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first for anarchy
xth for IRC ships (and a moment of silence for the dead)
engi is the lewdest class
Gaypost
Playing Engineer is more fun than Scout.
>>121201909
>Mouse
Nigga that's a rabbit.
>>121201997
No, it's a mouse.
>>121201909
that isn't a mouse
>>121201572
here's the knife of a spy main
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
>>121202113
David fucking bowie sensei of the Alamo
POST THEM
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Here I go again, anyone can share this hitsound? thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYBzZI8C4SQ [Embed]
>>121202367
meet the meme*
matchmaking when
>>121201909
>headset
gross
>>121201451
le fucking pootis
Can someone make this TF2 related
>tfw can't load into carnival of carnage event
>tfw can't complete merasmission
>tfw i can only do 1 a day now
>>121201451
stay mad fag
>>121203668
>tfw can't load into carnival of carnage event
wat
>>121202367
too much money
no class
>>121204249
are you blind nigga?
>>121204486
after seeing that pic, yeah
http://strawpoll.me/5915610
>>121204586
fucking owned
>>121204586
>>121204728
Sorry my loadouts are not meme gens and random shit thrown together
>>121204486
>>121204586
pwned lol
>>121204883
>>121204728
>>121204586
>not posting loadouts for all of us to see
haha
>>121202367
i'm only going to rate your stuff because i feel bad about you getting bullied
from top to bottom and left to right
dont like
kind of like
dont like
meh
decent
eh
good
ok
bad
bad
bad
ok
>>121204452
sauce
>>121204837
Yours are random shit thrown together though.
It's also ugly shit thrown together.
Not to mention more money than sense.
>>121205017
wow dude why are you posting anonymously ??? something to hide?? ahaha
>>121205294
This is like 2.5 years old but ok.
The only thing on here that I haven't changed a lot is the spy.
I'll go take some new pictures in a minute.
>>121205059
>>121205059
me again
i realized i was kind of judging it based on your unusuals
i actually like your sniper cosmetics but the effect makes it look shitty, i think the planets unusual effect looks like shit but you can barely see it so thats why the demo cosmetics are decent
i want to add people
who should i add
>Game is consistently crashing now
Sasuga volvo
Fixed getting the Masked Mann achievement on maps other than Mann Manor
Fixed a bug where the grappling hook would not switch back to the previous weapon after being released
Fixed the Quickplay server list sometimes displaying the map filename instead of the proper name
Added tournament medals for UGC Highlander Season 15, UGC Highlander Season 16, UGC 6v6 Season 17, UGC 6v6 Season 18, UGC 4v4 Season 4, and UGC 4v4 Season 5
Updated the Monoculus and Merasmus battles on Eyeaduct and Ghost Fort to call a temporary truce between the teams while fighting the boss
Added server convar tf_halloween_allow_truce_during_boss_event for community maps to use this feature
Updated Merasmissions to include a Quickplay button that will automatically join the required map or open the Quickplay menu if any map can be used
Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen
Updated the Invasion Coin to track stats through November 6th, 2015
Updated pl_millstone_event
Fixed getting out of the map using spells
Monoculus moves now around the end area of the map instead of staying near final pit
Made spells spawn a bit less frequently
Fixed ghost long arms, now it travels/arrives to hell
Performance optimizations
Updated the navigation file
>>121205843
add me
id/me
>>121205843
add me
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198185796751
>>121206048
>didnt get my medals for S15 and 16
wow
>>121206101
where'd you find my profile
>>121206202
this wtf i was on the roster for season 15
why didnt i get one? how does this even work
>>121205487
>>121205294
These are my current loadouts.
I don't play scout enough to get 'real' cosmetics and I like how this looks, even though it doesn't show up a lot.
>>121207162
Wow dude, has nothing to do with unusuals or money spent
but fuck speaking of Random Shit thrown together this is the epitome of that
literally kill yourself man these look like shit
>>121207328
I like most of them.
The ones I play, at least.
>>121207162
I like the medic.
>>121202367
>>121202367
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>>121207328
idk his soldier heavy and demo don't look too bad but otherwise yeah
>>121207792
I play soldier/pyro/demo and then engi sometimes.
I like pets and birds, and I've always really liked the brain slug and the hot rod.
I should probably replace the hazmat with the mishap mercenary, though.
>>121207703
Thanks.
http://tf2r.com/kscidfx.html
I posted in the old thread after it said to move on does this make me homo? Please help
>>121207076
>>121206202
???????????? why
>>121208503
What.
>>121202367
This is a bit old, but whatever
Quick I need building spots on Ghost Fort and Eyeaduct outside of the enemy spawn that can't be reached by Spies.
I intend to exploit the hell out of the team truce.
>>121208968
go into local server and noclip until you find a spot ???
>>121203668
mat_picmip -1
put this in console
>>121208968
sandy is that you
>>121208596
>>121208596
>>121208596
>>121208596
>>121208596
HELLO HELLO hello
IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE? JUST NOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
>>121208968
sentry targeting enemy players is also disabled fuccboi
>>121205843
add me on steam id/sleepyzed
>>121208306
Just send a trade offer and I'll get back to it when I wake up.
>want to name an item
>think the name is cool
>get a nametag
>now I don't feel like I want to name it that anymore
>>121210034
Just roll for it, fagtron.
Do you guys know the timetable for Merasmissions?
How many should be completed by this point, I have six
>>121208503
???
>>121209427
Not after the truce is up.
The idea is to get set up while I'm untouchable.
>>121210261
wew lad
what makes you think a demo won't see what you're up to and start laying down his carpet bombs in anticipation
>>121210196
I have seven.
>>121210139
But what if the winning roll is a name that embarrasses me and I have to remove it?
>>121210402
I'll admit there are holes in the plan
That's why you pack a short circuit or just shoot them though.
>>121210591
>Not honoring the roll
What a faggot.
>>121210591
>Not taking what you're given.
>>121210662
In all seriousness what if it was something offensive or vile? I don't want my friends to see it and think I named it that myself, how are they gonna know it was a roll?
>>121210810
go back to tumblr
Post for judgement
>>121211141
>>121211141
>>121211141
>>121202367
>>121211141
>>121211141
>>121211141
>>121211542
Cozy, but almost to the point where he may be wearing pajamas.
>>121211413
Spot on, looks good.
>>121211589
Soldier in particular looks good, especially with that effect. He lives in a haunted lighthouse, right? I'm pretty sure I've done your multiclass before.
>>121211696
Well, you didn't try very hard, but it doesn't look like shit. I guess that's why those 2 things go together.
>>121211714
Nice
>>121211765
I never realized how goofy he looks with glasses over the eyepatch. Still, he looks alright.
>>121211961
>Cozy, but almost to the point where he may be wearing pajamas.
Isn't that the true spirit of cozy?
Still sort of wish they had weapon loadouts and cosmetic loadouts as a separate thing.
>>121211765
>putting the name of the crafter as if it matters
>thinking you get bonus points because a tf2g fag crafted it
>>121211961
This was actually released as a set but whatever.
>>121211141
>>121211961
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmund_Fitzgerald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
>>121212625
Adorable tbqh
>>121212717
And it's not a bad set either. It looks fine, it just not original for that reason.
>>121212789
I'm assuming you rolled for those weapon names. The cosmetics look good thought, nicely themed.
>Updated the Monoculus and Merasmus battles on Eyeaduct and Ghost Fort to call a temporary truce between the teams while fighting the boss
>>Added server convar tf_halloween_allow_truce_during_boss_event for community maps to use this feature
Fuck off, Valve. Did people on reddit really whine that much?
>>121213303
>I'm assuming you rolled for those weapon names
You don't come here often do you.
>>121213303
nope im just that autistic, but yea i do have style, i do have grace, and i do not infact, have a funny face
>>121213436
I'm surprised they did it this year of all times.
Isn't monoculus like 4 years old?
6KQM9-CK3BM-X5DQY
Here's the key for a better game
>>121207328
>getting this serious about tf2 cosmetics
>>121213625
not going to take this
someone say what it is though, not worth getting my account suspended just to see what the game is
>>121213654
>hes poor the post
>>121213760
Insurgency
>>121213505
>nope im just that autistic, but yea i do have style, i do have grace, and i do not infact, have a funny face
>>121213760
its insurgency, i checked, but since i already had it it wouldnt let me take it
>>121213846
>>121213870
dodged a bullet by not using it
i dont want that literal terrorist game
>>121214076
no, you have 26dollar
>>121211141
>>121214234
>pyro
0/10
>>121214230
did you forget?...
>>121211141
too lazy to get updated screenshot that replaced the badge with a prof. pineapple painted team spirit
>>121211141
>>121214234
Managed to make the brimstone look good/10
>>121213760
you can get suspended for using a steam key?
>>121214234
It's fine for halloween I guess, a little too out of artstyle for my taste. Also >>121214460
>>121214332
Not bad, those 2 work well together.
>>121214363
Spooky/10. Have a good Halloween while it lasts.
Will I get VAC banned for using SAM to reset 1 achievement?
It would be Gored! which I did during the very first Scream Fortress event. I don't have the UHHHH anymore but I want it again, and since the achievement now only gives you an untradable metal which turns into an untradable axe, is there any risk for me?
>>121214617
WHat about
Other days
>>121211141
>>121212453
uh, sorry? what are you so angry about?
>>121214621
It'll be reset, but you wont get more metal.
>>121214679
6/9
>>121214703
Looks good, and good themeing.
>>121214621
No risk, but you wouldn't get it (the metal) twice.
>>121214824
Naw shit. Well nevermind then.
>>121214872
stop rating everyone positively they are not all good
should i get a strange pda or unload more keys and get a strange gunslinger :///
>>121214959
PDA you giga fag
>>121214872
Which ones are the 3/9
Best new hat from the Gargoyle chest?
>>121214954
just post your loadout then
>>121215041
The pyro, demo, and spy. Festive ones are adorable.
>>121214959
PDA.
I try my best to not even use the funslinger. I hate it being used on me and wouldn't wish it on anyone.
KotH maps are the fucking worst with it.
>>121215137
Death racer obvi
>>121214679
>painting a hair item team colors
r8 my first two days of trying to have fun and be useful as engineer
>>121215137
New scout jacket is neat. I'd like the dino hoodie too if I could find something decent to wear with it.
>>121215287
Not a big fan of the hat, desu.
>>121215454
>Wordfiltered
Neat, desu.
>>121215448
needs more rr for immortal level 1s
>>121215656
Sentries are only good for distraction. I spend most of the time killing with my shotgun and pistol and laying sentries wherever the fuck
>>121215594
Were you not here for halloween?
cuc.k is kek
tb.h is desu
fa.m is senpai
sm.h is baka
sjw used to be spooky scary skeleton
>>121215821
I was here, but I never noticed it because I don't hang around cesspits that say things like senpai and baka.
>>121216015
i use desu a lot more now just because i think it's funny
>>121215448
as long as your aim is decent and you're mindful of putting your dispensers/teles in useful spots seems like a bretty gud loadout.
>truce makes it so that you don't do any damage to enemies during bosses
>spies can still use sappers
>truce makes it so that you do no damage to sappers
NICE FUCKING GAME VALVE
>Duck Hat gets in
>Another 10 Pyro items
>Soli gets 1 hat
>>121216157
haha fuck you engineer garbage
desu
>>121216176
You can make hats anon, no one is stopping you.
>Everyone except me crits me as demoknight
>Everyone one shots me or kills me with two hits except me
I am really starting to believe this game is rng bullshity
>>121216749
>melee fight
>hear your hit sound
>enemy has no damage
>3 swings and you're dead
Or
>Zatochi demoman
>No charge at all
>Just swings in the near 15 feet of you
>critical
>>121216749
>plays on servers with rng enabled
>complains about rng
I don't know what to tell you.
>>121216749
>playing as crutchknight
come on
w-what's mg?
>>121217401
Market garden? Or do you mean MGE
>>121217401
R N G
apparently you can receive non-tradable non-craftable 2010 masks from the halloween transmute
neat i guess
>>121216986
this.. is what mean
>>121217008
friend.. charging as demoknight gives you guarantee crits with eyelander
>>121217097
I don't.. i just like pilling people.. barely use the sword but when I do.. that's what happens.
i love you tf2g c:
>>121217718
Random Number Generator
Crit or no crit
>>121217849
>holiday restriction
whyyyy
I'm going to break in my new scattergun in a lobby!
>>121218557
point blank kills is bugged, it doesn't track properly
>>121218557
>1 strange part
dotsy hey
>>121218557
>>121218624
what does it track?
im bored. can we bring back footrest?
>>121219157
How many times you've tried anal
>>121202113
>+Jumps while up against a wall do not count as double jumps
Can you elaborate on what this means, does this allow you to climb walls or something?
Rate my medic
Also post your medic
tfw flip hates me
that lobby sucked
>>121218624
thats lame
>>121218668
parts are expensive i got it like this on scrap.tf for cheaper than ones without any parts
>>121218817
hi
>>121218875
who are you
>>121219157
point blank kills
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
my only motivation to play tf2 now is these missions they keep pooping out
good thing I can be horribly disappointed by fallout 4 soon
>>121220063
what do you use when spook isn't turned on since that vest horribly clips with the nunhood
>>121220235
genuine birb cause i don't have anything else that looks nice outside halloween
>>121219843
Pretty much, yes.
Since most walls have random props sticking out of them, especially near doorways, I don't think you'd be able to go too far.
But Scout would definitely have more options in enclosed areas.
>>121220135
don't talk to me
>>121220694
Oh, okay. The thought of a Scout sticking to the ceiling while trying to shoot a Soldier is pretty funny.
Did you not make any change to the phlog? Or did you just remove the full health and resistance thing?
how do I into spellbook pages?
>>121221901
Merasmissions give spell book pages. I've gotten 5 pages (plus cosmetics) from 7 contacts so I assume they're pretty common
Why are all of the medic cosmetics gross?
Why is there a pistol holster cosmetic when he doesn't use a pistol?
Why not at least add a cosmetic pistol into the holster
hello
When do contracts come?
>>121222561
because it was leaked already?
>>121222561
Because I don't want to know anything about it until I play it for myself.
>>121221998
none of my missions have given me a page yet :(
>>121222561
I don't like videogames
>>121222561
because u ahvent given me a link
>>121222719
why
>>121222561
>>121222561
because its an even shittier game than tf2
>>121222780
I don't think I even know you
add me and we can figure this one out - id/spuzlud
>>121203295
Why don't you have a gold gargoyle yet, tf2g?
>>121223138
yeah
>>121223170
But I do
place bets
>>121223737
Unusual taunt
>>121223737
Merc level item
>>121223737
I think the game is trying to tell me something
>>121223837
correct
>>121223737
2.30 loss of profit
>>121223138
add me
>>121224158
and? me too. but I'm not a coward.
>>121223889
I don't get how that they can take almost the same cosmetic for a different class and just copy paste it onto another?
>>121224416
>I'm not a coward.
post id then
>>121224725
workshop is creatively bankrupt
shakos for every class
http://tf2r.com/k97157w.html
>>121224804
>shakos
I can understand that more because LE OLD MAYMAY HAHA IM SO FUCKING FUNNY
but the scout's mask was just kinda existing and someone just made it for pyro and makes money off of it now
i'm reading into it too much but yeah still bothers me
>put stickies on point
>pubs are retarded
>collect souls
What other easy ways have you guys finished your contracts?
>>121224971
eyeduct is piss easy
when eyeball appears just go to the under world and airblast people who can't fight back
move engineer shit up to the point when people can't stop you other than spies which just fight over your building
>>121225026
fuck off that's not me
>>121224971
I think the easiest contract I got was the one on Moonshine.
> Go engi
> Plant sentry on mid
> Other engineers on team start pushing forward, no one caps
> 2 minutes later we have at least two sentries at every possible exit from the other team's spawn
> Souls come in by the boatload
>>121225121
FUCKING LEAD MY TEAM TO VICTORY OVER A TEAM OF PUBSTOMPING TRYHARD COMP PLAYERS
FUCKING KIKES - 0
ME - 1
LET'S GO BITCH WE FUCKING OUT HERE I PUT ON FOR MY CITY DON'T FUCK WITH ME
Post Owls
>>121211141
>>121225754
Well, the effect goes with the coat fine. But the Deus Specs don't really fit. Meh/10
Did anyone here get their ugc medals yet?
They were added in the last update.
>>121225754
the effect and the coat are the only things that go together
everything else is shit
>>121225754
>>121225884
>>121226071
Yeah the specs are shit, how about now?
>>121226637
better
still a shit hat
>>121226637
It's better. Since you insist on using the unusual, you should theme it around a hobo soldier. Maybe a beard could help.
>>121225754
>>121226637
>>121092874
>>121092874
>>121092874
>>121092874
DO IT PLEASE
DO IT
>>121202078
Nigga look at its tail
What kind of mouse has a cottonball for a tail.
>>121226948
Done
Best ways to abuse the Halloween boss truce?
>>121227851
sap sentries since engis can't destroy them during truce
or stand in front of a f2p pyro and watch him waste all of his ammo
>>121227851
airblasting still works during truce
buildings can still be sapped and engineers can't hurt you or your sappers
you can move sentries up to amazing positions and no one can fuck you over other than bosses and spies
>>121227851
i'm fairly sure there's a jhigh ledge you can build on right near either spawn, so if you can haul a sentry to the opposite one and sentry jump up there, you should be set
Gorge>5Gorge>Gorge_event
>play on eyeduct
>3 engineers set up sentries on enemy spawn during truce time
>no one on enemy team goes medic to try to push out
I can't wait for valve to ruin my fun but god damn
post glorious komrades
>>121229375
Good Taste
>>121229375
>>121229375
nice taste in music friend
>>121227330
nice
it's a pity there isn't that extra slot for a beard
>>121229375
I'm honestly enjoying heavy a lot since the natascha buff
maybe it's because I'm just a rude dude who likes crushing pubbies
>>121229580
thoughts on the chocolate over the sandvich?
>>121229652
>thoughts on the chocolate over the sandvich?
strange sandvich doesn't exist on non festive form
plus I liked the buff it got
>>121229375
>mfw I think i just dropped a med with the market gardener in a lobby
>>121229881
>that low as fuck resolution on the skin
it's criminal I tell you
Post yfw
>>121229375
>>121229548
Good
>>121229580
Really nice
>>121229652
Good
>>121229881
Not bad
>>121230040
>>121229375
>>121229995
what does your post have to do with my post couldnt you have made the same post without quoting mine lol
>>121230294
sorry ill make sure to never quote yuor posts agian
>>121230347
its okay you can quote me, i was just wondering what my post had to do with yours
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/555503
>>121229941
please rate
this weapon is so cool i can't believe i never used it all these years since it's came out
>>121230992
>>121231676
I mean you got the med pick but it wasn't exactly spectacular or anything
>>121231764
thanks
yeah i might have been hyping it up, it's the first time i've dropped a med with the market gardener so yeah i was excited about it
