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>>123675054
>not shitposting your saturday night away
d2g got keked edition
THIS IS BRA-SEEEEEEEEL
Richard "Tap Out Before You Black Out" Lewis
Luminosity is gonna beat TSM 16-11.
Screencap this
my cukolding girlfriend
Please stop bullying d2g
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
BASED
DOTACLUCKS
great audience helping the LG players
Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
why do we have DJ Khaled as OP?
>>123675210
Nice, reminds me of my dream gf Kelly Milkies.
my sides are gone
>>123674950
>take this match by the throat and hold it
LMAO
M
A
O
based memeler
dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered. dumpstered? dumpstered! dumpstered.
How did the first shot not hit?
>>123675429
HAHAHAHHAHA
>limp wristed Swede tries to fight an ex-rugby player but forgets he's not on the internet
>>123675267
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
>>123675267
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
LG isn't going to win, right...
>>123675654
>Tries to fight
>Walks up to him
>Gets headlocked
>Moha- Richards friends on twitter defend him after he acts like a savage
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The C u c k Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
>>123675757
Yes they are, 16-10
>>123675757
pipe down sweetie we're talking about cuuckolding
>>123675028
Based OP using the pic I posted two threads ago
the actual tl;dr of dota/csgo happenings:
1) RLewis posts this:
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/670550953121226752
2) That picture is supposed to poke fun at Hiko -- that is, "lol hiko, ur mom is one of my groupies, and i banged her, lel". You know, a dumb "Your Mom!" joke.
3) KellyMilkies is the one who actually made that sign, though. She takes offense because of the implication that she's a groupie.
4) Loda takes offense, too.
5) RLewis gives no fucks.
6) Loda finds RLewis at the CSGO backstage, causes some ruckus. RLewis lays the smackdown.
7) All the drama comes out, and people take point #2 and #3 to mean that RLewis/Hiko/whoever fucked Kelly.
honestly, /srg/ has had better drama. at least there, people seriously do get NTR'd.
>>123675807
Were you there? Or are you swallowing the words of the Swedekek like a Pelican?
>>123675871
But Kelly is known as Hiko Mom so it could be about banging her aswell senpai
*impregnates d2g*
>>123675964
Forget which thread you're in dotatard?
>>123675871
>RLewis lays the smackdown
was there actual violence? or swedish "violence"
>>123676037
I'm in the thread I wanted to be.
>>123676095
word, then idk maybe reduce the damage % with each glave bounce.
>LG coach holding the script in his hand
>Hues not getting btfo in game
>Hues getting btfo on twitter
>>123675871
> RLewis lays the smackdown.
I'm in tears at this point
>>123676070
Security and police was involved. Loda apparently posted a pic of his neck too
>>123675981
You're doing the same with Richard and his literal 15 nigger friends on twitter.
Which situation is more likely?
>Richard talks smack
>Loda comes in wanting to talk to him (as decided on twitter prior) and ends up HEADBUTTING him
>Richard headlocks him
or
>Richard is being a crybaby on twitter (which his entire career is based on)
>Someone grows tired of it and wants him to be quiet for once
>They get into a heated argument and no one really gets hurt
>People with exactly the same job as richard (That is, based on drama) comes to defend Richard
The former is a fucking movie, that's not how confrontations happen in real life.
Would you fuck Kelly?
Be honest.
>Strangling people when you cannot talk him down
>Try to damage control
>Call your gang to apply pressure on a poor man
This is your hero, /keksgog/
>>123676309
>>123675981
There is literally nothing wring with being a cukold
>>123676210
my sides
who is that cutie with the jawline of a god in luminosity?
>>123676309
What's the catch?
>>123676309
I'd rather chop my dick off
>>123676309
Would you fuck an asian monkey?
Be honest.
Why are dotards so infatuated with monkeys?
Because they love jungling!
>>123676229
what the fuck kind of hairline is that desu
>>123676210
that's not a hue name
source: i'm hue
>>123676404
uhhh...
>>123676309
if i was drunk, possibly
otherwise no
>>123676309
what nationality is she?
So there's no doubt in anyone's mind that RLewis is 100% unequivocally our guy right?
>People are eating up the words of a fucking journalist
>Everywhere in the world journalists are known as scum that do anything for money/career advancement/internet clicks
>>123676472
Looks like a whore I fucked in Bangkok.
>>123676309
genuinely no
FUCK no.
>>123676279
>this bootyblasted dotard is still here spilling his salty tears everywhere
lmao desu
>>123676525
>is rebbit our guy?
gee idk anon, you tell me
vaco the mexican
>>123676404
2 children
>Richard "talentless shit writer" Lewis
>Only know how to insult people on twitter
>Getting physical and strangle a player
>A hero of /csgog/ because of that act
What a time we live in.
>LG misread TSM's buy
>they still win the round
I don't even give a shit about LG being "reddit." They're fucking awesome.
Why do I play better without skins?
>>123676648
hello faggot
>>123676692
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>>123676692
>le epic ENNNN AYY PEEEE guy
why is he still casting again?
>>123676763
>>123676309
I would
only because my standards are basically don't be a whale
>>123676525
he is
>finals will be shit because fnatic hack
not fun
Fnatic 16-0d LG so they should be an easy bet in the final, but LG is making me nervous as fuck right now. what's going on here?
>>123676746
oh my :3
>>123676746
he literally runs an alternative reddit to the official lol one because he got banned
>our guy
>>123676763
>>123676921
>he thinks anime is new to /csgog/
how's your first day here going, reddit?
What the fuck is going on, seriously? I've gone high on TSM a few times and every fucking time they get upset.
>>123676921
are you trying to insult animeneets or dotards?
>RAID BOSS
>RAID BOSS
>RAID BOSS
>RAID BOSS
how many fucking times is semmler going to say it
>>123676946
>getting banned from plebit
Definitely something our guy would do.
>>123677026
Until you like it
Is the final tomorrow?
Okay LG is undoubtedly tier 1 team.
>>123677073
Yeah. See you tomorrow.
>>123677073
later today
>>123677073
I think its 4 hours after tsm/LG
>>123677069
im not sure i ever will
>>123677163
>>123677152
>>123677146
>>123677137
easy (you)s
>>123677161
Fuck off Kelly, go tend to your cuk's bruises.
>device is literally unable to hit a shot in a high pressure situation
Is he badOlof?
>>123677214
VINTAGE
>>123677215
You (You)'d me aswell tho
>have success with fast B takes
>try to slow take A and fail multiple times
fucking hues
>TSM: Choking is just a meme, we don't actually choke
Ok, sure, device.
give me a (You) right now!
>>123677425
Fuck you
Are LG our hues, /csgog/?
who on the lg train here
>>123677425
here you go senpai
>There are people who don't think hues are cheating
I LOVE seeing Device sad.
I LOVE it
>>123677401
>TSM in charge of not choking
lol
>>123677483
>>123677521
>>123677542
thanks fãm
its fucking happening
good god first time on /csgog/
only new fags huh
nice maymay faces you got here
>There's no way LG beat envy, these are the easiest skins ever, the odds are shitty but its free skins, who cares
>Okay, so LG beat envyus, that was unexpected, it was only a fluke, no way they'll beat NiP
>Wow LG may be actually good, but it is only a fluke run, no way they'll beat TSM
>...
>>123677512
They seem to be doing pretty damn well against a lot of teams.
Where were you when brazil keked the entire csgo scene?
>>123677703
neck yourselft tbqhfamilia
>>123677736
TSM will win though.
Don't be an idiot anon.
TSM HELLO?
>>123677798
we were keking the entire /d2g/
>>123677706
JUST
Oh god now i have to tolerate the huehue on the server just because i live in southamerica.
So, here's my theory.
LG 16-0d RNG
Soon after, RNG went on quite a run winning a bunch of games, including revenge against LG 2-0
This tournament, fnatic 16-0d LG
LG are on a run, winning a bunch of games, and are about to face fnatic
Is Spunj actually the mastermind behind this event, like he was at IEM Gamescom when Renegades finished 3rd?
these people are the kind of people that post on /csgog/
>>123677932
didnt read lol
>>123677914
>Is Spunj actually the mastermind behind this event, like he was at IEM Gamescom when Renegades finished 3rd?
That was a fun tournament, we need more of this.
>>123677914
i like it
spunj can take the bants
>>123677932
is this guy one of those homesexuals I've heard about?
RIP the dream.
Seems like it's going to be a fnatic TSM final.
>>123678132
thx for the jinx
T A C O
A
C
O
>>123678132
BELIEVE IN THE BRAZILIANS
>>123678132
lmao
tsm shredded
>>123677932
Man you westerners really need to be shot.
Fucking TSM lost this. Fucking chokers.
![tumblr_my8auqJed21r9f4tfo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4d7kzBk.jpg "tumblr_my8auqJed21r9f4tfo1_1280[1].jpg")
We in here
>>123677824
hit the sweet spot huh banned on /r/globaloffensive
now you are a /misshift/ on 4chans.
you reek new fag thru my screen big boy
I can't tell what general I'm in anymore
>>123678132
>>123678281
STOP FUCKING JINXING SHIT, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS, FUCK
COME ON IM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF WATCHING FNATIC VS TSM
>>123678384
I sometimes think I'm on /r9k/
>>123678416
thorin already did it for months lmao.
>danskjävel
>>123677932
here he'd get beaten up
So whats this autistic shit between csgog and d2g?
Explain what this has to do with either general.
device is garbage in semis
oh my fucking god
>T
>S
>M
FERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>123678558
we cücked them
L U M I N O S I T Y
>>123677932
>tfw not a degenerate like him and am glad i'm not
>he's clearly sad and depressed
>tfw i'm jealous of him because he gets attention
>Fnatic beat these guys 16-0
PIGFUCKERS WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE RELEVANT IN COUNTER STRIKE
We're gonna get a fucking shit finale. God damn it.
>>123678334
Go back to the amazonas monkey.
>>123678558
>Autistic caster vs autistic player banter and then "fight" (literally no lasting damage has been done) IRL
>/csgog/ claims our autist is better than your autist
That's it essentially
>steal /csgog/ memes
>post on reddit
>get many upovotes
nice
>>123678609
okay how?
>>123677932
>homosexual degenerate faggot
>>123678661
denmark's been relevant since 2004
>>123678705
link?
>>123678143
>>123678143
>>123678143
>>123678814
u wish
>>123678826
I swear dota 2 players have legit autism, fàm.
How's it going, guys?
>>123678761
Lol no.
Win a major before you talk pigkek
>>123679050
pretty nice
t. reddit
>>123679050
was legit stressed, I'm not used to browse 2 generals at the same time anymore
>>123678826
>autistic crybaby gook
>relevant
This is so fucking tense.
Fallen is fucking always in the same position. How have teams not figured this out.
>people like Richard Lewis are great for the esport viewers that got bored of watching the game itself and prefer the drama because they don't realize that all they're doing is watching a soap opera.
r/dota2 knows it all.
anyone know a good site to trade my ~70 bucks in skins for a knife?
>monkeys are better at CSGO than well paid NA teams
>>123679186
He's only been in that position like twice this match.
>>123679195
richard lewis is really funny in curb
not a big fan of his solo work though gotta be honest with you
>>123675028
F A V E L A
A
V
E
L
A
>>123679117
By the way, that's Loda on that webm and he kicked EE from team EE made. And now EE is protecting him on Twitter. This guy is really autistic.
what the fuck was that round
>>123679279
hey its meme your brother
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYY
LG, STOP BEING RETARDS
FUCK
Wtf just happened in that last round?
>>123679195
nys
>>123679307
They will lose. Just wait.
>>123679364
He probably thinks this will grant him a turn inside Kelly's pussy.
>>123679406
They don't have any bananas left.
>>123679424
1 LG Team kill
>literally about to win
>kills team mate
>>123679510
He has a very good chance desu senpai
LUMINOSITY IS DOING IT
big br stacks
>>123679551
>wins anyway
xD
LG GG
>The city of Denmark
YOU'RE ON MATCH POINT
PLEASE
PLEASE
DONT
FUCK
THIS
UP
>DANEKEKS
DANESHITS WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING
>duncan 'thorin 'it's an easy 2-0 for TSM'' shields
>expert
did you guys seriously make a new thread 600 posts in?
lmao
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
Reminder that Jacky "Eternal Autism" Mao made more money playing Dota 2 for 2 years than any CS player ever
>CS is literally Kek: The Esport
Rofl GOtards
>>123679551
>mistes gets tk'd at the end of the game and kicked
>cries here about it
epic
Did richard lewis really fuck kelly milkies?
I remember that bitch back when I actually watched SC2 and she was ugly as fuck and equally retarded. Shes a huge whore.
He must have been pretty drunk.
>>123679307
they're better than EU teams too
>game on sale
>playerbase barely increases
>was infact going to have ANOTHER negative month this month without the sale
Valve kills yet another game with their incompetence, which game do we move onto next?
>>123679307
They couldn't become better in a single day, there's something wrong.
>LOSING MATCH POINT TO AN ECO
huehue
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>winning with lucky tec9 headshots
nice game gotards
script says two overtimes
anon predicted it hours ago
>tek9
wait I forgot they nerfed this meme?
>>123679804
force buy > weapons desu senpai
>>123679804
Device's shot in banana fucked them.
And it was a bullshit shot, too.
>>123679705
nah, he didn't, he also claims that he didn't know that it was her sign instead he wanted to make a joke about hiko's mom
spoilers: it goes to ot and TSM wins
the script can't have an american team in the finals
>>123679740
they changed 2 players yo
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oYGo95J.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
TOP SCRIPT WRITER
GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE
All according to the script
HOLYAS;LFKASDJFKAL;SDF
THAT FUCKING ROUANDDDDDD
Where buy game cheap 15$ too shit for shittier persons.
Excellent match.
What the fuck is that round
>>123679876
>huehues
>American
jesus fucking christ this game
TSM doesn't deserve this game
Fuck kuck9
>no kit thus lose
good script desu
like hollywood
>>123680016
Jesus what a script for that ending
L M A O
M A O L
A O L M
O L M A
>>123679952
That's even more suspicious.
This is seriously one of the best series ever.
It's incredible.
cccalslgldin abmbulance now tooam mauuch oto ahnadle
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKK
This isn't just the script.
The actors are exceptional this time. I'm impressed this was really well made.
i was completely certain device was going to choke that 1v1 and he did
too bad no time to defuse
I liked this scenario, really tense. Good job, writers!
>>123680085
True
>TSM
when was the last time they reached a final?
>>123680039
they are from the americas
dat last round
>Scriptfags haven't been right a single time this event
Wu@
>NA CS only hope is a team from South America
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>123680157
doesn't mean they are american
americas =/= america
>>123680132
same
when he missed the awp shot i knew he lost
shouldn't even have got to that round desu.
the previous round was a load of shit that tsm didn't deserve to win.
>pistol rounds regularly beating fully bought cts
epic, just epic.
>mr5
>16k
stop. stop this meme. fuck.
>>123680208
rofl tricked
this shit more scripted than WWE
This was actually recorded.
>>123680208
Nah you're just gullible.
>>123680173
>>/vg/123672419
