because you study. are you fucking retard?
And again a game with a BOT.
Guy left because he got killed. At Supreme winning with a BOT is pretty much impossible. Good stuff. 6 matches today where I didn't even stand a chance.
Idk bout dota or this loda guy but i'll never get people that like Lewis or Thorin. They're both assholes and came to CSGO for the shekels, after LOL kicked em out. We should wait for our personalities to develop and give the finger to those retards desu
>>123715124
>came to CSGO for the shekels, after LOL kicked em out.
look at this gobabby and laught at him
>>123715124
(you)
>>123715331
>yes league give me ur shit please
it's the same shit when Tobiwan went to CS, and everyone sucked his cock. Im glad he fucked off.
>>123715468
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>>123715124
I agree desu, they think so highly of themselves lmao
>>123715468
Hello go babby
Seriously how the shit do I git gud?
Not really good just fucking decent I'm getting slaughtered every match
it was my birthday yesterday
what new skins should I buy to add to my collection?
maybe a new AK sin?
>>123715689
well how would you say you move during a match?
if u just move like a silver ure not good
u should move like a lem or supreme then you get global then quit the game
why is the csgo fanbase so retarded? is it because of too much europe
>>123715124
Cant handle the banter m8? ;>
>>123715331
Hello gobaby
>>123716209
fuck off Thorin, ur shit
>>123714780
Stop fucking guessing. You get free money for studying in Sweden.
m0e is wearing panties on his head
>>123716349
Im not guessing shit. I live in sweden. You do not get 1150$ for free every month. Thats straight bullshit
![stdin_snapshot_01.59.58_[2015.11.28_18.08.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OVXSbN0.jpg "stdin snapshot 01.59.58 [2015.11.28 18.08.25]")
moe has literally jumped the shark
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlFItckAW4
https://youtu.be/YaqYKNO5GDQ
>le screaming fat reddit man
friendly reminder that anders is fucking cancer
>>123716831
Nowhere did I mention a number. Yes you do get paid for studying.
>När du studerar kan du få bidrag och lån från CSN.
>Bidraget är pengar som du inte behöver betala tillbaka.
>Lånet är pengar som du måste betala tillbaka.
>CSN beslutar om du har rätt att få bidrag och lån.
>Vad du kan få beror på vad du studerar.
Depending on what you study, I know for a fact you can earn nearly $1000 per month, without interest.
This moe stream is fucking hilarious
>>123717169
why does he wear the mask?
>>123716632
>>123716902
>>123717038
>>123717169
Stay in his fucking stream, fucking mudslime lovers. You're the cancer of /csgog/.
>>123717054
is he originally from arabia or some shit?
what the fuck is his accent
>>123716902
Moe is a big guy
>>123717318
aw poor baby, were you guys busy talking about balance?
Or tourneys?
Or gameplay?
my bad :^)
>>123717318
ironing
>>123717318
ISIS did nothing wrong.
>>123717160
Guy up in comment chain mentioned a number. You can at most get around 6k kr/ month for free. And thats if you are a total failure. Usually you get half that and the rest is a loan. You dont earn borrowed money
>>123718034
I was not the person who mentioned a number. If you study full-time you can get 6k SEK, again with no interest. So you were talking bollocks.
Rate my new steam icon
>>123718201
Yea thats what i said. You get 6k if you are a retard that dropped out of school. That guy up there was saying you get 1150$ for free. No loans.
>>123718534
Pretty gud desu senpai
How2Fix?
I reinstalled steam, no fix, I can do dota just fine as well as community servers, but I can't connect through death match
>>123718627
That's not what you were saying all along. He didn't start by saying $1150.
>>123719092
Yea it is what ive been saying. And he did start by saying it
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3uneq3/flusha_and_jw_become_the_first_cs_players_to_make/
>>123715724
>a year older
>a year wiser
how about you dont spend money on virtual video game items you fucking aspie
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
[–]Mataree [score hidden] 53 minutes ago
Fans still support Faceit MR10 16k.
>go on reddit to see what these retards have to say
>people think that 16k mr5 is bad
fucking retards
>>123720261
na im a neet and I dont have anything I else I could spend it on. its fun for me and makes me feel happy
Does anyone else only use the AR on t-side because they can't hit anything with AK
anybody ever played with somebody on drugs? i was in a random dust2 que once with a guy talking about what he was drinking, forget his background (he told us, he was young-mid 20s) he kept drinking, he started sounding sober and halfway through the game he was standing in the spawn looking at walls singing songs and fucking around acting really silly. we votekicked him and the dude started almost crying, he was talking the whole game and you could hear his voice shift into a very depressed state. he was saying sorry and things like that, then the 4th vote came in to kick him and i felt sorry desu as the team went dead quiet.
how the fuck do you introduce someone who is new to the game when you're ~average (ak2)
everyone is an edgelord insisting that they perform obscenely well and getting in the way offun
>>123722187
derank?
>force buy
>buys mag-7
>dude why the fuck you buy shotguns. Get an mp7!
Why faggots exist man.
>>123722187
ak2 isn't average, LEM is.
>>123722405
that's some scummy shit
>>123722901
oh my
>>123722901
actually statistically the MGE - DMG range is "average" eagle is above average. we're not talking about skill here, only progression. most people happen to be at MGE-DMG (most reoccuring players)
>>123722882
I hate these fucking dank constant smg buys that c9 did at that LAN, it made mm like 50% worse
>>123717096
OH MY GOD
>>123721054
honestly it doesnt even matter what gun i use, i feel like i can consistently outgun rifles with smgs at close range. whoever flicks first 9 times out of 10 will win the aimduel. rifles are considered better because the potential to kill 10 people with one magazine, without reloading. smgs are usually only good for 1-2 kills
>>123723235
KENNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING-S A CLUTCH
OH MY GOD
>>123722882
>want to save money because we lost previous round and went big buys
>buy a ump 45 even though I have enough for an awp
>guy gets mad "WHY DID YOU BUY THE WORST GUN THE GAME!?"
>get two kills and tag 2 more before dying
>"Imagine if you had an m4!"
>>123723787
>>123723787
i buy mp7 every round. i posted in a thread back that i suspect it will be nerfed with the next operation release. the bullet damage dropoff will be intensified and the damage reduced by 1-2 points. the mp7 is better than the galil/famas. yet most people are unaware as hell and since mp7 is the only gun i buy mostly and nearly every game people complain when i buy it. fools. the accuracy is sick on it too. you can easily tap people at mid-long range
>go i game
>lagger who doesnt quit for 9 rounds and donates 6 knife kills on our team
>kick him
>one of the other team memebers was really fucking smug at this point, spamming REKT, LOL whenever he gets a kill, showing off his skines he won after betting on one of those raffles, and being 12, promoting his youtube channel, threatening to "step up to his GE roots" etc
>step up, grind out rounds
>we fnatic now
>>mfw 16-14 from 0-9 4v5
>mfw he threatens to mass report our top fragger via his jewtube channel
>mfw the guy he is hating on has a generic name
>mfw he says "fuck this team" at the end of his match
similar stories?
>>123723334
he says the same shit every fucking time
literally every time
how do people like his casting
account was hacked, someone gifted me csgo with items on it.
Anything of value? I don't play this game
>>123725223
had a few games where the other team was memeing us every round they won. i dont say like "haha ownd" when i have comebacks, im just thankful i didnt lose
>>123725462
why u lyin
>>123725462
all of it, sell it on the market, enjoy free games
>>123725773
>>123725803
I posted this on tf2 general, he left me with like 25 bucks in items for some reason.
How much you think i can get for this?
>>123722187
I was MGE, then I started playing with my nova 3 friend. I've deranked all the way to nova 4 and am now sticking at MG1 playing with him. He's nova 4 now.
>>123725958
A fucking lot of money, look it up, google each item and their prices, include stattrak in name if it has it, add it all up, thats roughly how much its worth
it's enough to buy any game you want for the next 5 or so years
>>123723250
this is what post vac mg's actually believe
why aren't you watching autism with joshua nissan right now?
>>123727631
>legendarylea cosplay
the absolute madman
what's the worst rank to be at?
is there a thing for lounge vs steam prices in usd?
csgobackpack only does eurobucks
>>123725462
If you're not memeing us, you got at least ~200.00 USD worth of items there.
Sell them on the market and get some nice steam video games, or start playing and make people angry at you for having all that while playing like a silver.
>>123729494
silver
silver is nothing but derankers, people with mental disabilities, and people who stopped playing comp before the rank update and came back to a fucked up comp system
>>123729494
global 99% of them are cheaters
>>123730397
Can I sell it on the market ifHe got it VAC banned?
I have no idea because of newly implemented steam guard
>tfw you get matched vs derankers and you feel bad for the one random guy in their team but not really because you were on a loss streak
>>123729494
Low-mid global. You get matched with a mixture of retards who ended up in global somehow, elitists who think getting the top rank means anything even though they're still bad, legitimately good players who will shit on you, cheaters who can vaguely hide the fact that they're cheating, and people who seem to be one bad match away from suicide who snap at all of the above causing everyone else to become combative and the team to break down.
6am. Sitting here alone in the dark on the verge of crying because I'm so lonely and I lost all my skins this week. Not sure if I should stay up or go to bed. My dreams are often the highlight of my days these days. What are you doing, /csgog/?
>>123732551
I am sitting at my computer playing solitaire.
I woke up during the 3rd map of luminosity vs fnatic but already I am starting to get tired again. I don't think I will go to sleep, though.
I feel you about the dreams though, brother. I have started to write down a lot of them when I wake up so that in a few years time I can go back to read through them. I hope that will feel nice. I have not had a dream I could remember to write down in a while though.
Maybe I should play CS but that doesn't really seem like it would be much more fun than solitaire.
>>123733975
Solitaire is pretty chill to play while listening to podcasts, familia.
>>123734154
Yeah.
I think I have spent about 330 hours playing solitaire this year. 20k games at probably around a minute per game on average comes out around there, unless I fucked up the math somehow.
>>123732551
what's your trade link bro, I'll give you a couple bucks in skinnies
I'm not rich, but I got lucky this week so I guess im generous or whatever
>hit 2.5k hours mark today
yoo rofl
>>123734543
I appreciate the offer, man. But I'll survive. Thanks anyways.
I've got 1 skin left.
>>123734705
stay safe anon
good luck
>>123732551
it's 12:40 am and i'm debating whether or not to microwave a slice of pizza or just go to bed. i went 2-2 today in comp but i was salty in every game even when i was top fragging. i get this terrible "if i don't carry then who will" thought process when i play comp and it always fucks over my play. i only watched the first map of LG/fnatic, kind of glad i didn't bet because i think i would have voted luminosity if i had any skins.
i never learned how to play solitaire. i don't know how to play any cardgames except uno, blackjack, and hearts.
thanks for reading this blog be sure to like and subscribe.
>>123734776
Site was down for like 45min before the finale, so you probably wouldn't have been able to bet anyways.
>>123734614
are you pro yet
>>123734889
>being """"""pro""""""" in video games
yoo rofl
i played offline few times tho
>betting your main skins
>playing cs is the only thing i feel like doing
>get vac authentication errors every hour of playtime without fail
is it possible to join someone's casual game that isn't on your friend's list? I wanted to fuck with a friend on my smurf
2 people offered me Karambit Doppler phase 4 for my Bayonet Doppler phase 2 and AK Fire Serpent FT with 0.15 float value and I don't know shit about this shit guys. Worth?
>>123737527
Look it the fuck up faggot
>>123737673
Thanks buddy, I didnt think of that :)
how much have you spent on csgog /vg/?
>>123731276
if he was vac banned on csgo, You can't those items are now useless.
vega should take this game
>>123739348
Just like your mom takes my balls in her butthole
>>123739414
my mom is currently fucking some 5'4" jewish fuck who works for AIPAC
currently downloading the ut alpha
maybe that can stave off the crippling depression
just tied steel in a cevo pug how u doin, csgog
where the real niggas at??
it won't
imagine if csgo didnt have rng and shitty hitreg
>>123740539
how do you remove rng entirely?
http://oddshot.tv/shot/steel-tv-201511297253791
>>123740647
I don't get it, what did he want to show
>>123740598
you know what i mean
>>123740807
are you talking about like
>aiming at someone's head from far away
>it misses 50% of the time and hits the other 50%
because that's understandable
it's stupid when people call out "muh rng" on every aspect, because then the awp would be insanely imba and other stuff too
>>123741346
>the awp has perfect accuracy across the map
>the AK doesn't
>people are upset by this
>>123741451
you should reward people for having good aim. you should at the very least remove first shot inaccuracy
>>123741451
the awp actually doesnt have perfect accuracy across the map
it is perfectly possible to miss a body shot down mid on dust2 if you are not dead center on them
this should not be the case
people should be rewarded for being on the person they're shooting, even if they are just barely clipping them on the edge of their body
>>123741543
SSG and SG crouched both have better accuracy than awp.
>>123741543
Awp has nearly perfect accuracy across dust 2. Maybe if your reticle is just barely on their fucking shoulder you'll miss, but other than that you will hit
>>123741534
You should use guns appropriately, if you want to shoot at long range use a fucking sg 553
>>123741662
>aim rifle at head
>pull trigger
>nothing
>>123741757
there is no point trying to force sense into his head he is convinced that luck is a skill too
>>123741757
>not knowing that the AK is only accurate out to like 800 some units
>rifles not missing headshots when you are standing still and firing single bullets is unacceptable
>running and jumping headshots while mashing mouse1 with pistols is great
why is valve so retarded
>>123742074
>mg 1 children crying about not understanding game mechanics
>>123742143
global my dude
>dmg children crying about people who understand how a competitive game should play out criticizing their rng fest
>>123742237
I'm sure friendo.
>>123742284
my dude
>>123742450
right.
>>123742074
>why is valve so retarded
They are not, they want this balance, they want matches to be complete shit.
I'm watching the Quick Look from back when this was released and holy fuck most of the gun models and player models were fucking ugly.
>>123742560
but that is a retarded thing to want
I can't stop calling people clucks in my head senpai
>>123742617
Makes sense to me. Keeps casuals happy when they can do random shit with pistols and p90. And casuls is where the money is, why would you buy a skin for gun that is shit?
Valve is corporation and more money means they are doing it right.
what's slapping gogurts
>decoy grenades at one point cost as much as a flashbang
>>123744712
Something something richard lewis slapping loda uhhhhh dotards????? BtFO uhhh dotards ? !!?
>IRL friends invite you to their stack
>they listen and know the game but they're not very good and don't look like they can improve beyond DMG
>Afraid if I solo i'll end up with fuckwits with no communication and will just argue
>>123745068
i meant whats slapping as in "whats up"
Rate my crosshair you niggers
:^)
>>123745540
What if they're far?
>>123745726
Still aligns.
you shouldn't be spraying at long ranges either.
1taps is the way to go.
>>123699889
this guy tried to brag but nobody gave a shit
>>123746380
not like it matters anyway, general is fuckin ded desu
>>123715724
Get a Tec-9, Hades looks nice fac new and has a pattern change at battle scarred
casual's the only time i have fun in this game anymore
and it's only because i can destroy retarded children with my 3000 dollar skins and act like a god
what's wrong with me
when is the next operation coming out
>>123748227
Never you shitter
i dont get this game
people run and jump and they headshot me all the fucking time
they literally do what every single person says not to do
and yet because i am me
and i have awful luck
i will get hit in the head as they sail through the fucking air
every
god
damn
time
>>123748514
>they literally do what every single person says not to do
I understand how you feel. Sometimes, I even find myself asking why I'm not giving in to temptation and just start jumping around while shooting.
>>123748514
Risk vs reward. Stop playing casual, there's actual good players in casual. I have 1300 hours and go negitive in casual sometimes.
Do deathmatch or deathmatch vs bots until you feel like you can consistently hit heads.
alias "trace" "exec gamemode_deathmatch; map aim_redline; bot_kick; mp_roundtime 999; mp_restartgame 1; sv_cheats 1; sv_infinite_ammo 1; bot_add_ct; bot_difficulty 5; give weapon_ak47; kill; mp_limitteams 0; mp_respawn_immunitytime 0; mp_spawnprotectiontime 0; mp_autokick 0; echotrace; mp_teammates_are_enemies 1"
put this in your AutoConfig and type "trace" in console when you want to practice. make sure you have the map Aim_redline, it's kinda small and good for this kind of practice. Bots on harmless btw.
Don't just tune out, pay attention to where you put your crosshair, keep it at head level and you will find bots walk right into it and you just need to click. Same thing happens with people.
I'd say do at least an hour of this a day, muscle memory will build up and it will be ingrained in your brain. I took a 3 week break without even touching a mouse and came back with 90% of my aim, and i can still spray and spray transfer with an AK pretty well.
>>123748386
dont bully me i had 16 rws on esea when i played competitive i just have more fun shitting on people like >>123748514
>>123749447
>i just have more fun shitting on people like >>123748514 (You)
i have 16 rws as well dude
what the fuck is wrong with this general
>>123749530
more like what the fuck is wrong with this existence
>>123749490
ur rws doesnt matter when i come flying in with my 5-7 and 1 click u and 3 of ur buddies >: )
>wake up
>830pm
is taco our guy, /d2g/?
>>123749780
You know it.
I woke up at 10pm like 6 hours ago lad. Brewing a 12 cup pot of coffee and staying up till 10 tonight to fix this shit. Can't look to become a wageslave if I have nocturnal hours.
>wake up
>want to go back to sleep
even csgo is boring and just makes me upset
>wake up
>gotards are shit
>wake up
>still alive
damn
>>123750525
bad feel
Stop bullying us gotards
>>123750682
honestly i don't understand how gotards think csgo is any different to dota
theyre both bullshit rng machines
Subtle ways to throw?
>LG literally lost only because their adderall wore off
Anyone doing any upsmurfing these days?
>>123751176
can't really upsmurf when anyone who actually tries to be good reaches GE no problem
>>123750928
"alt tab" every few rounds while "changing your music", or "alt tab" when you die and come back late "on accident"
>wake up
>wake up next to my ugly ass girlfriend
>go watch some csgo lan
>get strangled
>cry about it on twitter
who up at the true nigga hours?
>Trying to derank my LE smurf so I can play with my nova friends
>One of them invites me to a queue with some silver he just met and his buddies
>I just run around with a deagle as per usual on my smurf
>One of the silver's friend is nova four
>He's the saltiest motherfucker I have ever fucking played with
>By round four he's calling it gg and yelling at his friends nonstop because shockingly silvers aren't very good (but neither is he)
>Nobody can get a word in or think for two seconds without him talking shit over his mic
>I tell him to shut the fuck up and he starts calling me shit for not carrying his autistic ass and says there's no way I'm only deagling because our money is similar
>He blames his shit performance on not playing for a couple days
>End up teamkilling him in spawn near the end of the game and getting a 30 minute ban because I couldn't handle his fucking autism anymore
Jesus fuck, that's the only time I've ever actually wanted to TK somebody. How does someone get so fucking mad over a video game?
>>123751670
Shouldve just muted/kicked him from the game desu senpai, hes a shitter and you're smurfing you have nothing to lose.
w-what happened
why is there no new thread
>>123753424
this is your fault
>>123753509
s-sorry
>>123751670
>Trying to derank my LE smurf
Stop that you sick fuck, stop ruining all my games
>wake up
>can't wake up
>wake up
>decide to stirr up with some more shitposting in /d2g/ and /csgo/
>7 posts in the last hour
>two of them are mine
is everyone banned or something? lmao
>>123755197
Valve is dead
>>123755313
d2g is still alive
who here likes cs
>>123755370
LMAO
nice joke had a hearthy laugh relative
How salty were the hue tears when they lost?
>>123755353
because thats a game people actually play
i just watch CS
>playerbase is stagnating
>stream numbers are going down
Which game do we move to next? When is overwatch coming out?
>>123755945
>overwatch
>20 tick servers
hahaha
750
>>123756032
>being this incompetent
>>123756004
atleast Overwatch has waifus
how many waifus does CSGO have?
>>123756178
>tfw no thick futa terrorist qt GF
>>123756254
>futa
kys
>>123750753
and both games are being kept alive by gambling and hats
>>123756853
>cs go is kept alive
this place seems pretty dead to me.
>>123757117
it's only alive when NA is playing
These generals need shitposting to keep it alive
>>123699845
are u saying he looks like thoorins bum boy?
>>123699850
nice monitors m8, I have the same
>>123700238
>as_oilrig
stop playing with my heart
