>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
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Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
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http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>>122495147
who's the guy in between olof and JW?
1st for cute girls
>come home from a hard day @work
>lets play some csgo
>play 4 matches this evening
>not a single match without smurfers or cheaters
>go to bed knowing i wasted my whole evening
i think i´ll stay away from the game itself as long as stupid fucks buy my skins...
And we need to find a way to stop people from smurfing, a´la only 1 account per PC or some shit like that,,
is that really how olof awps?
that looks bad for your back desu~
is the RGN game live?
reminder to neck yourself
>>122495241
2nd 美人 無修正 18歳 おまんこ
Twist pls save me.
>>122495237
vaggoo
>>122495237
GeT_RiGhT
>Play deathmatch or casual to warm up
>Aim is accurate as a surgeon performing brain surgery
>Play a competitive game
>Heart rate all over the place
>sweaty and cold hands because of the adrenaline
>Hand keep flinching whenever I seen an enemy trying to kill him as fast a possible, instead of doing what I do on DM.
Life if suffering. How do I stop being such a beta bitch in competitive?
Is there a stream for the NME game?
>>122495237
hey that was my post you fucking stealer
g303 y/n
>>122495746
azubu
>>122495895
Most of TSM uses it, and Shroud (one of if not best aimer in NA) uses it.
I also use it and like it. The shape is unconventional though, so maybe try before you buy.
WOULD YOU RATHER
kiss hiko on the lips twice
OR
suck on pansys anus while she casts a major
>>122489595
EU LEM
>>122496290
pansy is mai waifu who isn't a qt'er girl
>>122496290
Kiss Hiko
>>122496290
What's the catch?
>live at 3:30
>>122496761
>azubu.tv
this is some kind of money laundering scheme right? nobody actually uses this shitty site right??
>>122497057
their only way to get some traffic is to sponsor a shitload of small tourneys
I'm actually liking azubu and their app
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
According to hltv the game has already started. This is the worst stream ever.
Link to stream pls
>>122498021
http://www.azubu.tv/gorgntv
they forgot to turn off the generic edm lol
>>122498021
http://www.azubu.tv/gorgntv
What case would be the best to invest into right now?
Falchion cases are probably still gonna take a while before they are worth something
Breakout and Chroma 1 still exist in the millions and don't have anything to crazy good in them
What do you think?
>>122498021
http://oldschool.azubu.tb/gorgntv
KOOSTA
>renegades about to 16-0 clg
????????
>>122499037
If the NME game didn't get delayed I would have bet on them against CLG knowing how much CLG is sucking and NME is destroying right now
>>122498260
none, you're 3 years too late for that shit.
>>122499297
nah it still works with everything
you just gotta be patient
Fuck. This stream is almost unwatchable.
>>122498260
Why the fuck would you invest in in game cosmetics you fucking retard.
and cases of all things. They won't climb back over 7 cents you dumb cumsalad
>>122499297
I don't remember cases existing in 2012
>>122499427
Nope, there's way too much of these cases dropped, and they still do with a larger than ever player base. Absolutely no rarity and every new collection make them worthless. Only the Arms Deal have some value.
You should buy FN weapons from the Chop Shop, Gods and Monsters and Rising Sun instead. But prepare to quicksell if they're droppable at the next operation.
>>122499486
even that would at least double the investment
>>122499637
that's also a good idea
how the fuck do you guys still play this game and get good at it? every single day i play this game and every single one of those days i do absolutely worse than the last day. just right now i was chillin in a deathmatch server when all i could do i get awped and ak over and over and over again. this shit is not fun and i am actually furious. why the fuck does it feel like only faggots who have like 10k hours in this game ONLY play deathmath servers and ONLY use awps or aks?
>>122499908
deathmatch is literally warmup mode man
obviously good players are gonna use it
>>122499908
>ONLY use awps or aks
those are the only good guns now
>lose pistol round
>force up
>win
huh, gotards?
>superior general gets quints
>>122500000
uhhh GOTARDS?
>thing happens
ummmmm gotards?
>BR huehue in the audience
top kek
>>122500380
>superior
>65k viewers for a major
>>122500623
>he thinks majors are big
my ti face when
>>122500738
DAMAGE CONTROL
>b-b-but we don't care about majors
:^)
Pronax and Pyth both taking a small break until next year. NiP players contracts expire at the end of the year. Hmm
>>122500879
Litterally bored of that bullshit of a game.
>>122500879
pyth is just gonna hang out with devilwalk and play on scrim teams with him like DenDD
>>122499908
youll get adjusted dude.. take it from me.. also fps performance is not consistent. a "good" player doesnt always pull a positive kdr no matter what. accidents happen, interest fades, energy depletes. brain gets bored. any time you hear someone judging a player, chances are theyre a stupid teenager who doesnt know shit. believe in your team.
RENEGADES HELLO?
Boy I sure love watching the same smokes and setups on cobble every single fucking game on this shitty fucking map. If they wanted a T sided map why not put in Season?
USP-S OP PLEASE NERF
>CLG
the only team to fail a B rush vs an anti-eco
>Cunter Losing Gaymen
this general is literally twitch chat
kill yourselves
Paris was T sided
Valve please fix
T side had a 30.6 KDR
CT defused 0 bombs
No hostages rescued
Unbalanced map
Take off the map rotation pleasekappa
>>122501802
desu it would be nice to see the usp be 10/30 instead of 12/24 because it is basically the old m4a1 vs m4a4
>tfw torqued is back
moe time is best time
What rank should you be by 150 hours?
Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpaitachi:
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
>2015
>not using cheats
How does it feel like to be beta?
>>122502510
SMFC
>>122502510
mg2 would be fine
>>122502659
I mean in competitive
>>122502528
Voted for Olof
but fuck fnatic tbqh
>>122502834
Oh! GE
What is this face trying to convey?
>flipside even with evnyus
>about to make major skines
>cobble is still a thing
uhmm gotards?
>>122503109
look how quirky I am
http://m0e.tv/
i sell cocaine to a pregnant girl
LOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOFAMOFMAOFMAOROFL
IM JUST GONNA RUN AROUDN LIEK A FUCKING SANIC WITH P FUCKING NINETY AND LOL NICE VALVE I HIT ALL SHOTS WITH PERFECT ACCURAC BECAUSE THIS IS COD LOL RUN AND GUN AHHA ROLFOFMO SUPER FUCKING GOOD GAME DESIGN VALVE LMAOAOOA
>>122505309
autism
literally everytime you lose against a p90 its because you missed the headshot
your fault
This is why i love flipside.
>>122506851
>This is
What is?
>>122506851
>have to win 2 ct round on cobble
gg
>>122507873
:^)
ffs flipside win it already I need to go to work
>>122508117
>implying I don't bet against memeS on principle
SWAG=Secretly We Are Gay XD
reminder: if you aren't an enemy fangay then kill urself my man
>gotv lag
Ayy
i am literally having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet
I am dead fuckign serious
I would get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
LGTS:
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHAHAJHHAAHAHAHHAwadashdgidafsqdjhbasdsdagvd
Ty flipside
I'll always be your fangays
how do you guys seriously watch this game though? is gambling the only exciting part about it? the game play itself is highly fucking boring and csgo just seems like a noob fuck spray fest game. i don't get why this shit is popular at all.
>>122508863
>all the children having to explain to their mothers where their $500 went tonight
>all the gambling addicts going in high for the safe bet
>that one guy who bet his entire inventory worth $1500
I will sleep well.
>>122509137
top tier b8, or you're genuinely retarded
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
>2018
>CSGO is now the biggest esport in the world
>The biggest celebrity in the game isnt a player, its Thorin.
>Another major is going on, now a weekly occasion instead of increasing funding.
>USA's best team, composed of a random pool of NA globals (equivalent to EU Gold novas), facing the swedish multimillionaire team fnatic.
>USA's team loses without taking a single round, the main event is now underway, the analysis desk.
>Desk composed of fat fuck Richard Lewis, manlet Moses, the ever-attractive fliffaren, and the international superstar analysis legend Thorin.
>Richard Lewis - "Alright welcome to the analysis desk, lets get started with the opini-
>Thorin interrupts - "America is absolutely trash. Honestly they should just kill themselves."
>crowd erupts in cheering.
>Richard Lewis - "Thank you for that fact thorin, does anyone else mistakenly believe otherwise?"
>Moses - "Honestly I think that the american teams don't give enough credit. They're given very little practice against these european teams."
>Thorin - "But heres the thing, you're totally wrong."
>crowd laughs at moses while moses starts breaking down as thorin and richard lewis start bantering about moses' height.
>Richard lewis - "Alright now, fliffaren, do you have an opinion?"
>Thorin - "Oh yeah i'd just like to say, before thorin answers, Alphadraft.com. Give me more money."
>Crowd chanting "Thorin! thorin! thorin!"
Fliffaren - "Oh I have to agree with thorin completely. I may be a former pro, but honestly Thorin simply knows more about the game than anyone else."
>Thorin - "Exactly. And something I happen to know more about than anyone else, even americans, is america. Let me tell you a time about a time I went to america on a business trip for Alphadraft.com"
>>122509326
>nV isn't that good online lately
>often get DDoss'd
>they were already through
Why would anyone sane do this?
>>122509279
i guess you're just underage then. not everything that offends you is bait you fucking little faggot.
>>122509493
>Thorin - "So I arrive in america and immediately I could smell the stench of the typical fat, racist, mentally retarded american, which is to say awful."
>Crowd chuckles at thorin's hilarious sense of humor.
>thorin - "And when I arrive at the alphadraft NA headquarters a stupid NA CS player pulls a gun at me."
>crowd members gasp, and become silent.
>Thorin - "But I wasn't worried at all. I knew that since he was an american he'd miss every shot."
>crowd erupts into deafening loudness.
>Thorin - "Honestly i'm just wondering if I can use my alphadraft money to buy the country, because I need a new bathroom to piss in."
>Thorin - "By the way, i'm still cold, so the burns are going to keep coming until I'm warned up."
>Richard Lewis - "Oh yeah thorin I'd just like to say before we continue that the american players did actually kill themselves just now."
>Thorin - "Well that is fantastic news isn't it? I think they just got more kills just then than they did all game."
>Fliffaren - "You know guys, I really think that, like, the players shouldn't be pushed to this point."
>Richard Lewis - "No one gives a fuck about your opinion, mate".
>Richard Lewis - "Alright and now we need to go to a commercial break, so here is a word from our sponsors csgojackpot and csgolounge."
>Thorin "But also alphadraft. You can start placing your bets now for what teams will be in my official top 10 rankings, and I can say right now none of them are american."
>>122509326
I lost everything on Envyus. Please send me skins, I have nothing left. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=194702709&token=dtMlCjYG
> Get Forest Butterfly Knife
> Get friend requests and trade offers constantly
How do I stop these fucking traders from adding me every hour.
>>122509609
so mad, keep b8ing though
>>122509731
Just kill your self. It's your fault you are an NV fangay betting on 95% odds. Deal with it.
>>122509876
Bet it.
Are nexus going to beat cmemeg?
>tfw icb'd on envy because why the hell not, 5% odds are ridiculous
mfw got some nice skines
>>122509309
>na
>our guys
pick one
This is too easy guys
>mfw i fragged koosta in DM once
>i would've placed a bet but i doubted our boys
i want to fucking die
We need a revised version
>>122511119
>C9
>not our boys
>>122511119
>no torqued
>be mg2
>play faceit
>get matched against globals who have over 2k hours in game
Epic.
>>122511496
>playing faceit as mg2
I'm LE and I still wouldn't do it.
>>122511301
>>122511437
this is why we need a revised version
dosia is gone from hellraisers, noble is gone and so are tempo storm and mortality
also we need an updated logo for kinguin (old gamers2 logo pls)
Will swag frag out or will he bomb?
>>122511686
He willthrow
>>122511686
swag is shit, mate. He was a stand-in for C9 a few weeks back and was laughable.
>>122511119
Memeguin were never our guys
>>122512080
they weren't when they had scream but they are with jkaem
we were cheering for them when reddit was still making >le pug team jokes
Tried to get rid of my ICB skins on F3 and NME. Damn.
Where the fuck did everyone go after the major? I'm not just talking about the faggots who only show up during majors but everyone who was posting before the major.
>>122511119
>>122511301
>>122511437
>>122512080
>>122512460
renegades/ex-vox, lads?
>>122512460
ScreaM left after they became G2 that means
>Memeguin were never our guys
So this image is full of shit
>>122513096
Fuck off with this cringeworthy shit, dude.
what are some good songs to micspam in pubs?
>>122513215
>cringe
>using reddit buzzwords
:^)
>>122513558
Major League Can Can
Most of Jasonafex's works.
>>122513591
How nice that your confirmed yourself to be a top tier garbage poster.
>>122513662
>state facts
>wow so much cringe
If you want you can go back to your safe space at r/GlobalOffensive
>>122513096
regardless, gamers2 are currently our boys
i didn't make the image
>>122512973
renegades are certainly our guys desu
based cunts
>>122512945
Still here, but I'm taking a break from video games so not really posting much.
NA shitters, is the C9 vs Col match starting in 40min or is it 20min late?
>>122516262
there some absurd amount of time between matches for some reason
redditfags be like
>>122516874
I thought Reddit was anti Thorin
>>122517070
you can find support for anything anywhere, people still argue over whoever our guys are.
koosta game sense lmao
>That final NME vs RNG round
Ayy
>that last round in the RNG vs NME match
wew lad
>>122516874
why do redditors come here and mention their website nonstop
the fuck is wrong with you?
What's the most amount of karma you've gained on 1 reddit comment? Like 30 here, but I only post in obscure sub-reddits.
>>122518340
You know we ironically dislike reddit, right?
https://twitter.com/theonlymichal/status/666400197153394688
twitter fite
>tfw after playing solo queue starting from silver 3, I've finally gotten to LE
I'm kinda proud
but at the same time
>got the rank up on a tie
not sure how to feel
Whats with this general and the obsession with reddit? I know 4chan in general always want to tell how much cooler our sekrt club is but this general just takes it to the next level
>>122518992
At least we're not /d2g/ yet.
Hey does anyone wanna do me a favor, I don't have photoshop on my computer.
Could you photoshop Koosta's face on this pic?
I'll post a pic of Koosta in my next post. It'd be cool if you got rid of the P but you don't have to.
hey relay
sorry you had to play with those fags on your team
gg wp
>>122503109
his mental age : 0
>>122519114
>koosta's real name is Kenneth Suen
>KennyS
>HE USES A STEELSERIES RIVAL
>>122519578
How many times are you gonna post this? No one gets baited by you, dude.
>>122519578
>he's an esports shitter who gives a massive fuck about what mouse he is using
![CT-aY0bVAAABcbL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V46sbA4.jpg "CT-aY0bVAAABcbL[1].jpg")
NICE
>>122519973
>throwing jewish NA shitter
"Nice" is not a word I would use to describe him.
![CT9WPL-VAAAPTJu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mxvW9w1.jpg "CT9WPL-VAAAPTJu[1].jpg")
>>122520296
dude nice reddit impression i like it
how do you go from this
>>122520407
is that boogie
>>122520756
o'deag
>122520638
... to this
I cannot into aiming or memorizing nade spots
therefore the game sucks.
What rank should I be at 430 hours?
damn twitter lighting up.
like two twitter fites at once #realniggatwitters
>>122520823
>>122520407
I fucking love bigdaddy.0cean
I lost everything on Envyus. Please send me skins, I have nothing left. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=194702709&token=dtMlCjYG
anyone have this mouse?
my fk1 is shitting the bed
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
If you went to one of these LANs, would you get a pro's signature? Or is that just for 14 year old Reddit kids?
>>122522481
i wouldn't get some shitty baiters signature thats for sure
>>122522481
its for children. real men don't get autographs from other men.
>>122521718
>shitpost
>No one likes you
>hang yourself
>shitposting stops
>everyone is happy
>>122521226
I have the naos 7000, i like it.
>>122522481
i wouldn't get some shitty baiters signature thats for sure
>>122522481
only if it was like KennyS or someone god-tier
or maybe steal or pic related
>yfw cloud9 becomes a truly elite team now that seangares isn't holding them back
>swag gets a average kill
SWAAAAAAAAAGGG
GOD SWAG
SWAAG GOD
>>122522858
Moe would probably make you pay for it
>>122522858
Fuck off, mudslime lover. If you like sub-humans, you're just as bad as them.
>>122523025
sean is their most consistent player
>>122522547
Um Hiko is one of the best in NA. A few bad matches doesn't make him shit.
>>122523134
Consistently bad is what you're saying, right?
>>122521128
sent you 4 dollars
why does every fucking team fistbump on every round win. Its so annoying
>>122523285
sean is always putting up numbers bruh
swag my boy
>>122523134
is being consistently shit a good thing?
S W A G
W
A
G
Valve just unban iBP already damn senpai baka
>>122523478
>celebrating kills on players that ecod
whoa sick 3k swag is epic dude
>>122523482
>>122523452
what games are you watching lmfao
>>122523375
ur autistic
>>122523534
swag my boyyyyyyyyyy
cyka blyat
BRAX
R
A
X
unban swag
S W A G
W
A
G
this guy makes cloud9 a legit threat.
>>122523801
swag?
#freeswag #freesteel #freedazed #freeazk
swag is hacking
UNFREE SWAG QUICK, HE'S TOO DANGEROUS
WOW SWAG IS PLAYING SO GOOD
No, no he's not. He's playing against a team that is supposed to be below him and he's taken like 3 duels so far. Fucking baiter.
>>122524102
How much?
15-1
>>122524178
Doesn't really make sense to ask in this context. I'm just saying swag is overrated and always has been.
>>122524102
maybe you should focus on the game semphis.
>>122524102
idiot moron
>let player thats most play since being banned was ten man pro pugs play
>still stomps teams that are top4 in esea invite
rOFL NA CS
>>122524339
Underaged NA shitter. This site is 18+, fuck off.
Daily reminder that Semphis used to be bigfoot, Swag used to be suicidal, and SeanG never ages
>>122524435
q|:o)}
>>122524265
Not really, most NA pros that played with him say he's the best in NA. You know more than a pro?
>>122524574
>Most
Let me guess, moe & steel? Go away, you piece of shit.
>>122524664
>literally this mad
back to hltv retard
>>122524664
swag is #1 na kid
>>122524664
Let me guess, you also think steel and dazed are baddies as well? lmao senpai baka
>>122524818
I think they are shit.
>>122524476
fat semphis was the ugliest motherfucker i've ever seen
makes me wonder if any of the fat loser neckbeards i know could look like hunky chads
>>122524664
Also Hiko, AZK, Skadoodle from watching their streams and hearing them answer the typical "who's the best in NA" question that pops up in chat. I really don't care if you believe me or not.
I feel like the way to get to MG is to make sure you're not on the team with the deranking smurfs.
where is the stream at
>16-1
>>122524476
swag looks like he just saw his parents die
Complexity are so bad lmaooooo
>>122525056
>watching streams
>watching streams from T3 NA shitters
is this kid for real?
#FREESWAG
But seriously, Valve need to hurry up and decide if it's a permanent ban or if they're going to let him play again.
>better than expected
https://twitter.com/C9swag/status/666444974204940289
I do like the kid
>>122525194
back to whatever shithole country you came from europoor
>>122522481
add me up for memes
i wanna derank desu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezlyyyy
>>122525274
No one fucking cares about these players outside your little bubble.
>>122525425
>fifflaren
>>122525425
I-Is that a signature from FNS?
>>122525459
>>122525194
>>122524664
>>122524435
>>122524102
>>122523534
these posts came from the same person
>>122525606
Thanks Captain
>>122525568
yes you can also barely see kennys
>>122525425
1. You might be able to scrub away the NA names with some sandpaper
2. Why are you using it?
>>122525658
jkaem is fucking hot holy shit
I want to see them against Renegades or LG now.
>>122526413
I too want to see him get rekt and NA shitters run home to their mother's.
>>122526413
would be nice desu
Who else thinking about going large on CSGL vs Liquid? My only problem is that Loord is garbage.
>>122526749
please skip this shit, this will be fun to watch but the matchup is bizarre
