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>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?1rr14qe68jfg1ey
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
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Slablands changelog:
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IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
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http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
Hey, you, browsing this shit! Consider writing/editing for Slablands to COMBAT THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, FUTA, FEMDOM MENACE! (note: writing a submission is actually a pretty huge undertaking! Consider adding content for existing contributions or joining other people's projects first before starting your own, we don't need 6576534 half-finished unique NPCs.)
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>Wiki
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Slablands maps:
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Previously: >>123188756
Fluffy lolis
>>123537191
We must impregnate all of the fluffy
>>123537254
>>123537191
Muh niggas fluffy is the best.
Making lewd gestures at the priest as he tries to deliver his sermons and making him stammer and mess up.
I for one support the uprising of fluffy waifus
>>123537191
>>123537254
>>123537320
Wrong.
Scales superior.
I don't expect the tyrannical fluffmongers to agree though.
>>12353737
They're too good to be stopped.
>>123537191
>>123537254
>>123537320
>>123537375
>>123537487
All of this good taste.
L0lis we need more.
>>123537638
This more raptors when
>had McDonald's for dinner
>4 year old sister eating a burger and she's at that age where she wants you to test her genius by asking what colors/shapes/letters/whatever things are
>"Hey, do you know what beef's made out of?"
>"No."
>"Cows."
>"Oh-"
>her eyes get big and sad and she looks down at her half-eaten burger in shock
well shit
>>123537337
Having him get so angry he gives you a righteous dicking
>>123538032
>McDonald's for dinner
I am so sorry for you
>>123538147
The story's actually a lot sadder if you wanna hear it.
>>123538286
Sure, I'll listen.
>>123538032
>mcdonalds
>beef
She has nothing to worry aboutl.
>>123538328
Okay, this is a good one.
So my grandma's planning to do a thanksgiving thing, right? All the family there, fun times, whatever. My dad has 3 other kids all under 5 and his sister that he hates is there, so he makes an excuse and plans to just chill at home. Like a week before Thanksgiving my step-mom's like "is NAME (me) planning on going over there?" and he's like probably, but it'd be rude to ask grandma because it'd imply that she might forget about one of her grandkids (of which she only has a handful). Speed up and it's the day before Thanksgiving and he sends me a text like "I know you're probably going to grandma's, but if you want to come over instead and do something smaller we'd love to have you."
Now I haven't heard word one about grandma's Thanksgiving thing. She never called me, texted, nothing. So I'm like sure let's do it.
Then I guess on Thanksgiving while he's driving over to pick me up she texts him like "did anyone ask what NAME is doing?" So she did actually forget about me, and he got pissed about it. Apparently he didn't even answer her texts or anything.
and then nobody wanted to cook and McD was the only place open which was weird because it's a shitty holiday and it's like closing all the food places because it's Father's Day or some shit. Like it's just a day everyone argues and eats turkey, chill. But I live for that Chicken club or whatever sandwich so whatev.
tl;dr: my grandma forgot I existed and Thanksgiving celebrators need to take it down a notch, it's not that important.
I feel like if I fine-tune some of the timing of the story this could be some really good self deprecating material. Gonna practice it on my roommate when she gets back.
>>123539014
Old people.
>>123539787
She's middle-aged.
>>123539982
His point stands.
Noble girls who hohoho
>>123540302
Tru. Anyone older than me is an old person.
>>123540393
I'd rather they ohoho, ohohoho~
Reminder to put your fluffy every day
>>123537638
truer words have never been spoken
King punch that destorys castles when
cool necromancer who wears sick shades and uses a magic wand. but then he finds out he doesn't need the wand, the magic was in him the whole time.
>>123537487
You can't stuff the fluffy
>>123547027
Pillowsmade with fluffy tails
massaging your goatboy's wiggly listeners
>>123537462
stay made fluffy hater and accept the fluffy
>>123539014
That's terrible, but at least your dad and sisters wanted you to hang out.
>>123537638
With big butts
>>123537337
Turning him into a girl
Seems like that pirate girl was part of a set.
Brown girls with fluffy tails
>>123553116
Fluffy girls with brown tails
>>123553116
>>123553856
fluffy tails with brown girls
Becoming king of kings
God waifus
secret Superbosses when?
Boxing girls
>>123559738
kanga girl
Cute dragongirls from bad fan material.
>>123537815
Soon I hope.
Topless muscle girl with messy hair winking at you and with her tongue poking out the corner of her mouth
>>123525812
Hurrigains
>>123550627
>>123567337
This is the wrong thread for your over-exaggerated cartoonish anatomy.
>>123567419
Don't listen to this sourpuss
>>123568430
Stop being an idiot for stupidity's sake.
>>123568525
Get those lemons out of your vagina
"Evil" sorceress who just wanted your dick.
>>123568896
Why not just ask? Is she shy or just a giant bitch?
sharing a bed with three loli sisters and fucking them all through the course of the night trying to stay as quiet and possible in order to not wake the others up
>>123569195
Well maybe she didn't know you were alive or something.
>>123523065
I hope that image is true because my sides
>>123567096
Fund it.
>>123552929
source ?
Girls who hate a fruit that gave them the power to control strings
>>123575043
>hate
ambos
>>123563164
>bad
You take that back.
>>123579672
I think they mean the fan material itself is bad but a concept from it is cute.
>>123579672
It's a DBGT fancomic. Of course it's bad.
>>123579838
Which is wrong. DBAF is a masterpiece.
>>123579950
Nope.
>>123581238
A masterpiece of ruse since AF means April Fools.
Kitten girls
Teaming up with a melee specialist and punching everything to death. Hurriedly telling him no or changing his mind whenever he offers to fist you.
shy wolf girl
>>123587270
raped wolf girl
>>123588015
don't do this
>>123588112
But raped is past tense anon. I can't time travel.
Bring back kobold jester girl
>>123588410
d e d
e
d
>>123588015
Shit taste.
>>123588401
D O N T
O
N
T
rape wolf girls
Sidekick who all but worships the PC. Waking up to him just crouching beside the bed, staring at you and he tells you he was whispering his name all night so he could continue adventuring with you even in your dreams.
>>123587270
Giving her a big hug.
>>123588652
wolfgirls raping other wolfgirls
>>123588410
>>123588543
What even are slab Kobolds
>>123588672
yes
>>123588816m-maybe?
>>123567226
I am calling my mom, you are in big trouble.
>>123588852
I think the jester was a basically a little lizardgirl with small tits.
Depends on who writes them though, I guess
>>123589496
Oh, so the lizard depiction.
Not the canine one or the kinda traditional'ish one where they're actually small humans.
Around elves watch yourselves
>>123592869
remember to bully all knife ears on sight
>>123592869
>>123593082
Inside elves empty yourselves.
>>123593082
>all knife ears
so all humanoids with knife ears are elves now?
racist
>>123593282
>>123593180
EIDF please leave
You never know when an elf may impale themselves on your dick.
>>123593420
>using elves for sexual gratification = defense now
>>123590695
I don't want eternal life,
I don't wish to suffer eternally.
>>123594520
Maybe you should create a better life for yourself instead of being a passive victim.
>>123594520
eternal life in the 2D plane anon.
>>123594587
I like this idea more >>123594656
>>123518645
Die monster.
Brave mouseboy swordsman.
>>123598984
Completely taking apart the mouseboys in a duel and cementing your victory by throwing him to the ground and viciously raping him until his once-virgin asshole gapes and oozes your cum
>>123599598
I stopped reading halfway through the sentence the first time because my brain autofinished it with "throwing him in a pond." and I got so outraged.
But rereading it, yeah that's fine.
>>123599898
Can mouseboys even swim
>>123600208
Probably. NY Times say mice hate swimming and men.
Watching mouseboys squirm underneath you as the tip of your dick presses against his entrance, savouring his whimpers and squeaks as you move your hips ever so slowly, the pressure constantly increasing as your cock spreads him open with an agonising sense of inevitability and begins to sink inside between his trembling thighs.
Seriously though around elves
Rip and tear
>>123601651
Giving him a nice mug of hot cocoa afterwards and curling up together under a blanket, his soft ears tickling your skin.
>>123602717
Well if you think he'd want to snuggle up with the person who beat him up, brutally raped him and stole his virginity so that the cute mousegirls wouldn't want him.
>>123602717
hot cocoa is a hell of a pursueder.
Tank.
Training so hard when you should have died from it and surpassing human limits.
>>123606585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto
>>123606703
Sorry, that window already sailed for the PC. Maybe they can help somebody else though.
>>123606703
Training pretty averagely and somehow becoming so powerful you defeat all your enemies in onekick
>>123607947
Training whenever the mood strikes you & somehow becoming so good you leave all your opponents floored in onethrust.
>>1236090212lewd
kinda off-topic but why there wasn't any loli/shota in CoC?
>>123610493
Fen hated it. But anon, we don't talk about that game here. Slablands only.
>>123610608
oh ok, what a faggot.
but why is there coc in the general's name then
>>123610834
Read the history doc. History is why.
If you're not watching one punch man you're living your life incorrectly.
>>123610929
I refuse to. The only part I'm interested in is him and gay robot getting together, and it's easier just to read/look at fanart for that then bothering with the entire show.
Thanks giving is a shit holiday
Gigantic nerd who dresses up in rags to scare people but it still a skinny dork who gets scared of the dark.
>>123612359
And his best friend who is an insufferable douchebag who likes puzzles and clingy green clothes.
>>123606746
I am now reminded of Cosby Bebop.
Now I'm reminded of the times when we could make fun of Bill Cosby and not think he was some crazy pervert.
>>123612489
>>123612359
And their sworn enemy, a buff batboy who's part of the local guards.
http://glue123.deviantart.com/art/Little-Pip-Dress-Up-game-336954371
what?
>actually has a shit ton of options
wait what?
>>123614769
>Ponies
Yeah no.
>>123614829
And there isn't any. It's so weird, it's like they looked up what the most popular fanbase was and threw it in the game name.
Enraged mannequin
We need deer girls for Christmas. Muscley deer girls.
Does santa exist in slab?
>>123615098
I might write a busty, spotted deer girl for christmas, but she would not be muscular. It would probably be stealth sex, with the rest of her deer girl friends loitering around while you fuck behind a tree.
>>123615214
Should he?
>>123615261
Nah. Somebody inspired? Maybe. Not the man himself. Be creative.
>>123615258
Sounds nice.Maybe you can promise the other girls they'll get a chance next year.
>>123615214
The Christmas elf has a very Christmas setup, where he/she does the whole naughty/nice thing and has Christmas-style paraphernalia, but there's no direct mention of Santa or a boss of theirs that I recall.
Cracking your knuckles, neck, and genitals to intimidate your opponents.
>>123537638
Please yes
Nuns
>evens OC shit
>odds relax
>0 project
Fucking a prince in exchange for a hiding place and alibi after you stole some shit from the royal treasury.
>>123623016
Stealing the prince as a royal treasure.
>>123623074
Stealing the prince and replacing him with a peasant of an equal weight.
Making the same stupid face at someone every day until they lose their shit.
>>123538032
She doesn't have to worry. Mcdonalds stopped using actual beef a long time ago they just use plastic now.
>>123617874
How would even do the last one.
...Actually, nevermind. I don't wanna know.
>>123623730
>never popped their pussy/cracked their dick
you've never truly gotten down to business then
Riding a bandit, giving him orgasm after orgasm until he passes out from exhaustion and you steal all his shit.
>>123592869
But I like elves.
>>123629017
Would you want to cuddle one?
>>123629070
I want an elf husbando, but just as a trophy. Not to get affectionate with.
>>123629317
Don't emotionally abuse your elves.
>>123629070
Yes I would cuddle one.
>>123629530
No worries, it's not just elves I treat that way.
9.0.7 is latest right?
A handsome chef, and all he cooks are those chocolate desserts where you pour fire on it to melt it open. You know the ones.
>>123629803
Op should be the lasted
>>123538061
What would a righteous dicking even be like? Quoting verses at you while he pins you to the bed by the wrists? Making you beg god for forgiveness while he teases you?
is there a quality check or can any idiot write stuff for this?
>>123629803
You mean 8.0.7 right
>>123630401
Well I'm here, so probably the latter.
>>123630513
my question was more of
"will whoever decides things reject content for being too low quality or unsavoury?"
"are there standards?"
>>123630864
Yes. Personally I think they're a bit too light on the standards, but they're there.
>>123631076
thanks
fuck it, ill give this a go. as long as someone will stop me if its too bad.
>>123631214
What do you have in mind?
>>123630401
Anybody can write, it's just that it has to be within the rules and writing guidelines. It's not a big deal if this is your first time writing or you make any errors, because I should catch anything during editing.
>>123631268
nothing. my plan is to scroll through and find something i can add to, then add to it.
>>123631509
In regards to adding things to older projects, you'll have to remember to get permission from the original writer first.
>>123631509
Thank god, I'm in the same boat as you. I'm thinking of adding something to something since it's too intimidating to start something new
>>123632321
What is that something?
>>123632604
Nothing at the moment. Been browsing the project list but not too sure about the inactive projects since they haven't been updated for awhile
>>123609181
Introducing pure maidens to the wide world of lewd.
A German Shepard dogboy bounty hunter who likes to leave bite marks on you. Whether they're from a fight or a fuck is up to you.
>>123538147
I remember was MCD was actually something not too awful to eat. I miss those days.
>>123631402
alright i have a txt document full of a scene i randomly chose to write about from the pastebin.
want me to send you it so you can give it a look over (im no expert btw)
you are the guy making this right?
who the fuck decided to have ducktales playing the the intro?
>>123637696
What did you even write about? Post it here.
>>123637789
k, its quite long, im not sure about the word limit here.
its also lewd is that ok?
im also no expert so dont expect a masterpeice
>>123637696
I'm not the programmer, but I am the editor. Things will usually go through me before they reach Tatoba, who programs the game.
If you have a pastebin, you can just link it. Either in an email to me at [email protected] or in the thread. Despite what the other person is implying, it's perfectly okay to send things to me in private if you like. However, if you want your project to be edited and finalized, it needs to be in a googledoc, as that allows commenting and suggestions and thus makes my job a lot easier.
>>123637884
Keep it in a pastebin or googledoc link.
>>123637926
its 10,000 characters anyway so too much for here. ill make a google docs
>>123637926
idk how to use google docs.
this link work?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1th9FR4f1PQJvTD3-qoThT55w7ImYTmqTLkGU26-_lLY/edit?usp=sharing
>>123638327
Nope. Click the blue button in the upper right corner of the doc, and choose to allow anyone with the link to comment.
>>123638362
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1th9FR4f1PQJvTD3-qoThT55w7ImYTmqTLkGU26-_lLY/edit?usp=sharing
>>123638495
Alright first off, you're going to have to apply basic grammar here. Like capitalization and punctuation.
>>123638495
This is horrible. You might as well scrap it and start a new thing.
>>123638583
that can be fixed, just read it first
oh yeah, i thought we would be using the bottom of the screen vn style a la renpy not the full screen covering style that we are so i put everything in short sentences to fit in the little box at the bottom. hence the lack of full stops at the end of sentences, each line represents a fresh dialogue box.
>>123638623
i suppose this is what im here for too.
>>123638703
You mean you didn't even play the game before you wrote that?
>>123638750
that is correct
>>123638781
Please do that first.
>>123638703
Anon, it's kinda hard to read as it is. I'm not going to go through and mark everywhere you need to clean up the grammar, because that's every sentence. I'll edit anything, but I at least expect for you to have proper capitalization and punctuation.
>>123638750
>>123638781
You probably should give the game a play and check out all the documents in the OP. Most of them are important, but for something like this the writing style guide would have the most benefit.
>>123638828
ill just get my time machine shall i
>>123638893
the thing is i just spent a little more than an hour on that even if it isnt used i would be grateful if you would at least read the entire thing through so i can be satisfied with my efforts
>>123638975
Please write something that's readable before you demand that others read it for you.
>>123638975
Most one-offs like this take a week, minimum, to be finished. I skimmed the whole thing already if that makes you feel better, but it's not going to be edited like this.
>>123639070
ok ok , i likely wont finish it.
i wont put the effort in to re-write it if it doesnt have potential. probably should have played the game first huh.
tell me besides grammar, is the content shit?
>>123639182
Well in regards to premise it's fine, chasing down and raping a loli urchin and all. Think I've heard someone suggest that exact thing before, even. Yet there are a lot of issues in regards to style and word choice that I noticed, PC dialogue is something we definitely don't allow for one, and terms like "girlpussy" are kinda silly, which is also frowned upon when used by the second person narrator.
>>123639182
Among other issues with the content, it's got lolipeewhich I don't mind but unfortunately it is somethingwhich isunfortunatelybanned from Slablands. It might be worth something later, but you'll basically need to write the entire thing from scratch.
>>123639291
ok, that kind of feedback is what i wanted.
feel free to discard this, maybe you will see me surface again as an anon you wont recognise. that is if i feel like trying again. maybe, its a fun project, the type i've always wanted to try helping with if only in a small way.
>>123639341
thanks
>>123639341
Yep, sure does. It comes in right at the end out of nowhere too, so if it ever got cleaned up it'd be very easy to cut.
>>123639425
Feel free to clean this up or give things another shot later, not like anyone is going to hold it against you. Just the fact that you like the project enough to spend time writing for it already means a lot, and even if you don't write again hopefully you'll keep having fun with the game.
Daily reminder fluffy tails on girls is your savior
>>123639573
>Mindlessly repeat someone's turn of phrase back at them after reading their post.
Nothing better to make you feel like an idiot who needs to go to sleep.
>>123639986
go to bed, pirate the ebook of lolita and read it on your laptop while you are there.
if you are making a project like this, its a very valuable source of inspiration.
joy in debauched vision!
Making little flower crowns with fairy boys.
>>123641345
Making him a little jesus thorn crown because you're an asshole.
Milfs with fluffy fluffy
Demon manservant who wears tight pants and those weird aprons that don't have the upper part, it's just the lower part. You know what I mean? Well he wears those and also actually cooks the PC meals unlike some people I could mention.
>>123642098
>using that term
>not using mature older woman or something like that
>uncouth
>>123642101
HALF APRONS, FUCK THAT WAS THE WORD
>>123642101
I wonder what other servant staff-positions haven't been filled with ideas yet. Shoe-shiner badger guy?
there wont be forced gay right?
>>123642517
Pretty sure the game never forces anything on anyone.
>>123611041
missing out nigga.
>>123642494
knob polisher snakeboy
fuckkitten
wolf girl
>>123537254
YISSSSS
>>123644281
miniawoooo
>>123642615
I prefer the smut desu
don't need to watch previous episodes to appreciate that robo dick
with regards to "unsavoury phrases" being used by the narrator such as boypussy, fuckpet etc
must the narrator strictly use technical terms or is some metaphor and aesthetic touch acceptable?
Jade girl who is a loli and talismans
>>123645904
Just don't call it a boi/boy/girlpussy, cunny or flower and you will basically be ok unless you get really over the top on the metaphor side.
Would you cum on a musclegirl's abs?
>>123646920
meat tower?
entropy blunderbuss?
her femininity?
male spear?
etc
>>123646920
yes
>>123538347
Mcdonalds is so shit
>>123637323
It's always made me sick, but I used to go absolutely fucking bonkers for their chicken salad thing. It's too expensive though.
>>123647407
Those are all terrible, you're fitting in fine.
>>123541568
more fluffy
>>123650003
more fluffy
[Muffled rap music playing in the distance]
>>123547069
Your mother is a pillow
>>123651339
where the hood where the hood where the hood at...
Lolis get too much attention
Shotas when?
Is it possible to NTR someone emotionally or is it strictly a sexual thing?
>>123552929
This image needs more fluffy tails
>>123561387
Yes please
anyone writing straight shota?
>>123567096
who
>>123568896
I don't blame her. I'd want my dick to.
>>123656442
You'd want your dick to what?
>>123570141
>not fucking the others
>>123570141
>>123660485
Doing them one at a time then seeing to them all at once.
Doing them quietly so their older sister doesn't get jealous.Doing them not-so-quietly so their older sister gets jealous & wants a turn.
>>123660485
Anon it clearly says you fuck them all just one at a time
love
Gmilf
>>123661837
OG MILF
Becoming a teacher at a school of lolis and banging them all.
>>123663907
It'd be like Joshilock, only it's lolis now.
>>123661227
rape is love
>>123664519
>Joshilock
What?
>>123665940
rape is bad
rape isnt love
>>123666783
anon pls how can someone truly know you love them unless your cum is running down their thighs and you've left them sobbing in a dark, empty alley
>>123667052
no, i'd rather wake up next to her the next morning and make her breakfast
>>123667206
Much better.
