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Marie with the good taste as always.
Previous thread: >>123627324my bad
They're both the best!
I want to Marie Marie's Maries!
posting in a callie thread
>>123669630
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT
>>123669630
that's not a thing
Whoa there, cute squidboy, where's the fire?
>>123669601
Where do they get the meat for those burgers?
>>123669417
>not even a time for the splatfest
useless
>>123669417
>tfw popularity is skewed for like 40% because burgers like burgers
>>123669417
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>>123669934
sea cows
>>123669934
Sea cows
drew a woomy while getting some breakfast this morning
>>123669872
I'm gonna Marie my Callie so far up Marie's Marie her Marie's will Marie until her Marie's Marie into her Marie's Marie Marie.
>>123670042dude seaweed lmao
Callie always has the best taste
>>123670042
>now lemme tell you why thats bullshit
>>123670115
Every day there's incredible new art for me to save.
I want to suck Marie's beak!
Squad or lobby?
>>123669417
BURGER VS PIZZA?
Tough choice
Can You ‘Cut’ a Watermelon Using Rubber Bands? Yes! See the Slow-Mo Explosion
>>123670042
All things considered that's really impressive. Drawing on tampons is not easy.
>>123670283
So her teeth? The three-pronged strip in their mouths is supposed to resemble a squids beak.
>>123670397
Stop Jello cruelty!
>>123670115
but she loves marie
>>123670373
Marie has white ink.
>>123661124
How does color lock help color blind people?
>>123670525
That's why we must all follow their example.Purposefully pissing each other off constantly, but ever admitted we all have god tier taste
>>123670649
Locks the colours to Orange and Blue unfortunately.
Would've been better if it just locked to colours of your choosing.
>>123670397
I legitimately got a fright. And I'm not sure why.
>Splatfest the same weekend as Xenoblade
I'm not feeling this.
>>123670823
inkling society is so hedonistic that murder for brief entertainment isn't outside societal norms
>>123670373
I'm not gay, but I would do that if she wanted me to.
>>123670839
rush to king then play xenoblade, easy
>>123670596
More like light gray.
>>123670505
kek thanks brah
I might do a couple more on actual drawing paper later on
>>123670505
Yes
I will suck her beak good
Callie and Marie are great.
That said. Why are the west so bad at making mascot characters?
>>123670839
Get to max rank in the wee hours of the morning. While Xenoblade installs if you haven't preloaded it already.
>>123671054
because West doesn't do "cute" as good as East.
I want to arrest spyke for fraud and jail him for a thousand years, stop giving me doubles holy shit fuck
>>123671054
I actually keep forgetting just how exceptionally designed they are; they're perfect parallels while at the same time coinciding so beautifully.
Nintendo should get a medal or something.
>>123671386
Can be arranged.
>>123671415
Mario just HAD to be in the shot.
The sociopath can't even let this IP have its time to shine.
>>123671734
>Marie
>Anything but a diva
>>123671386
Blowfish_Bell_Hat_Armor_Jacket_Replica_Ngyesh_Standing_by_Spyke.png
>>123671415
I like how at one point in their development it looked like Callie was meant to be the stoic, pouty one. Cross Callie is cutest Callie.
>>123671929
what
>>123671952
Callie's tentacles just get longer and longer
>>123671952
>tfw no roller blades gear
Breaking News: Scientists find direct link between using Squidboards and having autism. More at 11.
>>123671952
>Someones job was to figure out how to tie up tentacles into a realistic bun
>Someones job was to say 'actually, fuck headbands, let's just stick a sponge on her head'
>>123672265
>pleb thinks it's a sponge
educate yourself
>>123671952
I like the dresses with the arrows instead of the holes in them. But that's just personal preference.
>>123672423
No? A block of soap? A brick?
>>123672523
There's a pistol in there
FYI, for anyone interested, /ink/'s /vg/ league team is about to play it's friendly match vs /mgg/.
>>123672587
im watching feg vs dng
>>123672575
But they're not in Smash yet, so Captain Falcon has no vendetta against them.
JUST
>>123672587
gimme the link
i need to see marie score a goal
>>123672523
here's a hintit's sushi related
>>123672518
Looks like the arrows are pointing to their snatch
>>123672836
/UselessNepgear on twitch
>>123670505
TAKBIR
>splatoon in a nutshell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDx4zKMd_uE
>>123673118
you can tell it's low rank because there are no japs
>>123672096
Drillmouto is best imouto
>>123673118
2easy
Watching C players is always funny.
>>123673215
sounds like heaven
>>123673118
jesus christ
>>123673054
what the fuck
>>123673943
>these models
my fucking sides
>>123673943
>>123673118
that was a massacre. that lost shot cracked me up.
>>123673943
It's even fucking better in motion, please get in there I'm losing it.
>>123673943
Crikey
Which generals have entered?
lol
>>123673943
>>123674475
>/mgg/'s face when
Is there any squads open?
Holy shit, what a rotation. This is fun!
>>123674475
i remember /pol/'s jew was a giant nose.
>>123674859
I'm down to squad
>>123673118
top kek
>>123675108
Well then, NNID: n1nj4t2
Come join, all ranks welcomeI'm shit anyway [spoiler/]
NOOOOOOOO
aw fuck they scored
>losing in overtime
kill me
>>123675416
2/4 for squad
NOOO X2
KRAKEN WHY
>>123675697
It's the nerfs
Not entirely sure what you were expecting
These things have TEN LEGS and you expect them to have ball control.
What's the passcode the private lobby?
>0-2
>0-2
>0-2
Sucks we're losingbut I really like Sins of the Father
If it's any consolation, /mgg/ couldn't care less.
WOOMY PLS
>squib just kicks it out of bounds
nanomachines son
I'm getting better with the gyro controls, but how exactly should I be using them? Someone suggested using the right stick for broad movements and then using the gyros to fine-tine my aim, but I've heard of people using the gyro controls for shit like instant 180s and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to be doing that if I control it like that.
At least it's only a friendly, right?
R-right?
still 2/4, NNIDn1nj4t2
>>123675791
it's for the rainmaker tournament
MANMENMI
GIT REKT
we need the comeback
>>123673021
If it had survived in Japan, America would've been sure to censor it.
1-2 LET'S TAKE THEM TO OVERTIME
>>123672762
Defense uå os great though. I don't really get the obsession of having 3 or 4 of a kind on all gear.
For as long as you have your preferred number of main and sub skills on your loadout in total, it shouldn't matter on what gear said skills are.
CALLIE YOU BITCH!
>mistreating Callie
GIT
REKT
SCRUBS
>>123676125
No one else seems to want to come in to the squad, wanna do twins?
>>123676498
Sure
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
BOOYAH! BOOYAH!
Holy shit, the comeback.
>>123676129
What's that?
MORE CUMBACK FOR CUMBACK GODS
WE COMEBACK NOW BITCHES!
>>123675952
Nice
>>123676586
http://challonge.com/rainmakeronly
A tournament organised by Scarth and fat.
>Most of the posters on /mgg/ don't even know what a Splatoon is
>>123676112
Down + Y for 180s
Sticks for large turns
Gyro for fine aim.
TEAM BURGER REPRESENTIN'
REMOVE KOJIMA
FUCK YOU CIPHER DOGS
WE WILL NUKE YOU
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>kojima
>>123676828
Not now
Soccer is happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c
>this fucking Kraken
THANK YOU DADDY
>>123676703HAHA I GOT ELIMINATED ROUND 1
>>123676768
there's also johnny rockets and red robin.
>>123676703
>/ink/ holding tournaments
Greaaaat.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY INK WINS!
*AIR HORNS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE*
>>123677116
Kraken got nerfed too much
THE CHAMPS
Skullface was our man on the inside
>>123674475
>hero roller
>>123669840
underrated post
>>123677348
kraken confirm for shitter
TSB defeated
Want to pick pizza but will wait to see what the unpopular decision is first
also how is the new sloshing machine? haven't had a chance to play yet
>>123677280
>Nobody is allowed to interact with the playerbase outside of /ink/
>>123677348
>that roller
How much did you paid skullface to lose the game?
I know you did you cheaters.
We'll be back
>>123677549
git lost boring game general
>>123677440
Especially when I swim out of a shooters line of fire to win a squid fight but lag says nuh uh you're still getting hit.
>>123677549
We promised not to hold Turf Wars on Mother Base.
BOSS, WHY IS SKULLFACE ON OUR TEAM?! HE'S WORKING FOR CIPHER.
>>123677549
Gave him three snails and a tentacle job.
>>123677549
Good game, fun match.
>>123677549
git gud scrub,most ink players fight gooks EVERY SINGLE DAY
I think it is time for me to git gud
I've been hiding behind squads too long. I want to be tournament player too. I will challenge the solo queue once more
>>123673396
black kingdom is best kingdom
>>123677549
It's not our fault you guys can only play half a game.
>>123677549Sex with Marie!
>>123677804do people really care about this
>>123677641
>Mother Base is now available in the rotation
That doesn't sound too bad, actually.
>>123677517
It's pretty much a Blaster, except the bullet arcs and can hurt people just by grazing past them thanks to the cyclone around it, also it actually covers walls decently.
I've found that alternating throwing Bombs and shooting while Bomb Rush is active actually has a pretty fast fire rate, dunno how practical it is.
>>123677940
I don't care about it, but it's harmless fun.
>>123677940its fun to watch
>>123677804
who cares
wow, sorry man, I randomly DCed.
I can't wait to see how we fare against /dng/ and /tf2g/.
>>123678069
Welost
>>123677674
HOO-RAH
>>123677804
>>123677940
>i hate fun
k
Well that was a rush
>>123678038
Alright. When does it start?
>>123678380
when did I fucking say that
>>123678943
it's already over
Are squid ears or tentacles more sensitive?
>>123678943
the match is over
>>123679185
Squids are big baskets of nerves. Everything is sensitive.
>>123678943
>>123679107
>>123679220
The actual cup starts next weekend, this match was just a friendly. We'll know who the team is going to be playing after the draw later today.
>>123679380
so /ink/ is gonna play again today?
I wanna cum in Marie's suction cups!
>>123679380
I expect /mgg/ to win than.
>>123679505
If Kraken is goalie again, I second that.
>>123679585
we have splash wall too
>>123679380
Thanks
>>123679502
Just make sure you have permission or she'll rend your spine. Callie strong.
>>123679585
>putting a shitter for a goalie
what the actual fuck
holy shit people in B- are so autistic I want to go back to A-
what the fuck happened
I get a triple on splat zones and everyone's too much of a pussy to move forward to take advantage of it? what?
>>123679480
Nope, the next /ink/ game will be next weekend.
>>123679505
We'll actually prepare tactics before that game if we do play again. But GG nonetheless, that game was crazy pants. >PES at its finest.
>>123679505
Your Woomy is stronk, and we have SkullFace who plays in your favor. I doubt that we win, unless SF is kicked.
GGsTrashman
>>123680076
they are already moving on it
>>123679782
i wanna touch callies booty
I don't understand how someone can get stuck in C-.
any squads?
>>123680346
I'm down.
So do i get it correctly there are 2 splatlings per splatling type so heavy splatlings are forever cursed to have shit abilities?
what is the best ability for the sloshing machine? ink recovery or ink saver main?
>>123680287
Did you make a smurf? How did you get in such low ranked games?
GET THE GODDAMN CHARGER YOUF UCKING ZAP
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEED IS FUCKING FOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>123680612
>thinking zapcancers can do shit
literally memespray 2.0
>>123680719
surely youre joking
Any squads going?
NNID isKonyuna.
>tfw finally found my gunfu
I love you Heavy Splatling, but it's time to move on. Your shinier cousin has won me over.
New player
What are the most cancerous weapons, so I can avoid
>>123679370
I will stroke Marie
>>123681258
gal familly
dynamo rollers
e-liter 3k
>>123681258
krak-on rollers
>>123681058
I'll join ya, sending a FR
>>123681264
Stroke her like a giant cock until she inks
>>123681058
Sent
>>123680287
Please remember babies play this game too.
>>123680583
yes
>juicy
>>123681058
>>123681467
>>123681610
Guess we're doing 3 person squad.
>>123681832
Stop it!
>>123681832
soo you made a alt account?
>>123681984
>>123682029
Anyone else want to join?
>>123681832
The 3rd person on your team never respawned. It was 3v4 for you.
>>123681832
Wait, are you bullying the people who got a wiiu yesterday? That's bad.
>>123681058
Can i join?
>>123681345
Never have i seen such a truer list of cancer weapons
>>123682029
Sent
is there even possible a better splatoon stream than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfZSens3HzI
no, of course not, the fucks wrong with you people
Leddit is cool with people savescumming rank. Why aren't you, /ink/?
>>123682243
Anyone else think this is going to be the friendliest Splatfest yet? Most people who like burgers or pizza also like the other. Many seasonings, but no salt.
I just want a burst bomb killer wail heavy splatling, why can't it exist
Radical, let's get this squad going.
>>123682476
Because reddit are not good at the game to begin with
>>123682404
>screaming the moment it's opened
>good
Noped the fuck out>>123682404
.
>>123682630
>screaming
maybe dont have your earphones on max dumbass
>>123682476
>rank A 50
>good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>123682476
Because we can look ourselves in the mirror.
>>123682554
>>123681058
start it,i'm ready to join
>>123682476
Because rank scumming is generaly pointless and only helpful if you lose a lot because RNG just decided to fuck with you today or if you go to S and squad to cushion disconnects. You're gonna get shat on in wrong rank 100% of the time so no reason to promote scumming and get scummed braindeads in your team, MM is already godawful
>>123682476
because what's the point? if you didn't earn it, it doesn't actually mean anything. if anything, it's crippling you, as you'll be way over your head and not be able to keep up with the competition, constantly losing and not having fun.
i can understand the gear because that's pure rng, though i don't do it myself.
THOSE NIPS DEAR LORD
>>123682476
>okay with rankscum
Why would you even go there?
>>123682569
>implying /ink/ is good at this game either
European splatfest idea: refugees vs open borders
>>123683007
Of all the western communities that play this game, /ink/ is the best, on average.
>>123681832
Bum you bully.
>>123683045
>a couple good players means it's the best
top kek, i bet half you faggots got squadcarried to S because you like to shitpost about it so much
>>123683426
Name one online community better than /ink/ and explain why they are better.
>>123683572
/ink/ is trash. You just have a lot of awkward little videogame buddies who hang out here.
>>123682043
no
>>123682197
yes
>>123682335
>>123683184
I'm a bully, I do bad things.
