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>New Content:
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HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
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Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffdxS9R6NTE
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/media/THE%20WITCHER%203/Pdf/patch_1_11_changelog_en.pdf
Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
Links:
>slightly newer pastebin, containing Witcher gear locations and TW1+2 info
http://pastebin.com/6pY8GtRE
>Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>ded Gwent Browser Game
http://gwentonline.club/play-gwent-online/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://youtu.be/YrrzVp2HIMk?list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
Previous Thread: >>123001595
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING
>>123279162
SPEAK QUICKLY
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>>123279436
HAG
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>Bruxafu
1.Has read the books but doesn't feel superior about this fact because she is well read in general and recognizes this is no accomplishment. And besides, that there are better books out there anyway.
2. Appreciates the games as an excellent adaptation but also recognizes both their narrative and mechanical flaws.
3. Understands that most of the choices are nuanced and have strong arguments to be made either way. Is always respectful in discussions.
4. Recognizes that not all choices can have the above said about them, but is still courteous to misinformed or ignorant people like Trissfags.
>Your waifu
1. Has never read the books but pretends otherwise. When a mistake is pointed out in her posting, calls her interlocutor an autistic wikifag.
2. Points out factually inaccurate "inconsistencies" in the game's "Lore" gleaned from common community myths and the innaccurate wiki to appear to be a well versed lorefag and to be an epic troll on /wtc/
3. Thinks every choice is cut and dried, calls anyone that made different choices a retarded kek.
4. Nonetheless pretends she doesn't think the above and whines when people talk about topics that do not interest her, saying they should instead talk about the deep choices present throughout the game (as long as they agree with her own choices).
How can anyone like any waifu that is not Bruxafu, when all this has been demonstrated again and again? smhtbqhBruxafu did nothing wrong
:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSY4k9aVyNY
how does one learn polish
>>123279818
With great difficulty because it is a language torn from the darkest depths of abyssal pagan forests. Its phonemes comprise sounds rejected by neighboring languages and its syntax was derived from drunken group recitals from Abdul al Hazed's Necronomicon.the English singer is better
>>123279818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto
Hubert Rejk is a monster just for destroying these vocal cords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4D5tWt1Axs
Post yfw you realized what they were singing about
>>123280445
no offence lad but if I wanted to hear Englishmen speaking their language well I'd turn me on some Fry
on the other hand women speaking some obscure Slavic languages do wonderful things to my willy
>>123280728
Why do you keep doing this?
>>123280889
There's nothing wrong with that screenshot
>>123280598
is the Man of Glass a beast from Slavic mythology? like the Crossroads Demon, has the same MO really
:3
>>123280840
My dick very much enjoys Saskia's Welsh VA speaking English oddly so I guess I can get that.
>>123281079
Most western Indo-European cultures have that dude. In post Christian societies he's often identified as Satan.
There is a specific Polish folktale that is drawn on heavily for this one though, about a sorcerer that made a pact with a "man" named Mr. Mirrory. He tries to outsmart him by putting an unlikely condition on actually selling Mr. Mirrory his soul. He is only to receive it when they meet in Rome. In the end, Mr. Mirrory invites his victim to meet him at an Inn that, it is then revealed, is named Rome.
>>123280728
>no qt ghostfu to keep me company when I'm feeling lonely
Just end my life already
>>123281237
Why do you keep doing this?
>>123279813
>Yennefer looking at another human being
>>123281938
kek
>>123281239
>that story
Hory shet, that's wicked.
:3
>>123281239
fucking Slavs
and you tell these creepy stories to your kids? what the hell
>>123282272
why is she so pissed?
>>123282272
Why do you keep doing this?
>>123282324
They ran out of fisstech.
>>123282272
This is a pretty good reaction image actually.
>>123282208
>>123282317
Most folk tales are creepy and unpleasant. It's just parents watch TV now instead of telling their kids spoopy stories around the campfire so people have forgotten.
>>123282383
d-delete this...
>>123282413
but no other culture invented the Witcher
one Pole in early /kurwa/ threads told me that basically everything had its own guardian or lesser god in Slavic mythology and that people often interacted with those guardians on daily basis
our folk tales are about heroes and naughty children and shit
:3
>>123282887
>but no other culture invented the Witcher
What's your point? The Witcher series mixes myths from lots of cultures, it's not just slavic.
>one Pole in early /kurwa/ threads told me that basically everything had its own guardian or lesser god in Slavic mythology and that people often interacted with those guardians on daily basis
Again, this is common to Indo-European paganism, not purely Slavic. Greeks, Romans, Celts, all did the same thing.
>our folk tales are about heroes and naughty children and shit
About as much as Polish ones.
>>123282413
I don't know, man, none of my country's folktales that I can easily recall are that downright unpleasant.
I mean, I guess the one about a guy being turned into a bear is a bit weird but he got cured of it in the end.
>>123282978
Ciri what have you done to yourself? Did Emhyr make you do this? ;_;
>>123282978
Why do you keep doing this?
>>123283102
What country?
> that I can easily recall
This is the kicker. I guarantee you there are spoopy ones, you just don't know them because no one really tells them anymore. Wanting to be spooked is inherent to human psychology.
>>123254981
Anyone?
>>123283220
You know you're coming off a lot more autistic and weird than he is now.
>>123283268
Yes there are question mark quests in HoS.
>>123281239
>that manface
So glad Saskia doesn't look like that
>>123283472
>manface
u wot
If anything she's manlier in the game.
>>123283472
Manface qts are objectively the best. Good bones, good boning.
>>123283774
this tbqh
Anyone that doesn't like qt pure Nordic or Slavic waifus with a strong jawline and cheeks is probably an insecure pederast
>>123283241
>What country?
Denmark.
Now after thinking a bit on it, while tales themselves aren't known that much, the creatures associated with them are. Our will-o-the-wisp, for example, is actually a "lantern man" who is said to try and lure travellers out into swamps and mires so that they'd drown.
>>123283774
>>123283884
>mfw someone complains that Ciri has a manface
>>123283410
Shit, thanks.
>>123283942
>Denmark
You are from the culture that invented fucking Draugrs.
>>123284009
>>mfw someone complains that Ciri has a manface
I can't see how anyone could ever say that without irony unless they're someone that posts shit like "3dpiggu" and completely means it.
>>123283774
they also mean your sons will be born with lantern jaws
>>123284106
We have trolls too but they're more mischievous than wicked like the Mirrory guy.
>>123284692
They still honor the whole riddle contest thing though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHg3fI5cW7k
I love the HoS main theme. It starts off all slow and spooky and gradually ramps up to full hype levels. by around a minute and a half in, it sounds like Geralt's theme and Gaunter's theme are at war with each other. It's great.
This may be the GOAT soundtrack of a western game.
>>123284743
But they don't strike wicked deals at the cost of your soul.
>>123284954
>slavs
>western
They are glorified Mongols.
>>123285149
IT BEGINS
>>123284954
I personally like Gaunter's theme better.
It fits the expansion and his type of character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A3ODRZUcfA
>>123285208
Sudetenland is still full of Celtic landmarks, slavs came with the horde of Avars. Just saiyan.
>>123285245
That's fine and I like it too. But the Hearts of Stone main theme basically tells the story of the entire expansion in 3.5 minutes of music and i really appreciate that. CDPR have a very good composer(s).
>Galatians 6:7, King James Bible
>"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."
w-what does it mean?!
>>123285392
That's fine and all but Indo-European steppe people and Altaic steppe people from the other side of the continent are not the same thing ethnically, linguistically, culturally, genetically, morphologically...I could go on. Migration waves caused by dudes moving around on the steppe are common to tons of different Western European cultures. I mean hell, it's ultimately why Franks ended up in modern France.
Proto-Slavs didn't even have the traditional steppe nomad lifestyle from what I remember.
:3
>>123285520
be careful what you wish for
there are entities ready to deliver, for a price
>>123285823
manface
>>123285853
delete this NOW
>>123285853
glorious, isn't it?
>>123286206
Hayley Atwell is perhaps the only remaining semen demon on the Isles. Wanna fuck dat manjaw'd titcow
>>123285520
>w-what does it mean?!
It's pretty straightforward, actually.
Every action has its consequences. So if a man sows hatred and sadness, for example, then that is also what he will have to harvest.
In the context of Gaunter, whatever wish you might "sow", he will grow and then come to harvest his side of the deal along with the fine print.
Pretty funny to find such a moral in the New Testament since the idea of 'doing good = receiving good' was reworked twice throughout the Old Testament. First into 'doing good = no result because fuck you' and then later revised to 'doing good = receiving good in the afterlife' so that people would actually still want to follow the religion.
Seriously though...how do I learn Polish?
>>123285830
>>123286379
I wasn't seriously asking that but these are good responses anyway.
>>123286476
Learn Russia, dump the melody, add snake sounds.
Alternatively, learn Czech and get drunk.
>>123286379
>First into 'doing good = no result because fuck you'
I love the bronze age. Everything was shit, and everyone knew it. The only ones having fun were the ones that loved making things even more shit, like the Assyrians.
I want to punch Ciri so hard that she can't walk ever again.
absolute best boi
>>123287315
iris pls stay go
>>123287315
how is his boipussi?
>>123287315
ultimate best boi
>>123287547
I reckon he's deck you proper just for uttering the word "boipussi" in his vicinity, if he's modelled after the Cossack atamans.
>>123287652
that doesn't answer my question
>>123286635
My personal favourite part of the Book of Job is when Job's "friends" come by and start talking shit because Job must be an awful person to end up suffering as much as he did and God then shows up to say that he did it just because he could and wanted to before leaving again.
The revised ending sucks compared to the original.
>>123287715
Bronze Age Semitic War Gods are scary
>>123287623
>ursine armor
:3
>Redanian Free Companies to the Nilfgaardian Emperor!
>O Emperor, Nilfgaardian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Master Mirror himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Northern sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, plough your mother.
>You Vicovaron scullion, Mettina wheelwright, brewer of Toussaint, goat-fucker of Maecht, swineherd of Upper and Lower Sodden, pig of Nazair, Elven thief, catamite of Angren, hangman of Cintra, and fool of all the world and all the spheres, an idiot before the Eternal Fire, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, plough your own mother!
>So the Redanians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the North. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Flame, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>Olgierd von Everec, with the whole Redanian Host.
>>123288347
Sultan got breddy butthurt that day
too bad modern Ukrainians kinda squandered their legacy
>>123288704
They didn't. They're a bunch of drunken idiot thugs now just like they were then.
Funny though.
What would Radovid have done if he knew one of his mercenary captains was an immortal demonologist Cossack?
Is HoS as open ended as the main story in terms of endings and outcomes? Is it likely I'll need to replay it againfor personal satisfactionif I made shitty decisions?
>>123289387
>Is HoS as open ended as the main story in terms of endings and outcomes?
I'd say it's about as open ended as, say, the whole Velen sequence with the Crones and the Bloody Baron.
>Is it likely I'll need to replay it againfor personal satisfactionif I made shitty decisions?
It's entirely possible but nothing on the level of "Well fuck my terrible parenting killed Ciri".
There's also at least one major quest branch long before the ending with mutually exclusive choices to add replay value.
>>123289667
Thanks senpai I'll just play through it on my shitty NG save file and then replay it on my NG+ profile on Death March if I don't like the way things worked out
Heck I'll probably replay it on Death March anyway if there's a trophy for it
>>123289898
The only thing you need to really do to not fuck up in HoS is to not be a shitty person and super greedy
>>123290203
Yeah, this. Only a real asshole would renege on a contract they entered into in good faith and it's easy to avoid.
>>123290203
Death March it is then.
Though I was getting my ass royally kicked in the little I did play. It's a tough choice, on one hand if I'm playing on my NG+ file I'll probably miss a fair bit of the HoS content considering I didn't bother much with undiscovered locations and will have a shit ton flodding my map that I won't get round to but on the other hand my other savefile is shit
>>123290712
>I'll probably miss a fair bit of the HoS content considering I didn't bother much with undiscovered location
No you won't. It's almost all in new areas.
Does Ciri like black cocks?
![1448283650743[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r7CGBB1.png "1448283650743[1].png")
>>123291165
Glorious, everything's so perfectDon't really see why they didn't just make the icons on the map blue though
MARCIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sUjeYI13k8
M
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*owl noises*
>>123291974
Is she ok?
>>123292007
She's sad because she didn't get her daily feeding of mice from Radovid
>>123291974
*sharp lisp on the letter S*
>>123291390
only as black as the night
>>123292170
Philippa would never stoop that low.
>>123291390
How would she know? There are not black cocks available. Closest thing is Ofieri sandnigger cock
>>123292193
That hand is there to stroke her hair, r-right? ;_;
>>123292209
Lisps a best
A smile fair as spring, as towards him he draws you
Tongue sharp and silvery as he implores you
Wishes he grants, as he swears to adore you
Gold silver jewels, he lays riches before you
Dues need be repaid, and he will come for you
All to reclaim, no smile to console you
He'll snare you bonds, eyes glowin' afire
To gore and torment you, till the stars expire
I miss owlfu fapfics
>>123292361
OFIER IS WHITE!
>>123292209
*monkey sounds*
>>123292998
Maybe you should write one?
>>123293289
I wrote most of the fapfics, actually
including all of those "roll 6 for character 0 for fetish" etc.
I just miss writing them and making some people smile
>>123292446
Don't lie to yourself. It's there to hit her so hard that she will lose consciousness.
>>123293450
Russian Writefag Anon? Is that you?
>>123292998
The owl sat on its pole like usual. It had enjoyed its last meal but was growing peckish.
"Hoot," it muttered, hoping to catch its owners attention.
"Shut up, witch!" its master growled back, his bald head reflecting the sun's rays and blinding one of the servants scrubbing the floor on the deck.
"H-hoot," the owl apologised and lowered its head.
The master sported a foul grin before grabbing the owl's pole and going below deck.
All the master's servants were scarred for life after hearing the foul screams of an owl being pushed far beyond its natural limits.
>>123293450
You don't have a list or link to them by any chance?
>>123293498
But she looks like she's gazing lovingly into someone's eyes ;_;
>>123293568
d-da
they may have been odd and cringeworthy at times but I genuinely enjoyed working on them
>>123293730
10/10 would read more
11/10 if the surprise twist is that she's not an owl at all
>>123293731
I will post all of my writings after I take a shower
>>123293731
>You don't have a list or link to them by any chance?
There's one in the OP. I think it has all of them but I may be wrong.
>>123293745
You should write more than. I'm sure people are interested.
>>123293289
Fringilla has prettyeyebrows
>>123293969
Thank you!
>>123294013
I completely missed those, thanks!
>>123279657
Bruxafu looks like she was drawn by Boris Vallejo
>You will never watch Emhyr impregnate Ciri
jdimsa
>>123294898
Morvran pls go
>>123295058
No. I want to do it too after Emhyr.
>>123293876
The bald man patted his pet on the head with a smile. Finally, after all these years he had finally gotten his revenge.
He basked in the moment for countless hours behind the locked door of his personal chambers.
One day, one of his servants was getting worried and went to disturb his master's alone time. The servant could hear through the door that the master was busy scolding his pet owl. Upon hearing his master's foul mood, the servant decided to leave his master alone but just as he was turning away from the door, he heard the voice of a woman.
"Radovid, stupid boy. Once I find you, your silly little game will be over."
"Oh will you just shut up, witch!"
All in the castle heard a loud crunch and thump. The bald man wore his right arm in a sling for several weeks after.
>>123295219
Now I'm just confused.
>>123295403
What confuses you?
>>123295482
Philippa can break his arm...but lets all this other stuff happen?
Is this some weird sex game they're playing or what?
the lore of this is very important to me
>>123295572
You are getting this wrong.
Radovid punched her so hard that his arm broke.
>>123295701
Philippa has a really hard jaw
>>123283942
>Denmark
You should read some Hans Christian Andersen again. The Little Mermaid, The Story of a Mother, the Litlle Girl with the Matches... Really grim stuff.
>>123295919
Those aren't really folkltales as much as fairy tales or "adventures" as the direct translation from Danish to English is.
>>123295824
Magic
I want to cook Ciri
>>123296067
I thought the point was what we read out loud to our kids. Carry on.
>>123296528
You will feel as if you snorted fisstech when you eat her
>>123296629
d-del..
>>123296603
I don't know how many would read Den Lille Pige med Svovlstikkerne to their kids since it is as grim as it is.
I think the line is somewhere around that story about the ball and spinning top since it's sort of sad but not depressingly sad and it has a nice moral.
But I might just be talking out of my ass since it's all very much up for interpretation.
>>123297427
Kids like grim stuff
Ultimate Collection of Shitty Fapfics
I never altered the text, if they read bad it's my fault
Shorties (Zoltan x Ciri, Yen x Geralt x Triss, Priscilla x Dandelion, Ciri x Mistle, hugfic, Gruppensex Tantrum, Ciri x Geralt, Cerys x Hjalmar, Ciri x Triss, chavfic)
http://pastebin.com/3g1cySSb
Threesome Rewritten (the scene from TW3 slightly altered)
http://pastebin.com/RXBPRXR0
Colonel Metz, a parody fapfic
http://pastebin.com/L5YwqcCV
Lambert's Adventure, a quality-ish short story
http://pastebin.com/Y6kM0Vyg
Geralt vs. The Lodge, first /kurwa/ romance
http://pastebin.com/rnqz75Dv
Letho, a mock deconstruction of fapfics
http://pastebin.com/2S3xb2bB
The Testament of Tissaia de Vries, the longest and possibly the best of all short stories
http://pastebin.com/T4berPca
Of Slaves and Masters, last of my works, a short story
http://pastebin.com/xwiR8cCk
>>123297883
I suppose you're right to some extent but there's grim and then there's "the little girl froze to death lol"
>>123298402
>I suppose you're right to some extent but there's grim and then there's "the little girl froze to death lol"
That is the kind of Grim kids love but parents of the last century or so all pretend they don't know kids love because it makes them feel uncomfortable.
>>123298721
Actually, you just reminded me that my many years younger little sister laughed her ass off when watching me play Mortal Kombat and idolizes Big Boss.
The Big Boss part might just be because he's a handsome bunch of pixels or something like that, though.no homo
Whatever the case, yeah, you are actually completely right.
>>123299741
>tfw this was banned at your school
>>123300630
>tfw a girl fell down a hole/tower thing and died at your school
Did they up the difficulty in this or what? Can't even beat some drowners and I'm pretty sure my equipment is decent enough
>>123301201
>tfw a professor went psycho and opened up on a bunch of teachers at your school with a gun
>>123301232
The redtrail swing boss took me one and a half hour to beat on Blood and Broken Bones.
>>123301730
>tfw a cellar was radioactive and locked off at your school
>>123301232
They made NG+ more difficult yes.
>>123302036
Radon?
>>123302173
>Radon?
I have no idea.
I just remember hearing someone talking about it being locked off because of radioactivity.
>>123301745
>>123302173
Shit I was a bit unclear I meant HoS
I found NG+ on Death March fine once I got into it but this is the first damn mission and I can't seem to do it
>>123298309
You should really write more stories if you ever feel up for it again!
:3
>>123302286
It probably would've been Radon, if it was anything else they'd have moved the school.
I'm going to fuck Ciri's anal prolapse!
>>123302910
C-can i fuck it too?
>>123303381
we can dp it
>>123302370
yes HoS is significantly harder
>>123303428
Nice!
I want to breastfeed Ciri.
>>123303696
Emhyr please
Some of the fapfics are really good, if somewhat off grammar-wise.
Obviously a non-native wrote them, though.
Hi. I've not played Witcher 3, but I have a question with the inevitable upcoming sale on it, during the winter sales.
Is there any mod or the like, that partially restores the graphics to the E3 variant of the game? I've avoided playing the game, because I really did not enjoy the looks of the game upon release. I know some people say you get used to them, but I think it's far too saturated in general.
Not to cause an angry mob, I understand some people will like other things, I'm just curious if there's anything that at least partially restores the looks.
>>123304485
Yes and it is already on 50% off sale on gog.com
>>123304842
link to the mod, please?
>>123304905
Just look through the nexusmods graphics section
:3
>>123304485
Lambert is the King of the Wild Hunt
The old man is the killer
Geralt gets captured by Nilfgaard and hanged
The owl is one of Radovid's spies
Uma is Vesemir's dad
Eredin is just a figment of Geralt's imagination and sorrow
Emhyr gets turned back into a hedgehog so Nilfgaard gets a new emperor that calls down a meteor shower on the Northern Kingdoms
Eskel seduces Ciri
The Baron fucked his wife into miscarrying
Roger Waters has a cameo where he voices an NPC based on himself
There is a secret ending that can be unlocked by completing all quests, getting all Gwent cards and every witcher armor set
If you enter the Konami Code on the difficulty select part of starting a new game, you get a different intro sequence
The doppler runs off to impersonate Geralt and tarnish his reputation
The tree spirit is Essi
The final boss fight is a Gwent match
There is a pond on Skellige where you can meet the ghost of Vilgefortz
Cerys is a Nilfgaardian spy
Dandelion gets killed if you don't find him in time
Roche whores himself out every night between 8 and 10
If you lie down on the floor or a bed, try exhaling completely. Then take your right hand and firmly squeeze one of your testicles, it must be skin to skin. The heat will make it tingle a little and it will move. Wait until it does, then inhale quickly to unlock the secret Developer Test Level
>>123305474
I don't really care about spoilers, it's the journey that matters.
>>123303483
Dammit
>>123305443
I'm actually impressed and somewhat disturbed you went to the effort to make this
Are the Scoia'tael the #blacklivesmatter of the Witcher universe?
>>123307109
Yes
And the ISIS
>>123306097
it's ok because they were all intentionally wrong
>>123307151
It is my favorite meme
:3
>>123307381
what the fuck man this is some next level tier shit i mean holy hell i cant breastjh e nau more
>>123307381
>implying the burly Skellige men would sit with their backs turned minding their own business instead of gang-raping her
>>123307645
They wouldn't because Geralt is there, he's taking her to a room so she can get dressed :3
>>123306097
Part of the journey is encountering unexpected things.
>>123307109
No because the face actual atrocities and respond with atrocities of their own instead of whinging about feeling intimidated on the internet.
>>123307645
>>123305474
Fuck you man, I did it and now I can't feel my limbs
>>123307381
>>123307915
So part of Yen's Uma-Curse is having breasts that make it difficult for her to walk?
>>123307768
>dressed
Anon... I..
>>123308041
Yes Anon? :3
>>123307915
>I think I dropped my egg cells on the floor
>>123307915
>being naked in a room full of people and unable to stand up and walk out
I think I've had this nightmare
>>123308156
Everything she tries to wear transform into slingshot bikinis.
>>123308246
That's what happens when you ask Gaunter O'Dimm to give you fertility.
>>123308398
>Everything she tries to wear transform into slingshot bikinis.
You'd think her tan-lines would eventually change to match then.
>>123308446
>"I want to have children"
>Gaunter brings her a basket of eggs
>>123308635
>"I want to have children"
>She wakes up to find herself in a sty delivering a litter of a dozen piglets
>She calls for help, but all she can do is oink and squeal
>The changes to her body are minimal beyond what she needs to live her new life, but everyone seems incapable of perceiving of her as anything but a literal breeding sow
daily reminder that if you freed the spirit in the tree you should've lost the game and been forced to start over
>>123308398
O-oh, I see, maybe this time will be different? ;_;
>wake up
>see this
What do?
>>123309250
Be mildly surprised someone saved my terrible shoop
>>123309321
the baron and olgierd both refused to be keked
i fail to see what they ever did wrong
>>123309250
Be glad Yennefer finally learned her place and graciously pay her 20 crowns for her to titfuck me while doing her best Maribor accent and giggling sweet nothings to my cock
I want to marry BTY and give her a normal life!
>>123309785
Can I come to the wedding?
>>123309860
Yes
I want to reassure Milva
>>123310039
>you will never help Milva raise her unplanned half-elf baby
;_;
:3
>>123310256
You can tell how long it's been since the curse set in by the progress of her tan lines. It's very soon after here. You can tell by how most of her torso has not yet darkened from exposure to the sun, and because her body language still exhibits signs of a shred of confidence and self respect.
>>123310401
delete
>>123310772
I'm just trying to help. To fight the curse, we must understand the curse. Do you want her to end up like this: >>123309250
?
What will 4k Anon do when /wtc/ gets bored of imagining torturing Yen like it did Ciri? I guess if he puts it off long enough for Blood and Wine we can switch to Fringilla.
>>123311039
who'd torture fringilla? she's objectively the best grill and Geralt never deserved her
>>123311536
OOK
>>123310885
Do you think you're close to curing it?
>>123312606No_
>>123310039
I want Milva to train me ;_;
Vrrraaurgh... Gerralt
>>123313994
I miss how werewolve in TW1 and TW2 kind of had an ape-like aspect to them.
:3
>>123316465
worst boi
Best track ingame coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WeE9AisvMY
Also, is there a mod that removes LALALAYAYALAYAYAYYYLAYALYAYAYALAYYY every single combat section?
>>123317449
Am I the only one that loves the vocals?
>>123317650
They're good, but fuck me if they don't become grating after a while. It was the only track that stuck out to me as annoying after a few times.
>>123317939
I get hype every time I hear them
>>123317449
>La Valette Men-At-Arms
>"Dijktra's Thugs"
I mad.
That board game ever get an expansion?
Best elfu
>>123321821
>those shitty tattoos
>>123322302
It's face paint you dingus
>>123321821
>not killing those nigger tier races
>>123322468
I don't think so, family
>>123322808
Ok fine.
The guy giving her the tattoos was drunk an left huge fissures of untatooed skin within the marks. He was clearly on fisstech and it's a deep commentary on the fall from grace of the elves
>>123322771
Actually humans are the niggers. They overcame the elves due to fast breeding, unrestricted immigration, and exploiting their misguided welfare system.
best grill
>>123323846
I want to stuff Ciri with charcoil and cook burgers on her!
I am having a problem with Witcher 3 after the Overlay DLC. It crashes every time I start the game. I ask around and they say remove the Overlay but I can't see it on steam. Someone help?
>>123284954
>still haven't played HoS yet
What am I missing
i want Olgierd to hold me and tell me everything will be ok
>>123285520
Seriously, though, he looks like a dunmer.
>>123326638
>What am I missing
A very good expansion with a spooky feel, interesting characters, good writing, and bossfights that are 10x more challenging and interesting than anything in the base game.
What do you guys think of this?
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/882/?
I think it'll be great, I would still like to make my own modifications to the metastore.data file.
If only I knew how to unpack and repack their files. :(
>>123327027
Muthsera
>>123327118
>overhauls
>>123327383
What's the issue?
>>123305474
>The Baron fucked his wife into miscarrying
well anon...
>>123309478
the Baron literally got keked though
>>123327815
It was a Crone abortion. A Cronebortion. The fact that he beat her a bunch beforehand was an unfortunate coincidence.
Daily reminder Volgefortz the great never ever did anything wrong
Daily reminder Volgefortz pbuh would have saved the whole witcher world from the brutal south vs north war that killed thousands if not hundred of thousands of people
Daily reminder the whole reason why he died was because a bunch of jellymad cakeboi wizards couldn't deal with the fact that they sucked hot monkey dick compared to Volgefortz the one and only
>Daily reminder Cunnyfer, Philderpa Geraldo and Reginald had to team up against him to even have a pathetic chance against him because of the unspeakable might this potent wizard represented to them
>>123328191
I g-guess you could say he fucked her shit up, which is close enough
>>123328691
Anon are you ok?
>>123328914
Of course I'm not I have to live in a world not ruled by Volgefortz pbuh
>>123329043
What does pbuh mean? What does cakeboi mean? Are you on drugs?
>>123329224
>What does pbuh mean?
Absolutely haram
>What does cakeboi mean?
roughly the same as fuccboi I'd say.
>Are you on drugs?
The only drug I'm currently on is the joy that my immense love for volgefortz brings me.
>>123329740
Vilgefortz. It's Vilgefortz.
>>123330060
indeed anon, it is Volgefortz!
Cheers to him!
>>123325757
Do you have the GoG version? If so you need to turn it off from the GoG program itself.
I had the exact same problem, I couldn't open it up as a non steam game. See pic related, unchecking the "In-Game overlay" box helped me
>>123332391
>posts "best elf"
>then tells people elves are niggers and should be killed while responding to himself
>>123328691
if he was so great then why is he dead?
>>123332773
>"h-how do shitposts work?"
