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first for fodder
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
who /fallen/ here?
holy shit cold is pretty hyped
>It's the "Brazilian underdog monkeys win"-script
>>123687910
what are some good japanimations?
>>123687868
what is this retard up to anyways? lel
>>123687864
but anon its the 2-0 "legendary run" script
How many of the beta swedish white boys in the crowd do you think have gfs back home getting pounded by BBC?
GO BRS
remove kawaii
BRASUI
>BRASUI
BRASUI
>BRASUI
BRASUI
>BRASUI
BRASUI
>BRASUI
BRASUI
>BRASUI
BRASUI
>BRASUI
BRASUI
>BRASUI
>>123687921
Fuck off, alanas4201.
>people are doubting the pig
>no DJ Khaled in OP
Bot Taco
>that one kid screaming like someone shoved a dragon dildo up his ass
>>123688094
nigga how are you gonna get good without anime
>>123688181
>for you
fucking LOL
>>123688181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
SUMMON HIM
>>123688232
holy shit that kid is screaming loud
who the fuck is that screaming every time fnatic get a kill?
he sounds like hes being murdered
yo peruvians and other shit skins, what's the difference between a taco and a burrito?
>>123688170
lets be honest 7 rounds on CT is pretty shit, especially for Fnatic
>>123687910
>be terrible
>watch mongolian puppet shows
>still terrible
>lose
>>123687790
>toggling right on the first round
what a cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>>123688373
a swede getting fucked in the ass by a strong black man
>>123688404
a burrito is a cylinder, a taco is a folded tortilla
>>123688373
A grown (adult) swedish "man"
>>123687910
>>123688373
late night when you need my love
>>123688420
probably not used to br tactics
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
GOD FUCKING FALLEN
>GOD FUCKING FALLEN
FALLEN HAS JUST FALLEN ONTO KRIMZ AND WON THE MATCH
Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
>been away from /csgog/ for months
>wonder how it is nowadays
>/pol/ everywhere
lol
>>123688532
>br tactics
>shorts in public
>>123688616
>two of mine are in there
feels good man
>>123688702
>posting this kind of post during a final
>>123688532
>br tactics
>>123688592
holy shit lad
>>123688642
will you vote for trump?
>>123688746
>being this new
Stay on d2g kiddo
>>123688642
yeah you just joined some months ago, go back to reddit
>>123688587
>>123688592
>>123688702
>Not showing of your works of wonder
DYELs will never know this feel
>>123688878
a god
>>123688860
what are you talking about
What did this girl mean by this? She trying to flirt?
>>123688642
seriously?
/csgog/ is more like /int/ than /pol/
there's not much in the way of /pol/'s outright tinfoilhattedness.
and if you're talking about the "C U C K" stuff, it's just the talk of the moment.
>fnatic
FUCKING KEK
Is fnatic actually brain dead? Honest question
T A C O
A
C
O
>>123689024
she wants to trade skins for nudes
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
TACO
>BURRITO
VACO
Richard "Killing Sven with a Five Seven" Lewis
Fnatic already on tilt
K O B E
O
B
E
LE KOBE MEME
damn i hate this community
>>123688373
Loda
I love TACO!
RIP fnatic
so.. 2-0 for LG considering cbble is next?
>>123689208
>community meme
damn i hate posters who come from reddit
>>123689220
top kuck
Richard "Give me Asian meat while I smash this Swedish geek" Lewis
>>123689208
yeah man
kobe sucks now
it should be called the curry
Fnaic
>tfw no Pronax to lead your team through a comeback
>>123689208
Name one good community.
>fnatic tactical pause
Oh, so Fnatic are going to win the next round? Nice.
BR>EU>NA>>>RU pro scene
No discuss you fucking kekolds.
>>123689408
Dota 2.
>>123689081
>>123689139
>>123689143
>>123689276
if anything, FNC should win cbble
>>123688616
Richard "Choking Them like TSM" Lewis
>>123687910
anime is an incredibly low artform. i've never been impressed or entertained by an anime.
>>123689137
Are you sure? I'm not good at talking with girls, they speak weird. French girls are qt tho.
>>123689414
Need pronax for that m8
can we sub in Prolapse?
>Gotards
>Their biggest tournament of all time
>Finals
>Most hype match EVER, underdog vs dominating Swedes
>BO3
Richard "Fuck the whore and slam her man to the floor" Lewis
>>123689429
but RU won IEM last week
>>123689408
The gay community~
>>123689495
You're so enlightened and intelligent
>>123689503
yes, I am sure
>>123689467
I fucking love you dude. Keep making these WEBM's
>>123689495
watch legend of the galactic heroes
>>123689532
>>123689487
>>123689301
hello reddit
>>123689450
Good joke
>>123689450
he said good community, not submissive.
>>123689554
One timers.
why are brazilians in an esport final of any kind? why did you let this happen csgog
Any cute boys?
leave ur steam profile so you can send me dick pics :3
>>123689495
if u don't like one punch man kill yourself asap
Richard "If Your Last Name Is Berg, You Will Get Sperged" Lewis
GRINGOS DE MERDA, GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOT BLONDES.
Reminder that supporting Swedish teams means supporting Loda
Reminder that a victory for Fnatic is a victory for Kelly
>>123689690
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CuteGirlyBoys
what the fuck was olof doing
he was on some moon gravity or something then stopped moving
KRIMZ JUST FUCKING SLAMMED THE DESK
>Krimz afk entire round
>Casters trying to play it off
Lmao
Ice man Krimz just broke and started smashing his desk.
>krimz
the SALT HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>123689532
>>123689487
>>123689301
>>123689729
Stay on 8gag or reddit. The only time this was remotely funny was with ben garrison. Neck yourselves immediately.
THANK YOU BLUE SCREEEEEEENNNN
>Losing to huehue's
dotard here, what the fuck?
hahaahaha
A FUCKING BLUE SCREEN GET FUCKED
holy fucking shit
>>123689791
she's so fucking ugly
are all swedes such cu.cks?
Who picked the map?
Thank god I bet on tsm
>blue screen
lmao
>PC bluescreens during a final
kek
inb4 swedes comes up with a bullshit excuse like technical problems
>>123689467
>fnatic
>>123689680
but RU was in grand finals of last major too
>shit team suddenly beats every good team
haha yea no
>>123689913
Y
E
S
>>123689810
oh sorry it was krimz
looks like his pc crashed
>>123689710
>liking generic shonen shit
stop. I watched death note because many people say it's the pinnacle of anime but it was complete tosh.
only redeeming thing about it was L and this fuccboi.
>>123689864
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, I PAID M O N E Y FOR THESE HACKS AND THEY DON'T WORK?!"
>>123689791
>Blue screen in grand final
so how are you guys going to celebrate europe's loss?
fnx fingers twitching, makes me scared
>>123689791
I just want to support this cute jungle woman.
Rich "Choke a bitch" Lewis
>swedekeks cúcked at their own tourney
I'm cheering for BRs, but that would have been Fnatics round if Krimz wasn't gone the entire fucking round lmao
>fnatic pulling a mousesports
how fucking low can you sink?
>>123689898
sup cûckold
you guys ever fart and your asshole hurts? but you still enjoy it a lot
its all flusha
what the fuck is going on with rlewis rn
Richard "Insecure Narcissist" Lewis.
dude that ring0 hack just crashed his PC lmao
>>123689978
>death note
>pinnacle of anime
>punches desk from rage
>PC bluescreens
FUCKING LMAO
>nvidia drivers
>>123689890
>use a /pol/ meme
>go back to reddit
Just see yourself out
linux doesn't have this problem™
t. /g/
>>123690110
Need webm
I missed something why is the match paused?
lol boobies XDDD
Ooo she's hot
>>123689978
>Pinnacle of anime
>not a movie
>>123690154
Krimz's pc bluescreened
>>123688373
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE MING MingLee
>>123690097
>blue sccreen on DH final
Why arent these LANs played with iPad Pros instead of Windowns?
>>123689890
>>123689654
Anon "Mad like a Swede C u c k" Anonymous
>>123689629
>>123689864
>>123689870
>>123690154
fnatic hacks don't work
>>123690110
The computer was already dead senpai, he stared into a wall for over a minute
>>123690073
anon that's bowel cancer
>>123690137
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-20151128213049591
something about ddk is very sympathetic
>>123690117
>>123690219
You're cancer. You've killed the joke as redditors such as yourself tend to do. Just fuck off.
>>123690175
cap?
james and ddk are the best csgo duo to be honest
>>123690020
Relax, he was good as fuck in mibr back in the day
Your skins are safe
>>123690154
Krimz crashed mid-round.
>>123690163
>>123690175
fuck i missed it post pic pls
>250k tournament
>bluescreen in final match
>GOtards
>>123690192
fug
>replaying round
are LG the nicest team ever or what?
what happened I went out a few minutes???
>LG agreeing to replay the round
What a bunch of class acts. You seriously can't hate on these guys.
Replayed? Are you fucking kidding me?
It was a clear win. Krimz could not have done shit.
>>123690110
the other way around yooooo
>>123690102
>everyone I ask what anime should I watch
>literally 90% say death note and say how amazing it is
>do research online
>same thing
>replay
yea it's fair to literally force fnatic to do a different strat than what they did
>>123690231
so the pc was already bluescreened? that's bad but nice that they are doing a redo round
Richard "Fuck your bitch and Stream on Twitch" Lewis
>>123690208
>they don't play on gentoo for the free FPS boost and aimlock
>>123690332
seriously how fucking based
can you be?
EVEN FNATIC HAX CAN'T SAVE THEM
Fallen has to be the MVP of this tournament
what teh fuck is going on
hahahahah what the fuck
>>123690351
yeah it's fair to force LG to replay a round they won
>>123690093
Took a picture of a sign that said "Proud mom" with "HIKO" and Liquid's logo on his bed
wanted to make a i fucked yo mama joke
dotards thought it was directed at them (as they always do) because the girl holding the sign was actually some dota pro's gf
chimpout ensued
>swedeshits literally cheating to win a round
>lose anyway
Dennis "just fuck our second chance up" Meister
>>123690347
>everyone i ask what videogame i should play
>literally 90% say skyrim and how amazing it is
>do research online
>same thing
Wow it's almost as if overrated trash is in fact overrated regardless of the medium.
Replay? No problem.
>FNATIC LITERALLY CHEATING TO GET A ROUND REPLAY
>BRS STILL TAKE IT
BRAZIL
BRAZIL
BRAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
class act from the Huehues
>>123690347
death note is pretty good tbqh family
>>123690336
Aaaaaaand Luminosity wins the round again anyways
>>123689495
Only acceptable anime
>LOTGH
>Ippo/Joe
>Jojo
>Kaiji/Akagi
>NHK
>Tatami Galaxy
Just about everything else is tailor made for 20 something losers to purchase merchandise of their favorite imaginary girl.
TIER 1 TEAM
>TIER 1 TEAM
TIER 1 TEAM
>TIER 1 TEAM
TIER 1 TEAM
>TIER 1 TEAM
TIER 1 TEAM
>TIER 1 TEAM
WHAT UP NOW HIKO
>WHAT UP NOW HIKO
WHAT UP NOW HIKO
>WHAT UP NOW HIKO
WHAT UP NOW HIKO
>WHAT UP NOW HIKO
That smoke poke!
>>123690397
nfi
SMOKE GRENADE DINK
>>123690485
yea it's fair to lose the match because the pc is faulty
>>123690489
>dotards
woah woah woah don't lump us in with Kelly and Loda we dont claim that shit we've wanted them gone for hours
i want dennis to lick my diarrhea ridden asshole
>>123690638
tell that to hiko
>>123689952
B-but there's no hax on lan!
>>123690301
game is running under directX and winblows, what do you expect?
>>123690638
just shut up c u c k
I like LG but I don't want Brazilians on HLTV to be happy.
>Biggest CSGO final
>Bluescreen
>360p
>Not valve sponsored so no skines
>Two cheating teams against eachother
>No Reddit-likeable-team
>Literally the most boring maps (cobble & train) that only a very small percentage play since you need a fucking 2k € computer to play them
>>123690601
>not baby blue
They're running deprecated Windows 7
>>123690601
Windows welcome screen after reboot.
>>123690654
Kelly is a goddess. I know nothing about DOTA.
How did BRs get to play so good outta nowhere?
>europe
LG 1-0 Fnatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
>>123690819
cûck
miss me yet fuccbois
![feijoada[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lLHaTzd.jpg "feijoada[1].jpg")
brb feijoada
>>123690771
Goddess of Monkey Kingdom? Sure.
>fnatic losing against a bunch of monkeys
>>123690713
>2k eurobuck computer
lmao?
there are retards that would actually spend that much?
>>123690713
hello /d2g/
sorry you keep getting kek'd
Haha what? It would have been a 3v2 hold with Krimz having full hp and possibly even fragging before the plant happened.
Clear win for Fnatic
>swedes getting keked by shitskins
pottery
>>123690654
years*
post >yfw swedekeks btfo
>>123690608
>>123690790
newfound hype and team chemistry + everyone is in good form
or hax if you're a tinfoil man
This is seriously the greatest tournament I have ever seen.
Ever since LG slowed up I have always liked them. God damn is this great.
>>123690713
[Bait Detected]
[Marked for Deletion]
>>123690497
Well I doubt you'll be able to recommend me a better anime than Death Note, which I think is still one of the better animes out there eventhough it's awful.
So go ahead... amuse me...
>>123690790
easy to get cheap addy from favela cartels
>>123690713
>Two cheating teams against eachother
either nV, NiP or TSM asspained fanboy.
>>123690862
looks pretty good tbqh (to be quite honest) family
[autistic faceit promo techno garbage plays violently]
>>123690916
>huehue's being winners
But this isn't the future I want either
HOW IS NO ONE CALLING WALLS
THIS IS BLATANT
FUCKING FALLEN IS ALWAYS PREAIMING WHERE THE NEXT GUY WILL COME FROM IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
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who /br and white/ here
sorry gringos we're taking this one
>>123690949
>tfw they got me my first bet win as kabum during mlg x-games
>>123690713
>>Literally the most boring maps (cobble & train) that only a very small percentage play since you need a fucking 2k € computer to play them
What was the scoreline for the LG game?
>>123690898
Does that mean that Swedes and Brazilians keked the world since they're the only ones in the final?
>>123690993
wow git gud kid
>>123690993
how much swedekuck?
>270k viewers without drops
>>123690993
You can't wallhack on lan you dumb retard nigger
>>123690993
Hey, how many amounts of your currency did you put on this game of counter strike?
>>123690993
godly game sense
BE ALPHA!
You know the fucked up thing, though?
If LG wins this, people will still say this was something of an "asterisk" win.
1) NV had been falling off ever since the major
2) NiP were hardly relevant for almost a year now
3) TSM are known chokers
4) Fnatic are still trying to make Dennis work
>>123691034
16-9
>>123690949
this desu
>>123690916
>>123690993
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>>123691093
But that's what LoL gets without any tournaments on lmao.
>>123690993
chora mais, gordo fracassado fatfuck virgin loser cry more cry cry more why dont u cry when that fatfuck prefire? why dont u cry when this virgin JW prefire and knows where to shoot? cry more virgin, u need a nice brazilian ass to forget ur shitty life LMAO GTFO
