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in this thread:
>miranda has a penis now i guess??
>WG is a femshep sympathizer and belongs on a cross
>liara best waifu
>music discussion
>fallout discussion
>anything but mass effect discussion
Previous thread: >>122207694
Reminder that "femshep" does not exist, and discussion of such fairytales is banned by the Emperor
liara best waifu
gigi-chan best waifu
>>122429276
Are you the guy who just watched Moon?
>>122429954
no, someone just linked that song in another thread i was browsing so i decided it would be the new thread theme
>>122430057
okay
>>122430152
okay
Considering making a "new" pastebin. Basically just the old one but with all of these links that are currently in the OP at the top of the pb. Currently it's a bit of a hassle to make a new thread. format for threads would be:
edition
pastebin
theme
in this thread:
previous thread:
whatever autismal reminders the OP wants to include
>>122429276
can you imagine living in a world where liara actually was best waifu though?
just ridiculous
>>122431181
hello this is a not very nice post
/meg/ is a friendly posts only zone
>get out of bed at 1 pm
>log on to /meg/ to post about mating tubes
>see that someone is once again posting the truth about ME2 being the best of the series
>hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.jpg
MAKE IT STOP
THIS GENERAL IS A SAFE SPACE FOR ME1 FANS
is it on-topic to discuss juicy j here?
>>122431118
go ahead. I forgot the account name/password for the current pastebin anyway...
>>122431679
alright, I'll do it once this thread is closer to being finished
>/bwg/ is still more dead than /meg/
>>122431528
>>>/mu/ or >>>/trash/
night meg
>>122432561
good night but juicy j is NOT trash
>>122431279
Is it fair to say that ME1 is my favourite in the series but ME2 is objectively the best?
>>122431528
>filename
can we talk about three stacks instead
>>122433035
Can we talk about shortstacks?
>>122433676
lewd
>>122433676
can we talk about shortbread instead
>>122433992
I like the way you think.
>>122431263
lioru a sheet
Which species produces the most shortstack grils?
>>122434150
jackposter's on the prowl lads
>>122434181
volus
>>122434181
liara
>>122434181
Quarians.
>>122434440
Malnourishment is a real problem for quarians.
I'm glad EA wasn't as stupid as SquareEnix and told Microsoft to fuck off when they tried to moneyhat Mass Effect as an exclusive.
Making Tomb Raider a Bone exclusive was a disastrous decision.
>>122434917
>and told Microsoft to fuck off when they tried to moneyhat Mass Effect as an exclusive
wat
>>122434181
>>122434279
>tfw no lusty, thick volus grills
unless the suits mean we can't tell the male and female figures apart and they all sound the same cause of built in vocalizers
liara and jack teaming up to viciously slaughter femshep and cannibalize the body?
>>122436635
Is that after the war, or perhaps they're indoctrinated.
http://img07.deviantart.net/5a07/i/2015/319/4/8/miranda_and_jack___the_biggest_by_rastifan-d9gtrr2.jpg
>>122435149
Microsoft went shopping for third party exclusives. They asked about Andromeda, EA said no.
SquareEnix was likely the only publisher dumb enough to say yes.
>>122437304
after the war
waifus leanin on a switch?
>>122439626
Would they make a shrine or small temple from the inedible left over parts?
>>122444341
no they'd incinerate them, to symbolize frecklebeast burning in the fiery pits of hell along with other monstrosities and abominationsthis is getting a bit weird
>>122441275
waifus busting a sag
>>122446254
that seems like it could be lewd
>>122448628
>exposed treats on a monday
what madness is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6QknAOsVo
a waifu banging nat king cole in the whip?
>>122448906
Are asari tr**ts more smooth than most of their skin, and are they more sensitive?
>>122450791
>implying your waifu doesn't need to pass the aux cord, post-haste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5flioLfkc
>>122451578
Smooth on the tops, more rough on the bottom. Very sensitive
>>122451630
there is literally nothing wrong with nat king cole
>>122451578
>>122451734
Fuck off, deviants.
>>122451913
Did you miss out on the lengthy horsecock discussion last thread?
>>122451846i know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9migdK-LnPU
>>122451913
>that
>deviant
wew lad, you know damn well /meg/ has had more than one roundtable on things far, far more degenerate than asari tr**ts
>>122455187
Worst ME2 character
At least Jacob was so bad it was amusing
>>122455441
I know, I still can't understand why he's useful for the suicide mission
>>122455798
How are any of them useful? What duties do any of them perform during the Suicide Mission that couldn't have been performed by a trained Cerberus operative, with the possible exception of the biotic bubble? Plus, they'd be easier to get together and there'd be many more of them. Don't even care for Thane, but 'usefulness' in terms of the Suicide Mission is meaningless.
>>122456869
>How are any of them useful?
They aren't. Bioware tried to make a ME equivalent of ocean's 12.
The Assasin. The Engineer. The Robot. The Babe. The Black guy etc etc
>>122452043
>>122453670
footfaggotry is as deviant as it gets
>>122429276
What species do you want in Andromeda?
Starfish Aliens or Space Babes?
>>122456869
You are given Miri and Jacob by default
Grunt takes the place of a warlord who supposedly knows about the collectors
Mordin is self explanatory
TIM wants you to get Garrus so that you can feel at home
Jack and Samara do the biotic bubble
Tali is a tech expert, she upgrades your ship
Legion is optional, he didn't even have a dossier
Kasumi and Zaeed are optional as well
Meanwhile, Thane is there because Brooks had a frog fetish or something
>>122458529
I'd want starfish, spacebabe, and starfish-spacebabe aliens included. Any and all are recruitable, and it's very possible to sexe them up.
>>122458529
I'd want a game without homosexual relationships
> PRIMITIVES
>>122461292
>the krogan
>worth saving
lol no
>>122461292
are those reapers?
I thought reapers fired beams not blaster shots
>>122461292
It was never used to block Tuchanka's sun.
>>122464415
Why the long face?
>>122465453
Shepard wants to bring more, and more asari into bed with them.
>>122469257
Jacob looks like he's seen a ghost
>>122469257
>christie that pale
What the fuck is wrong with Garrus romancers?
>>122471994
Lonely hambeasts.
>>122471994
His romance is pretty good actually.
The only thing that kept me going on my femshep playthrough.
Don't know what makes someone make a tattoo of him though
>>122473049
I thought Kasumi had a pretty nice ass but I haven't tattooed its likeness on my body
>>122475057
And i love Liara's MT but i didn't tattoo it on my ass crack
>>122475675
>MT
>existing
>>122458529
Manly men
Noveria's Rachni Queen is best waifu
Seeing as how we're dead, who actual feminist here?
>>122462306
you are right, but that's what the name actually implies.
>bioware were even too lazy to change such a minor detail
Not 10 minutes into Mass Effect 3 and Ashley is hounding me about being in Cerberus...It feels like she wants my dick, but the bitch needs to learn my dick belongs to Liara.
>>122479895
She just wants you to know that Cerberus is bad, and she doesn't like them.
>>122479895
>>122480491
oh my god she's hurt and in the hospital.
I feel awful. ;_;
>>122480694
No one really expected that robot to bash her skull in.
>>122480694
stop playing while you still can and save yourself a lot of disappointment.
>>122481313
The best time to stop playing ME3 is after the Tuchanka mission.
Just finish it and stop playing, don't do the Citadel coup mission so you miss out on Kai Leng
>>122481592
I never get why people are overglorifying the Tuchanka mission, it's shit as well.
>>122482148
It's not shit like the rest of the game, but it's not great either.
It's the best parte of the game though
>>122481313
Yes, okay, I get it, you didn't like the game, okay, I understand.
>>122483923
it's not like I'm the only one thinking it
There's just something about female Shepard's body that looks off, but I can't really put my finger on it. The head looks really weird, too, like it doesn't belong on the body.
>>122484987
who are they tempting?
Waifus playing with their gingeys and giving themselves self-facials?
>Illusive Man
>young woman
At least make her middle aged. Late 40s, early 50s.
>>122484987
Shepard isn't tempting anyone, that's for sure. Who'd be attracted to a swamp beast?
I do like this logo, it looks pretty cool. I assume the 'SF' is special forces, but I wonder what group James is in.
>>122485612
>>122485898
Whoops.
>>122485818
>and giving themselves self-facials?
How?
>>122484987
it's the hands. Liara's as well. too thin, too long
>>122486090
with their mating tubes I guess.
>>122486708
delete this now
>>122486708
The arms looks strange, too.
>>122486780
no
>>122487061
and frecklebeast's neck is too tall and the head looks too broad.
>>122487331
remove immediately
>>122487397
never
>>122487608
seriously though that one is horrific
>>122486090
>How?
Legs locked behind their head, maybe and thensquirtin a weird angle? Or maybe in a pile driver positionthough I can't imagine that being comfortableand thicker drops of femcum dripping out of their gingeys on their faces?
>>122486708
Or that. That works too.
>>122487331
It's really incredible how much they managed to fuck up while trying to make a naked body.
Choking a waifu and slapping her tits while sexeing her up?
>>122488194
no i don't want to hurt her!!
>>122488309
But she gets off on in, anon. She also chokes you a bit.
>>122488349
*it
>>122488349
i doubt that 2bh
>>122488553
She really does, anon. She just doesn't know how to tell you, and feels a bit embarrassed about it. She doens't want you to think she's a sl*t.
>>122488741
no i mean about her choking me
who the hell are these two bitches always talking in the scanning room on the ship?
>>122489224
Just random NPCs they added to make the useless scanning room feel less dead
Why the fuck are they even scanning me for?
>>122489336
>Why the fuck are they even scanning me for?
Consoles strike again.
>>122489784
Why not just have the doors on Illium that takes 5 goddamn seconds to open?
>>122489224
>>122489336
Apparently consoles couldn't handle the size of the Normandy so there is a loading screen at that part and since nowadays games aren't programmed for maximum performance but for lowest common denominator, it was just left in for PC players to enjoy as well.
>>122490063
>it was just left in for PC players to enjoy as well.
Hahah, imagine if they skipped the scanning for PC players.
>No reason to scan you, sir, you can go right it.
>>122490189
*in
>>122490189
is that chakwas?
>yfw SPT
>>122491773
Still more attractive than femshep
>>122492059that is femshep
>>122490189
>>122491727
My dream was to be able to romance Chakwas. All I wanted was to bend her over her desk and just go to town.
Also, I'm playing ME3 for the first time and was wondering...does the Normady ship ever get "finished"? Seems there's just stuff lying about the ship.
>>122492813
Older women are icky, anon. Have some more gays and transexuals.
>>122492105
I know I mean femshep before transformation
>>122492813
>Normady ship ever get "finished"?
No
>>122491773searched 5 minutes for an appropiate image
Inter-species gangbang porn?
>>122494480
I'd love that.
>>122494569
>drell
>quarian
>turian
it just keeps getting worse!
>>122494569
>quarians
>drell
>femtur
NAH. Only male turians and krogan filling a human woman's poor holes.
>>122491773
Holy shit
Waifus in a Wickel Weason microkini?
>>122495752
Meant Wicked Weasel.
http://orig04.deviantart.net/307a/f/2015/320/a/7/a77d880bb960ee4ff89d8e2ff265e3b0-d9gwgl3.png
>>122497406
worse than SPT, STT, and SKT combined
>Shadman has never drawn Miranda with an equally fat ass
;__;
Does he even do commissions?
Fuck, man, I almost feel like getting Fallout 4. I just really want a good Fallout game.
I'll just keep telling myself to wait for a Steam sale where it costs $20.
An open world Mass Effect like that would be pretty cool. Lots to explore, lots of side quests.
>>122500058
that face plus hair would look abysmal in reality
>think of watching the Conan video of the tech guy playing Sunset Overdrive with Laura Bailey
>the description says 'woman voice actor'
>not female voice actor, of God forbid, voice actress
Literally retarded. I'll skip the video, Coco.
>>122502686
*or
>i'm not deeply in love with my waifu
Anyone feel like whiting out the gas clouds, please do.
>>122504815
it's perfectly in character since he doesn't worpship beings that don't really exist
>>122500480
>I just really want a good Fallout game.
Well, you're not gonna find it there, then.
>>122500480
i bought it because i'm a sucker. still haven't gotten time to play it
>>122506160
loving =/ worship lad
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8337691/1/Lost-in-a-Wonder
>>122506094
I hate you for making me do this
what is a gigi-chan
>>122508893
That's immeasurably better, thanks.
>>122509006
She's a field medic for the MEGSev.
>>122509006
original character of the megsev crew, which is a ship made up by some older tripfags, with lots of stories and stuff. she is supposed to look like Jessica Biel,meaning she is ugly as sin
Goddamnit /meg/ just watched Come and See and i'm a total wreck now.
WG should watch it, a bit of self loathing doesn't hurt once in a while
>>122510219
>wg
>guilt
this is literally him
>>122509837
Now, WG, not all girls will look like Sasha Grey, SJU, Alison Brie, and so on.
>>122510219
>Come and See
>>122510624
>Alison Brie
thank goodness no one else does, she's a whole different level of ugly
>>122461292
they look like tripods
was that what they were going for?
>>122510941
probably
>/meg/ finally quieting down
>probably because /dag/ moved over to /bwg/
so cozy again. good night.
>>122512752
Indeed and good night.
>>122510219
>that scene with the stork in the forest
so surreal
incredible movie
>>122515782
where's that from?
>>122515190
>that scene in the swamp
I was in awe
>>122509006
this is a gigi-chan.
>>122516937
>best waifu.png
she isn't blue though
>>122516937
Where's the penis?
>>122518875
On Lusi.
>>122506316
Have you played it?
>>122509837
>Jessica Biel
>ugly
wat
>>122518745
>hasn't read the fic where she puts on blue body/face paint and a crest headpiece
>>122519993
covering yourself with feathers doesn't make you a chicken
>>122520089
>implying transasari aren't real asari
Somebody needs a priv check!
Hows the mass effect film coming along?
>>122520625
>tali
>custom shepard
disgusting image
>>122500480
>Fuck, man, I almost feel like getting Fallout 4.
12 million people can't be wrong.
Don't listen to /v/ or RPGCodex nerds, the game is alright.
>>122509837
>>122510882
>Alison Brie and Jessica Biel are ugly
>also likes femshep
Jesus, WG i didn't know you had such shit taste in women.
Well you do live in germany.
Next time you'll be telling me Maisie Williams is beautiful
>>122520728
It was one of the first on google images okay
We all know the true waifu is Liara, apart from in ME2 when you bang Miranda too
>>122521236
>when you bang Miranda too
>unironically missing the cutest liara scene in 3 just because you couldn't keep your pants on
>>122521370
Eh?
>>122521972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UINMvl9daF4&feature=youtu.be&t=1m59s
you get a different scene for faithful/unfaithful/new romance
>>122522052
The difference being you say "I love you" first if you bang miranda?
>>122522581
she hesitates
>>122522678
But how do you get the trophy for banging someone in ME2 otherwise?
>>122522778
multiple playthroughs? if you aren't loyal to your chosen waifu you are playing the game wrong
>>122522894
I was moving on because she told me to sod off initially in ME2 cos she fancied being the new shadow bloke or whatever
>>122522989
we all make mistakes, just don't let it happen again lad
>>122523085
It'll all be resolved WHEN THEY BRING OUT THE REMASTERED EDITION which they definitely will do obviously
plox
>>122520787
How's the weapon selection? So far, I've only seen the 10mm pistol and the double-barrel shotgun, and the extremely ugly custom weapons.
Can I still use the .308 hunting rifle? My raifu, that one.
>>122523334
i've seen webms with miniguns that shoot explosives and shit
>>122523480
Oh, right, and the minigun. That I've heard you get almost at the beginning.
>>122523789
i haven't started playing yet, but apparently the weapon selection is good and there's a lot of weapon modding you can do
>>122523334all the bolt handles on bolt-action weapons are left handed
>>122516006
Mass Effect
>>122523983
what part of ME3 though
>>122524047
Is it not the final mission in London when you're charging the big lazer thing to take you to the citadel
>>122524160
i don't know, i've never seen that but i've never seen the scene where your squadmates die
>yfw the main character in MEA isMuslimbecause Bioware feels the need to atonefor Paris
>>122523914
wat
Seriously? Is it like the bolt-action sniper rifles in Counter-Strike?
>>122524263
That doesn't make any sense, why would the protaganist in a Bioware game, who is always a blank slate, suddenly be force into being a muslim?
You're not making sense, anon.
Muslim NPC, sure, but not the person you play as.
>>122520625
There's a film?
>>122524630
>That doesn't make any sense, why would the protaganist in a Bioware game, who is always a blank slate, suddenly be force into being a muslim?
Reparations for the oppression that western civilization is visiting upon the islamic world.
>>122524689
It was turned into a 4D ride.
>>122525289
Dear Christ what is that image
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5191421
Miranda withdrew the nozzle and spread the remaining lubricant over the buttplug. “Ready, Ashley?” she asked.
“Yes! Fuck yes,” replied Ashley, the urgency of her need outweighing any humiliation she might have recognised from being in such a compromising situation. “Quick, before I lose it.”
“I want you to say it,” said Miranda.
Ashley felt herself about to lose control over her bowels. She felt sweat trickle down between her breasts. “Plug me,” she groaned. “Please.”
>>122526406
Uh, the bowel thing is because Miranda squirted lube up her butt. No bathroom stuff.
>>122526406
>>122526735
Interesting, and the author's put up several other stories within the past month as well.
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/2977340
Prettycute.
>>122529457
we cute christmas fics now?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1087717
hustle bones coming out of a waifus mouth?
Lol, this story is almost like the Miranda shit they came up with the other day.http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/SweetDarkNothings/18512/Just-The-Tip/47114/Chapter-1/Beat-on-Brat
Not Mass Effect, though.
laru bit wafer
>>122529549
>christmas
Mistletoe for eaty taste good?
>>122535362
>eaty
what
>>122535453
YO EDDY, SPIN THAT SHIT
>>122535562
???????
>>122535362
>you'll never be lewdly and lustily ridden by an eager energetic engi Brie.
>>122535819
>you'll never watch as engie Brie is impregnated by Miri's big fat meatstick
>>122536234
please go back to /bwg/
>>122536293
>>122536401
For real though, how come there's no pregnant crew member in any of the ME's?
>>122537026
>>122536234
>>122531451
a waifu stretch you on like latex mask
http://orig09.deviantart.net/c313/f/2013/272/5/3/jack_and_miranda_1a_by_notsodamndeviant-d6oj63d.jpg
>>122541334
>>122526090
Kill em' all.
>>122537026
kasumi talks about one of the women in navigation and how she thinks that she is pregnant. Kasumi comments that "even aboard a Cerberus Vessel, life finds a way".
>>122543928
>you didn't get to watch Miri impregnate that sloot
>>122545761
staph
>>122545824
Negative.
Hello my fans! Did you like Mass Effect Three ?
>>122548313
Multiplayer was great, senpai.
>>122538006
BEFORE YOU LIES....
A MATING TUBE
