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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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NBKing save my skines!
Anime above everything else.
>long range duel P250 vs M4
>P250 gets a dink, rifle doesn't
uhhh gotards
So does C9 play today?
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>don't bet on mouz
>they win
>bet on mouz
>they lose
Oh well, I can bet my way back up.
another day of SWEDOMINATION
Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpaitachi: http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
>>122595047
>pope awards
>Talking about dank memes on stream
Fucking hell
>ESL casters besides pansy
>vomit.jpg
>Happy constantly getting ddosed
>>122595379
Why the fuck did he not do anything about that yet?
this shit is funny as hell
>>122594348
VP fans on suicide watch!
fapping desu
>>122594748
>betting on team solo choke
Happy is downloading his new cheat right now.
HELL YEAH FINALLY OUT OF DMG
LEGENDARY EAGLE HERE WE GO
dubs names it v2, no dubs last thread!
Are they really playing 4v5?
What are the rules on having a player unable to connect?
>>122595759
Good luck with GE smurfs m8
>playing 4v5
rip my skins
why wont they get a stand in???
wtf?
>>122595810
AWW FUCK
>>122595759
gz! NA or EU?
Envy wins 4v5
shame on mouz
rip nV betters xD
LMAO NIKO WITH THE KNIFE IN 3v4 AHAHAH
>>122595906
North EU
>>122595614
That's what I thought as well, that mouz would go full plow
I guess they call them tiltsports for a reason.
>mfw thinking of the NV betters the last few days
favorite was the fag who bet $4000 on the 95% bet yesterday.
>4v5
only gotards are retarded enough to defend this
bravo gotards, bravo
>>122596103
why would you bet on t2 teams
RUNBOOST NBK OP
>>122596231
no idea
Managed to win NIP vs VP, fuck betting on VP.
>people actually think that syria will win vs rome
lmao, see you all in 2045 years
wtf why is mouz playing with 4v5? can't they just kick gob so nv doesn't have a man up?
>apex toggling his aimlock in a 4v5 game
ummm gotards?
Did happy kill himself or something
>>122596373
vp are throwing every game because they can't get to lan
I thought that this was common knowledge
>>122596419
was probably VAC'd
Really loving this NBK vs Apex 1v1
this stream is fucking fun
>casters rapping
ayy bubba calm down
>>122596483
topkek
>>122596483
OMG it's true
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978241352
>>122596519
fugg i obviously meant NBK vs Niko
>>122596483
OMG HAPPY VACCED LOL
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978241352
>boot up cs:go
>start a ranked game
>get queued 4 randoms
>enemy team is a 5 stack
How can the matchmaking in this game so GODDAMN AWFUL
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
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>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>>122595784
Pansy is top waifu
>>122596447
the only reason i could throw those skines on mouz was due to vp and their fans
no regrets
>>122595784
www.4chan.org/vg/csgog
seriously though the scoreline in this 4v5 reveals how garbage mouz are
>>122596634
>>122596661
idiots
>>122596109
this casing is putting black ddk and white black ddk bants to shame
>>122596419
>>122596483
>>122596615
>>122596634
>>122596661
HOLY SHIT LMAO WAT THE FUCK
>>122596784
Some people fell for it :^)
hot kennys stalking stories
>>122595784
Gas the kikes
remember boys
once a cheater always a cheater :)
>>122595784
It's not my fault, I'm Happy
>4v5
>nV doesn't have an IGL
>10-10
LMAO mouz
>fucking faggit thanks for makin me lose my whole inventory
nV fangays everyone
>>122595784
TeH Penguin of DoOm
>>122597214
thising this atm
shame about the dubs
>>122595784
pew pew pew
>tfw literally the only games your party loses are against cheaters
I'm starting to think Valve doesn't ban cheaters so there'd be a match for actual good teams.
>gob b
>5:15 in a 4v5
>NBK on a 30 bomb
top kek Mouz
>>122595047
this picture crashed my browser
Holy shit this is unfair, somebody make it 3v5 already.
lol kennys' spazzy spray to get a headshot
no hacks though right?
uhmm gotards hello?
uhmm getards hello?
or are mouz just losing on purpose because the match was fixed for skins?
made a thing
>>122595784
my e-penis
wait i'm finally watching this
is this seriously a 4v5
what the fuck happened to happy
ANSWER ME YOU GOTARDSSSSSSS
>>122597619
DDOS for skines
>>122597569
Have you ever played this game? Doesn't matter where you aim. Just move the cross hair around a bunch and hope the rng goes your way
>>122597619
>>122597581
Happy was killed by islamic terrorism.
gob b so fucking bad
>>122597619
the match is probably fixed for skins so mouz is forced to lose
>winning a game with 1 less player is possible
GOTARDS?
too ez
next game envy can do 3v5
>>122597707
I'm actually disabled (born without arms, legs, or genitalia) so I've never played a video game before. Please be sensitive.
>>122597853
Sorry, I've been struggling with my ableism. I meant no offense
HOW THE FUCK ARE MOUZ THIS SHIT
WHAT
LE
FUCK
Natural Born Killer
LOLOOOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAH
HAHA HOW FUCKING
HAHAH
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
FINALLY PROOF OR SHIT YOUR GAME IS HAHAAH
>buy tec9
>spam m1 while strafing
>get kills
excuse me, gotards?
CZ>AWP
>>122597921
As long as you're aware of this privilege. I'm only watching this game since mouz is an all-cripple team, too.
gob b to save thing
>4.5 v 4
lol what
top. fucking. kek.
>winning 4v5
noobsports
HAHAHA GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH
YO HOLD ON
WAIT A MINUTE
*smacks lips*
OK SO LEMME ASK YOU
*leans towards screen*
UHM...GOTARDS HELLO?
>kraut cs
>4v5
>still lose
Disband that shit ass team
>mouz
Of course France goes huge on their t-side.
DDOSERS CANT DO SHIT
>missed Torqued murdering CLG Red.
no
what would be the worst but simultaneously most based team in all of csgo? You can use players multiple times.
protip: It's a team consisting of 5x god b
>>122598330
not being streamed anyway
>>122598330
It's already over? Fuck
>ddos
>still lose your skins
betters are the ULTIMATE cûcks after germans
>>122598398
gob a
gob b
gob c
gob d
and gob e
>>122595784
www.reddit.com/r/anime
>>122598462
Nah, it's being streamed on the second RGN stream. I dunno the url, though.
>>122595784
*tips fedora*
>>122598398
what i like about gob b is that when he actually prepares a strat for a team (you can see this in the game against g2 at dh, he puts himself where he shouldn't be fragging and is more important for controlling the map and sneaking around. he knows he's bad.
>>122595784
Magic Stick
>fak
>>122598562
No, they're streaming CSGOL vs someone else
I'm having issues connecting on an old smurf account. I let my friends play on it a long time ago but now I can't connect to ranked for some reason. And it can't just be an issue with my computer or anything because I can play on my main.
Anyone experience this?
operation dropping hot this friday
>>122599201
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>>122599201
>my anime face when
>mfw umaru posting on magog
>DDOS Happy for skins
>if Mouz win, Louge underpays
>no one cares cause still receiving 3:1
>keep the rest for themselves
>Mouz lost
>no draft yet
Fuck you CSGL!
>>122597454
You're welcome fám.
>my mfw when 1v4 clutch and enemies mad af in all chat
>>122599543
>my mfw when
umm gotards???
>>122596019
So you just reached GN1?
Congrats man!
>>122599543
post your yfw face when shitposting on csgog
>>122595784
nigger blaster
/tf2g/ here
DMG at 89 wins. How am I doing?
I'm NA if that matters
>>122600005
>>122600184
that's equivalent to EU silver elite
terrible
how long does it take to get decent at surfing
>>122600357
Thanks bby doll
>>122600267
I've seen Deviantart stuff better drawn than that
>>122599653
toxic desu
Anyone else enjoying the new
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
meme?
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for
>>122601023
how did u do that
>>122600572
yw senpai
>>122601116
copy paste. just put it at the bottom of you post and you'll get some (You)s, like so.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122601228 (You)
>>122601228
what the h*ck how do u do that???
>>122601371
>>>122601228 (You) (You)
thanks
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122601481
>>>>122601228 (You) (You) (You)
good shit desu senpai
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122601481 (You)
>>122601471 (You)
ᵀʰᶦˢ (You) ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>queue up with 2 friends
>get put with a guy not moving in spawn just singing in swedish and another spanish guy talking about how successful he is
How do I play on american servers? I'll take 200 ping over this.
>>122601662
>queue up with 2 friends
>get ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>have amazing speed in my computer and no viruses
desi vs steel next
OK guys, I admit I bet my two main rifles (AK and M4) on EnVy vs Mouz and my eyes were wet when they resumed the game on 4v5. But what a feel seeing that game.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᴹᵉᴹᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122595784
"dubs named my shitty gun"
Shit meme stop forcing it
>>122601872
the casting was ungodly
>>122601818 (You)
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602112
>>122601872
Try cheering up by installing Windows 10, and asking Cortana how to cheer up!
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602241 (You)
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᴹᵉᴹᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
I want to blow my load so far up Pansy's ass she drools my cum
>>122602524
that is hot
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
ᵀʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
If you're at RGN and gonna play in a game, change your name to [Player name] ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602524
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵂʰᵒʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602653
haha lol that's pretty epic xD
take my reddit gold good sir!
>Thank you for your email.
>We have cancelled your order as requested.
arigatou gozaimasu
>>122602718
Wow that looks refreshing and energizing
>>122602778
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602718
Wow! I feel like I have the power to crush my competition just reading that post's webmovie!
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᵒᶰˢᵗᵉʳ™
>>122602778
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602798
ᵀʰᶦˢ
how do I watch azubu in livestreamer reee
>>122603282
seconding this áµ—bÊ°
THIS SEX WEED WAS PUSSY ASS BY WINBLOWS 420
AHAHAHHA
H
FUNYY
FUNNY ??
FUNNY ???? MMEEM
FUNNY MEME ???
FUNNY MEME 420 ANGRY PIRDS PEWDIEPIE ASSHOLE SEX ANAL ANAL BEADS ASS HOLE PUSSY VIBRATOR
WEED ;AHAHHA
EHRRRRRRRRRREAPÖKLWRTG
do you guys think that weed xD
umm gotards ??ß rter4rgfffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>122603282
Try upgrading to a Windows 10 PC.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
Fuck, I can't believe CSGL lost to Shitquid. I'm on a bad streak again..
>>122603395
ᵀʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122603395
Genick dich selbst, Hans.
>>122603282
>>122603360
You have to download a nightly version of livestreamer. Do that, then open up your command line in the folder that the downloaded livestreamer is in and use livestreamer as you normally would.
>>122603545
>>122603519
>>122603513
DICK PUSSY PEN0R LOL???
AHAHAH THATS THE SHITTY MEME SHIT ASS THIS SHIT SHIT THIS STHIS THIKTS HST ASS ASS ASS AASSSSSSS
ASSSSSSSS
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AS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AHAHAH ASS ITS BUTT :DD FUCK!!! PUSSY SEX WEED NIGGER TITTY xD XD
:o GOTARDS???? TTTTTTTTTTTTT
hiiii
let me lay down a quick meme
>>122604160
Genick dich selbst, Hans.
>>122604230
*JERKS OFF AND CUMS ON YOU* AHAHAHAHH I CUUMMED ?? ? ? HAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEE
I WAANA TO CUMMY ON THE M0E AHAHAHHAH
LOL
CUM ON MOE
GET IT ??? :DDD XD ROFL LOL
*snorts KOKAINE off my own huge black nigger dick* AHHH SHIT YEA THATS THE STUFF *snorts more HEHAAAAAAAAAAAA**
EJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>122604204
I hope you don't live in UK because I reported this to the authorities. Seriously, I've had it with /b/ tier edgelord kiddies like you. It's about time you learned your lesson.
>>122604441
Genick dich selbst, Hans.
>>122604486
i giggled irl
good post lol
>>122604160
This poster is slavic. lmao
i put on the a4 but it gives me the S
stupid fucking game doesnt work. pretty sure it costs 3100 too
>>122605657
s costs 3100 now
>>122605867
but it shows the m4a4 and gives me an a1-s
>>122603519
>>122603545
>>122603642
>>122604160
>>122604230
>>122604441
>>122604486
>>122604663
>>122604692
>>122604765
>>122604780
>>122605657
>>122605867
>>122606042
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>122606042
Mouse2 to remove the silencer, retard.
>>122606042
give me an a1-succ of dick
gook squad ttytt (to tell you the truth) pham
autimatic
stewie2k
koosta
n2g
kiko
mac miller
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What do you think the chances are Allu posts on ylilauta? i thought it was like their facebook or something, hell the guy tweeted his balls and refuses to delete it.
>>122606657
finns are fucking insane
>desi and steel at the same LAN
FIGHT WHEN
Why the fuck have bots not been fixed yet? When updates are done because a train occasionally blocks a shitty over-the-map grenade, why have we still got bots that don't follow every order?
If I am unlucky enough to get a player on my team that disconnects, I expect the bot to follow every order and at least stay in the position I fucking tell it.
>>122595784
Give me all your monies
NEW SKINS WHEN JESUS CHRIST I NEED MORE SKINS
>>122607012
hot this friday
Whoever said bet against VP was right I guess, ended up about the as if I had used a trade up contract
MOE IS PLAYING
Why is Hiko such a fat fucking loser?
I want to love Liquid, but I just fucking can't
I love the org
I love adreN
I love Fugly
I love elige
but i just fucking hate them because hiko is on the team
What's the NA equvalent to EU ge?
>>122607814
lem
Wait are people actually doubting our guy m0E?
Fuck, I bet on LG against NME but the odds are completely fucked now.
>all Ts are on verge of attacking B, assembling around
>camera still on a CT watching squeeky
Fuck that director, sucks major balls.
steel trying to carry these shitters
>stream csgo for 7 hours
>no viewers
>>122608882
are you cute?
>>122608924
i have no breasts that must be it
STEEL 27 KILLS IN THE FIRST HALF
#FREESTEEL
>>122607648
it was either fucking flowsick or hiko
#FREESTEEL
#FREESWAG
#FREEAZK
[SPOILER]#freedazed[/SPOILER]
>>122609665
NICE SPOILER
literally xp3 vs steel
>>122609424
>>122609665
what game?
uh gog?
youcan buy cheats?
whoa
is anyone else unable to watch azubu streams using livestreamer?
>Torqued
>Garbage toxic meme team
Pick 2.
>>122610623
>toxic
>>122610623
this isn't even torqued they don't have dazed azk or a2z
>moe
>desi
>steel
>all in the same pro match
Which one is our guy again?
>>122611069
None of them.
>yfw 4chan has CSGO cheats ads
>shitter2k
gooks need to stick to mobas
>>122611069
steel and moe
steel is gonna pummel desi after this especially when they lost
>steel drops 36 bomb
>still loses
god stewie and n2g or so bad
>>122611107
so our only guys are hiko and freakazoid?
>>122611158
With all the shitters here who have money to waste, not surprising.
>tfw none of these shit matches with shit odds are even worth betting on
>>122595784
ONE TENTH DRAGON LORE
CSGL with 9% against C9? That doesn't seem right
>>122595784
check my 6
>>122611617
Max Renegades or LG
Oh no, I betted on SKDC. Please save me.
>>122611867
>max
>>122611867
I lost my entire inventory on both of these teams in the past week. Fuck you
>>122608882
Damn m8 there's like 5 pages of people just like you
>>122612325
seven
hours
;_;
must be embarrassing for RGN to run such a shitty tournament the day after the same exact venue hosted a better tournament
>not maxbetting GA against c9
>>122613431
>against C9
>with swag in it
They lost their anchor, team here at this crappy LAN can beat em now.
>>122613431
simply dank
>>122613610
Answer: Who is Renegades?
>>122613610
*no team
>>122595784
Ron Jeremy