which irc is your favorite irc edition
>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
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>>121309176
>>121309176
>>121309176
just a tf2center refugee waiting for Valve's warm shelter
how many pages do i need senpai?
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
http://pastebin.com/S4QZuDX8
who is missing from this list
>>121383378
>wich irc is your favorite irc
>implying there is any IRC worth using other than #tf.wars
drawfags BTFO
is the unknown venom a good tf2 youtuber
>>121383936
he hella epic
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
matchmaking confirmed guys
from last thread >
>go on tf2.com late november, 2015
>new blog post
>"Competitive is Here!"
>download the update
>stare at screen as the last percent turns over
>start tf2
>start matchmaking
>wait 25 minutes for a game
>finally ready
>ready up
>17/18 ready
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>17/18 ready
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>bugs out and I have to start over
>wait 25 minutes for a game
>17/18 ready
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>join game
>18/18
>sending client info
>it's 2fort
>read blog post again
>all maps but 2fort stricken from game
>check URL
>"2fortress2.com"
>all comics updated to take place on 2fort
>open game again
>goes into a 2fort bot map from startup
>turn off computer
>go outside
>get sniped
>last thing I see is gibus and wave
ready for competitive, guys?
>>121384439
Nahhh
what?
Nah not yet m8 that mus be the previous update u missed
>>121384476
they already said they were more comfortable with doing 6s at the start of MM due to it having less players
items servers down?
if yukon doesn't ever get updated im gonna be really PISSED ...
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27356520#latest
>>121385057
dont worry Valve will get very informative feedback about it when MM comes out
aka pubbers crying
>fireworks going off
>cats are scared
>tfw
>>121385951
typical nigger behavior to think your own pets getting upset is funny
>>121384476
Pretty good
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
>>121383798
me senpai
>>121386353
why are they mixing CSGO and TF2 weapons? that katana doesnt deserve to be with that trash!
>>121383798
i think videogames doesn't like me
i hella epic
i smella
hey fella
>>121387714
>>121387716
>>121387825
>>121387901
>>121388080
>>121388081
>>121388082
>>121388181
>>121388343
>>121388345
>>121388348
BIG HEAD MAN SPOTTED IN THE WILD
NEED A PICTURE OF ELLIOTT ASAP
>>121388536
check my fit dude
>>121388651
>>>/fa/10576775
lets ask /fa/ instead
>>121384764
>>121389239
please tell me in 3 easy steps how to access that menu
>item server is down
Hot steamy opinions on weapons changes
>Air strike
Radius penalty increased back to 15%
Rockets now have more viable model
>Loose cannon
Double donk window decreased from .5 seconds to .33 seconds
Double donks no longer occur when hit by a second loose cannon projectile while a roller explodes at your feet
Cannonball impact increased to 65 damage from 60
Explosion damage decreased slightly
Double donk damage is now 135
>Reserve shooter
Split into two different weapons, one for pyro one for soldier
>Pyro version
+15% switch speed
Minicrits targets launched by airblast in the last 3 seconds
-50% clip size
>Soldier version
+25% faster weapon switch
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions for 5 seconds after being deployed
-34% clip size
>Airblast
Applies basic pushforce instead of resetting momentum and applying an upwards pushforce.
Airblasted targets recive 50% of airblast push force if still airborn from previous airblast
Ubered targets recive full knockback when airborn
Reflected explosions no longer mini-crit pyro
Reflected explosions now have a 35% self damage resistance
Airblast cooldown reduced to .6 seconds from .75 after successful reflect or extinguish
>Vita saw
Rework
While at full uber and while deploying:
+10% movement speed increase
+2 hp/s
+15% damage vulnerability to explosives
+15% increase in pushforce taken
>Crit-a-Cola
Increased damage taken while active to 15%
15% decreased movement speed for 4 seconds after usage
>Overdose
-25% clip size penalty
-10% damage penalty
With every kill, Clip size increases by 5 needles, Firing speed increases by 10%, and movement speed increases by 3%, capping at 4 kills.
>Stock flamethrower
Airblast cost decreased to 10 ammo.
>Degreaser
Airblast is still 20 ammo
Afterburn duration decreased to 5 seconds
Damage penalty increased to 20%
Reflected projectiles no longer mini-crit
Reflected projectiles travel 25% faster
>Backburner
Airblast is still 50 ammo
Crit angle increased to 120 degrees
>>121390957
MATCHMAKING ITS HAPPENING
>>121391194
>Still wanting to rebalance the backburner
the backburner was allright as it was in 2010
having it able to airblast for 1/4 of his ammo is actually pretty retarded
What was that little update that they didn't post about? It was like 3.6 MB is there any place where I can see what they changed?
>>121391194
Reserve shooter shouldn't have any switch bonus when degreaser exists.
Also, I think that degreaser should suffer a longer cooldown for the ability to airblast on top of it's damage reduction
>cleaning up space on hard drive
>steam folder unusually large
>tf2 folder unusually large
>tf folder unusually large
>about 40gigs of demos
reminder to delete old demos
Goddamit Valve... I'm experiencing a weird glitch. Opening the chat at certain moments will break my game. It gets me stuck in a state in which I'm in the chat box but also I'm able to fire and use all the keys. I can't rotate the camera (since the curson is on) or even quit the match, so I have to close the game manually.
gaben give me my fucking items
spy mains
>>121388651
this dude is like 5'6 lmao
#lootget!
>>121383378
>watching tf2 Youtubers
Are you fucks serious? this is an 18+ Website fuck off
>Only 1 item drop today
The hell?
>>121395771
Are you me?
Would anyone have a C.A.P.P.E.R they're willing to let go to a player who just started playing again? I have a misc and a fabricator that probably add up to about the same value.
>>121396080
>fabricator
>being of any value
Hey you fucking retards are we getting ranked matchmaking or not?
>>121396161
>it sells for 3.50 canadian on the market
that looks like money to me
I think this is the hardest Valve has ever fucked up the item server.
>>121396292
What fabricator is it?
>>121396292
Then sell it and buy a capper off the market.
>>121396586
Specialized Killstreak Medigun
>>121396292
>3.50 canadian
So that's what, like a quarter in America money?
>>121396292
>C.A.P.P.E.R. is 7.50
So you've got a misc. worth four dollars then?
>>121396638
Cappers are ~8 dollars on the market, and the misc that I have, which is the 2nd part of my offer, can't be sold on the market.
>overwatch fags claimed weeks ago its gonna kill TF2
>Blizzard charges 60 bucks for the game
AYYY
Y
Y
Y
>>121396797
I never said it was an even trade, but it's better than me begging for shit.
>>121396849
only on console though
but they've said nothing about the pay model on console so it could very well have microtransactions ON TOP OF $60 which id expect from blizzard lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ylL6W2cpLE
how terrifying
>>121396849
>>121397143
It's Blizzard.
I was expecting subscription fees like WoW.
>>121397052
>Would anyone have a C.A.P.P.E.R they're willing to let go to a player who just started playing again?
But that's exactly what you're doing.
>>121397790
I'm giving something in exchange, I'm not asking for anything for free. Stop being a nitpicking fuck and move on if you don't wanna help.
>>121398089
>PLS GIB ME SHIT AT MY PROFIT
I just got back into the game too and you don't see me begging people to trade their items at a loss, or complaining on top of that when someone says no and/or calls you on your shit.
>>121393905
im 6'1" :L
>>121398308
Why are you implying it's trading at their loss?
My Fabricator is 3.50, the C.A.P.P.E.R is 7.50, meaning there's a 4 dollar difference.
My misc is a Fast Learner, which may only be worth 3 ref in game, but if someone is looking for it, it'd be a lot cheaper for them than buying it from the store for 5 bucks. I'm not including the value of the paint on it.
My misc is worth
the only thing acceptable to ask for is unlocks y/n
>>121398693
the store price is completely irrelevant though
>>121398693
>it'd be a lot cheaper for them than buying it from the store for 5 bucks
HAHAHAHA
my burning stainless pot + pro KS aussie RL with team shine for a death by disco prehistoric pullover
y/n
>>121398850
>>121398835
I'm aware it's irrelevant, but people are dumb enough to buy shit from the store.
>>121398693
Just because your stupid fucking box is worth $3.50 doesn't mean it'll sell like hotcakes like the CAPPER would, in fact I doubt anyone with half a brain would take the meticulous time to finish your fabricator.
Literally nobody with even a shred of human intelligence would buy anything except for seasonal keys out of the valve store for any reason.
Your argument isn't just bad, it's void.
>>121398991
so youre basically implying that were dumb enough for you to jew us
feathers <3
>>121399138
yes
>>121398991
The kind of person that would buy it from the store wouldn't bother going and looking for someone to trade with.
>>121399272
ok bye
>>121398991
You're dumb enough to try to pawn an unfinished fabricator for a commando grade, high-demand weapon skin.
Go onto a trade server and find some ten year old that's dumb enough to take it.
And then go ahead and be dumb enough to think it does anything special for you besides making you look like a faggot with a Nerf gun.
>>121398898
lol
>still dont have my S15-S16 Medals
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUU
VALVE
FUCKSSSSSSS
>yesterday
>want to dm very late in the evening
>EU dm's aren't populated
>see NA dm pop up in the server browser
>"oh well why not"
>150 ping
>only scout on my team
>wipe the fucking floor with the 2 other scouts in several 1v1s
>they start focusing and double teaming me
>they run across gully mid just to chase me down
>literally ignoring the two soldiers and the demo on my team
whats the point of DM'ing then
fucking NA players man
Hey guys I'm just getting back into TF2, can anyone trade me an unusual for my fabricator so I can start building my inventory again?
I promise it's not le ebin maymay I price checked with the Valve Store :^)
>>121400045
>playin on a NA server as EU
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>121396849
Source pls
>>121400045
>taking dm seriously
nigga...
>>121399862
It takes UGC about a month to give them out after Valve adds them.
who wants to play some competitive
>>121400776
How
>>121400575
Well its all fun and games until you get shut down by 2 mad scouts on every respawn.
>>121400316
I just wanted to play some chill dm, warm up and maybe improve a bit
>>121400776
Me desu
>>121400776
I want to believe
>>121400493
This was tweeted and sone gamestop folks claimed its gonna be 59.99 on all platforms
gj blizz LEL
>>121400863
some guy i know invited me
we couldnt queue, said we didnt have a beta pass
>>121400924
:3c~
>>121401037
believe
>>121401418
And how did he get a beta pass in first place
>>121401935
nohbdy knows
>>121401324
This will never happen
I doubt blizzard is this retarded
Nobody will play this polished piece of shit if its 60 bucks
People were hyped because it was a polished f2p piece of shit, which is a thing that practically never happens
this game is dumb
ur all dumb
why this
>>121401324
Link to the tweet?
>Turn in
>There was no response from the server
>Turn in
>There was no response from the server
>Turn in
>There was no response from the server
FUCK
>>121400776
This doesn't actually mean anything other than that the "Invite" function now works in the beta menu. You can try it if you have a HUD with a section allocated in advance for MM.
neat
u ready for matchmaking?
>>121404564
That's a big shotgun.
>>121404564
>traded
>neat
>>121404564
>traded for it
>>121404564
The only uglier shotgun skin is civil duty
>>121404564
>Lightning Rod
I hope you got it from a raffle or something.
Matchmaking?
Someone buy my Strange Genuine Righteous Bison for 2 keys.
>pl_upward
>be pyro
>kill people by airblasting them off the side of the map
>sometimes juggle people with several airblasts just to kill them that way
>get called worse than hitler
>>121406481
pyro takes skill
join you nerds
Anyone interested in a Pro killstreak kit for the Phlog and Powerjack? Sheens are Hot Rod., Fire Horns/Incinerator
Post 'em along with cases gotten.
I've gotten 1 so far.
>>121407814
I've gotten two cases.
One was that fucking Jason mask, the other was an Unusual.
Also, I had good luck as a scout on harvest.
>>121407989
You're the one with the prehistoric pullover unusual right
>>121407814
zero cases, can't muster up the will to play mann manor
i got the cute bat cosmetic from transmuting so that was neat
this phlog shitter got at least 10 mmphs in one life so I switched to sniper and headshot his fucking ass the second his taunt ended and I feel like a million bucks
>>121408170
No.
>>121407814
Around 8 cases.
Too bad I was dumb and started doing the missions a few days ago so I couldn't get cash from them.
>>121408207
http://tf2r.com/k5xn2ok.html
scorch shot is the most obnoxious weapon in game
>>121408778
stop playing sniper on 2fort
WHAT WAS THAT UPDATE
???????????????????????
>>121408778
>
>>121409659
Competitive matchmaking, come join my party
>>121383378
#cpmpickup is best irc desu lads desu
>>121408553
duuudeee add me I am totally interested
id/thesaucey
Hello? Yeah, hi. I'd like to join a matchmaking queue, can anyone tell me when that would be ready?
>when an enemy pyro airblasts you to safety and you kill him
:')
>tfw no boyfriend to carry me
>tfw no boyfriend to call me a stupid whore when i mess up and to remind me im his
>tfw i will never have victory sex after winning a match
>tfw i will never experience him pounding my fuckhole to vent his anger after a loss
why even live? ; ~ ;
>>121413676
fucking post id
>>121414109
i'm shy :x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgmvxNA-Feg
>>121414165
then fuck off
when is valve going to unfuck the virginia servers
>>121414165
if you want those things from me you should post your id
>>121414331
>when is valve going to unfuck the virgin
>tfw no tf2g tran bf like aida to abuse when i lose
>>121414109
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dilent/
pls be nice :x
>>121414109
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sleepyzed/
>>121414832
zed you're such a whore
Overwatch confirmed for $39.99/$59.99 + microtransactions (skins, heroes, probably maps too since it's Activision-Blizzard and Acti is behind Cawadoody)
Confirmed non-threat to TF2.
>>121415708
L
O
L
overwatched CONFIRMED for monthly subscriptions of $19.99/month
>>121415304
i am not a whore
but i like to do it
>>121415708
heh
i never believed it would affect tf2 much but this just guarantees it
>>121415913
do you have a tf2g crush
How do I get pharoah to be my e-bf
>sapper's not being destroyable during truce still not fixed
I WANT TO EXPLOIT SENTRIES DURING TRUCE, FUCK THIS
will kiriikp ever stream tf2 omg
a medigun that when ubers gives 2x the overheal and regularly overheal takes decreases at a slower rate
y/:?
>>121417225
why
>>121415708
RIP, whatever chance this game had is now dead.
threadly reminder that Healslut has THE best butt
>>121417276
bc they the defenses put up by the other team at the start of the match wouldn't be as useful
>>121417443
healslut, aida, feathers, dotsy or flip
>>121417529
is that even a question
healslut
>>121415913
wait was that really your post? >>121413676
>>121417529
>>121418080
no one from here has seen my butt
>>121418080
kys desu senpai
>>121418275
fine
http://strawpoll.me/5931675
omigosh I accidentally ignored the friend request please send it again >~>
>tfw will never rest my head on healslut's amazing thighs after a long session of ruining idiots
an abstract type of hell
>>121418503
>none for aida
wow
o
w
>>121416796
Even if you could, you'd just get your shit ubercritted within seconds of the boss going down. Or sticky spammed.
>>121419106
if dotsty isn't an option then i aint voting
no strange quickie launchers yet ;_;
>>121419681
why do people think i have a nice butt i've never shown anyone here
>>121420180
it is probably just as nice as the rest of you, toots
>>121417443
me x healslut otp
This guy walks up and slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
Southern Hospitality needs a buff.
>pocket kritz medic and heavy or soldier
>spams the chat with shit
>>121422128
Laugh at him for thinking he's on a crit server.
>>121422128
>confront him
>CRIT
>>121422128
Shoot him.
>>121420592
th-thanksno one has ever called me toots before ;o
>>121423918
woah that wasn't the response i was expecting
why aren't you yelling at me and calling me names for talking about your butt
>>121424056
Because this isn't real life, this is the Internet You behave differently on the Internet than you would in real life.
raffle
>>121424056
well you were complimenting me why would i yell at you
>>121424289
im used to you being a hateful person but i guess you're just having a good day or something
>>121424448
i am not a hateful person where did you get that from
>>121424515
crona told me you were
>>121424182
scrap.tf or tf2r
>>121424617
crona is not known for telling the truth
im not hateful
>>121424868
tf2r
>>121424868
tf2r
>>121424948
>>121425050
Okay.
http://tf2r.com/k8jq85b.html
>>121425445
you are a cutie
I want the gays to leave
>haven't played TF2 in 8 months
what's new what's latest how many dildos can we now put on hats?
>>121425685
y r u here den
>>121425906
there hasn't been a meaningful update in 2 years
(Voice) me: help!
time warp professionals panama for my GE larrikan robin
y/n?
>>121425906
You missed Gun Mettle, which was the most significant update.
http://www.teamfortress.com/gunmettle/powerhouse.php
Ignore the maps, just scroll down to the gameplay changes. Some of the major ones:
>Dead Ringer has been changed to only absorb 20% of incoming fire when activated; cannot pick up cloak while cloaked; speed boost upon activation
>Mini-Sentries build a hell of a lot slower now
>Jag's been buffed, best defensive wrench now
>Loch-n-Load now only has a daamage bonus against buildings
>BFB has finally been nerfed to remove boost upon taking damage
>Black Box received a slight nerf
>Scorch Shot was buffed to have a bigger radius, Detonator was nerfed to give more self-damage for some reason
>Sydney Sleeper now applies Jarate on every scoped hit; still does not extinguish teammates
>Tomislav is 20% more accurate now
>Bazaar Bargain is a straight upgrade
>Vaccinator is SHIT now, don't even bother
That's pretty much it, just check the page for the complete+more detailed list.
>>121426236
no no no
The dream... how could we come to this
http://logs.tf/1098660
tfw
>>121426470
everyone knows that it's going to require a pass
>>121426372
>dead ringer nerf
>jag buff
>bfb nerf
>black box nerf
NICE
>>121426563
thats crazy stupid
>>121426520
wow good frags shoebox ;)
>>121426563
>need a pass
>to play in a cancer worse than TF2Center
Would rather donate all my goods to MasterNoob and chop my balls off
>>121426621
Yeah, the era of Loch/Tide Turner/Eyelander Demoknights plaguing literally every server is finally over.It's the Loose Cannon now.
There aren't really any ridiculously overpowered weapons anymore, nothing that was on the level of the post-Love&War Loch n Load.
Oh, I forgot to mention: Wrangler nerf. Sigafoo Save is no longer possible.
>>121426520
what a gamer
Does anyone else have trouble tracking jumpers because of their kill feed? I use rayshud
3 keys for a MW strange Black Dahlia, y/n?
shoebox is a good scout but looks like papa tiger..... takes it home
>>121427752
thank you
>>121428354
>cosmetics
>skins
If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking deadI'm a force of nature
>>121429043
how are these people so short
yo I fucking asked for a raffle and the guy does one but I was busy playing tf2 and didn't get to enter thanks anyway guy
>>121429182
At least one of them is a girl.
>>121429282
Is it me
>>121428332
Help I can't make decisions on my own.
>people actually getting pockets in order to kill you and then taking your reskin
i miss mossy
>>121430684
Black Dahlia looks like shit, so no.
>>121429043
that spy is brutally short
>>121430684
Buy a killstreak capper
>>121430925
>it wasn't just to kill you; sorry the world doesn't revolve around youbut thanks for the skin lmao
Dringer+spycicle makes me anger
>>121431334
Stop playing pyro, then.
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Thursday :)
>>121430684
strange modules look like shit on small weapons
>>121431182
cappers are fucking $20
http://tf2r.com/ko8hn2b.html
Why are the Invasion update weapons so expensive?
>>121431575
A killstreak capper is like $9 you monopoly thimble
why did valve fuck Halloween this year?
>>121431891
Because people realized it's not worth opening a case for Graylien.
Post some fun screenshots
>>121432754
>>121432754
So I made mistake. I went on a crafting spree and tried to get some fun weapons? But all I really got is a Tide Turner, Loch-N-Load, and a few tokens.
>>121433004
>Crafting weapons
![F3FBBEF30FFED123FB6019EDFA614184B14E2C08[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rLT6eSx.jpg "F3FBBEF30FFED123FB6019EDFA614184B14E2C08[1].jpg")
>>121432754
>>121432754
>>121432754
desu
>>121433004
>crafting weapons
>>121432754
>has an australium
>is absolute shit at the game
>>121432754
>>121432754
breaking his back to defend
>>121432754
