Zoya 6 Edition
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Previous Thread: >>122526504
i love the joost
FOB defense requires nothing but pure skill. No button mashing here.
>>122590073
That's wonderful anon. Please do not post pictures of her.
>>122590103
>karbaga and brennan
>talking about skill
>tfw trying to S rank A Quiet Exit
>tfw trying to complete it without Quiet taking damage
>>122590292
Someone get this man a sarcasm detection device.
Meryl is cute, and I want to cuddle with her.I want to feel safe in those strong arms of hers. :3
>>122590531
She's shit. Even worse she seems to like shit.
I read in several places that there is supposed to be a cutscene when you go full demon, I didn't get it, is there a cutscene or no?
>>122590703
dereted
>>122590703
Probably dumb as shit places like Never Be Game Over.
Just got mgsv last friday through steam sharing from a friend. Such a smooth game a on a three year old Thinkpad. This is a gud gaem.
>>122590703
Pretty sure there isn't. One day I developed a nuke and all of a sudden I was 200% demon.
>>122589940
Guys what is this character's name? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJqSa2hy0X
>>122590703
Big Boss starts screaming in rage and rips the skin from his face in an effort to regain his own identity and then goes on a rampage killing everyone on motherbase until it's just him and a pile of corpses on an oil rig in the ocean.
Miller and Ocelot never actually existed.
>>122590814
Was it this one?
Any tips to beating Mission 16 for a nub? I've got the legendary gunsmith and I've mademy own silenced tranq sniper, but I've got no idea how to do #16 properly.
>>122591000Konami made me do it, honest
Miller is fat. FAT!
>>122590619
No, you're shit, anon!
>>122591042
What part are you stuck on?
If it's escaping the skulls, they will come towards you even if they don't fully spot you, so it's easy to lure them off the road and then circle behind them, fulton the truck, and sprint out of the hot zone. Also if you have D-Walker's gattling gun it shreds them like wet tissue paper.
>>122591042
right before the last stop, try to get as close to the convoy with being seen, then run up to the truck
theskullswill come out, get in one of the tanks and shoot at them until they die, then take the truck
>>122591083
He's not fat anon, he's just slightly chubbyand I like it
>>122591042
C4 them m80
>>122591042
Beat it how? You mean killing the skulls? Well honestly if you're careful you can avoid automatically alerting them if you trigger the cutscene while crawling on the ground and sneak away quietly, they'll slowly follow you but you can lure them away from the truck.
My favorite method was laying out a bunch of C4 on the ground in a sort of circle and letting them shamble over it, if they're close enough together then exploding the C4 should take all 4 out at once.
Another method is luring them away and then when you're far enough away, wide circle around them and take off with the truck.
>>122591042
Bring big machinegun or Walker with machinegun
Shoot spooky monster x4
Extract truck
Here done
>>122591569
This is Metallic Archea, right, does this work in extreme?
>>122591042
Run to the north west side of nova braga, climb the fence with the dumpster, proceed forward until the truck spawns skulls, fulton the truck immediately and run like hell, whistle D-horse to catch up to you and ride
>>122591083
Can someone tell me how and why this fat Kaz thing started and where I can find more?
I find the idea of Kaz being sensitive about his weight gain incredibly adorable.
>>122591909
Full stack of C4 will only get them from full armor down to around 50% health on Extreme.
>>122591971
No, even when they're shopped they look disgusting.
The exact same goes for the entire person, actually.
>>122591971
I'll kiss you on the lips with my fist if you keep posting this insipid weeb you fucking cumshitting faggot.
>>122590103
Fucking claymores must have IFF.
>accept support request
>Loading screen hangs, can hear waves and wind and UAV's but can't do shit
If I alt F4 right now do you think I'll be docked points?
>>122589940
I wonder what kind of relationship Dr.clark and John had in the patriots
Yo when's MGO hitting PC?
Will you guys want to play it with me?
>>122592648
When you learn to use Google.
No.
>>122592648
January, if ever.
I'll be playing anon, let's just hope it doesn't die out immediately.
>>122592648
No, but instead I'll raid your bases while you're playing it.
>>122591971
Nah, I'm must be loyal to my waifu
>christopher_moltisanti.jpg
>>122591971
I'd kiss these lips.
>>122593437
I want meryl topick me up
>>122593437
>the state of Meryl's eyebrows
Where were you when Kazuhira 'Benedict' Miller was Chief Kief all along?
So I just completed my first batch on online combat deployment for staff recruits, the new kind they added in a recent update.....
Got 80 S+ staff.....
80.
>>122593667
What do you mean, the wobbliness?
>>122594024
likely paid for it with 140 s ranks right?
not a bad trade...
I want to drink orange juice out of quiets asshole.
>>122594609
I want to drink hot chocolate out of it.
>own three fobs
ALL THESE DISPATCH MISSIONS
>>122594932
>He bought MB coins
>>122593610
Do you want her toprincess carry you to the?bed
>>122595039
Yeah and it feels good
Do they just have monkeys coding the FOB matchmaking system now? Every time I go to the Nuclear Equipped targets I either get a handful of targets that are blockaded already, or a full list of undeveloped low level FOBs with no nukes.
Also wish they'd fix what I can only assume to be blatant cheating in the PF Grade system before running events for it.
>>122595119
No.
I want to jump on her back and have her do the super running thing.
I want togo fast
>>122595180
Nuclear equipped list has always been shit.
>>122595202
>and have her do the super running thing.
>nanomachines gave Meryl superpowers
>>122591990
If I get drunk enough to the point where I'm not ashamed of myself I'll write a short thing later about Ocelot making Kaz Russian deserts all the time as his way of playing nice with him.
Because I hate you people for awakening this fetish in me.
>>122594024
What, really? 80? Holy shit I'll have to look into this.
I modded the LUA for deployment to have a 100% Win Rate and 0% Losses because losing guys in deployment is the worst. I even upped the count of guys you send to 50/100 to ensure I get service medals for most guys way faster.
I just wanted Emblem parts/Blueprints. But I assume those modifications wouldn't apply to online deployment.
>>122595631
>Making Russian deserts
well.. I guess if the support platform can engineer sandstorms...
>>122595820
No. It can only do snowstorms.
>>122594024
Which ones exactly? The only new ones I saw had something ridiculous like 5% success rate
Why can't I pick "Clouds" or "Mist" in Weather modification under fire support? They're in game weather options, so it'd be easy to implement.
Also why can't I use Weather modification on Mother Base? Rainy nights are too comfy on there.
>>122595631
>tfw just replayed the eescue Kaz mission
>he looks skinny
>come here and read this post
Pls anon. Kaz needs you.
>>122595820
>>122595904
>>122596050
>no TECHNOLOGY where the desert becomes greener if you make it rain there often enough
>no desertification as a result of sandstorms in Africa
>>122596372
It's a videogame not a fucking 1:1 accurate world anon
>can't do snowstorms in africa
shit game desu
>>122596372
I feel like when I make it rain in afgahnistan all the soldiers should start dancing and stripping in the streets with their mouths open to the sky.
>>122591525M-me too. He's just a lil doughy and it drives me nuts.
>>122591952
Except they destroy the fulton every single time. Any other way to extract the truck.
>>122591428
>this
I actually am surprised that the skulls werent in hellbound. It seemed like there kinda mission
Everything goes good until it stars the skulls.
>>122595631
A-are you drunk yet, anon?
I feel like this kinda shit should have been patched a while ago.
Really regret not stealing this guy's QT, I've been told even if they're on direct contract you get a copy.
>>122594148
I paid about 130 S - A+ ranks. The thing about these deployments are, you have about the same chance to lose A+ as you have to lose S+, so just send out your easily replaceable soldiers. I am in the process of replacing my losses already, +50.
>>122595928
These are the online deployments. Under combat deployments hit R1 (or w/e control you use) to scroll to the tab to the right. These specific online deployments have an orange circle to the left of the name, denoting they are part of an event. The ones you mention with the low success rate are not worth doing.
>complete a side op
>Boss! You need to come to mother base! Right Away!
I completely forgot this happens. Thanks Kojima
Is there a mod or something to allow modding every weapon with any part, like that one glitch allowed you to do before being patched?
>>122597389
>I paid about 130 S - A+
weird, it has never given me the option to deploy A+ or A++ rankers, it says it requires S-ranks.
>>122597264
mein nigger.
post your final stats for Finger.
a man with unparalleled capacity to forgive (best exemplified when he forgives the man who sold him out for personal gain), willingness to take upon himself the sins of others (zero, big boss), and who performs miracles (summoning sandstorms at will)
is venom jesus?
>>122597676
>the man who sold him out for personal gain
Who?
>>122597592
I'm too much of a coward to manipulate him a service cross, had too many accidental dismissals because of broken waiting rooms and stupid automatic hiring systems. Can you get GZ staff back by redownloading your GZ save?
>>122597887
Big boss
>>122597892
>Can you get GZ staff back by redownloading your GZ save?
Don't count on that, I had to start the game a second time just to get me beloved Amber Fox back.
cheat engine might help, but I don't like to use anything like that.
>>122597892
>I'm too much of a coward to manipulate him a service cross
I feel the same way, I ain't losing my fulton pimp over no damned service cross.
>>122597892
>manipulate him a service cross
How do you do this?
Anyone know if a high res image of this DD logo exists anywhere?
http://eu.levelupwear.com/image/cache/data/PRODUCTS/METAL_GEAR_SOLID_V_THE_PHANTOM_PAIN/TSLVL001MGS_0_1_422x422_104ba.jpg
>>122598292
>>122598114
What are you looking for?
CE'ing yourself a medal isn't a big deal, you can turn it on and off for individual staff members.
I use CE to make some things a little less tedious at times, such as setting sprint speed to 5 and running around Africa fulton'ing guys and setting my staff morale to maximum every other day or so.
Alternatively, you can also back up your save if you don't want to lose important staff and not use CE.
>>122598471
You can rig it so specific characters (male only) will be the ones taken prisoner in Episode 22.
But you have to take them off direct contract.
>>122591971
No anon, that's way too far!
>>122597470
happy birthday anon
>>122598471
>>122598696
You can also do this with rescue the intel agents, but like he said because who you do it with has to not be on direct contract, they can die permanently, and aren't 100% guaranteed to actually be rehired because the auto-hire system is retarded.
All you have to do is make your targets the only members of you intel team (mission 17) or R&D team (platform)
>>122591971
>>122598989
I thought the joostflu epidemic ended a few weeks ago. Fuck it. I'll try again in a few weeks.I can't handle how cute she is
>>122599106The ride never ends.
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/P8cPCJ
Would this be able to run TPP well?
>tfw you're actually starting to almost feel bad for Huey
>>122599039
>>122598696
Thanks. Too bad it doesn't work on qts but maybe this'll make some of my S into S+
>>122599430
I know that's you, Huey. Get back in the fucking boat.
>>122599462
Cute hair.
i want to see kaz ragefuck huey
>>122599471
As a side note, if you want a lot of guys with Medals, farm Honey bee puppet soldiers with S stats, you'll always get a small handful with each mission.
Not all S rank soldiers will hit S+ with 1 Medal, most usually won't unless you max out Morale too, 2 Medals will usually always bump most S soldiers up to S+ though if the morale is high enough.
>>122599263
Seems better than my rig and I can run TPP alright
>>122597586
The S rewards soldiers require A+ the S+ require S, my mistake. Still, was well worth it considering how easy S ranks are to farm.
>>122599656
oh FUCK. Now so do I.
>>122599820
does that include my dick because thats technically in her
>>122599462
Never seen this pic before. Thanks anon
>400 hours on record
>100% complete
>4000 espionage rating
>Just today learned pressing X or pizza box while aiming quick switches firearms.
>>122600206
Yong
>>122599759
Honestly why would you spend all that time in the mission for like 3 fucking guys when you could literally get 10 times that with Code Talker mission?
>>122600192
It doesnt switch between hip and back primaries though.
>>122599656
I didn't even know I wanted this until now.
>climb up ladder on 2nd FOB strut
>spotted by soldier on 1st FOB strut
Fuck it, I quit.
>>122600876
See you next week.
>>122600461
Honestly I completely forgot about CT because I always killed the skulls on my way to him so I never encountered puppet soldiers.
But you're totally right.
>>122600780
>>122600346
>>122600206
>>122599820
>>122599576
>>122599462
>>122598989
yo since we're just posting random irrelevant shit check out what i got in the mail today
When do I unlock FOB stuff? I'm on mission 14
>>122601040
Past mission 14
>>122601040
Mission 22.
Where have all the Ocelotfags gone to counteract this out of control Joostposting
>>122600986
>King Crimson
God tier taste anon.
>>122601412I was here all along, posting Joosten
>>122601282
You've just summed up her entire relevance in one sentence. Feel free to stop posting her now.
>>122601412
On to glory
>>122601412
I'm not looking to get ocelot posting deleted on sight
>>122601567
yurr purdy gurd
>>122601412
into hiding
sorry anon
>>122601567
Nice jerb
>>122601645
I think that pronunciation is very cute tbqh
>>122601609
can i keep crimson posting in that case? i could probably find a roundabout way to relate it back to MGSV, too.
>>122601509
thanks m8
>>122601412
The first quest giver in Fallout 4 is a ridiculously homosexual black guy. I'm guessing that's where most of the gayposters went.
>>122602049
I have no problems.
>>122602167
alright you're not that bad
>>122602167
Those are contact lenses, noone has eyes naturally that greenr-right?
>>122602348
well considering her eyes are blue I'd assume so
>>122602348
What the fuck possibly made Simon Cowell react like that?
>>122602348
Believe what you think.
>Fighting Sally on Extreme
>blowing up all his shit
>Ocelot: 'That's the way!'
>blow up more shit
>Ocelot: 'UR PREDDY GUD'
>mfw
i used to be all about that bosseclot until what those cunts did to venom and kaz. at least they still have each other.
>>122602542Susan Boyle
>>122602542
Susan Boyle
>>122602510
>her eyes are blue
That doesn't mean they can't look green in certain contexts.
She does wear contacts though.
>>122602645
>>122602647
Go figure.
>>122602605
Lol cry more
>>122602605Kaz knew about it
>>122602605
isn't that part of what makes them great though
they are evil and gay
Explain this color.
>>122602605
You weren't really about that then if what they did bothered you. Sounds like you were just a Kazfag in denial.
>>122602605
sounds like a you problem anon-kun
>>122602605
>>122602756
finally
>>122599898
>>122600756
I guess kaz's limbs pose too much of a problem for this to catch on
>>122602068
We're loyal to our cowboy husbando, thanks.
Do you think Konami will ever let us use the battle gear?
>>122602998
I'm sure he could force Huey to build some sort of contraption to make it easier.
>>122603061
He's so ugly.
>>122603083
Given that it seems clear lots of content for FOBs is being floodgated, I'd assume there's still a bit of single player stuff there, and they're no doubt working on DLC given the sales. I'd say so.
>>122602348
Some people do.
>>122603083
Yes
As paid DLC.
Search your feelngs anon, you know it to be true
>>122602756
go to hell, traitor
>>122602864
i won't deny it
>>122603217
Dry up those tears, joostfag. I'm sure your circlejerk buddies will see your post in no time and you can get back to discussing your inane bullshit that has nothing to do with this general.
Is Troy Baker married?
>>122603152
go to bed kaz
>>122602862
Explain why you have spam Joosten.
>>122603372
Yes.
>That intense feeling you get when you reach to the core of FOB you're invading to get your staff back undetected.
>>122603291
>go to hell, traitor
what
>>122603238
TROY BAKER ISNT OCELOT, HE DID A FUCKING TERRIBLE JOB.
>>122603445
why does she always look like someone has a gun against her head
>>122603172
>>122603268
Hopefully it will happen in the form of a free update. Maybe they will show some love for single player after they release the next FOB update.
>>122603372
Yes
He got himself a qt redhead.
>>122603417
is she qt?
>>122603445
Take your faggot ass to /joost/, you kind isn't welcome here.
>>122603083
Maybe.
I'm starting to think Konami has held off a lot of content to start releaseing it slowly and keep the game alive.
I mean, the ''REUNION'' version of Quiet's mission has been in the game files since it's launch.
zimmerman > keaton > baker
>>122603208
Is she that Olsen chick? Can't remember her name.She's pretty cute regardless
>>122603291
>not chubby kaz
anon no
So I'm guessing tne new Star Wars Battlefront wasn't too hot? How am I seeing pages upon pages of custom bounty hunters? After the patch plus fallout, I only saw one page. Is MGO back?
>>122603579
It's better than the shit that goes on here.
>>122603636
Bale > Keaton > Affleck
>>122603707
You can leave at any time.
>>122603707
Then fuck off with your ugly cumslut whore, fuck I hate you niggers so much with your autistic "reaction images" and generally retarded off-topic BULLSHIT
I have never been this mad at a group of people before, ever
>>122603639
Yeah.
I'm a sucker for green eyes.
>>122603705
>So I'm guessing tne new Star Wars Battlefront wasn't too hot?
It's a huge dissapointment, as if the game was just a base for DLCs.
There's very few guns, only 4 fucking maps, and it's obvious they are holding space battles for the season pass.
>>122603707
it isnt, youre all pathetic and REALLY fucking creepy.
>>122603636
This
>>122603695
What will we fanwank over next after chubby Kaz has run it's course? I don't ever want it to end.
>>122602348
Some people just have really green eyes.
>>122603916
"Let me express my faggot and gay love for Ocelot"
Yeah, okay buddy, try again.
>>122603583
>I'm starting to think Konami has held off a lot of content
Please be true.Chapter 3 soon, r-right?
>>122603471
That intense disappointment when it was just 10 A+ ranks andDante from the devil may cry series
>>122603881
A woman you probably didn't even know existed before this game...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19pYo4wHXM
>>122604047
being a raging faggot for ocelot is more on topic then spamming the joost's personal photos
>>122603881
Yes she is anon
She is miles better
>in b4 Huey arrives to send us all to hell
>>122603980
I shant fanwank over anything but this ever again, I pledge myself to the chubby Kaz cause.
>>122604159
That was such a good cutscene. Why couldn't we have more of these in V
>>122604047
>>122603916
Hang on cunts, just like Ocelot and Quiet, ocelotposters and joostposters are bros
>>122603864
>only 4 fucking maps
Jesus what the fuck? It's a multiplayer only game, and it has four maps? MGO has 5 and it's a free component to a single player game.
>>122604195
Thanks bro.
>>122604259
We we're, then it was 5 or so posts every hour, but you've taken it fucking overboard.
>>122600986
>>122602049
ITCOCK is fucking great.
Seems kind of a waste to just get it on CD though, vinyl would be much better
>I could probably find a roundabout way to relate it back to MGSV, too.
>21st Century Schizoid man
Miller's song, as the world becomes more and more under the control of Cipher, Kaz is slowly losing his sanity and becomes increasingly paranoid to the point where he can no longer trust anyone
>I talk to the wind
It's about Quiet
>I talk to the wind
>My words are all carried away
>I talk to the wind
>The wind does not hear
>The wind cannot hear.
Basically her talking to the wind is the equivalent of her words remaining her own, unheard by anyone else
>I'm on the outside looking inside
>What do I see
>Much confusion, disillusion
>All around me.
Quiet isn't really ever a part of Diamond Dogs, she's just there to be with Venom, and her being ostracized by everyone puts her on the "outside" of outer heaven, and she stands by watching the near vain efforts of DD to understand what Skullface's plan is
>You don't possess me
>Don't impress me
>Just upset my mind
>Can't instruct me or conduct me
>Just use up my time
Once again, Quiet is pretty much there of her own free will, trying to control her is absolutely futile
>Epitaph
The inner conciousness of Venom, whose slowly losing his faith in humanity as he continuously deals with events in his life that would bring the average man down to his knees in an absolute wreck
>Will no one lay the laurel wreath
>When silence drowns the screams.
He's talking about the result of global thermonuclear warfare, and that there will be no victor and that the world will be ever so silent
>Confusion will be my epitaph.
>As I crawl a cracked and broken path
>If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.
>But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
doing wetwork isn't easy, and Venom has had to do some borderline bad stuff, and although he's hoping good times will come, he knows that his suffering has yet to end
I based my Medic's face off mine in my autismal glory, therefore I'm related to MGS5 and spamming pictures of my face here is completely on-topic right?
I mean, that's what's pretty much going on here
>>122602892
man I miss being able to play as an Ocelot unit member in MGO1. Knocking people out with the spin of the SAA when playing as Ocelot was funny as hell too.
>>122604445
okay
>>122604238
>That was such a good cutscene.
Pfffffttttt
>>122603348
mate i'm not a joostfag i'm telling the joostfag to go to >>>/trash/
>>122604259
That was then
Joostfags have mutated and must be quarantined. We must not let them get outside.
>>122604458
POST YOUR MONGY FACE ANON
>>122604423
JUST BUY THE SEASON PASS, MY BELOVED GOY
Enjoy the full Star Wars® Battlefront experience for only $119.99!
>>122604423
It has 12 maps.
>>122604471
It was though.
>>122604439
this
I don't mind joost, but it's gotten really out of hand
we've really cut down on ocelotposting because at some point you just have to realize when you're being obnoxious
>>122604463
>Ocelot unit teasingly show up in 1 cutscene
>Never seen again
>we never get to gind out of they have been BFFs with Ocelot since they were in their 20s together
Why have you done this Kojimbles
TRIGGER WARNING
Iv'e never seen this much hostility towards Joostposting before holy shit
>>122604445
ITCOCK is one of my all time favorite albums and RED's got to be up there too.
how can one band be so perfect?
the era of gayposting has come to a close, and soon an era of crimsonposting will be ushered in
>>122604907
Then you've never been here before.
>>122604770
it still hurts...
>>122604704
I love it when Ocelotposters hivemind like this.
>>122604430
You're all over her like she's the greatest thing in the world and it's pathetic.
What pisses my off is that you faggot won't take this shit to /joost/. You guys claim this place is shit but refuse to leave.
>>122604704
it's not even joostposting anymore its avatar fagging
>>122604229
Chunby Kaz truly is a miracle
I'd like to find whoever spread this shit andcuddle them[\spoiler]
Did anyone find a way to reach that seemingly impossible to reach Digitalis near Munoko no Nioka Station? Cause Quiet's gone and left some supplies there now, so it must be reachable rightRight?
>>122604939
any recommendations for someone who's never listened to king crimson before
>>122604939
>>122604445
>>122602284
why is michael giles so handsome?
>>122605102
There was a way up there but i had it dereted
t. Kojima
SAVE US HUEY
>>122605004
How is it that you STILL don't get that they won't leave because you keep complaining about it?
How much of a fucking retarded newcunt are you? shut your trap for 5 minutes and they'll stop
>>122605136
Download one of their albums and listen to it.
>>122605214
Fuck off, Huey.
>>122604907
To be fair, they're just spamming, now.
>>122604973
>THERMALS
damn, those bastards look cool even though it's just a black re-skin of the regular fatigues.
>>122604907
They're reviled literally all over the internet. Joosters need nuking from space.
>>122605136
In the Court of the Crimson King is really accessible and easy to get into, as their most well known album.
>>122605215
Make me, faggot.
Also that was my 3rd post.
>>122605304
It's the berets.
>>122605164
Those berets looks really fucking weird.
>>122605215
>hurr it's somehow your fault for complaining about joosten avatarfagging! this makes it okay to joostenpost!
>>122605064
Imagine Kaz making himself a "generously portioned" midnight snack, only to be caught by Ocelot, and turning bright red."Are ALL those cookies really just for you, Miller?"
>>122605214
Huey isn't here to save us
Because we exiled him
WE DID THIS
WE CREATED THIS HELL FOR OURSELVES
>>122603636
Wrong
Onto glory with
Baker= Keaton > rest
>>122604939
Yeah they're great, although I'm more a fan of the earlier stuff. The later stuff just doesn't click with me
>>122604445
>Between the iron gates of fate
>The seeds of time were sown
>And watered by the deeds of those
>Who know and who are known.
This is referring to the brainwashing process that had performed on him, and how they had planted the seeds of his future as acting as BB's phantom
>The fate of all mankind I see
>Is in the hands of fools.
Once again he's speaking of nukes, and how these devastating weapons are being held by heads of states that don't know better and will end up ruining the world and the human race in their pettiness
>Moonchild
This song actually is almost an opposite reflection of Psycho Mantis, the biggest piece of evidence being
>In a milk white gown
The moonchild wears a flowing thin white dress allowing it's wearer freedom of movement, while PM is stuck in a black straightjacket, meant to restrain it's user
Most of the song speaks of a child going around doing child things, of just relaxing and enjoying life, which PM never got to do due to his condition
>Playing hide and seek
PM is constantly appearing and disappearing everywhere
>With the ghosts of dawn
Probably in reference to the sorrow, who have evidence of some connection as shown by screaming mantis in 4
>Waiting for a smile from a sun child
He was waiting for Eli (a sun child, as he has fury red hot like the sun, and was in the sun so much it bleached his hair)
>The Court Of The Crimson King
Diamond Dogs as seen by Huey
>The rusted chains of prison moons
>Are shattered by the sun.
Prologue of when MSF is destroyed, as MSF brainwashed it's soldiers and forced them to fight under a banner of a warmonger.
>I walk a road, horizons change
>The tournament's begun.
Huey spends 9 years with SF, and horizons change when he gets in cahoots with DD and is brought back to MB
>>122605847
okay
>>122605887
kill yourself
>>122605749
>Ocelotfags trying to get Huey to fire up the Modwalker
What are your color schemes for Diamond Dogs and your Buddies?
>MSF Emblem (Like the trailers/promotional art)
>Olive Drab
>Bandana
>DD Battle Suit
>Quiet DD (Sniper Wolf) Outfit
>D-Horse Battle Suit
>Security Team in Battle Suits
>All Vehicles in Splitter Camo
I couldn't decide what camo to paint the Vehicles and Pequod at first and tried various things including the Bionic arm color scheme you can use, eventually I noticed that the Camo all Battle Suits use is Splitter, so I went and painted all my Vehicles to match that for a nice default look.
I'm pretty pleased with how everything looks.
>>122605887
Pls not this again
>>122605447
You look really fucking weird
>>122605940
meant for
>>122605806
I would have gotten triple rekt if he hadn't gotten spooped and committed Sudoku.
>>122606031
o-oh, okay then
it was my post but whatever you say man
>>122605609
That's not what i'm saying at all, you fucking dumb cunt. I'm saying that the reason for most of the Joostposting is obviously just to "shitpost" and annoy Huey and maybe the other few people so much. If there wasn't so much complaining they'd come here maybe once every 5 or so threads like they used to instead of what's going on now.
Jesus christ you make out like it's hard or something
>>122605847
'discipline' is about as far as i can get into them before the later stuff loses its touch.
in the wake of poseidon is amazing though, everything underwhelming in between was kind of redeemed with that album
>>122605991
>Bandana
WHY? Seriously it looks like it was added in at the last minute
>>122606029
Did you draw it? Did I hurt your feelings?
Berets shouldn't look like that.
>>122606154
no bandana = no ponytail
>>122606136
it's not very hard to just... not shitpost, either
Is there a new event FOB? Mosquito expired yesterday.
>>122606029
They do, though. They're too small and look like they're stretched across their heads like some sort of beanie.
>>122606086
It's easy to get invaded with just CQC
>>122606031
>Liking Zimmerman
Kindly reciprocate
Baker's Ocelot is ..............pretty good.
Despite the redundancy and lack of characterization thanks to poor writing.
>>122606226
If the elite Ocelot Unit of Spetznaz want their berets to look weird I'm afraid you're just going to have to deal with it.
>>122605991
looks great!
>>122606154
>>122606236
Literally this.
At some point they'll surely have to add the properly detailed one shown with the MGS3 Sneaking suit in the trailer.
>>122606292
Mosquito's still on.
>>122606450
did anyone else kind of like patrick laine? he sounded kind of weird in some parts ("MY HAND") but i liked the not-quite-old but old man with a bit of humor sound to it instead of gravely cowboy
>>122605991
I like the zebra stripe jeeps. It's like we're on an African Safari tour.
>>122606291
On 4chan? nah m8
>>122606571
laine is zimmerman
>>122606459
In my head, I always imagine Ocelotfags are dressed like members of the Ocelot unit.
>>122606450
Troy Baker's voice is so fucking cozy I can't hate him for anything.
>>122606450
>Baker's Ocelot is ..............pretty good.
Pretty shit*
>>122606648
fuck off with your conspiracies, kazelot is enough
>>122606571
wow i feel retarded i thought MGS1 ocelot's name was patrick laine for some reason and some zimmerman dude did mgs2
disregard this
>>122606583
Reminds me of the Zebra colored Matchbox jeeps you could get as a kid.
That's a good look too.
>Support Chopper Unit Function: A
so more chopper parts coming then?
>>122606029
Sorry to nitpick, but...
>berets folded to different sides
That's not how you uniform.
>>122606767
function grades are entirely dependent on staff grades, you can have everything developed and have a D-rank research grade, or vice versa
>>122606767
doubtful, all the updates have been focused on online shit
minoxidil and propecia arent working. wat do.
on topic. CHAPTER 3 IS COMING THEY CHANGED THE MOTHER FUCKING TAPES
>>122606652
What would Kazfags dress like?
>tfw it's burgers
>>122606890
I'm not about to learn moon to point that out to some nip on pixiv
>>122606450
Keatons my fave. J-JUST SAYING.
>>122606912
I'm talking about R&D. That's dependent on what you've developed. I just developed the last D-Walker thing just now and it went up to S, and as I've finished developing all the other groups' gear, it increases. The only one not at S now is the chopper, so I'm willing to bet it's getting new shit.
Come on guys, I'll pay like 50c for it.
>>122606292
Where the hell is this Event? I haven't seen anything listed in awhile.
>>122607013
>>>/trash/
>>122606931
minoxidil only works on like 40% of men, if you haven't seen results in six months you're fugged m80.
Try that finsomething shit. Just don't cry if you get accordion dick
>>122606923
"Defenders can now call in fire support during FOB missions."
Calling it now.
>>122605847
>Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
>For the court of the crimson king.
He's speaking of the three versions of the english strain, of which SF surely would have used all of to destroy Venom
>The keeper of the city keys
>Puts shutters on the dreams.
He's most likely thinking of Ocelot here, Ocelot has always been the one to get things done his way, and thus "has the keys", and he puts shutters on the dreams of all those abducted into DD and once again forced to serve under the banner of a warmonger
>I wait outside the pilgrim's door
>With insufficient schemes.
He's not actually standing outside the door of a pilgrim, but of the crimson king himself, but he values him so lowly that he doesn't believe he deserves the title of king, and Huey'sinsufficient schemes are his lack of ideas on how to turn the situation to his advantage
>The black queen chants the funeral march,
>The cracked brass bells will ring;
The black queen refers to Quiet (who is signified by black, the black around her eyes, her black bikini, her dark XOF outfit, etc), she "chants" the funeral march as the the result of shining lights is due to VCP, to which she is nearly directly connected with
>To summon back the fire witch
>To the court of the crimson king.
The fire witch is a nuke, a monster of fire which engulfs all and knows no mercy, and Venom plans on building a new one, just like the fire witch had been present back at MSF
>The gardener plants an evergreen
>Whilst trampling on a flower.
Refers to the "good" deeds of DD, they think they might be doing good for the world, but they end up causing more harm as a result
>I chase the wind of a prison ship,
>To taste the sweet and sour.
Huey joins them for the final assault on Skullface, joining them on the helicopter (which is a prison ship due to how it collects all the fultoned prisoners) and takes the sweet and sour of revenge as he delivers the final blow to Skullface
>>122606672
>having shit taste
>being this Jaded
Fuck off
>>122607013
if B.I.G. didn't die so young, what would his music be like today? how would it have changed?
do you think he killed pac?
>>122606923
We got new D-Walker equipment. That's not usable in FOBs.
>>122607048
those things upgrade based on your unit level
alright FOB time scrubs
>playing FOB pretty well for once
>on the bridge for last platform undetected
>defender alert
>get spawn back at the bridge of the third platform
>defender instantly disconnect for some reason
>do my thing again
>I drop out of the game too
>- 500 heroism, -3000 espionage points (mission aborted), defender has a wormhole open to retaliate
ok
>other game, getting up the pipe near the bridge to cross the first platform
>get spotted without alert somehow
>I'm in a long enough lose streak that I decide to play it cautiously and go down the pipe
>drop and push the right direction key
>instead of going right, he turns around on the opposite direction and jumps into the sea
it happened twice tonight. I don't even know.
another good one
>alert status, everyone is on my ass
>go prone to try to get myself forgotten
>use that time to tranquilize people on the opposite platform
>some guards spawn right on my face
>cqc the shit out of him
>a bit later on, something similar happens except he appears on my back, shoots me dead in about 2 seconds
>>122607048
I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that grades are based on staff, if you go to your R&D staff management and hit triangle or Y you will see the grade requirements for everything, and the helicopter is level 99.
>>122607048
>That's dependent on what you've developed.
No, it's not.
>>122607136
>You hear the Defenders chopper theme if it's an ingame song.
>>122607013
I have
>>122607197
okay
>>122600986
>all of those strikeouts
thanks mod walker you're a hero
>>122607136
Well the chaff function would actually be useful if you could.
>>122607269
Her face is quite assymetrical for a model.
>>122607170
notorious B.I.G.B.O.S.S
>>122606450
Ocelot and Kaz had great voices in this game.
>>122607345
her face is old and wrinkly for a model
>>122607156
>that dead eyed Huey stare
Why was this man allowed custody of his child and why did another woman allow him to be around her child
>mods
>>122607405
Ocelot only sounded good in cutcenes.
>>122607459
Gonna need t see some proof of that, anon.
A big sample size is a must. For science, of course.
>>122607405
Kaz certainly did, yeah.
>>122607349
>debut album titled "Ready to Die"
>postmortem release entitled "Life after Death"
is b.i.g. naked snake?
>>122607136
What if you hit your own men?
In fact what happen if you kill your own during FOB defense?
>>122607558
I liked Baker (pls no bully) but Robin Atkin Downes was the best performance in the whole game. Even if Chief Kief had more lines put in he would still probably be #2 behind Kaz.
>>122607156
>The pattern juggler lifts his hand;
>The orchestra begin;
>As slowly turns the grinding wheel
>In the court of the crimson king.
Now unopposed, the true song of DD will be unleashed, as there's nothing to stop them. With the grinding wheel is the constant machinery press that all captured prisoners go through as they are turned into DD staff
>On soft grey mornings widows cry,
>The wise men share a joke.
>I run to grasp divining signs
>To satisfy the hoax.
This is Huey's exile, everyone is against him and despite his best efforts no one will believe the truth, and so he allows the exile of himself as he knows no one won't fall for Miller's lies
>The yellow jester does not play
>But gently pulls the strings
>And smiles as the puppets dance
>In the court of the crimson king.
The killer blow, this refers to Miller (yellow jester, due to his yellow scarf during his MSF days and his general jokester attitude) as the conniving snake that Kaz is, he doesn't actively participate in DD, but is pulling the strings of the kingdom in the shadows, manipulating Venom and controlling the brainwashed puppets that are the loyal soldiers of DD. Miller can't be trusted, he's doing everything for his own goal.
BRAVO KOJIMA
I've been playing this since day 1 and I still have no clue how the online rankings work (the ranks, espionage, and online emblems).
How do I figure out if someone plays a lot of FOBs? I want to support players that get attacked a lot because I like defending.
>>122607760
okay
>>122607659
they get tallied at the end and you lose points, thats it
as far as I know a defender is free to slaughter anything he wants, but usually theyre more focused on the invader
>>122607760
okay
huey is simultaneouslly the most lovable yet hateable character ever
>>122607659
Unless it's changed recently yYou can't hurt your own men during FOB defense.
Like you can't even put them to sleep and have an honorable 1v1 with the invader
>>122607723
Kaz was my favourite VA performance of the year, but he didnt even get nominated at the video game awards.
>>122607813
How is he lovable? I was annoyed by him the moment I rescued him and wanted him dead the moment he blamed BB for the soldiers deaths.
>>122605991
Everything runs golds and blacks. No camo. No exceptions.
>>122607891
annoying considering sometimes they shoulder you out of cover for no reason.
>>122607902
Who are the nominees?
>>122607807
>>122607793
you know it's better than joostenposting
>>122590531
>ywn /GFD/ Meryl gf
>>122607965
his voice is great, and his dialogue is hilarious
>>122607902
Those awards are bullshit anyway tbqh, it would have been really nice to see him at least nominated for something though. Miller was never even a character I liked but in this game I just became a borderline Kazfag. His fall from grace is the best.
>>122607723
Downes is a great VA, like in Asuras Wrath and TF2.
Is it weird that I felt bad for every bad guy in this game?
I felt bad for Skullface when he was just laying thereburning up.
I felt bad for Huey too, even though he was an asshole the entire game.
>>122608050
It's really not though.
But I'm a Joostfag so I guess I'm biased.
>>122608040
Best Performance
>Ashly Burch as Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
>Camilla Luddington as Lara Croft (Rise of the Tomb Raider)
>Doug Cockle as Geralt (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt)
>Mark Hamill as The Joker (Batman: Arkham Knight)
>Viva Seifert (Her Story)
>>122607902
It didn't stand out to me all that often. But his acting in the Huey exile scene was incredible. He was pretty good too right after you rescue him, while you carry him, and on the ride back to base.
>>122608209
what the fuck
>>122608157
>>122608261
>>>/trash/
>>122608060
Oh. Yeah, I agree, his dialogue is hilarious, but goddamn he is a piece of shit.
>>122608209
Well, Hamill is probably gonna win.
>>122608157
>(848 KB, 5000x5000)
You're the problem with Joostposting, anon.
>>122608209
>Mark Hamill as The Joker (Batman: Arkham Knight)
>Viva Seifert (Her Story)
These two shouldn't be on the roster. Didn't know Hamil was the Joker though
>>122589940
Dr.Clark getting fuck by BB in a private office, meanwhile Zero, Sigint, EVA and Ocelot talk in other office when?
>>122608145
Couldn't gice a shit about Skull Face until
>lying trapped
>half dead
>'KILL MEEEE'
>>122608209
Can't believe he didnt even get a nomination. It was a far more emotive performance than everyone else on that list, bar maybe Hamill.
>>122608171
hey, I'm a joostfag too, but I thought it'd be fun making a connection with the lyrics of ITCOCK to the events of MGSV especially after I realized how well they can actually fit together
>>122608209
who the fuck is Viva Seifert and what the fuck is her story?
also fuck them for not having RAD, probably one of the my favorite video game character performances hands down
>>122608209
Geralt's VA definitely deserves to have won.
Just like W3 deserves GOTY.
>>122608457
>fucking huey shoots him
>>122608542
>Just like W3 deserves GOTY.
Too far.
>>122608542
normally i'd tell you to get out or something but you are welcome anywhere that joostenposting needs to be mitigated
>>122608209
>Geralt
>Best VA
Is this an actual joke? Someone thought that monotone stone man performance was good?
>>122608526
>who the fuck is Viva Seifert and what the fuck is her story?
"Her Story is an interactive movie video game" - indie trash.
>>122608209
>Her Story
>>122608542
It's just a subpar David Hayter impression. 6/10 you made me reply.
>>122608593
>>122608675
Geralt is unemotional and deadpan but his performance is still very nuanced and conveys a great emotional range, much better than how everyone in MGSV sounds monotone and like they're talking in a vacuum.
>>122608651
Huey was so proud after he did, like a kid riding a bike for the first time.
>>122608209
>Flat deliveries from Tumblr-pandering indie bullshit interactive stories get nominated
>No RAD
>>122608053
GFD?
>>122608830
I was referring more to the "W3 deserves GOTY" part.
This award show is playing us like a damn fiddle!
>>122608830
>everyone in MGSV sounds monotone
Heres your (You)
Nuke tab on PS4 is constantly populated now, ive dismantled 8 nukes just in the last few hours
Damn, I have an itch to replay MGS1 just to hear Campbell's voice again.
>>122608209
Burch and Cockle are the only two that even warrant nominations here.
Hamill's performance isn't really a standout, Tomb Raider has been out for a whole WEEK, and nope nope nope on Her Story.
>>122608946
I don't see why. There's no denying it was hands down the best AAA game released this year, probably the last truly great AAA game ever released in fact, given the way the industry is heading.
>>122608852
i hate huey so much but there's nothing i can do about it. just seethe. just like in-game. pottery...
>>122608946
It does though?
>>122604939
>crimsonposting
how is it even going to work
>>122609085
Thanks, just found one. Never stolen a nuke or even found an FOB with one before. Getting pretty excited.
how do people even get this much ammo
>>122609308
I hate how she's always self aware of the camera wherever she is.
Reminds me of that super-awkward moment Natalie Portman had in that football game.
POST YFW WITCHER 3 WINS THE OSCAR
>>122608672
>Literally posting about another game with their own general is more welcome than posting about someone has actually something to do with Metal Gear
Holy shit man while I agree Joostposting needs to calm down, you are becoming way too obsessed with them
>>122609121
>that awful fucking gameplay
Fuck no.
Couldn't even put 6 hours on that shit.
>>122594932
>he's on PC so all he does is FOBs
I feel sorry for some of you. I'm glad I didn't get mgsv for my PC or else I'd be stuck doing FOBs. Last time I did an FOB was for Mosquito. Konami are trying so hard to keep their game relevant, but it's over.
I've had enough of dreaming. Goodnight, pkeks who restrict to one platform.
>>122609529
The equip more guns.
>>122609754
Good night, kiddo.
>>122609754
I'm not interested in any console exclusives as of now.
And i'm sure as hell glad I didn't get a console to play this dissapointment of a game.
>>122609698
Please explain what you found lacking, friend. What aspect of the gameplay? Besides how poorly Roach controlled I can't think of a single thing.
I'm on PS4
>>122609754
Honestly I like training on my own FOB, trying out different methods of infiltration.
>>122609554
>mfw my 50 hour Witcher 3 save file corrupted and I can't get it back
Ciri or Quiet, lads?
>>122609864
>Kiddo
It's Huey!
>>122609938
okay
>>122609938
so are a lot of people
MGSV is multiplatform, you know!
>>122609529
You can carry, I dunno, around 600 rounds in some loadouts?
Plus you can pick up ammo of guards now
>>122609343
I DID IT
>>122609754
>le ebin platform wars of epicness
Why do /v/edditors leak here?
>>122609895
The way it controls, is awkward as fuck.
The animations are too stiff, walking around normally with your sword drawn instead of taking an attack pose it's just the normal walking animation with the sword on his hand.
It's just so off putting I just couldn't play it anymore.
The combat feels good, but when most of the game is walking around, and that doesn't feel good at all, I just dropped it.
This has been a problem for me with the 3 Witcher games.
I just couldn't get into them.
>>122609970
Ciri
In a perfect world Joost would've done mocap for Ciri instead of garbage like MGSV
>>122609529
at least he was playing as intended.
>>122609970
Well, I didn't play The Shitcher, so...
>>122610115
Geralt goes into a combat stance if there's enemies around, if you're just walking around with your sword drawn in non-combat why would he assume a combat stance?
>>122610217
>He hasn't played the Game of the Year
literally why?
>>122610227
Don't do it man, save it up for a bikini on MGO.
>>122610330
I played MGSV mate
>>122610330
Walking Coversation Simulator 2015
>>122610270
It would feel less awkward than just having the normal walking stance with the sword sticked in his hand.
If you have your sword out, is because you are ready to attack.
It just feels so awkward.
CDPR simply can't make a game that controls good.
>>122610217
>The Shitcher
you really typed this out
like your brain said 'yeah this sounds clever'
really
>>122610373
Kojima pls go you have a job to look for
>>122610427
pham it's pretty funny 2bh
>>122610330
I particularly don't care about it.
Seriously, I've seen gameplays, read reviews, and I see nothing that attracts me, that tells me
>''Hey, you should play this''
Don't know why, the game just makes me feel complete indifference.
>>122610454
Yeah, I wonder why are there people who like MGS more than other games in the Metal Gear general.
>>122610427
Well, I was going to go with The Bitcher first, but I thought Shitcher sounded more pejorative.
Thanks for the cute Joost. I made the right call.
>>122610409
Maybe stop taking your fucking sword out for no goddamn reason then
>get anti reflex S
this is pretty nice
>>122610560
Or maybe CDPR should make a game that feels good when playing it.
It's awkward as fuck.
The walking animations feels so stiff, as if I was playing GTA SA, it's so exagerated...
I don't know why after 3 games they haven't been able to do it well.
>>122610405
As opposed to Crouched Walking Desert Sneak Simulator?
>>122600986
Nice taste unlike those Josten posters.
>>122610454
Kojima doesn't speak english silly!
>>122610706
Well, I can walk and talk. I can't sneak around a Russian-occupied Afghanistan in a cardboard box with Stefanie Joosten.
all of this joosten posters creep me the fuck out, they all remind me of that guy who went nuts and got shot in the street with a knife in his hands.
anti-theft devices in 3 days
has anyone seen it yet? does it really just sound an alarm if you get near it?
I would say that Witcher discussion belongs in Witcher general, but it's completely dead, so don't worry, you can seek refuge here.
>>122610812
You can if you put your mind to it
Can we at least agree they're both better than Fallout 4?
what did he mean by this?
>>122610706
Are you seriously trying to pretend MGSV can only be played like that?
>>122610909
But it's easier to play a video game about it.
>you will never fug the Joost in a cardboard box Peace Walker style
Why live?
>>122611035
I'm having fun with it.
Though i'm 30 hours in and already feeling fatigue from it.
I've put 250 hours on MGSV and I still go back every day and do a couple of missions.
>>122611063
he meant he was placing his hand on his penis
>So i did a bit of research because i found odd that skullface would wear a mask out of nowhere,and i found that the mask he is wearing is used in plays and was used in ballets...so my theory is,what if skullface was just playing a role,like that would explain why he is so over the top even tho he is not the first over the top soab in the mgs series.
>>122610896
fuck off, no they cant.
>>122611035
After watching more gameplay I'm not even sure that FO4 is particularly bad.
>>122610896
>check out Witcher general
>mfw it's just one guy posting Ciri to bump it
Fuck, that's sad.
>>122611240
It's not bad, but fuck, it's going to need tons of mods to fix it into a proper RPG, plus fix the settlement building, specially wall placing.
>>122611240
I own the game
paid full price for it
It's awful m8
>>122611231
This.
Post MGO Bikinis
>>122611240
It's not particularly bad, but it's removed a lot of stuff past games had, and it just doesn't feel good to play. It controls poorly, runs poorly, and looks like shit. It's a timesink, and it's alright, but dear god I feel for anyone who was looking forward to it.
boy I sure like talking about Metal Gear
>>122611347
>It's not bad, but fuck, it's going to need tons of mods to fix it into a proper RPG
That explains every Beth game since Morrowind.
>>122611347
>A Bethesda game needing mods to fix it
Whoa, I'm sure nobody saw this coming.
>>122611071
Are you really going to pretend MGSV encourages any kind of diverse playstyles?
>>122611431
No, but this one feels as if they just gave you the base game and Todd said
>''Haha, good luck with the mods, haha''
It feels like there's a lot of potential there, but fuck.
>>122611425
Nah Witcher is apparently related m8. This is what you asked for
>>122611425
Then talk about it, nerd. Nobody's stopping you.
>>122611492
It really does, and if you can't see that you're blind. The game gives you plenty of tools, the majority of which are polar opposites of each other and makes it damn rewarding and fun to try new approaches. If you played the whole game with the tranq and crouching, then no wonder you didn't like it.
>>122611391
Fuck off, we've all seen that exact same series of shitty images enough times by now
>>122611492
>I crouched around in a sneaking suit shooting tranqs at everything so thats exactly how everyone else played it
>>122611552
>not Milky
>>122611552
Fucking ruined with that retarded hair style. Goddamnit.
>>122611492
Considering they give you a fuckload of lethal weapons, the option to bring in a tank or call in attack helis, yeah, or just ghosting, yeah.
>>122611554
>using 'nerd' unironically
Back to Reddit.
>>122611552
>>122611643
why are you so committed to ruining the thread
for everybody else?
>>122611646
Obviously a wig m8
>>122611413
>but it's removed a lot of stuff past games had
There's no "Hardcore" or whatever it was called mode, is there?
>mfw Joost presents the Oscar to the Witcher 3 team at the VGA
>>122611552
>>122611618
>>122611231
>>122610427
>>122609965
Here, you can have the best of all worlds
>>122611710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A
>>122611532
It's probably why they pushed for modding on consoles. They've just accepted that they push out half-finished games.
>>122611710
yeah they totally ruined all the witcher talk m8
>>122611753
Doesn't make the picture any less ruined.
>>122611646
You can't ruin shit.
>>122611910
OKAY WHO IS THIS
I was informed some people were talking shit about it, where are they?
>>122611970
One of Joosten's gaijin homies
>>122611970
Punished Joost
https://twitter.com/lovelymilky
>>122607797
delete this
>>122612016
They're fucking ruining Japan
>>122612016
A NAME
I NEED A NAME
>>122611643
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is this? If this was Quiet I'd 100% support Quietposting
>>122612015
I will never buy any of your games again Todd
kys
>>122605164
> Oцeлoт пoдpaздeлeния вceгдa пpизывникoв-члeнoв
Блядь...
>>122611997
>male
>good characters
Not in my watch.
>>122610886
It's like an area of effect tripwire. It's actually pretty good.
>>122612203
>>>/trash/
>>122612015
Not in here dear friend, us MGS fans were simply praising the unparalleled masterpiece that will sweep the VGA by storm, Fallout 4. We know when we've been bested, and a tip of the hat to old Todd.
>>122611997
>bitching about a game he isnt legally old enough to buy
>>122611997
>that Geralt is now the single greatest male video game character of all time.
Whoa there, I like the witcher, I'm currently ready the last wish, even I think that's bait.
>>122612281
no he's been a fan for 17 years, he's actually ancient.
>>122612281
>17-year fan
>not 17-year-old fan
Shaking my head to be honest pham.
>>122612257
lol what a gay
>>122610153
this exact same shit happened to me...; wtf does it mean? He just run and gun? How did he get into the core?
>>122612319
You can start by fucking off, that would mark a massive improvement.
>>122612380
What were they laughing at?
It's adorable.
>>122612483
Huey
>>122612483
Tommy Leet's masturbation video, iirc
>>122612389
since there are 0 guard neutralizations and they never move to combat alert after seeing him I can only assume it's some kind of hack, almost like he somehow brought an unlimited use chicken hat to an FOB. He's being spotted by every last guard but no one does anything.
>>122612483
Joost is in the process of being scared by a spoopy ghost
GaB is laughing at Joost for getting scared by a spoopy ghost
>>122612261
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>>122611492
It's funny that you think it doesn't.
>>122612590
That's a she?
>>122612581
But what game?
>>122612569
respect the dead m8.....
It's time to make a new thread, this is beyond saving.
>>122612659
its fucking ocelot you fag
fuck man the lighting in this game holy shit
>>122612732
Why? They'll just move to that one too and then we'll have two shitty threads.
>>122612660
P.T
How can you play a game that reinforces the patriarchy?
>>122611997
Actually Big Boss is still cool and arguably better than before because the game didn't turn out to be the BIG BOSS IS THE MOST NASTIEST EVIL MAN NOW shit some people wanted.
>>122612821
happily
>>122612814
Danke
>>122612821
Happily.
So is it possible to fulton someone indoors now? I fulton punched someone inside and I still got the fulton points.
>>122612770
>More shitposting will save the thread
No, it won't. Seriously, fuck off.
>>122612389
That guy is invulnerable to lethal damage.
I've timed it on my own FOB, that time is right about how much time it takes to straight line sprint from the fourth platform to the core if nothing slows you down.
>>122612790
Well the it's simple really.
You'll just know where to go
>>122611780
they have a survival difficulty but all it does it up the enemy health as usual, and makes it so stims take a while to heal you
If I every see joosten I'm going to have an autistic breakdown and start screaming for mods and attempt to strangle her.joosten was a mistake, quiet should have been modeled after dante
>>122613069
Because she's always so lonely ;_;
>>122613047
Found one of the shitposters. They make it so easy get offended at the slightest provocation.
Huey told us Joost posting was the death of us
We forgot how bad it was
We forgot what it was like
He was right, they take an inch they go a mile.
Why didn't we listen?
>>122613004
yes but if he's being shot the objective should be closed.
I've had enough of dreaming.
From now on, I'll be neither awake, or asleep.
>>122613164
It's false Joostposters purposefully pushing the limits to get the real Joostposters all banned.
I like Punished Joost too but there's literally no reason to post her here.
>>122613335
How do you know there is even a difference?
They've always just kept posting if they felt they could keep going.
Nice, I see joostfags got rekt by mods. What's the best way to deal with them? Report and ignore?
>>122613496
>How do you know there is even a difference?
Because I'm a Joostposter and I'm the difference.
>>122613637
One person doesn't change the rest.
>>122613554
yea report and ignore.
its a lot of work mods and janitors have to do, but its their job if they can just ban them for like a month they will be saving 4chan and have less cancer to deal with
It really pisses me off that the sound for failing a combat dispatch mission is the same as the one for succeeding so I can't tell just by the sound.
Huey was right
I'm sorry for calling you shitter
>>122613554
>What's the best way to deal with them?
Drown yourself in a pool.
>>122613821
okay huey
>>122613954
You sound upset
>>122613954
Oh, I'll get in a pool alright. With your mum, lol!
>>122613747
huey pls
>>122613971
huey is ok
>>122614265
keep giving yourself a pat on the back, huey
>>122612356
>17 year fan
>underage
That's not what I said. Can you read?
>>122614229
tumblrkiddo please stay mad and butthurt
>>122614229
How can one person be more than one person?
Anyone have the grade 7 IR detector yet? what good is it above the 2 beam version?
>>122614415
For what reason would I be mad?
Man, until now I'd just been sticking with easy pickings when I invaded FOBs, but I just took a nuke off a 4/4 FOB *and* the defender was present.
Feels pretty cool even though I didn't survive.
>>122614389
You're quoting the wrong person.
>>122614523
I don't have it yet, but I assume it gives it a center beam that can't be dived through the way the two beam version can
>>122608651
Whether it was intentional or not, seeing Huey do that from Boss's perspective makes you notice just how petty and stupid revenge is when used as a motivation.
>>122614549
Because crying Huey is a sham.
Multiple people want you gone.
>>122614932
Probably because he just walked up to an already dying man, shot him in the head and then shouted revenge in the most stupid tone ever as if he had just completed that whole mission himself.
>>122614975
I'm not even the person you are targeting, I just posted that one piece pic looooooool
>>122611646
That kind of hairstyle is great, but it definitely doesn't suit her.
In the off chance I manage to raid someone with a nuke, what is the best course of action?
I know you have to sprint to the nuke fast, but how to not get shot dead by then? Hail?
>>122615101
>looooooool
>>122615146
way I did it was stealth around the platforms edges and climb up where the nukes are, close enough, and sneaky sneak to them to fulton. was easier than I thought.
>Trying to sneak past the Skulls in Code Talker
>Get all the way up the waterfall behind them
>Touch ankle-deep water and die
>Try to get past them again taking the exact same route
>They see me every fucking time
>>122615317
I just managed to do it for the first time
took dhorse and sprinted down the river, got to the cracks and climbed on up and past them
>>122615317
If you're in the river you should be invisible to them, just go to the waterfall and follow every available crack, then proceed along the right until you hit the bridge and you should be impossible for them to see.
Something doesn't add up here.
>>122615585
ITS A SPY, KILL IT, KILL IT
>>122615543
>>122615571
That's exactly what I'm doing. For some reason they kept spotting me about halfway. I just restarted the mission and so far so good; I'm passed the point they kept spotting me.
>>122615839
just use this guy's route he did it in naked gold in broad daylight so if you mess it up yous a scrub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hwi6Uh9dp8
>>122615146
Stealing a nuke really doesn't have to be suicide unless a defender is there.
Getting to the nuke is not that hard, there's a safe approach that gets you right to it. It seems like a lot of people seeing extracting the nuke as the most important thing, so they rush extracting it instead of distracting or clearing our the guards who will see you when the nuke fultons away.
pic related: hueyposter
>>122616272
Pic related: joostposter
>>122616001
I think it was a glitch. Didn't need your link faggot.
>>122616272
>one person
>being this angry
>>122614438
>>122614415
>>122616462
How many times must you get blown the fuck out? Face it "kiddo", you are alone in this battle, no one likes you, and the fact that you care so much about this shows how new you are. You're a blight.
>>122616390
If you're going to get angry about getting advice don't take the time to complain.
>>122589940
>See a dummy for the first time through my binoculars
>Think it's just an LOD glitch
>Screencap it for posterity
>Get closer
>Still looks like shit
>Realize he hasn't moved
>this nigga must be glitched in all kinds of ways
>Sneak up to him with my gun pointed at him
>Get close enough to notice the stitch seams and realize he's just a dummy
gg Kojima wp
>>122616714
What does your screen shot prove? I'm confused.
Do you understand how replying works?
Holy shit, haha.
>>122617030
Dummy? What are you talking about?
Is there any M16 type barrel you can unlock? I want to make an M16 replica in gun customization.
>>122617028
>about getting advice
>suffering from a glitch
>lel do it like this skrub
Nah you can fuck off.
>>122617030
>this nigga must be glitched in all kinds of ways
Lost my shit, glitches always will be funny to me.
Look at him, smug asshole is smiling at you.Even though I have that skill that lets you tell the difference between balloon guys and regular guys, I still get confused sometimes
>>122617217
Decoy, my bad.
>>122617356
I don't see any decoys, anon.
>>122617356
I still don't know what you're talking about. All I see is a Soviet soldier standing guard at his post. See, he even has a red triangle above his head to indicate that he is an enemy.
>>122617030
A SOVIET SOLDIER...
>>122617030
Enemy decoys are way more effective than they have any right to be at times.
Especially when they're placed just inside buildings right next to doors and it's "Right. There.".
But they lose the shock factor if you use DD because you see the shape but they haven't been marked so you eventually get use to it and naturally think "Oh it's a decoy".
>>122617414>>122617449
Snake would be disappointed, guys.
>>122615585
>>122615739
Kill him anyways, wipe his E-rank meme off the face of the earth.
What sort of drugs did Ocelot abuse in order to hypnotize himself?
>>122617030
It's even better in MGO when you chuck a decoy and you get to watch another player fall for it. Comedy gold.
>>122617869
phlebotinum
>>122617030
>pop enemy decoys because muh heroism
>start seeing decoys fucking everywhere
>look at decoy through scope
>it fucking moves and looks at me
>they upgraded to moving decoys
should have had another decoy "rank" that looks uncanny like to fuck with us more
>>122617858
Why did you post a picture of a brick wall while talking about Snake?
>>122618012
Because there's Snake near the wall.
>>122617989
I saw the moving decoys on FOBs before in game, that kinda ruined for me but the moving ones are pretty fucking good.
>>122617989
>it fucking moves and looks at me
GET
OUT
Now I'll never be able to look at fucking decoys now.
>>122616272
huey dindu nuffin get out
Is it even humanly possible to do the Quiet Exit task without DWalker?
>>122618175
pay close attention and you'll see some of the decoys slowly pan left and right
maybe it's the wind
maybe they're learning
>>122618206
Yes. Besides, you can't even use it there.
>>122618206
What task? I've done all of them without him.
A Quiet Exit is one of the easiest missions in the game if you know what you're doing.
>>122618206
>Is it even humanly possible to do the Quiet Exit task without DWalker?
it's not humanly possible to do them WITH D-walker, Quiet defaults to your buddy slot.Armor parasites
>>122617989
They do get another upgrade after that that adds footstep sounds when they move.
>that one faggot crying Huey poster just got his post deleted
Thanks mods
>>122618090
That's crazy, anon. You're crazy.
>>122618294
>>122618334
Oh shit I hadn't even thought of that. That was my plan
Who is Stephanie Joonsten and why is she banned here?
>>122618476
Why? Can't you see him?
>>122618280
STOP
T
O
P
That fuckin' spooks me man. The way that anon described it seemed like the decoy looked directly into the scope.
>he looks into the scope
>you put down the scope and he's not there anymore
>pick your scope back up
>he's right in front of you
>>122618648
That's some antichamber shit there, way to clever for kojimbles.
>>122618609
What's the point of this post, joostposter? Everyone can see through your thinly veiled attempt.
>>122618609
Voice Actor and Mocap of Quiet in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. She also sang Quiet's theme
>>122618648
Inb4 creepypasta
>>122618648
I might be remembering wrong, but I think there's some decoys that always look/follow your general direction, it may have just been a fluke though.
With the slight horror/ptsd/hallucination vibe kojima was going with, they should have done with decoys in lufwa valley, have them appear behind you, in front of your scope, appear in a doorway you just went through.
Could of been some spooky shit.
God, this voice acting is fucking horrendous.
I should have never wasted time booting up PCSX2.
>>122618902
DAMNIT! This must FINISH!
>>122618902
>tfw I had the PS2 version and I bought the EU HD collection again like a dumbass instead of getting the nip version
>>122618902
There has to be an undub version
I'm almost done with a chubby Kaz fic. Where do you want me to post it?
>>122619603
just pastebin it if you don'thave a tumblr/want to link us
Wish I could use my excess fuel and GMP to make some kind of space ship and put diamond dogs on the moon, Seychelles is damn near equatorial and that's good for space dev. maybe I'm just playing too much kerbal space program, or not enough.
>shoot powerline
>it lands on quiet
>bond with quiet has decreased
I'm not even mad, this engine is too good
H E L P
E
L
P
>>122620617
the happens to every prisoner when you return to ACC. bit disturbing when QT farming.
>>122619671
http://pastebin.com/edXEsqs5
I'm not sure why I did this, but I hate you guys.
>>122620617
Ive seen this during QT farming.
Whenever you arrive to the QT and return to ACC you can catch a glimpse of her whole body reseting, leaving only teeth and eyes floating.
>need to farm digitalis purpurea
>boot up GTAV to take a break from MGS
>see this
>holding R does nothing.
>>122618826
>All throughout the valley you hear laughing every time a decoy pops up
>You follow it to its source
>It's a soldier who was popping them remotely while having a giggle
>"Troublemaker"
>>122620715
>Kaz was known for stress eating
Are you autistic?
Not even two sentences in and I'm cringing.
>>122620715
thanks anon
>>122618826
>With the slight horror/ptsd/hallucination vibe kojima was going with, they should have done with decoys in lufwa valley, have them appear behind you, in front of your scope, appear in a doorway you just went through.
>Could of been some spooky shit.
That would be so fucking cool. That place is eerie all by itself
>that Turok fog
>that ill wind
my asshole shrinks everytime I extract that nigger from Prison Extraction XX
>>122620715
>The Boss's ass, it was muscular and taught, and he could see the outline of his haunches through his sneaking suit, and if Ocelot believed in a God he would have been convinced that said God himself had shaped it with his own two hands
>>122620757
>>122620706
I AM LITERALLY STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL HELP
>>122621212
>tfw always on edge there
>paranoid there's some 1.2% rng chance something spooky would happen and nobody would believe me
>>122621364
abort to ACC, you won't lose any progress if you're free roam. If you're in a mission you're boned.
>>122621364
Yeah, don't perform CQC at that door. It's kind of weird.
>Extract every vehicle in A Quiet Exit
Whoever thought this shit was a good idea needs to be fired from the gaming industry forever.
Even when crawling in a sneaking suit, in a sandstorm, with the stealth camo active, the fucking tanks spot me from a mile away and one shot me.
>>122621535
parasite armor with fully developed parasite suit.
you dont even need to git gud, just run up the fuckers and fulton away.
be sure to not equip the most expensive pills either, Quiet calls supply drops without your permission and it can get hilariously expensive.
>>122621535
If I've said it once I've said it a million times, armor parasites. and tell quiet to cease cover.
>>122621535
P A R A S I T E A R M O R
>>122620958
Why does the ground texture look so shitty compared to the plants, I'm pretty sure GTAV looked better than that.
>>122621875
My textures are set to the High setting, that might be the reason.
>>122621535
Never take Stealth Camo into A Quiet Exit - since the enemies are all on alert by default, they see through it.
>>122621980
does gta do that thing where medium is called high, high is called very high and very high is called extreme?
It`s so funny to see such a cute face cause so much intense asspain...
Pic related, it`s Quiet and Venom, two major characters from the 2015 video game "Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain" for Playstation 4, Xbox One and PC. Don't worry, it's spoilered just in case :)
Why did my S rank soldier die picking flowers? I sent him to get black carrot not a fucking venus fly trap.
>>122622132
fuckin' tigers man.
Holy crap, is there some secret source of Tarragon that I'm missing?
The game wants 95% of the Tarragon that I've gathered since the game was released to develop one of the new guns.
>>122617227
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>122622326
nope, just grab a botanist and snatch every last tarragon on the map, wait however long it takes for them to respawn and then do it all again five times.
>>122622114
thank you for spoilering it for me anon :)
very considerate of you
>>122622326
nope that's just the new jewish requirements
I don't even know why the requirements are so steep. you'd think if they're gonna make the requirements so crazy, they'd implement an option to pay mb coins to skip needing the requirements, but nope, they're just bullshit requirements.
on top of that, if they're going to charge to speed up development, wouldn't they want it to be easy to start development?
I just don't get any of this.
>>122622087
Yes. There are no 'Low' settings.
Only 'Normal' - High - Extra High - Ultra
It's Rockstar, they don't make low quality stuff.
>>122622478
>>122622114
Anal pain is a hell of a drug
>>122622516
The new stuff isn't meant to be easy to develop. It's basically end-game content.
>>122622703
Except even at "endgame" you need to grind the fucking skin off your dick just to meet the requirements for one of them
>>122622662
I know, thats what I was referring to
>>122622516
It's very specifically designed to be rediculous.
>Prior to patch, max tarragon capacity 2000
>Patch has equipment requiring 15,000 tarragon combined
It's like they don't want you to coast off of past work or something, but they also didn't include a way to increase speed of production to match the number creep.
>>122622662
is it really? pass me some then
>>122622813
>>122622972
As long as you know what you are that's all that matters.
post random screenshots
>going back to MB covered in blood
>haven't played in a while
>DD jumps on venom
>licks his face
>face still bloody
Would of been a great TECHNOLOGY moment if some of the blood got wiped off.
>>122618826
>fuck around with decoys
>walk in front of it
>there's actually a camera in the decoys and you trigger an alert
Kojima needs to get his shit together
>>122622832
yeah, I wouldn't even mind the resource requirement but the development time is maximum bullshit.
if I'm grinding my ass off I want my new items immediately.
Porn of Flamin Buffalo skipping a shift to have a quickie with Miller in the janitor room WHEN.
>>122623006
>DD licking your blood off
Gross
Man, being soaked in blood really highlights soldier's curves.
>>122623006
>kojima suddenly working with guillermo del toro
this cant be a coincidence.
>>122623140
She wouldn't be silent that's for sure, the wheezing alone near climax would be enough for the whole command platform to hear.
>>122622696
That's FAL baka
>>122623071
it would probably be useless but now I want a throwable camera/usable flying drone
>>122622696
>Putting a drum magazine on a short barrel conversion M16 doesn't give you infinite ammo.
>>122622114
>>122622813
Are we really spoilering Quiet now?
Disgusting
>>122623006
their tits are so huge.
porn of wallaby and ponytail bullying and molesting other female staff when
>>122623006
>>122623140
Flaming Buffalo is a high level operative and a professional, she would never skip out on her duty
>>122623006
There are a few cutscenes in the rain that if you have blood on, you can see it slowly washing off. And in the game itself, if it's raining, your blood washes off.
>>122623006
I like how DD is just sitting along side pequod while they have a fucking fighter jet trying to take em down.
>>122623003
Does it bother you that much, anon?
>>122623448
>Phantom limbs
>Ocelot: "When you aim your int-scope or camera at an enemy"
>Camera...
>CAMERA...
>>122623610
someone post the MGO tits
those could kill someone, or crush a kitten
>>122623663
>tfw can't run when the sun comes up
>tfw life on the line
I hope the december update adds cool stuff for raiden skin
>>122623427
the bottom one senpai
closest you'll get
>>122623842
>"come on, press the stance button to stand up"
It's Metal Gear. They do this.
>>122623609
Just wanna make sure, that's all. Better safe than sorry.
>>122623604
Thats what the trillion dollar infinity bandanna is for.
>>122623774
No but it bothers you.
It's sad
>>122623140
>Miller is too angry and tells her this is not the time
>She gets angry and calls him a cripple
>He gets upset and hits her on the legs, kneeling her down
>Kaz takes his dick out
>Tells here she'd better do a good job or he'll have her executed
>mfw seeing Flaming Buffalo shoving Kaz's dick down her throat with Kaz hitting her and saying "Are you hurt? Try a little harder next time"
>>122624030
Only wearable by venom for REASONS. not like he's any more qualified to wear it than any other diamond dog.
>>122623671
What if Miller said it was a mission of the most dire importance?
I mean, it would be. He hasn't ejaculated in years. He only has one hand, so he can't read porn and jack off, and Big Boss is gone, so there's been nobody to fuck or be fucked by.
>>122624079
Huh? I'm just posting some quality Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain content.
pic related
>>122624224
i loved that scene
>>122624224
>This scene actually upset some people
>>122624224
fuck whoever decided to add the giggling to that scene
>>122620715
Anon I'm_sweating_
>>122624161
>he needs to read porn to jack off
what?
Whats the music that plays when Quiet snipes the jet?
>>122624412
Not Eeeeeyong Yee, he loved it as it was an empowering heartfelt scene.
BROOOTHER.
>>>/v/316963743
>>122624495
Allegiance Defined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPL1GoWcfGc
I have a lust for animals
>>122624635okay
>>122624635
Do you need a zoo?
Or do you need DD to mount you?
>>122618826
>Guilt/PTSD mechanic implemented
>Decoys start saying stuff like "Snake, there's another..in my.." with Paz's voice, or "It's your fault they died", "Everyone hates you, 'Big Boss' ", distorted Here's to you like in Shining lights even in death
>Sometimes when you're sneaking you will hear gasping and then reflex mode will be triggered even if you deactivated and you will see Chico, Strangelove, Paz, Infected soldiers, the dead soldier who died in BB's hands in GZ or even Hideo Kojima spotting you
That would be great, also Kaz and Ocelot asking if you're ok with Venom saying he's allright would be a great touch
>mfw modders change the sound files to WHOOOOO, Wouldn't you agreeeeeee and that's why I'll show you my demon
>>122624635
>>122624726
Such a lust for animal feces[/spoiler]dOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOit defecate
When I look to support people, who should I look for? I need a Medal of Honor to get my favorite qt to S rank.
If defending others doesn't work, how do I bait people into attacking my maxed out FOB? Non-lethal long range with no defenses?
>>122624507
He also listens to Quiet's theme everyday
>>122624635
ZOOOOOOOOOO?
>>122624916
>When I look to support people
When you first start FOBs.
>>122624869
what the fuck cntrl-s I trusted you
I wonder what happens if you have nobody on your base who speaks Kikongo at the time of the first outbreak.
Mpo sneaking suit dlc when
>>122625098
It can't happen. The infected people you bring back also spread Kikongo.
>>122625098
The game throws a few Kikingo volunteers at you the second you finish the mission that starts the outbreak.
>>122625098
Doesn't Ocelot speak like every language known to man?
>>122625098
Impossible, volunteers from missions will know kikongo, and you have to fulton extract a dude in Aim true ye vengeful who does know it directly before the outbreak starts.
>>122625218
Playable Ocelot and Miller with prosthetic leg and arm fucking when?I know there's already mods for it but those are replacers and not proper standalone playable characters
>>122625218
battle gear dlc when
>>122624916
look for people that have decent stats and who you can tell invade other FOBs. If they are active they will eventually get people trying to invade them in retaliation and you can help support them.
Also, pick a bunch, no reason not to that I know of.
>>122625386
Considering ocelot is playable in MGO, not making him playable in free roam at all is a giant let-down.
>>122625250
>>122625352
Damn, I was hoping I was onto something. Oh well, I'll still try to keep my numbers down this time around. Having to sort through hundreds of people last time sucked.
>>122625386
>Playing through a whole side-story as Ocelot or Kaz
Wouldn't that be brilliant?
>>122625462
ending dlc when
>>122625671
good MGSV when
What's the fastest way to get a suppressor with better duration?
>>122625503
>play the 9 years before Big Boss and Massive Medic awaken
>Ocelot's side of the story focuses more on infiltration and sneaking around with more points given for not getting spotted. You get his abilities (ie bullet ricochet and cool spinny tricks)
>Kaz's side focuses more on combat and gives you bonus points for kills and stuff, explains how exactly they ended up with the base in Seychelles
>Ocelot's story ends with "V has come to." and Kaz's ends after getting ambushed by the Skulls
>>122625970
develop a gun with one, then use weapon customization to slap it on everything.
>>122626082
Yeah, I know. I don't know which gun is the easiest to develop. I'll assume it's the m4.
Troy Baker's album fucking sucked.
>>122626253
pretty much.
>>122626070
I don't think ocelot did a terribly large amount of sneaking in his espionage, I always assumed he'd just show up, drink with the commanders, gain their trust and then ask for the information or resources he needed, a lot of torture would probably be involved, maybe some bribing and extortion. I just don't see Ocelot as a "get my hands dirty" kind of guy.
>>122626070
That would be really mint, thinking about it. They're descriptive about it, but I want to see it all in action.
>Kaz rushing into everything head-on while Ocelot remains out of sight
>>122626302
Sorry, no MGSV voice actor discussion allowed, take it somewhere else please.
>>122626070
As long as they also let you play as them in the base game, that would be awesome.Would you also get Ocelot's love of reloading during battle?
>>122626674
okay huey
>>122626674
Try to contain your tears, joostfag.
>>122626826
He's literally agreeing with you Huey
>>122625253
it seems like he would, but no Kikongo. he spoke French, German, Portuguese, Spanish and Italian fluently, and then Russian and English as native languages.
>>122618826
I straight up think Decoys spawn whenever the fuck they want, I've run through a small outpost, seen like 2 or 3 Decoys and popped them, continue up the road to the next area and then come back like 5 minutes later
>There's a Decoy right in the middle of the outpost
...I would have seen it the first time surely.
The number of times it has happened to me are scary.
>>122626937
No, he's literally being a little bitch complaining about how his waifu gets deleted all the time.
>>122625253
He doesn't know kikongo
He knows major languages.
>>122626952
He looks supremely gay in that haircut.
>>122626826
just gonna leave this here
>>122626952
I'm almost positive he knows more, but he keeps those his little secret. I kinda want his language display to just scroll off the right side of the screen.Fuckin' troy baker and his top knot...
>>122626497
That's true enough. Maybe the objective of his missions include blending in with the enemy and interrogation aspects.
>one mission has you infiltrate some XO's compound
>you have to kidnap him without getting spotted
>torture him somewhere without getting caught
>earn demon points for the more dubious torture methods
>>122626789
>Ocelot is locked to his SA or the gun he had in the trailer
>Once in awhile you can hear him laughing as he reloads or gloating about how good it feels to reload
>in the ACC or whatever some of his idle animations include taking apart a revolver or maintaining it to the peak of perfection
>a rare one includes him spinning his revolver and dropping it like a dork>a super super secret one has him drop the revolver and it ND'syou can hear a Diamond Dog or whatever howl with pain and Ocelot making an "oh-shit" face
>>122627202
Take it back to reddit where it and you belong.
>>122627125
Nobody said anything about that, I think you may be confused, anon. Or maybe just a little obsessed, who knows?
You kinda sound like you're complaining as well by the way, but okay.
>>122627125
>only one who even mentions her is (You)
>GET OUT JOOSTFAG REEEEEEEEE
You need to stop this obsession
What's all this weird dlc that just showed up today? Also how much are bikinis on MGO I haven't played TPP in like a month so I'm gonna check and see how fucked up my shit is
>>122627125
Just don't reply, when their posts get deleted that's all that matters.
Report when they spam, do nothing else.
>>122627454
three hunnid
>>122626497
I kinda like the idea of Ocelot using more underhanded or passive techniques, like bugging meeting rooms/bedroom or getting information via number stations, or something like that. I could honestly also see him poisoning people, or slitting their throats/choking them with wire.
>>122627282
>le reddit maymay
okay, good to know
The dudes in the plated armor, like all of the heavy infantry side ops soldiers, where the hell do you shoot them to tranq them? I've given up actually trying to tranq them and I've just been stunning them with decoys.
>>122627360
>>122627401
Do you ever stop typing like that, you faggots? It's not even remotely close to being funny. It's obvious when it's you people trying to "make a point" because you do it every time after your shitty posts get deleted.
>>122627401
top kek
>>122627605
>stunning them with decoys
That's how you do it. tranqs are useless unless you knock their helmets off with medium penetration gear, and that is risky to say the least. Either just rambo in with an urugan air S or decoy the shit out of them.
>>122627536
>throats/choking them with wire
That's a little messy for Ocelot, why wouldn't get just CQC them? He would only need to threaten pain when he needs information.
>>122627605
I don't think they have any place to be tranquilized. They're vulnerable to stun grenades and sleep grenades though
>>122627605
You can't, that's sort of the point.
You gotta get in close and stun them with CQC, use sleeping gas, or STN guns.
>>122627657
>being this mad
control yourself, anon
>>122627161
you mean supremely FABULOUS, right?I know, I know, it's the same thing...
>>122627845
Aren't you both mad?
>>122627791
>>122627787
>>122627750
Ooh... Oops. I thought when people talked about shooting them in gaps in the armor they were talking about those guys. Good to know I can't actually tranq them.
Does anyone know if you can put the High Durability Suppressor from the Rank 7 AM MRS-4R on another gun?
>>122627657
You say you want to stop the Joost yet you keep talking about her, even when nobody else is.
You literally ARE obsessed
>>122627758
I guess so. I just liked the image of him doing that.
>>122627657
why dont you listen to your friend here >>122627462 ?
assuming its actually from a different person
>>122627969
Probably.
>>122627657
okay Huey
>>122627958
Yeah, those particular heavy infantry don't have any vulnerable spot where they can be tranq'd, unless you have them shot in the head first to knock their helmet off.
And you have to do that with a lethal weapon, if Quiet has her tranq rifle she'll just bounce like 5 shots off their heads before it finally knocks the helmet off. Usually they'll start nuking her ass at that point.
Is there any reason to keep non-skilled people in the waiting room, assuming I'm not expecting like 5 platforms to finish construction in the immediate now? I mean, the game clearly doesn't think they're better than anyone on an actual team, that's why they're in the waiting room, right?
>>122627969
random anon from three nights ago said yes. level 3 supressor from macht goes on pistols and level 3 from am mrs goes on snipers.
I'll leave it up to you to trust him or not.
>>122627224
>ocelot idle animations
I would pay so much money. but really, I liked everything you proposed.
>>122628212
>High Quality Suppressor on AP Wu Tranq
Oh baby.
>>122627986
I like the thought of him breaking into a politician's home, threaten him/her with blackmail for information, and then possibly tying them up and then waterboarding them in the kitchen sink for whatever else they refuse to say.
"We'll be in touch, Senator."
>>122628293
I don't think it's infinite, but it should fire every single bullet you can carry so it's functionally infinite.
>>122627984
You're both obessed
Lonely worm partied too hard
I've captured and dismantled 16 nukes today
Are you doing your duty for nuclear disarmament /mgg/?
>>122628805
I stole a nuke after it was already disarmed and then disarmed it.
>>122628346
ooh, yeah, that's kinda cool. bonus points if it's in a language other than English? he knows so many, it would be neat to hear him speak one.also thanks for the new pics, anon
>>122628957
I stole that nuke you disarmed, rearmed it, then disarmed it and turned the waste into children's toys.
>>122629130
Kaz, we'll make hot-wheels from their ashes... The totally bitchin kind that change colour when they're put in hot water and have really good axels that don't bend when your cousin steps on them.
>>122628805
you did hear about the whole "needing to reach nuclear proliferation conditions" first right?
>>122629326
"Conditions related to nuclear proliferation" could also mean lack of widespread nukes. If we had to hit a certain number surely it would of happened by now esp with the nuke tab not working for months
>>122629637
>A rapid increase in nukes could also mean a lack of widespread nukes
Uh, no
>>122629749
Proliferation also means a large number of something. "Conditions relating to" is very vague and can mean anything
Look at this next level trigger discipline. He's not even touching the gun.
>Joost is gonna sing with Donna at the VGAs
Sowwwy /mgg/ you lose again
>>122590347
>mfw first time I did it I got S rank and every attempt I would die not her
>>122629925
And we're probably never going to get an answer to what it means either.
>>122630862
Neither is. Donna buying tickets pretty much confirms she's in the audience and that's it.
When will you guys learn that no one wants to post in a dieing thread? Make a new one as soon as bump limit is reached.
>>122630862
Based
Quiet's theme is a very nice song
>>122631046
Donna said long time ago if she gets an invite she's going to sing
>>122631104
She won't sing. She bought the tickets herself, they weren't given to her as an invite.
>>122630862
That would be awesome to see all the asshurt.
Probably wont have happen though. I wish it would though she has a great voice
>>122630862
love
hurt so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8j_YWmPD-E
Thoughts?
>>122631082
Fine, just for you:
>>122631534
>>122631546
Pretty bad ᵀᴮᴴ
>>122631546
she has an outstanding voice for someone whos not a pro
Do I need to properly exfil with a chopper in order to get the animals from a capture cage, or can I just return to ACC?
>>122632057
white mamba and back-up back down at least, close contact has one too but I think she's always medical. Lingua franca has a blonde zoologisr R&D specialist.
>>122633241
What?
>>122633946
I fucked up and replied in the wrong thread to the wrong post. we ded now, let it go.
I guess since there's still people in here, and no one's done it yet.
NEW THREAD.
>>122631534
>>122631534
>>122631534