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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
Jw-msg lanS18 [Embed]
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Third world slavs and brazilians in this thread
Yuck, literally as disgusting as beggars.
anime tbhq
>>123653557
this iah (in all honesty)
>>123653557
real life anime famiry
Without a doubt NEO is the best CS player in history, he is more consistent than seemingly humanly possible. He's been on top of the scene for 10 fucking years, pulling off insane clutches and rounds the whole time. No one in history has the longevity and skill that he possesses, it's so inspirational to watch.
>>123653628
That's not how you spell Get_Right.
thanks for channeling guys
another round ruined by the op cz
>pig killing our guys
:/
are lg's odds against tsm way too high or are they pretty realistic? haven't seen tsm play in a while
Were they actually discussing if you can say "shit" on stream or were they just memeing?
Holy shit, American hypocrisy at it's finest.
I just want a cute /csgog/ bf
I just want hitler back.
Krimz is looking so stressed :(
I want Fify to give me a footjob
>>123653674
GTR was a human god for 3-4 years (at the end of 1.6 and the start of GO), but he has no where near the consistency of NEO.
>tfw csgog doesn't have a token girl like every other general
no wonder u all gay as fuck sm.h
Hey guys, sorry if this counts as "shitting" up your general but I'm at my wits' end.
To keep it short:
>using shitty laptop ATM
>FINALLY get CSGO to run at an acceptable framerate
But now I'm getting horrific input lag. Like I can't aim or walk around, I WOULD think I'm lagging but everyone around me is moving fine...it's just my input. Any fixes? I've been trying for like 12 hours on and off.
To make it even worse: if I use an Xbox 360 controller everything works fine...except I can't fucking play with that.
>JW in charge of hitting anything with that AWP
that was so bad by olof and JW omfg
That'll do, pig, that'll do.
it feels like fnatic doesn't give a fuck anymore
>>123653825
You need 120fps+ for this shitty game to feel smooth
>Wonderpig
>>123653793
who said there weren't any girls here :^)
>>123653712
Have you tried visiting a local basement?
Lel this match has just been down to pure aim, strats have been shit.
t. only watched last 9 rounds
>>123653871
They just realised that they need Pronax
>>123653913
W-what does that mean?
>>123653892
if there was one she would be my gf
>>123653874
For real? That's a damn shame. I was actually doing decently last night but the input lag went from slight handicap to drunk
Biggest form of autism: making banners of Twitch memes in real life
>>123653961
>he doesn't know
>>123653825
Ignore that sperg
You might have vsync on, try that
haha timeout i wonder what happens next
>>123653712
me too >_<
>>123653961
CS players hang in basements
>>123653984
Source engine is literally awful.
You would expect this game to run well on low end machines, but it just doesn't
>>123654043
do you want to be mine?
that fake, nigger
>>123654032
I've turned it off, even tried RadeonPro and killing pre-rendered frames. It's really curious to me that the 360 controller works fine and my mouse(which doesn't lag or stick or anything outside of CS) does that. Same with my WASD
>flusha in charge of climbing ladders
>Swedish event
>both Swedish teams get eliminated before the finals
wew lad
>>123654089
Slowly coming to terms with this. The minimum requirements are bullshit
>>123654132
yeah thats fucking confusing. Unless is somehow literally a problem with the mouse & keyboard (how??) I have no idea
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VP VS LG FINAL
>>123654132
maybe try turning off controller support, I've heard things about the 360 controller specifically doing weird shit when you have it installed
theres a bunch of options you need to disable
ONE NIL TO OUR GUYS
>>123654278
>team reddit vs team reddit
wew
>>123654291
>VP
>redditBiceps
>our guys
>>123654132
try the markc mouse fix? apparently that helps some people
turn acccel off too, i guess
>>123654302
But Reddit hates LG you braindead mongoloid
>>123654091
are you cute too?
and where do you live?
>>123654329
>one player is reddit
>that means the whole team is reddit
TaZ is literally /csgog/
>>123654363
Hello reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3ui55c/luminosity/
no prolapse no win
>>123654405
I'm cuteDenmark
>>123654445
>he actually goes on reddit
AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
busted reddit
>>123654405
>csgo is supposed to be a normie game
>general is gay as fuck with full blown faggots and ERP faggots
nys
Zofian: seriously Fnatic? you guys are supposed to be the Ferrari F1 of CSGO
fucking twitch chat
>>123654497
>he knows how the URL to reddit looks like
HELLO REDDIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hOQTwqNkOo
>>123654574
>being this pathetic and picking on such minute things
really lost it there huh bud?
>>123654574
>He still has the letter r on his keyboard
HELLO THERE MY rEDDITOR FrIEND
>>123654574
>reddit in the url
>>123654598
pretty good senpai
>>123654497
>he is aware that reddit exists
hi there, reddit
>typing out the word "reddit"
well well well, what do we have here?
a redditor, i presume?
>>123654540
kek
>>123654620
>>123654648
Please tell me you two arent serious
>he hasn't torn the R,E,D,I and T buttons off his keyboard
how reddit can you possibly get
>>123654728
>arent serious
>aRent seRious
REDDIT SPOTTED
REDDIT SPOTTED
REDDIT SPOTTED
>Living in a universe in which exists the website 'reddit'
my oh my this sure is an interesting development
>be me
>be reddit
>see all these obvious non-redditors being accused of being reddit
>>123654429
Go post this shitty bait on HLtV or something
>not browsing reddit so you know what things you should dislike
Wow
>>123654765
he still has the lettel " " on his keyboald
ale you selious?
>>123654840
R
E
D
D
I
T
D
E
T
E
C
T
E
D
i auto filter any post with the letters e, r, t, i, or d.
>>123654874
are you asian?
>>123654908
are you reddit?
>He lives in a country that hasnt geoblocked reddit
I can only presume what your first bookmark is...
>>123654908
ale you leddit?
>>123654921
I'm cute
>someone offers to lend you a book that you've already read before
>"no thanks, I've already read it"
>>123654840
I suck dick once a month to make sure I'm still not gay
Enough reddit memes.
Who wants to be my /csgog/ gf. It's OK if you have a feminine penis.
>>123654995
I'm anime
>r*dditors using the word r*ddit in public
hello r*ddit
>>123654963
will you vote for trump?
>>123655005
Never come across a more reddit post in my entire life tbqh
>>123654959
The tv guide?
>>123655005
I have a reddit penis.
Reminder that lol shares no common letters with reddit while kek and lel share one each, and lel was created from the reddit word "lol"
I am just your friendly anti-Reddit historian Thooolin
>>123655002
>not just reading yaoi doujins once a month to check
Actually touching dicks irl is pretty gay, I make sure to never touch mine when I go pee to stay straight.
that was an enjoyable game 1. i love it when neo plays like a god
dennis looked lost to be honest
>>123655005
I'm a girl.How do you rate me?
>>123655046
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC-g5I-QsH4
تنضموا إلي في الصلاة، و / csgog / . قد تجد السعادة في الحياة .
>>123655116
>not using yotsuba B
ummm... reddit?
>>123655005
I want to date girl who made kawaii killer
>>123655150
>being so illiterate that you can't change the default theme
hello reddit
>>123655150
>Using a predominantly bright theme
Jesus fuck now who is the reddit here...
Are VP the worst t1 team at pistols?
>>123655116
Your posts are pretty shitty famas.
>>123655101
10/10
>>123655183
>liking eye cancer themes
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT
>>123655046
(You) got me
dude
im getting fucking cancer here, VP
>>123655212
Just downvote and move on.
>All these people using bright themes
Why do you just fucking use reddit if you want to burn your eyes you shitters
>>123655265
>white backglound
>>123655205
>using an epic dark theme for the secret 4hcins club
Enjoying your first day here, reddit?
>>123655306
I try to make 4chan look more like reddit so I feel at home.
>team pig
>winning pistol
>losing second or third round
wew
>>123655297
>having eyes
Hello reddit
reminder you can go to reddit without being reddit because reddit is a state of mind
>that goggleboi whose first CS game was CSGO
>>>/OUT/
klimz the god
reddit exists
you exist
you're literally reddit
>virtus throw
>>123655324
>Not using dark themes wherever possible
Have your eyes become desensitised by staring at reddit for 8+ hours a day, reddit?
who the fuck is the faggot with my fiffy<3
>>123655359
You are born reddit or not, it's predestined.
>>123655387
epic pun, redditor
>>123655385
Reddit is 100% gay
Your gay
Reddit spotted slurp slurp slurp
>>123655359
I take it you didn't watch Psycho-Pass. Being around people who are reddit taints your pass and turns you into reddit.
>>123655359
dude, stop being such a toxic douchebag
have a down vote
>>123655410
>>123655418
>>123655430
hellooooooooo reddit
I really, REALLY want to do lewd things with fiffy
Quality thread, my fellow redditors
why is botceps awping again
Seriously though, what's wrong with reddit? Without Reddit I wouldn't have ever heard about 4chan desu
>>123655457
>toxic
ohgod, does athene still exist?
>>123655442
>thinking the contageous reddit exists
Hey, oh it's just you, reddit.
>>123655492
edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!! :)
>>123655528
>what's wrong with reddit?
Hello reddit
>>123655528
>Without Reddit I wouldn't have ever heard about 4chan
i'm a fangay of fnatic
>>123655528
don't reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QySd4KkkDM
:)
>>123655582
I'm just gay :3
reddit reddit reddit reddit, reddit /reddit/ reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit....
reddit reddit
>>123655602
Just report, hopefully the mods will delete his post and he won't get any karma
can I have a hello reddit?
>doubting our pig
hello reddit
>>123655669
WE DID IT, REDDIT!
>>123655669
hahah xD
e: thanks for the gold, stranger
>>123655708
>pig is not a reddit meme
Hello reddit
Why isn't G2 in this tournament?
>>123655637
well hello there
As CT-sided as Inferno is I still prefer it over cbble
>>123655669
Came here to say this
>>123655793
too many spots reserved for NA.
>>123655793
Fuck off Ocelote
>>123655793
Greddit2 not allowed in the cool kids tourney: reddit go home
>>123655793
they didn't qualify in the online groups
>mfw csgog is one of those generals that is desparate to be recognised out of /vg/ but despite its best efforts, csgog is still utterly irrelevant and obscure
;;
why won't reddit notice us, lads?
why won't thorin namedrop us?
it's not fucking fair
>>123655858
>Wanting to be noticed by reddit
>The kids who so blindly copy what pros do someone played for months with WSDZ
>>123655815
Is guardian gay?
>>123655858
Do you want to turn csgog into reddit? secrit klub > epic general
>>123654468
I'm from germany >_>
>>123655835
>oeleddit
Fixed that for ya
>>123655858
Nice fucking thread gotards
JRedditchild
>>123654468Denmarkhere, but I'm not gay.
JW is so fucking bad
>fnatic
wew
>>123655925
guess we won't be kissing then
>>123655858
Because this thread is cancer.
Le epic reddit meme has gotten out of hand.
>>123655998
lol, good timing, reddit
>>123655998
reddit?
Whats a good 'Can we get...' thread to post to reddit, I need some karma
>>123655989
>>123655989
>>123655989
DOTARDS BTFO
>>123656051
bicycles
>ctrl + f 'reddit'
>104 'reddits'
literally being on reddit would be less reddit than this thread
>>123656056
thorin proving once again that he's our guy(thorin)
>>123656051
Can we get some professionalism in this show? Then link that tweet by Richard Lewis with the Hiko's mom joke and see what happens
me irl
>>123656074
>ctrl + f 'reddit'
>108 'reddits'
reddit pls go away
Which pro has the worst English?inb4 pasha
>>123656056
a god
>>123656193
there are no english pros
>>123656193
Those who don't speak English.
>>123656029
probably not
maybe if I visit you :3
>>123656193
someone from Hellraisers or Flipside
What's your csgo approved drink?
I'm drinking squash mixed with water.
Polska in tears
>>123656148
reddit irl
>>123656292
KURRRRRRRRRRRWA
>>123656248
Coffee because the caffeine helps my28year old reaction times.
>>123656248
enjoy your tooth decay you fat faggot
is snax turning into dosia
>>123656292
VP is shit on TT inferno senpai, nobody expected them to win it
>>123656237
you should
I'm a pretty good kisser
>>123656248
monster energy drinks sponsored by razer
>third map: cache
>team piggit on cache
RIP, pig
>13-2
our pig.
>third map: cache
>team 0-16 on cache
RIP vp
>2(two) rounds
>>123656368
what a coincidence, me too
>>123656292
KURRRRRRWA
>>123656389
16-0 vs screameme
http://strawpoll.me/6122602
>>123656248
Water
Energy drinks are pure cancer...
>>123656248
Who genuinely /water/ here?
>>123656457
>>123656462
>implying inferno isn't 14-1 CT sided
bicep's aim/xhair placement always looks so fucking weird..
pasha's mad lmao
>>123656510
this, I love green monster butnever drink it because of how horrible energy drinks are, same as soda. water for days, plus coffee
>>123656248
water
coffee
vanilla coke
>>123656526
right here
only drinking water so I keep my skin soft and healthy
>>123656464
I want to check that for myself
16-13 reddit confirmed
>>123656609
I wish we could~
>losing to pro90
>Hello
R
E
>>123656687
>Who are you quoting?
t. reddit
Fnatic hello?
>>123656732
I'm quotting reddit
>>123656732
Fuck you
R
>>123656797
hello fnatic
>>123656816
>R
who are you quoting?
>Kelly @ DHW (´ ▽`)Y @kellymilkies 3h3 hours ago
>@RLewisReports are you not sick of harping on the bad call I made trusting players that were going to be in our team? Wow dooms day.
LOL, as I said months ago
ex-IBP were meant to be the EG csgo squad (hiko, skadoodle, azk, dazed, swag)
xD
>>123656852
atleast link the tweet, faggot
Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories
>>123656118
>>123656852
>LOL, as I said months ago
Hello reddit.
>>123656924
http://twitter.com
Anyone having problem with twitch after the newest flash player updates?
Getting this script error all the time http://web-cdn.ttvnw.net/emberapp.js:3
>>123656852
gas yourself senpai
>>123656852
explain this monkey
What if we give the CTs the FAL, a semi-auto rifle that can 1 tap the head and doesn't have zoom, but make maps more T friendly in return?
can someone post the hiko wanted for killing teams one?
>>123657048
i wish i had it
When will the best mouselifter in the world
start to lift his mouse again?
>>123657048
>>123657041
>valve
>making new things for cs
lmao
>3 years later
>MM servers are still shit
>still no 128 tick as standard
nice game gotards
uh chokenatic????
Fnatic can do this, right?
fnatic choke
tfw polska wins 2-0
>>123657245
Literally at least 4 other services that offer 128 tick sperg
