Obey Panda Li Li Has A Posse edition
>What is Heroes of the Storm?
A raucous online team brawler starring your favorite Blizzard characters.An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides developed by Blizzard Entertainment.
>What makes Heroes of the Storm different from other already known and popular MOBAs?
Matches last 15-25 minutes, Item system replaced with Talents, focus on objectives and team fights.
>Whats New:
Cho'gall Nov. 17th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/chogall/
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130
Previously on /hotsg/: >>122225360
First for HORSEPANTS
xth for the light abandoning no man
third for >tfw Garrosh never
>>122371038
I hope Garrosh can main tank
So fucking sick of Muradin and Johanna being the only ones
>>122371075
What about ETC?
>>122371075
honestly I don't care how he's designed, I just want him in for the buttblasted dialogue when he's on a team with Thrall/Rehgar/Jaina/etc.
>>122371075
Jo is down to a 20% pickrate in masters and 32% over all
>>122370973
>doesnt pick a talent mid combat
So this is what being a shitter feels like
>crypt lord was possibly the tankiest hero of wc3
>anub is made of paper
feels weird man
>win 2 games
>next one the team somehow loses the entire objective and becomes 2 levels down before 2 minutes have even expired
some matches are genuinely a waste of time where there is nothing to learn from it
living_under_a_rock.jpg
jhoanna murky or rexxar which one is more funny to play and which more strong
>>122372781
Johanna is strong
Murky is fun if you enjoy his unique type of play
Rexxar is trash
>>122372781
rex is most fun, probably weakest
murky is mid fun, mid weak
jo is lowest fun, strongest
>>122372935
>>122372889
is murky playable in solo queue or in quick match or i need a support with me?
>>122373119
QM Murky works well solo if you can play around team mates that can't play around Murky.
>>122372508
Sonya is so broken you can have le impatient spaceman of autolosses on your team and still roflstomp your way to victory
>>122373172
sorry i'm not english native i can't undestand :solo if you can play around team mates that can't play around Murky" can you explain ?
>>122373441
he's saying to play Murky well, you have to learn to play around people who bitch and moan because they don't understand how he works and don't know what you're doing
this applies to most specialists btw
>>122372781
Rexxar
>>122373441
What it basically means is that you have to be good at murky to make him work in QM
>>122373441
Some people just don't know how to play with Murky in their team. If you can babysit those people from time to time, it's fine playing Murky in QM.
>>122373441
Murky is trash, that's all you need to know
you're fucked if the enemy has a support
and if that support takes cleanse you might just want to afk in base
buy Johanna
I wonder how much shielding a team of 5 tassadars could put out
>>122373721
>not just octograbbing the support
wood
so johanna or murky who is more useful?
>>122374087
Johanna.
another question zagara or sylvanas who is the best in push and in general? which one do you like to see/play more in your team?
>>122374272
zag
Is there a trick that makes Chen's flying kick land behind the target? I don't get how Chen pickers can body block right away after the kick
>>122374272
Zagara is always good, Sylvanas is a situational hero
>>122374757
Its supposed to always do that but its bugged to hell afaik
>infernal shrines
>enemy team firstpicks Gazlowe
>we get Kael and Sonya (me)
>our healer is Rehgar
>our Valla is a toxic spoilt brat who calls gg when we lose the first punisher because Rehgar is a trash hero and doesn't do anything
>proceed to lose from there
only constant is me
>>122374757
it says it kicks through the target, but sometimes it just doesn't because >Blizzard QA
is balance joke in hots
i think i'm addicted to this shit, please send help
>>122375052
Balance is surprisingly good for a blizzard game
I unironically believe that Triple Tap is one of the best ultimates in the gameat level 20
>>122373903
>being so bronze that you get matched with enemy supports with bad positioning
>>122375278
>not being able to force the supports into bad positioning
dust
>>122375052
it varies, i think it's near impossible to balance a game like this anyway
>>122375318
>"force" them into bad positioning
>as murky
now this is getting embarassing
>valla getting top damage
???
gotta laugh at chen thinking he can drink through giant killer nexus frenzy
>>122375052
balance is passable
two OP heroes (sonya, uther) and three decidedly UP heroes (nova, gazlowe, tychus)
>>122375220
*unless the enemy team has Uther, Kharazim, Tassadar, TLV, Murky, etc.
>>122376219
>commanderITF thinks he has any real understanding on hero balance
Ebin mount + Gust is so much fun but I hate having someone else play him like that and literally save the enemies 90% of the times he uses it
>>122372781
rexxar for both so long as you aren't the only warrior
>>122375154
might as well ask blizzard, who will then probably give you 1000 free gold
Forgot how disgusting some of these quests are, I had to get the heart of a Draenei and some other body parts. Just the blood bath that would be if it actually happened.
>>122376839
anon please, this is vee gee, not bul lee
also, what is it with BHB and shitty assassin players deciding the game is lost in 5 minutes flat? granted we had a diablo who died 10 times but...
>>122377719
>I had to get the heart of a Draenei and some other body parts.
>tfw Velen, Maraad, and Nobundo never
>tfw if we ever get a draenei it'll be Yrel or fuckface traitor Akama
>>122376219
Kael and Jaina are also OP, Raynor borderline
But who knows what happens after the scaling changes next week
>>122377807
Wrong general but now that we're on the topic I'm curious on what their moveset would even be. I'd laugh if they make Velen anything other than a support
>>122374985
Actually only constant is Rehgar. Rehgar is trash.
>>122378373
>Rehgar is trash.
Lies and slander
Which warrior is the most fun to play?
Friendly reminder that Sonya isn't fun just because shes overtuned
>>122379152
C H E N
H
E
N
he's level 15 with Uther
>>122379867
was it a ranked game?
>>122379867
You won
Whats the problem
>>122380029
yea, although that's all it was given how I'm in rust league nowadays
also azmodan had the lowest XP contribution of the team
I think it's funny how Dustin says K/D/A will be fine for HotS because it's fine for FPS, but in the FPS developed by Blizzard you can't see the K/D/A of your allies during the game.
>>122380434
>Dustin is the developer of Overwatch
>>122379152
I liked to play Sonya before she was really good because I thought she was fun, but she's been overtaken.
Lili is trash. Stay true to Queen Nova!
>>122380802
Best girl
Worst player base
>>122380802
>I play stealth heroes
>>122370782
The Nob. 17th. Date for Cho'gall is when the Blizzcon viewers get him and other who play with them get them too right?
>>122381108
Yeah its the patch release date
>>122380802
>blowing a kiss in the original trailer
I came.
>>122380434
overwatch will get out of its trying to be special stage too eventually
>>122381417
Yeah, when it's DOA because the maps are shit and the e-sport gimmick kills Blizzard games.
>>122378373
>>122378913
Rehgar is shit because he is a "not 100% healer" forced into play that role because his utility is shit
>>122381505
Nah the thing that kills Overwatch is not being f2p
The game is decent but Blizzard is so fucking greedy
>>122380434
You know, I feel like showing K/D/A in an objective based game is kinda ruining the whole thing because people have started to make it their sole objective.
I remember back in the day in BF2, (and even more so in the oldschool shooters) people largely tried to do the objectives, capture the points and what now. These days people just care for their K/D and try to get as many kills as possible instead of trying to take or defend a point.
So yeah.. if you're in an objective based game, fuck K/D, it's not needed.
>>122381730
It also doesn't help that his heal is garbage until like level 16 and you have to take every healer talent to make it good.
You've got some bad booboos. Go heal!
>tfw spent the last 30 minutes by creating fake emails and fb accounts to get the stupid spider
what the fuck am i doing with my life ;_;
>>122371196
>Elite Tauren Shitstain
literally only not gazlowe tier because mosh pit exists.
>>122381897
It's going to be interesting to see how the changes to the game are going to fuck the Vikings over.
Wonder if they are going to rework them because until they get jump they are pretty much just glorified minions.
>>122381890
that too
he needs talents remade really badly
and that mana cost reduction talent just given as a default buff
>>122381916
If it makes you feel better one of the few purple mounts and goes well with every Protoss character.
>>122381916
Wait you can still get the spider? I thought that was a limited time only thing
>>122380802
kids choice award!
>>122381983
Holy shit how wrong can you be. Sure, he isn't top tier, but he's certainly a good pick. Hell, he even has one of the highest winrates.
>>122382194
It's just a Facebook promotion
>>122382035
Lightning Shield should actually give them a shield. No talent needed.
Totem should be removed or massively reworked and Chain heal should heal for more out of the gate.
For a character who's a melee healer he lacks a lot when compared to Uther and Monk. Uther has a straight up stun and two heals. While Monk has insane mobility, heals by punching with no mana and a great aoe heal.
As it stands the only thing he has going for him is Wolf Mode and that's really only useful during fights when you are running or chasing.
>>122382194
its been so long i forget what you had to do
>>122381916
getting one of the best mounts, that's what you're doing
gratz
How's Falsdead right now?
>>122382438
Go the that hero site for it, use 4 friends to make a team and give them roles, get code and get spider mount.
>>122382006
>>It's going to be interesting to see how the changes to the game are going to fuck the Vikings over.
I would assume they get raped by any bursty assassin
>>122382428
Feral Lunge does make him pretty dangerous, that can put out lot of damage quick
Too bad it alone does not carry him
Both Totem and Lightning Shield are so undertuned that they need something done
>>122382562
Mean just in terms of XP meaning less and death timers increasing.
>>122382576
If you take Feral Lunge you pass on a healing surge and that hurts him a lot if you are the only support. With a Tass or Tyrande on the team you might be able to take it without it hurting, but I don't know.
>>122381505
>e-sport gimmick.
Is there really an e-sport gimmick? I think I remember them going: "We're just making this game and we'll see where that leads us".
Surely there will be some kind of competitive scene, but that's always the case. Even games that were made to be casual fun like Mario Kart and Smash bros have a competitive scene.
>>122381795
>Implying you can't sell a shooter any more.
Why not? I for one am looking forward to a game where I don't have to fucking unlock every god damn character by playing for 4 weeks each.
>>122382860
40 bucks for an arena shooter that is going to most likely sell characters afterwards is pretty steep.
>>122382860
I remember them saying they're building the game around e-sports multiple times, but I could be wrong. The whole "it being on consoles" thing definitely goes against that, but I donno... It's 6v6s and lobby based instead of drop-in-drop out, small things like that. No CTF more announced either afaik. It just spells shit for an FPS.
>>122370782
Li Li a best! This'll be a great thread.
>eSports are bad
This meme needs to die.
>>122382428
I feel Rehgars healing is fine, he can outheal Uther and Kharazim easily
Hes kind of a mess though since your damage/CC build is almost worthless and all you end up doing is less healing while doing very little in return
Stuff like earth shield and feral lunge should be baseline and adjust his aggressive talents accordingly
Its just sad being a healbot Rehgar, a melee hero who can almost never engage
>>122382950
>arena shooter
Good one. I know you mean it's not a military shooter, but still.
>>122383081
But it's true. Balance and designs made to appeal to 13 year olds who suck e-celeb dick just isn't positive. It just limits the fun you could have in favour of making it "competitive". In the worst case too, it's not about deathmatching at all, just a faggot fame of positioning.
do the "pros" play in the shitty ranked system or do they have some inhouse league?
>>122383081
it is when it literally only exist because Blizzard continually pumps money into it
HotS is a shit competitive game, and so are all MOBAs
>>122382950
>most likely.
Well I haven't seen anything towards that. So far it seemed like "pay for it, get everything"
If however they do decide to sell single characters anyway: fuck em hard with a rusty rake.
>>122383026
Might be, not sure. I seem to recall it differently but I'm almost certain their offical statement was along the lines of "we'll see".
Not sure about it being lobby based. Seems like they wanna do rounds, CS style and I don't mind that because I'd look forward to something objective based. Most other shooters are little more than glorified DM these days.
And while I really like CTF I'm afraid I get their logic for not putting it in. How would you balance it? With Heroes like Tracer? I don't think it'll be a particular good mode for overwatch. Which is sad because I like CTF. But I guess we get some other modes.
>>122383450
If it's anything like other games it's just stomping ranked games and scrims against other teams via custom game.
>>122383236
He really can't out heal Khaz or Uther until level 16 though and each one of them has an ult that does we he does but I think better because there is no cast time.
Khaz if you don't go damage can put up insane heal numbers. Double Breath of Heaven is so fucking good to keep everyone alive and if you are at an objective after a fight you can heal everyone by just punching without using any mana.
If Ancestral Healing was instant or you couldn't get stunned out of it would be better, but most times it's used it's either just to late or way to early because you are worried about not getting it off.
Meanwhile Divine Shield is instant with insane range and Palm you can throw on someone when you think they are about to die and it lasts for a little while or even right when they are about to die because it's instant. Hell you can palm someone through a wall. Found that out on BoE the other die when I was getting camps and a Zeratul on teh other side almost died.
>>122383081
>e-sports not being bad
>sport
when it's something that you could be playing every minute of the day when you're not watching it, i don't think nerds need a get out of life free card to play until they get arthritis
>>122383564
When asked at Blizzcon they danced around the question and eventually said we are just concentrating on the heroes announced right now.
>>122383564
Round-based with tons of DM without losing a strategic element on "normal" servers works for many games.
The CTF balance thing is just a matter of map design I think. Some of those skills are crazy and really break usual FPS-type of play, but I'm sure full-time employees could figure it out.
>>122383056
>Swim suit li li will never be a thing.
>try to play on the amerifat server
>every match has gazzlow on both teams
what the fuck
is it because he is ebin memez?
>>122383715
Oh it will, it will.
>HL
>guy picks Thrall against LiLi, Sonya and Johanna
>feeds all game
>"is thrall meant to suck"
>tell him his choice was subpar
>"I'm not good with thrall I'm trying to level him up"
>ask him why he's doing this in HL and not QM
>"it's only ranked" "it's just numbers"
To think this time tomorrow he won't be banned from HotS. Blizzard seems to think this kind of behavious is perfectly acceptable.
I don't know what's below rust league but I'm going to find out pretty soon.
>>122383581
I dont think Uther and Khaz ultis are always better, just different. Ancestral healing is still fucking amazing when you time it correctly
Point is Rehgar can heal, he just cant do much else and his offensive talents are trash
Also when specced for healing he has the least utility out of the three
>>122383704
I dunno. What possibilities do you have? Make tracer unable to carry the flag? Or Make her drop it on ability activation? It's really dodgy to balance around heroes like her without compromising.
>>122383450
Lots of them stream and push for top leaderboard rankings in Hero League, so I'd say yes.
I don't think there's enough "pro" players and teams to reliably scrim *that* much.
>>122383869
hes right. do you think that being the memest hots player will mean shit? do you think it will save your from your frycook job? nope.
it's
just
a
game
>>122384039
>hey mate want a game of noughts and crosses
>sure
>he proceeds to scrawl all over the piece of paper
>dude thats not how you play noughts and crosses
>LOL IT'S JUST A GAME BRO I PLAY FOR FUN I DON'T PLAY THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CHILL OUT
bait status: taken
>>122383248
>Blizzard balancing their game around its top players is a bad thing
LOL
>>122383581
you can't get stunned out of ancestral healing unless you get stunned literally as you press the button, I've gotten stunned so many times casting ancestral and it still goes through
>>122383889
Yeah I know he has the least utility and that's his problem, because if you don't spec for healing he's not as good a healer as the other guys.
If he had a talent where he would passively heal others around him when in wolf form, or the totem could grant shields to people inside of it's range I think he would be really good.
>>122383869
>To think this time tomorrow he won't be banned from HotS. Blizzard seems to think this kind of behavious is perfectly acceptable.
It is perfectly acceptable.
Just because you're an autist it doesn't mean everyone has to adjust to your autistic standards
>>122384380
And I've also got stunned when I press it. Just like I've gotten stunned out of Sundering and any ult like that. Not to mention if it doesn't go off because the person dies or whatever it goes on a 10 sec cooldown.
>>122383081
They are. Games being made/balanced with pseudo sport scene in mind is a tragedy.
>>122383891
Drop on using certain abilities is definitely not a stretch. TF2 solved invisibility, invulnerability, and extreme mobility weapons like that. Otherwise it's really just how the maps are laid out. Don't have easy escape routes that cannot be intercepted. Tracer is squishy enough for that to work. So to me that definitely says "no neutral flags" or anything along these lines.
Capping solo should of course always possible, but it should be a group effort in general. Having a team balance between grouping up, flanking, defending, attacking, and escorting will always be more important than one really fast character.
>>122384225
It is for first-person shooters, especially if they're castrated related to things DM like OW is. This means more tuning of numbers than actually improving the games as a whole. I don't give a fuck about a cooldown reduction of 0.5 seconds as much as a new high risk/high reward route to the objective that's too campy, or just having a better flow of players to different vantage points or around uphill-sections.
>>122383081
>e-Sports are good
Ben Brode pls go
>>122383869
But he is right. It's just numbers. If anything you should be banned for being a lame ass toxic player.
>>122384660
If he listened to his e-sports players we'd get more patches. Every pro says the game needs more buffs and nerfs.
>>122384512
It's your fault if the only enjoyment you get out of a game is winning. I understand the sweaty tryhard mentality, but giving a shit about in-game ranks (past MMR) is the most autistic thing ever.
>>122384728
This game doesn't need more patches, we just need the patches to be worth a damn.
>>122384802
They said the problem with Secret Paladin isn't the card, it's that nobody is trying to counter it. I don't think any patch they give us will matter after hearing that.
>>122384801
I think caring about MMR on some third party website that isn't even accurate is a lot more autistic than a rank supported by the game developers.
>>122384512
Every single one of my losses was from people picking like retards and getting stomped against a functional teamcomp (yeah let's just pick artanis when we need an actual tank) or going "gg we lose" because we lost a first shrine mortar punisher against a better early game comp and then shouting at everyone else afterwards. Not a single one of them felt like it was a game we had any shot at winning. What good is that?you're probably just being an awkward sack of shit because it's me you're typing at, honestly. I don't blame you, you have a live audience to exercise fruitless point-scoring with.
>>122384801
yeah let's just have great fun in a game you're getting fucking destroyed in because one of your teammates is worse than beginner AI
another fantastic post by 4chan 2015
>>122383770
I'm surprised no one has drawn her in a cute one piece.
>People still bitching about Kills and Assists.
Why are retards latching to this?
>>122385086
I think someone did a many threads back.
>>122384978
MMR as a static number isn't what I meant. Just "good matches" in general, even if there's an odd player out from time to time.
>>122385043
What I'm saying is that I don't give a fuck if someone is goofing off in ranked. The game is the same, QM or not. The only difference is drafting and a meaningless number. Play a game, have fun. Getting matched with abyssal players when you're great isn't okay, but someone trying out a new hero and sucking doesn't bother me any more in HL than it does in QM.
>>122383538
"e-sports" is just fucking marketing, alternate advertising. has little to do with the design or funding of any game development.
>>122383450
ranked for fun, preset matches for training
many teams, especially in smaller games, don't realize it's far more efficient to schedule scrimmages rather then rely on shitty queues giving them inferior opponents half the time. unfortunately many games don't support it or have some shitty queue-only grind that dissuades people from doing it.
>>122384553
the game is going to be balanced anyway by people complaining their favorite character gazlowe is a pile of shit. people being competitive isn't pseudo-sport it's natural.
>>122385347
>I don't care about something so nobody else should.
>>122385450
I see no reason to care. Why does it bother you in HL but wouldn't in QM? You're playing the same game, it takes the same time, and the impact of a loss or a win is as meaningless.
>tfw gonna play chogall with teamchat disabled
feels good man
>>122385449
>the game is going to be balanced anyway by people complaining their favorite character gazlowe is a pile of shit.
Are you trying to say Gazlowe isn't shit and doesn't need to be fixed?
>by far the funniest character
>by far the worst assassin
What is Blizzard thinking?
Are kids these days really faggots who prefer Jaina and Kael over Tychus?
>>122385347
It's inconsiderate, it's not just me that's getting fucked over but three other people as well, none of which have immediately done anything wrong to deserve it.
A few of the heroes I own I'm really dodgy with, why would I play them in ranked if I know I'm going to make mistakes and cost people the game? QM is there for a reason, it's more of a who-gives-a-fuck environment because the matchmaking there is so poor
>>122385630
Be honest, you don't even play this game and you're just here to bait. Live audience etc etc.
>>122385717
good gazzlow player can 1v1 any hero combo
>>122385630
Alright this is just bait.
>>122385840
>>122385765
No, I'm being genuine. If I were baiting I'd just
>being insecure about your skill you need a number to reinforce your ego so you can have "fun"
Or some shit and be done with it, but I'm really interested in why you care about one mode versus the other. It's not even like in CSGO where there's no team collision/friendly fire and double the players in the unranked mode. It's just the draft.
Would your opinion change if there was an unranked draft mode? In addition and as a replacement for QM, just out of curiosity. Would a QM rank change anything?
I'm saying all this without any hostility.
>>122385086
Well there's this. But I demand more.
>>122383869
You know, I don't know how long it's going to take you to realize that bitching and moaning and blogging on /hotsg/ only goes to stunt your ability to get better at the game.
Shut the fuck up and go next, if that match really bothered you then take a break. You gain nothing from being such a fucking baby bitchboy.
How would you guys like if they reworked Rehgar not to be support but a specialist that effected the battlefield.
Make his trait the ability to chose a totem that has one of the three effects. Either a massive slow, a shield giving totem or an aoe attack totem.
Q is Wolf Form with Feral Lunge. Give it a short cooldown like it has now.
W is a wind attack that pushes everyone in it's path out of position or a certain way.
E is an Totem that gathers energy and then explodes in an AOE.
Ults being Blood Lust and Fire Elemental.
Don't know if it would be better but would be more interesting.
>>122385748
He used to be the best in the game, but that's what happens when you get nerfed every patch since you've been released.
Now Sizzling Attack doesn't even work with Odin according to people on the PTR.
>>122386394
sounds like it'd be___fun
>>122386394
NO, don't ruin the best support in the game
>>122386698
But I'm not changing Malf, Khaz, or Uther.
>>122386074
Because I really have nothing better to do right now, I'll try explaining this another way.
First off, I don't give a toss about MMR. I have no reason to at my level. Maybe if I was one of those players going for the top 100, yes but me, no.
Each time you lose in HL, you drop a number of ranked points. Each time this happens you're further away from rank 1. Now rank 1 is hardly an elite club for very good players, but the amount of times you get someone absolutely awful who completely ruins the experience is less common.
It's seriously no fun when you're three levels behind and have no chance to do anything because someone stubbornly lastpicked Illidan when it makes no sense, then he takes Hunt and proceeds to die 12 times in 17 minutes. You can't fight or do anything, really.
Or when their Murky is octograbbing you and your Uther decided to take Wave of Light, along with Boundless Conviction, Divine Storm and Gathering Radiance. Each time this happens, you have to endure more of the same nonsense before you get to the point where the dead weight isn't quite as benign.
>>122386242
> if that match really bothered you then take a break
That's what I've been having to do now, but more and more often because I can't just play on tilt now can I?
>only goes to stunt your ability to get better at the game
Well it's happening regardless because I don't get to play as much now all this nonsense keeps kicking in.
At least I'm not Anthony Burch.
I haven't played this game in months. Why is Gazlowe bad now?
>>122386394
>tfw no windfury totem that increases your allies' attack speed
>>122387168
Has there ever been a time when Gazlowe was good?
>>122387168
>now
>>122387237
Was debating that, but seems over powered. It would probably have to be an ult. Which is kind of what Bloodlust does right?
>>122386663
>how locust Abathurs think their build works.jpg
>>122387380
>Which is kind of what Bloodlust does right?
but then you could give Bloodlust to Cho'gall and make him an Ogre-Magi instead of a meme. Literally no downside
>>122387501
If I was going to change an Ult I would change it for something like Lightning Storm.
>>122387020
But isn't that MMR rather than in-game rank? Of course both correlate, but there are bronzies and drunks at rank 1 too.
I understand wanting to go higher up so matches aren't getting thrown every other round, but that again is the same in QM. "I don't care" doesn't mean I don't care whether I lose or win, it's just a really unimportant number. I'll take good matches over visible ranks any day. I cannot see how QM is any less important than HL, other than drafting being a part of it.
Unless they start another smaller league bracket after rank 1 where there will be no shitters and only highly competitive play I don't get it. Good matches, of course, but if someone shits the bed it doesn't matter in which game mode. Again it's pretty much the same game, no difference other than what heroes the teams are made of.
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch either
>>122385717
people feel entitled to a fair game regardless of "e-sport" being attached to the game. that's the limit because that's what the game lives off, the average player and his handful of favorites. if they think gazlowe is terrible then he is.
>>122385840
How is that bait lmao
You need to be some sort of special forever alone loser with superiority complex to care about mmr and fucking useless shit like that in a game
>gaz, nova, chen and li li on my team
thanks, blizzard
>>122389520
This is also bait.
>tfw a friend I play HotS with can make the Gaz work
>win every time we play together
Gazlowe ain't bad.
>>122387020
>It's seriously no fun when you're three levels behind and have no chance to do anything because someone stubbornly lastpicked Illidan when it makes no sense, then he takes Hunt and proceeds to die 12 times in 17 minutes. You can't fight or do anything, really.
Yeah, I mean, how dare someone want to last pick Illidan, right? They have to pick whatever hero, you, the specialist in MOBAs, decides. Fuck off.
How do you feel about this game's difficulty rankings for the characters?
>getting morales to 5
>sky temple
>no melee assassin
>'this sounds like a good time to take medivac'
>absolutely nobody goes in
>they actually walk all the way to where i'm flying right next to them
I think there was only like 1/2 games where people knew how this ability worked.
>>122391357
both of morales' heroics are almost useless in QM
why is Artanis so shit
Cho'Gall Spotlight when?
>>122391701
he's a warrior with no cc, escape or gap closer, only gaining the latter at 16 when most of the time the game is already decided at that stage
that and most people have no clue how to use him, same for tyrael and arthas players
>>122391159
nearly all of them are pretty accurate
>>122390282
he can work with zeratul but honestly what he can do, other specialist can do better
he's absolutely shit without the zeratul combo though
>>122391948
What's difficult about playing Arthas though? You're a wall of beef that has an AOE active at all times (in team fights or in shrines) and can disable structures, it's not like that's hard to understand.
>>122392697
Gaz can wreak havoc with Nazeebo.
KT nerfs when?
>>122393772
If anything he'll be getting buffed next patch.
So maybe after that. What do you want changed?
>>122393829
that stupid ass phoenix, now i have no idea what i would change about it because i dont know how to balance this meme game
>>122391159
Pretty accurate for new players.
Powerful Necromancer when?
>>122393772
>nerfing characters that aren't even in yet
???
>>122393983
KT WHEN?
If blizzard removed Falstad from the game, how long would it take for people to notice
>>122393957
The phoenix isn't all that good damage wse. It's only good for zoning because people are scared of it. For what it does, the cooldown might be a bit too low. Or are you saying that because you'd want the pyroblast to be a better option to pick?
>>122391159
i'd change roughly a quarter of them. their idea of difficulty seems to be "different" and not actually challenging and there is too much "medium."
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
>>122394240
Within 5 minutes there would be forums posts about it.
>>122394240
>tfw Red Shirt Guy BTFOing Metzen and Afrasiabi will always be Falstad's only claim to relevance in my mind
Kurdran and Sky'ree when?
>>122394240
about 2 seconds
meanwhile if they removed Nova it would benefit the game
>>122391159
they are a joke, all heroes can be played like shit easily even the memest ones
>>122391159
A lot of then seem off
So i watched the hots cinematic trailer and double checked nova's abilities since i main her but nope.. no nuke heroic, what the fuck?
who is your go to I'm fucking winning this game hero?
mine'sZag
>>122395560
Sonya
used to be Murky and Nazeebo until Blizzard kept giving me teams that were uncarryable by specialists
>>122395560
Well no shit, is like if you need supp you go lili or uther and if you go tank with mura
>>122395719
Another retard who go with op shit
>>122395560Butcher
>>122395560
Jaina. Been playing her since I started this game and knew nothing so I'm just really used to her
Problem is I never want to play her unless I just want to go serious mode. It's just not a fun hero just a very good one.
Reminder to take a break every now and Chen.
>>122395774
>not picking strong heroes when you want to win
????????????????????
>>122395992
Do you 5stack?
>>122396131
You runty cunt.I giggled
>>122396131
I have literally never lost a single game with Chen. Also I never get stressed with Chen. He is the ultimate comfy heroand my friend
>>122396391
Thisigia pls
>>122395560
chen
>>122375278
>not out positioning as murky and coming from a surprising angle then octograbing
Mud
>>122396780
I'm not even US
>>122391948
His switch thing is a form of crowd control. Anyone over extended can be destroyed by it.
It's just not a great move.
>>122396353
Nah, 2stack at most, I just get really lucky with him for some reason.
>>122397319
I'm not falling for your lies
>>122395774
wait Sona is OP now ?
if i am shit at QMs doe matchmaking give me easer QMs?
>>122397923
Not OP. Just really really good. One of the best characters.
>>122397923
Check her W+AA "bug"
>>122397949
QM and HL mmr is separate, so yes.
>>122391636
>Medivac for clutch objective taking
>Everyone just ignores medivac and runs at objective taking at least twice longer
>Stimpack a hero
>He just runs away and leaves the battle
Morales is pretty strong when coordinated but she's beyond fucking trash in pubs.
>>122398086
>>122398106
what changed ? Last time I played she was considered one of the shittiest hero.
Is she finally assassin and not tank ?
>tfw 600 second queue
>>122398564
>other team has morales
>jump in and kill her
>win
ez
>>122398663
She's even tankier and does even more damage than before. They fixed a bug meaning you can aa right after slams and a bunch of other shit.
With Wrath she becomes an unstoppable killing machine.
>>122398663
they buffed her health and fixed her abilities cancelling her auto attacks same as raynor
>>122398706
At least you get to play with a cute tyrande
>>122398706
Always a laugh
>>122398706
dead game ?
>>122397923
perhaps modestly but she flows up as you increase player ranks. she's a bit more player dependent like tyrande or nova, not like leoric used to be the king of everything.
>>122397949
yes. you get a secret rank.
>>122377760
Its not that we know the game is lost, but seeing how your team plays in comparison to the enemy's team. You can generally tell who is the better team unless it is really close. If you see someone say gg within the first 5 minutes it means you suck and theyve noticed.
>>122398706
Why do you morons wait 600 seconds? If a game is not found within 30 seconds of estimated time restart que. I've never had over 200 seconds of que with this method.
>>122399613
personally I alt tab after queueing and just let it pop me back when a match is found
>>122398946
Nah, I don't get them too often. It's just a laugh whenever I do.
>>122399613
I don't even hate 600s queues. They're nice breather games where I can dick around and still win.
>Sona dives alone into enemy team
>dies instantly
>WHY U NO HEAL NOOB
>tfw trying to level Medic for free gold
>>122401119
>playing lt. free loss in quickememes
>not afk'ing in vs ai
>>122401119
>not afk training that useless cunt
>>122401218
>not afk'ing in vs ai
tell me your secret
>>122383056
There needs to be more Li Li porn.
>>122401338
>go into vs. ai with beginner difficulty
>tell her to run into the enemy base and die like a bitch
>occasionally tab back in and tell her to redo it
>rinse and repeat once the match is over
i'm sure there's a way to automate it as well
if you can convince someone to join in and add you as a friend things will be done even faster too
>>122401481Agreed.
>>122401338
You can't really afk in AI without abathur. Just pick her in training mode and afk. There's no afk detection in training.
>>122401483
>leaving your base ever
>>122401483
wont the AI always lose giving me shit xp ?
gonna try that, lt is hell in QM desu
>>122401685
how do you do it then, hook man
i'm always open for suggestions
>>122401817
>pick training
>hit play
>alt tab
It's just that easy.
>>122401898
even easier than what i wrote up, then
i'll just do that the next time i need to level a hero to level 5
>>122401817
>go to training with hero you need to lvl
>choose the first talent when game starts
>alt tab
>check back in 25 min
>collect your free xp
what dont you understand about the pic
>>122401979
how your your AI could 4v5
>>122402125
what
>>122401685
>literally getting carried by AI 9
>>122402125
you dont care about win or loss you want the game to be long it's only xp you get the win or loss doesnt matter
Is there anything I can do to further lower the game's quality?
I went in the settings and lowered TerrainTexturesize to 16, but for some reason, higher-quality textures still pop in. Can I somehow make everything look low quality?
>win 6 games in a row
>7th game get put with 1 semi retard
>alright, not too bad, I can carry this guy
>won 7 games in a row now
>get put with 1 giant retard feeder and a couple pussy assassins that are afraid to attack or just have 0 map awareness
>finally lose
>oh well at least I got my play 8 games gold 800 gold
alright, you got me blizzard, you don't want me to win too much, I get it
>>122405376
Anon. You are feeder.
>>122405278
How low can I go?
>Log in
>Q up
>Someone does this to me
God damn it
>>122406689
looks like runescape
>zeratul taking vamp assault, searing attacks and assassins blade in the ETS NA
...huh.
>>122407510
EU is a weird place anon
>>122407751
it's NA
>get to rank 1
>now every time you fuck around in qm some bronze faggot is like "wow anon ur terrible lmao did you buy that rank lololo XDXDXD"
>>122409267
just hide your rank anon, it's what I dobecause I'm rank 21 in EU
>>122409267
>not hiding your rank
>>122395560
zagara
Kael'thas is amazing. I'm doing so much damage right now.
>>122409516
When hasn't he been amazing since he's been released.
>>122409267
DID you buy your rank, anon?
>>122410063
LIAR
>>122409516
ikr, i enjoy being focused to the max too
>>122401757
just so you know you can literally afk in tutorial mode and your team will still win + you dont have to check in to not get kicked
just let it run for ~15 mins then start a new round
>>122410827
BHB can take over 40 minutes though
>>122411109
this is an issue how?
the longer the match, the more exp you get out of it
>>122411445
Not saying it's an issue, just saying BHB can take that long due to how inefficient the AI becomes at collecting and turning in for the objective, along with the massively oversized map and midlane that often leaves the AI engaging in repeated yet pointless small fights without any sort of real result
How do we fix Chen, /hotsg/?
>>122412689
drinking makes you unstoppable :^)
>>122412689
>Chen needs to be fixed
>>122412689
brewmasters balance moved to 4
>>122412689
Stasis when drinking for one and a half trait cycles.
>>122413524
It really should just be folded into his passive
>that game on Khaldor's stream
>>122413891
some crazy shit going on there
>>122412689
change his flying kick so that you can use it without targeting enemies. That way Chen has an escape like Muradin's jump
Why isn't it time to play Lunara?
why are the mouthiest players also the shittest players?
is it a function of age, skill, or some combination?
>>122415240
Dunning-Kruger
>>122415240
It's because they think the only time they lose is because their team fucks up, since they play perfectly all the time there is no need to improve.
>>122415240
good players don't yell at teammates mid game because they know they'll just fuck it up for everyone and lose
sort-of-average-to-bad ones wait until after game and bitch on /hotsg/ instead to get it out of their system
>mfw not four minutes in and your team's valla is already bitching
>>122415240
Dunning-Kruger Effect
>Everytime we lose, it's my teammates fault
>Everytime we win, it's because I carried my team
>>122414901
You still have like a month you realize.
>>122415561
>valla bitching
same battle? against team gank?
>>122415639
Game is unplayable until then
>>122415785
To be honest, I hope they release Werewolf guy before her.
>>122415880
To be honest I hope they scrap her, write an apology to their true fans and release Cenarius instead.
>>122415880
Eh, he seems okay. I just want to be a fast ranged assassin, she looks so fun.
>>122416057
By fast you mean the ability to charge into someone like crazy and jump back out.
Like Greymane?
>>122415986
this desu
>>122416120
No, like 20% movement speed at all times
>>122415986
Truly that would be best for everyone.
>>122415782
I too, had a Valla that was bitching in my last QM.
>>122414901
I just want to jump over people her ult seems so fun. I'm worried though that it will be too risky for her to take and you are going to be just taking the root ult to be safer
>>122416204
So something like Falstad?
>>122416385
He loses that when he gets hit, she has it in combat as well
>>122415293
>>122415614
thank you, anons. knowledge of this study will amuse me for some time to come.
>>122415782
nah this was infernal shrines and I was sonya and they had like gazlowe or something and we lost first shrine which was a mortar punisher and it wasn't a big deal until valla decided it was
I wish we were getting Edwin VanCleef instead of Greymane.
why do people solo queue in QM as abathur
do they enjoy making their team lose
>>122416751
I don't see how those two are at all related or why one would exclude the other.
>>122415561
>>122415782
>>122416309
>suddenly i feel like getting high as fuck to play valla
>>122416751
We will probably get VanCleef eventually
>>122416751
VanCleef will come.
>>122416880
>>122417007
Not sure how I'd feel if we got Mr.Smite (Or cookie) before him.
>>122412689
>>122412810
Drink while moving >:~)
>>122413524
Brewmaster's Balance baseline
>>122414021
This would be a tremendously good change
To add:
Barrel is now a sweep ability and holds enemies in the sweep until it expires
SEF can now loot currency
Consuming Flame talent is now apart of his E baseline
Switch pressure point to level 13 with Relentless to 16
Buff SEF damage tremendously and lower its duration
Trying to push Tychus to level 9 was a mistake
>>122416815
I guess I'm going by the whole aspect of Greymane that's built around the idea of going Werewolf and geting up in people's faces then backflipping away, etc. etc. I suppose I liken that to what a Rogue hero would be like.
>>122417136
tychus is mad fun
niggas always overextend against him because they think 'lololo just tychus'
>>122417136
i know that feeling.
so does my mmr.
>>122395560
gazlowe
milling turrets like fucking crazy makes you basically untouchable and capable of 1v3ing on the regular, 1v5 if the enemy is retarded
>Cursed Hollow
>enemy has 2 keeps down
>new tribute comes up
>fight at Tribute
>we kill 4, only Hammer scampers off
>me and Artanis ping Core and both head there
>other three stand around the tribute to capture it
>doesn't even get us a curse
>they hearth back
WHY IS PUSHING THE CORE SO ALIEN TO PEOPLE?
>>122402125
the enemy ai is so retarded that it's nearly impossible to lose even if it is a 4v5
>>122417343
>We get a curse and a path right to core, enemy team is down 2
>Team goes for boss
>On our side
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>122415986
Eh, it's the Rehgar and Thrall thing. Thralls iconic so he gets in. While nobody gives two shits about Rehgar, but they wanted a shaman with a resto kit.
Lunara looks good because of her kit. Cenarius wouldn't have that kit, because he's not a bouncy hit and run skirmisher.
>>122416798
People will give them shit for hero league aba. QM they can be all 'Just qm bro'.
>>122417705
Last I heard Rehgar was supposed to be Thrall but Metzen was butthurt that his green jesus was a healbitch, so they pulled Rehgar out of their asses.
Post 'em.
>>122417330
>bullying cute and fun heroes
>>122418182
Correctamundo. Just look at the Blizzard DOTA / Blizzard Allstars ability set for Thrall.
>>122415240
maturity for most. adults can usually accept they are bad or don't have the time or whatever.
QM probably feeds it more than anything. silent mmr games and unranked lulls you into thinking you aren't doing to bad then surprise you're HL Rank 38 scrub. gg blizz
>>122417330
C'mon son. Chen is fun as fuck.Even if you do lose.
>>122418310
A'ight.
>>122418182
Is Metzen even bearable as Thrall's VA? I'm afraid to switch to English voices because of him.
>tfw you want to Jimmy in HL but you can't ever get a time to
You either firstpick the fucker and end up with a team who somehow is completely incapable of surviving until 16 when you can then carry their arses with your 40 SM stacks and bullseye, or you're fifth pick and staring down Jaina/Nova/Uther/Kerrigan/Muradin and decide maybe not to play a squishy.
Or better still, your team's first two picks are Malfurion and Arthas, you thirdpick Jimmy, and then your next two picks are Nazeebo and Kael'thas and your team flops around like dying fish because they're a sack of shit until 13 which at that time you've endured a curse, two bosses and four lost forts on Cursed Hollow and the Raven Lord feels the need to remind you that the enemy is smacking the shit out of your core
>>122419225
mute chat
lock into jimmy
enjoy your jimmy and rustle your allies'
WHY
DOES NOBODY
WANT TO PLAY TANKS
BUT ME???
>>122418945
>Rank 14 with LiLi.
Playing that much of such a boring character has got to cause brain damage.
>>122419126
GLORY OF THE HOLE
>>122419126
Metzen has always voiced Thrall. Even in Warcraft 3.
>>122419384
Only 200 games as cute and fun, not really all that much to be quite honest.
>try to level Morales while having win 3 games daily
>only 2 people on my team have heroes that can lane effectively (Thrall, Tyrael, Nova, Abathur, me)
>on Shrines with no AoE
>our two melee characters let me die every fight because they don't understand that Morales is squishy as fuck with no escapes
>when I point that out, one says "play better", the other says nothing
>Tyrael blows his Judgement on a random person before the enemy Valla strafes every single time
>people keep ignoring my medivac
fuck this stupid hero and fuck Blizzard matchmaking
>>122420692
Like I said. Brain damage.
>>122420979
>medivac
Found the problem.
>>122421182
Medivac is at least semi-useful an escape tool for Medic. Stim is worthless on any comps without a good AA hero.
>mfw Medic stims me as Nova since I'm the only thing even remotely close to one, but I have 250% AA delay
>>122421332
>but I have 250% AA delay
>taking this worthless meme talent
lmao
>>122421332
How about you have some decent positioning. To sum up what your teammates have told you:Play better.
>>122421017
200 games isn't much
Where can I find good Lunara fanart?
>>122421406
>bronzies actually believe this
>>122421621
The matter is that Medivac always has an use, while Stim Drone can be useless.
>>122421973
Make it yourself. Nobody's going to make any of this character.
>>122421973
There isn't much yet, there is this one though >>122414901
>>122421332
>put stim drone on Leoric
>witness boom boom the auto attacking wonder man
>>122422132
Yeah, I thought so. Hope people waifu her so there will plenty of art of the character.
>>122422017
>sacrificing your ability to take towers or objectives so that you can overkill squishies even harder than you already do
L
M
A
O
Ugh. We lost that game like, a solid 5 minutes after we got their core to 4 %. We had all the time in the world to go there, but we somehow couldn't do it.
>>122421182
>taking the other ult would have stopped me from having a team that can't lane and teammates that fundamentally misunderstand how the character works and refuse to play as a team
>Stim Drone is worth taking when the enemy team has a Johanna and Artanis that took Supression Beam
well memed
I bought Tyrande cuz of her butt. How am I supposed to play her?
>>122422746
As a utility assassin with offhealing
>>122422362
Probably after she gets released we will see more
>>122422519
>Nova
>doing lane
>cat_driving_a_car.gif
>>122423201
I bet you take Triple Tap too you piece of garbage
>>122422176
>No aa heroes.
>Get stim playing as Chen.
I..I don't know if mixing stimulants and depresents like this is a good idea.
>>122421648
Brain. Damage.
So how's Kharazim?
>>122424617
Second best support.
>>122423950
Rude.
>>122423531
Mixing alcohol and depressants isn't a good idea as is, you might as well concoct all you can
>>122424840
Isn't Malf second best support?
>>122425085
malf is ass tier
>>122425085
malf is one of the worst right now
>>122424840
Li Li is the second best support
>>122424840
Strictly better than Rehgar but strictly worse than Uther
>>122425085
Malfurion is like Tyrael, only good in competitive and does absolutely nothing before 10 in HL
Only map I ever go Malf on is BoE
>>122425585
Healing sucks, his skill lies in entangling roots
>/hotsg/ is so bad they AFK against bots
No wonder you're all shitters. You don't even play the game.
>b-but this hero sucks!
What a load of shit.
>>122426167
Uther than Khaz.
>>122425957
No.
>>122424617
Useful and really fun, with flexible talents after 7.
>>122426770
Yes, she is :)
>>122422746
If you are only support you can take the shield and healing ward talents or you can go best build (owl) with overflowing light and rewind, your heal is always off CD if you can land owls and with shadow stalk and battle momentum your healing out put is insane. Combine this with he stun and trait and she becomes godlike.
If not go utility.
>think the Thrall chain lightning build is a dumb meme build
>try it for shits and giggles
>infinite pokes for skirmishing, then you can sundering and run in with windfury when the fight actually starts
>win every game I use it in
neat
>>122427417
Yay for second best!
>>122428228
Told you. Chain Lightning is great.
>>122428228
>>122429926
and Rehgar is the best support
Uther is shit
>>122428228
How's the mana usage with the constant poking? do you feel like you run out?
>>122430130
No. Rehgar is still garbage.
>>122430164
It's not any more intensive then the other build. LvL 7 Follow Through makes the build do amazing damage.
>>122430164
mana reserves can get dicey, but between Rolling Thunder and Mana Tide, I don't feel like it's a significant problem
>>122430130
nah, fuck Rehgar, Uther is love, Uther is life
>>122430237
>>122430632
bronzies can't play rehgar lmao
>your team loses a fight due to its own stupidity
>one of them starts speaking Portuguese
>ohno
>so does the other one
>ohgod
>and a third
>fuuuuuuuuck
>jajajajaja xDs all game while we lose
>>122431564
Bronzies are the only ones that pick Rehgar.
>>122415240
>>122415293
>>122415442
senjinn here
lots of bronze opinions spouting this psuedo-scientific study.
people like me simply enjoy pointing out a shitter's mistakes for the sake of pointing them out. sometimes i enjoy seeing if my badmouthing can turn a sure victory into a loss. talking to bad players about how bad they are becomes more enjoyable than the game itself.
>>122431925
post more dick
Ranking supports is a little silly because there's a huge difference between comp and casual/normal HL play.
For example Rehgar is an overall weak support but since he's one of the three support that can somewhat counter burst (the others being Uther and Kharazim), he sees more play in the competitive scene than he should.
And then there's also someone like Li Li who's extremely strong in HL but her big weakness is extremely precise focus which is why she's never picked in comp play.
If you want to rank support based on their effectiveness in HL (since this is what applies to pretty much everyone itt), it would look somewhat like this:
1. Uther
2. Tyrande (just don't pick her as a solo healer)
3. Li Li
4. Kharazim
5. Malfurion
6. Tassadar (higher on mines)
7. Rehgar
8. Brightwing
9. Morales
>>122432135
I'd put Rehgar at 9. The only thing he has going for him is his ult.
>sylvanas on our team
>all game making passive aggressive suggestions and asking why aren't we winning
>keeps running into enemies head on like a tank before anyone even gets there
>'guys try to get to me a little faster...'
>we lose
>'I don't know why I always get put on teams like this'
not saying our nova wasn't a retard, but you're part of the problem
>watching trikslyr for no reason
>erho and a level 31 in the same team in hero league
fantastic matchmaking blizzard
>>122432135
1. Uther
2. Li Li
3. Kharazim (pick if other team is retarded)
4. Rehgar
5. Tassadar (higher on mines)
6. Brightwing
7. Morales
8. Malfurion
9. Tyrande (just don't pick her )
fixed for you
>>122434307
This is list is complete shit except for Uther.
>>122434451
oops sorry
1. Rehgar
2. Li Li
3. Kharazim (pick if other team is retarded)
4. Uther
5. Tassadar (higher on mines)
6. Brightwing
7. Morales
8. Malfurion
9. Tyrande (just don't pick her )
HERO LEAGUE (no memeshit)
1. Uther
2. Tyrande
3. Kharazim
4. Li Li
5. Tassadar (lower as solo support)
6. Malfurion
7. Rehgar
8. Brightwing (requires a VERY specific comp)
9. Morales
COMPETITIVE (no memeshit)
1. Uther
2. Tyrande
3. Tassadar
4. Brightwing
5. Kharazim
6. Malfurion
7. Rehgar
8. Morales
9. Li Li
Can you guys stop picking Tyrande in HL, I'm tired of not being able to play her. Thanks.
>>122434307
>>122434596
>>122435582
where did the enemy tyrande touch you?
>>122435582
Can you guys stop picking Tyrande in HL, I'm tired of losing due to no healer. Thanks.
>>122435679
It sucks that in lower ranks people suck at Tyrande but still pick her. One day you will climb beyond rank 20, lots of bad Tyrande players, she isn't easy to play well.
Quickmatch isn't quick
>>122436019
>need to do play 8 games daily
>quickmemes queues take 200+ seconds
I'll just play bots
>>122435814
>tfw the rank 1 mindset that tyrande can solo heal and is high tier
my existence is pain
>Friend of a friend joins game.
>Finds a way to lose every game for us.
How do I tell my friend that I never want to play with his friend again?
Why is it the person who's fucking up the team the most is the first to blame everyone else?
>tank or DPS solo charges into the enemy when literally no one is around
>WTF GUYS
>DPS are focusing enemy tanks who are ignoring them while being healed
>U ALL DO NO DAMAGE
>everyone ignores objectives to get camps, and invariably loses both the objective AND the camp
>UR ALL BAD, COME WHEN PINGED
>terror charges the entirety of the enemy team in our own fort instead of going to wreck the enemy's
>DID IT LOOK LIKE I COULD PUSH
Living, breathing trash people. Everyone on fucking Euro servers. They're all walking garbage. Fuck my life.
>>122436557
Just tell him that, don't be a pussy. That's what I did.now that friend doesn't play with me at all
so /hotsg/ did you all send senjinn a stuffed animal
>>122436557
Fiend of a friend shouldnt be hard, make sure you dont add him, and just let him be your friends problem
>>122436786
The worse someone is, the more desperate they become. Its also easy to blame everyone else when there are 4 of them, and many people have no idea how bad they are(at all things not just this game)
>>122437182
I did
>>122436083
>Her
>>122437182
yea for some unknown reason
>>122437962
abathur is the games only tranny
>>122438180
>enemy has a high burst comp
>last pick on our team: "don't worry guys, I will heal"
>"Ready for adventure!"
>lose
at least it wasn't Rehgar tho senpaitachi
>>122436083
Is this like a MLP thing?
>>122438619
and Diablo
>Only damage on your team is Nova
>She doesn't even top hero damage for your team
lol.....
>>122438802
you are embarrassing yourself Anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Maggie_Makes_Three
>>122438802
Yeah it originated from MLP and its fanbase.
>>122438948
No I mean the fascination with Brightwing.
>>122439048
she's fun and cute
>>122437627
Thanks!
>>122438802
How new?
>>122438948
>tfw watched this when it first aired
>tfw most of the thread wasnt born yet
>>122439432
>1995
>wasn't born yet
Don't tell me this is an actual thing.
>>122439765
people who were born in 1995 are 20 now senpai
t. born in 1995
There are so many bad players in this game.
>>122439765
>>122439879
and it was jan of 95, so almost 21
>>122439938
Duuude!! relax!!! It's just a gameI wanna murder them shitters when they use this excuse
>>122440385
>some people play for fun
>i don't play to win
>just here to have fun dude
>blocked for trying to stop me from enjoying
Lunara fucking when?
>>122441240
I think she's been doing it since she was born.
>>122441240
After the dank memes
>>122441612
Damn
>HL
>Your teammate pick nova.
>>122441806
This Tuesday with the scaling changes that may actually not be a bad pick. From what I hear Nova got a lot better because of it.
>>122441806
>last 2 picks of your team go full retard and pick Zeratul + Nova
>enemy team doesn't have a support
>enemy team last picks Tassadar
>I can almost feel the rage of his teammates
>win because they have no healer
>Nova claiming she carried us
>>122422746
>I bought Tyrande cuz of her butt.
That's a really good reason.
DAT VOICE Acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaS59PkdoDg
btw. dont click if you don't want to ruin the 4th wall about some heroes
When blizz is gonna improve Artanis R(s)?
Ty Randy or Uther? Which one of them do I buy first?
I'm leaning towards Tyrande, but if there are compelling reasons to go for Uther first, I might get him first.
>>122446092
What do you wan?
supp or healer?
Tyrande fun supp.
Uther best healer.
>2.5k mmr
wew lad
>rank 30
wew lad
>>122446251
That's the thing. I currently only haveRehgaravailable, so going for a good, strong healer like Uther seems like a good idea.
Still, Tyrande is surprisingly fun and better than I expected, which is why I'm tempted to get her first and Uther later on.
Anyone want to play some quick matches (EU)?
I'm level 26, have some previous MOBA experience so i'm not a total shittertfw you level 1-25 without knowing about party xp
>>122446092
Get tyrande she is the most fun. Versatile, can heal do great damage combos well with most heroes, great at setting up ganks. She is rare in that she has many different builds and a lot of great talent choices. She fits so many comps just because how many choices go high damage, healing, a mix more utility or owl spec for the most fun
>>122446570
If you already have a healer go for tyrande.
>>122446023
Why would they change the only good thngs about Artanis?
get rekt mcintyre
>>122447000
>I'm not a total shitter
>I didn't know an extremely basic part of the game
Dust league
>>122446092
If you want to be a good uther be prepared to learn 8 buttons
>play with some shitters from vg
>they never come to objective and just talk about random things where they live on vent
>literally 11 death butcher
Fucking normies
>>122450860
Zagara is pretty good
maybe good enough to play
>>122451009
not denying that at all, and i do enjoy playing as her, but i'm just impressed by this "leave the game alone and level up heroes on the side" thing actually working
it makes for an amusing score board
>>122451172
there are a couple maps where the enemy ai has a good chance
>>122412689
make his q actually GO THE FUCK THROUGH TARGETS
>>122445974
>That is not Malfurion, trust me my brother sounds far more arrogant and..dickish than that.
Jesus christ Sonya needs a nerf. Bitch does too much damage. At the very least shouldn't be able to take Imposing Presence or any sort of Stoneskin ability.
But who the fuck am I kidding, Jaina and KT are still okay to them, shit won't happen.
>>122451520
>Bitch does too much damage. At the very least shouldn't be able to take Imposing Presence or any sort of Stoneskin ability.
She sacrifices a lot of damage by taking those though
>>122451520
Don't worry when you stop being bronze you'll realize it isn't that bad.
>>122451520
Maybe if they turned her into a melee assassin. But she kinda needs those if she's the only warrior. Trying to tank is kinda painful even with them.
Ideally they'd take away some baseline power and put it back in talents, with actual tank talents competing with them.
>>122384225
>balancing around 5 man premade vs 5 man premade when 99.99% of the player base is 3-5 randoms against 3-5 randoms
yeah it doesn't work
>>122441806
>Complaining about the heroes other players pick
Grow up, bronze
next rotation is up
LiLi
E.T.C.
Der Schlächter
Zagara
Johanna
Rehgar (Freigeschaltet auf Stufe 12)
Kael'thas (Freigeschaltet auf Stufe 15)
I dont care quite enough to look up schlachter
>>122458678
butcherschlächter? im ernst?
>>122458678
>Rehgar
>Not Rexxar
Fucking nothing
>>122459653
unless they hurry up with the 10 man rotation, rexxar is probably going to be awhile
>>122459928
I just want to level him up and have my free 500 gold ;_;
>People thinking Sonya's stronger than pre-nerf Butcher or Leoric
going for 1000 games with cho'gall with a friend of mine. think i can do it?
>>122460847
chogall queue times are going to be a nightmare
>>122460510
Butcher was never OP
>>122370782
>no Fenix
>if Fenix gets put in it will be the gay robot that calls himself tallendor
Why is this ok?
>>122462219
Heroes gave us pre-bombing Jaina, Warchief Thrall, and pre-insanity Kael. I'd be shocked if they went with the less-popular version of Fenix considering that his Dragoon appearance is so iconic to SC1
>steamroll enemy for 25 minutes
>team starts stroking
>Valla suicide dives on Hammer without heal
>Jaina goes in 1 vs 4 when we still have a fort to tank the punisher
>ETC suddenly forgets how to mosh pit
>Zagara afks in base instead of gathering abandoned tribute
>lose
FIVE FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW.
>>122462746
>implying most players will remember Fenix instead of "oh that robot guy in legacy of the void"
>>122462819Did you misread or is that a typo
>>122462851
shameful mistype
>>122462904it okayI know, but when you're playing le cheerful panda of many drinkings, things kinda move at a slower pace in general
>>122462808
Gotta have some hope that Blizz will cater to their longer fans. That's what got us Lunara and (hopefully someday) the Diablo 2 heroes
>>122463251
Blizzard can shove Lunara up their ass. We want Lothar.
>tfw
>>122463484
good job
>>122463251
>catering to longer fans
>wanting Diablo 2 heroes
>not mentioning Rock 'n Roll Racing
>>122463657
thank you
been playing with a new guy and he keeps inviting friends of his
they're not the best out there, but being able to get some planning and coordination going before and during matches is a game changer and makes synergy that much easier
it's such a huge difference holy shit.
>>122463657
Rock and Roll Racing will get in someday no doubt, because of the Retro Meme (see: TLV). D2 heroes are more up in the air, because Blizzard has been doing everything they can to ignore D2/D1/SC1- Jay "Fuck that Loser" Wilson isn't helping either
>>122463423
You can shove Lothar up your ass. I want Lunara ;)
>>122464042
I want to shove ~something~ up Lunara's ass :3
>>122464119
derp
>tfw
One day I'll get a winning streak again instead of this loss streak.
>>122464870
>only slightly more hero damage than morales
>as tyrael
LOL
>>122464870
>playing Tyrael
It's almost like you were asking to lose.
Anybody else prefer Boars over Bestial Wrath or whatever, on Rexxar? I swear it feels like it does so much more good, saves lives and helps set up kills like a motherfucker in almost every situation, to me anyway.
>>122466030
>RexxarBoars are cool though, if very situational.
>>122466030
Before they increased the range on Misha and gave her the fixate option I took boars every time.
Since the increase in range and easier control Bestial Wrath is so good, hard to pass up.
anyone know the new rotation?
>>122466567
thank
Name one thing Tychus is better at than Raynor
>>122468304
winning.
>>122468304
/dance
>play malf
>take Twilight Dream because my mouse likes spazzing out sometimes
>wipe enemy in every teamfight because nobody fucking expects Twilight Dream
>>122468304
making minigun go dakka dakka
suck it mario, fifa, poker, and music
>>122468304
sex appeal
>>122469294
why the fuck would you watch someone play runescape
>>122469536
it is dead, isn't it
>get a ton of picks early game, especially by myself because lolzagaraearlygame
>get their core down to 20% by second golem
>each of jaina, artanis and brightwing back off from the core at low health at this time instead of just ending it
>gazlowe, jaina and artanis all begin arguing at each other (mainly gazlowe) constantly pinging the enemy core despite the enemy team being all alive
>ends up being 3v5 for the rest of the game because people are constantly running in for stupid reasons and dying
>enemy team just waddles in and kills our core while jaina and gazlowe shout at each other
This is why gazlowe players need to be banned.both of my deaths were complete fuckups in the midgame but those went unnoticed, somehow.
MMR and rank resets fucking when
>>122470184
>artanis didn't even take triple strike
I think as soon as our second golem died you could have replaced all but me and Brightwing with adept AI and we would have won
also I really wish I didn't have to report at least one person every loss - the state of the game is frankly a bit depressing now
>>122469607
About time
Ready to roll out
>>122468304
Wave clear
Pushing
Aoe
Chasing
Ganking
Having useful ultimates
>>122470610
what the fuck is this
Wait! This one's actually decent!I walked into tyrande stun during strafe twice like an idiot
How do you deal with this?
I was the Muradin. Either I went for the backline to cancel Jugs or stayed in the frontline to help with butcher. And we were always forced to start the fight because they had Hammer on the immortal. Backline gets shredded and Butcher remains alive somehow.
Are you supposed to play super split up against furnace blast?
Are you supposed to preemptively tell your Falstad to pick Mighty Gust?
>>122472069
>enemy has almost optimal talents
>your team is running an absolute pile of shit
thats why you lost
>>122471997
You also keep blogposting like an idiot
>>122472069
You're just bad at the game
Why don't you play Chen, guys?
>>122472182
>post the results of one of your matches for the game your general is made to discuss
>hurr stop blogposting idiot
Go back to reddit.
>>122472428
What's there to discuss? What an annoying jackass you are?
>>122472428
Why dont you go back to Reddit? Your fluff posts and "no loss is my fault" attitude would fit right in
>>122472532
Why else have a thread about this game?
murky is such bullshit, how can you have that huge stun on something that can't die for more than 3 seconds
>>122472710
Just kill him :^)
>>122472710
>low hp compensated with full damage
>can spawn closer to the enemy side
>unlimited respawns mid combat
The definition of bad balance.
>>122472893
JUST KILL HIM ;^))
>>122472159
>>122472267
Appreciate the replies, but those really don't help me.
>>122472830
>>122472995
>kill him
>comes back in 3 seconds and octograbs someone important for his team to focus
>>122472995
done :^) used my abilities on something that'll not only heal himself to 75% at least once, but also comes back 6 seconds later
>>122473096
>>122473120
Just kill him again XD
>>122472893
>>122472995
>>122473096
>>122473120
>>122473281
>'balanced' 3 second spawn by giving him low hp
>give him an ability to invuln every few seconds that he can spec into healing himself to pretty much full
>huge aoe damage ability
>no mana, just spam abilities without worry
>has a ridiculously long stun that can be upgraded to even do a decent bit of damage
>>122473120
>that'll not only heal himself to 75% at least once,
lol, if he took Bubble Memechine then he does no damage, enjoy winning
>>122473523
Because the 20hp/s regen has no factor at all
Getting outplayed is one thing, acting like the hero you couldn't deal with is insanely OP is just retarded though.
>>122473639
it doesn't when it reduces him to a slow dispenser since taking the full bubble build means missing Wrath of Cod and Slimy Pufferfish. Stop chasing Murky while his team kills you
>Your opponent left!
Just concede, stop wasting my time.
>>122473863
Ben Brode pls
>>122473863
>teammate playing like absolute shit
>he leaves
>suddenly everything starts flowing nicely and we crush the other team
shitters desu senpai
what kind of draft is that
inb4 we lose
>>122474198
>commander noob picking the shittiest support in game right now
I don't know what I expected
>>122470373
>Not taking solar flare against Raynor with stim pack.
3 heroes I usually take it against Illidan, Sonya and Raynor.
>>122474672
Does blind work against whirlwind?
>>122475376
No, since WW is an ability.
WW isn't what you should be worried about anyways.
>>122475376
>Does blind work against whirlwind?
>>122406689
poorfags like you should be banned.
i am so fucking tired waiting for you pathethic faggots to load the fucking game while everyone else is 100% already
what is the tommorows rotation
>>122474198
Kael and Jaina were bitching at each other and at Muradin all game - we were never behind at all but couldn't seem to get anything done.and the enemy had sonya so of course we lost
Our Kael was the worst and loudest.
>>122474335
>noob
what is this, 2003? Am I on newgrounds?
Anyway, BoE is the only map I pick Malfurion on. He's actually really good there because he's got a great big stun generator to use with his roots, I wouldn't pick him anywhere else
Blizzard seriously needs to stamp down on players who repeatedly ruin games by acting like that - no good ever comes of it
>>122394198
Mephisto when
>>122476264
You seem pretty upset.
>>122415986
They also need to release mannaroth if they release cenarius
chogull comes tomorrow?
>>122475376
If your playing against Sonya whirlwind isn't what your worried about.
This guy's Malfurion had better be good...also I really have to blame all those tournaments for making Tyrael popular in HL, despite he being one of those heroes who is pretty shit outside of competitive
>>122476424
What this game needs is another Protoss. Phasesmith Karax as a specialist when?
>>122477068
Nigger we just got one.
>>122477158
And we need another. He could warp in sentries, shield batteries and other stuff. It would be great.
>>122476724
Fuck it, they need to release every main character from WC3 and disregard everything from WeW
>Grom when?
>Archimonde when?
>Mal'Ganis when?
>Lady Vashj when?
>Maiev when?
>Kel'Thuzad when?
>Antonidas when?>Garithos when?
>>122476807
Yes.
>>122477373
He can't warp you out of bronze though
>>122477385
Quality spoilerpost. Not that I disagree.
Somebody order a one-man wrecking crew?
>insane losing streak in QM this month
>literally silver now
>end up in team of Sylv, Abathur, Nova, Morales,Zeratul
>get raped
Thought after that I would get a rigged winning match, but I ended up having a level 6 Valla and a level 2 Chen who didn't even know how to go back to the Nexus without using his ult to go faster.
I really don't think I'm getting worse, it makes no sense. Really not one to blame my team mates, but I have seen some autistic shit recently and I can't carry that, no matter how much I try.
Anyone else here ever fallen and couldn't get up afterwards?
Bronzie, blog etc
>>122476890
>ETC
>wipe them as they try killing our core with mosh pit & death metal on their whole team
>get them to push down a fort and a keep before needing to back and they grab siege giants, I get a pick on raynor
>shrines activate
>I take bottom and now zagara and jaina who were at mid of map decide to back to defend from like 2 catapults on our core
>no one is even close to top shrine
>have to leave bottom because the entire enemy team is there and none of ours is
>enemy takes top shrine while the 3 others decide to take fucking easy bruisers for no reason at all
>they don't even bother with trying to defend either shrine or the DK
>lose
I tried, I really did
>>122478746
reeeeeee stop fucking discussing your games on heroes of the storm!!! Am I cool yet?
>>122478713
Yes, tassadar called. He said psionic storm was about to kill a bunch of turrets with 1 button
>>122476264
:^)
>>122478746
have you tried finding some other level 30-40's and doing premades?
>>122479074
No one cares.
>>122479413
>replying
>there are people in this thread even at this very moment who don't have most of the heroes bought with gold and still have 50k remaining
>teammates build heroes all fucking retarded
>fight tooth and nail, getting destroyed all game
>enemy team throws hard, still barely win after nearly 30 minutes
>get 97 points and 7 mmr from hotdogs
>allies utilize real builds
>effortlessly crush enemy team in 12 minutes
>get 107 points and 20mmr from hotdogs
t-thanks
I loveJohanna!
>>122479476
>replying to my reply
>>122479331
That's what started my downward spiral. I mostly play alone now (except on the weekends for a few rounds), but I played this game just fine for about 100 hours before, going up in HL and QM all the time. Maybe some tryhard strangers would be a good choice over friends.
I think I spend more time reading and watching than playing now, it's become very unpleasant. Maybe I'll start a new account and see where it takes me.
Not that I was ever good (plat QM, ~rank 20 HL before reset), but my losses didn't seem to be such insane rolls with raging Russians, AFKs, and LoL shitters.
He dashes forward!
He dashes back again!
He feeds!
He's Artanis, Hierarch of the Protoss!
>>122480294
Eh finding some tryhards would probably help, trying to focus on a specific role that you feel really comfortable with in my opinion is the best way out. Personally I picked up Tyrande when I was in a slump, but I'm really not a fan of the whole "Cyka and Lolbabbies"mentality, even if matchmaking is broken then you're inevitably facing them too and it''s more a matter of getting off tilt
>>122480912
You finally won a game.
>>122480912
No one cares.
I lost 12 QMs in a row and i'm still getting paired with some korean fucks or some shit who have no life and play nothing but this fucking game apparently, what the fuck, matchmaking is broken as fuck
>>122480912
But why do you post every score screen you see? I don't understand what is going through your mind.
>>122481078
My winrate is about 45% honestly - highest on haunted mines and lowest by a very large difference is cursed hollow
no idea what it is about spawning on the west side of cursed hollow but I can't remember the last game I've won there, as opposed to spawning on the east side.
>>122481215
Take a break, anon. You sound like you're tilting pretty bad. Go do something that makes you happy, you can always try again later.
>>122481385
I'm literally counting seconds till tomorrow, i can't not play
>>122481324
Nigger I'm a HL Goldie and a QM Badnium player and I still manage 51.4% and 52.5% respectively.
g e t
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g o o d
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>>122480294
there are a few heroes (kt, jaina, uther, leoric, johanna, raynor) that'll get you out of the trench if you can actually play and aren't terrible at the game
>>122481215
you're probably being hyperbolic, but where you are in ranking reflects where you actually are as a player. Take the advice I gave the other guy and just play one hero competently to the point where your odds will be better to raise in rank than fall
>>122481324
>45% winrate
>blackhearts bay isn't your highest winrate
what is this recycled cardboard league shit
>bronzies with a winrate below 50% are allowed to blog post their shit on here
well, shit, i should go and post every single results screen from every single game i play as well i guess
>>122481562
good for you
I'd probably do better if I got to play tassadar, zagara and valla every game because I don't lose with them unless there is some absolute spastic trying to ruin everything, aka that gazlowe from my previous mines game
>>122481640
I'm saying 45% because although it's pretty close to 50, I'm very, very slowly dropping ranks, whoever is waiting for me to hit rank 40 will be waiting about a year or more
actually here is my current statistics, the leoric part was back when he was genuinely OP and I haven't really played him since sonya became dominant
>>122481705
Go ahead. Also bronze is a compliment to someone who considers themself in rust league
Why is Nazeebo even a specialist? Seems to me hes better at ganking than pushing
>>122481896
>insulting rusties
>>122482015
>better at ganking
>hero with no cc or burst dmg
>>122482135
>he can't land a wall into spiders>toads>ult
>>122482282
thats neither cc nor burst dmg and lets not forget youre probably dead since naz is immobile as fuck
>>122476424
>wants the lord of hatred as playable
>in a game with rampant trash talking amongst teammates
Huh, seems pretty appropriate
>>122482670
Ill finaly have a fitting hero to RP as
>>122482369
it is CC, and burst doesn't matter if you're trapped while getting bitten by a bunch of spiders and having your face melted off by a ghost
I'm worried about the new scaling for characters like Diablo and Stitches.
Diablo dies a lot, even if you are doing well and with deaths being more meaningful, it might really fuck him. You also have fuck all health before you can collect souls and talents, which means you might get hosed.
With Stiches, a character who already has problems, you no longer can kill people by hooking them to your towers (because towers are now weak as shit). At least he has more survivability.
Tell me I am wrong and a shitter and am going to have to learn to play these characters better.
I guess with them being good at ganks, this should help them...
>>122483139
>vikings
>>122459653
He had his free week. Now let him never be on rotation again.
>>122483139
I can't really speak from experience on diablo, I'm more comfortable with stitches however and I think it will really hamper his early game when it comes to his kill pressure. That being said most higher level people build stitches around his slam and he's still going to have as much impact mid/late.
Any Chen players got some advice for me as far as talent builds? I really like Chen, but I always feel like my team is down one member because I can't accomplish anything.
>>122483917
Don't use Chen.
>>122483917
pick a different hero.
>>122483917
Regen Master, Amplified Healing, Brewmaster, Panda Pals, Relentless if they have a lot of CC, Pressure Point, Hardened Shield or Bolt.
>>122484059
>>122484071
You guys are probably right then.
I'm trying to find a decent hero that has a high but rewarding skill ceiling. Feels like you can't really "main" a hero in this game because they are all so much the same as far as balance.
Azmodan players explain to me why Taste for Blood is more popular than Sieging Wrath.
>>122484241
>high but rewarding skill ceiling
I would say Ilidan, but right now he's kinda weak
Zeratul, but he's not that hard to use
Monk with a high skilled player is really good too
>>122480294
>not Masters
>not rank 1
damn right you were absolute shit garbage. no wonder you keep losing.
>>122484241
While there's nothing wrong with focusing on a single hero, spruce up things and be flexible by being able to cover roles if need be.
Try to find at least one hero from each class you're comfortable with. Maybe look into ETC or Zagara. Alternatively, >>122484638's suggestions are worth looking into, as well.
>>122482940
>taking bronze ghost instead of pocket ghoulie
>>122483917
>>122484241
500 games as Chen here. Chen is probably one of the higher skillcap warriors, and can certainly be viable if you're dedicated enough. However, if you're looking for a general purpose warrior that doesn't need as much time, Muradin would probably suit you better.
>>122484557
It gives a damage boost that isn't determined by distance. If you learn how to stack that fucker you can pull off amazing plays with TfB.
>>122484638
I'll definitely look into those heroes and keep an eye on them.
>>122484850
I agree. I'm am surprised to see Zagara mentioned, actually. Had a friend who isn't retarded play her before leoric patch and I always thought she was just mediocre at everything.
>>122484925
I've been playing him a lot, absolutely love the ganking potential when I hook onto someone like sonya or anub.
>>122484912
either ult works for that rotation, I just prefer the ghost because I don't like jungling
>>122483917
>Regen Master
>Amplified Healing
>Brewmaster's Balance
>ult depending on map, but knockoff vikings is safer
>shield for your m8s
>longer shield
>bolt
make them focus on you and razzle dazzle em
>>122485103
>Had a friend who isn't retarded play her before leoric patch and I always thought she was just mediocre at everything.
I've got some bad news for you, Anon...
Jokes aside, I know someone who plays her quite often and frequently, and he can do quite a lot with her kit. It's fascinating to watch.
Do look into her if she comes up during a free rotation and see for yourself. I think she's quite capable, if you play her right.
>>122485120
>enough to share
>bolder flavor
Wow stop posting any time.
>>122485839
>not sharing your brew with friends
how can you play Chen if you don't even understand the Brewmaster way?
He is wrong about Bolder Flavour though, Pressure Point master talent
I know when Lt. Morales first came out she had a shit winrate and wasn't viewed favorably.
But after this week, I've found myself having a lot of fun. It reminds me of the Medic from TF2's playstyle of using your allies to bodyblock and always keeping good position.
Is she really so terrible?
I only play protoss heroes, am I a massive faggot?
>>122486051
>not taking touch of honey for infinite chase
>or relentless if the enemy has a lot of cc
You should be in the enemy backline anyway, way away from any allies that can use your shield.
>>122486091
As much as I enjoy playing Medic from TF2 the heroes Medic just doesn't give the same feeling, dancing around bullets and riding the explosions feels fun. I guess it's the idea of left clicking and letting go feels good where as clicking and presssing q/d just feels awkward at best for me. Could be laziness or I'm doing something wrong, no clue where I'm going with this but I'm open to hear other people's points of view on this.
Punishment is coming soon.
>>122486408
I don't understand frogman, I came back to HotS purely for Artanis now that the boys are together. They're my three favorite heroes both because protoss but they cover 3 good bases. Are they all really no skill heroes?
>>122486632
Artanis is a situational pick that can be played very badly.
Tassadar is GOAT.
Zertatul is okay but he's going to die in the next patch like he died in LOTV.
>>122486091
it reminds me of the medic from tf2, except that he now has ammo restrictions on his medigun which limit his healing abilities considerably
and a syringe gun which can be fired once every few seconds and flings enemies out of reach for you and your allies if you use it improperly
and an on-demand vaccinator effect which doesn't last nearly enough to make a worthwhile change
and an übercharge which you can only apply to a single patient or pick the ability to ride the party van insteadokay this one thing is pretty cool
she just feels so weak and ineffective all around. it's a shame, as i was kinda looking forward to her.
>>122486795
Been playing with Arty in QM to play out something effective. Cool with tassadar since when I used to play him, noone used em but now there are lots. (Last I played was a few months ago) And Zera yeah, I just keep getting play assassin dailies so he's my go to
>>122486505
TF2 medic still has a lot of action. He's also the boss that calls the shots. Morales is just a babysitter that lets herself get bullied by 13 year old overextending Illidans.
>>122487048stop shitposting on anonymous image boards clifford
>>122485120
>Not picking the fire breath-related talents.
>>122483837
I love playing Diablo especially since he can turn a game around with one overpower.
>>122486297
You've just excepted that Protoss is best race.
>>122487378
>giving up BB
>picking the talent that makes you not able to proc BB instantly with W>E
>>122486914
Velma skin for Morales which turns MedEvac into the Mystery Machine when?
>>122487620
Accepted, but yeah i've been a huge fangay over them since I first touched SC. Waited 5 years for LOTV and now I can play my favorite niggas in an arena. Life ain't so bad
>Diablo villains portrait
>doesn't require Azmodank on level 10
more Diablo villains when?Belial when?
>>122487736
But chasing people while setting people on fire is fun. FUN.
>>122488548
>Belial
>Not Leah
We need more Diablo waifus
>>122486583
The moment you get "Win 3 games" as your daily, you know it's going to happen.
>>122488739
>tfw you think you're going to play 8 games before you win 3
>tfw you contemplate suicide
>>122488979
>win 80% of games lately, in solo qm
>get Win 3 Games quest yesterday
>15 games later it's finally 2/3
I'm just so tired...
>1 support on each team
>tyrande on my team
>lili on the other team
fucking why
>tyrande doesn't take healing talents
what's up with so many rank 1 shitters lately? i've won pretty much every game i've had against them and i'm casual as fuck
>>122489396
Maybe they wanted to play non-healer Tyrande? It's their right.
>Thrall on my team.
>15,000 damage, died 10 times.
Yeah that Windfury build is so fucking good. I hate free week Thrall.
>>122489656
cl build is gud :DDD
>>122489396
>he builds tyrande as a healer
>>122489656
>>122489712
fuck off don't start thrall shit
he's just a terrible hero
>>122489712
I'm glad we agree.
>>122489793
the memers are already here >>122489821
>Tomorrow we get meme ogre
w-will you help me get it? /hotsg/-kun?
>>122490836
i hope i get randomly seeded
>tfw i pick raynor all day tomorrow and tear up bad chogalls
>>122489467
There are like 30,000 rank ones but only fifth of them are even good and only one in thirty would be going into the grandmaster league. Ranks, as of now, mean nothing.
Unless you're rank 6 or more, which means you didn't even get to rank 1 even when you tried.
>>122490836
Yep i am gonna help. With a Giant Killer Raynor.
>>122491573
>I'm going to use a meme hero
lmao
is fartpiss actually good?
How many hours till the patch goes live in yurop?
i want the kill column so bad
>>122491731
he's not bad if you understand the hero and play him correctly which is probably about 5% of players
artanis is kinda like tychus -- he's not the shittiest hero in the game but there is a better pick 100% of the time
>>122491731
Frostmourne hungers
why is lili and etc going to be free again? they were in like the last rotation
they never put the cool heroes there
Who is the Broodmother of HotS? As in that hero that is literally shit and should never ever be picked?
>>122492093
Nova
>>122491998
i wouldn't be surprised if free selection was weighted and cheaper/older heroes naturally showedup more often
>>122492093
gazlowe
>broodmother is bad
show me on the doll where the spider raped you
>>122492093
Gazlowe
>>122489886
Windfury build is dog piss. The only people who think it's better haven't played Chain Lightning.
>>122492236
Well, she was bad when I still played Dota 2. Shame because I loved her design and tools.
>>122492093
Nova
>>122472069
flank the tank
they probably could have went right up the middle with lili/uther/hammer and won in 9 minutes if nobody wants to dive together
Best nova build?
Can't decide between one in the chamber and anti armor
>>122491998
In case you haven't noticed, they have a special rotation every 3 weeks. Next week is Raynor and Muradin.
>>122492529
Anti armor and full meme decoy build
>>122426167
>>122425085
>>122424840
how the fuck is Uther best supp than Lili?
>how the fuck is Uther best supp than Lili?
what did he mean by this?
>>122491672
Only memes can fight memes. This is a meme game. Everything is meme. Welcome to the Japanese memeboard.
>>122492894
what did he mean by this?
>>122493019
>Only memes can fight memes.
and Cho'gall will be a big meme. The biggest since the silent era
>>122493059
what did he meme by this?
>>122492894
Uther can:
>actually decide who he wants to heal
>TARGET burst heal
>stun
>make someone invulnerable
>cleanse (also targeted)
>heal even after death
>revive
Uther kind of requires coordination tho, senpai, that's why some people think li li is better, because shes EASIER to play
>>122492894
How is he not?
>>122492894
Bronze discussions.
Please post your retarded rank
>>122493493
>Fun Times The Light Abandons No Man
Kek
>>122451348
Blackhearts bay
>tfw you keep trying Uther but can't ever do well with him or have fun
>>122492894
Li Li a shit
>>122494091
uther is not a faceroll like most of the other healers.
>>122484557
hero burst damage
hardly anyone plays the grinding, little-pk long game
meta is basically the lowest common denominator. dive dive dive and don't set out to prolong anything. gotta win fast.
>>122494091
For me it is just very boring.
Besides on W3 he was a badass and here and hearthstone it seems like a kind old man
>>122494091
Good uther needs 8 buttons. Also uther is kind of shit without being on teamspeak to coordinate your ult and heals
Tbh lili is best
>>122494091
It's because all you can do is press q. Maybe level up a little and you will get good.
>>122494279
>it seems like a kind old man
That's not a bad thing.
Whens Meme'Gall?
>butcher in literally every QM for a week
le fug
>>122494091
uther is generally *kinda* boring to play
you don't ever get to go crazy as uther, you have 8 abilities, and you need to be using them all to become an unstoppable rape train. you going crazy is you being attentive and casting spells on everything
occasionally, a few times in a game you DO get to walk up to a dude, stun him, and smack him in the face and revel in the BEST auto attack sound in the game
nothing is as satisfying as that metal clunk
>>122494557
tomorrow
>>122484557
To make sieging wrath effective you can't use any of your other abilities
Taste for blood is way better
>>122494158
Actually the only faceroll healer is lili. You need to do something else that press q to be useful.
>>122494582
If only she was that cute in the game.
How many games do you guys play per day?
2-4 here.
>>122495089
5-10 depending on what happens
>>122494279
>in Hearthstone he seems like a kind old man
WHO AM I?
>>122495229
WELL MET
>>122495089
Eh I work full time and have another very time consuming hobby so not as much as I'd like
Its easier to say how many games I play a week, and this week I'm at 25~ which is rather low probably average around 35-40
>>122495327
FOR JUSTICE!
>>122494895
The ingame appearance is starting to grow on me. It can look creepy from the right angles, however.
>>122495089
5 at most. Unless I have the "Play 8 games" quest, in that case I play at least 8 games. I am aware you can stack quests, but I like finishing them as they become available.
Do you guys play any other mobas?
>playing morales to get level 5 gold
>first qm game after trying in AI first
>both tanks are retards
>artanis is just retarded because shit hero
>tyrael takes all the worst talents possible and uses el'druin to fucking escape and let everyone die EVERY TIME
>tyrael took shit talents and does no damage even though our only other damage is jaina
>jaina constantly dieing because artanis goes too deep and tyrael keeps running off mid fight
>both tanks have no map awareness in general, artanis constantly chasing people down, both not listening to pings ever
>both tards, ignorant of their ass-tier plays, say 'gg' at the end
I don't think I've ever felt more helpless trying to play morales with a couple retards
Does the HOTS patch cycle work like other Blizzard games? Does EU have to wait until wednesday?
>>122495727
at least they just said gg at the end and didn't begin bitching at someone else they thought was to blame
things can always be worse
>>122495693
played dota 2 and had like 2800~ hours from beta until they ruined skeleton king
have played hon, smite, original dota, lol
hots is easily my favorite. dota is by far a deeper and more complex game and feels more satisfying to play overall, but not having to dedicate an hour to play maybe one whole game that can be lost because of one inept teammate is a huge disadvantage
hots is ultra casual but they kind of hit the exact spot they were aiming for. I'd like a little more depth to the game itself, but i'm v happy with it
>>122495962
it was worse, they don't even know what they did wrong and will continue to throw other peoples games because of it
>>122495693
No time or energy to commit.
>>122495584
Yeah, 4 is pretty much my upper limit, but I have done 8 for the quest on a Saturday. I usually skip Friday.
>>122495161
Probably not that unreasonable, but that sounds like a lot.
>>122495693
played a few before, absolutely hated them, hots for me is the only one i enjoy
>>122495727
I say gg after every game, is that not protocol?
>>122495756
Uh ya.
>>122496303
you only say gg if your team tried, win or lose, doesn't matter, no gg if vital members on your team were retards and lost the game for the rest
>>122469294
>Penn and Teller's Smoke and Mirrors for the Sega CD
>2,801 viewers
...wut?
>>122462746
I'd prefer him being both zealot and dragoon since blizz has said they want to do that
>>122496601
yearly charity event
>>122496620
They mentioned delaying him since they planned for a Resurrection mechanic but want to space him from leoric.
I assume it would be you play as a zelot, die with a short timer come back as a dragoon with some other kit, die again and get a full counter. I assume the purifier upgrade will be a heroic.
Probably a specialist or warrior
>>122496510
Why? I dunno, saying gg helps me relax and realize it was just a game and there's no reason to be angry at strangers for having an off day.
>>122496923
That's what alot of people want since resurrection is in his name basically so making him just dragoon would be tarded
>>122495693
>dota
cool, lots of skills required to properly play
>dota 2 / LoL
absolutely hated their art styles, they look like chinese ripoffs, hated the hat system on dota 2
>hon
huge improvement to original dota, cool new heroes and items, too bad it's RIP
>hots
the one I play the most now because it's fast paced and characters are not Donut Steel the Hedgehogmostlyand got rid of the "boring" part of the mobas (farming/carrying) oh and more than just 1 map
>>122497764
You really worked hard on the file name.
Looks like a good rotation.
>>122497764
I love these
>>122486632
Artanis is kinda meh and easy to play horribly.
Tassadar is some of the most fun you can possibly have in this game if you're doing it right.
Zeratul creates endless amounts of butthurt from bad players because of stealth, but he's nowhere near as bad as people make him seem.
Keep on doing you, fellow Protoss fan.
Hey shitters, did jewzzard mention anything about the arcade mode requirements? would you need 10 Heroes to play it or something?
>still playing this dead shitter game
Thanks for beta testing :^) I'll just wait for the real arcade mode :^)
>>122500406
what did he mean by this?
>>122500406
it's all free play
it's not coming for months
For a year I've fought to get out of shitter MMR. Now I'm finally doing it and man, the match quality seems to have gotten much better. It actually seems to reward individual skill more, now that most people are on even grounds on experience. It's really fun.
That said, I recommend everyone who is stuck in shitter platinum or under, to create a smurf account after you're confident in your skill. I would've saved months of time and frustration had I done this. It's really a huge difference.