Last time on /ss13g/
>Fresh shipment of waifus
>Metagay literally impossible to prove
>Eggstation is super-far from done why would you even post it
>(continued rage)
>pomf weekly shitposting disappoints
>shardsquad
>wild-billy appreciation thread
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
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>Fresh shipment of waifus
Who are the new waifus again?
>>122651442
Jean-Luc Price
Sue Bowchief
Cyrridven
Hyun Ae
Not A Spider
>>122651734
These are all older than dirt, anon.
>jakob flying around the station in a flying car blowing shit up with the spur and killing people
>nobody does anything about it
such is low pop
>>122651778
That's the joke
>>122651442
So how about those waifus.
How about that station with the waifus.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Top ten juiced up players.
And the top ten juiced up admins.
>>122651790
>tfw I transcended into being a true wizard of the asteroid with soul stones and a Firebird
>>122652251
was pretty bad ass, won't lie
>>122651442
Not important.
The more you fu over new waifus the less special they'll become!
Lost control of my life, if you need deadpop people removed shout out and I'll log in toBan some shitter
>>122651954
I think you should kill yourself, waifu.
>>122653226
ban yourself rei
>>122653226
Ban me, I dare you.
t. GhlorNo balls
>>122633813
>I'm pretty sure that was against KEEPER
How?
Skeletons
V O X D I C K G I R L S
>>122653738
FUCK OFF CELT
10 INCH CANINE PUPPYMAKER
>>122653765
4 (FOUR) PROVINCES
quality round
>>122651790
Xenoarchs always valid when?
>>122653786
actually it was 2 foot
>>122653786
ASS TO BEAK
TO
BEAK
>>122651734
I dearly miss the first two of the list
>>122655701
>missing shitter-slut Sue
>>122655701>TFW one of Cdb's preferred partners now
Feels
Good
>>122655701
>tfw Sue's moved to the caves with us
>tfw she let me facefuck her after letting her into my camp
>>122655785
Jean was the cock-hungry slut, not Sue you turbo shitter
>>122656510
Go away, we don't want none of that Lifeweb crap
REMOVE PROBE remove probe
A man who cant sleep will cause plasma fire and escape the ban justice by his admin card
We dont want pyromaniac admins
REMOVE PROBE remove probe
>>122656668
Speak foe yourself faggot i want to know how sue got face fucked
>>122656680
REMOVE AND BAN ALL THE ADMINS
UNBAN EVERYONE ELSE
REMOVE MASTER CLUCK
#FREEUSALL
>>122651734
Not A Spider is the cutest!
>>122656510
>she let me
it's not worth doing if it isn't forced
>>122656585
>>122656510 evidently proves you wrong, motherfucker. And she's still a shitter.
>>122656680
I didn't start the fire. Jesus did.
>>122656894
You are even worse at samefagging than the admins, please be gone
I feel productive. What is the worst part of the wiki that needs a rewrite?
>>122657957
the part about plasmafloods
>>122657957
Plasma fires in atmos and the sleep pills im chemistry
You can tidy up admin panel guide too
>>122657957
the one abut ur mum
lmao rekt
>>122656936
I hope you're happy cause Jesus died for your sins
>>122658041
>>122658062
Alright I'll write a how to on cleaning up plasma spills.
I did not realize there was an admin panel guide.
>>122658110
yfw my mother lives 30 minutes from the Chattahoochee and I've spent many lazy weekends getting drunk and floating down it on a tube.
>>122658140
>the holy band defended the chapel against the enemies of the cross
>the holy band left the chapel
>the holy band turned into a lynch mob and murdered security
>the holy cross appeared
>the unworthy touched it
>cleansing fire purged the unworthy and the worthy alikeI'm still disappointed with myself because I let the bus get away from me and no one else deserved to die.
Reasons why probe agould get dedminned:
>causes plasmafloods and plasma fire just because he can
>his lack of sleep dulls his sense of judgment therefore he cant decide quickly and accurate and bans with no reason
>blames Jesus for his sins and worships satan
>it seems like there is a page on the wiki about his mother that he refuses to update or rewrite
>doesn't even know there is an admin panel guide in the wikigod i love fresh memfes
>>122658425
You forgot the "gets drunk and floats sown the tubes"
>>122658510
pls
on the CHATTAHOOCHEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWDGYa5gvuk
I'm not floating down I-10.
Probe banned when?sorry probe there is nothing else to talk about
M E M E SEMES
Deadmin and ban Probe.
nth for add asteroidstation to the post-game station vote.
>>122660595
Asteroidstation sucks, you fucking faggot.
>>122660667
Tell me one station that doesn't suck, fagface.
>>122660785
Box
I hate this game but I still get urges to play it
How many faggots are on the server currently, I'd like to know before I hop in again. I know that most of you cunts are faggots in different ways to some degree, so only include the biggest ones.
>>122663649
"Stale meme" is the pinnacle of stale memes
>>122663731
>>>/hippie/
>>122663820
Well I know, but who are you? Can't just tell me you're a huge faggot without saying who you are, that defeats the purpose of this exercise
>>122662173
>Box
>The most bland and boring station that everyone has played for ages
Yeah nah. Also Box didn't start out perfect either, it was improved over several iterations for years. You won't get that unless you play a map. By only playing Box you pretty much ensure you will only ever play Box.
>>122663820
Calling calling stale memes stale memes is a stale meme.
>>122663929
The catch is that at this point it's the only relatively decent one. Metaclub isn't different enough from Box to be called better, Defficiency could have been good before the maintanence system turned I to a clusterfuck, and Taxi only works on low populations. IAG's new map might have potential, but right now it's much too early to tell.
>>122664091
Forgot to mention two other things: Taxi's creator vanished a while back and the guy making Defficiency doesn't care about anyone's opinions except his own so neither of those maps will be tweaked even if they are played more frequently.
>>122663912
Calling calling stale memes stale memes is a fresh meme.
Calling calling calling stale memes stale memes is a stale meme is an instant stale meme
>>122664180
You're not good at this.
>>122664180
Epic meme friendo
>>122664302
My shitpost got mixed up
>>122664427
I know you meant it for me.
Your funposting is poorly managed.
Go to /int/, /jp/, or /tv/ and other such shitholes, then come back.
>all this shitposting and waifushitposting
Should we start shutting the server down during yuropoor hours?
>>122664948
Just shut it down all together desu
>17 people online
ded game
ded thred
>>122665561
When the totalitarian shitmins ban hundreds of people over the course of several years, what else do you expect? There are probably dozens of people who were banned for no real reason (such as Moisesc) AND still are actively wanting to return to the server.
This community is just garbage and dying, plenty of good players were banned because the shitmins didn't like them. That's basically what happens when there's excessive admin intervention in IC matters, for example, admins listening to unrobust cunts whining in ahelps because they got killed for being obnoxious.
>>122667090
I vote for a total unban of everyone. Let people come back, those that still are shitters will get banned again, simple.
Today's supermatter incident has once again reminded me that I don't know shit about atmos.
>>122667568
The work was impressive.
The design is not.
>>122667090
fuck off sarca
>>122667683
I need to hang around some autismspiders, figure out how to actually work the thing.
Why don't we just build the SME in space, does space not cool as fast as N2?
>>122667442
This isn't actually a bad idea if you want to revitalize a dying community such as this one. The whole idea would be even better if the rules of the server were changed significantly to something superior like the system that Lifeweb uses. Literally no one there gives a shit about ERP, metagaming or non-antag griefing. Everything is taken care of ICly. Yet, the community thrives.
But no, gotta keep the crappy nanny state server. Enjoy your dead community I guess.
>>122667568
>That design
>Lemme just bottleneck my shit up a few times
>>122667090
out shitmins hate everything and everyone
>>122667442
why? if youre too dumb to ban evade you dont belong
>>122667778
The power output of an SME is based on the atmosphere around it. No atmos no power. You get a bonus for having more than 80% oxygen comp, too.
FOUR (4) PROVINCES AS CASTILE
>>122667979
Do you actually have to scrub the chamber though? Could you not cool the gas on the chamber with a whole load of heat exchangers?
>>122667778
Space has a slow transfer of heat because gas is instantly dispersed. Heat transfer occurs when an object interacts with an atmosphere. Without the atmosphere, the heat decay is very, very slow.
Here's what you need to do.
First, throw out all those filters. You are using nitrogen. That means you only want to save nitrogen. So filter nitrogen and send the rest to waste. When you looked in on me to see what I would do the other day, you took note of the injectors, and the way I used one after a filter. That was a good insight to notice. But you're filtering every gas except nitrogen. That is more time and trouble than it's worth. I'll get into the trouble in the second part. So to improve things a great deal, just use one filter and send the filtered gas back to the SME chamber and vent all the other gas.
Second, bottlenecks. Each volume pump is a bottle neck that will only let X much gas through. You do not need any. It will not make the gas travel any faster or cool any better. This will cause trouble if there's ever a heating issue and end up blowing the engine. Likewise, each and every filter represents a bottleneck where only 4500 kPa can pass through. And you have added 5. One is enough. Bottlenecks are your enemy and only to be used when required.
Lastly, and this is not a fault but an optimization. When you looked in on my cooling loop you saw 18 thermal plates (1 on each side of a 4 way manifold). You have 105. 18 was enough. You spent a lot of time you didn't need to spend building a SUPER COOLING LOOP, while simultaneously making sure gas couldn't get to it with all those bottlenecks. If you plan on bringing in a dozen or more emitters then you will need that many. If you're just going to use 3 emitters you only need 9-18 thermal plates.
1. Get rid of the bottlenecks (volume pumps/extra filters)
2. Optimize the design to save time and effort.
>>122667918
We will Random Banned Anon #4008
>>122668219
it would produce a bunch of plasma and CO2 when you want 80% O2
>>122668135
please take this not-space posting elsewhere
what game is this even about anyway?
>11 online
Hahaha, enjoy your dead server you faggots. Blame your shitmins and shitty rule system for that.
>>122668219
Cleaning the gas isn't technically necessary for a long time if you don't care about your output numbers too much. It takes a long time for a fuckton of plasma to build up. If you want to add a filter, though, consider this:
>Instead of filtering out gases one by one, just filter IN the one gas you want to keep and send the rest to space
>Put the filter after the coolant so that it gets smaller first, preventing bottleneck
>>122668383
We will.
>>122668383
Everyone is glad that you are banned and the rest of the shit is banned. Learn 2 evade
>>122668365
Noted. Makes a lot of sense.
Plates weren't my idea, but were part of the "8-emitter prism superlaser" plan we came up with.
Should I use the pumps for emptying canisters, or should I not use them at all?
>>122668698
not at all unless you want to regulate pressure or if you want to prevent backflow and dont give a fuck about pressure over 4K
>>122668661
Nice projecting faggot, what makes you assume that I'm banned? I just hate this horrible community.
Any dumbfuck with a VM can ban evade anyways.
stop the memes
>>122668365
Man this is some sweet advice, I was the other engineer building the SME. The super cooling plate thing was my idea, we were going to do a death laser thing later on.
But yeah it seems we didn't take bottlenecks into account and we filtered like idiots (seriously if we just need N2 we should filter just that, it makes a lot of sense). Our next SME will be a super cool 8 laser monstrousity i swear it.
>>122667918
>lifeweb
>superior at anything
If you want to be taken seriously, you'll have to try harder. Now run along and set up your new server with blackjack and hookers, we're all eagerly anticipating its rousing success.
>>122668826
Then why haven't you found a better one? Did they ban you there too?
>>122669118
Lifeweb IS clearly superior to many SS13 communities though. Mainly because of their good features and lax rule system. You have people there waiting for days to get into the server, and when it's up, it's pretty much always full.
In totalitarian SS13 communities such as /vg/station however, you have bad admins, bad rules and stale features. That's why the player count here is pretty much always low.
You're clearly a retarded faggot that knows nothing.
>>122667918
>Lifeweb
>better system
Homie I prefer lifeweb to spessmen because shitters can get punished even before they can do something stupid but the repeat shitters who play exclusively to ruin the game for everyone else don't get banned. Sunday club was the best addition to the game in a while but shit still gets batshit because of "WEW CLAN PWN IN THE HOUSE XDDDD"
>>122669632
>repeat shitters who play exclusively to ruin the game for everyone else don't get banned
That's not really an issue. Cerberus and vigilantism exists to take care of that. No admin intervention needed.
>>122669440
Or because we're not a public server like Hippie or Paradise. Ever thought of that?
>>122669440
>"You have to have the kind of fun WE approve of"
or
>"Make your own fun, cyka"
There's only one correct answer and I think we all know what it is.
>>122669765
I dunno man, it seems that every time I try to play a non-combat role I get surprise necksnapped by some shithead, usually a Censor, on buffout. Even after the addiction stash nerf it still happens more than I'd like.
Maybe I'm just a scrub though.
>>122669765
Is that why its community is deader than this one, or are you in some kind of parallel universe where it isn't Warhammer 40k's retarded bastard child with SS13's engine tacked on?
>>122669802
The community was thriving with plenty of players about two years back. Now, ever since more and more people were banned over petty IC issues, people start to realise that the server is SHIT and leave.
Now it's lowpop pretty much always, with 16 players right now. Get fucked.
I blame probe for this dying community
If he didn't flood the station with plasma on that round none of this would have happened
REMOVE PROBE remove probe
All server populations - not just ours - have been down for the last week.
It's
Todd
>>122669986
This desu baka senpai kek
>>122669981
Most of the time I'm on it's in the low 20s to the mid-40s. Try not trying to play when most people have to do this thing called "going to work".
>>122669986
Shitmins such as Probe, Rei and Ghlor need to go.
>>122669930
Lifeweb is a pretty active community, it maintained that status even after a few months of it's release.
Why is the server so empty these days?
>>122670009
Never underestimate the might of Bethesda's marketing.
But give it a couple more months for the novelty of FO4 to wear off and things will go back to how they were before. Same thing happened when New Vegas and Skyrim showed up.
>>122670215
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>>122670163
>Our only active admins who actually enforce the rules need to go.
Wew lad. That's hella dank right there.
>>122670215
Because that fucker probe is slowly killing the server
>>122668698
I use pumps to ensure that every last drop of nitrogen is taken out of the tank. If you don't then you'll get some backwash. Without a pump, that canister becomes just another pipe - the pressure will equalize. The pressure (and mol content) will be very small because it's cold, but not zero.
I like zero. Fully emptied canisters. So I use a volume pump.
It doesn't make a significant difference though it's just a trait of my setups.
>>122670320
>enforcing rules
Since when setting arrivals on fire is considered enforcing rules?
I can just hope that Pomf gets sick of his shitmins and community again so he shuts down his server for good this time.
>>122670447
But none of the admins set arrivals on fire.
What're you going on about?
>>122670163
I'd expect an active community to actually demonstrate the fact it exists outside of its own server.
Why, I remember that when the game's own creator tried to begin a "Lifeweb general", not a single word of discussion was posted in it. Surely an active community wouldn't have that small of a presence in a site like this?
>>122670215
>he asks after the recent release of Bethesda's new AAA release sold millions of copies in a day and continues to break sales records
Take your time, you'll figure it out.
What is Lifeweb and how do I join it? I always see you keks talking about it, I still haven't figured out
>>122670595
Lifeweb already has it's own, active forums. No need to make a redundant Lifeweb general when people already have a place to post.
>>122670163
Enjoy Waifustation under the auspices of your new headmin Niggly then. We'll be here telling you that it was all your fault.
>>122670589
Probe did that my mando you even fresh meme?
>>122670941
That was escape, not arrivals. Dum dum.
>>122670589
Probe is a powertripping faggot admin who killed half of the station by setting arrivals on fire as part of a crappy admin event, do you even lurk the general?
>>122670696
Dont bother its some sort of sekret cloob game that you pay for your dick size
>>122671026
So what? He will set arrival on fire too if he could
BAN AND DEDMIN THAT FUCKER PROBE
I WANT HIM OFF MY SERVER
I DONT WANT PSYCHO PYROMANIAC S ON THIS SERVER
DEDMIN AND REMOVE PROBE
>>122670697
We have an active forum, but nobody uses it because posting here is faster and more likely to get a response.
>>122670696
http://en.lfwb.ru/index.php/Main_Page
A knockoff of SS13 by a Russian who thought "You know what this game about life on a space station needs? Gloom and doom everywhere, prostitutes as a playable class, and the complete and total removal of anything that isn't SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS."
Oh, and it has a motherfucking PATREON too. Pomf and the coderbus aren't great, but at least they don't beg for donations.
>>122671078
That was escape, not arrivals. Dum dum.
>>122671119
Well, he can at any point. Yet I don't see arrivals burning.
I personally really dislike Probe considering he doesn't do anything as an admin but make a big deal out of every slight slip-up and have his Arma friends suck his dick, but it's a bit pointless to incite drama for an honest mistake.
>>122671272
Feel free to make a deadmin request.
>>122667090
I don't really expect anything else desu desu, looking back on it I don't even know why I was remotely surprised for a moment after clicking who. I suppose it's back to better games for me, ones that are actually enjoyable and not stuffed to the brim with various types of faggots, the foremost being the whining cunts and no fun allowed power tripping faggots
>>122669228
I complain about the same things and for the same reasons at that guy. I have found better communities, because I've found other games to play. This game manages to bring in some of the biggest fucking faggots desu, and somehow they have the highest retention rates over people who make the game fun and enjoyable somehow.
I think probe should deadmin himself for a fuck up at this scaleand i was starting to like him
Another admin goes to the trash bin
>>122671394
>Oh, and it has a motherfucking PATREON too.
pomf has one, too.
>>122671704
No, he doesn't. Have you actually tried clicking on the link?
>>122671704
Pomf doesn't have one thousand dollars and then forces the server to only go up for a limited amount of time a week.
>>122671874
https://www.patreon.com/pomf?ty=h
You mean this one?
What are you retards clamoring on about this time?
>>122672106
No.
That's literally an impostor.
>>122671704
For the entirety of the system and.its coding? Which incidentally is closed source, because in his words:
>It would be a *crime* to give anybody a chance to casualize the game or to fill it with retarded things like Tajarans, Ians, or Voxes.
Keep in mind that this comes from someone who says playable hookers are fine and has all but openly stated that RPing as a murderous psychopath who shits on his victims is not only allowed but encouraged. Even Vorestation has the decency to require consent first, for fuck's sake.
Does Lifeweb actually have any of the complexity of SS13?
>>122651734
>jean luc a waifu
Are you stupid?
>>122672324
Lifeweb is far, FAR more complex than any SS13 codebase. Seriously, SS13 is casual babby shit when compared to it.
>>122672229
The Russian posing as a banned user and shilling for his rubbish knockoff again. When will he learn that heavy RPers do not want his angsty sex-fuelled tripe shoved down their throats?
>>122672408
Are you a heavy SS13 RPer?
>>122672408
>heavy RPers
I imagine that people would get more out of RPing in Lifeweb desu.
Can't remember the last time I met someone who was RPing in ss13 that wasn't a HUMONGOUS faggot either
>>122672874
I've felt that the heavy RP experience in Aurora and Bay can be somewhat decent at times, if you ignore the dumb shitters that show up every so often.
>>122672406
Note that doesn't make it good.
You know how clunky SS13 combat can be? Lifeweb makes it worse by splitting brute damage into three sub-categories and tacking on half-assed RPG elements so instead of just moving away from someone to dodge a melee attack, you have to pass a stat check instead. Oh, and you need to activate a fifth intent just to fight or you're penalized further.
>>122672874
Eh, this is the stuff that would make Bay itself shudder. What other servers actively encourage shitcurity and have an engine (their only one, at that matter) that is powered solely by murdering random people to suck out their life force?
>>122673030
Maybe, I guess the reason why I haven't met any are because my experiences are limited to /vg/station.
I really hope this "server dying" bullshit is strictly shitposting and nobody actually thinks it. Just a few nights ago we peeked at sixty people. Maybe you should consider what time it is, if any of you niggas is serious.
>>122673320
It's shitposting by people who may or may not be banned. I'm not too concerned. Population has already bounced back after release week of FO4, SC2 LOTV and Tomb Raider simultaneously. Plus holidays coming up.
>>122673320
I blame probe
>>122673320
I don't think the server is dying because I can gauge how many new players there are by how mad I get during/after a round. And last night I was fucking furious.
>>122672874
As a consistent med RPerand likely HUMONGOUS faggotI will always prefer RP in lifeweb than in space. LW was really immersive, hard to forget that you're playing as a human with all of it's fragility. There's times in SS13 that I forgot that I'm hungry with a broken arm and slightly low blood. That just can't happen in shit web. There's also the fact that many of usat least migrant mainsare playing so we can desperately try to have a nice a time. In such a 2gloom4u universe it makes simple sitcom moments mean the world. That's the only thing it's got going for it, immersive value.
>>122673280
Yeah, not only that, but the combat system heavily relies on your character's stats, which are fucking randomized. There's a whole bunch of needless RNG shit in there that would make the game much better if removed.
>>122674159
Is it still only hosted by some dumb egotistical slav on weekends for a handful of hours for a limited number of whitelisted players?
Always wanted to try lifeweb but I'm not jumping through all his hoops to try it.
>>122674859
Yes and yes.
>>122674859
I think there's two servers now, but it's still the same times.
>>122674859
Someday itll eventually go public or someone steals the code from randy and we get public servers and we get to fix the games code too
>>122674159
Good god, how is it that for someone who boasted of making his system casual-proofed, he actually removed any reason to become robust by making the outcome of combat little more than a gamble? Making it all luck-based is the most causal thing you can do
>>122674159
This is an advanced form of faggotry.
Probe is shitmin! SHITMIN!probe banned when?
>>122674159
Did they fuck the daughter?
Be honest cause i would have raped her for that pun
>>122675260
Nope. We lived as a pretty happy family until the Father left to find a pick-axe or coal to fuel some fires and never returned...
>>122675260
Lifeweb: a bunch of grown men pretending to rape each other.
>>122675596
>comes to a roleplaying community caring about who is playing the characters
>>122675596
Welcome to the internet my manbut at least they can have some action instead of just waifuing each other and shitposting about it on thread
>>122675572
Das gay nigga
>>122675747
They shitpost on their forums instead
>>122675065
That's pretty retarded Senpai
>>122674159
Why don't we have a "hold breath" button?
>>122676279
Because you didn't code it
I wish I were obscenely rich so that I could buy pomf real chickens
>>122676279
We do, it's called "suicide".
Which is probably encouraged IC over there due to the whole " generator powered by dead people " thing. Not like death matters much since they have a full-blown respawn process in place.
>>122676535
Why don't we have a "code it" button?
>>122676568
What are you trying to do with this post
Are you shilling or what
>>122676570
Because you didn't port it.
>>122675747
Do lifeweebs actually rape each other??
>>122676787
it got a sex mechanic with rape and stuff and its the main reason why people play it
>>122676787
Yeah, some players make an effort to be know for raping each other. Dawn of Man was known for raping the younger and important characters. Said people also set out to try to griff/rape characters/players that are known to be positive players, like Angelite. He had such a huge target over his head and he just didn't know. So yeah, imagine how meta grudging is here, but with rape, murder, and no chance of being banned.
>>122677150
What the fuck
>>122676649
You know what they say about knowing your enemy.
And pointing out that you can't say that no casuals are allowed when death is nothing more than a slight nusiance. Oh, and because I'm still feeling from the stupidity of the dead-guy engine thing. Both because it strips any complexity from engineering since it can't be optimized, improved, or even damaged, and because the premise of the thing is so pants-on-head retarded.
>>122677295
i dont know why but i cant stop laughing at that reaction image
>>122677354
>know your enemy
>all these inaccuracies
Fort's powered by blood which is most often taken from NPC bums that can fight back. Dead guys work but very slowly
Bodies need to be buried to be able to respawn, there are only two shovels in the fort and they break
The point of the game isn't to get greentext so making something complicated just to sabotage it is stupid.The game lags like fuck without it anyway
>>122676568
holding breath in lifeweb isn't for suicide, you use it to stifle pain when injured, when swimming underwater, when passing through smoke , etc.
>>122674159
mfw there are literal niggers shilling sandy randys lifejoke in this thread
>>122678530
>I'm too retarded for reading comprehension
>I literally dropped out of 5th so I can't follow conversation context
Fuck off you retarded faggot.
>>122678530
>ss13 babbies clinging to their shrimp game
>wondering where all their population goes during the weekend
>>122678763
>shrimp
What did he mean by this?
>>122678875
shrimp
tiny, simple, easier to eat then a big meal
>>122678763
pop on our serb actually goes up on the weekend
>>122678763
we have much more players on the weekend though
>>122678763
Please state clearly for the FBI to read how you play child rape sims with russian perverts
>>122678982
>eating games
What did he mean by this?
>>122679165
>doesn't have SS13 for breakfast
Still trying to activate your almonds?
>>122679272
>activated almonds
What did he mean by this?
why cant people just play video games without measuring their dicks
>>122679305
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
>>122679305
>>122679403
>What did he mean by this?
What do you mean?
>>122679404
this meme confuses me
>>122679603
youre not supposed to pronounce the L but people still do...
>>122678763
So anon, how much do you donate to Randy each month?
>>122679272
>>122679305
>>122679403
>>122679404
>>122679470
>>122679603
>>122679692
>>122680132
Are bustanuts activated?
>>122680431
>>122680431
BUSTANUTS ARE 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEED TO BE ACTIVATED BECAUSE BUSTANUTS ARE ALWAYS ON MOTHERFUCKER
where the fuck did skeletons go
>>122681709
They got renamed to plasmamen
>>122681709
sacrificed to appease baldman
>>122681709
Removed from character selection for multiple reasons, but you can still become one through in-game routes
>>122681709
Probe removed them
>>122681709
Pomf woke up angry one day and decided to finish reworking speeds with the removal of skeletons.
Anyone have or know where I can find the server's numerical IP address? The byond address suddenly isn't working for me, and I know it's not the bunker - I was playing not even two days ago.
>>122678440
So what is the point of the game, to see how miserable your character can become.until he finally dies?
Pardon the inaccuracies, I'm getting my info from the wiki, which has a "no useful information for you" policy. Isn't the point of having a wiki to help new players learn instead of saying "you're a casual if you don't know everything instantly"?
>>122678982
In that case I am compelled to compare Lifeweb to roadkill- bloody, disgusting, and something you'd only eat if the alternative was starving to death.
>>122682134
That normally means the serb is restarting after a round, try again in a minute or two.
>>122682379
No, it's not - I've had that happen before, and I didn't start to load into the game, only to get "Connection Failed" in the text screen, not on the Byond window that appears before you load into the server.
>>122682624
Are you trying to connect from jihadistan or something?
>>122682740
America, my good friend. Eugh, fuck it. I'll try switching connections and see if that works.
>>122682740
whats wrong with jihadistan?
im from jihadstan and i got a stable lagless connection to the serbia
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>>122682624
that happens when i connect to my low strength wifi instead of the good one fwiw
>>122683423
Where did that one Tau Ceti Daily story about the seemingly impenetrable battleship go, anyways? Did that ever happen in like, an adminbus, or what?
>>122683513
>fwiw
Is this some sort of new gen connection?
>>122683659
senpai baka desu
>>122683659
for what its worth
in my house the 5GHz connection doesnt work for shit because muh unoptomized channels
IRC right now
>>122684336
>meme
But that's wrong
>>122684336
not a meme
>>122684336
I blame probe
>>122684336
Nice try millhouse
Where is probe?
Is he hiding somewhere?
>>122685432
Massaging cocks in the coop to save his admin position
>>122685842
oh i almost got worried
better rev up that arma then i dont want to miss that
>yahir's butthurt on deadchat
Priceless.
gief skels
>>122685432
I was playing FO4 and now I'm in game.
I turned into a monkey within a minute of getting a virus.
>>122686619you better pick institute you faggot
>>122686514
should i post you the logs, shiggy?
>>122686514
I gotta know anon, tell me about this butthurt
>>122686687
>>122686514
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger mutters, "howdy ginger"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger drones, "i did some logs digging last night"
(Follow) DEAD: Ginger Beach mutters, "That sounds incredibly dull, Yahir"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "its always fun to see people saying "fuck xevonix, fuck yahir" and "nobody should feel bad for yahir""
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman spooks, "Don't you think it's for a reason, Yahir?"
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman drones, ":^)"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger spooks, "well golly gee shiggy"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger cries, "im not quite sure that saying meanie weenie things on the internet should qualify as "this guy should be banned""
(Follow) DEAD: Ginger Beach mutters, "You're right, Shiggy, calling someone a faggot at every opportunity is justified"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "especially on a 4chan server"
(Follow) DEAD: Sophie Cowart whines, "henk"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger cries, ""someone playing a busy role that can cause a lot of stress told me to shut up, better call them a faggot every single round for 3 months""
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger cries, ""someone playing a busy role that can cause a lot of stress told me to shut up, better call them a faggot every single round for 3 months""
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "mmm, whats that smell guys? is that mmmm is that metagrudging???"
(Follow) DEAD: Ginger Beach drones, "Sure, if you don't go out of your way to do it at every opportunity for what, months?"
(Follow) DEAD: Ginger Beach cries, "And then also complain about said person not being friendly to you"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger cries, "i never expected shiggy to absolve his angers with me, i just assume we would assume the regular of silent and distant glares and quiet hatred like a normal person"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "but i forgot that shiggy is some kind of autistic russian"
>>122686838
>>122686838
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger whines, "please describe the bad words that i said that hurt your feelings"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger mutters, "so badly"
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman complains, "Someone who has a feud with you being an autistic Russian."
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "3 months ago"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger mutters, "that you felt the need to shitpost ic and ooc for 3 months"
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman complains, "It's not a need, it's a want."
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger spooks, "where did i step on the autistic russian's toes so badly 3 months ago"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger whines, "enlighten me shiggy"
(Follow) DEAD: Cory Oneal spooks, "The fuck are you niggas going on about"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "drama"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger drones, "faggoty drama"
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman complains, "Yahir's trying to find out why I don't like him so much."
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman whines, "Sadly, I don't even have a proper answer."
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman drones, "I just don't."
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger complains, "im trying to figure out why shiggy has felt the need to constantly harrass me every round for the past 3 months"
(Follow) DEAD: Patrick Bateman spooks, "Hey, not every round, sometimes I'm too busy trying to fuck men, eh?"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger cries, "i guess so ;-))"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger spooks, "but hey buddy, you said it"
(Follow) DEAD: Yahir Kepplinger cries, "not me"
>>122686838
>>122686972
I actually feel bad for him
>>122687045
That's maybe because shiggy is an insufferable shithead for (self admitted) no reason
>>122687045
>>122687274
????: [02:58:29]SAY: FreakinABonk/(Sergei Chernenko) (@170,106,1) Ghost: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
????: [02:58:32]SAY: FreakinABonk/(Sergei Chernenko) (@170,106,1) Ghost: FUCK YOU YAHIR
[02:58:41]SAY: ShiggyPiggy/(Patrick Bateman) (@105,170,1) Ghost: Fuck Yahir desu, I agree.
????: [02:59:29]SAY: FreakinABonk/(Sergei Chernenko) (@170,106,1) Ghost: awwwwwww
[02:59:32]SAY: FreakinABonk/(Sergei Chernenko) (@170,106,1) Ghost: I feel bad now.
[02:59:33]SAY: FreakinABonk/(Sergei Chernenko) (@170,106,1) Ghost: ....NOT.
????: [03:00:04]SAY: ShiggyPiggy/(Patrick Bateman) (@149,129,1) Ghost: No one ever should feel sorry for Yahir.
>Clowns who exchange their own shoes for jackboots from the costume machine
Is there anything worse?
>>122687546
Clowns that don't wear their mask
>>122687474
oh look, his gay waifu is sucking his dick, big surprise
>>122686838
>>122686972
>Yahir "I love gray cock for every meal" Kepplinger
>Complaining about metagrudge
Hahahaha
>>122687678
what a wonderful way to reply to actual evidence of you being a shithead every round to me, shiggy
Bois plzzzz.
>>122687769
Maybe if you weren't a shithead every round yourself I'd like you more.Keep thinking I'm shiggy btw, I find it hilarious
why not change your autistic name to avoid gruding
>>122687636
at least the gay waifu had a genuine reason to be calling me a dick in his own mind.
im apparently some kind of shitposting psychic who can read your past and future despite never even talking to them about ooc things
>>122687987
because changing your ic name will do nothing to stop an admin from grudging you
