>Marathons:
SRG6:
-Cancelled.
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
First for speedanime
above it all
Is JRTA2 worth watching
>>121507257
>she will never peg you
why live
>>121507272
ya im pretty comfy watching goemon
I-I hope you achieve your goals and PB today, /srg/!
>>121507272
It's better than the other marathons currently happening, Rosenkreuzstilette is next though run by not bjw
xth for FIVE FUCKING marathons going on at once right now.
someone tell the speedrunning community to space their shit out.
>de_queen is now literally a queen
>srg is upset
Tuturu desu
The title game for #rks, rosenkreuzstilette, is now being played on jrta. Come watch the trainwreck.
![xBk2JOS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vas6aYM.jpg "xBk2JOS[1].jpg")
um?
>>121507272
Link?
>>121508162
There are? Then why is there no info about them in the OP?
*cuts off dick*
*gets sub button*
We did it
someone explain to what's so fun about speedrunning ng+?
It's literally playing a game on easier than easy mode.
>>121509063
ask the person that made the OP
>>121509157
its fast
>>121509157
you go faster moron
>>121509157
it's faster
Which is the most technical memegame, BCAS, rks, or Gimmick?
The reason Cosmo feels the way he does is because the only food he consumes soylent. Soylent contains not-insignificant quantities of phytoestrogens.
This, combined with literally no exercise and a grotesque sedentary lifestyle means a severe testosterone deficiency and estrogen abundance.
So this made him feel like he was a woman, to which he reacted by taking steps to feel even more like one.
Speedrunners and gamers in general have no idea how to take care of themselves. Eating fucking McDonalds and candy all day while sitting in a chair or laying on a bed playing video games for 18 hours is extremely hard on your body.
>>121506593
Go to a site specially for handicapped people, most of them allow healthy people to register too. They and extremely fat girls are pretty much the only ones that would settle for you, when you are still a permavirgin at this point.
>>121509157
Some games are more fun on NG+ for various reasons.
The only games where NG+ is objectively shit in my opinion are RPGs because what's fun about going through the game with 99999 in all stats?
>>121509262
>>121509235
>>121509231
But in most cases you skip half of the strategies. It's a really braindead way to speedgame.
>>121509409
then go slower, your choice, you'd fit in with the lttp community
>>121509335
glover
>>121509405
Ratchet & Clank is a pretty shit tier ng+ game too. Same with Resident Evil 4 desu
>>121509543
Glover isn't nearly as technical, heehee/cathorse/weedguy
>>121509409
>in most cases
And in some cases the NG+ is better because you can do more strats earlier because you have the means to do said strategies earlier due to having everything unlocked already.
>>121509157
>NG+ is easier
not if you do it right
>>121509340
>Eating fucking McDonalds and candy all day while sitting in a chair or laying on a bed playing video games for 18 hours is extremely hard on your body.
worse than drugs, desu
>tfw you finally go to try crash 2, enter snow go, game crashes
and thats the end of that chapter
>>121508710
No thanks, I've already heard enough of nerds butchering German words
>>121509792
send me your copy
>>121508710
What a shitty looking game. I honestly can't take anyone who runs this seriously. And any other anime/touhou fan game for that matter.
>cosmo is streaming with mic
>hes forcefully trying to add an upwards infliction to the end of all of his sentences
fucking cringe
Hi friends, I haven't come here since I stopped speedrunning like a year ago except for the occasional marathon hype. I was reading EnNopp's chat and apparently Cosmo's a tranny now? What the fuck happened?
>>121510574
He got destroyed in OOT, lost all his viewers and now in a desperate attempt to be relevant again he has come out as a girland is making bank from his tranny viewers
So Cosmo just popped up on my Twitch alerts again - I forgot I had followed him.
Why did he change his account name to Narcissa and why is it in sub mode 24/7 now? I remember back then one of the reasons why I watched his stream was because I could chat and be chill with him and the other viewers, but now it's always on sub mode?
anyone know what the fuck happen to elajjaz? i miss his streams
>>121509405
>what's fun about going through the game with 99999 in all stats?
As opposed to RNG-heavy NG run?
>>121511074
he's trying to get his ps3 streaming setup working
this rks run is a trainwreck
>>121511369
and how long is that gon take? it feels like he dont stream anymore.
Cosmo is so full of shit.
>my lease is ending and I'll be moving.
Dude you live with your parents on your childhood bedroom. You're getting disowned for shit decisions.
>>121512619
I can't tell ya
check his twitter he's been tweeting about it forever
>>121512919
Stop deadnaming her
>>121508162
JRTA, 7 hours of Muppet, what else?
cosmo is girl?
ok
I need a new speedgame, please help before I pull the trnigger
>>121514158
Her name is narcissa you bigot
>>121514230
half life is the best
>>121514230
Genre? Length? Platforms?
>>121514230
chocobo racing
>>121514230
Muppet Racemania
>>121514230
Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories
>>121514230
>>121514440
not me but I approve and will help
>>121514351
Nah
>>121514416
3D Platformer 20m to 1:30m
>>121514440
>>121514494
I want real speedgames
>>121514715
>trip
Absolutely not.
>>121514680
No meme games!
>>121514894
forbidden memories is far from a memegame. no speedgames rival the amount of knowledge and decision making needed in that game.
>>121515027
I said no meme games
why the fuck are people promoting that shit pile of a marathon called JRTA2? it is literally a marathon to raise money for their japanese boyfriends to go to agdq so they can suck their dicks. i'd even say donating to JRTA is worse than donating to PCF.
>>121515278
Chink runners are better
Started watchin Narcissa's stream.
It's just a 100% normal boring Cosmo Smash stream.
I don't know why I expected something different.
>>121515278
just a lot of good runs in it, decent watch, approx 3 of our boys are in it but at shit times
>>121515275
and i said it's far from a memegame
>>121515278
It's just RKS shills and their nuthuggers. The actual cause is absolutely fucking cancerous.
>>121515420
She's just a normal person you bigot.
>>121515278
>worships jp runners
>refuses to use turbo in their games
the hypocrisy is off the charts
>>121515278
I just want 0xwas to run Idolm@ster at a GDQ
>>121515278
>JRTA
>Marathon with high quality runs trying to raise money for skilled runners from a morally superior nation.
>srgm
>Shitshow to raise money for degenerate memerunners that want to smoke week in a hotel all week.
>>121514230
HAHAHA TRNIGGER!!!!!
>>121515278
i don't mind the marathon but i hate the cult of personality surrounding some jp runners
no idea why people nuthug them so much
Hello friends, I'm about to transition and I need a nice feminine speedname. I was thinking about Cayleb, Jaclyn, Wanda, or Vanessa
Let me know what you think uwu
>>121516067
rachel
>>121516067
egotissa
>>121515278
this is exactly what is wrong with the community. you don't need to fucking raise money for a cause to do a marathon.
why the fuck didn't JRTA just do a normal marathon with no donations like the bestofNES did? #rks and the collective are just as cancerous as GDQs are now.
pretty pathetic.
>>121516067
Not Cosmo
>>121516067
Brianna
>>121516067
voldemortina
>>121515278
wonder how much shit a group of people would get to run a marathon to raise money to send narcissa and other trannies to AGDQ so they could suck their dicks? JRTA is pretty much that and that's acceptable.
>>121516067
Slayessa
Old srg thread? I wanna see the giggles
>>121516067
Jaclyn seems cool although spelled the classic way would be better (Jacquelyn?)
>>121516067
Mangina
>>121516067
Morticia
>>121516067
>Cayleb
Kek
>>121516067
just change your name to uwu
uwu
>>121516067
Beneziaa
Mintally Illysa
>Narcissa
why do trannys come up with the most ridiculous names?
>>121517612
You have to be pretty ridiculous yourself to go through with something so dumb.
>>121517612
Narcissism
cultural narcissism
can we just take a moment to appreciate how we memed about cosmo transitioning for ages and he actually fucking did it
I hope Narci's chat won't be sub only forever. I just wanna chill and talk about Mario Maker.
>>121516067
cutefluffybunny
>>121518412
what I'm more curious about is whether he was planning this on his own or he saw all the memes about it and caved in
>>121518178
Yes.
Cosmos chat and tumblr in general boil down to two people.
- fucked up people who want other people to suffer in their pain and thus celebrate.
- SJW otherwise normal people who have taken the idea of "cat lady" to societal levels. People like Cosmo give them social brownie points for signaling in a positive way no matter how fucked up.
Either way, it's cultish behavior. It's the feminine version of the "nice guy." Sweet to get their way. They're only nice because they get brownie points socially.
Women's lib was a massive mistake. We now live in a matriarchy that runs on emotion and not reason (female vs male thinking) and celebrates mental illness like a cat lady "cares for" 200 starving cats.
>3 days later
>serg still overflowing with memes about a washed up speedtranny
why do i come here anyway
>>121518814
>cut off his own dick just to make a meme be real
Is cosmo the ultimate mememaster now? Who else would go this far?
>>121518963
you're not helping
>>121518963
don't worry its almost time to shitpost about squid
What pronoun do I use for Cosm-... I mean Narcissa?
>>121519351
that happened earlier and all the squid posters got exposed for buying into the boogeyman
DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE MEMES
>>121519445
easiest way is to just say "Narcissa" since it avoids he/she/it/cosmo/his/her etc
>>121519619
can I just use "it"?
i didn't watch a single moment of the bob ross stream because i am a contrarian
>>121520202
of course you can. you don't owe anyone anything
>>121520898
It's pretty great. Try watching at least a bit, anon. Or have it as background noise while you do other stuff.
cosmosisjones
It's a strange kind of sadness knowing I'll never be able to throat fuck Narcissa. Maybe I should become a speed runner.
>look @ my twitch follows
>Cosmo is now a woman
God. Damn it.
You know how like sometimes a person will have a feminine trait (like nail painting, long, feminine hair) and you'll be like "Okay, that's kinda weird but I guess I'll run with it."
Those guys always turn out to be either gay or trans. Siglemic is next.
>autotune as the ending
This is how you ruin something beautiful baka desu senpai
do you think cosmo does the tranny voice at chipolte and starbucks?
>cosmo is a woman now
lol
L-Look what I found in our apartment guys! It's honestly not mine!
Cosmo's voice was so chill. Now I hear it and I just feel sad.
>>121521873
there's nothing wrong with owning a prostate massager.
reminder that the crash community exposed themselves as monkey posters
reminder that the crash community is the most pathetic speedrunning community
Narcy been doing facial hair removal for 4 months now!
>>121522313
its gay as fuck
>>121521875
HOLY SHIT what happened to his voice
>>121522547
>masturbating is gay
>>121522547
there's literally nothing wrong with being gay
>>121522624
Not that guy, but ignoring the fact he shoves it up his ass, yes sex with yourself is degenerate you fuck. Go outside and chop wood instead.
>>121522624
Having fake dicks in your anus is.
>>121522852
lmfao, you are beyond wrong, faggot
What the fuck happened to cosmo? I thought my twitch got hacked and they followed some random. What the fuck is going on?
>>121522905
How about real dicks, kid?
*unzips katana*
>>121523010
Stop posting the same thing over and over you faggot
>cosmo
>narcissa
>>121523138
wording this, fuck off
remember when cosmo's phone number was on his website and i posted it on /srg/ and i got mob flamed by retards lol
>>121521547
literally nothing gay about nail painting it black family, it's a sign of a true edgster
transitioning when?
Hm so miss wandamore like wangais not practicing the voice yet but he already sounds less deep.
>>121523176
Who are you quoting?
>>121522976
Whatever lets you sleep.
>>121515758
>smoke week
xDsorry, this late response is worth it
>>121523129
I have it on good authority that that's indicative of homosexuality as well.
Reminder that she tweeted that she preferred guys who look like girls and thus it can be inferred that she's forced Cosmo to begin transitioning.
>>121522547
Honestly, anal isn't for everyone. I've heard guys and girls all talk about how they hate it, it feels awful, and uncomfortable. Then others, including myself, love the feel and instantly go nuts from it. It might just be something that isn't for you. Or maybe you're starting out too strong and aren't doing things that would be considered for "beginners". I recommend an anal training kit maybe.
>>121522976
I bet you believe self-sucking to be a spectator sport.
>>121521547
Nah, my money's on Sig going adult baby insetad
>cosmo only got 5 sub emotes
Did he lose some or did he never had that big of a paying following?
>all of them still say cosmo[phrase]
Beuchis english voice is cuter than her spanish :/
should I unfollow cosmo y/n
>>121516067
>Wanda
top kek
>>121523935
even with tranny boost he is doing pie numbers
>Cosmo is a girl now
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I guess my hopes of ever getting the "old" streams back have gone out the window.
>>121523709
>pretending like you wouldn't for a chance to lay your head to a smackdown bewteen those kitty tighs
>>121524198
what? you wouldn't enjoy a nice comfy windwaker stream with our gurl narcy?
>>121523943
Beuchi's voice is the cutest, I would marry her, regardless of what she looks like and I'd treat her like a princess.
>>121524061
Too late, cosmo is no more.
>>121524061
Who's Cosmo?
>>121524061
he'll be dead in an alley within a week so i wouldn't bother
How long is it going to take for this shit to blow over? Admittedly I was loving the shitposting the first hour or two after the tweet was made but now who gives a fuck? The person has been dead to me since they stopped running Wind Waker so why should I care?
this cosmo situation is interesting! it made me return to srg for the first time in over a year!
Super Mario Maker is best Speedgame
>>121524696
>the person
>they
ahahahahah
How many actually normal speedrunners are there? Like ones with day jobs and no mental illness.
>>121524697
slayer steam
>>121524927
You have to have a mental illness to play through a singleplayer game more than 2 times, so no.
>>121524927
No one sane would ever play the same singleplayer game over and over. Runners for "random" games like binding of isaac would be actually the normal people if they stopped running on only 1 cherrypicked seed.
>>121524927
Trihex is literally the only one. Although he's recently made it and is probably falling to degeneracy as we speak.
Cosmo has given up on anything he's ever put effort into his life when he gets bored or it gets too difficult. SRL, WW, OOT, etc. How long will this last?
>I'm broke
>subscribes to cosme
>>121525320
Fuck off no one cares
#streammonstersout
Cosmo is gonna be even more irrelevant after a few weeks. All the normies are unfollowing him, he loses followers every time I refresh his page and the tranny sympathizers will leave within a few weeks.
>>121524927
Very very little
>cosme talking about changing his emote prefix
Any guesses on what he'll choose?
>>121525819
fuck off i couldn't care less
>>121525194
Didn't TriHex go full time with Mario Maker? He doesn't have a day job any more..
>>121525819
narcy~
>>121524696
>blow over
it's just done. i'm laughing at the ashes
>>121525413
>entire thread is about narcissa
>but YOU are a stream monster!!!!!!
based retard, you can stay
>>121525819
narc
>>121525949
He just talked about it yesterday or so. Before mario maker he was coming by, not making money but also not losing money with streaming.
Now he is swimming in dosh and of course is blwoing it on buying manga and technical stuff.
this general is so far gone from speedrunning i cant stand it anymore. what are some good ircs or mumbles i can flock to?
>>121525320
This person owes someone 10,000 buckaroonies.
I assume student loans, or, if American, health care costs.
>>121526184
they are ALL clique jerks with no speedrunning discussion, just stick to streams
>>121526184
#narcissa
>>121526185
You nailed it lmao.
https://twitter.com/transfaerie/status/595710619476729857
This Cosmo situation is giving me aids can we go back to shit talking Pie
>>121526114
hard to make money when you blow money on stupid shit like 800 dollar emotes
watch gwp
>>121526184
#rks. we welcome anyone. just make sure to donate to send our japanese boyfriends to AGDQ ^_^
why are there so many marathons this weekend?
>>121526379
12k? From fucking WHAT?
Looking at the other tweets, I imagine this person is from Europe, and college/health care are almost non-issues financially there.
No idea if payday loan sharks and those sorts of parasites exists there like they do in America, though..
What the fuck happend to cosmo, suddenly his name got changed
I've been away for a week and suddenly this shit what the fuck
>>121526379
>that avatar
>>121526379
>still subscribes
confirmed mental illness
Watching this with narcis facecam, seeing the mimic; it feels way strabnger and unsettling to me than the depri smash streams with black&white cam.I can sense a suicide coming in the next few months.
>>121526379
I couldn't sleep at night if i owed someone $100. how do these people live with themselves? granted i never went to a proper college but still
>>121526396
This general is pretty much done. There's no coming back from this meme becoming a reality. What hobby are we moving on to next, boys?
>the steady decline in follower numbers
>>121526904
I would be down for a variety streaming general
>>121527134
it'd just turn into camwhore general then
>>121526783
its the destiny of a tranny. will adrian overclock her headphones?
>>121526904
Something without trannies and furries.
>>121526904
You are acting like this general wsn't bttom of the barrel for the longets time already. Whenever I looked at this it was twitter drama general with nigerian retard speak.
>>121527273
we'd have to get off /vg/ then. they always come eventually with games
>>121527273
good luck, all the hobbies are full of them. you can't escape what society has become. at least with speedrunning you can just stay at home in your room and just play video games and not care.
>cosmeme bleeding follows out the ass
this is how I know the LORD is real
>>121527120
do you happen to know what he was at before he started streaming yesterday?
L O L
>>121527364
well ok, but at least the twitter drama was related to speedrunners or speedrunners doing something stupid.
but now
>COSMO HAS LITERALLY BECOME A TRANNY
you just can't come back from that. 90% of every thread will be about him now. always and forever. i think our only hope is if he kills himself
>>121527483
Nah sorry, I never followed the guy on twitch. Just did some occassional refreshing now like an anon earlier said and the numbers always go down. At least the speed got a little slower now.
do male to female trannies go through menstruation
>>121527273
Might have to go outside for that :/
>>121527604
Is she secretly a bitch?
In one of the earlier threads someone said she got rid of her Twitter because she didn't want to be nice to everyone anymore.
Kid of funny to believe a wannabee social worker could be a shady bitch.
>>121527472
>SJWs will use this as evidence of transphobia on Twitch
>Twitch enforces a rule that all trannies must be made mod
>>121527613
OOOH AAA AA AAAAAA
>>121527868
no, they are not real women
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright/monthly
not looking good
>>121527604
>cosmo excited like a little child to play with his speedfriends
>the guardian is not moving an inch toprotect her right to cosmos cock
would winning the nintendo world championships have prevented this?
>>121528007
I really doubt he can overcome the impact of that rejection in his curent state of mind.
>>121527868
Tranny here. I poop blood if that counts
>>121528491
he was already hemorrhaging followers and subscribers before this happened. granted it's significantly (10x) worse now
just imagine if all the people unfollowing him could speak in chat
>>121527604
>you will never have a dominant protective gf determined to have alone sexy time with you
actually slitting my wrists
>>121528338
>her follow count goes down every time you refresh
poor narcissa
>wanted to ask why the namechange
>submode
What the fuck is his issue
>>121528338
He looked more feminine before becoming Narcoticsa
WHERE CAN I CONTACT ADRIAN! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
>>121528007
Whoa cool site. Post your rank
>C-
>>121528750
I checked to see if my account was following the channel and it wasnt. it might be the system unfollowing people
cosmo just looks like a male school shooter right now tbqh
>>121529059
>>121529059
>User only has 4 follower(s).
>>121528853
>his
>mfw serg
>>121529421
this is the face of someone that puts "trans" in their twtich name
>>121529421
If you photoshopped out the retarded pigtails it'd look like an angry latino I wouldn't want to fuck with
>>121529156
Was there ever a female school shooter? I think it is a very male exclusive activity.
>>121528853
mate, let's be real. If he turned sub mode off he'd have to ban hundreds of y_ stream monsters every hour, and to do that he'd need mods, which he has none anymore, who would likely ban anyone who said anything that wasn't hugbox as fuck. There's nothing surprising about him using sub mode. few people are going to pay $5 just to shitpost.
I don't agree with Cosmo becoming a tranny, but I do feel sorry for him. That voice sounds closer to James Earl Jones than it does even the manliest of women.
>>121528007
oh socialblade does twitch too, damn that's neat
we almost broke 183k boys
>>121529915
I want to stop watching because trannies are disgusting but it's such a damn trainwreck I can't look away
>>121529915
>cosmo looks, sounds, acts feminine
>he announces he's transitioning
>he's manly now
ok
I hate what /srg/ has become
BLEEDING FOLLOWS WOW
#thanksbob
