>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>121514839
What should I eat...
dead thread desu senpai baka
@121563383
cum, like you eat everyday
>>121563383
mydick
>this is balanced
reminder that this game is dying slowly
>>121563118
I remember playing an omniknight PA lane when I still learning the game, it was fun to try out different ways to do it, like whether to heal then repel, repel and wait for her as a blink strike target.
it reminded me of how I learned invoker, memorising the spells then figuring the little ? button would show me the combos.
>>121563547
>>121563547
reminder that overwatch will take overalso next patch will probably kick start it for a month or two like always
>tfw you will never spoon with the Puppan
>Played my first game as Meepo today
>Pic related happens
Epic game Valve
>>121563014
wat the fuck is this item
>>121563780
I imagine you looked something like this when you came up with this idea.
How is this general actually the worst thread on this entire website consistently? How is it worse than /mu/? How is it worse than modern /v/ or modern /a/? How is it worse than any incarnation of /b/ even?
good night sweet prince
Am I imagining things or are people really wanting a 1:1 trade for that compendium Shadow Shaman set for an Arcana?
>>121564102
>/ksg/
>/scv/
>>121564102
is mu really that bad?
>>121554718
>worst hero in the game
that would be treant
>tfw no tall cute boyfriend to teach me to be good and carry me and watch pro games with me
why live
>>121564249
can't be worse than /lit/ after I found out what "subvocalizing" is. I can't believe there's fedora tipping for how you read too.
>will be less than 15k (or 10k for yuros) per person after taxes and cyborgmatt / etc's cut
>actually players likely get no cut of the paltry winnings due to their literal muslim owner (lol yuros is this a joke?)
>had to fly overseas and reveal all their strats
>meanwhile other teams are winning millions without having to travel
hell of a honeypot lan
>>121564579
Yeah, that's why EG will sandbag, they will save strats for TI, guys!!!
Which super epic surprise performer will Valve hire for the Frankfurt majors?
>>121564546
i frequent mu just for the kpg
alsoadelaide? wanna play sometime?
>>121564374
>all that vision
>good ass stun
>heals to heroes and towers
That isnt elder titan
>>121564659
People who dont root for chinese teams only sorta gross me out
ee found a way
>that awkward moment when Secret will win their 4th lan in a row
Imagine if this current Secret was at TI5 instead of the old one with that kid from Alliance and RTC
>6.84
>gulag laughs at me for picking slardar
>he gets minor buff in 6.85
>OMG OUR BOY SLARDAR
explain this dotards ?
>>121564114
>introduced: silveredge
>>121565143
Slardar was always gud.
>>121565143
slardar sucks dick
>>121564828
et at least damages or heals in teamfights
with glimmer capes no one gives a fuck about overgrowth
literally the worst heal in the game, and goes irrelevant after 10 minutes
worst slow, invis is probably his most valuable tool.
et at least deals and amplifies damage, treant can't even do his basic job which is sustain
>>121565096
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>121565096
Affordable mass-market release when?
>>121565517
like next year probably
How do I terrorblade
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>121565656
Micro illusions to farm/harass, meta to solo push towers, rinse repeat, win at 45:xx.
can somebody explain the strategy behind a nyx aghs build?
im a little late to it, my familia
>>121565656
radiance, manta, octa
>>121565842
>Gayboyen:"icefrog stop working on your side projects and work on dota like we pay you to"
>Icefrog:"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
the next day 30 heros had ags upgrades with no real benefit and leshrac is beyond OP for the next 6 months
like look at this shit "Added Aghanim's Scepter upgrade to Weaver: reduces the cooldown of Timelapse to 20 seconds and allows Timelapse to target allied heroes. 1000 cast range"
what is this game even lmao
is anyone else here shadowbanned? pic related. :<
>>121566362
You're queueing for captains mode you mong
>inb4 b8
>nahaz will never be your dad
;_;
jej
>>121566362
What do you do to get shadowbanned
Is it just getting reported oh so many times or some shit?
>>121566362
>cm mode, one server, middle of the night
damn son, you one stupid motherfucker
Who can stop them?
I need to breed Traxex
even during normal times of the day i still can't get games (typically a 45+ min queueuee. also the timer stops at 99. this happens quite a bit.
>>121566646
secret
>>121566646
>>121566791
fuck off arthur
>>121566634
sorry :(
>>121566646
I fucking hate this place
alright dotards
since dead thread
8 decides what i avatar in steam profile next
>>121566957
first image you get when you google 'dank dota meme'
>>121566957
the best main character of the best game of a good series
>>121566957
>>121566957
My current one
>>121566957
dota logo
>>121566928
>tfw I can't concentrate when I play Brood because I get turned on and have to masturbate
I pretty much afk 20 mins just to look at that spider
>>121566957
>>121566957
a high quality picture of your face
guys i have an honest question.
why did EG shoot themselves in the foot letting go of AUI2k?
>>121567270
i sometimes pop a boner due to Auroth's voice
>>121567145
I don't get it
>>121567289
But I am ugly..
>>121566503
Feed couriers every fucking game nonstop or walking mid feeding with an auto clicker/macro in 4 games or feeding intentionally a certain played 6 games in a row
>>121567270
I have a spider fetish too anon. Lucky for me, I'm aromantic.
>be low health on Slardar
>nerd is chasing you
>suddenly turn back
>amp his shit up
>bash him to death
Is there a more satisfactory way of killing your opponents ?
>>121567270
MOTHER CUMSSSSS
>>121566072
Weaver Aghs is hilarious.
>>121566957
tfw no bf
>>121566957
doritos
>>121567326
Because he was annoying and stressed everyone the fuck out.
>>121567449
Have you ever sun struck a bloodseeker at the door of his fountain with no vision? I have. Have you ever done it multiple times in a game?
I have.
>>121566957
>>121566957
LOL NO WINRAR YET
fucking weak dotards suck at prng
gonna roll this
>>121567453
>>121566957
>>121566957
>there are people who haven't embraced hotd remote farming yet
>no halcyon boots
>no force boots
why?
>win dota
>kick your best player
>replaced with a team killer
EVIL GENIUS INDEED
>>121567625
it's like a pastel picture
>>121566957
Cats
>>121566957
a picture of (You)
>>121566957
desu
>>121566957
>>121566957
>>121566957
MEMES
>>121567691
>>121567627
>>121567625
>>121567553
>>121567515
>>121567486
>>121567435
>>121567289
>>121567284
>>121567140
>>121567117
>>121567087
>>121567041
>>121567036
>>121567732
>>121567719
even though no one got 8 yet
here's your (You)'s
hard mode:wont take double rolls :^)
>>121566957
sheever <3
>>121566957
>still no 8>tfw this gets the 8, I look like a toss, but anon gets cropped porn as his avatar
>>121566957
Are we getting anywhere yet?
>>121567832
I'LL HELP YOU RETARD
>>121567637
What do you mean? Which creeps would you choose to farm with that the enemy team won't just blow up?
I do think HotD for getting Satyr Banishers is extremely underrated. The only comparable source of purge is Diffusal, which is limited.
>>121566957
>>121567908
So does this guy win?
>>121566957
>behindtheschedule
>>121567886
>>121567873
>>121567851
>>121567820
>>121567794
>>121567915
>>121567783
>>121568109
lol winrar, here are your free (You)s
>>121567908
>>121567886
keep the cropped, drawn child porn in /b/ please
reported
>dc qualified to a lan
top 2 na?
>>121566957
>>121568192
>bing
>>121568192
Stupid dumb, normie scum.
>>121568192
>internet explorer
>>121567913
>What do you mean? Which creeps would you choose to farm with that the enemy team won't just blow up?
any creep with 50+ damage or equivalent piercing damage
they all have 1400 hp now
troll memelord is the best for last hitting but any big creep can do it fine
>The only comparable source of purge is Diffusal, which is limited.
lotus orb?
>>121568192
>9gag
>how to take a screenshot
>ie
literally how newis this bait? you call this bait
Sadly this game will die soon. Not because it's not fun (it is) or because it's too hard (it isn't) or even because it's just too different a game to be popular.
No, it will die because of the sheer mismanagement by Valve. RIP dota, you were too good for this world.
>>121568197
>summit 4
>real lan
>>121568251
>lotus orb?
Can't Lotus Orb enemies. I consider buying HotD against Omniknight now, when before I was practically forced to buy Diffusal. Similarly it's good against Silencer and costs half as much as Lotus Orb or Greaves, and doesn't put you in the air for 3 seconds like Eul's.
>>121568294
You mean getting more and more jewish to try to milk the playerbase is a wrong thing to do?
THINK OF THE TWO DEVELOPERS WHO WORK ON THIS GAME
DO YOU THINK THEY CAN BEAR TO ONLY OWN ONE YACHT?
YOU MONSTER
where are Yao and Xiao8?
>>121567908
yeah
im not taking that
its not replied to the OP
4 decides what i get
>>121568230
>>121568231
>>121568240
>being so new you literally dont know the "le funny tabs on screenshot" meme
back to reddit with you faggots
>>121568192
>Go fun yourself
>FUN
>F
>U
>N
>>121568064
nah, see >>>121568454
>>121568506
>being so new that you respond to those posts
back to ebaumsworld faggot
>>121568404
LGD, where the winners go.
I just want Timber to be viable so I can spam hm every game.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR YOU SHITTY TOAD.
>>121568394
I don't even think the Jew thing is a problem. Tencent is far more jew yet LoL remains the most popular video game in the world.
I just think Valve is retarded.
>>121568506
>Imblying I called you a normie because of le funny tabs
You bait tab skills are weaksauce anyway.
You lack creativity.
Sylar is literal garbage
Reminder that SWNL
Whowon?
>>121568697
Le balanced demon man
>>121568581
It's losing players tho
and it's only stuck around for so long because people don't want to learn a new game / play for their friends
>>121568697
le balanced Keen in a suit
>>121568697
the team with 3x the tower damage you retard
>>121568374it doesn't do shit against global silence, you can probably figure out why
>>121568697
le balanced fixer of many fuck ups
>>121568757
>4 different demon mans in the game
>2 of them are extremely balanced
???
Why the fuck did they invite Winter to the major?
Why the fuck is reddit crying about him not being on the panel?
Why the fuck is Keklguy there?
>>121568904
misogyny
#pray4sheever
>>121568839
Oh right.
>>121568920
Fucking Valve are a bunch of misogynistic faggots who can't appreciate strong women :/
Reminder that Dusty "Destructible Rocks At Every Expansion" Browder beat Icefrog in absolute madman department
>>121568904
the real question is why is there no women
#dotahateswomen
>Secret weapon X!
>X!!!
>MMY
Based
>>121568965
>sheever will never manhandle you
jdimsa
>>121569041
what're we watching senpai?
>>121569147
I'm not your senpai you fucking little shit.
>>121566957
>wordfilter is still on
baka desu senpai
who's the most fit hero?
>slasher quitting was just a publicity stunt
classic
>>121569239
ur mum senpai
>>121569147
EHOME vs LGD bo5 at BTS
>>121569278
who?
>>121569239
Explain this shit d2g, I see it a lot
>hero with huge team fight ult
>uses huge team fight ult
>huge team fight ult has been used
>other team focuses hero that used big team fight ult
What does this accomplish? Veno threw his shit out already, what is gained from focusing him down after the fact instead of another hero that's actually doing something still.
>>121569557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA
this desu
>>121569557
>>explain this
you're sub 2k mmr
>>121569557
to teach them that actions have consequences
plus veno is usually squishy as fuck so its an easy kill
now when people focus tide after a ravage you're in trouble
>>121569663
I'm actually4400
>people complain about no new hero in 11 months.
>I still haven't played Winter Wyvern yet
>>121569683
>actions have consequences
is this a meme im unaware of? ive seen this thrown alot
>>121569753
it's not a meme anon, it's life
go outside sometime
>>121568982
>starcraft will never be good again
hold me
>>121569715
i have 1400 matches and theres still dozen champs which i havent played in matchmaking
>>121569778
>it's life
i know
but ironically i heard this phrase fromr9kso was just wondering
the little mmr box indicates the highest mmr in your team right?
Dead thread
Dead game
>>121569889
yes..
What heroes should I try out?
>>121569889
retard
>undying is balanced
said no one ever
>>121569994
everyone of them except Aba and DS Seer, both of them are boring as fuck
lmao core AA
>>121569582
I have seen that video all of once before, maybe a year or 2 ago and I can recognise the thumbnail.
>>121569917
Wheres the full image you fuck
>>121570158
You can find it where that guy got it from.
>>121570059
>dusa
>not as boring or even more than DS and abbadabadoo
>rape early game
>completely useless by 10 minutes
why is UD still picked
>>121568578
6.86: timber get an extra Chakram for every ags he has
thank me later
>>121570158
took me 3 seconds to find
>tfw no gf cosplaying as lina
Why is there so little /u/ art and so much /y/ art?
>>121570312
ags
>>121570312
>get aghanims
>every person hit by decay is 1000g poorer
>buy ticket
>cant watch in game
How can bts get away with this
>>121566957
Has there been no reply with an 8 yet
>>121569557
>people surviving through blachole
>>121569715
POST EM
>blackhole
>no hype
Nice la
>winter's co-caster is barely audible
how do they keep getting away with this
>>121570701
Its nanyang fault though
>13% winrate AA lel.
Anyway. Played every single hero.
is Sylar playing with one hand?
like he can't legitimately be this shit two games in a row
@121570756
reported
>>121570609
>>121570756
>those slark and huskar winrates
I have brought shame to my famiry
Do people trilane in ranked a lot
>>121570484
non yet
are you blind
>>121570756
>wangblows 10
>leddit
>watching on twitch instead of livestreamer
>all that botnet
wew lad >>>/reddit/
>>121570426
Well maybe stop browsing /y/ so much and browse /u/ you fucking retard.
@121570756
>normal skill
>barely 50% wr
honestly kill yourself, reported
>>121570609
you know its funny im 5k mmr with 5k recorded games played and i STILL only have a vague understanding of what oracle actually does
>tfw no sjw hero
>>121570986
Mio is shit lads
>CN Dota
lmao
https://twitter.com/babyolingg/status/662936195433824256
>>121571202
RIP
>>121571139
>what is lc
>muh strong independant wymyn
>>121571202
>18 year old manager
rip in piss
Post favourite
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>n0tail is shit
>OG is shit.
Uh...................dotababs?
>>121571370
>play against shitter teams
>win more games than you lose
>still win 0 LANs
xd
>>121571365
Storm
Doom
Naga
>>121571370
Yeah but where the lan wins at senpai?
>>121571365
DS
ES
FV
>>121571370
>going unbeaten online
wew
>>121571421
>>121571514
>>121571552
>been together for 3 months
>attended 1 lan.
>epic n0lan guys hahaha!
You're all actually retarded.
>>121571365
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121571365
Crystal Maiden
Wisp
Mirana
>>121571594
So, how many LANs did he win again?
>>121571662
Someone likes being bored
>>121571674
He didn't win Honeypot irrelevant no name LANS that is for sure.
>>121571662
>>121571661
>>121571534
>>121571428
do you actually think some one is reading your posts or some shit? wtf are you doing?
>>121571365
Ursa
Zeus
Wisp
>>121571698
And how many major, relevant LANs did he win throughout his entire career?
>>121571594
>been together for 3 months
>attended 3 lans, in thr grand finals for all three
>won 2
>epic secret guys hahaha!
You're actually retarded
>>121571719
Do you think anyone is reading your posts in general
Why do you even bother posting anywhere at all as an anonymous
To Post nr.121571719
thanks for free (you) desu senpai
>>121569715
>not playing the best support hero in the game
What the fuck scrub?
>>121570943
Tri-offlane with lina, ogre and kotl. Smoke for free kill at rune, then tower dive with infinite stun+nuke combo. End game pre 30 minutes.
>>121571078
He did* harm to heal, but now he doesnt fucking do anything. Thanks coldtoad, bitch.
>>121571719
clearly you are reading their posts if your replying to them
>>121571754
Honey pot lans.
the ones no one cares about.
The ones that are played for chump change.
The LANS no one will remember by Christmas.
Good job Shitrekt tards.
>>121571365
Invoker
Huskar
I seriously dont enjoy any agility heroes enough yet to name a favorite. Maybe medusa? Bounty? Idk.
>>121571817
Can't wait till my boy ee wins the major and the honeypot meme will be over.
>>121571810
lmao you probably think you're pretty smart f a m
to bad you're a fucking kek retard
>>121571880
>Can't wait till my boy ee wins the major.
Everybody look and laugh.
>>121571909
baka desu senpai
enjoy rooting for an irrelevant shitter
>>121570609
>>121571952
>Ogre Magi
Alright what the fuck.
>>121571365
Shadow Shamen
Tiny
Shadow Fiend
>>121571952
>never play ogre
Wat
Is this a meme
>>121571952
>Have played le is that a squirrel man
>>121572001
>>121571952
>>121572025
thats actually the most interesting thing i have seen on d2g today
probably new player just randoming or something
>>121571365
Jakiro
Elder Titan
Nyx assassin
Post the ppd blue dildo pic
>>121572167
sent :^)
>>121571880
>ee
>winning any real competition
He thinks clannad is 10/10 dude, he's plainly braindead.
>>121572167
>>121571365
Rubick
Lycan
Nyxnyxnyxnyx
>>121572243
Received ;)
>>121571365
dark seer
undying
jugg
>>121571365
Lion
Beast master
Vengeful spirit
>not feeling like an apathetic disassociated blob for once
>decide to play dota all night and take advantage of not being a depressed sack of shit
>no support, techies and a manchild feeding from 2 minutes in on my team.
Back to staring at the wall I guess. Idk how any sane person plays this game on a daily basis.
>tfw no strong 3k carry player to carry my 2k ass
Give me some tips on how to play Shadow Fiend.
explain to me the bible thump meme oh great and wise meme lords of /d2g/
behold my humble offering pic related
>>121572579
just dont be a thin skinned faggot