SWNL EDITION
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121563118
nth for ppd
)))
Please bring back puck
>>121590714
fuck off adrian
>>121590750
>MFW I thought no team would ever surpass oldSecret
>MFW newSecret already did
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
post your favourite
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>121590881
Yep, Envy brings more choke potential
>>121590881
Have they win 5 consecutive LANs already?
>>121588103
>that UI
God, I miss old times, and modding in general.
>>121590930
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121590930
Windranger
Brewmaster
Beastmaster
>>121590890
STOP DOING THIS TO MY DICK
>>121590956
Every game is more exciting because 3 new people on Secret are highly skilled and have no ego to hold them back so Puppey moves them around like chess pieces, while Envy is the chaotic factor that means every game is a tense contest of whether Puppey and his crew can carry hard enough that EE can't throw
>>121590930
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>OG
>tfw you will never spoon with the Puppan
>30 to 9
>can't push HG
nice game dotards
>>121591224
o good plis no
>suddenly the Summit4 is a big LAN when OG is losing
stupid kids here...
>>121591324
>can't even qualify for a meme lan
>best mid
>best carry
>best position 5/captain
>best offlaner
>decent position 4
is there any team that can best new eg?
>>121591224
>delete
wut
>>121591324
They did the same thing yesterday
When OG was losing the thread was going mad and calling them shit and saying Navi was back.
When Navi started losing the thread was silent and didn't discuss the game
Someone please for the love of god just put kotleguy's out of his misery with a bullet to the head.
>>121591324
the summit is a meme lan, it literally doesnt mean anything
>>121591469
me
IT'S HAPPENING
get ready for quality gaming experiences.
>>121591469
yea an actual LAN
>>121591503
TI > 7 digit lans > honeypot lans > shit > memelans (summit)
Pick me.
>people actually care about og
they will literally never make the final of a lan
you are better moving to secret / eg or vg / ehome
>>121591469
I might just know how to destroy this team just give me one more Lan to try some new things out.
>pick ancientstealer
>stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
Reminder that n0lans has not, and will not win a LAN
>>121591469
Alliance, easily.
>rtz the living meme vs loda the living legend
>s4 the best mid and the best captain in one package vs the saltshaker and the designated paki boy
It will not even be a contest.
>>121591610
>deleting your post
XD
>>121591610
>>121591224
Only change in these pictures are the "Delete" button is now missing.
Does Valve literally shill on /d2g/?
>>121591610
>>121591471
>delete
what did he mean by this?
>>121591682
Its just betfags hyping up this shit team so they can rake in money from delusional nolan fangays
>>121590930
qop, brewmaster, morphling
>>121591610
>today
>isnt X hours ago
Senpai ...
>>121591734
yes
>>121591682
I seriously don't get it. They win a bunch of online games and suddenly everyone starts thinking they're not a meme.
wheres my zeus arcana
>>121591707
>loda "win lan after ti3 before you talk" kekberg
>>121591734
>>121591762
>stupid kids falling for html edits
Will summer ever end?
Every game same fucking picks
>le doom
>le sf
>le wr
>le dusg :DDD
Fuck those meme heroes, if you play on of those you should consider suicide.
>>121591963
Alliance won a few lans after TI3, whenever they played C9 in a final.
>>121592031
>Stupid manchild falling for the pretending to be retarded bait
Fucking hell, ez (you)
Secret is a shit name for team
>>121592031
>fast html edits include placing icons and changing positions of data tables
k
the villain is your son
kill him or nuke the commonwealth
>>121590930
Light Mage
Raynor
Mech
>>121592196
tnt in the house senpai
>>121592196
>>>/tv/ or /v/
>>121592196
thats so cute
>>121592196
Kill him, why should I spare some cunt just because we're blood related.
>>121592058
I'm the guy picking Necro in most of my games, getting mad at shitters who come to my lane with another core hero and expect me to support.
>>121592279
Not as cute as you
What are the best heroes that can be good cores and good supports?
I can balance every hero, every item and every feature of dota in 15 minutes. Try me.
>>121592127
Who the fuck said it was fast?
And the delete button with icon is ONE line in html, which you just need to copy-paste from any post you made yourself
>changing data tables
What the hell are you talking about?
Are you just trying to sound smart?
>>121592438
earth spirit for cm
MUST BE VIABLE AND BALANCED
>>121592438
Invoker
>>121592326
Vengeful Spirit
Venomancer
Wraith King
Naga Whore
Traxex
>>121592465
Bro, just give me the name of your drug dealer. I need to smoke what you are smoking
@121592552
>Traxex support
love this meme
>>121592552
Oh and Windrunner.
how is it balanced that Windrunner can instantly lockdown and delete a six-slotted carry with only 3 items (blink aghs daedalus)
>>121590591
>secret 1.0 will be remembered as the strongest team in dota history; the team that berely ever lost and wasn't afraid of playing every tournament
based
@121592773
>he doesnt ERP as slutty drow in ally chat to keep morale up
commit seppuku senpai
>>121592828
Don't worry soon her ult will cost 200 mana on level 1 again
>>121592487
Can no longer pull allies with E.
Q is now a mini stun instead of a full blow 2.25 seconds.
>>121592496
Invoke is an innate ability from level 1, with the standard 5 seconds cd. Mana cost is 5% of your base. No ranks, 7 points in q/w/e as usual, gets 4 points in stacks he is free to choose from.
>>121590930
>le balanced ogre wizards of multicasting
>le balanced pathblocking bovine
>le balanced game pausing fitness purple man
>>121592395
alchemist, tusk, undying, tiny, lina,
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121592853
They will be remembered as chokers, because that's what they were.
History is written by the victors.
>>121592828
six slotted carry with no defensive items dies during lockdown?
totally unbalanced eh
>>121592828
She can only focus one guy and gets fucked over by 1 single stun or a mkb?
>>121592314
But Necrophos is an INT hero, therefore, a support
>>121593059
The name is NecroLYTE
Fogged seems like a chill guy desu
>>121592058
Man I remember when this image was a thing
>>121592992
>History is written by the victors.
>>121590881
>newSecret already did
so where are the results
Moon's ds is scary
How do you even lose with this hero
>>121593213
Just revert the order
>>121592773
>Huge constant slow
>Zero aggro when harassing
>Huge range near-instant AoE displacement and silencing spell
>Permanent global damage buff for all allies
>Active global damage buff for every unit when pushing
>Natural agilitu ultimate means can focus on support items and have decent stats
>>121592992
B A S E D
>>121593021
>>121593010
honestly she's no different from aghs lina in the last patch
she does way too much damage with way too few items, she's clinkz with a 3.75 second stun on two heroes and free evasion. that shit's not balanced
just cause she's single target doesn't mean she isn't imba, she's like doom or lina in that she can just instantly fuck up the enemy carry and then your team can clean up, except she also can manfight with with windrun and is a beast in the laning stage too
>>121592992
>>121593387
>patch team
>winners
your days are gone NAshit : )
>>121593361
>normal skill
did Orthopedic Gamers really win game 1 or is BTS bullshitting me again?
>>121593551
>expecting BTS to do their job
pls upboat, gib gold so i can bribe icefrog to 3k
>>121593521
>golf
>kids
>mother in law
>working out
>hangover
>prom nigth
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEE
>>121593551
>>121593592
FOGGED JUST ANSWERED
SHOW YOURSELF IOANNIS I KNOW YOU'RE BROWSING
>>121593387
that is absolutely two penises.
>nofail
>>121593802
>>121593637
>triple digit mmr
Trash camera work holy shit he dove the dazzle for 5seconds no jokes
>>121593241
>1st place WCA EU 2015
>1st place MLG world finals
>1st place Nanyang championships
>2nd place ESL One NY
Soon
>1st place Frankfurt Major
>1st place Summit 4 once people meme them in
>1st place WCA 2015 main
>>121593873
YEA bruh i'm down in the trenches where the real shit happens. who knows whats goin on down here? not me bruh not me
>>121590881
where did oldSecret place at ti5 again? it must have been high since they were so hard to surpass
>>121593637
>1 player has a tp and lesh has BoTs
>2 out of 10 persons have a tp
Holy fuck
>>121593946
The Major isn't a honeypot LAN, so they won't win that. They'll probably win the other two though(If they don't disband)
>>121594048
Egos brought them down. Even the most talented team by a mile can lose if a couple of their guys start fighting amongst themselves.
>>121594048
you should really level lighting storm before level 21 desu senpai
>>121594174
>The Major isn't a honeypot LAN, so they won't win that.
But Alliance will.
>implying frankfurt final won't be OG vs Alliance
>>121594252
it's a useless ability.
>>121594174
>honeypot
What is this new meme? Last I checked honeypot was a trap set by the FBI to lure criminals
>>121594276
Fun fact: Alliance has a 33% winrate against Team Secret, making them the #1 most successful team at facing Team Secret. Everyone else is worse.
That has to be a map hack
I don't think resolution played AA since 2012 desu
>>121594364
A honeypot LAN is a trap set by tournaments organizers to lure meme teams into showing their strats and picks to everyone else for study
>>121593637
you have a lot of grinding until actual 3k
you also shouldnt assume that youre on a 3k level just because you can beat sub 1kers because those people are literally retarded and click their skills and shit
>>121594104
dude i shouldn't have played ranked as soon as i unlocked it
>>121594483
i don't think i'm ready for 3k yet actually, i'm just makin wise cracks.
>>121592828
>Windrunner can instantly lockdown
stop standing behind your carry?
>>121594671
yeah seriously
when youre in like sub 1k playing hard carries/pushers is the way to go, then climbing up to 2k just play omni and babysit your retarded ass carries. from then on out you put your game face on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dszZl8Rc30
>This is the people you associate yourself with when you call yourself a dota fanNice la
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>121594845
honestly i'm just spamming riki and ratdota shit like 8 minute huskar aegis until 2k.
Summit 4 baby, here we go!
Why isn't fogged cating at frankfurt? He's pretty good and i think he's half peruvian so maybe even akke would be okay with that.
>>121595070
i like him but he needs to stop doing other things (eating, yawning, drinkin) while casting
it's obnoxious
>>121595070
>i think he's half peruvian so maybe even akke would be okay with that.
>>121595145
>yawning
?
how the fuck did empire lose game1 i literally left after they had like 15k and one lane of raxes at minute 20...
>n0tail can't play carry.
d2g WRONG YET AGAIN.
>>121595318
He yawned during game 1 mid sentence
like a loud one
>BTS forcing OG to drop the first game to make the series more interesting for the audience
how is this even allowed?
>>121595367
they didn't, in game score is wrong
>>121595443
>n0lans can win some games against an inconsistent tier 2 slav team
Great player you got, fucboi.
>>121595443
Not when it matters
>>121595535
OG literally never wins game 1.
>only envy streams
>ember marathon 24/7
what a fucking dead game
NO GOOD STREAMS
>>121595443
lmfao
>>121595535
more viewers equals more prizepool, goy!
don't you want a bigger prizepool?
oy vey tal explain them I don't understand how -you can survive with these schmucks around
>>121595497
ok but what's your problem with that
>>121593946
Good God, I want to ravage the fuck out of that man.
>>121596053
he's doing a commentary, he's not on the couch with me and a beer
>>121596180
its a yawn, a literal reflex
Holy shit, these threads are dying.
>>121590591
assblasted russians everywhere
>>121596782
calm before the storm..
>>121596782
What do you expect when some 3k shitters keep spamming shitty memes like "honeypot lan"
EE on stream said he's gonna use his beyblade blowjob technique. What does that involve?
>>121596782
>nobody wants to play because the game is shit
>more and more people are drinking the "only EG and Secret are worth watching" koolaid
>super crappy shitposting from australians and animeshits running unchecked
Wonder why.
Who /high roller/ here?
>be tiny
>ally with rubick same line
>"yes, easy kills!"
>rubick lifts and pushes people away you and you miss your stun
and shit happened 3 times. I wish valve gave us the option to leave game with no consequences like once a month
>>121597002
you try to give a moving beyblade a blowjob
>>121597219
You get 1 abandon a week or so
>tfw quarry 2 settle
>>121597002
Let it rip
>>121597328
really? it gets reduced?
>>121597375
Tony used to be so happy. What happened?
>>121597004
>things that never happened
jesus christ EG is even considered bad now with RTZ are you high or jsut retarded?
>>121597382
Yeah, I see that.
>>121597472
I never said it was true, just there are more fantards than before that refuse to watch anything else
>>121597650
Nothing compared to the times of Alliance & Navi.
>mash all three razes in order
>'so many mindgames'
okay kotlguy
what a beast
>>121597517
>Kripparian gets good dice roll in RNGstone.gif
>>121596782
/vg/ threads are always shitty circlejerks that go unchecked because mods don't go snooping through 600 posts of autism and nobody reports blatant shitposting due to each general being a "tight-knit" community
>>121598025
how come /d2g/ generals aren't circlejerks
>>121596782
If we're at it, can you guys help me with my math homework?
There's a mystery number equal to 2^2 * 11 * 37 * 10^(-2) * 1%
Can you tell me what this number is?
>general
lmao more like private amirite
>>121598114
Come back in 9 hours or so when australia wakes up
Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door, the leather club is 2 blocks down
>>121596782
I heard /d2g/ was the most popular general by far...?
>>121598243
FUCK YOU
reminder, this game is dying!
thanks to hundreds of 'balance' changes like SF half ult on death, this game will never be high skill ever again!
>>121598114
But they are, just with no tripfags.
Two steamfags have a conversation about how their lonely NEET days went and this can go on for 10 posts without anyone saying a word to them them.
>>121597004
to be fair there are only like 4 good teams out there right now and the rest are tier 2 and below
>>121598391
Tier 2 dota is still entertaining. Slav dota in particular.
>>121598116
I think I have your mystery number!
>>121598296
No fuck YOU leather man
Why is Sc2gen here?
Why is Rubick so jittery?
>team falling apart since heropick
>people reporting eachother before first creepwaves even spawn
>safelane totally fucked
>but we have sf mid and he kills everyone and we win
>next game
>wr in our mid
>she kills everyone and we win
Balanced
I think that shows why ppy wanted miracle instead of w33 desu
what a baller
imagine ppy's enchantress/chen with that
>>121598696
The two people from sc2gen probably got lonely
>wake up
>kotlguy still exists
>>121599225
>hating our guy
>>121598287
I'm pretty sure it is, if you don't count Fallout/Undertale Generals, which will die in about a month.
>>121599330
kotlguy scares me sometimes
>>121599330
Deny yourself my man .
>>121598287
Once upon a time it was
>ee ember
>>121599225
When did he even start casting, I thought he was a statsguy or was that some other k-guy?
How do I pub it up with this guy?
Will secret ever win a non honeypot lan?
>>121599623
Press Q
Press W
>>121599581
i think you mean kpoptosis
>>121590930
Storm
Doom
Naga
>>121599623
>use shield on yourself
>get close to enemy
>hit them with mist coil
>shield pops
>if you're in lane partner has stun/slow finish them
I build Phase Boots on him. Some suggest getting Vlads but i don't see the point so i straight go for S&Y
>>121598739
>>people reporting eachother before first creepwaves even spawn
literally how do you even manage that
>>121599640
Will n0lans ever win a lan whose prizepool is higher than 100000 keks.
>>121596782
Dota is dying. What did you expect?
I haven't played this game in over a year.
who 3.5k here?
>>121600212
Will n0lans ever win a lan?
>>121600223
why do you come to this thread if you don't play the game?
i still don't understand why people think this game is going down the shitter anyway. it's the same as it ever was and i love it
>>121600093
A guy went full retard in picking stage and people started arguing, it's dota baby.
>>121600315
does playing exclusively in HS bracket count as 3,5k?
>>121598558
not really
>>121600404
>newfags
Ayy lmao
>>121599986
>use shield on myself
>run towards enemy
>enemy runs away
>Shield pops, steals last hits from my lane partner maybe and pushes the lane up, does not hit enemy hero
>I just wasted a ton of mana and pushed the lane up (unless I purposely run into the trees or something) to bully them out of maybe 2 last hits
Seems like either they're playing a lane that can manfight you when you run at them, or they're not, so they just duck out and maybe pop the shield with 600 range autoattacks.
>only pick doom and bounty hunter
>win every game
Explain this dotards
>>121600212
?
what does nolan have to do with the fact secret is incapable of winning non-bait lans?
>>121600315
>going aghs on outhouse decorator
Please no
It's so fucking bad
If it imprisoned first and then calculated damage it would be usable.
>>121600404
you poor young thing...
>>121600404
>he's a subhuman gameshitter
daily reminder that
>dota2
>/vg/
>/d2g/
ALL EXIST FIRST AND FOREMOST FOR _ESPORTS_
>>121600315
give me the dotabuff.
this has to be fake.
>>121600404
>it's the same as it ever was
it's actually sad that there are dotards in this thread right now who don't know how good this game used to be
why is dire SF not as good as radiant?
>>121600912
stacks
>>121600912
Because you can't meme raze stacks in between creep waves
>SF has been first pick/ban for like 5 patches now
holy shit i wish icefrog would just nerf him to the ground so i dont have to see that faggot anymore
CIS bros, anyone got free link for the faker movie?
>I would bang her (winter wyvern) - KOTLguy
>I would bang her (winter wyvern) - KOTLguy
>I would bang her (winter wyvern) - KOTLguy
Literally out guy!
>>121600750
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1921251440
Luna was raging whole match in all caps. In the end he just said "I learn from my mistakes stfu"
>>121601074
sf has become one of the most boring heroes to watch and play
>>121601074
GLOBAL
COOLDOWN
>>121601074
I just want the meta to be at a point where no one is crying bans for shit. I love this game to death but I can't stand how often it fucking fundamentally changes because of hero nerfs
>>121601074
>nerfing the hero closest to the point of perfect balance
ALL THE FARM
kotl guy is so fucking shit, god i hate him
>>121601074
>Nerfing a Hero that is only playable in one side of the map
>>121601262
>absolutely merder SF in lane
>he goes to the jungle for 30 seconds and is now top net worth
>balanced
lmao
>>121600315
you'd think this kind of shit would stay in 2k and not 3.5k
>>121601320
Who is the co-caster?
He is just as bad
Have you ever been so excited you stand up?
>notail brood
empire pls
>>121601262
TA is the hero closest to the point of perfect balance
>this fake hype
kill me already please
>wow invoker i'm so excited wow
>WOW NOTAIL BROOD WOOW XDD
>>121601128
>match ended before he even lvl'd his ult
>Last pick Brood.
Is there any moment in game that is more "FUG :DDDD" than this?
>>121590714
>>121601475
>hating on fogged
are you gay or something?
>>121601458
>SF missing from the map
>smoke gank him in the jungle
wow that was hard!
>>121601647
I'm pretty sure gay people like Fogged because of his voice and looks
>>121601734
he looks like horseshit though ?
>>121601636
>pugna, puck and pheenix are lolis in some alternate universe
>you were born in the worn universe
fugg
>5 days till rtz plays his last tournament with eg
LETSSS GOOO SENPAI'SSSSSSSSSS
>>121601658
>in the 10 seconds it takes you to get people smoked and there he has already cleared a quad stack of big creeps and can get a double kill with ult when you gank him
nice try kid
wow, de dusg did a REALLY good play, he bought an item in the LAST SECOND of the match which saved the gam,e. i think he's not an overpowered hero, he just takes lots of skill to play. the best bit was when his team helped to take out ember spirit, but instead ofj oining in to help the kill, he already knew it was got, so he used his ice shards to help move the middle lane. this in the end bought his team closer to the objective, causing them to win. he is really the best garry, he wins the game through different to normal means.
>>121601774
it's ok
>>121601920
oops. "wrong", not "worn"
sorry
>>121602050
???
>>121601980
It's actually infuriating how true this post is. It's so fucking hard to outfarm SF because his raw damage output is insane and he becomes that much better when the enemy team's supports know what they're doing
>>121602039
i like this meme
