Elves edition
>New DLC December 3.
http://www.vermintide.com/dlc-plans-2015/
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>Previous Thread:
>>122409219
First for Drake pistols>Everything else.
>>122835530
>mounth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drZdvO1rnn0
Would you let Wutelgi's voice actress spit on your face /vtg/?
>>122835530
I got huge fag.
>>122835874
>implying I would want snowballed rat cum all over me
>>122835874
>Just give me one excuse elf
>dipshit elf goes down
>bara daddy-tier dwarf goes to save him
>i get hooked
>witchhunter is like lvl 3 so hes caught up fighting rats
>by the time the dwarf gets to elf, shes already dead, and goes after me
>i get put up on the hook, and then dwarf gets hooked too
>poor little Saltzpere is in no condition to save us.
When elves are good, they're really good. But when they're bad they're awful
does anybody play oceania outside of easy/normal difficulty? :(
I kind of wish the game showed you how stable/fast a host's Internet connection is instead of the country where they live; I feel like the reason people rarely join my games is because I live inMexico
It's true, Internet is kind of shit here, but the game rarely lags when I'm playing with people in the US or even Canada.
>>122837228
It's pretty unnacceptable not to have a ping indicator in a MP game nowdays.
>>122836723
I play nightmare all the time, but have stopped playing til Dec 4th, when the DLC will presumably hit for Aussies.
>>122837228
I don't host purely because I'm stuck on ADSL2+ with .7 Mbps up on a good daythanks abbotand I understand how fucking shit it is to play on those speeds.
Too bad no one else in australia has my mindset and all I can play is Hard with the insane lag-reach the clan rats have.
>>122839813
I have telstra broadband with 100mb down/2mb upload on a good day and even then it's not great.
>>122840054
I hope you're not paying too much for that, 30 up wouldn't be much cheaper and would be much better for hosting.
>>122840520
*much more expensive
fuck I'm typing like a retard at the moment.
L-lewd
master-crafted orange crossbow or blue pistols on WH?
>>122845601
Even without mastercrafted, crossbow every time. It's substantially better than the brace, which is probably the worst weapon WH has, except for maybe the axe.
>>122845647
But what about the anti-rat-ogre meme
>>122845647
>tfw my only 2 oranges are both braces
>>122845647
>mfw new to the game and running brace + axe
>mfw this genuinely seemed to be the best options I've gotten so far
>>122847834
Ahh, the blissful ignorance of newbies. The brace and the rapier are the two best weapons WH has.
>>122847943
*crossbow and rapier, sorry about that
>>122847943
but THOSE GUYS said brace was bad! I can't keep track!
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea what I'm doing. Other than treating it like Left4skaven and just spamming attacks on regular dudes, emptying all my ammo into rat ogres, and standing aside so someone else can take care of stormvermin
>>122848014
Dealing with stormvermin is pretty much the only thing the axe does well.
>>122848109
That's why I use it, really. It seems negligibly less fast than the rapier, and helps vs. stormvermin. Why is crossbow better? It seems like it functions basically like a sniper rifle, and this doesn't seem like the game for sniper rifles.
>>122848174
Guy's probably just memeing, but who knows.
Just about every weapon is useable, and being autistic about BiS is pointless unless you're doing cata, and maybe nightmare.
The rapier is pretty great though, the charge attack destroys stormvermin and it's normal is obscenely fast and hits more targets than the axe.
>>122848009
AHAHAHAHAHA NO.
>>122848014
Crossbow is total shit because of reload speed and projectile travel time. Anything that isn't hitscan in this game is awful for sniping specials. Braces are ammo inefficient but have high DPS, and they're great for taking down ogres, crowds in a pinch, and even specials from further than medium range if you have targeteer.
Axe is utter shit because its range of attacks is very small, which means you're almost useless in hordes, where the primary enemy is a low-health high-damage slave rat. Hordes are probably the biggest threat in higher difficulties - no other enemy in the game is a problem for anybody that knows what they're doing, but poor positioning or a run of bad luck means a horde will end you. Specials shine during hordes. Naturally, this means your melee weapon should be geared towards taking care of trash rats very quickly.
The rapier is a very good trash-clearing weapon because its normal swings have bonus headshot damage and are angled to be perfect for aiming at heads. Its charged attacks are very fast and perfect for dealing with Stormvermin and Ogres.
Just don't use the white version, it's shit.
>>122848368
Finally, someone with common sense.
And I was starting to think this place is getting taken over by scrubs.
I need feedback to tell me that my pistols are actually doing substantial damage to the ogre
At least a spreadsheet with weapon damage
>>122848660
Christ, this. I've got a brace with an upgrade that gives it 20% more shots or something, and I pump every round I have into the bastard and I have no idea if it's ever doing anything
>>122848835
Rest assured, it is. Especially with a strength potion.
Guaranteed it's doing more damage than flailing your stick around or, god forbid, using a fucking bow/handgun, at least.
Beam staff is a good alternative.
>>122848327
Soldiers blunderbuss is shit, even when orange. A blue handgun or repeater is superior.
>>122848368
Fuck you, crossbow for life.
>>122848942
>strength potions apply to ranged weapons
you sure about that?
>>122849167
Strength potions apply to fucking bombs
>>122849167
Strength potions apply to all attacks.
>>122848660
Well the meme or taxtic is that you down a strength potion followed by a speed porion and unload all your ammo, you can texhnically solo kill a rat ogre, just make sure you click fast and stay on target.
But honestly even an elf bow or soldier repeater with a strength potion can kill an ogre fast...once again if on target.
My witch hunter dosen't even have a green brace of piztols, I have an orange repeater pistol with auto head shits and with it and a strength and speed potion I've killed Rat Ogres with about 24 shots which is four reloads, but the speed potion makes reload near instant.
>>122849120
I BET YOU'RE FUN IN PARTIES
>>122849362
>strength potion followed by a speed potion
>while still being in position to shoot immediately after seeing as potions only last like 5 seconds
>too close and you'll be swatted after firing 10 shots
Yeah maybe in the most absolute perfect circumstances
>>122849167
It applies to everything, from my elf arrows to my Wizards fire.
Strength potion assisted conflaferation was the only way my team succeeded in well watch by nuking the well with the largest oie plate when swarmed with skaven. Even storm vermin burned up really fast.
>>122849362
24 shots bullshit, I've hit a rat ogre with 40 shots + strength, even including a bunch of headshots, and he still took a bomb and some bashing
Not to mention repeater pistol shots are even weaker than regular pistols so I don't know how that works out.
>>122849541
He's full of shit, just ignore him.
>>122849453
It's happened where two or three potions are in one area...like in the begining of HOM when you just leave the pig pens with the tome, or in SR near the Morr Iron Fence.
Also if you down a strength potion and another player has the share potion ability trinket and downs a speed potion, then the only person to blame for not killing a rat ogre with a brace of pistols or repeater handgun is you for not controlling your aim.
>>122849541
I get off work in 6 hours...we'll play and I'll prove it.
Hell, I'm suprised I haven't run into all of you guys already...almozt novody olays nightmare on the west coast.
>>122849453
Speed potion is overkill. Ideally you have pistols with haste on hit but you don't even need that.
>>122849362
stop playing on hard scrub
>>122849362
>auto head shits
kek
>>122849120
>instead of bringing a weapon that fulfills a role nobody else really can I'll bring a weapon that does something 3 other classes can do better!
I bet you like axes and bolt staffs too.
>>122850263
Yes, instead of bringing a weapon that is (to some degree?) more useful than another at ONE point in a round,
>>122850351
that one point in the round you're talking about has the potential to be the toughest part of the run
and it only takes one mistake to end it
>>122849370
The squirrels in my town know to avoid my house because I can put a bolt down their throat when nibbling on an acorn from 50 meters away with my danish crossbow.
>>122849860
Well i did it, i downed a strength potion and then picked up a speed potion and unloaded my repeater in the ogre and it died fast.
>>122850504
It's almost like you might've had a team also attacking it
>>122850394
Yeah thank goodness their are four players.
So often witch hunters tfy to be bad asses with their brace of pizyols and either miss half the shots or are too close and get swatted accross the map leaving the elf to use up all her arriws on it.
Lately I've been running a doldier with an orange repeating handgun and combined with speed potions it might as well be an mg42
>>122850394
Dwarf with drong fire pistols fid a speed potion snd ran up rapid firing napalm and then overheated and took out the ogre faster than we coild respond.
>>122850734
I'm level 40 and I still haven't found a pair of those
>>122850673
that's some cool projection, but try aiming at the actual ogre next time and avoid walking up to its face
repeating handgun is another good choice, but you sacrifice the opportunity to use the handgun, which is an excellent specials-sniper
I've been trying to get the hang of WH. I like the rapier but I can't get behind the pistols. How do you get good with them?
I am great with all other classes.
Dwarf with hammer and shield and drakefire.
Soldier with sword and shield and handgun.
Elf with longbow and sword and dagger.
Mage with beam and sword.
Everything is orange with nice perks save for the WH stuff which is acceptable at best.
>>122851074
First step is getting the orange ones with targeteer. Next, point and click.
Two-step guide to getting good with the brace.
>>122851182
Maybe in the loot update.
The crossbow looks decent too.
>>122850787
Heh, I got Drongfires when I was level 21 a day after the game was released, my furst orange...makes all the other dwarf weapons seem pointless, though I still want to collect orange dwarf handgun and grudge raker.
>>122851442
Handgun snipes. If you have a decent Soldier or Elf(hah) you take drake and clear trash while they take specials from 6 rooms away.
I never tried the shotguns and I wish the crossbows where better. Crossbows are nice.
>>122851649
I've got a blue dwarf shotgun with masterwork and 50% larger clip
Gotta be good for something
>>122851717
>>122854353
i don't get it apart from the elf getting raped
>>122856015
That's because it's a shitty comic
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Y9OeiAL.gif "200_s[1].gif")
>>122856015
Someone was telling a greentext story and mixed up bombs and potions.
Someone drew some an mspaint comic of it.
So why do people hate hagbane? After shunning it for weeks, I decided to mess around with it today, and found that it absolutely wrecks specials. I used to be scared of stormvermin, but now I kind of hope to see them so I can kill them all fast and stuff.
When I use longbow, I find it hard to get proper headshots with it, especially while trying to fight off a swarm of little guys. With the hagbane I just point and click a few times, and the poison takes care of the rest.
I know its aoe can be annoying with friendly fire, but as long as you aren't super careless about where you shoot, it's really not that big of a deal.
>>122859953
Hagbane is great for ogres as well. I carried a team of shitter with it.
But against regularl rats and packs and gutters who are actively fucking someone's shit it's not instant so there's that.
Good morning /vtg/.
Just here to remind you that there is nothing wrong with a good pistol in skilled hands.
Finally a Friday without plans, going to be playing NM all night dudes
Why doesn't the inventory show the range stat for melee weapons? They clearly have different attack ranges.
Does this thread have a theme song?
>>122873910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGEL64BiXU
>>122874079
It seems to lack people screaming in pure rage.
>people who jump down as soon as the way opens at the end of horn of magnus
no you idiot why are you getting yourself killed in a horde instead of waiting 60 seconds at the top for them to stop spawning
>>122874827
Play a different map m8, BOOM
Got skull cracker on my WH braces. how much will that help for cleaning up specials and ogre with its 5-15% proc?
>>122875295
Specials: minimally
Ogre: mite b good
I think you need a high volume of shots for it to be good with the brace
>>122875106
what's a good map for farming hard mode?
>>122875736
>>122875295
>give headcrack a go
>roll a natural 1
>5% chance to headshot
Welp, GG WP
>>122876647
NM smugglers run
does charging your staff do more damage or is it just a timing thing?
>>122879036
increases aoe for conflagration and i think fireball
>>122876647
You have the wrong attitude
>>122859953
Hagbane's biggest insurmountable problem is that it has terrible ammunition economy and 25 shots.
>>122882804
What else is there to do once you've finished the maps on normal, but to gear up?
>>122886029
>finished maps on normal
you can start bitching once you've got nightmare down
>>122886095
need good gear first
>>122886254
You don't though
All you need to do the harder levels is to git gud
All better gear does is make them a little easier
>>122834982
>implying luck isn't godlike
>implying a +6% movement speed isn't a life saver when you play a game with fucking server side hit/dodge/block detections in a P2P connection
>Get the game a few days ago
>Run into my first Witch Hunter
>It's the fucking Tech Priest VA from Dawn of War
>>122887392
The machine spirits are with usBW played freeza
>>122887392
>>122890523
that is fucking awesome
>>122890523
You have got to be kidding me
>>122887392
It sounds like that, but is it really the same VA?
>>122887392
Holy fuck now that you mention it I can totally hear the resemblance.
>HOLY SIGMAR! A CHALLENGE WORTHY OF MY SKILL!
>get an exotic rapier
>solid skills
>finally can kill things with one or two hits again
>i got all WH weapons of exotic quality and all with good skills
>its my favorite class
I'm so happy!
>>122887392
>>122892328
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Techpriest:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000:_Dawn_of_War_%E2%80%93_Winter_Assault#Voice_Cast
Saltzpyre:
https://youtu.be/QeWvVAHMh44
>>122887392
HOLY OMNISSIAH, BLESS THESE RAVAGED CIRCUITS
is this the rape tent?
>>122901164
Why am I there?
>>122901886
lol forgot to delete the fucking name brb
Anyone else just random map on hard?
>>122905312
>>122901164
Awful textures you've got there. Try playing on a pc, not a calculator.
>>122907821
all I need is first person and character/npcs textures.
why would I care about something I barely look at like the environment
>>122908113
Stop making excuses for your trash microwave.
>>122909484
Not him but eat a dick you elitist piece of shit
come on guys let's think of new possible lore breaking classes
>Nippon
he has to use Empire weapons bc of his story that I don't want to invent
he has stereotypical Engrish
>Empire Grenadier
has more grenades and other features
>Empire Sapper
Maybe he can set traps or something
>Empire weaboo Martial Autist
fights with fists and feet
yells like a mofo
he obviously looks like Kenshiro
>Empire Halberdier
Has pole arms
Maybe Kisvelite bardiches and other various types of pole arms
>Empire Pikemen
Sticks with pointy ends
>Bretonnian X Knight
Anything Bretonnians lore has. His draught becomes wine.
>Kislevite
He talks about booze with Bardin
If some crap like this where to ever happen where would their rooms be? Downstairs? Or is that the secret elven sex dungeon?
>>122909484
ok anon
>>122909667
This your first time on PC, console tard?
>>122909830
My PC runs this game just fine, you're just the worst kind of person
>>122909830
Why are you even here? Idiot.
>>122909830
your teenage angst is showing
>>122910023
Hah, bullshit. You wouldn't get so butthurt if your PC wasn't just as shit as your job at McDonald's.
>>122909817
I wouldn't mind a weeb class, so all the Kerillian players would flock to that so I could play the elf.
>>122910120
>>122910103
>>122910060
>console scrubs out in force
Don't worry, Fatshark will throw you a bone eventually. Maybe you'll actually get to play sometime next year.
>>122909817
shit I forgot to mention bard
>hot bard bitch with the most delicious possible Irish voice
>ladies man bard bro, whichever voice as long as its not extremely deep
>>122910521
fucking no
>>122910589
I giggled irl
what did the original have
glawk .40 and it was some rusty 9mm chinese thing
>>122910692
In the original he's holding a hi point
Warrior Priest when
Adeptas Sororitas equivalent when
Shitty Halfling to pester tsundere Elf.
>>122911225
Actually make it a female halfling.
Huh, just now I realize the potential. All that pedo porn will certainly make the game more popular.
did they fix the crossbow?
I read of some memes earlier in the general about people actually using it and thinking it's better than brace
>>122912701
You can use wathever you want on Nightmare and bellow, anon.
>>122909817
playable classes are not needed, new levels are
I'm not much a connoissieur of the Warhammer lore but aren't Orcs just plain mercenaries? I imagine Orks are just fags on heroin but what about Orcs? Does Empire never employ Orcs? Even if just having them attack some shithead and then paying them in food. Or cooking the shithead for them to eat.
>>122914723
Orcs and Goblins aren't big on mercenary work.
There's a single mention of an Orc mercenary band in an old sourcebook, but they're a serious outlier.
>>122915702
Goblins sound like queers. I mean the hungry and bloodthirsty Orcs.
But I guess they're too violent to weight their possibilities and choose profit.
>>122914723
Orcs like killing humans alot, so not many Orcs would choose to ally with men and even less men would want to do the same.
They aren't so much mercenaries as bandits/warbands which go around pillaging towns
>>122917342
Orcs like fighting in general, they'll kill anything that will put up a fight
It's why Humans aren't really as boned as you'd think, just like the WH40k universe, the WHFantasy universe has no real lasting alliances. Orcs will beat the shit out of chaos cultists, tomb lords and dark elves as soon as they would the regular humans.
>>122917737
Yeah I know, Orcs will just fight whatever's closest to them. Just that the question was about why the empire doesn't hire Orcs
>>122914723
orks are a fungus that reproduce by dying and the best way to die is to fight and stomp things until the things stomp back
So how's the tabletop? This far I only know about the lore of the Empire and a little bit about Wood elves, dark elves, skaven and orcs.
What makes Bretonnia powerful if they reject technology? As far as I've seen Kislev has guns so I assume some other humans also have guns.
>>122920153
>What makes Bretonnia powerful if they reject technology?
Some magic, and a whole lot of knights.
The tabletop is currently dead due to GW basically deleting the whole setting and remaking it as a skirmish game without most of the lore and with fantasy space marines.
>>122920153
Brettonia is powerful because of HONOUR and CHIVALRY
>>122920153
A game for neckbeard permavirgins and moron NEETs that can't afford a PC.
>>122920153
The tabletop *was* great, and has now been raped and torn down in the worst possible way. Don't even consider getting into it, anon
rip Warhams, you were too beautiful for this world, too pure, flights of angels etc.
>>122920808
>can't afford a pc
>can afford warhammer
Easily the dumbest thing said in this thread, easily.
>>122920808
Just from the fact that they have to paint their little figurines I think that's already as expensive as a good graphic card.
>>122921083
What kind of retard spends hundreds of dollars onto little figurines they have to paint themselves over a fucking PC which can simulate thousands of fantasy worlds, all better than Warhammer?
Oh, right. >>122920956, that's who.
>>122921239
Well, it seems you can forge your own adventure in it. It's some kind of DaD right?
Either way if you find more autists willing to do the same and to play with you then it may be interesting.
>>122921482
Nah it's a wargame, so turn based big army battles.
There is an RPG in the setting, but it died long ago and doesn't get a whole lot of play.
>>122921482
Why are you responding so civilly to such obvious bait...?
>>122921658
Apparently amerifats are partying now and yuropoors are sitting on muslims dicks at work
gotta keep the thread going
>>122886541
My group can reliably do a 2G/3T run on any map on hard except for wheat n' chaff and the white rat
Nightmare though, I dunno it feels like our cap
>>122922154
>wheat n' chaff and the white rat
>2 grimes
>2 tomes
you know where this goes?
You now have the option to change the music that plays when a horde is coming. What music do you choose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLHo_vcQVj0
>>122922154
Hard isn't something to be impressed about, though. There's not even friendly fire so you can just bomb your way through any bad situation without worrying about killing your friends.
>>122923345
Only 3% of all players have done all the maps on hard
>>122923509
And I still cant get WnC or Docks or Supply and Demand done on hard because NOONE DOES THEM FUCK AND BOTS ARE AWFUL
>>122923612
Oh I found a good workaround for that, what you've gotta do is--------------------------------have friends------------------------------------------------------and then you canhave friends
>>122923509
Everybody else got bored and left after their first normal game. : ^)
>>122923509
>steam achievements
nigga
of the 300k retards who bought the game only around 8k play every week.
I don't know if I did the thing right but thats 37.5% scrubs playing. Now imagine how many of those are actually non clueless braindead people. Only a handful.
>>122923857
I dunno, more than half of players have gotten all the tomes of HoM at leastonly 24% of players have used medical supplies on their allies a total of 10 times
>>122923342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqePcQkvs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r6pBqmanH4
>>122923342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw98ARXfcqk
>>122924173
nm is easy af
if your team of shitters can flawlessly clean hard you'll have no problem in nightmare
the real jump in difficulty is in cata because you'll have a million rats non stop pocking your pack with their dicks and specials spawns are sometimes insane
granted sometimes you get 2 packmaster 2 assasins 1 ogre. Sometimes you get 1 ogre and a horde, sometimes just an ogre.
I've honestly done everything save for Whear and Wells legit on cata. The last 2 I did with a trainer Saltz fuck who had a full auto infinite brace pistols.
>>122924951
>The last 2 I did with a trainer Saltz fuck who had a full auto infinite brace pistols.
So you haven't really done them
>>122924951
>using the word shitter
>using a fucking trainer
Nice logic there buddy.
>>122929936
Pestilens looks so happy about his little bell :3
>filter near games on nightmare
>8x horn of magnus, 2x white rat
>>122931952
What are you laughing about, pleb? Everyone else is having fun, except for you.
ANY EASY WAYS TO DEAL WITH OGRES?
Finally got the achievement. But the next one might be even harder...
>>122932492
press capslock andgit gud
>>122932860
Not that guy but "git gud" is easily the single, most cancerous combination of words that are parroted in this place.
It's OK if you have absolutely nothing useful to say, just don't pretend -you- are good at the game.
>>122933123
How to kill an Ogre:
1) Attack it till it dies with whatever is at hand*
2) Avoid taking damage while doing it. Ways to avoid damage include:
A: dodging
B: blocking
C: kiting
*avoid bombing your teammates
**potions are your friendIt's not rocket science, anon. Also, no, I'm not particularly good at this game, but ogres are ez pz.
>>122933915
Ogres get hard in places like Wizards rape hourse where you cant dodge and he breaks your stamina in one hit when you block.
Thankfully he's autistic enough to go into a full blown autism rage and attack the same person till he dies giving teamates time to kill the beast
>>122933915
>>122934203
Best way that I've had an Ogre die:
>Group strength potion (trinket made it last 33% less, even)
>WH using orange brace
>BW using beam staff's Beam
>Ogre died before strength potion wore off
My fucking DICK
>>122933123
More excuses from trash players. This is why you'll never get out of hard.
>>122935006
What excuse was there in my post, exactly?
Nice projection buddy.
>>122935117
>wahhh I can't git gud because people aren't spoonfeeding me information and skills
>not an excuse
git fucking gud
>>122935223
You are fucking retarded and you have shit reading comprehension.
>>122934936
mmmmm.... i know that feel.
unloading my orange braces with skull cracker and extra ammo into a ogre is infinitely satisfying.
probably half the damage I do all match.
>>122935117
Instead of bitching here about how you and your shit team gets steamrolled by the ogre whenever he shows up on Normal, why don't you go back to playing the game and actually git gud?
No one has to put up with anymore of your shitposting, and you can go walk into as many Stormvermin patrols as you please. Everybody wins.
>>122935720
You are also retarded and have shit reading comprehension so I'll spell it out for you:
I'm not the person who asked about the Ogre.
I was just pointing out how idiotic it is to parrot "DURR HURR GIT GUD" because 99% of the time the people who spout that shit are not even good at the game, any game, and they have absolutely nothing useful to say.
What the fuck is even the point of a general if you are not going to discuss the game, which includes strategies you have found effective in certain situations?
>>122933915 for example gave pretty simple yet useful and concise advice.
>>122932492
I take it that you aren't a shitter and can deal with a lone ogre.
It gets hard when a horde spawns during an ogre attack. The thing to do is to take it upon yourself to deal with the horde. Every pubbie orgasms at the thought of unloading damage onto a big fat rat so the thought of clearing the clan/slave rats never crosses their minds.
You have to do it.
Always position yourself such that the horde is between you and the ogre. This is so you can see if/when the ogre decides to come after you, so you can dodge/block appropriately. And the ogre will help kill some of the rats in the process.
>>122935720
>No one has to put up with anymore of your shitposting
lol, the "answer everything with git gud" guy is going to lecture us about shitposting. What is happening inside your brain?
>Want to deck out my Dwarf Ranger in orange gear
>Can't even get him fucking blues or greens because I keep getting absolute fucking garbage for the elf turboslut who complains about healing potions
>>122938617
>tfw getting items for literally every class but your own
>>122938617
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>>122938617
>Log in
>Do a horn of magnus hard run on my witch hunter
>3 tomes 2 grim wares and 2 loot dice
>Get a green bow for muslim elf
>Log out
>>122937334
>if i don't like it it must be the same person xD
No.
I love the way Saltzpyre pronounces "Globadier" it sounds like he is utterly disgusted by them.
>>122909817
Really need more maps before new characters...but:
Empire Soldier can have halberd as a new weapon.
Primary attack is wide swing second attack is lunge/thrust, strikes only one tat but can pierce first rat and ouerce second rat behind it.
Each existing class gets one new weapon.
New class...
Bretonian Yeoman: Default broad sword and shield as primary melee, ranged is a bag of 12 Javelins. Javelins allow you to use shield and allow you to block and bash before throwing them. Javelins do a ton of damage, armor piercing, and can penetrate two regular skaven, but has a tricky arc to master for throwing a distance and is mostly a short to medium range throwing weapon.
Other weapons is a bill hook and sling shot. Longbow and spear.
Why do people consistently bring shit weapons on NM+?
>WH with axe & repeater/xbow
>Soldier with blunderbuss/repeater/1handed weapon
>elf withanything
>dorf with crossbow
>BW with mace and anything but beam/conflag
Bring that shit on hard if you're looking forfunI'm so sick of seeing these faggots end the game with sub-1000 damage dealt and more than that taken. If someone is beating your damage by a factor of 4 with a fucking shield there's a problem somewhere. Yes, I mad.
>>122911420
Halfling weapons: meat cleaver, frying pan, roling pin, sling shot back of spices, knife, shortbow and what else?
Sister of sigmar and warrior priest almost a given, but their weapon load out would be borring since it would have to be a warhammer or maul. Ranged weapon?
>>122949540
It'd be neat if the javelins we're recoverable or something. Or just some sort of recoverable ranged option
>>122949836
>ranged weapon
I don't really know the lore behind them, aren't the warrior priests semi-magical? It'd be cool if they could swap spells for their ranged slot. Some sort of buff for one option (combination strength and speed potion? Left click for single target, right click for costlier group wide), a damaging ranged smite, a healno drama over balance this time we already discussed it, etc.
Or throwing hammers because fuck it.
>>122920153
Kislev is basically Poland, Ukraine and Russia and is part of the empire so we could have a russian cutie in a fur cap as a human hintress or a murly shirtless muscled man with mongol like hair and mustache.
Bretonnia in old lore is actually way less successful than the empire die to rejecting technology and black powder
Ever play Arcanum and visit that one kingdom in the south? Basically Black Isle was inspired by Bretonnia for them.
Bretonnian knights are bad asses with fantastic steel armor and swirds, but if you are not a knight then your a peasant which makes up most of their population, unexucated, unwashed, inbred and starving peasants.
There is a small middle class, Yeoman, who are technically freemen who make up the merchants, craftsmen and wine makers; where as peasants are basically slaves to their landlords.
However Bretonnian craftsmen are not as skilled or trained as Empire masons and carpentors, so their castles look like rundown shit, and while, bretonnians nobility do spend money on the best swords and armor they can buy, just about everbody from Empire humans to Dwarf and Elf weapon makers make better quality goods.
Also Bretonnia's shunning of black powder means the empire shoots them down with guns.
>>122920808
Wathammer, even in the reasonable priced days of the 90's was still about $500 dollars to get started with miniatures, tools, paints and books for a small army.
>>122950456
>Kislev is basically Poland, Ukraine and Russia
To be more precise a half of it is a mix of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and late Novogrod Republic/early Tsardom of Russia, the other half is Crimean Tatars. Additionally you have Bohemians and Cossacks.
>>122950456
>and is part of the empire
Say that to the Ice Queen faggot.
>>122950327
Throwing hammers would work. They do kind of have a hard-on for hammers, because, y'know, Sigmar.
>>122949836
A Halfling badass would be great. Maybe save it and introduce it if they add the Undead, since the Halflings spend half their time fighting the Vampire Counts?
This have any use?
>>122952148
If you have 3 other competent friends who also have it, yes.
Otherwise no.
>>122952148
Junk. It doesn't actually increase your health like you might think - it just shares one health bar between x amount of people.
>>122952148
Nobody else uses so it's a waste of a slot. I'm curious how it would be to roll with a group of bots with it though. If nothing else, they're fairly decent at not getting hit during hordes. If you take something for specials it might actually work OK for solo play.
>blocking an overhead strike from a blackrat in cata or 2grim nm at the nick of time
It feels so good.
It's almost like I had skill!
>>122953720
Yeah, but you don't. You're shit. Accept it.
>>122953836
Shut up Kerillian, you're not impressing anyone.
>>122953947
That's right. Dodge the implication, trash.
>>122953720
Interesting you mention that, the other day I did the same thing and, once I made the block, the game bullet-timed out and let me make a slow-mo headshot in retaliation. Why did it even happen? How can I make it happen again?
>>122954372
Because this game is a buggy piece of shit
>>122954372
You can't. When trash pulls off a decent play, the more intelligent folk around it call it a 'fluke'. I know you hear it a lot, so you should probably look up the definition now.
>>122954451
No, this wasn't lag or stuttering or whatever, it was some honest-to-god Max Payne shit. Really didn't feel like a bug.
>>122954462
Are you the same room-temperature IQ keyboard warrior responding to every post? Or is there some hidden legion of idiots out there? This isn't /v/, there's no internet hate machine to feel obliged to feed. Literally no one is impressed or cowed or trolled or whatever you're shooting for. We just roll our eyes at you and, to be honest, kind of cringe hard at you trying to sound like a badass. I work with teenagers and you're straight out of the "fifteen-year-old-trying-to-sound-like-a-hardass" playbook. I get douchechills reading everything you post lol.
>>122954727
Not who you're responding to, but that's some pretty big talk for someone who supposedly doesn't care. Why can't you just ignore it?
>>122954727
Struck a nerve, did I?
>>122954819
Honestly, I'm just curious. Like, what does he gain out of it? Does he really think people respond to a gitgud with some "gosh, he must be really good!" or whatever? Is it some half-assed attempt to troll? I just, I dunno, I don't get it. Probably dumb of me to even try, I imagine I'll get some retarded spiel in response in a couple of minutes.
>>122954946
Nice work falling for bait 101.
>>122954727
>>122954946
>THIS assblasted
Just accept the fact you're trash that can't climb out of Easy.
>>122925117
>With a saltz
fagtard
>>122951158
Where is that part of the lore.
1d4chan skip those things but keeps it fun to read.
I know its also broad and doesn't focus only on wh.
>>122954727
>implying he's not pretending
>>122952258
I think playing with randoms and having horrible failures during runs is part of the experience desu, I'm not sure I would keep playing if it was just ezmode with friends all the time
>>122965547
It says alot about a game when one of the things that adds the most difficulty to it is the people you're playing with
>>122963845
Which part of the lore?
Kislev's always been an independent state, where they throw around ice magic and ride bears and are constantly screwed over by Chaos invasions.
The Moot, the Halfling's province, is part of the Empire, and it borders Sylvania, the Vampire Counts' province. The Moot used to be part of Stirland, but a decision was made to separate it out and make that section the Halflings', a decision which the Stirlanders still object to. But it does mean the Halfling milita is constantly dealing with zombies wandering over the border of Sylvania.
>all these Krubers using the repeating handgun
>get an exotic 1h mace
>don't expect much
>combo now has 4 hits, has a nice lunge and a faster recovery
>charged hit hits about as tough as a 2h hammer
Holy shit I love this.
>>122968943
That's any online game senpai
>>122974876
It's almost as good at sniping specials as the handgun and it's much better at everything else. It's hands down the best soldier weapon.
I never thought I would see the day when the handgun scrubs would diss on the soldier repeater. It's even more absurd than saying that the handgun is better than the crossbow.
>>122974876
>Almost as high damage as the handgun
>More forgiving should you miss
>2-3 shots still deal with most specials
>It's much better for hordes/ogres
I'd say it's a good alternative.
>Kerillian will never say yes I'm bleeding does it please you and then you lick her period blood-stained vagina
Why live
Should I spec my new axe and shield (left) or keep using the current axe and shield (right)?
>>122986951
left because of bloodlust
swift slaying is good too bc you're gonna be spamming charge attacks. up to you if you wanna dump the gems on improved guard, though i'd say you can just pass on it
I don't play much elf or BW but I've seen my own share of elves mowing through hordes like its nothing with their blades.
Are great BWs just rare or does she really have subpar weapons for melee?
>>122986650
>This will only take longer with you staring
S H E K N O W S
>>122987805
Meh it turned out to be only 5% is it worth it
The stamina almost 30% though (super useful for ogres?)
>>122981387
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/JAhroXu.gif&v=5N-FqHvr7OY&s=52
I want to fight skeletons.
>>122993046
There's another co-op, first person hack and slash game coming out on PC sometime soon, I forget its name but Steam recommended it because I play Vermintide.
There are plenty of skeletons in it, looks like it might turn out alright. Or not, I remember it was being made by the same people who made Dead Island.
Hang on. Afaik these guys never expanded shit into Araby and it was supposed a poor bunch of retards. Now in the wiki it says they are very wealthy because commerce and other things.
Is the wiki full of shit?
>It belongs to Uuunder Eeempire yes-yes.
>You waant cuuure Fessster-kin. Then kill-slay the surfacers!
>Bring ruin-death!
>We ruuule!
Why are they so cute. I'm not a furry but their speech is adorable.
Also, specials need cute dialogue too. The Rattling is a dakka dakka mofo.
The Globadier could speak like Darth Vader.
Gutter Runners alreay have some things but they don't speak while their humping you.
The Slaver needs the most fucking annoying and frustrating dialogue ever to make it ever more lovable.
>>122997753
Slavers laugh like Curly from The Three Stooges, that's enough for me.
>look, man-things!
Cute
Even cuter without a head
>>122938617
right in the donglitz
Is Magnus really the fastest way to get good quality loot?
I know le ebin smugglers run is faster but I get trash greens and whites
>>122999554
It's really fucking hard to tell with this game man, so far I've gotten 3 Oranges: one from Black Powder, one from Wheat and Chaff and one by fusing Blues, I've never rolled a 7 in maps with 3t2g
>>122999554
Enemy Below is honestly the fastest, in my opinion. It has a static Ogre spawn point, it has 3t2g, and the finale is nowhere near as tough as HoM.
sleep tight ᵖᵒʳᵏᵉʳ
>>122999554
Enemy Below if your team is good.
>>122999554
Cheating on the horn of magnus is the fastest and most reliable way of getting decent loot.
~2-3 minutes for a guaranteed orange, at least. Frankly, if you don't cheat, you're a moron.
>>123000054
>static ogre spawn
It doesn't. I've had it spawn all through the map or not at all. There's 2 points where you're just fucked if he spawns.
>>123000128
>2-3 minutes
It takes that long just to get to the barrels, what kind of cheat are you even talking about?
>>123000128
Playing mostly for loot makes you kind of a faggot.
Cheating for loot makes you a colossal faggot.
10/10 bait, you got me and you'll get other replies as well. It's getting kind of stale though.
>>122997753
Globadier says something like "you made me waste a globe!" if he misses.
>>122995651
Hellraid? Pretty sure that's indefinitely postponed because it wasn't up to snuff for the publisher and they can't find a new one.
>>123000534
Huh, that explains why he does that motion after throwing a globe sometimes.
I thought it was a double fist pump but he's angrily closing his fist instead.
