Newbois welcome! #MakeSrgGreatAgain
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
>not having this as the op image
Serg is forever
This thread will never end because it is forever in our hearts and mind
Not to mention on the first page of /vg/ LMAOOO
>>122475712
Stop the nuthugging
newbois please break this tie and fulfill your destiny
http://strawpoll.me/6019211
>>122475712
what a nancyboi
:)
>>122475996
absolutely
I miss Final Fantasy Guy.
>>122476082
me too ;_;
witwix please speedstream
>>122476327
fuck off witwixposter
>>122476401
narci dont be so jealous
>>122476474
fuck off narciposter
>>122476401
R-RUDE
When is Cosmo coming back?
inshallah brother squid
marryfuckkill.com/vote/4738320613507072?new
??????????
i thought we agreed on letting the doggy die
>>122476847
that was just performance art
who are we watching srg
>>122479394
forsen
>>122479394
feasel
>>122476845
kill/kill/kill
>>122479394
dotamajor
>>122479394
Bobross
Anyone have some sleeping pills they could hook me up with that'd go really well with my bottle of whiskey?
>>122480329
get this scummy shit out of here.
a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence
>>122480819
get out
>deleting a sleeping anime with big dreams
savage
*sigh*
>>122481384
no
>>122479394
RyuQuezacotl. Hes not an SRG boi but he runs Diablo 2
How to you relieve the pain, srg?
>>122482079
not watching anime would be a good start
>>122482079
speedrunning of course!
>>122482189
but that helps to lighten the pain...
>>122482079
Read depressing manga
>>122482079
fapping
>>122482283
anime is the cause
anime? more like really gay lol
I hate trannies so much
Unless they're cute Tbh :3
>>122483453
>ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE
x_x
I haven't been on /srg/ since mid-2013
please give me a rundown on what drama I've missed thanks god bless
>>122487028
you missed the death of speedrunning, close this tab now
>>122487028
You missed the rise of NEGA as a force to be reckoned with
In fact, you're posting in a NEGA thread rn tbwu
And I
Can hear your dog whistle
From my bedroom
NEGA Will Previal
>>122487028
>a cheating guitar hero player took over /srg/ then SRL
>a powerful wizard known as Hexade and his dragon destroyed all that remained
>newbois joined as "The Squid Clique"
>5rg was ebic
>cosmo's world records, girlfriend, and gender were stripped away from him
>>122487415
You forgot Kryssstal getting BTFO repeatedly
Speedrun Breakdown
>>122487750
>giving it attention
the slayer players run this shit
>>122487807
Umm excuse me but the correct pronoun is XER you shitter
>>122487928
>>122487993
D*ng i'd go HAM in dat Niqqa's azz 2bhwu family
>>122476847
>>122479394
who is we?
Speedrunning needs more hot girl runners, amiriteguys?
Dis goes out 2 my nigga trihexagon
I ain sain she a goldigga
But she ain messin w no broke niggas
>>122488857
im going to the other side to collect my rightfully earned thirstbux whos with me
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go on Twitch tomorrow
>>122489413
Y doe
>>122489413
what do you mean by "you guys"?
Misskaddykins? More likeMussCUTEYkins
>>122490212
why did you spoiler?
>>122490212
cumcrab...
Speedrunning? More like socially retarded betas working for Mike Uyamas money laundering LLC
>>122490546
dropping a hot word on this
>>122490546
>check his twitter
>he's been back all month
how come none of you guys noticed?
>>122491610
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>122491610
>following people who actualy speedrun
>following people who inlfuence all of speedrunning
lol
>>122491610
either this is bait or you look like a fuckin fool man jesus FUCK
>>122491610
the irony after seeing that tweet about recovering from the flu last year at around this time. makes me think the man never get's sick and just uses it as an excuse to not do any work but still collect his 6 figures a year.
>>122491610
>look at >his twitter
>see this in images&videos
>>122492198
how are people ok with this? especially considering he's been posting on marvel forums the entire time
>>122492198
Look at how hard he works every day.
>>122492319
the community is full of betas. so no one cares. as long as they get their twitch partnership and exposure from AGDQ, people don't care how much GDQ jew crew makes.
>>122492495
I should make a twitter bot that tweets everything mike does on the marvel site
>>122492301
>>122492460
it all makes sense now. Mike Uyama died and Michelle Uyama has been born. HRT for a year and some vocal practice. she will probably make an appearance this year. this is so exciting!
>>122492712
holy shit this.
I wish I studied computer shit instead, if nothing else for the karma I could dish out in the world. I am pretty useless for being in my generation
>>122493005
he hasn't been posting on it recently or i totally would
https://forums.marvelheroes.com/profile/activity/mikwuyma
>>122493069
maybe he is actually sick
>>122493069
>You received 250 LOLs. Looks like you're popular around these parts.
what a missed opportunity
I'm going to drop a big hot steamy load of Fallout 4 webms for you guys.
>>122494549
slayer stream
>>122494549
>>122494549
>>122494712
dude nice
>>122494549
what do you mean by "you guys"?
Hey gamers, just wanted to let you know I'm relearning not just one (1), but TWO (2) of my past speedgames
>>122494549
>doesn't have a solution for the most BASIC objecthovering glitch
So how shit is the actual game then? God damn.
>>122494712
>>122494819
what games?
>>122494906
holy shit thats actually impressive.
>>122494906
That's it for now. I'm going to make a few more after I get off work tonight.
>>122495201
any useful glitches/skips besides that objectflying stuff found yet?
>>122495406
There's the vendor glitch for infinite caps/items. The Fort Hagen skip is actually a sequence break. There's a couple of boss quick kills that I can make webms for.
I wonder how mainstory runs are going to play out. Clipping through everything with a bucket and dinner tray while shooting a 10mm pistol.
>>122495624
>Boss QK hella yah
>>122495624
good stuff
any idea how long a full run would take at this point?
>>122495829
The best early/unoptimized run is 1:59:44 atm. It can definitely be faster and more optimized. I'm sure more skips and tricks will be found in the coming days too which will shave off time.
>>122496050
and then get patched out.
>>122489126
>be yourself
>become a tranny today!
>>122494906
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
New Welly Relly bois :^)
>>122496136
This is Bethesda we're talking about.
>>122497836
you sound like a faggot, but at least you speedrun
>>122497836
This is some someflow-tier shit. Posting a timer without any additional information and spouting EPIC memewords.
Kill yourself.
>>122497836
>welly relly
what the FUCK
>>122498371
wording this, post what game or gtfo >>122497836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0BM9jjGglg
>>122498371
>>122498412
>>122498531
Velocity 2X. Old WR is 1:35:05 by some youtube video from 10 months ago
>>122499193
stream
so cosmo is a lolcow now?
suicide is literally just right around the corner. this dude is gone.
>>122497836
>>122499339
this is a Nosraef post.
>>122499193
hurtin...
>>122499920
who?
>>122500307
not our boi
>>122500307
obnoxious faggot
Dang came in here to talk about speedrunning. my bad
>>122483453
>americans consider 2 bottles of wine a lot
lmao, come down to landan town and we'll get you right fucked up you yank cunts
>>122501047
>people who brag about alcohol consumption
cringy af mate
>>122501219
>bragging
i'm just pointing out that that isn't literally shit compared to UK binge drinking standards and yanks talking about it as if it is is cringy af. if I was bragging I'd say I'd have mentioned myself specifically and not the city I live in
>>122501843
both of you are cringy, you were most definitely bragging as if it were something to be proud of
>>122501276
>that one melee fag has to bring his shitty game into it like always
reminder that siglemic is cute
>>122502059
it's definitely more cringy to consider 2 bottles of whine a lot
>>122502270
lol
>>122502421
you're comparing yourself to this >>122501206
why are you even continuing
>>122502627
i apologize
fucking nicovideo, why do those nips insist on using such a shitty site?
>>122503580
mostly because they want to talk to chat in their own language and they're uncomfortable using english websites even though they know twitch is functionally better
perfectly reasonable imo
>>122503925
There's language options on Twitch now though. Just set it to Japanese when you stream and other Japs can look for streams set to Japanese.
>>122504170
that's too much effort when nico works just fine for them
it's similar to the twitch and hitbox situation, hitbox is better but very few switch because they're comfortable with twitch
>>122504405
gotta earn those hotpockets somehow senpai
>>122504405
Janitor's going ham
>>122504405
thank you glenn
>>122504521
the ham is spilling out of the hotpocket
>>122504464
The difference between Twitch and Hitbox is not that big honestly. But the difference between Nico and Twitch is staggering. Even just trying to watch a video on the site is fucking torture.
There has to be a point where practicality overrides comfort.
>>122504464
Twitch & Hitbox are basically the same.
Nico & Twitch are completely different, Nico being a fucking mess to use.
>>122504681
>>122504781
I agree with you, I'm just mentioning why most of them don't make the effort to switch
nico is a bad site that makes you pay for every feature but it's still not enough to make them move
>>122504981
>nico is a bad site
their api is even shittier. you have to request like 4 files just to get someone's username and as far as I can tell it's impossible to embed the video without the chat
>>122504981
if they move I hope they move to hitbox or some other site. Twitch is absolute cancer desu senpai
>Perks for subscribing:
> Increases value to society.
>Increases sexiness drastically...women will flock to you if you manage to muster the courage to venture outside.
>World peace in Westeros.
>Free virtual hugs.
>Directly supporting me.
why are women so arrogant
he's at it again
>>122504812
I should replay that game, and then lay the 2nd one for the first time.
Do you guys think narcissa has aids
>>122507143
Who is the CM Punk of speedgaming?
>>122504512
>>122504521
>>122504596
>>122504628
>>122507143
>>>/8gag/
Stay there for your rebellious teenager memes. Now that I think about it your whole twitter drama obsession and no videogames probbaly fits way better there too.
>>122507168
That would mean he'd gotten laid.
>>122505276
PogChamp PJSalt BabyRage KappaPride
>>122507314
hey shut the FUCK up idiot
>>122507314
What have YOU contributed to the thread, outside of the bitching ofc?
OMFG Cosmo/narcissa voice sounds like a faggot.
wtf happened
>no facecam
What a pansy.
>>122507314
imagine getting so mad at anonymous posters that you redirect them to imaginary boards.
>>122507294
who's the Randy Savage of speedgaming?
>>122507859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YupkPFY7K9
does cosmo even have a job?
>>122508674
He has a useless college degree.
>>122508765
You're not even human if you don't have a college degree - kike media
>>122508765
don't we all?
>>122508674
he has a degree in graphics design
what do you think?
>>122509253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ns9jfMGHhF
>>122509253
so he decided to be wilbo instead of a girl now?
how long until chibi decides to cut his dick off?
>>122508674
He is a tranny now.
Victim bux is all he needs from now on.
fw theres no hope for you
>>122509536
fucking savage
>>122509253
Would he even have thought about doing this if he didn't mingle with absolute degenerates?
>>122509536
good post
>>122509536
wow rude
>>122509253
What would possess someone to post this on social media
>>122510035
this is what "professional" speedrunning does to you
O-Oh...ok...
Is speedgaming dead?
>>122510781
lmao
I like the idea of speedrunning games and I've tried it myself. Worked on Haunting Ground for a few weeks and played it on twitch twice. 0 viewers but I had fun doing it.
>>122510781
trannies are the wrost
>>122510916
yeah, it peaked, and now it will fade into obscurity like it was around 2011, 2012 with normalspergs still trying to do things at agdq/sgdq with shitty speedgames that will bring in viewers but remain a shitty boring speedgame
>>122510916
our boy siglemic is applying CPR to it right now
its in god's hands now
>>122510781
he's probably not touching speedrunning ever again.
everyone just needs to let go already.
>>122509253
what the FUCK is happening?
If you enjoy the games,
then the hobby remains.
>>122511297
Why did he quit? I watched SGDQ this year and it felt like a big commercial. Only runner I ever liked was peaches__
>>122511164
maybe it will get better again when it starts dying
>>122511139
Nice dude, Haunting Ground is a great game, haven't seen a speedrun of it in years.
>>122511439
He lost the WR in the only game he was good at.
>>122511687
just a pedo
>>122511687
>m1's youtube favorites
hoo boy, what a ride
>>122511641
Hey now, let's not forget that he lost all his other WRs too
What's the point of Narcissa streaming when I can't see her qt face?
>>122511995
He just lazered off his beard, he's not showing his face because he looks like a monster.
>>122512083
>>122511995
um, HER name is wanda :|
give me a frash #rare speedrun to watch
>>122512176
got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq6pGJbd6Iw
I don't like videogames anymore
>>122512176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirppLy_BRE
>>122512225
>This speedrun you're watching is my greatest work yet.
>>122512176
http://youtu.be/b7991jDozaU
>>122512459
>my name is cosmo wright
When will this deadnaming piece of trash be taken down.
>>122511687
>family owns a pawn shop
>pedophile
everything seems to check out
>>122512459
i watched this the other day and it actually looks like a fun run. looks like there's a lot of room for improvement though, why can't you roll more often.
>>122512459
this looks like a nice speedgame desu
>>122509536
D*NGGG and I thought I heard all the good ones already
>>122510781
makes complete sense though? most girls don't actually speedrun m8
>>122512176
allow me to show you lads a real #fresh speedrun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEl_K8YGGs&list=PL__6jUdEsJ1JldLVlRbVID934L3LWKOt8
happy painting srg, and god bless
>>122514538
thanks essentia
>>122515250
His loss at NWC hurt him so much he needed hormone treatment to recover and the doctor mixed the bottles up
yo duckfist
Yet another get rich quick 'give me money for agdq' marathon being forced by the name of the mumble crew marathon. as if marathons werent a fucking snore already, sooo fucking many
>>122515395
thanks for the free advertisement
>>122515352
is selling out
why would anyone watch rookathon or mumble marathon, all featuring shit runners running shit games and all reddit
>>122515250
>don't follow speedrunning outside of marathons
>>>/v/
>>122515250
her name is narcissa now
>>122515250
um HER name is wanda :\
>>122515562
hey i might be shit but my game isnt
>>122515602
>wanting to surround yourself with autists year round
LMFAO F A M
>>122515395
I don't know what to be more disgusted about. the fact that they are begging for money despite shitting on everyone else that does it. or the fact that they are STILL GOING TO AGDQ.
Kind of funny how all the people who were for collecting money from SRGMs distanced themselves from SRGMs when it was decided to not raise money. Now all those same greedy degenerates are in other marathons to beg for their free vacation.
I have lost what little respect I have for that group of people, and for the community as a whole. I am done with this bullshit.
>>122516369
who all collected money from SRGMs
>>122516369
>everyone who wanted donations for srgm has ran off onto other marathons
its so true lmao
>>122515810
um HEADCRAB please leave forever :\
>>122516369
word. this year really made me realize who the degenerates really are. lost so much respect for people like ion, 2dos, yashi, grav, mhc, hell almost everyone at this point. i can count on one hand the amount of people who aren't hypocritical sellouts in this community.
>>122516787
wording this
>AGDQ
who gives a fuck: the marathon
>>122516369
you know shit is bad when even the mumble crew is worse than wobblers now.
>>122517108
i think the 100k concurrent viewers giving them 1 million dollars give a fuck
>>122516369
>>122517108
A lot of people care, enough to support the scam of a charity.
ATTN faggot ass mumble crew: 1. you suck a bunch of penis, stop hanging out with yashi and daily, stop being a wannabe collective. 2. if you're going to announce a marathon to raise funds for toufool to go to GDQ don't fucking announce it on Yashi's twitter, half the community has that retard blocked, and for good reason.
>>122517394
it's not for toufool
>>122517394
>and for good reason
name one good reason
>>122517394
the mumble crew fucking sucks lmao isn't toufool the only one with a run/even remotely relevant anymore?? I love how toufool has been using his ambivalence toward a GDQ run/charity marathons as a stage for his epic GDQ delay related tweets but when it comes time to get some fucking money guess who's still got their begging arms LOL what a bunch of idiots
>>122517394
oh shit
reminder that we run this shit
>>122516787
but thats not me :l
>pretends to not read the thread
>>122517559
don't even front like Yashi isn't even more of a wasted egg than Trihex my nigga smdh...
>>122517734
that's not really something to be proud of
http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2015/11/word-of-the-year-2015-emoji/
reminder
hey, please donate to the mumble crew. they need at least $12,000 to run left 4 dead at AGDQ. without that money they won't be able to play their game for charity and raise millions of dollars to help fight cancer. any additional money raised will be donated to the charity, but just don't ask us for proof and good luck trying to find it on the donation tracker.
>>122517250
don't worry my shit run will bring it down a few notches
>narcyposting is dead
>sig is dead
thank god
>>122516369
>mumble crew trashes on others for selling out and begging for free vacations
>mumble crew decides to put on a marathon to raise money for their free vacation
Anybody got strats or motivational words for someone who is about to make an attempt?
>>122518506
walk straight up or straight down stairs and if possible walk up or down them with a hostage
>>122518506
what's your method if you dont mind sharing strats
and good luck! hope it works this time
