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Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
>monster at 4am
>not STRANGLER edition
Reminder Loda will wake up tomorrow next to this juicy ass he fucked the night before and 2 lovely daughters of dat ass and he wont remember a thing about this silly drama
while you all will be here, still shitposting and playing a shit game
https://twitter.com/dignitaschokez/status/670642997554520066
>>123664604
xth for swedecûcks need to go back to reddit
>>123664673
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Lewis is our guy edition
Is Jonkoping a nice city?
eating chips 2bh atm ama
Richard "tap out before you black out" Lewis
SWEDEN YES
3rd for Richard "Monkey Rangler" Lewis
>>123664714
>Asian "women"
Richard "setting sorry excuse for modern men in their faggot place " Lewis
Social media should not exist it has done nothing except provide an outlet for these little faggots to give little digs
>put jw stickers on awp
>he stops awping
You are all acting like manchildren btw.
t. just here for the games
>>123664808
>put device sticker on all my gun
>he starts choking again
>>123664714
>flat ass
>daughters that aren't his
>balding
if i was loda i'd just kill myself
Richard "You. Me. Parking lot." Lewis
richard "choke him till you the police arrives" lewis
>dust 2 banned
fuck them
>LG * coldzera /b/
brazilians are on 4chan confirmed
Richard "1v1 on LAN" Lewis
>>123664782
>It's manly to assault people who pose no threat to you
Haha, alright Mohammed.
>Trusting Lewis and his gangs "professional" twitters about "muh defend"
Good job /csgog/
Richard "/heem/" Lewis
This guy walks up to you and puts all 10 inches of his bald forehead in your face. What do?
Richard "carnage in backstage" Lewis
>>123664926
>white knight
uuuuuuuh dotards?
lets play a game: spot the cvck in this family
>>123664965
>fuck his girlfriend infront of him
>>123664965
Walk away because I'm an adult and not autistic.
>>123664843
It's a tight ass, not flat. Learn the difference. Kelly is a goddess.
lmao thorin is still mad about the hues wrecking frogs
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
>Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
>>123664965
a tenhead
Richard "First Blood" Lewis
>>123665068
lol cûck
Richard "RLewis" Lewis
richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" lewis
if 6 Lum wins 2-0
>>123665051
>they're all bald
reminder to bully dotakeks
HOLY SHIT WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PLACED IN TO RETARDED TEAMS IN MM
Richard "strangler the angler" Lewis
>>123665196
Welp
Richard "Hugging fail" Lewis
>>123665196
good script
>>123665196
FUKKCKCKKC
>>123665205
ye that's how genetics work senpai
>>123665196
no need to watch the game anymore
Richard "the dick buster" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
>>123665196
gg boys
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
If TSM loses this I'll be /csgog/'s human toilet for a day
>>123664925
He assaulted him first and talked shit. Stop being c.uck.
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
>>123664965
He wouldn't do that because he will never show his bald head. Lewis fucked up by saying "headbutting". He should have come out with a better excuse.
Remove pistols from this game. A 300 pistol should not be able to remove 3k+ just because you got a lucky jump.
Richard "Hiko homie" Lewis
lmao how humiliating is this
If TSM loses, I'll be giving my knife away to the least gay person of /csgog/
Richard "Bang The Monkey You'll Need Recovery" Lewis
do we like semmler?
>yfw Richard & Dreamhack blesses us with a meme out of nowhere
>>123665445
Fucking told.
Women hate white knigths.
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
>>123665463
How does monkey rhyme with recovery fucking english
>>123665496
ENDURANCE RUN
>picking a fight with a fat middle-aged british man
>and losing worse in that fight than you lose in dota 2 games
nice one loda
>>123665541
KEK
>>123665496
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT
Richard "eSports memelordian" Lewis
come here anon dont be so shy, Loda is at the Police Department we have plenty of time
>literally raising another mas children
>>123665574
>>123665634
Dont get this
Richard "I'll drop you like a sack of potatoes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
>>123665646
>tfw you'll never be with a 10/10
You want a fuckin' wedgie dota dweeb? get outta here
>gotards complain about muh pistols
>when both source and 1.6 had decos that could be unstoppable with good aimers
go pistols are just easy to use, deagle should be go to eco weapon again
>>123665679
dota meme
>>123665445
Lmao this slut again, does she enjoy fucking an even fatter fuck than hiko?
>>123665646
spat my fucking tea
>fnx nervous
welp
its over
good gameu
>>123664714
yeah that flat jungle gook ass has been pummelled by literally everyone remotely involved in esports, across several different game scenes
>>123665496
I RUN RAMPANT
Richard "Leaving the bald faggot sprawled" Lewis
>VP will 2-0 Fnatic
>LG will 2-1 TSM
>LG will win vs VP
GO
HOME
SHITSKINS
richard "one punch and he's done" lewis
>>123665732
only true in source
1.6 eco had no chance even with deagle
you needed to get flashes and do some strats
>>123665772
her face is ugly as fuck
>>123665849
nope
Richard "headbutt me one more time m8" Lewis
Richard "Talk shit get headlocked" Lewis
Honestly, /csgog/ is worse than reddit when it comes to running jokes into the ground. Why does everyone on the internet think that they're funny?
>>123665804
>slav dota 2 caster
worst bait in thread history
I have to admit I masturbated to the picture of kelly sucking loda's cock and her old tumblr pics while she was dating moonglade
So what did i lose?What's with the R Lewis memes?
>Detestable players on a detestable team owned by a detestable monkey
PLS HUES YOU HAVE TO WIN
Richard "running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
>>123665891
I call that an asian nigress. I mean, look closely you could even picture Nicky Minaj.
richard "chokeslam" lewis
>Assault someone who comes close to you because you're an autist that can't deal with people being close to you
>Your cousi- friends on twitter come to your aid without even knowing everything that happened
Literally Mohammed and his gang.
>16-0 incoming
>>123664714
>>123665772
it's funny because this guy is the literal definition of a kuck
I wouldn't be surprised if she actually did fuck richard lewis the night before
this monkey gook jumped from cock to cock all the time
>>123665942
anon "the reddit and the memes" anonymous
>>123665975
>Detestable players
Kill yourself, Kermit the Frog and Pig 2.0 is literally (Our) guys
Richard "He showed me his balding head, I gave him my baldy rage" Lewis
LMAO THEY TRYING TO FRAME MY NIGGA RLEWIS
>>123665734
but explain it
stop posting this ugly gook bitch ugly af
>>123666014
wait thorin and RL are cousins?
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
>tfw the crowd doesn't start the Cajun B-chant
/r/ing a pic that has been used as the gamethread image aswell
it has an indian (or somekind of different sandnigger) cs team with their names and roles and some cringeworthy text with it
Richard "Bang The Whore From Bangkok And Give Me Headlock You Will Get It Like Good Old Johan Sebastian Bach" Lewis
>>123666014
>being a soft-cunt beta faggot who'd let a nigger rape him because violence is bad mmkay
sweden pls
>>123666151
No, Mohammed never goes into a fight if he isn't certain that his 20 cousins will be there to defend him if something goes bad is a meme IRL.
lmao kelly I remember her from SC2 days, she literally blew everyone at GSL office on command
good times
//Tasteless
im os hihg right now haha
if 6 lumi comeback
>>123665891
ayy lmao
>>123665903
yes
watch any IEM 1.6 vod
>>123666113
....
>>123666182
>>123666162
LMAO
>>123666014
Richard was assaulted first mate.
Richard "eSports bucks for knocking out c.ucks" Lewis
best AWPer? preferably non-meme
>>123666228
aren't swedes really anti drug
>>123666228
>>123666041
That slut is raising children.
Look at that fucking Tec-9. That is the most unbalanced shit ever.
STOP POSTING KELLYMIKE
>>123666295
kennys or guardian
>>123666041
Damn, what a nice petite 10/10 bod Kelly has.
>>123666178
got you senpai
>>123666353
>kennys
lol
>>123666295
overall guardian
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
>>123666295
Guardian because KennyS keeps choking
>>123666124
>>123666217
>//Tasteless
good meme yo
>>123666394
dat aint it bruh
>>123666529
Probably loda
>>123666468
its him, I can confirm. He really likes 4chan
//Artosis
>>123666459
That is such a cute feminine penis
>>123666545
monkey as hell
>>123665068
Walk away? Your at your desk in the place you work. Are you gonna leave work to escape the bald swedekek?
>>123666529
Not Loda.
>>123666545
MONKEY BOYS
if dubs LG will win this game
>>123666113
LITERALLY A FIGHT ON LAN
F I G H T
O N
L A N
FUCKING GO HOME SHITSKINS
FUCKING THIRD WORLD SHITTERS
>>123666594
they're contacts, a lot of asians wear them for some reason
>favelas thought they had a shot in this event
lel
>>123666545
jungle gooks are seriously shit tier
Karrigan is literally Shrek.
>>123666594
Asians love their colored contacts
RIP BRs
oh my god
We wuz analysts n shit
richard dindunuffin
>>123666545
how can you white knight something ugly as this?
K A R R I G A N
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Karrigan fug
jesus christ karrigan is going off
>>123666178
bump bump bump bump bump
16-0 boys
>>123666748
Beta keks don't care about how they look they are literally just hoping to get some pussy no matter how wrecked it may be
WHAT IS THIS RICHARD LEWIS MEME????????
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like yolk" Lewis
>>123666759
ayy lmao
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
>I for one accept our new brazilian overlords
>SWEDES WHERE YOU AT
>BR #1 EUROPOORS GO HOME
>LG 2-0 TSM
>>123666814
thanks for jinxing it
>>123666814
u fuck
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
>16-0 ruined
fuck LG
rickard "the jokes is funney becos I am acucsed of strangelilng a person and its a funny joke to say that my midlel name is things that are like strangelingseg a person" lowes
>>123666814
ruined it
I'm here from /d2g/.
Is it true you guys idolize Richard Lewis?
I guess the stereotypes are true.
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Lights out" Lewis
>>123666953
>>123666846
>>123666748
>These keks that wouldn't defend those they love just because the ones in question are not beautiful
Richard "Insecure Narcissist" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
>>123667025
red "hi im from reddit" ditor
>>123667059
https://twitter.com/Puhtayt0/status/670652271265476608
>>123667059
have a (you) dotard
>>123667059
not really but he did god's work today my c
>>123667112
if her personality would be great, but it's just as shit as her looks
literally walking garbage
>luminosity
more like lumi - no more than 1 round on the board - sity
richard "get my belt" lewis
>>123667112
Why not just get with someone not ugly? Are you a kek? You'd get with an ugly slut with two kids that aren't yours wouldn't you you fucking kek
>>123667156
child "i am making the same joke fifty times aren't i funny" original
>Major Choke sign
kek
>>123666459
that penis looks just like mine :3
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
>>123667216
more like lum1no6-1ty
>>123667059
I heard you crave attention and come to shitpost in other gens, is it true? Also that you are beta males just like your friend loda
I guess the stereotypes are true, now you can go ahead and pretend that you are not retarded and this was a bait
>>123667156
pls stop posting this sickening whore. i wanted to eat today.
>>123667323
pretty good an "memester" on
>>123667059
>play both dota and csgo
>faggots like you are shitting up dota
Go back to league you worthless sissy
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
>Brazilians are actually American
You couldn't even ask for more
>>123667359
Hello NA.
>>123664714
>>123665387
>>123665646
>>123665772
>>123666228
>>123666232
>>123666545
>>123667156
sweet fucking jesus boys
spoiler this shit already
>>123667261
Are you a literal psychopath that has never been in love?
Richard "Writin and Prizefightin" Lewis
>>123667406
O-okay go ahead ^_^
Richard "I'll fuck both of 'em sideways" Lewis
>>123667542
If you fall in love with an ugly slut then being a kek must be in your genes.
>>123667359
t. cu
>>123667542
>being a kuck with no standards and self respect, in love with an ugly gook and raising someone else's children
>>123667165
>Dota community proving once again they are fucking shit.
Holy shit lol
>mfw virgins think Kelly is anything above 3/10 because of her being a slut
The slut label never fails.
Post yfw loda fans got exposed like the beta moba players they always were.
Richard "No Country For C.ucked Men" Lewis
>>123667542
I've been with my current gf for 4 years now and of course I would defend her but then again I'm not a kek dating a gook monkey with two kids that aren't mine. You're starting to sound pretty pathetic you kek
>>123667670
Kelly is a fucking 1/10 disgusting skank
Someone link Lewis to this thread. He'd get a chuckle reading jokes about the kekle he beat.
Hehe guys don't mind people acting like manchildren, they're heroes! Richard is so badass, isn't he cool guys?
You should aspire to be just like him hehehe.
hey guys can u make an epic collage of all richard lewis posts? XD
I'm laughihg my *ss off :DDD
>>123667359
t. butt blasted dotard
>>123667768
Why aspire to be Richard when you can instead aspire to be a skinny, balding 20-something raising another man's children?
>>123667193
From what i've heard Kelly (loda's gf) is an awful person aswell and probably kucks him.
>At SC2 LAN
>Dating an australian SC player
>Korean LAN
>Dumps him the first day before his first match
>She's casting
>She's shit at it and knows nothing about SC2
>Pulls out her phone instead of casting and expects the guy caster to do everything
>Walks off stage 20 min into the match when she controls the camera for the main screen for all the fans
>Someone else has to walk on to the stage and control the camera, everyone chears for the random crewman that isn't getting paid for this shit
>>123667542
Are you a 15 year old girl? Love isn't a thing. Simply don't date ugly girls with 2 kids that you have to pay for, she's only even in a relationship to suck his wallet dry.
>>123667670
>>123667729
You forgot the zero after the 1[0]/10.
>>123667670
>betas here are RAISING her score rather than lowering it for being a slut
A literal 3/10 normally now not even worth rating since she's a slut
>>123667768
hey there moba player!
>>123667768
If you haven't learned in school that you wanna be an alpha and not a beta, you're a lost cause third degree cûck
>>123667812
>>123667768
hello reddit
>>123667859
s a v a g e af f
>>123667812
how to identify cvckposting
>>123667823
i could, but he follows me and i don't want to lose that if he doesn't enjoy our racist memeing
>sf4 is such an overloud yelling game that I can hear it on the counterstrike stream
>>123668075
MOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>123667936
>Being a forty-year-old and working in e-"sports"
>Literally having your friends on twitter defend you so your career isn't fucked by Reddit
>Attacking a kid with aspergers because he called you out on your shitty "banter"
He isn't alpha, he's a huge failure and you people thinking he is cool is even more fucking pathetic.
And no, I am not defending Loda, he is a retard.
all those beta moba cûcks ITT
>>123668075
nice proof there, kekda
>>123668039
dont u like the epic richard posts brO? xDD
"richard the strangel man" lewis
XDDD
Get it? Because he strangled a guy XDD
richard "the dotard decimator" lewis
>>123668132
>>123668150
hello reddit
>>123668075
ARREST RICHARD "DANGER MAN" LEWIS
