Pluto a qt Edition
NOTE: The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game rather than purchasing it. The developer Squad is incompetent, extremely mismanaged, and is very resistant to all feedback or criticism. Furthermore, despite being poorly made, lacking a proper development team, years of unfixed bugs, and being in need of a serious physics and optimization overhaul, Squad has gone ahead and decided that they're just adding several new features, and have jumped straight to version 1.0 without proper balancing and bugfixing just to boost sales. With their performance to date, it's clear they do not deserve your shekels. If and when Squad begins developing KSP like the competent adults they like to play at being and stops acting abusively and manipulatively towards their community, we'll remove the above disclaimer. Until then, we as a community have decided it stays.
Understand that we here at /kspg/ don't hate KSP. We've simply grown bitter over the way Squad has dragged such a promising title into the mud, and hope that our input might help to keep this sinking ship afloat a bit longer. However, we cannot in good conscience recommend buying this game to anyone.
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmAbcDud2L8
Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14
/kspg/'s modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk
NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ
>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html
>KSP mods
Curse is shit. Check the forums and/or use KerbalStuff.
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/
>Official forum
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum.php
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, Take On Mars, OpenTTD, Cities, ULA posting, burning squadcasts, and planes are also welcome ITT.
First for second?
>>121168220
Oh fuck yeah, lurker reporting.
My apologies for not posting often enough, we're so dead /kspg/ could use the help, but I do have a job...
>>121167582
I like Plute. It seems like a kind planet. I hope he's alright.
Friendly reminder to cast you're vote :^)
http://strawpoll.me/5907759/r
>>121167315
wut is this
>>121168636
Yahoo. It's a search engine/email provider. Didn't knew it still existed.
>>121168457
Is /kspg/ really worth lurking?
>>121168457
I have a full time job too, it's no excuse. If you shitpost hard enough and sit with your back to the wall, it looks like you are working.
>>121169621
You win the award for most inane question of 2015
>>121168491
the real cancer is janny and anti-shitposters but i picked catf*cker
>>121168491
>not including me
>>121170475
Literally who?
>>121170553
a forced meme
>>121170336
delete this
>>121168491
But I barely even post
>>121170303
That wasn't the image I looked for but it works pretty good too.
Would love something like this but I guess I'll never see it.
>>121170729
"no"
>>121170919
delete this
Who started this fucking retarded "delete this" meme?
It's terrible and you know it
>>121170968
Stop. Before I call the police.
>>121171439
>the city of britain
Threadly reminder that Pluto a shit
>>121171485
Careful sempai, that might be an illegal meme.
>>121171857
what a cutie
>>121171857
>snekfagfinallylearnshowtouseafocus.ilmb
>>121171857
die please
>>121172914
delete this
>>121173152
fuck off
>>121171129
delete this
>>121173201
>>121173204
delete these
lads, 32% delta in 7 days
>>121173419
Muh bubble
>>121173540tfw I bought in at 700 and just fucking want my money back
>>121172914
Rude.
>implying there is no life in the void
>implying there is only death
>>121173668
>losing money on speculation
That's what you get for trying to be a Jew without first obtaining a Judaism Permit. Only G-d's chosen people are allowed to take part in Jewish activities.
>>121174530
>implying you can even die
Go ahead, tell me that you know for certain that you can die
You can't
>>121169621
Sure, we've had some great discussions over the years.
>>121169835
Cant, I work out in the field, and my hands are always busy. If I just straight up shit posted I'd never get anything done (gee who does that sound like).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DakmHHiZx0U
Lads
so a woman I used to work with just walked in and I was not paying attention and maintaining eye contact with her so after like 30 seconds of pleasant conversation she forcefully l looked down and shook her pregnant stomach to call attention to it.
Aren't you not supposed to shake a baby?
>>121175038
Maxmaps adds nothing
>>121176551
You are not supposed to shake a baby once it's outside. I think the liquid inside the womb protects it from damage.
>>121173540
I reckon it's a sucker's rally. Someone like the Winklvii want out, so they need to drum up some buying interest among normies.
>>121176551
>she forcefully l looked down
>>121176551
Her stomach was pregnant? You should call her an ambulance.
>>121177330
>>121176551
It confused me too. Had to read it 3 times because I thought he shook her belly and asked myself why.
>>121177486
One of my favourite exchanges from Malcolm in the Middle, when Hal meets his new boss's wife.
>Oh! What have we here? *grabs her belly*
>My big fat stomach!
>>121177330
Sorry, shitposting while my boss is sitting across from me talking about something
>>121177458
I should. It was very jiggly, kinda like she got fat and is pretending to be pregnant.
>>121177786
Love that show
>>121172891
>ever using auto focus
Fucking camera plebs.
>>121171439
>Chloe Madeley: Why I stood up to the trolls
>Madeley warns trolls
hello?
>>121178787
Hullo
memes
>>121179064
What does a game winning an award have to do with playing it?
Why even mention that at all?
Does anyone talk like that?
I just closely looked at myself in the mirror.
>deep dark shadows uner the eyes
>red eyelids
>hairloss increasing
>normal expression looks sad
That hurt. How's your day going, /kspg/?
>>121179243
Becausememesalso: paid advertisement
>>121179064
I don't get the joke. Is the joke that a game winning another award is a stupid reason to play it, which makes us feel uncomfortable as we question the intellect of the coloured man?
>>121179373
Pretty good, havving fun testing the game, chatting with other testers and devs about said testing, doing some other stuff on the side.
>>121179064
Please tell me this is one of those parody comics and the artist is indifferent or resentful of KSP.
>>121179064
>you should enjoy things because they are critically acclaimed, not because they are enjoyable on their own merits
>>121179064
LOL
>>121179491
LOL
>>121179064
Truly the artist put a lot of work into changing the eyebrows and mouth and NOTHING ELSE.
>>121179498
Sounds good. What are you testing?
>inb4 1.0.5
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/138297-Devnote-Tuesday-A-week-of-Experimental-Testing
tl;dr coming soon
>>121179373
Exercise and go for walks more.
>>121179797I just realized that it's a new thread and I haven't posted Scott Manley's daughter yet.
>>121179827
Not true, the point of view shifts upward in the last one, as if we are angels ascending the elevators to heaven after dying from laughter.
>>121180395
None of the art is different though, its just moved.
>>121179627
It's not, see:
>http://www.donthitsave.com/comic/2015/11/03/perseverance
>>121179989
TL:DR;
>first week of testing has gone smoothly
>1.1 devs have switched to working on 1.0.5 to round out the bug fixing
some bugs:
>hit build 1000 which broke the store
>underwater fog persisted on map view
>Whack-A-Kerbal dialog stuck on Space Center
>Ted picked up the games most recent award
>Porkjet has been doing lots of polishing
>added an internal turbine to jet engines, see gif
http://i.imgur.com/JXBbVK6.gif
>parts work just the same, just have an extra bit of model (which explains the offset CoM they all have)
>Roverdude has added the small radial ore tank and smaller drill teased last week
>they have drawbacks to being used, just like the small ISRU
>Arsonide has worked on career compatibility for older save
>Also introduced a new part test contract where you just have to fly the part somewhere, not actually test it
>Our lord and savior NathanKell has fixed more bugs
>Some UI shit
>Decouplers (or any staging part) can now be toggled to not actually stage
>Parachutes don't flutter identically
>Both genders of Kerbals now ragdoll the same
>Also the underwater fog
http://i.imgur.com/ST23LPS.png
>Also smoothed out problems with the new Core Heat stuff
>Harvester added the manuever burn timer/dV gauge to the 1.1 UI
>Valve sent them some controllers
>>121180892
>lelsokerbal is the main selling point
This hurts.
Reminder that running an awards show based on merit in the video game industry is literally an exercise in futility
reminder that depression quest is an award winning game
>>121181112
Reminder that KSPs accomplishments are on par with Ahmed the Clockboy.
>>121180987
sooooo we just gonna glaze over the fact that the engine and fuel now occupy the same space? Is it "so kerbal"?
>>121180987
First: thanks for the tl;dr.
Second: I see a problem with those jet engines. If I use a very small cylinder and put the engines behind it, will it stick out at the front?
>>121181220
Reminder that you could publish scientific papers or become a doctor or something, yet you will for ever be less lauded than Maxmaps, clockboy or that person who made Depression Quest.
>>121181259
The argument is that they always did, but the jets were simply never modelled correctly. A jet engine is far more than just the nozzle.
>>121181346
It seems like it would, someone on the forums already mentioned VTOLs.
>>121181259
Make the part your engine connects to into a structural fuselage bit. Or go full autist and make custom parts that wrap fuel tanks around the engines.
>>121181440
>lauded
He will fade into obscurity as soon as he's done raping KSP for all of its views.
Reminder he forces everyone to go to his personal social media channels for game dev news.
His "fame" is entirely artificial. 1.0 was him peaking, sadly enough.
somewhere a slav is softly weeping
>>121181968
Why would a model that will be inside another model be high detail?
>>121181724
Many thousands of people have heard his name, thousands have appreciated his contribution to mankind. Remnants of his ghost will linger for decades even within those who forget that they ever purchased a thing from a Mexican marketing company. How many people have heard your name, or mine?
>>121182061
>a model that will be inside another model
just stop there.
>>121182261
That's literally what it is though
>>121182061
Why would you put a model inside another model to begin with?
>>121182232
I'm trying to understand this image.
Does it mean that we're small in another perspective?
>>121182232
My name is actually one of the most common names in the world, but fair enough.
>>121182445
See >>121181524
>The argument is that they always did, but the jets were simply never modelled correctly. A jet engine is far more than just the nozzle.
>>121182232
In the rapidly growing, expanding, connecting world of the 21st century, morals become skewed, perspectives change opinions, and as we depart from our simple mindsets, we often find ourselves overcome by the understanding that our actions, beliefs, words and plans will have countless unforeseen consequences in the ether of the future.
Within this context we have become the literal gods of a previous world — we have powers and abilities and understanding of deep context that give us unbridled license to make, shift, mashup, create and innovate within this context. Those who grasp that strength create wholly new, dynamic, justified experiences that exemplify not only the pinnacle of human creation, but a deep caring for the general direction of the world.
And then there’s Maxmaps. It’s so rare that within this hypercomplex world, we could be awarded with such a pristine distillation of the base human emotions that disrupt our inner human desire for excellence, yet here we are, looking at him, as if he were an item of evidence in a massive class-action fraud lawsuit.
Borne out of the armpit of the world, left to rot in dingy Mexican streets and in front of a video game console, one Mexican boy emerged from the pit of hepatitis and broken dreams partially cohosting a World of Warcraft radio show where he served as the quintessential illiterate Mexican comic relief that contrasted against the real hosts and made their conversation seem meaningful.
From this festering pit of incompetence and mediocrity came someone who unabashedly believed fascism was the only way to effectively control a populace and believed that he had within him the passion and intelligence to become the next Notch.
After a few years of obscurity “working in pharma” in Mexico, Max found himself at Squad, insulting their most recent project, a promotion of the new “Leaf” car while being onboarded for his new role: managing the community of Kerbal Space Program.
(1/3)
>>121182532
Shut the fuck up.
>>121182532
It was around this time that resourcegate occurred, signifying KSP’s ultimate shift into a dev cycle measured in years rather than weeks, and the .23 roadmap was thrown out to accommodate a one-off deal with NASA that had lasting implications on releases up to and past .25.
Also during Max’s beginning with KSP, we saw the focus move away from Sandbox and to a “career” mode, even though the game was still very much in Alpha and starting career so early only served to petrify the development in the same state of half-bakededness we still have the pleasure of experiencing to this day.
Just as Max entered the frame, many of the original American and international devs left, and they were replaced by Mexicans, as if this were logical. Since Max’s introduction to the Kerbal Space Program team, we have seen numerous meaningless PR deals that have served as one-off announcements designed to distract the fanbase from asking meaningful questions about the development of KSP. Likewise, we have also seen a rise in the harmful moderation that has led to the self-censoring community of KSP fans today who have been trained to simply drop all expectations from Squad, “because they’re an indie dev.”
Keep in mind that the delaying of development in line with developing career has mirrored another disturbing trend: putting less than 5% of all “profits” from early access back into development. This has been status quo for years, and has allowed Squad to maintain a fraud and scam, promising a game in development, while keeping the majority of the profits in an offshore bank account, while scrubbing profits from the online repositories designed to keep Steam companies honest.
“You give me too much credit,” Maxmaps will likely magically pop up and say — but no, to get that from this is a fundamental misreading. The point of asking these questions and making these connections is not to prove that MAXMAPS ADDS NOTHING —
(2/3)
>>121182496
Li? Is it you?
>>121182692
Okay Max
>>121182805
One of, not the.
the truth of it is that Maxmaps has inherently and irreperably damaged the development of KSP, leading up to the sad truth of the matter: “Maxmaps killed KSP”
Maxmaps adds nothing is a constant reminder to the wider community to ask what is _really_ happening whenever Max announces a new secret feature or new meetings in progress — he is taking up valuable resources developing in-game “purchase” buttons for 3D models and brokering wider chasms between KSPedu and stock KSP. He is inserting pain points and creating dividers, and for this, we must all ask for our refunds, or we must take them, by whatever means necessary.
Before I close out my blog, let me quickly note some of the deals Max has brokered for KSP: NASAupdate, Soccer balls, Plushies, Gamer’s edition, Wii, Xbone, PS4 (Flying Tiger), printable ships, Curse, 1.0, and many others. Please feel free to add any that come to mind.
What can you do to fight the base human wrongness and perversion that is Maxmaps? Well, there are many ways to join the fight, but might I recommend BURNING SQUADCAST?
>>121182808
Max doesn't post here you idiot.
>>121183124
Okay Max
>>121183124
Last time we thought he was gone he replied at some random shitpost and left when we asked about the game.
>>121183289
The solution is that all max posters are fakers until Max either trips (with the proper trip) or tweet verifies.
Even then, he is most certainly not welcome here, and he knows this.
>>121182506
For their next trick, will they texture the inside faces of every model?
>>121183510
You are an idiot. He verified it via twitter a long time ago.
And I'm not talking about this miguelwithaverylongname here.
I like Jool
>>121183959
I like green goo.
What did he mean by this?
>>121184162
/tv/ GET OUT
>>121184162
Laughing at the deaths of his friends
I left you guys for ark. This game will satisfy my autism for quite some time.
>>121183783
People use fake trips and billies fall for them.
When Max wants to be le super sneaky he will shitpost for awhile then drop something that hints at it being him and then we'll tell him to fuckoff or tweet verify and then he'll post about something and then tweet it.
Welcome, newfriend.
Hey its me, Max. Tweeting about tacos.
>>121185254
Okay Max
Everybody hate Mexicans
Ensalada
>>121185669
What a qt
wtf
>>121185903
Looks like someone misunderstanding what 1.0.5 was going to be.
64 bit
multiplayer
resources
multithreading
unity5
>>121186404
that sounds like a good 1.0 release featureset
too bad 1.0 was produced by a retarded monkey
>>121187572
1.0 was basically the real Beta, with 1.0.5 and 1.1 being the actual release candidate
>>121180892
>rocket lover
gay
>>121187739
>Sudden realization than we got less than 10 updates, including patches, since alpha.
>>121185903
the heat death of the universe is now defined as "as soon as possible"
>>121188257
be honest anon, we're still in alpha
>>121183585
>For their next trick, will they texture the inside faces of every model?
>implying they don't already do that with the new low tier building
>>121186404
>>121187572
glider
Reminder that they took something perfect, something beautiful, something you invested your hard-earned money in, and they turned it into a loudspeaker for gender issues, glorifying failure over success, and stopped developing the only fun part of the game, all while calling you entitled, banning you from the forums you helped fund, and inviting hundreds of kids and coercing them to all yell as loud as they can in unison.
Reminder that you have fallen for a Mexican scam
Reminder that we have exhausted our supplies of sadness, and now we must burn our hatred as fuel to reach our destination.The only "destination" we can still reach is the reacquisition of our seed funding, either in monetary form,or blood.
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>we’ve encountered various bugs during experimentals, one particularly quirky one was where the fog from being underwater would persist in the map view
I have a bad feeling about this. 1.0.6 when?
>>121183959
>that obvious surface on a gas planet
good graphics when
>>121197679
What game are you playing?
Because sure as hell KSP has never been perfect, nor beautiful. It was promising, sure, but it has always been far from perfection.
>>121197819
They wouldn't mention it if it wasn't fixed.
>>121198995
lol just like reentry heating?
>>121198331
I'm talking pre-mexicanization. Like .17
>>121197819
I believe you mean 1.0.5.1or possibly 1.0.5.0.5, scheduled for a January 2017 release
>>121178667
>phone camera
>manual focus
>>121200098
>ever using a phone camera for anything
>publicly sharing a phone photo
>>121200829
OK scruffy :^)
Do we even know who is this MaxMaps person or website?
I'm gonna streamline my installation bynot uninstalling it, but just making a new one with all of the disused/old mods omitted
>>121202304
enjoy your significantly decreased performance for no reason at all
also enjoy never being able to restore the feeling of enjoyment
and then enjoy when ksp just starts crashing even in stock configuration and barring a time machine there is no way to ever restore what you had before
p.s. on the mac version this even applies to the duplicate you made before you starting fucking with stuff, because mexican code
:3
>>121202553
I play with 64 bit so your whole post is basically pointless. :^)
FIRST LAUNCH FROM HAWAII:
http://spaceflightnow.com/2015/11/03/ors-4-mission-status-center/
T-10 MINUTES
ALOHA BITCHES
>>121202961
Golly
>>121201540
>implying
I just don't get why people insist on posting their shitty phone photos like a toddler that just made a shit. Get a real camera, learn how to fucking use it, and take *good* pictures. Sneks are great photographic subjects, despite snekfag's best attempts to disprove that with their photography.
>yfw snek eats anon one day
>>121203404
What about cat dicks?
>>121203404
Except that's wrong. Real cameras can't focus closer than ~50cm.
See pic, he was almost touching my phone. Also camera scares him.
>>121203726
>Real cameras can't focus closer than ~50cm.
The fuck are you talking about? That depends on the lens.
>>121202961
No audio?
Good airship mod fucking when
>>121203994
There is but they only announce updates every now and then. It'll get busier when countdown is close to t-10 seconds I'm sure
>>121203606
Not really. There's a rather limited marketability of images of feline phallus, and artistically very few individuals that will ever find them appealing enough for many artists to consider them an appropriate vehicle with which to convey a message.
>>121203726
>Real cameras can't focus closer than ~50cm.
>Real cameras
>can't focus closer than ~50cm.
Please be bait.
>>121203994
There is audio, but theres only one person talking and she's said 3 things in 10 minutes.
>>121204085
Well I suppose it's a good thing I'm not trying to convey a message, I'm just posting pictures because faggots on the internet want to see them
Actually, usually they don't, but there's a few that do
>>121203726
Of course, it doesn't mean it's impossible. It's just not handy.
>>121203949
It's typically like that. Do you even optics? Bigger sensor = further closest focus distance.
>>121204085
Give me an examplethat is not a specialized macro lensthen.even they can't catch phones
Cat, bird, and snek should meet to see what happens
>>121204095
Oh nice, Badie got a promotion.
Why haven't you built your own rocket yet, anon?
>>121204376
are you an american who doesn't know what a centimeter is?
hint: it's related to the centum of a meter
why is spaceflightnow such utter and complete shit?
Did ULA outsource their streaming to squEAd?
THERE IS NO NEED TO RELOAD THE PAGE
>1776+239
>Not being American
>>121204768
This is like the third time they tried to "update" their site to something better. Seems to get worse every time and it crashes during big launches.
Literally one job.
>super strypi
Did Tory name this one himself?
I wish I could live on a floating Venus colony with the rest of /kspg/
>>121204376
>Give me an example
Sigma Mini Wide 28mm lens on literally anything that can take a PK mount, so essentially almost every SLR/Mirrorless camera in existence. Literally just took the one on my desk, and can focus on things less than 10 cm away without any trouble.
And that's a non-macro lens from well over 30 years ago.
>>121204960
>>121204768
ULA has nothing to do with this.
What's worse?
Squad shills or ULA shills?
>>121204936
What is cloudflare
Should I use CKAN?
>>121204619
What I'm saying is MFD and MM aren't the same thing. Thing with pets is, you need to get close and still be able to see wide. Real cameras however, have bigger sensor and it's impossible to do both at the same time. Phone is just a hell of a lot easier.
>>121205058
>0.7'
My point stands.
Has she announced anything in the past 10 minutes? I have not heard anything since at least 9:30
>>121205327
No.
>>121205327
No, its shit and liable to install things incorrectly. You also won't know whats wrong when something does break, since you had zero input on the installation process so don't know what to troubleshoot.
It's essentially Mechjeb for mod installs.
>20:29: Launch in 3 min
>20:39: Waiting for update
Is this KSP?
>>121205617
1.0.5.0.5.0.5 is going to be great anon
>>121197694
>replying to 1 year and 15 day old posts
>>121205413
>>121205484
Good, I tried it once and it was a clusterfuck.
>>121205378
10cm is not 0.7 feet
>>121205880
Hnnnnng dem plumes
>>121205327
>>121205413
>>121205484
Still useful for huge rss/ro installations, but use autopruner too
>>121205378
>My point stands.
>0.7' = 10 cm
>being this retarded
Ok, now I seriously hope you're baiting.
T-53 MINUTES
LAUNCH CONFIRMED BY SQUAD
>>121205880
What fuel do those engines use?
>>121205880
Aww shucky ducky.
>>121206184
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuperDraco
>>121206206
not his trip, his trip has the word "slut" in it
>>121206206
No, I'm maxmaps!
>Implying Max has ever posted in /kspg/
>Implying it hasn't been a shitposter since the beginning
>>121205378
To be clear, I'm talking about the difference between >>121203726 and >>121204376. Closest you can get with an SLR is about 20cm because they have big sensors. In order to be "close" they go farther with less angle of view. See this pic, the lens I took this photo with can't focus closer than 1.5 meters and yet it looks close. In order to get close and still have wide angle of view, you need to have less focal length. You're now looking at expensive fisheye lenses which will scare off the birds or smartphones.
>>121205901
You have the lens, it says how close you can get. Either your lens is broken or you have some other equipment.Also that lens is sexy as fuck, cheap, fast and 28mm. I might even buy it. Thanks.
>>121206116
1'=30.48cm
0.7'=21.336cmpls stop baiting I woke up 2 hours ago and wearing glasses. I hate glasses. My head hurts and I can't get comfy because my keyboard isn't straight. Fuck glasses. Fuck distortion.
/kspg/, I need to confess something. KSP has made me hate mexicans so much I've started abusing one at work.
>>121207219
Hey! Stop that! That's called BULLYING!
>>121206735
>Closest you can get with an SLR is about 20cm
Bullshit. I just went to my cat, and shot this picture from around 10-15cm away with the lens I just mentioned attached to a normal SLR, and did so with zoom to spare. You literally don't know what you're talking about.
>>121207219is it a girl mexican?
We /p/ now
>>121207486
H-h-h-hi anon
>>121207513
Sweet. To pretend we're sort of on topic:
I just bought a surplus high-speed camera lens from NASA.
>>121207329
You should touch the cat's genitals
>>121207686
She literally wouldn't let me if I tried. She's a really shy rescue cat, that'll scratch and bite the ever-loving shit out of you if you go for cuddles she doesn't want.She's playing with a drinking straw now.
>>121207329
No, I forgot to mention that the distance I'm talking about is distance from "sensor", not lens. The burd in the first photo was almost touching my phone.
I can do that to my cat too. But birds don't like it. That's what I'm talking about. Cats are bigger than birds.
>>121207513
>>121207651
Except that's not /p/. /p/ is about looking at test charts and deciding what's good and what's bad instead of just getting the feeling. If a camera can produce a good result despite being horribly over/underexposed, it's a good camera. Technical details > gitting gud. That's /p/.
>>121207881
Right, build that trust first
Wait until she lets you give her belly rubs, then go for the puss-puss
>>121208029
>Except that's not /p/. /p/ is about looking at test charts and deciding what's good and what's bad instead of just getting the feeling. If a camera can produce a good result despite being horribly over/underexposed, it's a good camera. Technical details > gitting gud. That's /p/.
>using stem concepts instead of deciding something
Isn't that a sign of autism?
>>121208382
... I take it you've never been to /p/?
>>121208382
They want to shoot test charts instead of nice stuff.And then cum all over on the photos taken with a shitty 30 year old lens that lack any quality
>>121209079
>needing auto focus
>ever spending more than $200 on a lens
Go to bed, anon. Starbucks coffee isn't going to serve itself.
>>121207486
Aye
>>121207574
Produce timestamp, mammaries, peace sign and ksp in background
>>121209364
>trying to manually focus on a tiny viewfinder that designed to be used with AF
It's like you always want to miss the focusIt's like I'm shitposting on /p/!And I already hate it
>>121209421is she cute? :3
>>121209754
She used to be
>tfw no qt Hawaii gf to launch rockets with
>>121209628
>It's like you always want to miss the focus
>not knowing how to use your lens
>being so dependent on toys
If you're so incompetent so as to not be able to use you camera and lenses, and so impatient and have so little love for your craft so as to not take multiple shots of the same exposure, you should quit now before you blow the rest of your pumpkin spice budget on another lens you don't know how to use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=41&v=k2c2UEQjzIw
>>121210229
pls stop I'm already disgusted
>>121210229
*image, not exposure
[title card: OPERATION CROSSROADS]
[Cameras mounted on moving ships record an esquisite arrangement of a varying number of ships to the tune of a flambouyant soundtrack]
Narrator: Eleven months after the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Operation Crossroads was conducted at Bikini Atoll, twenty-five hundred miles west of Hawaii. The purpose of Crossroads was to test the effects of atomic weapons using two devices--similar in design to Trinity and Nagasaki--codenamed Able and Baker. Shot Able was to be dropped from a B-29, while Shot Baker would be detonated 90 feet below the surface of the water.
[The camera shows the view from a plane of a large arrangement of ships on the ocean]
Narrator: The target armada consisted of 185 Japanese, German, and American ships, ranging to small amphibious craft, to battleships, and aircraft carriers.
[Cut to a man in a suit]
Man: The bomb will not start a chain reaction in the water, converting it all to gas, and letting all the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water go down the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not an atomic playboy. As one of my critics labeled me, exploding these bombs to satisfy my personal whim.
[Cut to men on a ship loading cages and crates full of small animals on various platforms to the sound of ominous music]
Narrator: Animals, plant life, even biological warfare agents were assembled to study the effects of heat, blast, and radiation.
[The men are now shown forcefully handling sheep, shaving parts of them, then shoving them in metal restraints]
[Cut to a shot of several B-29s assembled at an airfield and a man removing blocks from the nose wheel of one of them. The music changes tone and becomes dramatic]
[The camera shows the bomb bay doors close and shows the pilot giving a thumbs up to the ground crew. The pilot observes as he starts up one of his engines.]
[Cut to a shot of the B-29 taking off from a runway, with other planes and buildings visible in the background.]
[The plane is shown in flight, with the target armada under it, unaware of what's about to fucking destroy it]
[It shows the pilot in the cockpit--a particularly handsome man with a neutral expression--and the plane's bomb bay doors opening]
[The crew are kept on camera, calm and on task, operating various instruments in preparation for the drop]
[The bomb is dropped and the bomb bay doors are closed as the plane flies away]
[The bomb is shown dropping to the water, then detonating, creating a massive fireball and condensation cloud surrounding it]
[The fireball rises, and below it puffs of smoke rise from the ships as they are demolished]
[The camera cuts to the shockwave approaching one of the ships and hitting the animals in their cages]
[The camera then goes to a long distance view of the fireball appearing, then the shockwave spreading out and creating massive clouds]
[Cut to a later shot of the resulting cloud from the viewpoint of a small vessel]
Narrator: The bomb missed its intended target by nearly 800 yards. The blast sent 5 ships--including 2 destroyers--to the bottom of Bikini lagoon. All ships within half a mile of the blast were heavily damaged. But damage was nowhere near by that created by the following, underwater blast known as Shot Baker.
http://spaceflightnow.com/2015/11/03/ors-4-mission-status-center/
T-SOMETHING SECONDS
>KSP framerates
>>121210939
FUKCING INTERNET
Unity not us :^)
OH SHIT
>>121210939
>>121211130
What the fuck happened? My internet went out right before it launched
>rocket spinning on its yaw axis
>simulation crashes
more Kancer
I'm not watching but its supposed to do spin stabilisation for its first stage, did it go wrong?
>>121211151
GET DA WATER NIGGA
>>121211271
It seemed to spin faster than what it should have and it eventually lost control
>>121211186
>>121211271
Yes. This is exactly what happened.
Why the fuck did they spin-stabilize something over 4 TWR inside the atmosphere? It's almost certain that it would go insane.
MY STREAM IS BLACK
WHAT HAPPENNED /KSPG/?
>>121211439
is kil
>>121211439
Literally physics not us happened
21:47 Liftoff confirmed, standing by for status
The Super Strypi launch vehicle has lifted off from the U.S. Navy's Pacific Missile Range Facility in Hawaii on an experimental test flight of a new military lightweight satellite booster. The first moments of the flight appeared to go well, but an animation of the launch vehicle derived from telemetry appeared to show it tumbling shortly after liftoff.
We are standing by for an update on the status of the launch from mission managers.
19:54
Our video feet (feed) provided by the University of Hawaii, a partner on today's launch, has gone silent. We are standing by for an official update.
God damn it USA get your shit together. We can't even launch a fucking sounding rocket to space?
>>121211706
>>121211847
lol thats PRETTY KERBAL!!!!!!!!!! XD
>>121211847
>>121211706
We know who was responsible for this.
Looks like we are stuck paying ULA $500 million to launch cube sats
>>121212043
Except that's wrong you fucking retard.
OH SHITTING FUCK
NOW IT'S THE FUCKING PLAY SIGN OF FUCKING DOOM FUCK
>>121212098
What a damn shame. Let's mourn by launching some cube sats.
>>121211847
>feet
>>121212164
quality.
Mark Wiese
@MW_go4launch
So word I got from folks on island is that first stage visually was nominal, planned 2 minute coast before 2nd stage ignition. #ORS4
Mark Wiese
@MW_go4launch
So word I got from folks on island is that first stage visually was nominal, planned 2 minute coast before 2nd stage ignition. #ORS4
Mark Wiese
@MW_go4launch
So word I got from folks on island is that first stage visually was nominal, planned 2 minute coast before 2nd stage ignition. #ORS4
BELIEVE
RIP SUPER STRIPEY
ULA did 11/3
>>121212487
Mark Wiese
@MW_go4launch
Too long with no status, and hearing radio blackout locally as well for #ORS4 which leads to contingency plans having probably kicked in.
It was so fucking cute too
>>121212487
Mark Wiese @MW_go4launch 58s59 seconds ago
Too long with no status, and hearing radio blackout locally as well for #ORS4 which leads to contingency plans having probably kicked in.
PANIC
Can we just launch ONE thing without fucking it up?
>>121213135
Panic started minutes ago. We are mourning now.
>Too long with no status, and hearing radio blackout locally as well for #ORS4 which leads to contingency plans having probably kicked in. - Chris Bergin
It's over lads
>>121213274
Apparently not.
Neil Armstrong is rolling in his grave
Hey guys :3
Did I miss anything exciting today?
Super Strypi is yawing in its grave
>>121213580
Business as usual in USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsMegDZ_VFQ
>54 seconds
>Orbital ATK
>Virgin Galactic
>SpaceX
>Aerojet Rocketdyne
You know who's next right?
>>121213950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i30zxnUFdNE
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>121213958
ULA is the only company in USA that can relied on to not royally fuck up every launch.
