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>gtr running spraying headshot with ak
why is csgo so fucking bad?
>>123593074
lel
SOMEONE HOLD MY FUCKING DICK
THIS SHIT IS INTENSE
FUCK
POOP
AWPing in pro matches must be so easy, they literally sneak everywhere into the awpers scope.
In mm games everyone runs and jumps like crazy with ADHD.
>brazil monkey cock suckers doubted the script
>>123592921
NiP climbing back from the depths.
>Watching DH
>fall asleep cuz boring game
>In my dream I'm observing the game
>5-0 for LG and they switch sides
>Type "switch after 5 rounds? GOTARDS??" in all chat
>Keep observing and notice instead of Cache, they fucked up and are playing cache_air_raid, where you have planes taking off an it's in a desert also there's an attack boat you can drive on the sand
>game fucks up and i start playing for NiP while anders reads my shitposts in all chat
>drive around in the land attack boat and kill br
>wake up
What does it mean?
>>123593169
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Is there any way to bind some of the unlisted voice commands? I want to spam "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
>>123593169
>NiP loses
>SCRIPT
>NiP wins
>SCRIPT
>GTR dies
>NIP lose
Hmmmmm
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
You guys can hear that music in the background of the stream right?
Daaaaamn son, seriosly loving the script today.
>GTR dies
>allu dies
>friberg dies
>f0rest dies
>xizt dies
>nip lose
hmmmmmmmm, gotards?
>>123593528
yeah dude fucking pissing me OFF!
>>123593528
I'm from /d2g/ and your crowd is so fucking loud it made me watch your game.
>>123593528
yeah, annoying asf tbhfam
>>123593256
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
:(
>>123593610
how do u like it familia
>>123593705
Reminder that this is the team that was 16-0ed by our guys. This makes it clear how bad team reddit really is.
Brazil #1 HUEHUEHUE
it's over NiPgays
>this fucking bass
>>123593765
It's alright. Don't really know whats happening because im a gold nova 1 scrub I'm having fun. I want the Brazilians to win.
>>123593434
>Play on my smurf that floats around MG-LE
>Multiple anime avatars every game
>Play on my main at GE or ESEA
>Maybe an anime avatar every 3 or so games
>>123593789
I dont know how people didnt see this coming. Fnatic 16-4'd nip
>peoplegoing BOT ALLU
>he´s actually the most consistent player in NIP
what is wrong with the people?
>>123593896
Yeah we all want Swedes to lose desu, doesn't matter who wins as long as Swedes lose.
"We" is maybe not the right term, should say we redpilled men that have been enlightened by /pol/.
>>123593817
>map point
okay
>>123593970
epic meme
>>123593970
>allu
>consistant
I like allu but >
>>123593970
it's a meme.
>>123593970
salty br detetcted
>>123593970
Because allu plays those super tight angles that are hard to hit and then he misses
>>123593970
it turned from shit flinging into an ebin meme
>>123593970
12 year olds spouting memes on the internet? Never would have believed.
>anders and semmler only ever get excited for nip
god damn dude
if youre going to scream that loudly at least be consistent about it
>THAT PANIC
fucking lol
>>123593896
i do too, nip have had a shit year and i dont want to see this roster in 2k16
I fucking hate xizt so much.
That smug looking manlet MUST lose.
>theres still another map
I thought it was over, holy fuck.
>It's the classic NiP comeback script
>when everyone has counted them out
Did they just dust off a script from 2013?
>>123594126
>NiPGamingTV only get excited for NiP
anon?
ANY ONE ELSE CLENCHING THEIR ASS RIGHT NOW
WE /NIP/ NOW
>>123594126
br?
this fucking game
N I P
N I P
N I P
N I P
N I P
>>123594126
they have a lot of history with the NiPsters, hard for them to stay unbiased when the other team is literally hues
the hues gotta earn the love like everyone else
>>123593172
Fuck you Kaiji.
I don't usually follow csgo but this script was better than every movie I saw in recent years.
>>123593896
Same here desu.
Your casters are shit, by the way. Even the most biased dota caster will hype up when the underdogs are pulling an upset over an established team.
>>123594204
I wanted it to be over
Just recently started watching CSGO, can someone explain to me how NiP got so popular? I know that they've been in the scene for a long time, but so has fnatic, no?
And fnatic are better players, they stream more often, they have more memes etc.
>>123594218
Yeah and you can clearly see people is getting more and more hyped.
Just wait for that first half taken by BR, then NIP comeback with multiple get_right clutches to maintain the "clutchmaster" meme.
>>123594403
>liking meme teams
Am I the only one who wishes they didn't bet?
>cück tournament
>>123594508
Only bet if you you are moron.
>>123594403
87:0
jw and flusha hate
>>123594403
87-0
7
-
0
>>123594428
You're alright, enjoy some CS mate.
>>123594403
get right and forest are really likable desu
>>123594403
NiP are from 2001
fnatic didn't get their CS team until 2006
So they lack the history
>>123594543
>>123594608
Yeah but what about the 3 majors meme?
>>123594126
I'm 100% for biased casting if its against subhuman favela-dwelling monkeys.
>>123594673
and really good
they should get better m8s than friberg and allu
[autistic brain damaging prematch techno music intensifies]
>>123594991
well meme'd my friend!
>>123595205
Del-taco pls go
>>123595194
Why is everything autistic to you people?
>>123595194
wow does anyone listen to REAL music from 1950s anymore??? I hate my le generation
>>123595205
well asspained me amigo!
>>123594779
fnatic got a LOT of hate after olof's boost at dhw last year, even more so when reddit was convinced flusha was hacking because shox said in a stream that flusha's moves were suspicious (watching 16tick demos)
And they're just not as easy to like as GTR who cries when he wins a trophy or friburger who practices alone before LAN to not let people down, or allu and f0rest with the memes
I've been scratching at my face throughout this match and now I look like a meth addict.
>mfw brazilians winning
As a Brazilian i didn't like their move by getting rid of Boltz but oh well at least they're doing better on BO3's
>>123595280
>>123595291
damage dealt
>>123595280
>>123595291
>I want to listen to monstershit club music while sitting down and watching something
>>123595414
>As a Brazilian
I'm sorry my friend.
>>123595291
>real hip-hop from 90s
fixed that for you, senpai
>>123595531
Eu também ):
>>123595414
Tell me br, why did they get taco instead of hen1
>>123595617
Probably because hen1 has a tight relationship with his brother lucas and they only play together or something
Also if they got hen1, lucas and fnx back it would be the same lineup they had back in Kabum days.
>>123595591
I always thought brazil was spanish
i dont even care about this match anymore why didnt u close it out lg
Luminosity needs to change name to BOPE if they win this
>>123595690
>tfw I'm Swedish and see nothing wrong with that
Nothing you can do about it! hah! hah!
>>123595690
>Bringing /pol/itics into gaming
Please don't. Please do not be THIS autistic.
le raid boss
>>123595746
Brazilian Portuguese, rest of Latin America is spanishit
>>123595690
christ, faggotry starts at an early age in Swedenstan
>yet another game ruined by op pistols
thx valve
>lose pistols
>win force
i like this meme
P-p-please not again
ᑕOOᒪ
◟◟◞◞
(◔◡◔)
╰ ▒▒ ╯
╜╙
>>123596131
i dont it always looks so fucking stupid
>>123595690
A bunch of gays, downies, and sand niggers. Sums up Sweden pretty nicely.
>3hp
>4hp
FUCK YOU HUES.
>>123596268
i'd rather be a 400 lbs permavirgin for the rest of my life than a sick pedo freak
>>123595892
he already tried yesterday and got told to fuck off.
>>123595892
lol u got triggered cûck?
F 0 R E S T
>MAC-10's
My favorite weapon finally getting recognition?
>>123596446
>pedo/fag calling me a failed human being
the irony
>>123596613
mac-10 crew represent, its all i use when i smurf
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
what is the best cheap knife for 50-60?
>vintage get right
is semmler reddit?
>>123596619
>This is Maxim & Esquire's sexiest woman of 2016
>>123596772
Semmler's our guy, remember?
He even talked up 4chan on stream.
Xizt is so fucking dead-weight, jesus christ.
>>123596896
man that was pretty bad timing
>>123596896
>3 kill
:^)
Why is this thread so slow? /d2g/ has always like 4 times more posts when a tournament is on
>>123596865
Semmler is awful. He's not professional, he's biased every game, he thinks he's cute when he says "Shoxy ;)" instead of Shox, he constantly posts on Reddit, he spams the freshest memes all the time, he has an annoying voice, he thinks his opinions matter, he leaks information about teams to get views on his stream, he believes he's French, his favorite player is KennyS. The list goes on. Semmler should retire.
post ur face when fnx vac banned live
cobble has such a shit meta atm
it's like the a site doesn't exist
wish valve would stop forcing their shit maps into the pro map pool
when did fnx leave clg?
who's igl for clg now?
also i thought fnx was indian not brazilian
NiP are playing like shit, i welcome our new HUE overlords
>>123596896
dun goof'd
>>123597017
>>123597025
yeye meme about it, but watch the game and he will end bottom-frag and won't be able to hold his spots.
>>123597078
the difference between elite and mainstream reddit
also spoiler that filth
>>123596147
>>123597115
dank dude thx 4 posting
>Friberg in charge of holding drop
>>123597109
the average cowadooty map would be a better option than cobble desu
>>123597078
d2g pls
spoilers
>>123597086
shox actually has used the name shoxie a lot
you're right about the other things though
>>123597086
i think you should retire from having shit opinions
watching nip play is pathetic. it's like there's 0 communication.
i fucking hope they disband
>some nigger starts raging at everyone because hes playing like a retard
>call him out on being retarded nigger who cant hold 1 angle at least once in entire half
>starts chimping out and tks me
>dont rest until nigger gets tk banned
such a good feel
>>123596771
Nilla gut knife
>>123597078
Damn, what a goddess.
>>123597086
Also he thinks Swag is innocent.
>>123597341
congrats virgin
>>123597341
fucking niggers
>>123597341
i dont get how people are actually so poor at controlling themselves that they get banned for tking
i've been banned for doing too much team damage once when i had a string of bad luck with teammates running into my awp shots
how people manage to get week bans for tking is beyond me jesus christ
>>123597268
He doesn't use it right now and Semmler isn't cool for knowing he did. It's like calling JW "The Wonderchild" every time he mentions him. It's stupid as fuck when he changed name.
>>123597297
Go die Semmler. You're worse than Thorin.
>>123597457
>devil punishing peopel for doing evil things
doesnt make sense desu senpai
>>123597405
You can't pretend you think his name is fnx if your file name is fns, dumbass
blargh, i'm ready for a new game to nudge CSGO off the throne to be honest
i want more guns, better maps, more tacticool shit and a wider representation of the worlds special forces
and no, CoD doesn't count with its shit gunplay, shit sound and futuristic bullshit
LG so fucking lucky they got their best map. NiP have always been shit at Cobble.
>>123597214
Best Lurker NA right now.
>>123597510
haha its funny because i too have watched jim jefferies comedy where he brings up that exact point excellent reference my sir *rotates karambit*
>>123597483
dunning kruger
>>123597561
manlet detected
Xizt so fucking good, deserves a better team desu
Jesus Christ, Friberg, get your shit together
>>123597510
the devil is the punishment, not the punisher. God is the punisher senpai
>>123597390
She's the goddess of Dota
>>123597586
maybe they should have banned it then, the last map isn't random senpai
>>123597109
This.
>yfw when LG wins the whole thing
>>123597673
i dont get how that applies
they think their gods so they wont get banned for tking?
even if youve got a massive ego it is so stupid to start tking people
>>123597673
what
This Xiztrfy guy is playing out of his mind, jesus christ is this his best map or something?
>>123597721
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>123597687
>power of makeup
>pic 1
>average asian monkey with makeup
>pic 2
>average asian monkey without makeup
????
>it's a f0rest plays like a literal god LAN
f0rest
a fucking god
>>123597721
>LG in charge of winning 2v1s
how the fuck can people who play this shit for a living still make such retarded mistakes?
Is this the most emotional crowd in eSports history? Usually its just a bunch of nerds not GAF on smart phones the whole time or generally nice guy betas who cheer for everyone.
These guys are literally a library until NIP does anything then they cheer like crazy and if NIP loses they won't even make a peep until NIP go on a run, its literally worse than a football game at least the opponents have fans lol.
>that cute azn milf in the crowd
Gotta wait four more days until my competitive cool-down expires. What should I do until then?
Why is Allu's tag Nepgear?
>>123597995
desu fuck sweden
>>123598030
fap
>>123598023
get rights bitch
Where's all the yurokeks calling out this bias crowd? Seemed adamant to do so at the US lan a week ago.
>>123598030
playing face hunter or cancer pladin to anoy normies...
>>123598030
Buy a new account and download some hacks!
>>123597995
I don't know what you were expecting from swedish kids
>16-0'd by Fnatic
>Struggling vs literal NiP
>Thinking they can win this DH
>>123597995
What the fuck is the point anyway if they're playing in sound proof rooms?
>>123598030
smurf
>>123598030
DM
DM
then some DM
then some more DM
and more DM
>>123598093
proof?
>>123598057
>tfw not bisexual
life is tough and vaginal sex is the worst kind of sex.
THAT SHOT
FOREST VAC WHEN
>>123598030
you can't use faceit until then?
>headshot with pistol through a wall
>Poles don't cheer at non-VP team if they play
>Fucking subhuman slavs :DDD
>Americans are silent when people clutch vs Liquid
>Fugging amerifats :DDD
>Swedes don't cheer for enemy team if NiP is playing
>Fugging subhuman snowniggers :DD
This is how crowds work you autistic fuck, can you ever be pleased?
forest literally godlike mode
I'm so ready for reddit
t. Anders
i missed the shot pls wat happened
>nip tired of playing fair and getting fucked
>tell f0rest to start cheating
>still lose
uhh... gotards?
>losing 5-14 in a game
>put on Going the Distance from Rocky on repeat
>we end up tying
felt so fucking good
ayyyyyyyy
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/670376238389837824
>>123598353
He shot him
>NiP toggles
>>123598386
>we
>>123598429
kek
>>123598429
>thorin damage control already
>"GOD ALLU"
SWEDEN
YES
>>123598429
>he learned from the best.
>camera goes to allu
>running with bomb out
le epic bot meme
>These casters
Absolutely disgusting
Consider the following:
>C9 got rid of Hiko because hes an ugly fat fuck.
>>123598491
But he hates nip
>this crowd
MY FUCKING SIDES
Consider the following:
>C9 got rid of sgares because hes an ugly fat fuck
>>123598580
>believing the script
huehuehue
get_right: 6-17
friberg: 7-17
>>123598491
>not following the scene
swede cûcks
:)
>European top3 team losing to some huehues
are they seriously cheering for NiP?
I think we can all agree this swedish crowd is the worth
>WHAT UP NOW SWEDES
>huebags chimping out at crowd
[BR]aSiL ViVaLo HUEHUEHUEHUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
I, for one, welcome our new BR overlords.
>losing to literal hues
it's over for nip they should disband
le half life 3 meme
ty 4 da 25 value swekuks
>reddit: the casters
:baka:
ok, time to shuffle NiP
Why is NIP so bad now. What happened?
>>123598887
you could say the same about Envyus, bruh
>>123598886
Thanks, Kent...
>People think they are watching high quality CSGO
>These teams got 16-0'd and 16-4'd by semi-performing Fnatic
>more epic half life 3 jokes
ROFFLE anders and semmler are OUR GUYS!
theyre so in tune with our culture and funny memes!
when the fuck will ddk and james become the standard for casting
when the fuck will 2gd finish reborn so we can play a good game free of cancer
>>123598960
where are le 4chan casters guise?
>>123599042
kill yourself
>>123598837
they are just helping them realize what is happening.
great cs
HUEHEUHEU
>that get right
FALLLLEENNNNN
COOLLLLLDLLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLD
BTFO
HAHA
CÛCK TEARS
BTFO
YOOOOOO LOL
>nipfags slain
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
FAVELAS
>FAVELAS
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>>123598996
well yeah they need to get rid of apex and kio
>>123599020
To be fair i'm pretty sure the 16-0 was the first game with the 2 new players, still pretty shit tho.
>>123599110
>this mad
are you liking the site, reddit?
>semmler so asshurt at nip getting fucked that he has to talk shit about na
what a fag
>>123599020
Fuck if I know, I came here to make fun of swedes.
Is VP the only team who can contest Fnatic?
>its le epic brazilian undermonkeys win script
nice one
S W E D E N B T F O
W
E
D
E
N
B
T
F
O
FUCK SEMMLER FUCK ANDERS FUCK NIO FUCK SWEDEN HAHAHA
>>123599215
Individually outskilled by Fnatic though.
At least this team will not disband like G2 right?
