How did this happen Edition
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
Last thread: >>121398552
Ocelot > Kaz
>>121428319
Faggot = you
>replying to australians.
>"Hello friends, I went further than i'd liked because it's what the voices told me to do, okay mom I got it, i'll see you soon, bye" - Kojima Lucas
>>121428348
idk man, kaz is a little... you know
>>121428319
No.
Kaz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ocelot
>>121427760
>Stopped reading right there.
Kek
what do you use to record video?
this is my first webm done in fraps, but I'm not loving the watermark up there.
VOTE FOR MOVIE TIME
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
TOMORROW NIGHT 8PM EST SEASON 3 OF 24 WILL BE STREAMING.
MOVIE TIME IS ON MONDAY 8PM EST
>>121428460
>fraps
>>121428460
So use the full version of fraps.
>>121428460
http://pythonhackers com/p/WebMBro/WebMConverter
Post alive characters that will get their own game soon
>>121428460
Shadow Play by Nvidia - The Way It's Meant To Be Played!
Don't tell me you're an AMDork
>>121428456
>Liking a useless hypocritical edgelord
>>121428453
The sexiest.
>>121428460
If you have an Nvidia card you can use Shadowplay. If you don't have one then just pirate a full version of Fraps. Trial version of Fraps doesn't let you record more than 30 seconds anyway.
>>121428348
>>121428456
What's it like being so wrong?
>>121428606
ok!
>>121428507
marry me movie maverick
reminder tiger stripe is best camo
>>121428686
Why was Ocelot even there? It's not like he's ever there normally to greet me. Did he just get word that the boss stinks and went down to the helipad for the sole purpose of throwing a bucket of water on me?
>>121428780
I always use either Olive Drab with scarf orBlack Ocelotwithout scarf.
Tiger Stripe a shit.
>>121428460
obs
FOX......
Would you suck on the tip of Ocelots nose? Like not as a gay thing but just because it's a thing you could do?
>>121428891
paw
>>121428891
...FOOT...
>>121428780
>Using camo
>Not always wearing the GZ sneaking suit
>>121428891
...ENGINE!
>>121428780
HERESY, SPLITTER IS THE BEST CAMO
>>121428606
>>121429027
Most useless camo is more like it.
>>121428959
Yeah because the GZ sneaking suit looks incredibly fucking stupid. Especially on Venom.
>>121429090
It's easy on the eyes and its AESTHETICALLY pleasing since all of my vehicles also use the splitter camo
If I could be serious for a minute.
It's completely fine to have a Husbando or Waifu, but you shouldn't lower the quality of the thread by constantly posting them or about them.
>>121429114
>the GZ sneaking suit looks incredibly fucking stupid
Is such shit taste even possible? Don't tell me you like the TPP sneaking suit.
>>121428780
Reminder that Olive Drab is the canonical camo, since it's what Venom wears by default in cutscenes where you don't wear the outfit you already had and in Subsistence missions and if you use any other camo you're subhuman scum.
>>121428843
>Tiger Stripe a shit
hahaha no
>>121428959
gz suit is good but I like using the camos too. Dat fabric texture
Why did the President grab Raiden's cock?
>>121429341
Why not?
>>121428959
I'd wear the MSF suit more if it had updated emblems instead really being Big Boss's actual old MSF suit that was all damp and moldy in a closet for nine years.
>>121429236
It looks fucking retarded mate. Especially at daytime. It's a rubbery fashion disaster. And yeah the TPP sneaking suit looks hundreds of times better.
>>121429223
Yeah, that's why I post both Quiet AND Venom!
>>121429393
I take it back, you don't have shit taste. You have a complete absence of taste. Try getting some.
>>121428542
>originally loved gz bb design
>play tpp
>cannot fucking stand gz bb design
>think venom looks superior in every way
so weird I don't know what happened but now every time I see BB's unscarred face I think it looks terrible, and Venom's ponytail looks better too.
So if people remember a few threads back about that football competition we signed up for, I have here a survey here for you guys to vote and suggest on to see who plays and what not. Something to do if ya bored. Fill free to send in suggestions.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ddxm-LDpAnuNYGwccbG4QQNPcQqEKhTPBBFfJv4p7ns/viewform?usp=send_form
>>121429532
That's because Venom is much better than Big Bossu
>PF points
>MB Coins
>GMP
>GP
welcome to the future, dear customer
>>121429532
it looks really good on black characters.
>>121429513
Sure, whatever you want mate.
I just don't get how you can like the blue and green rubber mishmash of ugliness that is the GZ sneaking suit when Venom's black sneaking suit has its far superior chest plate and design. But this is how opinions work, and I'm not judging you for having a different one to mine.
>>121429513
>Liking the TPP sneaking suit, which is basically Solid Snake's sneaking suit, is shit taste
Onto the raft you go.
>>121429693
Nothing wrong with any of those.
>>121429778
Solid Snake's sneaking suit isn't jet-black, doesn't add further bulk to an already massive man, and doesn't have a penis on the back.
>>121429801
>Nothing wrong with MB coin microtransactions
>>121429753
It looks really good on fucking everything mate. It's incredible.
>>121429801
MB coins are over the line.
The rest are fine.
>>121428606
>>121429513
>Not liking the TPP Sneak Suit
>>121429801
>>121429027
>>>/1941/
>>121429923
>penis back
>ridiculous vest
>amazing
Pick two and only the first two.
>>121429882
Holy fuck get some taste
>>121430032
I-I don't get it
>>121429223
Okay
>>121430067
>tpp sneaking suit fag telling anyone to get some taste
Top irony
>>121429908
There is literally nothing wrong with MB coin microtransactions.
>>121430046
Get some taste kiddo then come back. Enjoy your gay latex suit faggot.
>>121430196
Notice how nobody else here agrees with you? Make the connection.
>>121430232
How many MB coins did Konami give you to say that? 30? Or only 15?
>>121430067
I mean, I'm sure it'd look fine on Solid himself. Solid is lean. MGSV Venom is bulky as fuck, and wearing a bulk suit on top of it just makes him look cartoonish. The Ground Zeroes sneaking suit by comparison accentuates his natural bulk, and feels like something that would actually help him sneak.
>>121430184
Go back to 1941, grandpa.
>>121430349
I have 915 :)
>>121430372
What, was that camo popular in 1941 or what? I really don't get it
>>121430372
But the GZ suit looks so dumb. It's like he's in a full body swimsuit. The TPP one looks operator as fuck.
>>121430389
So they gave you 9.15$, how generous.
Reminders:
The novel is not canon
Quiet is alive
Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
Water is wet
2 + 2 = 4
:)
http://www.eklecty-city.fr/interviews/interview-avec-stefanie-joosten-quiet-dans-metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain/
It's a tad dank. I don't use it that often though, I like the camos more.
>>121430536
All correct this time, nice job anon
>tfw no Portable Ops sneaking suit
>>121430668
Where on MB is that? Support platform?
>>121430447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splittertarnmuster
>>121430461
>full body swimsuit
Yes? He's sneaking. I don't know what the fuck your idea of 'operator' is. The Ground Zeroes sneaking suit looks mainly functional, with a little embellishment. It's lean enough for him to wear webbing over it. The Phantom Pain sneaking suit has fucking pecs and abs moulded onto it like he's supposed to be fucking Batman or something.
>>121430668
>>121430746
Because everything about PO was shit
>>121428906
yes. But yknow, as a gay thing.
>>121430461
This looks like a sneaking suit, the tpp suit is more a combat suit imo
>>121430630
>Actually I have always been a nerd since I was a kid
Cute
>>121431000
That's fine too, I guess
>>121430630
>even GaB got a cheeky reference
nice
>>121430772
yea
Also isn't the gz suit underneath the tpp suit or no?
>>121431125
Why isn't she posting here?
Why does she only post on ded/kukchan?
>>121430668
Sneaking Suits fits Solid more. BB/Venom look better with the camo.
>>121430630
>I really like sci-fi movies, for example Blade Runner and The Matrix are some of my favorites. Actors that I really admire are Scarlett Johansson and Keanu Reeves.
Starting to see why Kojima picked her
>>121430881
>Be scientist
>Happily working for the Soviets in Afghanistan
>Some asshole kidnaps me and a cowboy wannabe forces me to work for them
>Some cripple wants me to develop a sneaking suit for the one who kidnapped me
>timeforrevenge.bmp
>Create plates and put them in the form of a penis on the back
>Watch as countless other kidnapped people try to hold their giggles as he passes beside them
>>121431118
Thanks family.
Do you think he's ever felt self-conscious about how big and cute and pointy it is?
Anybody have a picture of the swimsuits in white?
Just a normal frontal picture please.
>>121431324
I doubt it, it's Ocelot
>>121431258
Maybe if you guys were nicer to her in the MGSV video she'd come here :^)
>>121431441
oh hey gab
>>121430872
Oh so the design's German, that's cool. Don't know why you're putting me in 1941 since variants of it are still used today.
So I was looking around the ACC and noticed this. When did the zoo get a whole pen full of dogs?
>>121431324
You do know, Ocelot is pretty full of himself.
He thinks he's handsome.
>>121431493
Those are wolves, just like DD.
>>121431480
>GaB ever posting here
>>121431268
Yea the is perfect for venom, it looks badass.
>>121430461
I think it looks neat
>>121431539
Shut the fuck up Huey!
>>121431581
I don't know jackshit about GaB, why would she not post here?
>>121431648
Anyone can see he's a wolf, anon.
>>121431384
>Using white or red outfits
Nope, no shitters here senpai
>>121431604
meant to say camo/fatigues is perfect
>>121431767
At least you've stopped using the word edgy incorrectly.
>>121431670
because she's on otherchan sometimes
PATCH
>>121430746
Volgin's tactical thigh highs were alright.
But on Big Boss, they looked a little silly.
>>121431932
Never
>>121431735
HE'S A DOG!
Who gave you a computer on the raft anyway?
>>121431493
Also, trying to teach some of the animals tricks...with my riot shotgun.
>At 93%
>Can't be bothered doing mission tasks any more
pls send help
>>121432069
okay
>>121431932
>>121431963
Fox Engine Volgin is too handsome.
>>121432069
what tasks
>>121432069
okay
>>121431735
Fuck off, Emmerich
>>121431496I think he's handsome.
>>121430630
I'm so happy everything is going good for her
>>121432086
that patch is in the wrong place
>>121432035
Oh sure,you may have named him D-Dog, but that's all that it is, a name. You cling to such things to make you feel alive.
>>121432096
Mostly just conversation tasks left now.
I came here to say that anyone who doesn't think MGS2 is a masterpiece is a fucking moron.
>>121432165
ey bby
>>121432267
but they're easy
>>121432145
Get out of here Ocelot. Fuck's sake next thing we need is for Quiet to start shitposting
>>121432240
You no longer have a say in things, traitor! The Boss should've let the crowd loose on you!
>>121432318
Okay
>>121432318
Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
>>121432373
Make me, my mom was the boss I can get you banned.
>>121432267
Use theinnocent and cute genius Huey'sStealth Camo item
>>121432086
Absolutely disgusting. Sex is only between a man and a woman just like Allah intended!
>>121432091
I was so fucking excited to see him in Fox Engine. I still can't believe it happened. He really is one handsome motherfucker.
>>121432630
No, no! Your mind is filled with lusty thoughts which spread to your perception of the image!
These men are only enjoying close physical companionship! Nothing sexual is happening!
>>121432318
this is true
>>121428460
ps4 is always recording gameplay
just pressing the share button will save the last 15 minutes of gameplay
>>121432996
>tfw couldn't keep the claw hand
>>121432903
I wish we could've seen The Sorrow in Fox Engine. He's my absolute fave.
>>121432989
Hm, you may be right. After all their areas are covered and I cannot see what they are doing down there.
This has reminded me that you should all know that according to Islamic Law all women should wear the burka and any woman that's seen without one shall be stoned to death!
>>121428460
>>121428460
if you have win10 use winkey + g to acess game bar, then in game press alt, winkey and R to start recording. it doesn't affect framerate one bit imo, and makes good quality videos for webm
I wonder how depressed this guy must be right now
>>121432903
So Volgin's model was that dude everyone thought was Grey Fox.
>>121433047
they should've left the arm like this intill we save that dude with the specialist
>>121433113
The Sorrow looks like a fucking librarian, complete with comfy sweater.
Operator as fuck, in other words.
>>121433354
>Delete all Big Boss pics
>Keep everything that's related to Venom since he's a completely different character
solved
>>121433412
does this model exist in the game files?
It has to right?
If it was in the cutscenes it has to have a model since everything was made in real-time.
>>121433113
yeah, same here. it's pretty cool that Ocelot started to resemble both him and The Boss, though, in MGSV. I wish they'd elaborated on his parentage a little more, it would've been interesting to see how he feels about it.cobras in fox engine when
>>121433641
>Next Metal Gear game takes place in WW2
>infiltrating command platform
>almost at the finish
>guard comes around the corner, stun shotgun him
>he lands right on the impossible to avoid mine
>can't finish FOB without fucking up the No Kill bonus
Why can these jackasses just run through their own mines anyways?
>>121433516
There are seven arm .fmdls, so probably.
>>121434013
You should be pleased that the enemy took the blast in your stead. This isn't a game; it's the battlefield.
I love D-Horse!
>>121433641
Are you me? I love that he goes from looking strongly like his mother in 3, to more and more like his dad in V, and I too have thirst for the Cobras in fox engine/a more extensive look into Ocelot's parentage.
when can i futon a skull?
>>121434163
I bet you do you sick freak!
>>121434163
What happens if you tell him to Do It (Defacate) too many times?
Does he ever run out?
>>121434209
When you extract Senile Talker
Good night /mgg/
>>121434209
Once Code Talker is on your Medical Team. Basically, after mission 29.
>>121434163
Best buddy, all others need not apply.
>go to my own fob
>pick up mine to move it someplace else
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
MISSION FAILED BOSS
>>121434235
he runs faster
>>121433735
>Press X to birth Ocelot
>>121430290
/mgg/ has gotten an influx of people with shit taste ever since TPP came out. That's the connection I made.
>>121434295
good night senpai
>>121433354
I hope he made the right choice.
>>121430630
This is old news already senpai
>>121433516
>>121434029
what about Punished "your all diamonds" Snake
>>121431670
Because this thread isn't a thread specifically about her on a board specifically about her friend
Also4chan pissed off Stefanie back
>>121434198
kek anon, I might be you. are you me?
that aside, I feel like a lot of people have the same opinion. they just kinda drop his heritage on us in MGS3, and then we never get to hear anything else about him (from him, anyway). I feel like a lot of people are interested in hearing how he feels about it.
>>121435076
>Also 4chan pissed off Stefanie back
wat
>>121435126
mean to say 'back in September'
>>121435059
Easy check in the cutscene .pftxs. Might be a usable bsm. Though if it's done through something like the bloodstain map, you're kinda fucked.
>>121435219
What did they do to her?
>>121435382
set her on fire and laughed when she fell out the window
>>121435382
A handful of degenerates went digging too deep for old pictures of her (that's where the cosplay ones came from) and raided one of her old blogs. Apparently in one of these pictures she was underage, and I dunno if she had been lurking 4chan for awhile or somebody clued her in but she found out and wasn't too happy about it. She was awake at 2 am before the TGS deleting her old shit just to throw the fuckers off her trail. It's pretty fucking disgusting really and we all end up sharing the blame being anonymous despite how the majority were against it from the get-go.
>>121435382
showed her the short way down
>>121435580
God damn it.
>>121435585
ahhhh
>>121435807
God damn
>>121435580I have that pic lel
>>121435580
That one motherfucker with the hundred-and-fifty-image set of 'Rare Joosts'?
Fuck, that was creepy.
>>121435580
That's why Mods are so anal about Joostposting, fucking degenerates have to ruin it for everyone else
>>121436076
It was regular creepy though, not that bad.
>>121435968
Share mang.
>>121436076
No that guy was a troll fucking around. It was a tripfag and some other anon scumbags. What's hilarious is that the anon scumbags did it again recently trying to break into her password-protected photobucket for more le rares. Lo and behold the photobucket got deleted also though GaB swears Joost didn't do it. What's hilarious is that they still swear up and down they didn't do anything wrong.
>>121435580
Out of curiosity, how do you know about this? Like, her being awake at two deleting shit? Did she say this somewhere?
>>121436203
>go to archive
>search 'rare joost' in filename
>Be a model
>Be angry when people see pictures of you modeling
>Posting "private" pictures online
Ok senpai.
>>121436336
It was confirmed she knew about what was going on that night, it stands to reason she did delete that blog because all the timeframes match up.
>>121436336Our good friend GaB
>>121436203You trying to get me banned?It's the cosplay one
>>121436387
These were pictures from way before she was a model you dumb fucking nigger piece of shit, she was literally 15 in one of them.
>>121436387
It's not her model pics it's stuff of her when she was a kid
>>121436379
>archive
anon...
Would you read a graphic novel that filled in the gaps of Ocelot life we never saw?
>>121436576
A nonpornographic picture of a 15-year-old girl?
>>121436603
Fireden has full search functionality now.
>>121436481
apparently it wasn't though, she was 16 in the Tifa ones, there's one that's even older than that. the thing is that I recall no such picture at least that I remember.
>>121436481
the Tifa one?
I don't think that's the one she got upset about
>>121436576
If they are so private, why is she putting them on the internet?
Not saying its right, because quietfags like all waifufags are fucking cancer who shit up this general, but until they started trying to illegally access peoples personal accounts they were within their rights to be fucking creeps.
>>121436839
Most people were against it, it was like a handful of people at best who did that shit
>>121436612
I'd adore that, you don't even know.
Also this one just destroyed me, so thanks.
>>121436839
Teenagers, females, and teenaged females typically do not have a very good grasp of PERSEC
>>121436839
as I recall they weren't actually posted by Joost but by people who went to those cons years ago, and the site they were posted on were actually dead and the pictures were pulled from an archive
So basically these people took the time to find random strangers who took pictures of a 15 year old Joost ten years ago to comb through a dead site
YOU GUYS LIKE CUTE RUSSIAN BOYS?
post that shit nigga
>>121437089
I LIKE CUTE RUSSIAN BOYS!
>>121436724
>tifa one
wait what? what is that?
>>121436612
I love this. Is there any more?
>>121436612
yes
>we'll never get one
>ever
>>121437220
some shitty tifa cosplay with crappy spray-on tan she did in high school
>>121437220
It was AC Tifa, don't worry about it.
>>121437014
Thanks, to be honest I didn't have a full grasp of what really went down. As long as they weren't pornographic I don't see anything exceptionally wrong with it, but your right. That's not your normal everyday faggotry, that's advanced faggotry. Waifufags can really be sick in the head.
>>121437089
I LIKE CUTE RUSSIAN BOYS
>>121437415
People like that don't really love Joost.
If they did they would respect her privacy. Some of those guys even admitted they did it literally just for the 'thrill' of specifically invading her privacy and didn't care about the actual pictures. /joosten/ more or less lynched them like they deserved.
>>121437227
Only this.
It would have been nice to see Ocelot is more casual clothing of the 1960s.
>>121437014
>>121437415
On the surface it might seem weird, but some folks just have a lot of time on their hands. I've gone to similar depths just to avoid paying for textbooks.
>>121437659
That's not even remotely the same and I don't know why you even mentioned it.
>>121437582
I wonder if it was that guy who claimed he was part of the "Joosten Fart Task Force". Fuck that shit was cancerous, glad he got banned.
>>121435731
Fuck Ishmael for setting Quiet on fire and joking about it. That wasn't funny at all
>>121437659
You were blackmailing people so they'd buy you textbooks?
Seeing as Ocelot and EVA are working closely together.
It would have been nice to see Ocelot on a motorcycle at least once.
I know it would ruin his symbolism with The Boss, but still.
>>121437582
Good to see /joosten/ changed their rules so shit like that wouldn't happen again
>>121437659
that's not the same anon-kun and you know it.
>>121437716
>>121437928
At some point in the trawling you reach a state of detachment, where you're not really keeping in mind what you're doing and instead it just becomes a task you can immerse yourself in. It's an autistic kind of pleasure. (I'm an autist.)
>>121437657
this stuff is creepy to be honest... the fuck are you people doing
>>121437418
Ocelot is only fake Russian.
>>121438018
Creepy? What is?
>>121437657
Sweet. I drew Ocelot and Snake in casual clothes if you wanna see.
>tfw just listened to Paz's last tape
why did she have to die, bros?
![HnK 31.avi_snapshot_13.53_[2015.09.19_12.14.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ND0IxQ4.jpg "HnK 31.avi_snapshot_13.53_[2015.09.19_12.14.55].jpg")
>>121437921
We can't police what people do in their free time, damage could still be done. But you know shit like this shouldn't be moderated, or put down as rules, it should be common decency to not do it. Who would want to upset Joost? It's literally craven behavior reserved for the worst edgelord in hell.
>>121438097
pls post
>>121438114
Because she stole ZEKE and tried to kill everyone with it.
>>121437418
uhh
>>121438074
His dads Russian. Nice try though thanks for playing
>>121438097
Sure, I'm always looking for artwork.
>>121438114
You'll have to ask Zero that question.
Kaz "The Cleaner" Miller needs to smoke
>>121438085
can't put my finger on it, that pic I replied to was bizarre and creeped me out. This one is fine tho
>>121438114
she was stripped of her internal organs in place of bombs, she was a walking corpse back when BB rescued her.
>>121438217
>His dads Russian.
And his mom is a real American hero.
Plus, Ocelot himself was raised in America and DEFECTED to the Soviet Union.
And then he spends the rest of his life working for an American's interests.
Ocelot is American through and through, regardless of his parentage, which is half-American anyway.
The Russian stuff was fake.
>>121438185
For you anon
>>121438406
Ocelot was taken by the Wise Man's committee.
Like Olga's baby being taken by the Patriots.
Except Ocelot was never rescued so he worked for the Wise Men throughout the entire Big Boss era and then became part of the Patriots in the Solid Snake era.
>>121438406
Not exactly, after The Patriots, he went back to the GRU. Technically, he was working for the GRU a bit on the side during The Patriots as well.
He did this up until half way through MGS2.
But is he inherently more "american", yes because he enjoys westerns.
>Skull Face's pizza textured dick.
