jingle bells, miqote smells
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>123483745
Any other nice house to visit ?
Boobzilla
plonker
Please post c@s…
>he doesn't have a 4chan gf
post cute lala girls and lewd c@ and au ra butts
There is and never will be proof of voices or images of Sera or Vjera.
this is a F A C T
People may say they have proof but nothing is even proven.
Xth for no EB
>>123512319
stop killing my boner, faggot.
>>123512319
>>123512243
Fuck off and keep last threads drama in last thread.
>>123512257
The idea is to make a harem and not be tied down
but for real, this book is kinda macabre, you're basically splitting the moogle in half
>>123512319
Who are these cuties
nth for femroeor Thavnairian
>>123512182
Yes?
>>123512427
ill split you in half, boy.
>>123512427
>tfw try to look at the book but eyes keep going down to the bulge
wew
New general, guess my food drive is rip.
Thank you everyone for coming out, and I hope I helped a bit in someway.
I'll probably plan something for Christmas coming up, and do another drive of some sort.
Thanks again everyone, and I hope you've had at least a good day.
putty come hang out w/ me
>>123512205
Twat.
>>123512164
this isn't real is it?
>>123512570
ok who are you
>>123512553
neck yourself
>>123512553
Obligatory shut up Ippiki.
>>123512626
ima potato
>>123512421
Fuck that, i'm a massivehand holdingfaggot who wants to do lots of lewd but also wants tocuddle and go on adventures
Besides harems don't have the best continuity and like I said above, i'm a massive faggot who gets a hard on for developing narrative.
>>123512553
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>123512617
Yeah
>>123512553
They'll never do timestamps/vocaroo or anything of the sort, all you got is word of mouth which is fucking pointless.
>>123512524
Thanks for the fun, friend.
Happy thanksgiving and see you on the next drive.
>>123512085
all i want for christmas
is lala
>>123512224
>>123512553
Yo.
>>123512617
Of course not.
Whats a decent bard rotation? Trying fix up my made up stuff
>>123512724
oh...
>Meet Vjera at the airport
>Sit down for food
>She does this
What do
>>123512837
Did you catch my mention last thread pham?
>>123512764
all i want for christmas is a pure husband
>>123512846
ask harpuia rivers, the slayer of the manipulator
>>123512760
No problem, at least it was fun. I mean, not a lot happened, and it was pretty short. But at least people came out, so that was worth while by itself.
>>123512847
what..
>>123512848
eat my burg
>>123512212
why do people always have such a hard time with thornmarch extreme...been trying to get the striking tree extreme for days
>>123512443
FemroeThavnarian
>>123513135
Because instead of Zerg it is a controlled DPS check.
midlanders and stuff and happy thanksgiving woooo bye
>>123513135
Because it involves mechanics more complicated than DPS rushing and a rigid dance routine.
>>123513135
Thornmarch is hard to brute force. If a mechanic exists that puts people in a delicate environment then you can be sure people will fuck it up. Every time.
Whatever team designed it deserves more work.
>>123513150
please be my boyfriend
>>123513135
It can come down to luck without coms but its easy once you know who has what
>>123513052
:--/
>>123512553
Post a current timestamp Ippiki.
>>123513150
tfw i will never reach out and grab anti by the hand
>>123512848
so thats a dude right
>>123513150
Suspicious-looking femroe.. Which of these do you wish to abduct?
>TFW all this talk of my pictures reminds me of the end of the Jocelyn saga in /WoWG/.
Nobody fucking listened to me. I was to be the Herald.
>>123512914
if you're a lala
i can be pure for you
>>123513438
>Jocelyn saga
Are you a dragon ball?
>>123513438
You're coming back for Legion right?
>>123513438
what happened to jocelyn, i havent been on wowg in forever
>>123513449
sorry im a catboy...
>>123513438
You talk a big game but you'll never post proof.
>Ippiki actually walks the walk and talks the talk
>everyone else here is too cowardly to even think of doing anything of the sort
lol yellow bellied xivg
Alright, new player looking to roll a potato.
Do I make a sagely old male or delicate young female?
And the day ends, and I go back to my lonely igloo.
I'm actually very surprised that not a lot of thread personalities came out to be honest. I was hoping to feed some famous thread people, but there was a lot of lesser / not as rampant avatars that came out. Either way, today was a good day, I didn't have to use my AK.
>>123513549
spuki go to sleep
>>123513517
She'll be dead by then ;_;
>>123513626
you make a delicate, cute young female than become my gf.
Which server you're going to roll senpai?
>>123513592
Shut up Ippiki.
>>123513592
go away ippiki
>>123513642
in a minute im heating up my hot water bottle
>>123513626
girl and be my girlfriend
>>123513592
heres me irl dont share it pls
>>123513739
>>123513715
>so afraid and frightened all they can do is spout one-liners
lol keep it up
>>123513502
Yes.
>>123513517
Eh, maybe. Just to try it out.
>>123513549
Did some dumb shit, fucked some guys from 4chan. Had a lot of nudes that I dumped. Tricked some guy out of 300 bux for a necklace.
Ye Olde pancake tits.
>>123513582
Fortunately for me an unfortunately for you, I don't have to because the people I interact with know who I am. But keep thinking by saying this I'm actually going to humour you.
>>123513706
>>123513767
But I'm a dude. Server is undecided as I'm in character creation.
>>123513821
https://vine.co/v/eA79Ojtbenw
>>123512764
You better watch out!
You're gonna die!
Lover of lalas, I'll tell you why:
Kazuhira Miller is coming to town~
>>123512846
>BRD
>rotation
You mean what's a good opener to use? That depends on your skill speed. BRD follows a priority system instead of a rotation. The bare bones of your priority system should look like this:
1) Get Straight Shot up.
2) Windbite then Venomous Bite.
3) Iron Jaws for refreshing DoTs around the 3s mark. Apply buffs just before casting so you can get two sets of buffed DoTs.
4) Sidewinder if both DoTs are up.
5) Misery's End.
6) Bloodletter.
7) Empyreal Arrow.
8) Straighter Shot. Make sure you have plenty of time left on your DoTs and Bloodletter is on cooldown.
9) Flaming Arrow.
10) Use Empyreal Arrow right after a Straighter Shot if you can hold onto the proc for less than 6 seconds.
10) Heavy Shot.
11) Repelling Shot if Bloodletter's on cooldown. Can be held onto if needed for a quick escape.
12) Blunt Arrow if Bloodletter's on cooldown. Can be held onto if a cast needs to be interrupted.
>>123513843
>I'm a dude
so what? Once you log in you're a cute lala.
also EU or NA?
Today I ate a cookie given to me by a nice man.And I was too slow to capture it properly.
>>123513823
wew, poor jocelyn
>>123513970
way2go
>>123513970
You coulda asked for seconds, silly.
>>123513135
it will be better when you'll come to the best server:^)
>>123513820
Man, why can't you convince your friends to get the good artists like you?
>>123514004
>Poor.
Nah, I knew how she was from the start but I still tried to be her friend and help her.
Then she turned into a mean bitch and I had to get out of that shit. MFW the white knights literally said they'd "dox" me in Mumble.
MFW months after everyone came around and realized how awful she was.
Can dump the nude folder of you want. But it's pretty nasty.
>>123513438
jocelyn was one of the worst kind of women
she just ate up the attention that she was a "girl gamer" and let her ego get inflated to the point that she forgot she was a disgusting hambeast
having to listen to the horn dogs in shreks jump over each other to m'lady that planet was honestly horrifying
>>123514136
oh that's not my commission i just saved it from the thread once : 3
>>123513263
Are you cute?
>>123513350
You can if you just believe.
>>123513437
Both is the only correct answer.
>>123514281
>she just ate up the attention that she was a "girl gamer" and let her ego get inflated to the point that she forgot she was disgusting
Sounds familiar
>>123514218
do it faggot
>>123513820
>>123514281
>tfw you will never be a girl gamer with an army of thirsty orbiters
>>123514341
>Both
The elezen is the correct answer, miqo'te simply abduct themselves into femroe territory. For crimes against femroekind you are to be kept in solitude for three days!
SEIZE THEM.
>>123514476
go to bed this instant or im cutting off your bitty supply
>>123514281
It all started when she got mad at me for trying to help her get good at Discipline Priest/Shadow Priest after watching me hard carry people.
Ran all the math and tried to sit down with her for an hour explaining shit.
But apparently I was being mean and calling her bad.
>>123514407
Lemme upload. Hope you have eye bleach.
Damn I miss Pozy.
>>123514407
a.pomf.cat/nqdjrx.7z
>>123514710
ok mummy
>>123514218
any better than togi-chan?
>>123514802
I think he said he misses the "old" you
You've changed, Vjamas
>>123514802
urgh, couldn't you have just made an imgur folder instead?
>>123514802
what the fuck is this vjera
>>123514802
regret
>>123515003
this desu, I'm not downloading shit from here
I wish I would have befriended Vjera better when she was still on Balmung.
She was one of the more pleasant people I met.
But all my ignorant ass 'friends' were like "Nah brah, she's bad for you."
>>123515064
it's legit, just... gross
>>123514802
mfw
>>123515228
tfw mfw tf
>>123514869
Worse.
>>123514908
The old me was an uptight super hitler bitch, though.
TFW Pozy. TFW I'll never be grossed out by the omelet or semen on hand pics again.
TFW no more Pizzacat fun times or WoWG FLEX raids.
TFW no more RIPiP MSV team.
TFW no more Asstro being upset at me for having amnesty in the guild despite shit-posting in threads.
TFW Kari is a FUCKING qt.
>>123515003
Too lazy. Take it or leave it.
>>123515036
She worked at build a bear.
>>123515063
I know. Makes my stomach churn.
>>123515140
>befriending evil
>subjecting yourself to the brainwash
Have you not noticed? Everyone associated with them acts very cultish, and if you dare separate from the cult, you get ridiculed and harassed for months on end.
>someone sent me a tell and is acting cutesy
>completely out of the blue and a new character leaf
Suspicion levels rise.
>>123514802
i dont know why i expected better
>>123515338
That happened to me, we became friends then she started to snapchat me her nudes.
>>123515304
yeah at least togi had that kind of frumpy pedo-babysitter appeal going on for her
>>123515187
Gold comment of this thread. You win ten ERPs, 70,000 MGP, three-day Aether Current attunement in Eastern La Noscea, and a car.
>>123515338
Do it pussy
MAKE SOME ERP LOGS WITH ME SO I CAN SHAME YOU
Vjera, why are you fat shaming a fellow woman?
Shouldn't you like, hold solidarity with one another and shit?
tfw you get vjera to send u nudes and she has a dick
still waiting to hang out puddle..
>>123514802
I daresay she's pretty cute, stop being so picky guys. Not beautiful, but pretty cute.
>>123515446
>solidarity with one another
How can it experience those if it isn't human?
You get shamed if you contest its agenda
>>123515304
Why don't you go back to wowg if you miss it so much
Not like you play this game either
>The only friend I made in ffxiv asks me what kinda character I like best
>Say elezen
>They make a qt elezen wife for me on Balmung
>They had to buy a fantasia to do that
>My subscription ends in 18 hours
I can't leave unless I break a heart.
>>123514692
I am clearly a femroe.
>>123515612
Drop an email, mate. I'm feeling a bit generous.
>>123515140
I just want to play games. Hit me up in Steam etc.
>>123515349
Jocelyn was mega gross dude. Worst offense is how dirty she kept her fucking room.
>>123515423
Yeah.
>>123515446
>Fat shaming.
Don't care that she's fat. I care that she's disgusting.
I make fun of T.R. for being a whale all the time, though.
>>123515534
If that's yer 'hing.
>>123515557
Legion.
Botting isn't as safe because Warden/Tripwire are 2gud.
>>123515335
>Everyone associated with them acts very cultish
Elaborate.
I remember back when I was playing WoW I never really went to the general because it was a disgusting cesspool. And now I come here. Whoops.
>>123515612
Explain to them why you can't or won't play anymore, I am sure they will understand.
>>123515660
Please stop slutting up Leviathan.
>>123515428
i'm sorry you made the same mistake i did and saw it
>>123515534
i didn't think much of it... then i saw the texts in there and that just made the whole thing kinda sad.
>>123515438
shut up nerd. i don't erp
>>123515413
sounds like a plan my guy.
>>123515750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
>>123515805
I didn't, I just really liked the delivery of your post.
>>123515797
I don't know what your talking about?
>Vjera hijacked the thread again
>people talking about drama no one cares about
Can we just go back to posting cute girls please?
>bringing /wowg/ shit into /xivg/
fuck off.
>>123515852
everyone erps
i bet you eat pussy too
How do I win the Jumbo Cactpot...
>>123515672[email protected]
>>123515797
I can't play anymore because I'm in some hard times and yes, that $20 a month matters. I didn't expect them to fantasia.
>>123515502
wh o
>>123515894
you are the lucky one my friend.
Lalafell
>>123515915
Maybe better than Yda.
>>123512319
>>123512553
>meme image of a ban evading tranny shitposter is left up
>timestamped image of a straight white male world ranking player is deleted
Really mods?
>>123513346
Just check my YT channel dude
https://youtu.be/hHl9nzfg9Xg
>tfw lag free mudras
just ninja things
>>123516017
when do we get that hair on cash shop?
>>123515896
You want another taste of the ole backhand ?
>>123515960
They will understand if you tell them it's a financial thing. Maybe they will ever add you on some outside messenger service so you can still hang out and be friends.
>>123516040
What show?
>>123516069
you are like 4 week late
>>123515936
I absolutely 110% will not ever under any circumstances eat pussy.
Vaginas are useful for the sole purpose ofcreampies
and thenbeing like man that was dumb but whatever take this pill
>>123516017
>tfw falling in love
I know it's just so people idling in the spot know the FATE is about to activate, but the heavy boot sounds she makes makes her seem so powerful. Power is arousing to me.
>>123516069
can you stop blogging your ugly fucking lizard please?
>>123515750
That art is nice, wanna be friends?
>>123516054
world ranking? did you even clear a4s?
>>123516054
The hero we need
>>123516202
Sideways
>>123516151
Yeah, I've been waiting online for them to pop on to explain. If nothing else I could send them an in game mail about it.
>>123516269
>not having a thread about FFXIV
What is wrong with you.
>>123516243
Weird how I read those last two lines and immediately thought of The Matrix.
>>123516243
>he wouldn't eat his girl out
>>123516269
Adult males on Balmung is what it's all about.
>>123516276
Sure, as long as you don't try to solicit ERP from me.
>>123516361
Because these threads hardly ever remain about XIV.
>>123516243
>Not eating that booty.
Bruh.
anyone who hasnt finished the manderville quests able to get a close up of nashu's face for me?
I'm trying to make her in the character creator and this is the closest ive gotten.
>>123516243
>not wanting to eat out a girl
At least you like creampies, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to munch rugsand fit a hand in there, too.
>>123516243
beta motherfucker tryna act alpha
knows zero shit about frame
>>123516017
>better
puffy vulva > yamato nadeshiko
>>123512883
Did not. Whats up?
>>123516505
>man says he doesnt like eating vagina
>chastise him for not performing anilingus
Can you even reading comprehension?
>>123516505
Why would I want to ERP with you?
>>123516505
Would you like to sit on myGordian Shaft?
>>123516692
aids
>>123516276
>>123516505
>masha getting webbed
NOOO
>>123516218
its still feels fuckin amazing though
>>123516273
okey
>>123516370
what pleasure would eating pussy bring me
i'm not that fond of vaginas except as fetish fulfillment tools
who fukken /breeding/ here
who fukken /immediately scrambling for plan b/ here
>>123516627
Large insertion is stellar as well
I know a girl who fit a nerf football up her ass. it was actually amazing and i love her for it
>>123516647
sure
i'm the king baby
i run the underworld, guy
Halonic Friar's Hose are very cute!
How come I've never seen anyone wearing them? What's a good matching top?
>>123516928
where the fuck is pic
>>123516489
I know right.
>>123516680
I know what was said.
>>123516692
You look like you're from Balmung. Had to get that out there preemptively just in case.
>>123516730
No.
>>123516787
Isn't Masha the guy Ninii was dating and got gargle-blasted because he didn't want to commit. Mind you this was all the while Ninii was telling me about all the flirting shit he himself was doing with randos.
>>123516960
I-I can't post my character, that's toolewd...
>>123516054
>this vid made me look back on youtube videos of myself streamin + playing with friends who have become normalfags and/or are gone
fuck
I wish I hadn't lost all my old Dark Souls invasions videos, too.I'd post a pic but I can't be fucked to turn on webcam and find paper + pen shit.
Tfw in love with Vjera
Fuck man, I ate so much and now my stomach hurts and I'm sleepy as fuck.
>>123516269
>Reminder it's not a funny joke to look back in silly situations and have a laugh.
That'd be like your entire life, and future. The punchline is when you die.
leave people talking about vjera
come back people talking about vjera
that's all this general is
>>123516516
>>123517073
meet me someplace if you're on balmung then, i want to see it
>>123517190
We could always try something like 8 chan again...
>>123517190
Just wait untilreal nigga hourswhen the decent avi fags come out
>>123513438
go home nigba
>>123516968
Yes I'm from Balmung, yes I ERP. No I don't want to ERP with you, I've got people for that.
Just kind of got the impression you might be fun to chat with, no strings attached. Though this is 4chan and I won't be positng any personal contacts, so this is probably pointless.
Also "dating", if people didn't post about it from time to time I would have forgotten about it by now.
What the hell? My retainer just gave me this total blast from the past.
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Thormoen's_Subligar
>>123517352
tru thug hours are officially in effect
ABAP is strictly enforced
>>123517130
>Didn't over eat but managed to enjoy all the food that was cooked.
>Someone lit up a scented candle.
>It's making me hungry again.
Well fuck, I hope dps queues are long tonight.
>>123517443
>i read black twitter on imgur im super thug :)
>>123516289
His group blew up before that.
>>123517194
Huh, that's kind of adorable I always kind of ignored those quests.
>>123517443
I get u senpai
>>123517526
u got me :)
>>123517443
bonjour
>>123517526
what if ur actually super thug....
>>123517457
>see myself in the distance
>they still don't know I'm stalking themGood...
>>123517372
quick ventures can snag almost any item, even shit not normally obtainable
>>123517443
>>123517352
it aint late enough yet but im postin it anyway
>>123517693
you can stop banevading your permaban now
>>123517318
I'm not from Balmung, but fine, here they are.
I just thought they had a nice pattern.
>>123517443
I wish I knew what that meant but every time I ask Raubahn he stares at me and the camera occasionally cuts to a close up of him where the lighting is really spooky crimson.
>>123517716
>im so thug i eat my cereal without the milk :D
>>123517443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRG43agvh9k
Nice.
>>123513970
You're cute.
>>123517624
The manderville sidequest is one I don't regret doing. Good humor. Natsu is super under appreciated.
>>123517834
>Latino
>3 dusk vigils and some daily marks
>still short of 52
heavensward was a mistake
>>123517883
Natsu is a worthless miqo'te.
>>123517791
Holy shit this is a blue board.Can they be dyed?
>>123517704
qt as fug
>>123517704
salut?
>>123517936
are they showing u the epic new green frog meme?
>>123517946
she's a troublemaker but she's wife-for-life material.
I feel like its a bit more surprising to find a dungeon body piece faster than seeing it in diadem at this point
>>123517938
>newfags not knowing chad daddy
This little fella run away from you if you chase him o3o
>>123517960
Of course they can't be, they're a dungeon drop form The Vault.
>>123517993
I really think you should spend more time looking for cocks to suck and sit on. I think it would do you some good.
>>123518006
>tfw my sister was going on about rare pepe
It was weird. That stopped when I did a pull up into the door frame.
>>123517789
I'm not ban evading.
Please review global rule 7 and remain on topic.
>>123518038
>Calling anyone new for not giving a shit about hip hop youtube culture
The concept is so white and autistic I had trouble typing it
>>123518005
>>123518032
>>123518035
tru shrug hours
>>123517993
Sure, I can add you on steam. Though I'm going to bed soon-ish so I don't end up feeling like shit when I go to thegymtomorrow morning.
>>123518006
No its fucking like 10 times worse than pepe appropriation.
LITERALLY showing me buzzfeed videos and LEL SO RANDUMB XDDDD
Posting this from my phone trapped in the basement with them hence the album covers as files idk why im attaching this desu
Someone fucking kill me senpai
>>123518194
>hip hop youtube culture
>>123517859
Uhm, okay.
POST CUTE BOYS
>>123518241
Smash that /huh if u up
>retarded shameless ugly permavirgins still pretend to be females and other retarded shameless ugly permavirgins still believe them even though they never showed images of themselves that have a timestamp anyway
Females don't even post in /vg/ threads, you retarded shameless ugly permavirgins. Apparently, if I upload an image of Melonie Mac and I claim to be her, you retarded shameless ugly permavirgins would believe me anyway.
>>123518186
You'd look super cutein padded hand neck and ankle cuffs.
>>123518412
>I-I just wanna hide in my room and try to make fun of neckbeards!
Are you atrophied into a living raisin?
>>123517194
Thanks but its the eyes im not quite sure of and im having trouble finding a good sized picture of her not making a face.
>>123518389
If you only knew . . .
>>123518373
>tfw you warp in right behind two cute elves
>>123518373
>tfw not cute but will post anyways...
>>123518567
Lip color, hair maybe one shade darker,remove potato.
>>123518373
>>123518710
me too...
>>123518373
>>123518389
>foreverial retarded shameless ugly permavirgin fully enjoying it
>>123518808
how do i get surrounded by hotties like that
>>123518801
Killing yourself is far more effective.
Honestly though, if you're have some fears, getting out and doing shit will make things better rather than hiding away scared your entire life. It's only going to get worst as you age.
why do you guys even give a shit about vjera
at this point im confused
>>123518389
>Implying I don't know they're guys
>Implying we don't hop onto Teamspeak for raids and act like everything's normal and we didn't totally just textfuck
>>123519048
How could you not give all your shits about Vjera?
>>123518938
You don't want to associate yourself with the shitposting homo NEET elements, trust me.
>>123518801
Sent:)
>>123519048
who dafuq be dat
>>123519169
but they're hot
>>123519048
Nobody does. They samefag. But this tiny post will be burried and ignored, even though it's actually true.
>>123519207
how new are you exactly or is this some new epic bait
>>123518801
World was here long before you, it'll be around long after your gone, don't worry you're not that important.
