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Previous Thread: >>121460101
nth for the best mid on earth
![Feels [ixmike88].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wbLD2QL.jpg "Feels [ixmike88].jpg")
>>121485179
what? I see two heroes shackled in that icon, treant and furion
What does OG stand for again?
>>121485305
Swedes fags pls go
>>121485359
OUR
GUYS
>>121485359
O-lans gayming.
For real though why would you ACTUALLY care what happens between teams that aren't EG, VG and Secret?
>>121485237
Alliance isback [/spoiler
>>121485401
Wraith King
>>121485359
"Original Gangsta"
>>121485387
I'm american
>>121485401
Axe
>>121485359
O U R G U Y S
U
R
G
U
Y
S
>>121485401
chen
REMINDER THAT N0TAIL WILL WIN TI6 WITH MEEPO.
SCREENCAP THIS.
>>121485527
So West Sweden?
>>121485387
make me, fuckboy
>no meepo comsetic with aghs as weapon
WHAT THE FUCK DOTARDS ?
>>121485401
There is none
>>121485387
Get fucked nigger
>>121485401
Nobody you could be talking about would benefit unless your definition of "jungle hero" includes either of:
a) a hero who isn't actually a fucking jungle hero and only goes in after a certain game point to accelerate farm, like Anti Mage
b) a hero who can SURVIVE the jungle (literally every hero in the game) but is actually much faster and overall better for his team in a fucking lane you goddamn shitter
>>121485206
desu senpai I've always secretly wondered if he really is my Dad because my brother and him are nearly identical and I look nothing like them
>feelssobadmanjesuschrist
>>121485401
Alchemist
>>121485401
LC :^)
>>121485431
Today's tier 1 is next year's tier 3 and vice versa
Most of today's EGdrone redditors don't remember they were a laughing stock for a long time.
"I only watch tier 1 teams/majors" is cancer
is Love Live good?
>>121485672
Hey Lyralei, I know your fantasy is getting slammed by five meepos, but can you stop forcing your fantasies in the thread please? no way meepo is going to shove his aghs up your dirty ass.
>>121485748
LD :^D
why the fuck are u in a doturd thread during blizzcon baka
>>121485759
But every individual player you could justifiably have wanted to follow in the last few years is in one of those teams. The good people have combined and shed the shit.
>shitquid lost to CISR
They are gonna be that team that qualifies for lans but never accomplish anything are they?
>>121485629
>>121485904
Nobody stays on top forever, and people can improve.
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>121485938
Yes.
>>121485971
Sweden no!
>>121485971
S W E D E N
Y E S
>>121485938
>qualifies for LANs
good luck with that
>>121485829
Do you think Meepo purposefully gives poor romance advice to Slark just to watch him get keked by Naga?
>>121485971
Is it bad that I want to bludgeon this thing?
alright /d2g/, redpill me on buying Midas in pubs
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121485971
This is why muslims are gonna outnumber swedes in their own country within the decade
>>121485971
one of these is not like the others
TEAMS YOU LIKE/WATCH/CHEER FOR:
------TIER ONE TEAMS---------
------TIER TWO TEAMS---------
------TIER THREE TEAMS---------
>>121486209Helm of the dominator is better
nyx aghs is so good
Alchemist is complete garbage without the octarine
The cd on his ult is too high
>>121486293
T1: EG
T2-3: MVP
Fin
What if lanes produced bosses and sent them to lanes on timer? With some ablities and moderate gold and XP rewards.
>>121485971
NOTHING wrong with being a Swede
>>121486293
Ogre magi
Earth Shaker
Faceless Void
lmao swede kikes get fucked again
>>121486209
Free... reliable gold?
Free... experience?Typically you build it on heroes that really need levels, and as such you aren't missing the early gold too much. Of course though shitters just build it on everything because of the gpm/xpm increase.
>>121486340
Hotd'ed creep doesnt give you exp though does it ?
>>121485971
No wonder swedes are gay with girls like these
the guys look cuter than the girls
PURGE IS STREAMING
>>121486293
T1:
EG/VG
T2:
EHOME/OG
T3:
C9/MFF
>>121486293
T1: EG
T2: VG [A] CDEC OG
T3: MVP CoL
>>121486209
Worth it on every hero
>>121486293
1. alliance
2. secret
3. eg
guys
hello
guys
>>121486660
>alliance
>not tier 3
wat
![n0tail - Happy [n0tail].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFrPMmz.jpg "n0tail - Happy [n0tail].jpg")
are danes goodswedes?
>>121486293
t1: Alliance and EG
t2: VP
>>121485401
antimage
>>121486293
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121486747
They are the best team in the world
(Yes they fuck Secret hard in scrims)
>>121485401
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121486849
>two people have the same favorite 3 heroes
>/d2g/, unable to process any two people agreeing on three (3!!!) things, thinks it must be a new meme
>>121486637
Pretty sure it does if there are no allied heroes around. It's like the intelligence steal on silencer if they die to last word, or if Zeus kills someone across the map if he gets a bloodstone charge.
>>121486775
Denmark is goodSweden but badNorway
nth for our guy
>>121486747
Eh. They most likely get trashed by the real T1 teams but my favorite series ever are EG vs Alliance series.
>>121487131
>boku no pico
I wonder what goes on in their "boot camp"
>>121485971
why are all swedish kids such fags. i swear if you looked/acted like that here in boston you'd get beat up on the playground
Are people still buttblasted because Sheever finally got what she deserved and wasn't invited?
Literally the only thing good she does is bring her bare legs to the casting couch.
>>121487045
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121486775
>le louch being this happy about qualifying to a non important honeypot lan
lol
>>121486402
>T1: EG
good b8
>>121487045
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121487302
Only the swedes
Sheever herself isn't mad at all, she said she's not good enough at any specific role and there were better people to invite.
>>121487131
The only anime type thing I've watched in my whole life is the Berserk trilogy and that crippled me emotionally too much to watch anime again
>>121487245
Some "Offlane" training
>>121487302
desu senpai it's more than what other people bring : literally nothing lmao
she's a personality as much as other people are and she kind of deserved to be invited
what makes me mad is that soe is always the follow up "why isn't soe invited" when she hasn't been in the scene in like a year
>>121485971
I don't think i'v been this triggered since i last saw this webm posted
>>121487349
Would you have rather had me list MVP as a T1 team so you could easily identify my post as an opinion?
Overwatch is 40 bux
I can finally play a game free from you 3rd world poorfag scum, goodbye
>>121486775
yes
>>121485938
Liquid has flaws which will make sure they will never win a LAN:
-unlike every good team, their offlane can not play furion, doom, brood or slardar
-FATA can't play Shadow Fiend, WR or Lina. Being decent on Razor does not make up for this
-don't have a meepo player which is a tactical advantage
>>121487576
TF2 was good when it still cost money to play. There might be hope after all.
>>121487576
>Implying that stopped Russians from flooding CS:GO
Also good luck being below TF2 on the social hierarchy.
when the fuck is arc warden coming out
>>121487576
Well seeya but it won't be out til spring 2016
so i'm guessing we will see you in like a hour
>>121487690
we still goodSomalia
>>121487576
>It's literally an easier version of TF2 with every class imbalance still existing, and in fact being played up because of the game's nature
TF2 is still really fucking easy so you may as well play competitive PSTWRPG if that's the kind of experience you want.
>>121487576
>buying into Blizzard shit games
>hurr durr it's better than Dota because it costs money
>implying I took the b8
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>121487996
all he said was he's playing a different game
you freak out and it's bait?
i don't think you know what bait is.
rate this build
>>121488143
This is a dota general, and he's refering to us as poorfags
it's clearly bait
>>121487126
>tfw no norwegian team
>blizzard adding enchantress, lycan and ogre magi to hots
Say goodbye to those heroes
>>121488264
I hate it
>>121488325
>Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121488290
>being a 3rd world shitskin
see why you are so mad now
Poo in the Loo to you my friend
>>121487131
>JoJo
Awwwwwww shit nigga
>>121488264
euls sny blink force staff literally omnipresent as zeus should be
>>121488065
>that mouth shape
>bug eyes
Literally trash
>>121488325
>two people have to play one hero
the fuck are you doing blizzard
>>121487576
What are you even talking about
Overwatch : Origins is 40$, which includes 21 heroes and five skins
Which means there's a version that doesn't include heroes or skins, aka the free version
>>121487576
It's actually going to cost money? I'm in the beta and there's no way I'd pay money to play that shit. Just another stillborn blizzard game.
armlet lich still works in 5k, right?
>>121488743
origins is 60 regular is 40
>>121488743
Overwatch Origins is $60 you donut
Base is 40
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rxoz13Bthc
offtopic but AYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOo
![greggs_logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gKgAhCi.png "greggs_logo[1].png")
GREGGS
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G
S
>>121488818
>I'm in the beta
lying stupid anime poster
>>121488904
>>121488832
wait so you'd be buying the base game and you don't even get all the heroes and skins
top kek
Venomancer support. Do I grab the early orb of venom?
do you ever see tuskar, and for a second think it's pudge with some cosmetics? they clearly made it by rehashing the core of pudge model.
>>121489013
You get all the heroes regardless
>>121489013
Quit being retarded on purpose
>>121489013
Blizzdrones are the clucks of the gaming world.
>>121489024
only after flying courier, wards, sentries, boots, and a smoke
aka if you prioritize an oov over actual support items you're a dumb spearchucker
>havent played windrunner since wc3 dota
>pick her
>ez win
dotards ?????????????????????????
Icefrog puts you in charge of making Lotus Orb popular
what do you do?
>>121489081
what so I'm looking at the website
so you pay an extra 20$ and you get six skins and some filler content blizzard gives out for their other games
I don't think any of this will include future heroes or expansion packs, classic blizzard
>>121489249
It doesn't need to be popular.
I don't want a fucking lotus meta
>>121489249
Ultimate orb instead of perseverance
>>121488264
>rush refresher
>get stats to have enough mana for the double ult
>finish refresher 15mins in
>rampage
VIABLE AS F U C K
>>121489440
you pay 20 bucks to show how much you love epic Blizzard games!
lina is getting hotter and hotter
>>121489809
fetal alcohol syndrome to be quite honest family
>>121489249
If it gets popular then it'll get nerfed and it won't be fun anymore
Can a shitskin explain to me what "Ez" means as an insult. Peruvians tend to spam it a lot when they attempt to speak english and it almost never makes sense in the context they use it in
Why does Kotlguy get invited to shit again?
He's trash as casting and his voice is high pitch
>>121490124
Same reason Ruskies think Gamer is an insultThey are stupid
>>121489809
tf's that
>>121490124
It means the game was easy
Funnik is so shit its unreal
>about to fail school because addicted to dota
guys...
>>121490124
It's just meant to make you mad
>>121490457
At least fail because of a good game, honey
>>121488972
What do you want a screenshot of senpai
whats the difference dotards?
>>121490695
Chronosphere can pierceyour team'sspell immunity
>le 8k guy is 0-7
Is Navi doing it?
8k MMR BAIT
In which patch is the last UAM going to be eliminated? I think 6.87
>>121490873
>tfw i've been 8k week before MIracle
>he is called "le 8k" while nobody gives a shit about me
>>121490537
>guys guys look I'm playing a dead game
congrats
>>121491027
>removing UAM from Mana Break
>Skadi AM
>Diffusal AM
senpai please
>>121490695
WHEN THE FUCK IS SHACKLE GETTING FUCKING NERFED
BASICALLY NOBRAINER CLICK E TO STUN FOR 4 HOURS
>get lotus on rubick
>he has lmao 2 spells
defend this dotards
>>121491069
Gonna need some pics bud.
>>121491080
>Creative still at 40 K
Our boy Bob Ross is still at it.
>>121491027
JUST CASUAL MY SHIT UP SENPAI
YOU GOT SOME KNOWLEDGE ? FUCK THAT YOU DONT NEED IT JUST BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT ON EVERY HERO EVER ITLL WORK OUT ROFL XDD
>>121491197
EZ SENPAI, NERF AM'S Q AND CANCEL THE UAM BALANCE A LA ICEFAG XD
>>121491423
I don't like it, but Icefrog has clearly spent the last couple patches cutting away at UAMs. It's going to happen eventually.
>>121491069
proofs?
Continuing from previous.
I am a wizard at Pugna. Ask me anything about him.
what happened to this
>>121491565
>>121491423
>wc3keks and their meme limitations getting BTFO
>>121491423
AM's hate for magic is so great thatMana Break is now an innate skill that scales from Mana Void levels
>>121491692
there's like only a 100 people with beta keys and everyone wants to play, not watch
>>121491646
Post proof that you are
>>121491423
deso should never stop being a UAM though, otherwise it will ruin the game
>>121491692
Everyone is sick of watching streamers who are shit at it.
>>121491692
summit isn't streaming it
>>121491384
at this point I'm starting to be worried about his health
he should take a free day
BROOD IS A JUNGLER
NOT AN OFFLANER
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING USELESS
>>121491646
is pugna a loli
>>121491762
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/pugna/players
Not going give out my steam. I'm top 30.
>>121492013
I always imagined him as the grumpy old man that got all the dank memes teenagers have these days.
>>121491423
Orbs are a retarded memechanic from wc3 that has no place in this game and the only thing it accomplishes is limiting heroes to a strict item build, which is exactly 'casual my shit up f am'
YOU GOT SOME KNOWLEDGE? FUCK THAT YOU DON'T NEED IT JUST BUILD THIS EXACT SAME ITEMS TIME AND TIME AGAIN REGARDLESS OF MATCHUP BECAUSE LOLORB MEANS YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
>>121492039
>http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/pugna/players
oh so you dont have any proof. ok
>>121492039
>i'm top 30
You have no proof because you won't post it
So no reddit ama for you
Fuck off
>>121491856
Everybody said the same about Burning spears and Fury swipes.
Ursa remains trash tier despite being de-orbified and huskar, while viable, certainly is not because the change to spears
>>121492202
>>121491709
Easiest (you's) of my laif senpaitachi desu
>OG, best EU team, losing to navi
>tfw no crab hero
Lets count the number of LANs bigdaddy n0tail has won.
I'll start
>tfw the Zeus update is fast approaching
>mfw I'll spam pick him for the whole arcana event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAM9R2nI4_E
>>121492679
I'll end
>>121491995
obviously she's both?
She jungles their jungle while in the offlane are you stupid
>>121491692
>$39.99 base game price
>Spring 2016
its over, Overwatch is finished. they ruined it with these two stupid decisions. no one will play this shit now, and it could have been good.
>>121492589
lmao why did that crab walk there dumbass
>>121492679
*picture of n0lan doing something unfunny and trying to defend him*
>>121489249
Umm.. It shouldnt work like that
>1h omniknight game
>nobody made diffusal
>we're losing anyway
>enemy carry throws the game and we win and still no diffusal
I don't even know what I should think
>>121492589
could you stop trying to force your shitty new meme
Are there any good traps on /d2g/?
>>121491692
dead on arrival son
>>121492740
>"Thank you God"
Isn't that Ironic
>>121493042
yeah me add me :3
who gave the mic to 2 autists at beyond the summit?
>>121493179
Steam?
When did d2g start hating on our guy n0tail?
Was it by the time redditors became the major group in d2g?
>>121492971
>losing every team fight because no diffusal
>tfw beg carry to make a diffusal against Omni
>get a lucky kill on enemy carry as sky wrath
>make diffusal
>win game
>report everyone on team
>>121493312
right around the time an /a/ tripfaggot started avatarfagging with him to avoid being banned
in old navi xboct would've been killed in that 5 man smoke in the midlane
>>121493179
post tummy/feet/id qt
>>121493312
does d2g like anyone for more than one thread?
>>121493269
/id/nogayshit
Is it finally over?
>>121493589
ixmike
How long until Matumbaman gets fed up with Kuro's passive aggressive bullshit and snap at him? So far it's happened with xboct, RTZ and Black.
>>121493730
>rating every single of your games
sign of autism
>>121493589
yames
took me less than a second to think of one
>>121493756
lamo, I want to disagree with you but I actually like the guy.
>>121490695
You can dodge one with blink
>>121493589
FNG?
>sing hasn't started streaming today yet
please god have mercy
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>121486641
whats the context for this its hilarious
>>121493921
yeah hes based asf
>>121493730
play ranked u kekkkkkkkkkkkk
i told you already
>>121492589
imagine putting your asshole to that crack
fucking blizzard and their good cinematics
>>121488959
>tfw non-brits will never know the brilliance of greggs
Literally the best food around, cheap as fuck and tasty too
I don't work for greggs btw
Does radiance aura work with panda ult?
This entire thread must be purged.
>>121494051
desu senpai I'd tap that
>>121494201
yes
>>121491692
Blizzard forgot to pay for bots
>>121494060
I resisted ranked for a long time lately until I finally was convinced to play one game
2stack intentional fed immediately when game started. dont feel like going back
>>121488959
Funny story, when I was a lad I had a mate called Greg, we all bullied him at school because he dad was the manager at a local greggs
he was a good friend
>>121494093
>I don't work for Greggs
>secretly works for greggs
>>121494201
on the earth spirt
>my team has no cosmetics and default boar courier
>enemy team has arcanas
Guys should I expect to lose?
>>121494201
On the Earth split I believe.
>>121494079
Stop that my dick can only get so hard Anon
>>121488959
>Walk into greggs
>Buy a bottle of pepsi, a sausage roll and a chicken wrap thing
>costs like 3 quid
>It all tastes good
HOW?
>>121493869
why wouldn't i rate them? it takes a single click
the "rating" criteria is my teammates, i don't rate my own performance or the game quality, i rate what teammates did
Is Skywrath Mage the most beta hero in the game?
>>121494385
yeah but the primary reason is because you're on your team xD
what if brewmaster ult splits you into earth/storm/ember spirit with early/mid/late items
>>121494475
>tfw all the old ladies are nice to you and help you out the cheaper deal
Why is this allowed desu
>funn 1k mmr
>>121494385
The more money you spend in hats, the easier the games gets.
>>121488959
Greggs is literally our shop
>>121494251
>not knowing its RTZ's ma
>wanting the ravaged and destroyed pussy after ixmike had his way
>>121493014
hello reddit
Lmao blizz just announced cho'gall as playable hero for hots. It must be played by two people. Ayyyyy
NA'VI STATUS: BACK
WHAT THE FUCK NOTAIL WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ???
>>121491995
oh its you again. i already told you, you cant play carry junlge in pro games
and im not talkingg about brood, because she is not a carry
NAVI IS BACK??
>>121488959
>Ask a girl if she wants to grab a bite of food after uni
>Meet up
>Take her to greggs
>She just starts sucking my dick right there
based greggs desu
lamao?
>>121494886
>>121494867
>Na'vi fangays stealing Alliance memes
Not cool
>n0lans
NAVI IS _______
>>121488959
If there was ever a UK Lan it should be catered by Greggs desu senpai
>realize I haven't seen a base race since the era of "rat dota"
man I miss 2013, I wish reddiotrs never complained about rat dota so icefrog didn't patch that out
Are we back?
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEST RAT SINCE TI3
