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>Attila
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Old Thread: >>121540792
>>121828808
First for trve Romans!
2nd for THIRTEEN
>>121828808
For anime!
>cue Flight of the Valkyrie
THIS TIME ON
P O N T O S
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IN THE RED CORNER, WE HAVE OUR HORSEFUCKER CHALLENGERS.
AN ALMOST ENTIRELY HORSEARCHER ARMY OF SILVER EXPERIENCE
"WOW MARK, THAT SEEMS LIKE SOME FAG SHIT"
"YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT, CLARK"
I WONDER WHAT OUR DEFENDING CHAMPIONS HAVE IN STORE FOR THIS GIMMICKY NONSENSE?
WHAT'S THAT, CLARK, YOU SAY THEY BROUGHT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF RHODOS TO THIS FIGHT, ALONG WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF SIEGE ARTILLERY?
THAT'S RIGHT, MARK.
YOU COULD SAY THE HORSEFUCKERS ARE OFF TO A...
ROCKY START
>>121831498
Fuck.
I KEK'd hard.
WELL DAMN MARK
LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK THEIR MISSILE SUPERIORITY FOR GRANITE
YOU COULD SAY ITS A LANDSLIDE VICTORY
THEY'RE STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
MAN, HOW ARE WE GOING TOBARIUMALL?
I don't get the reference anon
>>121832353
idk anon I'm running out of rock puns.
Point is, my experiment was a success.
P O N T O S
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THANKS FOR JOINING US FOLKS
BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR SOME BOULDER BATTLES
For some reason I cant make screenshots for R:TW. Everytime I use Prt Scr it just makes a black image and I don't want to download any shitty program like Fraps.
I've never really tried putting spearmen BEHIND other units like this, I didn't think it'd really work. It's the most fucking amazing thing I've ever witnessed though.
>enemy charges into spears and gets fucked, then they're fighting primarily well armoured and defensive melee units, while also being stabbed by pikes
Do the guys in front actually block any arrows for the pikemen or how is that shit even calculated?
>tfw allied with Akechi Mitsuhide
>>121833075
>I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on.
Best barbarian (migrator, viking, celt, barbarian kingdom) faction in Attila. Go.
What does Darthmod actually do? I can't seem to find a comprehensive list beyond vague shit like, "changes battles and ai!" ELABORATE, NIGGER.
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>>121834172
What game?
>tfw 1500 hours in Empire
How is it so marvelous, it's truly the best game in the series to have this much replayability
I mean my goal of having at least one game where the land exchanges by the AI aren't batshit insane hasn't even come close to being met
>>121834796
Oh. Shogun 2. I didn't realize there were more Darthmods.
Kurdish faction when
>playing DEI as Makedon with the new supply system
>everything's going fine
>farms and supply depots all over the place, armies have baggage trains, fleets have supply boats, food is like +9 surplus
>get bogged down in a war up north
>suddenly my food plummets to -15
>all my armies start losing 1000 men a turn
>can't fight any armies because they hide in their walled cities with a 20 unit garrison
The fuck did I do wrong?
>>121834946
You didn't git gud
scrub
>>121834625
So strong that they get wrecked by Belisarius the Kek.
>>121834868
The one for shogun 2 sticks fairly close to vanilla. With that I mean the changes are mostly in stats and ai(supposedly). It does not add any more units but it adds some optional cosmetic changes. It has its own launcher so you can customize a lot of things.
You should try out the newish Master of Strategy mod. It changes stuff a lot more than Darthmod though. It adds several ashigaru troops tier( Drafted, Semi-professional, Professional) and samurai troop tiers (retainer, normal, veteran) and much, much more.
>>121833075
>>121833341
Here are some pictures from the Masters of Strategy mod.
fuck it, reinstalling empire
>>121835798
It's the best TW
>>121835997
It definitely has the best campaign map and sandbox potential, but the braindead battle AI always puts me off replaying it. Know any good mods for fixing BAI?
>>121836089
Pretty hard to fix. Darthmod may get the ai to move in formation but that's it. The unfixable unit reponsiveness is a way bigger problem and that it what puts me off. Never understood why so many say it is the best total war.
>raiding
nobody is fucking raiding
>>121834946
Garrisons are fucking huge in DEI, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to deal with them most of the time
>>121838429
Usually I have to b8 their armies out into the field by raiding, defeat them, and then lay siege to the cities. In fact I don't think I've taken a walled city by storming in DEI.
>>121838576
I've only started my campaign and took a few undefended settlements (so their garrisons were THAT large yet)
I also did take one settlement wich had a general-only army on the outside, so the garrison came as reinforcements and I defeated them
>tfw EB2
>>121838429
Garrison units are shit though. They don't do that much damage so you have plenty of time to hammer and anvil them all.
>>121838947
In the field it's fine but it's difficult to take the walls against garrison + army. They just fucking hang on forever and your men seem to get morale penalties just for being there.
>>121839218
Yeah walled cities are a problem and that is kinda realistic I guess. Making a siege army with shock troops, elite skirmishers( preferably syracusian siege crossbows) and artillery should do the trick against barbarian cities.
You mostly only need equipment that can destroy walls against civlized cities. Those cities are way easier to get a foothold in. Also overall army casualties counts a lot towards morale so throw those javelins.
Finally got my R2 working again, been having fun playing defensive campaigns in Attila but I prefer R2,
> tfw the R2 ai is too agressive and a defensive campaign is more of just a slowed down normal campaign
Damn it,
Best ai mod that improves the campaign AI?
>>121840525
Better ai recruitment tones down the slinger spam and so on at least.
> TOMB KINGS STILL NOT ANNOUNCED
For some reason I can't enslave the Angles.
If I can't end up with a neat Angles-Saxons-Jutes vassal bitch string, I'm just gonna genocide them all.
>>121841231
can't mangle the angles
Not sure who to ask? Mabey meloncat?
How does one mod the music?
Got some music that would go brilliant with r2 but not a clue how to mod it in, I am pretty tech savy though ,was able to do it in R1 and M2, just not fimilar with the inner workings of warscape,
>>121841231
Well, OK then, I guess that's that.
We'll just have to go for full pre-emptive revenge for the potato genocide. For good measure, we'll wipe out the Saxons and Jutes as well.
>it's 2015 and there still isn't a good bronze age mod for any total war game
>>121841404
can't wale on the gael :^)
>>121841107
I hope araby also comes with the tomb kings dlc, as a "victim" faction
>notice Byzantine Empire has one of the smallest unit roosters in SS
>tfw no cool militia units like France or Venice has
Okay so now it makes sense.
I always wondered why when I played a germanic faction why rome wouldn't defend a single settlement till I got down into spain, and some times rome (sacked rome without seeing an army once).
They have like over half their legions just chasing down individual hordes and shit in the east
>no DLC campaign about the conquests of Mohammed
>ask a question
>come back an hour later
>still no answer
come on guys. I can't decide what to do with baghdad
>>121841551
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rome+2+how+to+mod+music
>>121842542
Yeah I hate that shit, you feel so cheesy just knocking over garrison after garrison unopposed. I tend to declare war then wait a few turns just so there's someone to fight.
>>121842673
What's going on in Ireland? Is that the Papal States?
>>121842870
Yeah, he put 'em there so he has full access to them.
>>121842673
Be a good christian and occupy it. Be an example.
>>121842870
what >>121843139 said
>>121843363
good idea. we are not barbarians like the horsefuckers
gook isn't coming back is he
>>121838904
SOON
>>121843535
still can't believe he got scared of by a little cum
>wonder if elephants are actually good in R2
>find Mercenary Syrian Armoured Elephants
Anyone got a good link for the latest version of SS?
Can't find a working link anywhere and the torrent version is broken as well
Man the Mongols are a pain. I have over 12 armies in the middle east and I'm still struggling. I've only liberated 2 cities
>>121843796
wish they were as good in Med 2
>>121838904
>>121843567
SOONforgot pic
>>121843535
>implying he isn't being an anon and is shitposting /twg/ every day
>>121844215
>overhand
in the fucking bin
>>121843796
In R2/Attila elephants are god-tier suicide units
Don use them at the same time as your other units though , always put them up front and have them rush the front lines and wipe our as many as possible before dying
>>121844602
This
Especially aginist early game barbars,
2-3 elephant units could wipe out half their army before the rest of your army engages
>>121844602
what are you talking about? I use them in the middle of the battle ones their line is fixed and I just rek enemy armies in an instant and the elephants survive aswell.
I llimit myself to only 1 ele army because it's so OP
>>121844602
>one hit wondering
only during major settlement sieges should you do that
in regular battles just keep them on the flanks with the cav
they make absurdly good anti-melee cav units and when your cav clears out their skirmishers, send the elephants into the massive blob of enemy melee infantry that forms and watch them stack up 1000 kills while the enemy army mass routs
>>121844902
> Elephants suriving
Imo as expensive as they are it's better for them to do their part and die, especially armored elephants
Could be wrong but iv always kept them away from my own men often as possible because of them going berserk and taking out as many of your own guy as well as the enemy
>>121845185
in my experience high tier elephants like Indian armored and syrians don't berserk and when I use them as hammer and anvil I literally take no losses on them and they level up like crazy since they get 1000+ kills.
I have no idea why you and that other anon want to suicide them. although your frontal attack tactic is historically accurate
>>121845561
You take no casualties on your elephant unit in the campaign map if you chisel them in battle? holy fuck I didn't know that
What if those guys who were on that show playing R1 were playing EB instead of vanilla?
Is there any way I can just get the units and large garrisons added by DEI? The cheat income the AI gets is silly as fuck
Are there other mods that do this?
>>121845805
what show
>>121845805
The show was a marketing tool for RTW.
>>121845916
I never saw but glimpses of it as i was a kid, but before R1 came out there was a show about historical battles and they would "recreate" those battles in R1
It was kinda funny because they treated R1 as if it was the RTS to end all RTS games
>>121845796
lol no hammer and anvil. i pin the enemy and use the elephants as the hammer.
chissel and hammer=ded elephant on campaign map
>>121846161
Oh Time Commanders? I loved that, it was comfy as fuck.
>>121846225
Ah shit nrevermind I'm retarded
>>121846472
don't worry about it anon
Anyone here use anvil andanvil?
>>121845805
If they thought Vanilla was the next coming of ceaser,
EB1 would make their heads explode
>>121846730
>when your supporting army arrives on the battlefield directly behind the enemy
>>121841970
So, when the 4-unit Saxon horde declared war on us, the Franks refused to join in, and now we're at war with each other.
How should I deal with the stupid cunts? My eldest son and heir is married to their king's daughter, so I feel like I should show some mercy. I'll probably take the opportunity to raze their odd settlement within Roman borders, though.
>>121847059
kill your son and go HAM on them
>tfw you beat a numerically superior army with higher-tier units using veteran lower-tier units and superior tactics
Is there a better /twg/ feel? Just beat a force of 2800 roman legionnaries using nothing but levy spearmen, swordsmen, and my general's bodyguard. I had 1932 guys total, and that's barbarian numbers.
This is justice!!!
Venice has been eliminated by the ERE!
To be fair I almost never use hammer and anvil
Since the Ai for the most part just rushes your center, Barbars especially , im always using a form of envelopent
> line up all your infantry in a big long line , weakest in the center , stronger on the ends, double or triple depth depending
> use your calvary and half of your missile troops to kill their calv, or atleast make sure theirs doesn't fuck everything up
> other half of your missiles are either firing at the center or fighting the units who dident immediately rush the center , or enemy missiles
> once your center starts to weaken , have them fall back, far enough so that the barbs have to chase, but not far enough that they are too far from your flanks
> have the flanks rush in from both sides, at worst having the enemy figniting between two sides ,at best completely surrounding the enemy
> keep your missles around to counter any that dident fall into the trap, or were just meandering around, same with the units you used as your center
>>121848253
forgot pic
>>121848435
>>121848253
what is it with /twg/ and forgetting to attach images
are there any mods that improve the grass in Attila like the legal weed mod for Rome 2?
Deus Vult!
>>121848525
too busy playing the game. it's easy to forget
>>121848194
wow you beat the braindead AI with your incredible superior tactics
that's like curbstomping a baby and taking all his candy
surely a crowning achievement for your pathetic life
>>121848675
>no fun allowed
let anon ejoy his heroic victory
>>121848783
THE DAY IS OOOOooOoOoOOoUuUuuUUuuUUUURS
That time again, /twg/!:D
>>121848916
19/25
Oh shit /twg/ I am now stronger militarilly than the Goldem Horde!!! in SS no less!
I'm mass produced armies to counter them and accidently fielded an army larger than theirs
>got far into a jutes campaign
>started a langobards campaign
>got far into that, started a ERE campaign
>got a little bit into that, started an ostrogoths campaign
>got a bit into that, reinstalled shogun 2
Yep, it's a total war binge alright. I can't stop, and I won't finish.
>>121848916
how did i do
>>121849697
Several bingoes there ifyou'd have remembered the free space.
>>121848916
>>121848675
>I shit on people playing video games in a video game thread on a video game board on a burmese rope weaving forum
>I call other people's lives pathetic
>load up Attila
>HUMMM NEHHHH GUNNNNNN GUHHHHHHHH HUMMM DAH DEW DAH DEW DAH DEW DAWOOOUHHHHHH starts playing
>>121850164
>implying it isn't baller af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHGgdPH3lhQ
>>121848916
>not a single bingo
Fuck
>>121846848
>Iceni shits trying to attack me
>spot two embarked armies
>attack one with fleet
>second one is going to be reinforcements
>camp the corner knowing the AI will wait for its reinforcements before attacking
>lose 1/2 my fleet (mainly just leves and legionnaire meatshields) but completely destroy 2 full armies of theirs
What are some of the most notable changes in Attila from Rome 2? Is it worth getting now, or should I just keep playing Shogun 2?
>every single one of my generals is on 4/10 loyalty or lower
>including my son and brother
>>121849553
>"Holy"
>"Roman"
>"Empire"
>>121851142
Attila is worth picking up next time it hits sale
R2 is worth picking up on a summer/winter sale if you really really like this era in history
>>121851142
In my humble opinionRome 2 with DEI > Attila >>>>>>> Shogun 2
>>121851174
We are the continuation of the Western Roman Empire anon
>>121851361
What is DEI?
As for me, I place itMedieval 2 > Shogun > Rome 2
But that's mainly based around my own interest in the time-periods.
>>121851539
>""HOLY""
>""ROMAN""
>""EMPIRE""
>implying dirty Germans can continue the proud tradition of a Latin and Hellenic Roman Empire.
>>121850290
not by van dyck, therefore it's shit.
>>121832938
Yes, the arrows have a calculation to see how many people they hit in a volley. You'll take more hits overall but they'll be spread out between the two units.
>>121851559
Divide et Impera, it's an overhaul for R2. The most popular one I think. Basically makes shit how it should've been at launch and adds some interesting features, with an eye to historical accuracy.
>>121851638
>pic related
>Our Empire is after all the refuge of Roman wisdom!
>>121852063
Are you fighting slavs?
>>121852063
>Dirty German tribals thinking they are the refuge of Roman wisdom
>Dirty German tribals thinking they are more Roman than the TRUE ROMAN EMPIRE (eastern)
>>121851776
> Over 1700 units that have been fully customized with all new textures and models to match historical references for each faction. The amount of detail and research is something we pride ourselves on.
Isn't that many units a fucking mess though?
>>121852367
Nah there's a bunch of new factions and they all have fleshed out rosters. Plus they're all recruited from one or two buildings. It's not like that one Napoleon mod where there's so many units you can't see the unit cards when you're recruiting.
>>121852278
yeah I think they were Lithuanian pagans in this battle
>>121852358
TWCenter plz go
>>121852367
not him but it's truly a great mod- made me go from hating Rome 2 to appreciating it as one of the most fun TW games. The units are not a mess at all imo.
be a pleb like me though and download the english names submod. fuck trying to figure out ancient greek and bar bar names
>when ya boy runs off with half your army and you have to chase him around the Caucasus mountains for 10 turns
>>121841864
Age of Bronze is coming for R2
>>121852709
I was asking because western europeans thought the rus were perverts and gay because they bathed
>>121853258
haha really? I never got that. did western euros just go around stinking like horse shit all day erry day?
>>121853515
Yes. They thought being a dirty gross piece of shit was holy and thought rus were weird faggots because they took a bath once a week
Yes! God sends another demon back to the fires of hell!
kinda sad I never got to fight him but whatever. only good horsefucker is a dead horsefucker.
I'm guessing the game won''t be historically accurate and have most of the mongol horde leave for Mongolia to elect anew Khan
>>121853808
forgot your image again
>>121854108
No, he didn't, it would have violated GR 15 and, therefore, belongs on /mulp/ or /trash/
>>121853808
fuk can't belive I forgot the pic again
>>121854108
yeah I'm a moron
>>121854223
you made me laugh anon. good one
We Britons again, lad. Mod is XC, last time we were kicking the shit out of the Germans and praying the Romans don't come fuck us in the face.
playing EB1
getting bored of playing as rome
choose my faction /twg/ , and i will post campaign soon as it gets interesting
hm, how do you explain to the Christians that their holiest city is infested with the plauge
>>121854639
Baktria
>>121854504
Celts gonna Celt, I guess. Looking forward to strengthening my grip on Gaul.
>>121851361
>adds a ton of units (cool)
>makes upkeep way more expensive for the player
>adds so many insignificant factors that are impossible to keep track of that public order and income fluctuate every turn
not worth it for me desu
>have family member with "unhinged loon" trait
>bunch of other shitty traits
>think fuck it, expendable, want to give him a heroic death
>put him in my conqueror's army and basically treat the madman and his bodyguard as a suicide squad
>command them to do things like charge spearmen, heavy infantry, other generals head on
>he keeps fucking succeeding and winning
>madman is heavily scarred, sanguinary, just loaded up on HP traits
>his bodyguard has 3 silver chevrons and just keeps getting better with each fight
>actually kind of like the madman now
>>121854861
Just use a mod that disables the public order penalty from military presence.
>>121854970
HOL UP
>>121854706
heresy !
HoW do you pronounce ptolemaioi?
"Toe-lee-meow"?
Eventually I just started calling them Meow mix
>>121855073
HOL UP
>beheads christian
YOU SAYIN
>wears trousers
YOU SAYIN WE SUM
>lays ambush in teutonic forest
WE SUM FINNA
>immigrates to Rome
SUM MUFUGEN
>worships Wotan
SU SI SQUA?
>>121855417
Puh-toll-eh-miawo-ee
>2 year old son can't Secure Loyalty
useless cunt
>>121855424
>>wears trousers
>>121854970
that's one thing I love about Med 2 and Rome. you get these weird stories and characters you're attached to. Is it the same In Attila? I haven't played that game yet
>>121854970
the absolute madman!
>>121855967
Yes and no
The traits are there but are not the same as m2 or r1, they are more boring to call it that , there's not anything silly or ridiclous like before , also , just how they presented in the UI seems more of an after thought
>Horsefuckers
>when will they learn
The mongols are actually accepting peace treaties now. but now I won't rest until I've sent them back to their asian steppes
/twg/ is such a comfy general
hey guys, where's the best place to instal RTW to play EB? I have a windows 8.1 system and I've been experiencing some problems (errorless battle loading CTDs, mainly since first turn in romani campaign trying to besiege Taras)
>This character has left your faction for the following faction: Alanic Seperatists
>This character has left your faction for the following faction: Alanic Seperatists
>This character has left your faction for the following faction: Alanic Seperatists
>This character has left your faction for the following faction: Alanic Seperatists
>>121856970
>>121848916
19/25
On another note, is there a mod for Attila that lets you start as a smaller Roman state? I like the units, but I don't like starting as a big blob
There's a certain irony in chasing down dismounted horsefuckers with european mounted knights
I gotta admit, the mongols have some swag ass generals
>>121856383
>King Louis the Kekhold
>>121858287
when you see mongols run the other way
>that pic
jesus christ...
After a few huge batles were I suffered massive losses I'm actually pushing them back. I've almost conquered Persia and Armenia now
lel I think I found Gooks ancestor
>>121858964
There was an attempt, but your post came out 50 shades of fucked up
>>121857762
There's a mod that lets you play as Roman Britain.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=453101121
>>121858964
oh meant for
>>121858694
>>121860478
w-what?
>we will never get napoopan with a good engine and a world wide map
JUST
> EB
> no auto resolve campaign
im epruis, just started and one of my armies that was there on turn one was attacked
> out numberd
> not sure where the enemy is going to come from, so set up on a hill
> two levies spears in an outward facing v shape in front of general
> 2 light meele calvary hidden near by
> general , behind the levies back to the edge of the map
>so i wait for the enemy to show up, they eventually do and slowly march up to me
their general breaks off and literately looks he he is going to try to squeeze his unit into the few dozen yards between the back of my formation and the map edge
haha no
>so i send my general off to deal with him, now they are playing a game of tag, when they engage my general they start losing and run off, then turn around and try to engage again , rise and repeat,
>while this is going on, their infantry has reached my small formation, looks like they have a pike unit with them
> they send their 2 units of slingers up forward and start pelting my spears
>one of my hidden calvary charge out to heroically kill the slingers....
> ...and gets exterminated ...
so now im here....
>>121847059
The Franks accepted peace right off the bat, as we still had good relations.
We decide to carry on with our campaign of total genocide against the Rugians, who have taken the initiative in the war against us, and the Burgundians, who started all this shit.
The battle over the Burgundian capital was perhaps the bloodiest of my career in Total War.
4k vs. 4k, one side behind walls. We took their city with a brutal frontal assault, sending men in through the gates, a breach in the wall, and two siege towers.
The battle has been costly, but we can feel the Northern War drawing to a close. All that's left is to assault the poorly-defended Rugian capital, and we can return home to bonny ol' Britannia.
Cattios, heir to the throne and chief commander in the battle, travels up to the captured Burgund-hall to meet his father the king. The men celebrate and loot in the burned wreckage of the city below.
>>121854706
Explain that God is punishing them for allowing themselves to be lorded over by Barbarian usurpers and antipopes.
>>121862838
my cavalry regroup and turn around and engage their cavalry, and are winning, then my other hidden calvary charge out and fuck up the slingers
also our generals are still playing tag somewhere off in the distance
>>121863238
epic :^)
>>121856686
I think you're cute, too
n-no Hellene
>>121863548
I have a friend exactly like that
>brony
>TWinC
>/a/utist
>all his ideas are pretty anime
Nice guy, just the epitome of TWC
>>121863443
while was distracted by my calvary fighting their calvary and missiles, their general escaped and ran to the other side of the map,
so my general is now riding around behind their pikes to get into a position to charge them before they get close enough to fuck up my spears
hopefully they dont turn around at the last second and shish kabob my general like they frequently do in R2 and attila
>>121863561
Why does your kind always use emoticons, Heinrich?
>>121864365
why does your kind always lose important christian cities to muslims, Kostas?
>>121860727
>No candidate Lucius Artorius Castus
no fun
>>121864268
their general routes for some reason and their pikes end up sandwiched between calvary charges
the battle is over, i win
>>121864565
Good thing Berlin isn't a Christian city, or else you'd look right silly
Whoa! the cities in Medieval 2 can be fucking huge
>>121857762
>Being too much of a bitch to lead the WRE to glory
>>121864816
well there's this little country who worships a heretic sect of chritendom on the borders of europe which is once again failing at keeping the muslims out
>>121865176
>The original expression of Christianity
>heretic
>from the land that created Protestants, literally the most insane people on Earth
>>121865319
>Renouncing the Pope, Gods representative on earth
>not a heretic
pick one Stavros
>>121865564
catlicks aren't True Christians.
>>121865564
Your pope fellatiates Turks
>>121865621
>>121865741
enjoy an eternity in hellfire :^)
>>121865319
Nigga, you're thinking Mormons, and let's be real.
Both Protestants AND Catholics think Mormons are batfuck bonkers. It's like the one thing they both agree on.
They could be arguing over shit and one side could just resort to "Well at least I'm not a Mormon!" And the other side would be forced to agree.
>>121863054
The main killing zone.
>>121865795
I wonder who will burn; the Christians that try to resist kebab or the Christians that cannot resist a kebab's kebab.
>>121865851
Mormons would not be able to exist in a society that rejected sola scriptura. The clergy would say, with theological support, quit acting like a freak.
>>121860727
Thanks anon. Giving it a try now but I'm being ravaged from every angle but it'sfun
>>121866097
it won't be the Christians who still retain their holy city
a few battles in and im thinking EB1 might be a little easy
the last few battles iv been badly outnumberd , and using a only a combination of missiles and cavalry i still win, my infantry have barley even gotten involved
>>121866487
Then we all burn, considering your antipope's ideas
>>121865961
sieges in Attila can be fucking brutal
>>121866659
on one last note; its hard to put a finger on why but, even without any blood and gore, but pre-warscape carpets feel much more brutal then the ones in newer games with all their fancy blood and gore animations and effects
>>121864942
Yet still only have 4 roads and a central square with poor pathfinding
>>121868365
Pre-Warscape meatiness and weight of combat means soldiers fight from close distances and gang-up, meaning bodies really pile. Warscape battles are a hundred little scuffles across the map.
>>121868365
>>121868704
One thing I do miss, is one of the little details that just doesn't show up anymore , well if it does its too subtial for me to notice ,
When two units fight , the one that is losing is getting physicaly pushed back while the winning one is inching forward into their formation , hard to explain but you know what I'm talking about
Anyone have an idea of how well steam controller will play total war?
>>121869552
nobody in this thread will know what you're talking about.
>>121869830
Probably not well, TW does broad, fast mouse movements more than precise ones the steamtroller is built for
>>121869894
We all do, as a unit is chipped away, the winning unit advances on the other to surround them.
>>121869830
>Controller
>total war
>>121866895
to be quite honest I'm just enjoying the bantz. I'm neither German nor catlick
>>121868696
yeah I wish I could get clean charges with cav in cities. That's something I highly prefer in Shogun 2, R2 and Attila, the pathfinding in sieges is so much better
>>121869830
I can't imagine too well. You need to micro the mange the camera while make pretty precious movements.
>>121870076
Need to find a way to test it out.
>>121870169
Times are changing m8.
This is a chance for gaming on PC to become comfy and I'm not going to miss out.
>>121865961
Well, that's a new one for me.
The map shows that the Sassanids ate them, and they expanded all the way to Libya to do it.
In other news, Western Rome is reconsolidating her territory.
The Mediterranean is turning out history. It's a great time to start a-raidin'.
>>121870215
Micro the camera with stick and then do broad mouse movements with the touchpad.
>>121870176
and I'm an American with ancestry from the two most ludicrously Catlick nations outside Italy. kisses senpai <3
>>121870347
That's the thing though I usually don't do broad movements I want specific movements.
>>121869830
rome 2 was designed for controllers.
>>121870624
see
>>121870076
...Are you sure you are playing total war?
>>121870676
And by that so does Attila work for controllers. I don't see the problem with total war on the couch.
>>121870475
This is why I prefer murican time on /twg/ <3
>>121869830
All the cool things you could have put on your shield. and you settled for a fucking horizontal fish.
wew
Relatively new to Medieval 2, currently playing as the Spanish.
I managed to crusade and occupy Cairo, but I fucked up by not exterminating the population or bringing more than one cardinal with me and about 10 turns in everything has gone to shit. Public order keeps dropping thanks to squalor and Imams and my governor is on the verge of death from old age.
Should I just abandon the city and use my army to BTFO of the Moors instead?
>>121872821
always exterminate non catlicks anon.
if you can't secure egypt (the most important thing is securing the fortresses) then yeah abandon it and reconquista iberia instead
>>121872821
Nah senpai just sit inside Cairo and let the rebel scum attack you, then hire assassins to kill the Imams
>>121872652
This was a brutal fight.
>>121873374
>>121873472
I think I might abandon it, trying to maintain it has started to sink my economy. Was originally planning to use it as a launching platform into the Holy Land.
Can't even use assassins as all of mine are in Spain and I can't train any in Egypt.
>these scattershot slingers
jesus christ
are the other longbeard factions as fun as the burgundians?
>>121873609
>majority of army is full health
>brutal
>>121834172
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>>121873609
good thing we won't have battles like these in warhammer!
>>121876618
it didn't feel right
>>121832864
Try using steam screen shots.
>>121877121
>buying games
I'd rather not support CA's questionable business practices, thank you.
>>121835616
How is Master of Strategy? Do you recommend it?
>>121834172
Darth has no idea, he just mashed a bunch of mods together.
>>121842482
I just don't get that legionary type unit they get, with the javelins.
On the stats page it's good but in battle it's shit.
>>121851361
kek
how do I counter horse archer armies in medieval 2? They cut my forces in half before I even reach their lines
>>121877980
I wish he'd stop being ass hurt and finish the medieval 2 mod already. I really like the map but it's a nightmare having to avoid certain places because it'll take 20 moves to get out of them. Also having to wait 50 turns to build a castle is stupid too
>>121853515
>>121853713
I thought that was because they got it in their heads that bathing made you more susceptible to disease.
>>121879320
what country are you
>>121857137
Look for the fix that removes loading screen quotes.
>>121879531
No, they got it in their heads that being filthy was pious and they even thought certain diseases like leprosy were holy so some people even intentionally tried to catch it. They thought the rus were a bunch of effeminate perverts for bathing and the rus thought western europeans were gross smelly barbarians. I read about it somewhere but I'm too tired and lazy to dig up the article
>>121876618
Would be way too hard for us to handle
>>121877271
If I remember properly you can apply the steam overlay to non steam games and use the screenshots through there.
>>121880267
you're right, our puny goy brains could never micro that many units.
>>121879618
Well I was playing Byzantium in stainless steel. I did some custom battles and I guess I'll just have to stick with lots of archers and/or light cav and try to keep my lines in loose formation until I get close up
>>121836847
Most likely you're being raided from the ocean.
>>121868696
What I would've liked to have seen was regions of impassable buildings, then regions where the buildings worked like forests, except cavalry couldn't enter, then finally open roads. Using the attila idea, you can put up barricades to slow down infantry / stop cavalry. This is to reflect the idea that cavalry was pretty much useless in taking cities - it was mostly done through siege and infantry. Combined with putting archers / skirmishers inside the building regions, then it becomes a slog to butcher your way to the centre of the city. You could simply set the buildings on fire, damaging the settlement and avoiding those regions, or simply stroll up the streets, taking fire from the garrison. When combined with the morale effects of damage to cities and capturing important areas, I think it could give a real dynamic, desperate combat scenario.
Of course, we aren't going to gete that with Warscape pathfinding.
>the enemy has sallied out
>>121880426
How'd you get such a big map in Nappy?
>>121880428
artillery
>>121828808
I just reinstalled Medieval II for the first time in years, and I'm looking to play it with the Bellum Crucis mod
I installed 7.0, but it looks like there's no english translation for it yet anywhere (italian is difficult to piece through, and it sucks not being able to read the information cards for new units and added buildings)
I'm going to install 6.3 now, but judging from the forum it's posted on, I might have some trouble with applying the English language fix. Question is, should I expect to have any issue? And what'd you guys do to get this mod going on your ends?
I've read from you guys that this is one of the best historical mods for Medieval II, and I'm stoked to give it a go. Thanks in advance
