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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
I love Thooorin
MONKEYS
first
second for RIP sean
Score predictions anyone?
nth for DJ Khaled
Excited for grand finals guys! Who /comfycsgo/ here?
-cbble
-overpass
+fy_iceworld
+de_rats
I'm working at Dreamhack right now (Can talk in Swedish if you want me to, det gör jag gärna) and I'm being paid to watch the players screen.
I'm also earning a bit on the side from one of the teams ;P
Richard Lewis Highlight Reel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkofTembgHs
RIP LG
BRS
JUST
thorin got fat
how to get skins good skins?
>LG went this far to lose to FNC
lol
>>123699850
>paper plate
>plastic utensils
w-why
>http://esport.aftonbladet.se/esport/enormt-drama-pa-dreamhack-storstjarna-och-esportprofil-i-brak/
which one you ye keks did this?
>>123699850
>led meme keyboard
>>123699956
>just throw it away instead of having to clean it
literally no downside
>>123699850
>paper plate
nys
>>123699837
13-15lg____
>be shitty BR
>get good coder
>get "good"
>win
>>123699878
-cbble
+fy_simpsons
>>123699850
is that fucking plastic cutlery m8?
>>123699878
>>123700096
-dust2
+de_westwood
what map would be best for this last map to be played?
-scoutknivez
-fy_pool_day
-as_oilrig
-aim_ak_colt
-surf_ski_2
>>123699850
>2015
>being canadian
>>123699878
-train
+literally anything else
>>123700027
>too lazy to wash your plate
americans everyone
>>123700027
David Suzuki would like to have a few words with you.
>>123700090
>coder
?
>>123700238
fy_pool_day would be nice but i think that map is more suited for 8v8
>>123700238
cs_mansion.
>>123700238
cs dagle
Why do they even bother having these dirty foreigners on the analysis with their funny accents and the uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhh, I thought speaking jobs are supposed to be done by eloquent people.
>>123700238MW2 Terminal
>>123700384
my nigga
>>123700238
cs_assault_1337
"analysts" as meme as usual
do they pick these idiots from reddit?
>>123700409
fuck off britbong, better question is why are clueless anglos allowed
>>123700323
i thought that shit was a joke
alright i just woke up pls spoonfeed me
whats happening with the ugly asian chick and richard lewis?
>>123700190
-de_inferno
+cp_gullywash
actually having some tf2 maps in csgo would be interesting
not that it would work, but it would be interesting
>>123700284
its not thanksgiving in Canada you dumb fuck
>>123700409
I wish there were more native English pros for "analysis" like from US/UK/AU
>>123700323
>canada dry
>american
JUST
>have played using cables for 3 years
>have had to switch to wifi
>100 ping consistently
how do you queers do it
has luminosity lost a single pistol round? in the (semi)finals?
>>123700532
>RL posts bants on twitter about hikos mum
>kelly thinks its shes allowed to have an opinion and basically says no jokes allowed
>RL and kelly go back and forth on twitter
>kekboi loda steps in to defend his kek princess
>loda, being the passive aggressive, swedeshitter he is calls out RL
>RL says step up nigga
>loda meets him at DH and tries to front
>RL manhandles him like the little bitch he is
>loda enters full swedish triggered defensive mode and cries to security and police
tldr, swedish kek tries to step up to a real man and gets forced to sit the fuck down
finally a good script
Who /canada/ here?
>>123700003
it was me. i did it.
>>123700631
They lost the second pistol on Cobble.
>>123700409
foreigners are brought along because they know what they're talking about.
anglos are brought along because they're mememeisters
>>123700649
Youonly
>>123700604
>pros
>from US/UK/AU
>>123700649
>>123700508
>cs_assault_1337
that wasn't the map, it was cs_1337_assault
T A C O
A
C
O
>>123700238
de_jeepathon2k
>those sausage fingers
hahahahah
>>123700770
>that qt with purple lips
wow
>>123700828
dude that was funny
>>123700639
wew did you just unironically copy paste my post from the previous d2g thread and fix the grammar
t-thanks
>>123700520
gonna throw out a wild guess here and go with literally yes
>fnatic chose to start as T on inferno.
it's like they're trying to lose on purpose.
>you'll never play 1.6 actively ever again
>>123700902
i didn't fix anything it is literally a copy paste, too many retards asking about this shit here so why not
>>123700952
i've literally never played it
when one of the guys get shot, does he get a black screen or is it like when we play, and can see whats happening around the corpse for a while?
i seem to remember in source this was a way to stop ghosting in lans, where you couldnt see anything the moment you died
>>123701028
kill yourself
>>123700952
>csgog will never unite to play some matches in cspromod
>>123701036
Fuck off, /d2g/. Go masturbate to goddess Kelly.
>this A setup
>>123701036
>we
nobody here plays the game
>>123700952
What's that?
>>123701028
>>123700680
good goy
>ANOTHER "perfect" shot through smoke from JW
HOW does he does it round after round!
>>123701192
>>123701163
whats up guys
>>123701243
i didn't even read it, what'd i do?
I have honestly never played CS 1.6 and Source only a few times.
This game is fucking easy for a CoD player.
>>123701285
he smelled them
>>123701350
low tier bait
Dirty American savages go home.
>>123701350
I played CoD in my adolescence too,
Got to global in 800 hours lol.
>>123701350
>t. nova 2
>>123701036
nys
>>123701404
why would you even reply?
>fnatic player sits behind the smoke
>smoke is still there
>suddenly he rotates
>aims straight into the smoke
>smoke disappears and he gets a kill
yep, no cheats whatsoever
JW's piggybank
>>123701448
is that supposed to be impressive
taco walling so hard
>>123701350
obviously, since cs:go is modeled and copied after call of duty 4
>>123701404
i never played 1.6 and had 200 hours in a 24/7 office server in source
mostly played halo 2 and 3, mw2 and blops on xbox 360 before i started playing games on pc
got global a long time ago and have 16 rws on esea
>people think MysaN cheats
What year is this?
>>123701552
Just saying senpai.
luminosity?
more like, luminoshitty lol
that Wonderpig flick, wow
>>123701557
>fnatic so obvious with their cheats
*sigh*
I wouldn't even be surprised if Dennis just leaves.
I hate fnatic so much, fuck off.
>olof keeping his crosshair over an enemy through a smoke and a wall
Notice how it just happens to be on his head
hmm...............
>>123701580
how do you go from master race to pc peasant
The dream is dead boys.
>>123701805
PIGFUCKER ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER LOSING TO MONKIES
>>123701827
my friend who played a lot of tf2 on pc convinced me with le pc mastur race maymay
>>123701814
you are so fucking thick
if you are trolling congrats xD
now tacos for the favelas the next weeks
>>123701814
>haha i false flagged now they think all cheat accusators are retarded
>>123701805
BEST IN THE WORLD
i love how the audience goes dead silent when lg gets a kill
FUCKING CAMERAMEN WHAT THE FUCK
SWEDEN
YES
>>123701996
They are though
THE DREAM IS OVER BOYS
NOT LIKE THIS
>le jumping smg hold finger in the fire button meme
oh yeah i forgot we cod now
olofmeister joined the server
>>123702034
>Homecrowd cheering for their team
wew lad, so surprising.
fucking hackers fnatic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123701953
>>123701996
haha I will just ignore all the valid points
that means I win the argument haha
RIP
>>123701336
shekel posting senpai
this lisping guy is really getting my nerves
>>123702242
yeah i dont really like ur dad either lmao
>>123701814
stop false flagging you autist
>"you know what else is enormous, Dan?"
James+ddk are vastly superior to the shitty semmler/anders duo
>>123702242
tho what
>>123702242
yeah you are pretty annoying
>>123702242
Get out newfaggot
God bless our boys
>>123702331
they bring the bantz
NV & TSM struggled against these monkey's? lmao
>>123702420
these kind of glasses make everyone look cool
>>123702420
god damn them
bonus olof 2k
>JW trying to shoot through brick
>his crosshair is right on that guy's head
>"not cheating"
*sigh*
warmup's over boys
watch dh with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8
playing
>We wuz conquistadors n shit maayne
>BRs ACTUALLY thought they had a chance against based pig the savior of our skines
lel (loving every laugh)
>the state of taco
HE'S BACK IN FORM
O U R P I G
U
R
P
I
G
RING AROUND THE ROSEY
MY BOY JW
JAY DOUBLE U
Yeah sure Taco isn't cheating lmao
who /kelly/ here?
welp
Smell desperation all day
>>123702863
>who /chinkchimp/ here?
nys
HUEHUEHUE back to the favela Luminosity!
>>123702863
digusting chink whore
>>123702863
nobody lmao
>people unironically thought that JW is in a decline
TIPTOPKEK
Lg falling apart, match is boring now. Semi finals were better
>they thought they can stop the pig
favelas tilting off the face of the earth
>>123702580
whoever was playing arch is fucking retarded
shit coms from lg that round desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
>>123702863
monkey fucker
lmaoooo
>>123702916
>face in the background
Cute
Man, TSM vs Fnatic could've been such a good final.
>>123702863
Goddess.
>>123702930
bruh they reckt NV, NIP and TSM...
they coming back as heroes 2 brazil + some prize cash
Not a Gotard, but why is this general so damn slow?
Someone help me name my terrible Christmas gift to myself
>Can't even spam copypastas/meme faces and text in CSGO chat
Literally what? This is why DotA/Hearthstone chats are better
>>123702863
Herrrrrro
at least she talks better than she used to when casting sc2 for gom.
>>123703036
bad igleading, you dont need to be so exposed on a 5v4
>fnatic literally playing against lumo like their a gold nova premade
>9 rounds on t side inferno
kek
WHAT UP NOW SWEDES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>123703097
Karasique.
>>123703097
Will give away boypussy for friendship
how do you say scarce?
is it SKarse
or scaars
>>123703097
The Chokey
>>123703097
sadness
>>123703097
TACO GOD
>>123703090
>some prize cash
Not with CSGOs prize money lmao, literally less than 10k $ per player
>>123703092
A round is packed with action,
its not like these click and point adventures where 80% of the time is nothing happening
>>123703097
im a faget ama
>>123703097
im not naming it that
>people still think inferno is CT sided
eh?
>>123703016
just realized he looks like bison from street fighter
>>123703097
god4gives TACOdoesnt
>>123703097
You're eternal reward
>>123702669
10/10 senpai
>>123702863
Reminder that she used to be the most hated caster in esports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaxZ3awl9VI
>>123703097
#1 Faggot
NICE TEAMKILL DENNIS LOL
>250k+ viewers
>$100k for first place
uhhhhhhhhhh gotards??????????????????????????????
Dennis sleeper agent.
Great scenario with a teamkill, congratulations to writers!
fnatic taking t side was pretty genius.
putting all the pressure on LG to put up rounds.
>>123703314
This
>>123703097
vanillafag
>>123703340
It's still somewhat CT sided, but you're right. It's more like a 8-7 CT side now.
Still, LG aren't playing that well.
Does the dreamhack stream shit on anyone elses graphics card? It does that "recovered from error" bullshit every time I load hte stream. No other stream has ever done that... i usually have 4-5 streams open at a time too... but dreamhack kills my pc even if its the only one open.
>>123703340
>people still think inferno isnt Fnatic sided
>>123703460
Fuck off you dota jew, go pour more money into your shit game just like LoL
dennis b like
>BOYS THE SCRIPT
>>123703314
>>123703498
Don't you guys have dual monitors?
>>123703460
>people enjoy the game despite the prize purse
this might be revolutionary for a dota fan
>>123703525
what are you using to stream it?
vlc here. no problems
>>123703525
fix your brokeass-shit
I swear to god Fallen has put in one of the best awp performances I've ever seen at this tournament. Literally on the same level as kennys/guardian/skadoodle at their peak
>>123703713
He's walling.
M9 guy here, I was really hoping for dibs to show up by now
>>123703460
>be a beta dota player
>fuck around with alpha cs go players and cry to police
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dotards?
>>123703460
>dead game needs m-muh prize pool to stay relevant
>>123703713
more/sauce
At least 3 times in one match they get 1 HP instead of dying. Lucky RNG? Or maybe cheats?
>>123703676
guess ill go vlc mode, usually i just watch on twitch
>>123703378
jesus how awkward
>>123703525
I'm not sure if it has to do with this stream, but I have gotten the same lately, few GPU crashes but I'm not sure if they are related with the stream.
I have a 980ti
What's with this cz on pistol meme?
Since when have pros done this consistently?
>>123703713
I want to suck her tits
i believe in lg
top kek
>>123703460
cûûûûûck
>lose both pistols
>lose the map
rip LG
this kills the hues
>>123703713
>guardian at his peak
not really m8
who /sjokz/ here?
>>123703776
google Jacqueline Jossa
nothing as qt as that pic, though. she cakes herself in makeup.
>>123703713
gotta love when you give your opinion on something and all the YOUs are about the girl on your pic
Sauce?
redditmonsity confirmed for losing, disaster was avoided brehs. This was definitely a close one.
>randoms that expect to win full ecos
>randoms that expect to win first half on a map that isn't sided for them
>throw tantrums, afk and troll otherwise
Playing Mirage gave me cancer
LG cheating and still losing xdddd
Glory to Allah!
Glory to Swedenstan!
kek game on point
FWNL
>>123704070
SWEDEN YES!
you guys only pretend to like fnatic right?
>>123703976
No, LG won the first pistol. Fnatic simply came back to 3-3 and then 3-6, which is why LG called a tac pause.
WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW WHAT A FUCKING THROW
fuck :(
>tfw no big black bull to kek my wife
>>123704028
how the fuck is LG reddit? Fallen is the only guy who does anything outside playing the damn game.
HUEHUE'S BTFO
>>123704136
Sla'vi is /vg/'s true team
>>123704128
>>123704070
>/pol/fags are despised IRL
>/pol/fags can't even have the people they hate lose on a videogame
Jesus, it must suck to be you guys
>>123703995
too bad she has shit taste in companies and games
why are there no muslim, gay or gender fluid people on Fnatic, i mean come on, it's 2015!
Monkies getting butchered
Reminder device is badOlof
i <3 the personality of fnatic! can't wait for the post match interviews xD just love this bunch.. lovely gang of interesting personalities xD
>>123704240
bro they reckt whole europe
- the epic mouselifter and his boys
>>123703776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQajvvmWbQE
Why does the commentator have a lisp?
What up now monkeys?
