Newbois welcome! #MakeSrgGreatAgain
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
>Rules
Speedrunning-related discussions only.
first for headcrabs eager boipussy
Serg is forever, my nyggaz
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>>122577438
o_o
is shia autistic
>>122577462
NEGA BOYS IN DA BUILDIN
bring back poopfist
Did JRTA get as much shit as these other marathons? Makes you think this board is 50% rks.
Gonna post here.
>>122578075
The raising money for runners part? Yeah JRTA got shit on here worse than anything outside of a GDQ
confirmed not a meme
headcrab why don't u sniff THIS out:______________
>>122578414
filtered
>>122578530
what did i do to you y_ :o
SERG dies tonigth
>>122578879
Didn't work.
I'm not stupid enough to have a child. - brainwashed white man
>>122579273
If you throw your life away for a disgusting little shit then you are the ultimate beta.
>>122579273
hol' up
jus' let me have some lil kid hangin around, using up all my money, taking up all my spare time, and he'll eventually grow to hate me and leave
>>122579531
>>122579885
This is what marxist subversion does to civilization.
Imagine the lineage that produced a loser who plays ape escape 12 hours a day. No respect for your ancestors. They faced a lot of hardship just to survive and reproduce but their efforts ended in a grind monkey.
>>122580154
Imagine the lineage that produced a loser who sits on an internet speedrun thread on 4chan and cries about someone who's doing the thing the general they're fucking posting in is about.
>>122580475
I'm not the self hating faggot who will never reproduce.
fw speedgame makes you want to die
>>122580652
>I already have children
>>122578530
why did you spoiler?
>>122580761
make five beautiful white children
Imagine being enough of a faggot loser to require a marathon where people donate to you for a free GDQ vacation. Jesus Christ this community is full of jobless loser beggars isn't it. Especially the fucking mumble crew how are you gonna hate on literally every group every time an online marathon for GDQ funds shows up and yet here you are. I hope you don't even crack $500 and I hope yashi has to bail as a result.
>>122581223
His "run" is a fucking joke anyway, as is GDQ.
>>122581223
word
>>122581223
I actually didn't know this was a trend recently
the HK hugbox was the only one I knew about
What is the point in this general? I am seriously asking.
Every post here is just some asshole trying to be epic to get replies because that makes them feel special for a fleeting moment. Most of the "content" here is off topic, going so far as to include such pathetic tripe as rping.
>>122581913
people in other generals don't like speedtalk about their games, so they need a place to dump us
>>122581913
Sometimes we post our splits and talk about speedrunning
>>122581913
here's your (you)
>>122582043
who is we?
Aite """"LADS"""" I'mma post once more finally brave enough.
>>122581913
are you being ironic today, anime?
>>122581913
speedrunner hideout where we're organizing for the upcoming race war
just end my life senpai
>>122581913
It's turned into a place for cliques to shitpost about other people, gossip about "speedrun celebrities", and to force shitty memes.
Once in a while something speedrun related is posted but gets ignored or gets people assblasted for "forcing themselves".
>>122582075
srg
>>122582243
who is we?
you winning, son?
>>122582168
Filtered.
>>122580985
i'm chinese...
>>122582290
>Once in a while something speedrun related is posted but gets ignored or gets people assblasted for "forcing themselves".
To me this is easily the worst thing about /srg/ currently. It makes it so on topic content is actively discouraged.
>>122580154
Imagine being such a faggot that you think that your way of life is one that should be shared by everyone on the planet. Just imagine being that mentally ill.
imagine going to a general about speedrunning and complaining about people speedrunning and posting about their ancestors or twitch streamers. imagine that for a second
>>122577690
he's jewish
>>122583676
>de m_ grammar
>>122583240
Point out where it says it's okay to whore your stream out here.
Serg is based! BASED!
>>122584635
There's a difference between posting splits, blog squares, and webms and whoring out your stream.
>>122584962
there isn't in terms of why specifically people post all of those things
>>122585036
What matters is what's being posted no why it's being posted.
Fuck off.
>>122585191
grindxmonkey becomes enraged when encountered with the thought of being exposed
>>122585298
Expose him of what?
Reminder witwix got his start from just posting his link here! Free advertisement, everybody!
>>122585535
so much so that he goes into third person
>>122585578
Expose him of what?
Not sure why any newboi would want to post their stream here anyway considering the way you guys treat people.
>>122585191
Why not post it on Reddit instead then? Not only is there no backlash, but it matches the rest of the content there and you get karma for it to boot.
>>122585742
what do you mean by "you guys'?
>>122585694
He feels threatened when newbois post their streams, so the #makeSRGgreatagain campaign has him on edge.
>>122585973
Do you have any proof of this?
>>122585036
Oh fuck off, you are an elitist cancerous shit with delusions of granduer because you see yourself as some "oldboi"
If someone wants to come here and make friends or find people who run/know their game. There is no reason to instantly assume they are some cynical asshole out to manipulate themselves to e-fame.
>>122586043
why was your counterargument projection on a massive scale
>>122586025
No but I love that it always takes you less than 30 seconds to reply every time.
>>122584962
word *posts the same blog square for the 50th time*
I remember those times you can't fool me senpai
>>122585767
>Why do you post speedrunning content in the speedrunning general?
Holy shit, just fuck off.
>>122586043
>if someone wants to come here and make friends
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reminder that being a grind monkey is so far removed from speedrunning it doesn't count as speedrunning content.
>>122586206
What about my post upset you, friend? Is my reasoning not logical enough?
>>122586173
So you are just making shit up. Ok then.
I don't get how you guys do this so much. I can barely manage to do a couple of hours worth of streaming a couple of times a week without getting bored with running my game.
>>122586339
>people who are actually good at speedrunning are n-not relevant!
HAHAHHAHAHA
>>122586043
The people here are cynical assholes and phony/two-faced as well. Staying an irrel isn't a bad option, considering people don't leave their clique streams to watch them anyway.
>>122586510
what do you mean by "you guys'?
>>122586592
what was the last strategy you came up with monkeyboy?
what speedgame should i grind
>>122586473
What reasoning? All you're saying is
>P-please let me post speedrunning unrelated shit in /srg/!!! Go away with your speedrunning content!!!
>>122586498
Yeah, no shit. Stop being such a fucking baby.
>he doesn't run forbidden memories
What's your excuse?
i'm gonna post my stream in here and you can't stop me
>>122586795
I'm not needing to say anything because I can do that whenever I want. Please don't misquote my posts, thanks.
>>122586867
Please do, I wanna have a stream in the background while playing games
>>122586867
I'm just waiting for any fucking stream to get posted so I can close this tab, this thread isn't even worth lurking in
I made this post which now exists within this thread
there's nothing you can do to stop me from making it again, if I so choose to make another
have a nice day guys
>>122587093
thanks u too
Why did squid delete this?
https://twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/655531058180435968
>>122587093
I made this post which now exists within this thread
there's nothing you can do to stop me from making it again, if I so choose to make another
have a nice day guys
>>122586983
But then Squid will come after me :/
>>122587250
o_o
>>122587195
I don't know because I can't fucking see it, genius
>>122587195
who gives a shit and why do so many of you have one?
>>122587254
Just ignore him
>>122586737
One that I have a video of is a method for getting this stupid clip consistently. Unfortunately for you I don't record or note down every little strat/time save because that would be ridiculous and isn't necessary as they are just normal things that happen when playing a game and finding things.
I recently went through Ape 2 and re-routed the All Monkeys category as the old runs were so old they didn't even make use of trick where you can get infinite height, and there are loads of strats and time saves in there in there.
What about you?
>>122587195
It was a spoiler that I didn't think about while posting.
fuck squid, fuck yashi, fuck headcrab, fuck nkr, fuck this hobby, fuck everything!
>>122587417
what spoiler I'm going to lose sleep if you don't tell me
does squid's life depend on this thread having more speedrun related posts than otherwise?
FUCK IT!
>>122587417
>in there in there
Kyaa~ >w<
>>122587529
no, because he bitches about on-topic posting too. my only guess is that at least every 3rd post has to mention him, or he goes into a blind monkey rage.
>>122587450
>~<
someone explain the monkey meme to me because it makes no sense
>>122587917
who is we?
>>122587924
don't even bother, you'll just start a big crybaby war.
>>122586737
>this guy got btfo and cant reply
>>122588097
nah I saw the same stupid monkey clip last time I asked
above it all
>>122588182
>he got btfo and didnt even read the post
i know monkey posters have no credibility, but this is just a new low
>>122587450
o_o
>>122588185
Somebody report this fucking homo.
>>122587924
It comes from the term "grind monkey" which is a pejorative for speedrunners who do not contribute anything to a speedgame.
All the focus on is grinding out slightly faster times using strats an ideas othe people came up with without so much as a thought to how it could be further improved.
The speedrunner liquidxsquid is a grind monkey and because of his affiliation with /srg/ his name has become synonymous with it
>>122587417
lmao damn this nigga got mad over a little shitposting.
FUCK POSTING ABOUT SPEEDRUNNING!
>>122588284
he isnt doe
>>122588185
lmao
>>122588417
holy FUCK you nuthuggers are worse than the fucking shitposters.
>>122588562
what do you mean by "you nuthuggers"?
reminder that ion started the grind monkey meme and forced the monkey pictures after squid btfo his meme times to try and discredit squid and look like the real runner. this was even confirmed after he let a monkey picture he posted on twitter slip into the thread
>>122588297
>>122588562
>i got btfo and have no response
reminder that monkey posters are the lowest of the low and get btfo on the daily
>>122588742
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>122588269
>he still cant respond because he got btfo so hard
nigga i am ROLLING
n word yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! xD
Going live in a few!
>>122588590
see this is whats so shit about /srg/. someone can't take the heat and start looking for a scapegoat
>>122588583
people who take it as a personal offense when squid gets called a grind monkey, one of the silliest insults ever, and take it upon themselves to white knight him in the thread.
>>122588709
the only people getting btfo are the nuthuggers taking weak ass bait and derailing the thread trying to defend some kid they've never met.
>>122588941
when's DeS?
>>122588974
>scapegoat
>people actually believe this
speed run
speedrun this dick
>>122589210
>:34
my man... I'm so sorry...
>>122588974
Nuthuggers and Squid himself, fucker attention whores constantly because /srg/ is his only source of human contact.
>>122589210
grats on wr!!!
>>122589210
spam strafe keys to go faster
speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid
Ape Escape 2 | 53:3x Attempts
>>122589210
It's speedrun.
One of y'all rate me
>>122589503
dude is live constantly he doesn't need advertisement in here thanks.
>>122589390
not true; check his snapchat. Jeremy is very popular
>>122589560
just went live
>>122589210
>doomspeedruns.webm
>>122589560
WOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TELLING SOMEONE THEY SHOULDN'T POST ABOUT SPEEDRUNS
GET THE >>> FUCK <<< OUT
>>122589560
tsundere malos
All the most obnoxious faggots to grace this thread always let their identity slip and attention whore with it. duke bill bene weedguy hexade dragonlord malos meows squid headcrab
Think about it, this is the universal factor that makes them so annoying. They come to an anonymous thread and constantly make it about them. You were good to spot duke doing this all the time but can we please extend the meme to all these shitters.
another
>>122589982
not me. don't do that please.
>>122590432
who is we?
>>122590448
elgu ya dingus
friendly reminder do not vote trump or sanders
>>122581913
if I just talked about technical info about my speedgame no one would care or understand
>>122590432
always gotta make it about you, huh
>>122591331
I'm going to build the wall and mexico is going to pay for it.
>>122585569
nope. he did srl races before /srg/ existed
>>122585767
newbois welcome. 'nuff said
>>122587427
the only people in here that would care are named in that picture
>>122591331
what does this have to do with speedrunning?also fuck off liberalshit
>>122592282
why did you spoiler?
>>122592356
i wanted that part of the post to be a surprise :3
>>122592282
what does this post ACTUALLY have to do with speedrunning?
>>122586840
but i do
>>122592525
boy you's a retard
narcissa more like narcolepsy
imagine zfg taking hormones
>>122592282
>newbois welcome. 'nuff said
literally everything about /srg/ is off putting to newbois
not a single person here is supportive of new runners
>>122592801
support my cock faggot
>>122592751
lol i swear to god I just got gummy bears in my selection palette
imagine if smash faggots fucked off from speedrunning forever
>>122592801
then let's change that. you wouldn't poop on the floor just because it's dirty, would you?
>>122592939
like who?
>>122592939
Imagine if namedrop and namedropeekiller returned to us.
imagine if stream monsters fucked off from speedrunning forever
imagine if you fucked off
>>122592990
hang on. depends what you mean. is the floor dirty or the poop?
>>122592801
Speak for yourself, faggot.
imagine if you were tranny scum
imagine zfg doing a pub crawl
>>122592801
word.
FAGGOTS!
imagine caracarn giving you a hands on ffx speedlesson
i would rather stream to 0 people forever than post my stream here.
>>122593523
word fuck yall faggots
>>122593523
foolz is the new place to post streams btw how behind are you
>>122593119
imagine zfg washing his hair
>serious engine in charge of keeping players inbounds
this is 5 seconds into the game
>>122593646
kill yourself
>>122593523
You would be streaming to 0 people anyway. Don't listen to these clique faggots.
hey /srg/ hit me up with a comfy jrpg that has a nice soundtrack
But seriously, who has recent pictures of Adrian?
Two more steamy Fallout 4 webms to drop on this thread.
i wish worster would try the battle frontier all gold symbols emerald run again
I will to go poke my eyes off now.
>>122594507
medievil
>>122594591
>>122594545
>>122594702
who?
>>122594710
p cute tbhh
>>122594710
I love how she included the teeth gap.
>>122594957
And the awful posture
>>122594591
are you jumping on the melon while it's in your hands or do you have to drop it?
>>122593026
>de hippie spacing
>>122595639
filtered
going live
twitch.
tv/moofinmoofin
>>122596143
delete this
>>122594710
>de gap
*lies about getting my code cracked*
>>122596143
the part about true srg is unnecessary
>>122596254
Filtered
>>122596143
reminder that r/speedrun is more about speedrunning and less about transsexual drama than srg
>>122596078
stream
>>122596143
Nobody wants anything to do with /srg/ and /srg/ wants nothing to do with it's runners except for one. Nothing is going to change.
>>122596335
>>122596581
You can't be /srg/ the same way you can't be a dog or a plane
>>122596581
Certain people may not change, but newboi haters are in the minority now.
>>122581913
Dont steal pisss's image
>>122596880
Telling people to post their stream is literally just setting them up to be disappointed or bullied out.
>narcy goes live
>no facecam
:/
>>122597726
I hope you're having a fun time as the thread's newest tripnigger.
>>122597843
Oh I am.
>>122597726
filtered
>>122596707
Wait, there's NASA now? When will it happen?
tfw no bf
tfw nothing
>>122598207
May 2016 in Chicago.
>>122595425
It's simple. We kill the Batman
>>122596078
what a cute girl :3c
degenerates OUT
>>122596453
this is why redditathon is so based
the fact that headcrab is accepted here should be an instant sign that this place is fucking shit
zzzzzzzzz
>>122599289
accepted by who?
>>122599413
the thread and many of the runners here that probably don't tell him to fuck off because they like their nuts being roasted by him
>>122599565
hol' up hol' up looks like we got a master memer over here hold on to your pantiesladies!fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute maaaaaadman!!1! all you other aspiring memers mmmight as wwwell give up! cuse this guyis as good as it gets!
>>122599289
The day Headcrab dies I will experience euphoria unimaginable for any of you.
https://twitter.com/CockbotSRG/status/666743045455544320
cockbot laying the smackdown
>>122599698
>implying some other memer won't take his place
It finally happened boys, I'm done
>>122599413
me.
tfw streammonstering will never go back to it's mid 2012-late 2013 glory days when >we had 7 people all streaming at the same time and now I spend all my free time waiting for ZFG to go live so I can violently shitpost in his chat and fill the empty hole in my life
Reliable sources tell me that the new tripfag is none other than Minion and/or Hexade
>>122600957
you should kill yourself
>>122600679
based
>>122601029
fuck off hexade
>>122600679
whens remake
you all may deny this but /srg/ serves a vital role in the community. it keeps people with dignity and self respect in check. without /srg/ trashing on people who do stupid shit, the entire hobby would be clones of iateyourpie or witwix and every clique would be like #rks or the wobblers.
you have to realize that everyone reads these threads. when there is drama people flock here to see the general opinions on it since overall /srg/ has the correct stance on community issues. think of /srg/ as the speedrun police. if you are a degenerate, you will get called out for it here. /srg/ is a deterrent for sellouts and degenerates in this hobby.
>>122601234
why does everyone want squid to run a boring walking simulator?
>>122587427
I knew most of these kids were faggots, thanks for posting so I can presumptively ban them in my chat. Speaking of, when did deln turn into such a retard? He used to have a comfy stream and play some decent games and now he associates with cyberdemon and kollin7, he has joined the ranks of sixteen year old wannabes of the community like damn nigga I can look passed the fact that you're a depressive fat Canuck fuck with a shit accent and a shitty taste in friends but when you advertise it everywhere you go I'm just not going to watch your stream or show you any respect anymore
Speaking of which kollin7 is a gigantic faggot as he was bred to be by the rest of the loser FM crew, if he died at a gdq I wouldn't give it a second glance
>>122601506
its just me and its the best game ever desu senpai
>>122601034
but if i kill myself who will niggerpost in zfg's chat the one time a month he streams?
>>122601312
>He's gonna take you back to the past
>To convince you /srg/ doesn't suck ass
>Well it doesssss
>You're a retardddd
>Who is poop fart stinky wrong
>This place suckssss
>It's fucking garbage
>I would not show this to my kids
>It's the swampiest place you've ever heard
>It's the most toxic, wretched place in the world
>It's the angry /vg/ serg
I don't think /srg/ really has any power left mainly because there is no "speedrunning community." It's become so mainstream that there really doesn't even need to be one. It'd be like having a community for every single tennis player in the world. Normies will leave eventually so you're going to have to wait until then to get back to your whore-shaming.
>>122601512
dang
how will the cyberdemon crew recover
