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I love Callie!
Pretty!
>>123572659
WE HADOUKEN NOW
Cute squidboy indulges in a sugary snack.
>>123572659
Of course they give the black girl the washing machine
I WANNA FUCK AN OCTOLING
SOMEONE OPEN A FUCKING SQUAD!
>>123573395
you do it
>>123573395
>A fucking squad
So an orgy?
Woomy!
https://twitter.com/NWPlayer123/status/670296247828283393
>>123573381
Octolings are purely lesbo only
I want to marie Marie's maries!
>>123573631
it just looks like a shit blaster
>>123573631
So it's a Rapid Blaster, but slow, but can go over walls.
What are it's Sub and Special?
>TC kelp and skatepark
ugh i guess ill play with some je suis monte
dude seaweed lmao
>>123573395armstronghouston
K
>>123573676
Only if you can explain the precise method.
>>123573771
splat bombs and splat bomb rush
>>123572832
Me too!
>>123572379
S 30 is the brutal part, A+ has lots more room to dick around with weapons.
>>123573731
>>123573771
The spin effect means it has splash damage 100% of the time, which is better than Rapid shitting itself up close.
Splat Bombs/Splat Bomb Rush is what it packs
>>123573874
>>123574117
Hm, with some Range Up that might be useful in finishing off people who get out of range of the Blobs.
>leave to add someone
>squad is full
What.
>>123574117
I get what youre saying but the fire rate will still make it bad up close most likely, I guess its worth atleast trying out before completely dismissing it though
>>123574161
>implying Range Up is a skill
>>123574289
I meant Bomb Range Up.
just bought the black friday bundle, game seems aids with the screen controller
>>123574430
Play some Single-player, you'll get used to it.
Once you do, it's far more precise than Stick Controls.
>>123573828
Squad is up, need one more person
Why do people always want others to open squads instead of just making their own and posting their NNID
>>123574504
Fear of rejection
>>123574504
europeans are all shut in betas
>>123574534
>Oh, enough already! We need to go play some more!
>Liter-chan!
>We can after this~ Big sister
>How about it? A 3v3 game of Rainmaker!
>Rainmaker...? In 3v3?
>Exactly that!
>>123574284
It's definitely going to be hard to use, and put heavy emphasis on spacing just like Rapid Blaster
With max damage (3+9 main/sub) you hit 98.8 damage, which is enough to 1-shot enemies that have touched your ink.
3 DMG+ main gets you to 93 damage, which is quite unreliable but Sloshing Machine's spiral and coverage makes up for it some.
>>123574504
theyre probably on the fence and are waiting for "3/4" or some shit.
Any squads going on?
>>123574707
This comic isn't very good.
>>123573549
I want some giga puddi.
>>123574430
gyro > sticks
I'll get a squad going around 3 if anyone is interested
>>123574695
>Laptop labeled PC
>>123575145
I like it... Sorry
>>123574504
my connection shits the bed if someone calls, so i'm not a reliable host. maybe that's also true for some others?
Guess i wasn't clear the first time. NnidArmstrongHouston
Say if you are adding me/are already added and are joining.
>>123575313
I want to nerf Callie!
>>123575493
callie is a crutch waifu
>>123575313
well, it is a pc. it's a personal computer. it's just not a desktop computer.
>>123575325
Don't mind me, carry on
>>123575493
Callie is overpowered as fuck.
Can you even name a single squid sister that can compete with her in any field? I sure can't.
So what games does /ink/ play outside Splatoon? Hearthstone here.
>>123576063
Nothing atm. Waiting for XCX.
>>123575891
Marie outdoes her in assholishness
>>123576063
tf2 occasionally, but right now I'm mostly just reliving old games I sold years ago such as Metroid Prime and NFS.
>>123576063
MH4 here
>>123576063
i play hearthstone on the side, just waiting for a brawl that i can do all my quests in 'cuz i don't have a lot of cards.
fire emblem is pretty gud, waiting for the new one. trying to 100% super mario 3d world, too; saw some /ink/ ghosts for the courses.
>>123576063
God Hand
>>123576063
monster hunter
>>123576063
Animal Crossing, Pokemon and Puzzle and Dragons. I'm loving Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, those fucking plot twists man.
>>123576063
puzzle and waifu
>>123576682
fuggg i was thinking of getting that one. i hear the beginning is super slow. how much does that put a damper on the experience for someone who already knows how to play?
>>123576754
It is definitely slow, but I think it's worth putting up with since the rest of the game is fantastic. If you're planning on buying it, don't go near mystery dungeon general on /vp/. It's filled with spoilers.
>>123577007
The only good mystery dungeon was the first one.
>>123576109
>Waiting for XCX.
My negro.
>>123577007
i did go to the mystery dungeon threads but only initially (do they not mark spoilers anymore?) cuz i was hoping someone knew where the fucking reviews for this game are. i don't take them as gospel but i do like to read them to get different perspectives.
>>123577007
>Don't go near /vp/ under any circumstance
ftfy
>>123577112
>not liking Sky
You some sort of new breed of faggot?
>>123577305
Pfft, that was the worst of the lot. I'd probably put Explorers of Darkness at second.
>>123577419
>not gates
Here's your (you), fag.
>>123577112
What makes you say that anon? Rescue Team was great but Explorers is just as good.
>>123577252
There are people who forget to mark spoilers, and then there are people who post fake spoilers and shit. It's better to just not go near it until you beat the game unless you need rescuing. I don't really know about the reviews since I don't check those out, but in my opinion it's up there with Sky. Definitely worth playing.
>>123577112
>>123577419
I don't believe you actually played Sky. There's no reason to rate Darkness above Sky.
I'm genuinely curious as to why there's very little blaster raging on this board. They have the same cheap 1 or 2-hit radius kills as rollers, so why do rollers get shit on disproportionately?
>>123578050
You actually have to aim Blasters.
Plus they're pretty much useless if people close the gap on you (especially the Rapid,) whereas Rollers get better the closer you are to them.
>>123578050
(non-Luna) Blasters are extremely easy for S/S+ players to rush-down, and Blaster 1-shots take a heavy degree of skill when your opponent knows to get in close.
Rollers have wide ass flicks and maul you especially hard at close-range.
>>123576063
love live school idol festival
I've been getting these non stop "connection unstable" messages after i'm 10 seconds in a match. It's been like this for almost a week.
>>123578050
get right up in a blasters face like touching them and its really difficult for them to do anything
>>123578050
Should've seen /ink/ in the past when Luna Blaster was considered TC cancer.
>>123578357
>You actually have to aim Blasters
>>123578853
it still is
>>123578050
i dont mind rollers, i only find luna blaster annoying>tfw i main chargers and i make rollers my bitches
SQUADS?
>>123578357
>>123578393
>>123578535
>>123578853
>>123578923
Good to know, just curious. I was considering picking one of them up for a while just to understand its strengths and weaknesses for myself.
>>123576063
I don't play a lot of video games these days cause I mainly play mtg but I do play fire emblem occasionally. I'm planning of finishing FE6 hard mode before the aussie's demo hack gets released. Also I'm finally going to givethe last promisea chance.
>>123578050
I recall people use to complain about blasters in TC before the nerf. They still do but it's less often cause blasters now have to aim at the tower instead of just shooting at the tower's direction.
>>123579167
Custom Range Blaster beats out (Custom)Blaster overall if you can handle the fire-rate difference
Luna Blaster has short range but is hard to stop, especially Neo Luna with Splat Bombs
Custom Blaster has some use at A+/S if you put on SC+/SSaver/Ink Res to ensure Bubbler is ready more often.
Use at least 2 Swim Speed+ subs to make getting into/staying at range easier, the acceleration bonus is a big factor.
I'll join you in a sec rainy.I really need to take a shit.
>>123578050
People just get angrier when they see what kills them up close and personal. Dying to a blaster is just like "of course I died, they have a huge blast radius they don't have to aim at all" whereas dying to a roller, the person knows they screwed up, but instead of owning up to it and learning from the experience, they come shitpost here about how much they hate rollers and make excuses for why they died. Also, Blasters aren't as common outside of a single ranked mode most people avoid anyways.
>>123576063
My main game before splatoon wasDota, but I don't play that much at the moment, a couple of games every so often. I play smash on my DS, and a little bit on my WiiU.
Apart from that,Skyrimand NWN2 on and off, as well as Beatmania IIDX.
>>123579821
Nice, I've usually stuck with Octobrush so I might try the Neo Luna just to get some Splat Bomb action going on. Opinions on the Rapid Blaster? Uselessly underpowered, or?
>>123580201
Rapid blaster depends entirely on you being able to space. I personally don't use it outside of tc
>>123580113
im not in a squad
>>123580201
Rapid Blaster has some uses when you stack DMG+ like an E-Liter for 99+ dmg direct hits
It's far from easy to use and I'd seriously recommend 96 Gal (Deco) instead, it takes extremely good spacing due to 3 bars of direct-hit
>watching a streamer
>3 luna blaster neos on both teams
is this what tower control has become
>>123580827
why do you think that weapon made a competitive team quit?
>>123580917
>'competitive' team quits because of Luna Neo
>>123580917
You mean an angry, irrelevant Australian guy, right?
>>123580827
It's powerful but Bubbler shuts down Blasters and eats Splat Bombs to the face.
Other Blasters have little/no problems shutting down Luna Blaster
Zink Mini Splatling is going to cause actual hell in TC, Sloshing Machine has a good shot at it also.
>>123581053
competitive splatoon in general is pretty irrelevant though
>>123581250
I bet you cant even jump and shoot
>>123581356
i can do that while super squidsuckbagging in enemy ink
>>123581250
>he doesnt know how to grateflounder
i dont even know how the hell i kill you,you were behind a wall
>>123581526
Load of bullshit is what that was.
hi blackrose
>trying to get to S by playing only solo queue
>>123580181
Nice setup man. I've been meaning to get into sows but I'm just so goddamn lazy. I just want to play sdvx ;_;
>>123581709
Ive done it on 2 accounts just wait for a rotation you can abuse on weapons youre good at and know you can win a lot on
If rank was separated for each game type do you think that would keep shitters out better?
>>123581729
Kek that's not my picture, I wish though. I just have a FP7, too poor for the RED.
>>123576063
The Witcher 3, gotta get those waifus.
>watching a carbon trying to roll over
somebody
>>123582170
>tfw i got roll over it
>>123582170
Every couple Splatfests, I roll over someone I didn't know was there and instead of getting splatted like usual manage to get the kill as I'm pinballed back and forth into roller bumping them multiple times for a kill. Always a good feel.
>>123581809
I'm doing my best, man. At least this way I can get some practice in and I'll get there when I get there.
>slowly turning into /ink/ TW lobby
>>123576063
Just purchased Insurgency, hopefully it's not dead in my region.
can someone tell me what it means when someone fucks off from the spawn circle 10 seconds before the game has even begun, then they dc right after? are they hosting the game or something and they have shit connection, or what?
>your team gets the squib
What ever happened to that nice splatoon doujin?
>>123583495
You're playing with Bum, thats what it sounds like.
>i got a phone call
im coming back lads
>>123583495
>>123584198
that's hilarious
>>123562709
>>123565093
I can usually change the console's country of residence to the one that the account is tied to. So I can access online features.
>>123583838
>lads
But I'm older than you :^)
>>123573631
Why she always got to go and spoil everything?
>accidentally leaving
I'll be back.
>>123574504
Anonymity, they just want to send friend requests without dropping their NNID on 4chan I guess.
>>123584394i like the word
>>123584198
i am fucking dying
>>123584198
It's funny, wewon that game.
rainy left the base before the match started
>All these wails
>>123584198
Seriously, why isn't there a spectate or record mode?
I wish you could change weapon without leaving the lobby
Drawfriend reporting in, anyone have any requests? I'll take the first 3, I don't know how much time I'll have.
>>123585240my gook powers are awakening
>>123585853
>>123585853
>>123585853
would love to have my squid drawn
>>123585853
rainy fix your internet you keep getting early starts
>>123585853
>Waiting for a spot to open up!
>>123586063
Kinda want to get back into ranking with anons in here but I feel like I'll be even worse than I was before since I haven't played in forever. The new updates keep tempting me to do so, but my pride and little-bitch-side say so otherwise.Any anons willing to put up with my shittiness?
>>123576063
Monster Hunter, GunZ,S4League.
>>123586307
Don't worry, man, I'm saving all the squiddos in a folder, I just can't guarantee I'll get around to more than 3 right now. If you're a regular, I'll probably get around to it eventually, so you won't miss it.
Bum_Nugglerprivate lobby in 5 minutes, reply if you send a FR.
>>123586606
thanks manor girl?
That entire match was fucking wild.
>>123586623
Sending.
>>123586606
>about to post
>update shows three replies already
>cancel post because too late
>several more replies
>guys it's too late wot u doin
>see this post
Well fuck.
Draw her doing a squat with a mean face.
>>123586428
Join our lobby, lad. It's fun, we don't care if you're shit.
>>123586623
>>123586623
Sent
>>123586606
Whenever convenient.
i dont even know how the fuck im getting this early starts
Ok, GG spontaneously turf lobby. Im done for now.
>communications error
HA
>>123585853
If you ever get too it, I'd like to use it for a story! Sorry for picture quality.
>>123587379
Lemon, I want you tofuckme.
>>123576063
all the shit in my steam library i haven't even installed yet
>trying to take the lower area rig instead of the top
>>123586623
3 spots open
>TW
>Get splatted by a Jap .96 Gal Deco
>They squidbag me
>"Why? Oh well fuck it."
>We win
>I'm the top scorer on my team and they're the bottom scorer on theirs
>This happens again where I win and score second best while they're still the bottom scorer with less than 400P and lost
>They leave
>Mfw
>>123588054
Sent,
>>123586623
>>123586816 This anon here. Sent.
>>123586623
It'd be nice to have one more person so we could have even teams.
Has anybody sent a FR since I started the lobby?
>>123584493
attention
>>123588281
Yep!
>>123588281
Yeah.
Bum lobby is kill for a minute while I clear out some space on my friends list.
>these early starts
>>123588064
Sometimes people squidbag because they're frustrated and just wanna vent it onto someone else.I do it a lot.
>>123584493
>she
GGs TW
So many sub 20s in the plaza now
Private lobby is back up
>notice the lobby is already full as I exit to accept FRs
Oh well, FRs acceptedm, lobby is open again.
>>123576063
Whatever indie game everyone's talking about each month.
Would you sploon a squib?
>>123589041
>level 16
>trying to bully squibs when they are a squib
>>123588465
That is a very bad way to vent it also they shouldn't be venting it onto a complete stranger
>Also implying its frustration and not being immature af and straight up taunting people, which makes matters worse.
>>123576063
>Literally haven't played any other games but Splatoon since launch.
>Have to clean a fine layer of dust off my XB1 and PC gaming rig weekly due to non use
Send help
ggs /ink/TWgreat taste on chargers sailorV
>>123587379
why the fuck im getting early starts?!
>>123589127
>squibs bullying squibs
Cute
>>123589207
I'll vent my anger onto strangers if I wanna anon.
>two casual as fuck squibs
What a treat.
>>123589241
i'll send a vacuum cleaner
>about to send FR to Sailor V
>he beats me to it
Already out of time. Ggs.
is there some private lobby going on atm?
Is there a TW room open?
>>123590217
The TW lobby wrapped up.
so how do you survive against bum when he comes out of your own teams ink and 1 shots you
>>123589273
thanks weatherman. too bad i suck at them ha
>>123589830
;)
>>123590523
hide in spawn
>>123590523
use chargers
>>123590523
What do you mean just git gud man haven't you seen his webms? He's just a pro :^)
man fuck using splatling in bum lobbies i can shoot someone 6 times and they just run up and kill me
POST WEBMS!!!
>>123590942
>>123590942
i wanna cum on callies feet
>>123591135
24 seconds and you didn't even get the kill, way to go man.
>>123591135
>not z-targetting
>>123590942
>>123590942
.
>>123591252
>everyone who posts webms are the people who recorded them
Retard.
>>123590523
You pray.
who /black friday/ here
dog bless america
>>123591428
right here, looking for a 3 pack
>>123590942
,
>>123591293
>Sit near rainmaker as enemy bursts it
>die
Awesome webm man, got any more of you dying stupidly?
>>123591295
Not very good but at least you actually got a kill.
At this rate we're gonna be outta weapons in 3 weeks if they keep doing 2 a week.
What are those crafty bastards at Nintendo plotting for January?
>>123590942
/
>>123591743
planning on not releasing anything else
>>123591626
im the charger on the webm
>>123591608
Got honestly nothing to say about this, what's the purpose even supposed to be? Is the new fad showing off your stupid deaths?
>>123591608
>Die from Seeker
Much WEBM
>>123591743
>tfw still waiting on the Octobrush Nouveau
where is everyone?
is a lobby up?
The worst here. Thanks guys, was fun g2g. Spots open in >>123586623
>>123591810
Almost impressive, would have been better if it weren't against retards.
>>123591864
Congrats man, is that supposed to mean something? You shot at the rainmaker and killed a retard, bravo. You also stood in front of a sprinkler and died, nice one.
>>123590942
Last one
>>123591865
>>123591913
I made that one when the deco first released, was just looking for something more gimmicky or interesting than just gameplay.
>>123592101
nope but its funny to watch
>>123592135
>responding to some bitchy newfag that complains about people posting stuff they don't like
Stop it.
>>123591626
>>123591865
>>123592101
>being this angry you dont have a capture card
>>123592058
>Using the Carbon Roller's Burst Bomb Combo to kill 1 enemy
Dude, what the fuck are these? CS:GO Highlight Reels?
>>123592135
>we will never relive the hype and salt ocean that was the first NA Splatfest
I still have fun with Splatfest but man Dog v Cats was just magical
>>123592248
i wonder if hes from /v/
i wonder what his rank is
>>123592058
Nice job man, I too have gotten kills before with a roller, it takes a lot of skill to do so so it's really good you got this moment recorded for us.
>>123592135
I'll let it slide then.
>>123592248
Yeah pretty much this, minus the newfag and complaining part as I'm not complaining nor am I new, pointing out idiocrisy as I see it, it's better if you don't reply since then I don't have to deal with idiots.
>>123592189
Actually it isn't, it's more depressing than anything else.
>>123592395
Aw man the Cat autist was hilarious.
I was on Team Cat so I was a tiny bit salty but oh boy that was just gut busting.
>>123591743
whats the final weapon going to be? Custom Hydra?
>>123592484
>minus the newfag part
Sure. /ink/ webms have always been used to showcase silly stuff. What makes them so different that you have to complain about them now?
>>123592306
I actually do, nor am I angry.
>>123591743
Christmas reskin weapons
Candycane brushes and ornament splat bombs
>>123592659
>/ink/ webms have always been used to showcase silly stuff.
>What makes them so different that you have to complain about them now?
They used to actually be silly or impressive. So far two could even be considered anywhere near silly or impressive. I'll give the swarm.webm a pass since it was apparantly made when bomb rush seeker was just released.
Any squads? jaimerussels
>>123592347
>>123592484
He died from the headbutt dummies, that's the cool part.
>>123592484
whats your nnid?
>>123592759
post some webms then and show us how its done ;^)
>>123590942
>>123593230
that day was fun
>>123592993
They're still silly, it's just that now it isn't showcasing stuff like squib randoms doing stupid shit, or nip lag. It's /ink/ players doing stupid shit, and bum lag.
If you don't like them, then don't watch them. Make some of your own if you have a capture card instead of shitting up the thread you autist.
>>123592484
>idiocrisy
>>123593195
First, why do you want my nnid?
Second, I have nothing to show, I've never used it with Splatoon mainly because there's never been anything for me to record, maybe one time I had an actual funny or impressive moment that would have been worth showing, but otherwise nada.
7/8 Bum lobby
>>123593524
Why are you so defensive about content being posted for once in a blue moon?
Its like you want this general to die.
>>123593524
why do you think?
so we know who is talking shit and has nothing to show as a couinterexample
nice excuse though bbz ;^)
so why are we still replying to this guy
