DEAD GAME EDITION
>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
tfw in LOVE
reposten
Whats your age TF2G?
http://strawpoll.me/5923631
>>121309123
My favorite islugermorph
>>121309123
CAPPER
no bully
nth for tf2 cosplay
>>121309123
local hero is good
can someone raffle a graylien
>>121309294
I hope I never know this feel again
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
someone tell me what i should price that flamethrower at
>>121309179
I don't think I am.
>>121308547
Where can I get this software?
>>121309294
tfw in love with feathers
>>121309578
are you the want to be ftm person?
>>121309714
when did she say that :?
>>121309651
No, I just don't like my voice. It's honestly the single biggest reason that I don't play lobbies or competitive in generalaside from lack of skill
>>121309416
I want to get a Capper so it goes well with my Widowmaker but it's too expensive.
>>121309773
shut the fuck up neppie
>>121309773
>>121310234
>being a literal 80 pound manlet
>>121307443
some brit got in a 100% spanish team and complained about how they spoke spanish in an official
oh and they lost
>>121310423
>man
:x
>>121310452
>spanish team and complained about how they spoke spanish in an official
Fucking hell
What's the team name?
>Stalk some girls tumblr
>save pics
>post them on tf2g with a namefag
>claim its you
>im a le grill x3
holy fucking fuck i cant wait for ww3 to weed out all these retarded fag retards with nuclear fire. jesus christ justice WILL come to these degenerates
FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>121310814
>degenerates
nice meme
>>121310814
>>121310870
>>121309176
>op not even being edited into a spy getting hit by a critwrench
>>121310814
>Not killing all the tumblr and reddit users first
>>121311053
doesnt matter who is first
>>121311053
but tumblr has so much good porn
>>121310541
I don't know if I should say it but im 99% sure it was Fast Forward (HarZe's team)
>>121311018
I recently started playing again after barely playing at all for like 4 years. I think I left around sometime a bit before the Uber update. It makes me feel young again. I find myself falling into the same class that I spend most of my time on despite intending to dump more time into others, just like old times.
What's depressing though is that my go to servers(Railbait) have pretty much died off, and the Valve servers suck because no one knows each other. It also feels like there are more shitty people playing, like all those meme spouting faggots and Bronies. It's also depressing knowing that the game is slowly dying, it is pretty old after all.
Such a shame this goes with literally nothing
>>121312014
tf2center.com/lobbies
>>121312014
>Join a valve server
>Some guy is sitting there calling everyone a faggot.
>Constantly.
>Some 12 year old starts talking about how he just started playing.
>Another dude wants to sell a strange back burner.
>A round of Faggots from guy 1 goes off.
>Kid says "Back burner is best pyro weapon, hands down no questions."
>Gets called a faggot.
>Reluctantly agree.
I've become one of them... Please help me.
>>121312014
desu senpai community servers were killed because of quick play
I don't even remember the community server I frequented
I know I was trash at the time
>>121312037
>>121312207
Niggas probably worse the shitties that play on lobbies
Tho there is def a community there he could get into
Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual,but i noob in tf2,and i need your help.Check please my unusual,it good or bad unusual?and maybe you know price?and i could trade with you?
{LINK REMOVED}
hi bro i need it ;x
>>121312207
Looks pretty neat, but I'm not good enough to play competitive, and even if I was that shit would stress me out too much.
>>121312014
welcome back
enjoy this vibrant community where the logs are everything, and baiting your team to get a kill or a bit more damage is OK
>>121312037
I tried
>>121312797
Well you didn't try hard enough
>>121312712
lol everybody is good enough to play "competitive" in TF2Center, specially highlander
the skill level is a joke.
>>121312037
>>121312875
Played against a soldier in highlander yesterday that did nothing but charge his cow mangler and fire at our rock (on viaduct). Our sniper had 500+ lobbies and 3000 hours and could not kill him
sometimes my loadout looks like this and doesn't show names of the items and weapons
how do i make it stay like this all the time? i prefer it more this way
>>121312797
Which pistol skin would go better with this loadout?
connect 104.153.105.26:27015; password bonk
Get in here boys
>>121313158
Stock.
>>121313127
>>121312836
everything else doesn't work with it /at all/
consider this: [spoilers]your' all fagetz[/spoilers]
>>121312875
invited a friend that never played lobbies to HL the other day
he did more damage than the enemy's "experienced" scout
>>121313175
>boys
:x
>pyro
>>121313363
>having to constantly broadcast the fact that you are a female on an anonymous image board
truly the lesser sex
>>121313760
how's the asperger goin
>>121313395
this
every class has its respect
Scout for having skilled aim and movement
Soldier for Rocket Jumps, surfing, strafing, weapon management, air shots
Demo for Pill aim, sticky air shots, timing, sticky jumping
heavy for Aim, medic management, tanking,
Engineer for Building placement, sentry defense, keeping buildings alive against 9 enemy players, Aim (pistol/shotgun)
Medic for keeping everyone alive, uber management, defending yourself, timing
sniper for Aim and placement
spy for timing, sapping, patience, targeting, aim
pyro is literally useless, stupid, all crutch weapons it literally takes 0 effort. just hit m1 do a little mouse wheel and hit m1 again and literally kill anything in one hit. every pyro weapon gives FREE crits or minicrits with literally zero effort.
I seriously hope no one ITG (in this general) seriously unironically plays this shitter class...
better get transmuting boysand gays, got 6 of my pages from missions/trasmuting
>>121313824
There is a ranking system in competitive TF2, from highest skill to lowest skill:
>platinum
>gold
>silver
>steel
>ironYou are salt :^)
>>121313227
Have you tried it with the Arsonist Apparatus? Maybe the
>>121312560 ?
Just throwin some ideas out there.
>>121313960
but you didn't include salt in the list???
>>121313824
>points out how much of an attention whore you are
>"wow you must have le autism"
>>121314107
>believing he's a girl
>not being autistic
pick one
>>121314261
whatever gender it is doesnt change the fact that attention whoring is retarded and annoying in general
>>121314261
nah I'm just pointing out that if anyone is either a tranny or a girl they almost guaranteed are attention whores desperate for a spotlight. Since the posts never get deleted I might as well point out what complete waste of space they are.
In fact, TF2's playerbase houses the worst people I can imagine:
>furries
>bronies
>weebs
holy fuck where did it all go so wrong
what happens if ow gets comp mm before tf2?
>>121314534
people are gonna complain
that's it
>>121314534
TF2 Pros will get the fame and money they deserve playing OW
But I doubt that TF2 MM would take that long.
If anything they'll release what they have prepared before OW's release
>>121314534
tf2 keeps on truckin, because of the economy and community made maps
>>121309979
nigger i use fucking apple earbuds as a microphone and have a speech impedement where i drag out the end of my sentences/phrases in a slightly higher pitched tone. you shouldnt give a fuck about your voice because people will adjust to that shit easily
http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/420507
Can someone post the link to the tf2gs irc chat card theyre making please?
Thanks
>>121315303
>http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/420507
do americans still use that website? i thought they switched over to logs.tf
So how does competitive work really?
I'm an alright soldier, usually never have a medic on my taint.
I can do well as a scout.
I'm a shit medic and meh demo.
I usually main engi and can hold points easily as long as I'm not the only one there.
>>121315573
How is the irc nowaday?
Are strange skins from the Gun Mettle campaign only gonna increase in time?
>>121313107
bump
YO TF2G
WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY UGC MEDALS
>>121316527
Got mine right when I got on after the update for s15
>>121316527
PLAT FIRST
THEN GOLD
AND SO ON
IRON LAST
>>121316390
what
>>121315729
Logs is better but sizzlers are for real damage and actual heal stats
The server I have forhllolhas both
http://tf2r.com/k6rc0zq.htmlHello tf2g.
>>121313958
>this aint gonna work
>one transmute later
>one spellbook page
my spellbook is now finished, many thanks dear anon
who cares about spellbooks anyway
>mfw the pottis was defended with force
who care about spellbook pages anyway
who care about me
>playing sniper on anything but sniper duels doesnt make you a total faggot
costanza.exe
>Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen
there goes my 3 second advantage
>>121316042
all the info you need is in comp.tf
theres many tutorials online too, just dont follow tutorials made by shitters, no matter how famous they are
for scout and medic MR SLIN has some cool tutorials
for soldier the old Fragga tutorials work allright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJs9qOr5D10
the best way to start is tf2center. some people say its better to start in HL but its not that hard to start in 6s either. its just that if you fuck up in 6s it hurts more your team since there is much less people and a more established meta
also make sure you know what a "rollout" is before playing demo and soldier
>>121314493
>Valve
>TF2
I think those are your SOURCE problems
>>121317639
No prob, had to share the wealth after finishing my spellbook
>>121315303
holy fuck that danny kid carried you guys
who the fuck is he and how did you get him
...
>>121313916
Love playing stock pyro because there is a decent challenge but I don't understand the degreaser, flare/reserve, powerjack load out. Wheres the fun?
>>121313958
>>121317639
>ginding since the beginning of scream fortass 2015
>only 2 pages thus far one after that fucking mann tastic 4 cheevo
fuck that map AND it's creators
Thank fuck for the rest of the update though I finally have all boss hats and the 2spooky metal
for cosmetics you barely get to use and are only consistent during like a week after the 31st they might as well just give this shit to people instead of forcing the rest of that shit, at least they made it not a complete pain in the ass now
I feel for people that had to collect in the past and especially before transmutes
>No one remembers your an oldfag
>The people who remembers me have left years ago
>I will never be remembered
>>121319043
who are you
>>121319095
You
>>121319190
you are not me
>>121318145
i care
who hurt you man, ill fuck em up
aida uwu
>>121319095
an 2012 forgotten old fag tf2g
26dollar uwu
>>121319316
>man
:x
demoman the cockblocker
>>121319419
name
and
shame
>>121319435
It's 2015 you racist
>>121319316
literally me
>>121319562
that's not what i meant!
When I miss about 11 shots with my revolver at near point blank range on a medic, is that an interp issue? It's not my aim, or at least not at that fucking distance.
I want to tear my fucking hair out when a I'm aimed directly at center mass from like 5 feet away and "miss."
>>121319729
jews keeping the white man down
>>121319818
>miss 11 shots
>i-it's not my aim!
okay kid
>>121319426
>:x
aight lady, whatever,same thing
Can someone do ASMR slow tapping next to me ear pls I can't sleep
>>121319665
tell aida i like her
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/556037
>>121320170
>gasol not banning dotsy
>>121319768
sniper is gay, scout is not
>>121319665
add me feathers, /moonbeads
>>121320139
>>121319665
tell him i want him to choke me to death with his sweaty thighs
>>121320294
every single mercenary is a heterosexual
>>121320515
except sniper
hes the only one scared of combat, definitely homo
>>121320612
don't talk shit about my husbando
he's not scared of combat, his line of work just doesn't necessitate direct combat as often as the other mercs
he's still a trained and professional killer who will fuck you up if he is promised a paycheck in return
>>121321310
hes def a pansy lil bitch, maybe actually more of a faggot than spy
how do i get the stv from a tragic servers lobby
im me
>>121321445
there is literally nothing pansy about the sniper
did you get headshot one too many times today
>>121321615
nope
hows life with pure shit genetics?
>>121321851
>>121321858
Hmm
>>121321776
>hiding away from the battle stealing my kills
>not a pansy ass faggot
ok
>>121321991
Hum.
>>121320449
please feathers
tell me what he says
imagine, tf2g. one day all the shitskins and degenerates like this faggot >>121322127 will be purged from existence. that will be a glorious day. but how do we go about making the dream come sooner?
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Wednesday :)
Is TF2 officially finished now that Overwatch has turned out to be even more amazing than we initially thought?
im finished
x,x
Is it
>>121321991
post more swastika objectors
>>121322520
>even more amazing
>than we initially thought?
Everyone thought it was gonna be shit.
Fuck off shill
>>121322520
Not until they actually release Overwatch to more people instead of just a handful of streamers/youtubers.
Hype'll be dead by the time they do at this rate.
Haven't been here for a while, are most of you still banned from scrap.tf?
Help me choose.
>>121322818
>Everyone thought it was gonna be shit.
Good thing it turned out to be amazing. I guess that means it was more amazing than everyone initially thought. I don't know what the point of your post is.
>>121322992
bl0ooooood
>>121322992
what's the difference apart from price
>>121323049
that implies people thought it was gonna be amazing in first place
learn2english
>>121322676
yes
:r
>>121323283
are you one of the Nig Nogs? thank you
>>121322853
this to be honest family
>>121323407
i am white
i think
>>121323407
im confuse are you nig or not nig
blood
>>121322986
pls respond so I can give away things
>>121323467
White. Whitely so
>>121323498
that remains to be seen,
>>121323551
i dont like the blood stains tbqh
>>121322853
Full release in January. I doubt hype will die in just two months.
>>121323676
go away shill
>>121323605
fuck you nigger
>>121323676
Jesus christ, the shilling is obvious here.
POST TF2 PLAYER REDFLAGS
>shes a girl
>she has a pic of herself as her avatar
>she mains pyro/medic
>she wears Unusual + Maxs
haha lads this is the tf2 general not overwatch haha
>>121324125
>he plays tf2
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/556050
wish me good bonk
>>121324260
good bonk!
Haven't played TF2 in a year almost. Is the game not total shit now? Are there enjoyable weapons?
>>121324125
>wears max's and a hat
>has a default avatar
>speks englash
>wants unusal
>says "anybody want to trade"
>is quickbuying scum
>20 hours played
>>121324391
>>121324391
no and no
game is only fun with only friends
>>121324260
good bonk!
>>121324125
>isn't aida
mfw i sleep
>>121324260
good bonk
>>121324125
their profile description is an autobiography
>>121312037
Voodoo Soul and Lil' Dutchman as I have it.
Anyone know how to make viewmodels transparent on rayshud anyone has a file or code already installed they can upload
>tfw pretty decent at the game
>tfw no team
>can't show my potential to anyone
>>121324470
You're just having a joke up right? There is something enjoyable to do right?
>>121324851
L O B B I E S
P U G S
FIND A GROUP
PLAY GAMES
ITS NOT HARD
STOP USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE
>>121324861
theres a couple new maps and maybe a handful of new (and bad) weapons
>>121324125
>miss pyroette
tfw thinking about my tf2g crush >~<
>>121324125
>weapons are all named after song lyrics
>>121324979
i play lobbies
i dont know how to do the other things
>>121325576
come to /vg/ pugs :~)
>>121325630
ok how
>>121325804
there is an announcement when they happen bi-annually
>>121324125
>person and their weapons are named after ponies
>>121324125
>Anime profile pic
>Anime on their objector
>weapons and cosmetics named after anime shit
>>121324391
If you can't enjoy stock then no unlock is going to fix that
>>121324125
>wearing a carbon copy muselk outfit
>>121325869
well what other pugs are there
>>121326509
>>121326509
tf2pug.me
Post yfw waiting for contract
>>121324749
please help friends
>>121326743
>doing shitty contracts for shittier rewards
>>121326826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWPW817xWY&ab_channel=WoolenSleevelet
what are some good tf2 maps with fog
>>121326831
At least it gives me a reason to play and not be bored
>>121326828
u rich or something?
>>121326743
>>121327056
Fog is a thing to use in PvP map design, so they don't use it
>>121327072
>owning a vehicle
>equals being rich
underage b& fuck oFF
>>121327072
what makes you think im rich
>>121326743
>>121327282
that isn't why I asked
>>121327336
what's that picture of?
>>121326743
>>121327567
a picture of a light post in the fog
>>121327640
you have Christmas lights up already?
>>121327056
I once played a foggy version of ravine. It was fucking awful. Snipers are useless and you can run headlong into sentries and it's impossible to track enemy movement and plan accordingly. If someone hides the only way to find them is to run into them randomly. It is a terrible gameplay mechanic for tf2, never speak of of this again.
>>121327696
i have them up all year in my room
>>121327756
That's got to drive up your electricity bill
>>121327756
why
>>121328130
i think they look nice, and it gives a bit of light without being too bright
>>121328408
isn't that a fire hazard
they're probably toxic or something too if you use them all the time
>that one soldier with the direct hit who can actually aim
who do i kill him guise
>>121328463
i unplug them when i go out and plug them back in when i get home
i need some more, the ones around my monitor dont work anymore
>>121328549
equip the direct hit and kill him first
>>121328673
but
i can't aim :c
>>121327282
there isn't a vehicle in that picture lol
>>121328673
>gay
>>121326964
mmm Whenever I have viewmodels off.. the graphics look darker any reason as to why?
>>121326964
i hate accents like this
they feel pretentious and the guy talking thinks hes hot shit
>>121328801
then play demoman
>>121329029
*play engineer
>>121329251
dh shitstomps sentry guns
>>121329251
>engineer can kill DH soldier
if he can't aim, sure
what do you guys think about Epsilon being sponsored by tf2center for Dreamhack? was kinda pointless to keep their Epsilon name so long after Epsilon stopped sponsoring them
>>121329251
*play spy
>>121329942
>may not accept the roll
whats the point then
>>121329942
I choo choo chose U
How do I remove config settings as a whole from tf2 I've tried uninstalling and shit but nothing works.. I am not even on my cloud.
>>121329942
why roll if you may not accept it? what are ya, chicken?
>>121329942
what's the point of rolling then?
>>121329942
skattr goon
>>121329942
Fag
>>121329942
I love memes!
>>121329942
im a fucking pussy fag on 4chan
>>121329942
fuck how did I miss?
>>121329942
>im scared to actually roll
fucking queer
>>121330384
WEW LAD
Why do people love to just push the cart 2 people at a fucking time and do absolutely nothing I fucking hate this game I hate everyone who plays it and tf2 needs to have a minimum iq required before playing because never in my life have I seen so many brain dead retards in one place
Hi, I am interested in your high tier items
One second while I check your backpack
Hi , I am interested in your unusual
Do you have a trusted friend online ?
>>121330817
>interesting
not interested you english speaking dolt
also "and skins"
Hey its me your brother
why is b4nny laugh so cutew
post tf2 meme
