>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>121485237
First for akke being a cluckold
second for envy being me.
nth for bulldog is the only good swede
>>121514269
what about the guys that deserve to be there?
no one talking about those guys
reminder every team should have 1 female quota to make it more fair
also lans would get cuter
last episode of bob ross
;_;
>>121515210
because they deserve to be there, what needs to be said?
>>121514943
>Game is won by breaking buildings not man fighting heroes on hypothetical scenarios and hearth is better at that even without the agi damage
yes but games comes down to your carry being able to kill the other carry.
your scenario is only valid if AM is pushing early and take alot of punishment from nukes which is already salvageable with spell shield
Bob Ross finale is soon
God bless my friends
>>121515304
akke spotted
Can somebody please post some wyvern
>stomp the shit out of the enemy team with the radiance ancientstealer build
>enemy es tells me to go back to unranked
>>121516045
>face radiant kekstealer in my game
>pick WR
>destroy ancient
>destroy him
>>121516045
it's usually my allies that tell me this
Reminder that Sheever has a higher mmr than kotl 'the pride of na dota' guy
#KEEPBOB
Why isn't sing streaming?
I planned to spend this fine friday night playing single player games while watching sing and now I'm sad.
WE BOB THREAD NOW?
>mfw someone picks Doom near me
rip devil
>>121516686
yes hwe are
>>121517031
>fouling bobs name for (you)s
>more people watching paint dry than hearthstone
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
hold me senpai
why does everything good has to end
>>121517526
What's ending senpai?
I've played Dota since 2003. I played it in highschool along other mods. I joined the US Navy and while I was in several other people I worked with would lan wc3 dota weekly. Dota has been apart of my life and now I feel like it doesn't do it any more. Is there any way to rekindle the Dota magic?
Sorry for blogging
>>121517526
that's how live works honey, everything has an end
>>121517830
>I joined the US Navy
post tummy
>>121517937
It was over 5 years ago and I'm a fatass now
so no
>>121518062
well ok
there is no way to get that dota magic back
>>121517830
how many confirmed kills do you have? don't bullshit us post gem counter
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
How long until the last Bob Ross episode?
>>121518380
the one right now is the final episode
>>121518154
I was started thinking, why doesn't bob just start a kickstarter and he can make as many videos he wants
then I remembered he was dead
Bob Ross reborn
https://youtu.be/-vME1aQrGGQ?list=PLbQ-gSLYQEc4rPgvQSI5j_ywugO4qqhpD
>>121517526
you don't have to let it end anon, he lives on whenever you share in the joy of painting
>>121518657
>watching angry cluck and friends
>TFW Bob's last painting is a sunset
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
is this actually sumail on yawar's account
how is DC doing so well now when they struggle to 2-1 every other team in NA
post the steam botweather seller d2g
>>121517526
>>121518380
>>121518490
>>121518657
>>121518762
>>121518975
what are you guys talking about? did something happen to bob ross? I already said couple days ago he was streaming too much, hope he's alright and resting tight
>>121519204
>tfw settled a quarry
>>121519259
I know you're joking but it still makes me sad.
>>121519205
DC have good players
they just need to refine their strategy
>>121519259
ikr
>I really like the concept of Silencer and Necrophiliac, they're very funny heroes!
-Icefrog
>>121519543
>TC
>Biryu
>Yawar
>Thouhg
>good players
senpai please
Is she a llama down under?
>>121519723
If 'llama' is australian slang for 'lesbian' yes.
Even diablo 3 has more viewers than Overwatch
So much for " the next big thing "
Blizzdrones are too fuckin funny
>grown ass man watching some decades old show and get emotional over it
no wonder you all are bad at this game
>>121519664
>Oh, you want to fight? Too fucking bad, it's time to shut the fuck up
>So I heard you like the laning phase, so I'll make it a goddamn nightmare just by existing
>>121519723
she reminds me of zyori
>>121519723
She's quite unattractive.
>>121519204
>>121519306
>>121519723
5 mins into netflix and kill and she gives you that look
>>121519927
yeah lelouch normally I can tolerate your autism but kill yourself
>>121519682
they are good
maybe replace bulba because he is washed up and making alot of misplays
but american offlaners are scarce,maybe replace TC for monkeys or grant but wouldn't make much of a difference either
:^)
>>121519889
I think there's blizzdronecon or something like that so all blizz games have "worlds" and shit going on
usually diablo 3 is as dead as heroes or sc2
>>121520126
>2/15 as a nuker
>staf, oov, circlet, wand
what a salty goblin
>>121519723
would waif
>>121520095
autism is watching these shits instead of something actually relevant in this age and day
>even twitch employees are spamming like crazy in the bob ross channel
>>121520469
SHUT THE FUCK UP LEDOUCHE
it just keeps tumbling down
tumbling down
>>121520272
My only regret was finishing instead of taking my 7k to buy a rapier to camp their base with
>guy literally streaming Fallout 4 on twitch ATM
>like nobody has noticed
Lamo
>tfw no two players control one hero hero
>>121520846
That would be fucking awful.
post smug loli, you know which one
>>121521017
>>121521017
which one is the want and have on dota2lounge?
left or right?
how brain damaged you need to be to get this done on your chest?
>>121520814
i prefer to just close out games as quickly as possible in pubs. i may wanna fuck with the other team but everyone else may just wanna grind mmr and i'm not gonna stop em
>>121521290
I usually would agree but that was an exception
>>121520846
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a0/Ogmag_move_13.mp3
>>121521241
Tattoofags are by default brain damaged anyways
>>121521241
>#art
get fucking real
>no Bob Ross hero
Literally wtf dotards no wonder youre a dead game
>>121521241
It's just a pikachu
>watch guy streaming leaked fallout 4
>it looks like a game from 5 years ago
Bethesda does it again
>>121521690
wrong thread buddy
>countdown
uh oh
>>121521215
please respond ;;
>>121521802
>steve ross has aged to the point where he looks just like his father
>all new series
>>121521669
that is one hot boipusi
>>121521690
Link?
>>121521802
>from 22 hours to 2 days and 22 hours
lel
Bob Ross is going to come out of hiding and start painting again
2pac will come out with him and DJ the show
Give this a dota related filename
>>121521946
I'd be so down for a weekly stream where Steve does a painting. When he was on the show he seemed like a clone of Bob.
>>121522201
>>121522201
w-wheres her ribs
so i recently got a job
i spend my entire day at work and when i get home i'm too tired or have other shit to do so i cant play dotes
wat do senpaitachi
>>121522201
ROFL WHAT
>>121522201
What the fuck is going on here
>>121522201
Happy little twin
>>121522201
holy shit what disease does she have?
>>121522201
nice i browse /r/wtf aswell
>>121522201
Is that her lung??
>>121522335
join the beta uprising against wage slavery, enough of us and we can do it desu
>>121522201
dude wat
>>121522201
Crystal maiden buys heart
>>121522201
>crystal maiden after laning against viper / venomancer with an orb of venom . tiff
>>121522201
>bloodlusted_crystal_maiden.webm
>>121522472
it went mental when she coughed so i assume so
>>121522201
Delete this
>>121522201
HIROHITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS AN SHINTO BOARD
>>121522325
right where they usually are
she has a condition where the heart is outside the ribcage
>>121522201
heart regen kicks in after a failed gank
>>121522201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ectopia_cordis
>>121522472
>>121522591
it's her heart
>>121521612
>>121521626
oh look sperglords
>>121521241
you just have to be an average woman in the year 2015
>>121522201
where is the loli's tits
kinda disapointing
Christ i've seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet over the years but that one is particularity disturbing.
>>121522201
Lifestealer infests CM
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE COMIC AND IMMORTAL LA
So you're telling me all I need to do for easy replies is go to reddit, get the top post on the wtf board and post it here? I never knew it was so easy!
>>121522831
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>121522831
it's always indians
>>121522528
nice i like that one
>>121522831
DESIGNATED
anyone here like dota 2?
>>121522996
Easiest 4chan upboats of your life!
ITS TIME FOR MADLIBS
SECRET WILL NEVER ________________
LIQUID IS _____________ IT
NEVER ____________________ NAVI
>>121523126
wouldnt go that far
i tolerate it at best, its actually kind of shit like real shit
>>121522831
>>121522201
Are these Zelda Bosses?
>>121522831
>ritsu buys a heart
>WINDCANCER
>BALANCED
FUCK OFF
HOW IS THIS FUCKING BALANCED
EVERYONE PLAYING THIS GAME DESERVES TO DIE
FUCK
EVERY FUCKING GAME WINDSHIT, EMBER SPIRIT, DOOM, ALCHEMIST SAME FUCKING NIGGER SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
>>121523219
yeah? why do you think so?
>>121523217
MEME
SH
TRUST
>>121523126
>like when I win
>hate when I lose
>I like rides
>MMR is like a ride
>I'm hooked
>HELP ME!
>>121523217
Beat alliance
Never doing
Bet on
>>121520846
It's called an abandoned player
>>121516045
How recent is this build?
I saw some friends get meme'd on by it last night, I had no idea the radiance burn applied through ancient infests.
>>121523519
can't get off the ride until it ends.it only ends when you're 8k and hate this game.
also, post cute meepos.
>>121520846
>this is an actual design in hots
jesus blizzard really are getting desperate aren't they?
>>121523217
WIN A NON-MEME LAN
AWFUL AT
NOT DOUBT
>>121523667
wish I could meepo, I'd probably be 6k by now ;_;
Guys this thread seems pretty dead. Only 59 unique posters.
>>121523868
meepo isn't super strong or anything, he just happens to have some strengths (like every other hero in the game) and is also a hard to micro hero.
>>121516079
>go to d2g
>see ADELOL XDD deleted
About time the mods arrived
its going better now senpai
apparently instalocking mid is all I need to do!
>tfw no Anime girl with a Mech Hero
Is there any salvation left for DOTA?
>>121523409
if only there were ways to pick heroes differently, let's call them GAME MODS may be?
>>121524149
>autism, the post
come on man there has to be better things to do than writing about a game
>>121524260
>>>/lol/ you shitter
>>121524025
tips to get started?
>>121523745
WoW subscription is down so much that they recently decided to stop releasing subscriber number.
They also bought King (maker of Candy Crush), to pad their revenue, to mask how ded all their game besides Hearthstone is.
Whenever a company withholds information, chances are, they are in some deep shit.
Is there a hero without strengths?
>>121524353
But that isn't even a LoL related image, senpai.
>>121524372
honestly a really easy way to start learning to micro meepo
1 control group for main meepo, 1 for meepos 2-3, 1 for 4-5, 1 for all of them
boom
>>121524149
the fuck?
>>121524149
Dude you said your blog was gonna be 10 games.
>>121522201
>>121522819
Due to the rarity and rapid postpartum mortality of ectopia cordis, limited treatment options have been developed. Successful surgeries have been performed, but the mortality rate remains high.
Hope she is well :(
God bless
>>121524728
>God bless
kys and nys
Isnt level 50 too high of a level requirement before ranked games?
>>121524595
I'm going try it out friend, thanks
>>121524685
When?
>>121524887
Yes. I've played over 100 hours and only have level 48.
This thread is pretty dead isn't it..
Is this all Blizzard's fault?
>>121525001
>over 100 hours
Trust me, you don't want to jump into ranked with ONLY 100 hours. Unranked is like training wheels and you have to learn to ride the bike before taking them off because if you jump right into ranked you'll get calibrated to like 1.2k and you'll be pissed the fuck off
>>121524887
Maybe the jews will enable paying to play ranked if they didn't already.
>>121525272
>1.2k
Nobody is unironically at this bracket right?
I would assume everybody in sub-2k are just memers who threw on purpose to get there.
>>121524892
Here's what I do, with 1 little remark: F1 to select main hero is a habit for me since WC3 days.
Groups:
1 - all meepoes
2 - all clones
3 - 3rd clone
4 - 4th clone
5 - 5th clone
Selecting every group this way has different meepo/clone on first selection.
>>121525272
unranked 3k now allows 1k's
>>121525272
This is a smurf account.
>no cute korean girl hero
dead game
Ever get those games where you don't even want to win, in fact, you're glad to lose because your teammates don't deserve to win?
>>121524149
keep up the good work senpai you will get there
>>121523026
That's because conditions like these are a matter of probability, and Indians breed faster than rabbits.
>>121525680
>in fact, you're glad to lose because your teammates don't deserve to win?
Be Bob.
>>121524887
Ranked is like ten times worse than unranked. Somehow the skill disparity between players is completely fucking insane in matches where everyone is -/+25 mmr away from eachother, people are reporting eachother like the fist of the north star when they lose, everyone is tryharding like fuck (and half of the time completely screw it up) and picking the most broken fotm cancer heroes.
I was actually having fun when I couldn't play ranked yet, now every match is godawful niggerfaggot trash. Every win is behind a 1h+ game that your team only wins because someone on the other team throws harder, you get unbelievable retards on your team and autolose half of the games because the system is completely broken and a lot of people are clearly way below or above their MMR in skill.
I'm pretty close to just quitting the game at this point.
>come home at 2am
>sing streaming
oh boy
>>121525895
Unranked has the most braindead players in the world.
Play different games if you're not having fun with Dota.
>>121525404
I jumped straight into ranked on the first account I played Dota on and I can say that everyone there is just legitimately awful. The kind of people that click their skills, basically. I had to climb out of the trench and it was extremely painful (4k now)
>>121525473
That's because it's unranked
>>121524887
>tfw I calibrated too early on my main account
>make a smurf account to calibrate again after actually getting good at dota 2 and knowing the game
>mfw I have 138 hours on my smurf and I'm still level 15
>mfw I have to get to 50 if I ever want to reenter ranked games
>>121525895
Want to know how to enjoy ranked?
Mute every player the moment you enter the game.
>hey guys I'll do pos 5
>nah, I got 5, you go pos 4
>10 minutes in
>2 wards
>I placed one of them
>ask him why he doesn't have any wards
>tells me he needs items
WAKE ME UP
No but really how do people like this get out of 500MMR. Dude had no situational awareness, played Winter Wyvern, and kept ulting their extremely tanky Wraith King instead of anyone else that Wraith King would have 3 hit turning it into a 5v4 instead of a shitshow where we got trashcanned.
>>121526021
i want sweden to go
>>121525628
Why the fuck is she korean?
This shit is literally Anime.
>>121526290
multiple explanations
>carried to their mmr
>boosted
>wasn't playing his best / tilted
>lacks in certain areas that didn't come up in enough games to keep him from rising in mmr
among others
>>121526067
How to climb out of 3k family?
>>121526290
gotta ult the strongest hero on the enemy team always :^)
fuck these ww players desu
>>121525628
>"Guys how do we make the game seem even more fast paced without actual effort?"
>"what if its literally 15 frames per second animations"
>"Genius"
>>121526502
Literally just get good. That's the point in bracket where people know how to do shit like last hit and ward so you're in (relatively) good company
>>121526449
why did i watch this 3 times in a row
>>121526290
>4.3k mmr
>we only have one set of raxes left
>enemy void yolo timewalks and ults our support and nobody else multiple fights in a row and they get shrekt
>somehow we win in an impossible game because the enemies have one complete fucking retard playing key position
>>121516045
GET INTO THE ANCIENT, SHINJI
>sing drinking coke
how long until he gets diabetes?
>>121526871
Void is such a shit hero desu
I dont know how he even wins games in this meta
post Faceless Void pictures pls
>>121525895
that's why im exclusively playing party unranked
sometimes we do stupid shit and random weak lanes but still win because the enemy is realistically 1k below us
even if im playing with 2k's, its 2k players i can trust not doing something overly stupid and we come out on top even in VHS
Is Windranger or Drow Ranger better in 6.85?
>>121527164
No, post images of the worst hero in the game
>>121526450
there are already 2 nippon heroes
>>121527123
I've been looking to pick up the hardest carry possible but everyone also tells me Faceless is only OK now. Who should I playthat isn't Doom?
>>121527247
Drow doesn't have a sub-50% winrate, and numbers don't lie.
Would anyone like to play together? I'm 3k scum but I'm just looking to play with some other people. Don't care about rank.
Unranked AP.
Steam name is CombatFedEx
>>121526021
>come home at 2am
oh come on stop pretending to have social life
>>121527379
Spectre is still good
WK if they have their carries picked (AM really shits on WK alot of the times, even with a good start)
Ember if you're good and fast at pushing buttons
>>121527308
How is that balanced, senpai?
>>121527278
You got chain hexed months ago, didn't you? There's no way you can be this salty about one hero.
>>121527398
>anime in friendslist
disregarded
LOL
>>121527936
Well, sorry my man.
>have hard time in lane as ember
>play conservatively, dont die, use remnant + tp to farm lane when I can and jungle inbetween
>build pt, aquila, wand, bottle, blink + tp
>go balls deep in fights without blinking an eye and get 24 min bf into ez game
I knew I wasn't crazy when I theory crafted blink ember 6 months ago
i miss when dota was good
still remember how i came home early, lgd.int was playing their first lan and thru some miracle got to the finals and gave some close games, it was so fun to watch the west vs east games because they literally happend on like 2 or 3 lans a year and our boys were always the underdogs
now its just same shit teams playing every week with zero consistency
after that watching that i played some, maybe some phantom lancer, had perfect lane because offlane wasnt safer than safe lane, made some tranquils for sustain, just had fun
or went OD, got tranqs to proc aura, life was great, got every creep, now both the heroes are shit, mid is alawys a trilane from both sides, safelane is anything but safe just tusk plus one every game ehh
>>121527959
>blizzdrone worldscon whatever shit
>heroes only gets 30k
>overwatch not even on top12
everyone someone posts a twitch screencap those games make me laugh
>>121527936
>literally being an autist
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.
>>121528091
why power treads on ember over BoT?
>Friday Night
>No patch today
DOTARDS????????????????
>be me
>do alch radiance + oc memebuild
>farm all game
>shit fuck there team because 6 slotted at 30 minutes
>team still complains and flames me in all chat
>feel bad for wining them the game
This game is shit desu
>>121527959
>less accessible games get less viewers than payorgrind casual memestone
wow!
>>121528248
that's some bullshit actually. the delete function is like solely used to hide fuckups, having the timer there defeats the purpose and exposes many anons to unecessary feelings of shame
A fucking lina and omiknight dual stack bought rapiers and Lina demanded safelane when sven marked it first and when she didnt get it she went to my midlane I was winning and she messed up my lane but I still played a near perfect game and they bought rapiers for lols and afk jungled and shit pls giv (you)s
I am beyond mad. My hands are fucking trembling i am so fucking livid
SOLO QUEUEU FUCKING WHEN? WHY NO SOLO QUEUE? WHY THE FUCK NO FUCKIGN FUCKING FUCK SOL O QUEUEU?
>>121527748
Spectre and Ember are kind of a pain in the ass to micro and I wanna main heroes like an autist. Anyone else?
>>121528252
threadswitching + quelling allows you to farm jungle so much better, also its 1 k cheaper and I needed to fight early with blink,
BoT wouldn't have let me farm that much anyways, too little mapcontroll and they had farmed wr with blink so I would would it would be too risky to go solo alone that often.
>>121527959
I don't get why Hearthstone is so popular on Twitch, its literally a fucking card game
>>121528523
be more like bob
>>121528523
>lets the enemy heroes afkjungle to victory and gets mad at the result
>"played a near perfect game"
Looks like you got outplayed. It happens.
>>121528490
>thinking you can hide your shame from my addons
top laugh
>tfw no hourglass hero
>>121528523
how the hell was omni able to get rapiers when you didn't have the mapcontrol to hit towers more than twice?
>>121528678
It looks pretty. It has lots of rng and WaCkY mOmEnTs!! A lot of people think it's fun. It's casually accessible.
>It's literally a fucking card game
Eh. So is Magic but tons of people still watch SCG and whatnot
guys i keep getting
>display driver stopped responding and has recovered
every few minutes when watching vods, and when i open vods / other video content.
It's literally every few seconds when playing dota, is my card FUCKED????
>>121527959
Imagine if Dota or LeL got those number during TI/Worlds.
This is just sad.
>>121528490
I've posted some pretty fucked up porn on SFW boards by accident. Moot has nobody but to blame but himself for this. Or Mootwo for not removing the timer.
>>121528838
>feminazis wont get mad over this because she wears those retarded granny glasses
>>121528092
>can't adapt to the new meta
t-the game is shit now
>>121528543
How is spec hard to micro? You don't have to micro illusions in haunt since they chase automatically, so all the micro you have to handle is Manta illusions, and if you can't handle that all I have to say to you isgit gud
>>121528092
i agree
game is so fast paced that some heroes can't even catch up
only hero that kinda got in is anti-mage
because
1.he farms while everyone is trying to push a fake advantage that will be memebacked either way
2.he provides his team initiation,good damage and mostly importantly fucks all those deathball heroes like undying and lesh
other than that the meta is very stale and games feel like bullet hell
>>121529009
maybe feminazis won't get mad but /v/ is already frothing at the mouth calling her tumblr pandering
>>121529092
i guess i can play spectre
or maybe evendoom
>>121528752
No, I genuinely believe I didn't get outplayed this game. I refuse to believe it. I outplayed the enemy, dodged ganks all the time, farmed good and tried as hard as possible. [/spoiler]I don't know. I'm just really mad and want attention. I think I should've won.[/spoiler]
>>121528917
We took their tier 1s and 2s. It was almost all creep damage because I pushed alot.
>>121528838
I fucking hate fat bitches.
This shit is literally disgusting.
Who the fuck even comes up with this crap?
>>121528998
don't worry, blizzard has their own "LE SECRET HIDDEN VIEWERS THAT NO ONE CAN SEE" every blizzcon.
also they will add all the numbers up as if it is a single stream, and then pretend this shit is good or something.
god, it's great being able to watch blizzard's ship keep sinking further and further every year.
I like to have sing on one screen while I play a bot game with the same hero as sing in my other screen
>>121529248
muh healthy at every weight
>>121528092
Stop all that goyim, the game is actually intense now and fun to watch!
Your safe lane can't be safe because the viewers won't get to see much action, so we'll have level 2 rivaling ultimates so that the offlaner can bully 2-3 people!
And what fun would it be for the viewer if the advantage you played perfectly 20 minutes for was secured and not subject to being entirely taken away by a smoke gank and spells that go through any defensive item, so that you can be 100 to zeroed by a hero with one third your farm?
Now everyone gets to have fun, both you playing perfect for the first half of the game, then your opponent, and the viewer as well!
>>121528838
wut game is this even for
are they ruining overwatch before i can even give them some shekels for it?
>>121529248
There's nothing wrong with healthy anon
Also what the fuck is that from?
Google isn't giving me anything
>>121529248
What's it like being a fuccboi?
post draskyl pics
>>121529248
>being THIS low test
Sweden pleasepost that webm
>>121529129
>female character with glasses
>"tumblr pandering"
/v/ is the actual worst board on this website so I'm not surprised.
>>121529246
mmr? not jabbing at you just curious
>>121529348
Why does that woman have a giant scrotum instead of legs? is that a hutt from the new sw movies?
>>121528543
This reminds me of my 4.5k Razor today who wondered how he'll figure out which Spectre to drain damage from.
>"figuring out which Spectre is the real one to link will be problem"
Spectre got her Manta 20 minutes after that statement.