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>I'm a healer so it's NEVER my fault the team lost!
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>I'm a healer so it's NEVER my fault the team lost!

I seriously hope you don't do this. Sometimes it really IS your fault we lost. Learn to take criticism.
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>wasting trips on a shitty thread

That's enough cancer for just one day anon.

>>>/vg/148777629
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>>345389000
WITNESSED
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Were you the level 30 Lucio I played with earlier today on Nepal? If so, your fucking retarded.

You told me to swtich off Mercy even though I was getting 2-4 person revives all game. Even then, having Mercy and Lucio at one time is almost mandatory.
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>>345389000
>out heal the lucio on my team as reaper

shiggity diggity
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>>345389832
I'm sure that was him, anon
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>Mercy mains not understanding why they're getting focused on by the enemy
Is there something wrong with their brains? Isn't it pretty obvious?
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>>345391381
Of course its obvious, my teammates are doing a shit job protecting me
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>>345391381
That means protect them you silly fuck.
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>>345391619
>>345391937

No. Switch to Lucio if you're getting focused as Mercy. Since you can't heal if you're getting focused anyway.
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Can we just let this thread die? OP already wasted trips
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if i get a 4 person Resurrection ON the fucking point and you still lose?

yeah it's entirely your fault
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They really need to add some sort of standardization when it comes to shotgun sprays. Tf2 fixes the problem by adding a 3x3 spray pattern for every shotgun to remove randomness.

You can pointblank fire at someone as reaper, miss all your pellets, and then be instantly killed. It's even more annoying as tracer where a lucky spray get net you 5-10 extra headshots and so a dead healer.
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>>345389000
>"God damn it healer you're shit"
>"I did all I could senpai everyone else was shit"
>"Lol fuck off"
>get to commendations
>I did 18k healing as Lucio
L^:;
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You shouldn't bully a healer purely on the basis that they're the most consistently boring class to play.
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>>345393413
Unless your game was like 15 minutes long I don't see 18k happening

Above 14k is exceedingly rare even for pro teams

Skirmish against bots doesn't count.
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>>345392771
make me i bought the game i can play how and who i want
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>playing ff14
>using all my buffs, in defense stance, boss couldn't care less about anyone but me
>die because healer thinks he's a dps instead, party wipes literally less than 20 seconds after I die
>healer says tank better

Why are healers such entitled cunts, does the class only appeal to people that pick it for a guaranteed party slot
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>healers thinking they're anything more than cumrags to be used and abused
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>>345393773
That's fine but don't complain about getting focused then. You've been given the best and arguably only thing you can do when getting focused as Mercy by people who know what they're doing. There's really nothing your teammates can do
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>>345393694
Not him but my highest healing game is 18k, I can take a screenshot in a bit
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>>345392771
>play lucio
>dance around the enemies and distract all six of them away from the point for a whole minute
>allies don't take the point

What the fuck, team? Move to the beat!
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>>345394000
Why do people keep getting trips. What is this.
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>>345389000
>checked
Just because you are a mercy doesn't mean you helped
>signal Ult as S76
>Mercy stays on heals
Shit like that
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>play healer
>enemy team targets me first every time
>my team doesn't even try to defend me
>get spawn camped by high level tracer
>my team doesn't even try to kill her
>get yelled at for being a bad healer

sometimes there's just no use in trying to correct bad behavior
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I only thank my healer if they are cute, wearing heels and wearing stockings.
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>>345391619
A lot of the Mercy's I see never take advantage of three seconds you get wihle your line of sight is blocked. If you're not weaving in and out of cover most of the time, you're making it easy for the other team to kill you.
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Damn right it ain't my fault if I get the heal gold medal with +8k points AND the silver medal in eliminations as jet set radio
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>>345389000
>pub DPS
>puts out tons of damage, keeps an eye on threat, and often knows proper placement
>pub Tank
>cycles protection targets, properly uses CC, and keeps track of all taunted enemies
>pub Healer
>demands everyone goes their pace, just spams all healing types on one target, always wants treatment from Tank
>leaves dungeon/match/etc. thinking they're most important because they "took one for the team and were the healer"

Proper games should just remove the class altogether and rely on an alchemy profession for MMO-types and proper map flow and medkit placement for arena-types.
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>>345394317
I just played a competetive match where I got FIVE gold medals as Luchadoreino

and we still lost

Crazy shit
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I mostly play mercy and those fucking tracers and to a lesser extent genjis needs to be nerfed. Genji not so much because he has more counter play, but that fucking triple blink, 1 clipping/ult, recall shit has absolutly no counter play. I thank the matchmaking gods when we have a pharah that knows how to look after a mercy. When I play pharah and see a tracer or genji coming I take off and spam I need healing. Too bad the few mercies I see don't often take advantage of this.
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>>345393694
>>345393991
just under 20k here, probably shouldn't listen to people in these threads, most people that post about overwatch are low ranking plebs that spew nonsense
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>>345394824
Any wisdom you can impart on said pleb?
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>>345395043
Just give yourself to the rhythm
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>>345394678

>nerf the heroes that are good against the ones I like

every time
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>>345394678
Tracer is fine, she should be slaying supports
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>>345395187
excuse me for flying to 4 different people on different elevations to get killed by one tracer that wouldn't let up with he ridiculous damage and mobility. Pharah is my only safe haven to get away from that cockney bitch, and even then you can't stay in the air for more than 3-5 seconds before you start getting shot at.
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>>345394678
>why are these characters designed to kill backline squishies good at killing backline squishies?
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>>345395414
why is my team who is actively trying to kill her unable to do so? With characters that can kill tracer?
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>>345395565

It was supposed to be McCree. Blizzard nerfed him
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>>345395565
Your team is more than likely too spread out and not focused on protecting you. A decent Mccree, Winston or Roadhog protecting you would have a fighting chance.
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>>345395650
Which is why pharah is my only chance left at even having a chance to get some healing done, let alone a decent revive.. God forbid having to do 4-5 revive cuz that bitch will kill me first.
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>>345395650
If you can't kill a flashbanged tracer most of the time you either have bad aim or slow reaction speed.
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>>345395972
>>345395213
>>345395187
Ya see, the problem many have with tracer is the retarded as hell blink. Sure you can get used to predicting it, but when it comes to blizzard games, most are seen from a top down perspective. Blinking in fps is very disorienting as your field of vision is severely limited. Giving how fast it recharges and her goddamn recall, even being aware she will still kill your Mercy/Zenyatta.
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>>345396363

Good tracers won't get close enough for flashbang to be effective. Also if the Tracer is jumping you have to pull off a fairly tricky headshot

Sorry, McCree sucks now. Pro teams rarely pick him now
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>>345393158
>tfw I was on a team with 2 mercys on Gibraltar
>enemy switched to two bastions, a Toblerone, and three others I don't remember
>end push
>do ok but three of us go down to a McCree high noon
>Mercy #1 resurrects us
>4 of us go down after torb ults and we kill a couple of them including their mercy
>Mercy #2 resurrects us
>I clear out a bastion and torb with his turret, rest of the team kills the rest of their team
>we win I the final seconds
God bless Mercy
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>>345389000
please redirect all cancer to /vg/
>>>/vg/148777629

>>>/vg/148777629
>>>/vg/148777629
>>>/vg/148777629
>>>/vg/148777629
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>>345393413
This happened to me the other day but I didn't get that much healing. Still was well over 8000 though. People who take this game seriously are dumb as fuck
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>>345394584

Means you had a garbage team if they had less elims than Lucio unless they were Rein or something
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>playing overwatch
>attack on dorado
>our team is eating shit
>maybe a minute and a half left on the clock
>already been constantly switching trying to find something that'll work
>nothing, maybe have 1 kill overall
>out of desperation pick widowmaker
>somehow get 8 kills and win
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>>345394584
>I got FIVE gold medals as Luchadoreino
>and we still lost

That doesn't sound out of place.
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>people spamming "I need healing" while being miles from the team, not in line of sight and in the middle of the enemy team
>they end up dying
>they type "heals?" in chat
Fuck off.
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>>345396762
So mccrees flashbang was never useful against Tracer?
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>>345396896
make us
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>play as mercy
>forgot i could heal and just have fun blasting everyone with my pistol
>manage to get potg when mei sets off a blizzard but dies and i just go in and execute the team
I love playing mercy
Everyone seems to just lock in to you and rush you headon in a straight line and walks facefirst in to your bullets
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>>345397457

McCree can't FTH kill tracer anymore. It's a big nerf to what he's supposed to be doing. Having to flashbang+headshot is harder than flashbang+FTH. Plus, Tracer's are getting a lot better at ducking and weaving around mcCree. He HAS to land a flashbang or a dodgy headshot to win. Tracer can blink all around or just pepper McCree from out of reach.

Tracers don't fear McCree anymore whereas before he was death within his "zone"
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>>345394294
How about if they're not wearing anything at all?
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>>345396818
revived them from the spawn at last point?
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>>345398134
I wish, I just hit 70 and no one chasing me does that anymore.
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>>345397430
Fucking this. If you're being a mouth breathing retard i'm not going to jump into the middle of the enemy team to heal you.
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>>345398158
We were attacking. At the very end where the car almost always gets stopped right before the end near the defense spawn
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>>345398158
That is the most bullshit Mercy revive spot in the entire game.

She should not be allowed to revive her entire team from the spawn room.
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>>345389000
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>>345398531
then bast can't set up in hard to hit places
ok? is that fair, you fucking baby?
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>>345396034
I found Mercy + Monkeydick pretty good
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>>345389000
>>345394000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>345398531
don't forget temple of anubis spawn for defense and in the trench for offense, dorado's staircase near last point for offense, and 2 of nepals hills.
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>>345398952
>white hair
Looks like you have some beta-era artwork
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>>345398818
Who's moneydick? Reinhardt?
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>>345399008
just took it from another thread have this instead
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>WE NEED A HEALER!
>says 1 of the 4 DPS players on the team
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>Be mercy
>Tell team to group and move as one so Rein can fucking shield them long enough to get to the point
>They literally can not stop themselves from running past him, leaving us to fend off the pharah that somehow goes unnoticed by everyone but myself.

Some days are just not good days to play ranked.
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>>345399095
>two players lock in
>Genji and Hanzo
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>>345399054
Maybe the Ape?
Damage boostinng Winston does wonders also you can get into the air by following his jumps.
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>>345399095
>playing tank
>team is 4 DPS and a Mei
>tell them we need a healer
>"you pick healer then retard"
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>>345399095
atleast the soldier can heal
>>345399154
pharah is surprisingly quite in the air
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>>345398134
>McCree can't FTH kill tracer anymore
Bullshit.
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>>345399308
FUCKING THIS
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>be lucio
>playing with friend, who is playing as Zarya
>two other S76s and a mercy
>get destroyed by a pharah ult
>the 2 S76s blame us for the loss
>Zarya was silver for dmg and kills
>I was gold for healing
>still dont understand how TWO soldier 76s couldnt keep 1 pharah locked down

Today was pretty shit for comp games.
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>>345399546

It's too unreliable and so no one does it.
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>>345399319
Yeah, didn't help she was accurate enough to prevent from killing her with my pea shooter.
Also could dive in with the delinquent dps because I literally could not heal their asses as fast as they'd get hammered(and kill 0 people)
Today was a rough day, yo.
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>>345399546
stun-head shot, or stun-body shot-fan(since fan seems to follow up faster than a second left click)
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>Mercy players talk shit like they did something skillful
Its not your fault if we lose, but it isnt you leading us to victory either. Mercy is so easy to play a bot could do it as well as the average Mercy.
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>>345389000
It is very easy to spot the retarded healers in Dirty bomb.
>People who charge their revive to full while there's enemies right next to the downed person
>Auras who lay healing stations in bumfuck no where or in direct sight of enemy fire
>Sawbones and Sparks that just lay health packs for them selves
>People who just plain don't revive as they walk aver your body to the point where you're yelling at them in chat
With how much potato points you get for healing you should at least be in the top 5 score, unless your team is either wrecking or getting obliterated to the point where you can't heal.
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>>345399308
>go healer
>never heal the guy that called you a retard
>he complains
love it
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>>345399623
>ptr
>playing d.va on dorado, attack
>lose on final push
>end screen
>gold damage, objective kills, and objective time
That's not supposed to happen
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>>345399874
and yet without mercy teams would never win
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>>345400356
can win without mercy on offense, but if defense has one you are severely gimped
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>>345399874
Staying alive as mercy on an uncoordinated team takes skill much of the time
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>>345399308
>pick tank with team of 4 dps and a mei
>hey guys we need a healer
>"fuck off shitter, you pick healer"
>pick healer
>hey guys we need a tank
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>>345391381
Its strange when its obvious the enemy is focusing on the healer and no one even bothers to help the healer.
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>>345400356
We just need a walking revive, the person pushing q doesnt matter.
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>dude playing as Pharah
>prefers walking
kys
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>>345400772
switch to pharah/mccree and take in the salt.
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>>345400772
Sometimes she just gets buttfucked by a genji ult but its not even that hard to defend a mercy if she's not a total retard. Shit she even tells you "IM UNDER ATTACK"
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>>345400530
As a whole there's a big difference between a good mercy and bad mercy. The difference is less noticeable for lucio I'd say. You have like average lucios then the rogue PRO lucio who straight up never dies and holds overtime for 3 centuries while his team can get their dicks out of their asses.
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>>345400894
should do most of your fighting from the air or on elevation. Should try to save your shift for bad situations/mercy pocketing/
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>>345401052
Yup
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>>345400947
a pharah who understands will get airborne to get mercy out of there
>>345400984
good/bad mercy depends a lot on positioning, than heal priority, than damage boosting, than knowing when to use the pistol
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>>345400894
how is that gif nearly two fucking megs?
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>playing Mercy, we're losing but I'll just stick this out, maybe we can turn it around
>"pls play Lucio"
>disconnect
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>>345401365
She's a big girl.
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>>345401052
Yeah only time I stayed grounded myself as pharah is if they have a good widow and we have a rein.

Can't fly if I get swatted every time. Though usually in such a situation I'll swap heroes.
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>>345393413
>tfw 45% healing
>No commends

;~;
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>>345401372
I usually just play Lucio when playing with a team of fucking idiots because if your team is too stupid to make any effort to protect their healer it's better to be Lucio since he's easier to survive and fight back with.
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>>345401527
if they release the next update with mccree making no fly zones for pharah, mercy stands no chance against those insane tracers.
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No you fucking retarded its not my fault when
>you're on the other side of the map
>not with the team
>rocket jump AWAY from me
>pull out of a team push
>fail to protect me
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>>345401441
I want Pharah to spoon me every night.
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>people picking Zenyatta as the main healer
>they just shit balls the entire time and don't even heal people or discord the main targets

It's like Zenyatta players hate winning
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>>345401304
Yeah, I'm always disappointed when as dps or tank my mercy doesn't know when to either preemptively heal me, or whip out her pea-shooter.
Like fuck I'm reinhardt stop healing me at full when the barrier is up. Either buff a dps or pop a cap or two yourself.
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>>345401624
lucios great an all, but I feel his ult could use a bi more duration or overheal. He's also not as satisfying when I play lucio. I guess im just shit though
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>You will never have to play Hanamura, Anubis, Hollywood, Or Babushka Industries after Season 1

THANK YOU GOD
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>playing on rural internet
>not stable enough to play comp since sometimes it craps out
>stick to quick play to have fun
>quick play is nothing but 5 stacking cheeselords and afk players who keep swapping in and out
The no hero stacking rule ruined quick play. I swear to christ stacking is the most boring shit to play against since the games last like 5 minutes unless your team is retarded
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>>345401778
Playing Zenyatta when there's also a Lucio is the GOAT combo. Zen is made for killing other healers
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>>345401913
What do you mean by this?
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>>345401441
Fucking stole the words right out of my mouth you fucker
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>>345402101

You can select your map pool in Season 2.
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>>345402042
I have pretty good internet but blizzards servers disconnect me once a day
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>>345402081
Zen with another healer is great but when its just zen, Please pick Lucio or Mercy if you're just gonna throw balls
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>>345401441
>metal thong
Blizzard pls, sexualizing Pharah is wrong.
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>needing a healer

heal your own lazy ass.
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>>345402297
I agree
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>>345402081
zen is made for crushing tanks and bestowing tranquility

>>somone post the zenyatta pic with him as wood bender saying to teach peaceful ways by force
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>>345402327
Can't wait for the Ana SFMs where she's slicking Pharah
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>>345402681
delete this
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KORRA GET OFF OF THIS THREAD AND GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE AND INTERACT WITH THE OTHERS IN BRANDON"S ROOM. FUCK.
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>>345401913

But I like those maps
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>>345402297
That black part in the lower mid drif and upper thighs, is that a bodysuit?
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>>345402297
knock some tanks down fast enough, and you will leave an enemy mercy thirsty for ults and a team with no tanks alive.
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>>345402804
wat
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>>345389000
The problem always crops up when your team has horrible positioning

Don't follow your team to shit positioning
>OMG noob healer isn't healing the team!

Follow your team to shit position and die because the enemy focus fires you on open ground
>OMG noob healer, why aren't you healing us?
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>>345402804
Yeah Korra, come the fuck on.
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>>345402815
Anubis is objectively bad map design though. Either you completely roll through before they have time to set up after taking the first point or it becomes just a giant lock down.

Good teams roll on Attack whereas bad teams get fucked because they don't know how to combo
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>>345389000
>playing overwatch
>support picks anything other than mercy
>lose

every time
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>>345403341
>mercy on koth
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>>345403341
>Losing KOTH matches with Lucio but winning them with Mercy

Okay?
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>>345403226

All CP maps are objectively bad. Lots of chokepoints, few mistakes afforded to the defending team, long fucking games which go to coin flip.

Payload and KOTH are best.
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>>345389000

Who Rocket Angel here
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>>345402375
This guy gets it
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>>345403557
if you save me from the thirsty tracers and the solo genji ults ill anything angel
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>Guy picks Widow and start destroying my team
>I pick Winston and give him the monkey dick
>He picks Roadhog and fucks me up
>I pick Reaper and fuck him up
That's how you play this game. This "main hero" shit is for shitters.
Fuck you if you don't know how to counter pick.
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>>345403554
Honestly the game is just riddled with chokepoints for no other reason than Blizzard trying to force interaction. They have so much room for vertical movement map design but they can't use it without completely fucking balance for characters who can't climb fast.
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>4-5 DPS on the team
>you go gold as the tank

>team has a Genji
>someone picks a Tracer as if she doesn't do the exact same thing
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>>345403557
>>345403714
Pharah is mine.
kys pls
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>>345403557
I want yo/u/ to fuck off.
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>>345403614
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hrIl1ncb_ZY
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>>345403891
just save my swiss ass from the tracers and genjis and I will reward you with heals and damage boosts
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>>345403838

Map(and game) design overall is poor. KOTH is generally ok but it's too easy to push the opposing team into their spawn. Tf2 solves the problem by giving teams multiple exits out of spawn and quicker respawn times when you lose the point.

That's just the tip of the design flaws
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>>345403813
>playing McRee
>Winston unga bungas onto me
>headshot him twice cos easiest hitbox in the game right up in my face
>flashbang him and do two more
>dead in two seconds
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>>345403557
Shipfags please go
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>>345403557
I want yo/u/ to stay
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>>345404069
If the game didn't have top notch environment art aesthetic and the Blizzard logo, I'm convinced it would be written off as another Chinese TF2 clone tier by most people. I only play it because I'm burnt out on TF2 and Quake is pretty dead but they have a lot to work on.
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Healers are boring to play and annoying to play against in every game that they are featured in.

One of the few things that Paladins does right is the complete removal of dedicated healing characters, some characters have healing abilities but none of them are completely dedicated to it.
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>get a game with 2 completely balanced teams, have a fun game and win
>next round everyone on my team goes for kills while the other team coordinates and steamrolls us in basically the lowest amount of time possible

Why does this always happen? My last team was 3 Widowmakers, a D.Va, and a roadhog who dropped out 30 seconds in and never got replaced. What the fuck is wrong with people in quickplay?
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>>345389000
Why is she being so proud
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>>345404310

Same. I don't particularly like Overwatch but it's a FPS and I enjoy FPS. If any other decent game comes out I'll drop it in an heartbeat.
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>>345404635
She hasn't been nerfed yet.
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>>345404635
because she gets a lot of attention (from the enemy team)
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>>345404757
>inb4 POP ET UP MEH SHITTA
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>>345404635

Every time I play Mercy I get PoTG
She's THAT important.
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>>345402297
While it's true that Zen can't be the only support, it's also not true that the zen player should switch. Have the geni/tracer/hanzo players do something useful for a change.
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>>345404929
I'm a little upset lucio and zenyatta never get potg with amazing ult timings though.
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>>345405073
>15 hours of lucio
>literally my only potg was pushing an ulting roadhog off of the lighthouse in illios
When is that potg fix coming through?
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>>345405305
I never see a potg for a good lucio ult though. its always him pushing people off cliffs or something
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>>345404793
>getting roasted this badly by a dead woman
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>>345402395
He takes out Mercy or Lucio is like 3 hits too though as long as you use the orb of discord properly
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>>345389000
Mercy is the best character.
Prove me wrong.

If you don't have a Mercy on your team you already lost.
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>>345405073
I've gotten one PotG as Zenyatta that technically featured my super. It started at the very end of transcendence before i got a triple kill on their Mercy, Roadhog, and Reinhardt. I'm not sure if the healing actually factored in to me getting PotG, though.
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>>345405502
>>knowingly playing mercy with a team of flankers
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>>345404635
Because she knows she's a mandatory pick and the Luciofags are always getting jelly.
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>>345405662
Why is she so attractive.

Literally the only attractive Overwatch character.
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>>345405752
Ana was quite a looker in her prime.
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>>345405705
nerfing her ult charge rate isn't necesary when the tracers and genjis rape you when when you have a competant team. People who ask for the ult nerf dont know what they are talking about. Another thing it to secure the kill against her tank to make sure she cant suck ult off of him
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>Next weekly brawl
>Every time you die you switch to another character until the game ends or you die enough to use the whole roster

Thoughts?
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>>345405752
Aryan goddess?
I've also thought about whether we are conditioned to be attracted to white women, or if its media influence. I thinks its the first one
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>>345403968

I hate how much I love renai circulation parodies.

Man I totally wrote off 76 but recently I've been having a blast with him ever since I discovered what burst fire is.
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>>345389000
Mercy is cute
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>playing beaner palace
>reaper because don't feel like trying
>tracer makes a b-line for injured mercy
>mercy looks at me with eyes filled with cocklust and magnetizes herself to my musk, zooming over with her DPS beam up
>can already hear Tracers player screaming in horror as I step in between the two and empty my gunballs on her pretty face
>mercy, undoubtedly still recovering from orgasm, lingers on my buff
>lose match anyway
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>>345406143
you know the rules
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>>345406129
Mercy would never wear such lewd panties!
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>>345406312
White girls are more likely to have mathematically attractive facial balances. Why do you think Korean plastic surgeons try to work within a set of proportions that makes 90% look the same?
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>>345406312
>Aryan
>Dark eyes

???? Either way, I'm Mexican, and MErcy is literally the only attractive Overwatch character. Take that as you will.
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>>345406574
and so do I?
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>>345406592
I just assumed asians got surgery to look more like white women
t. chinese
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>>345406129
It absolutely is necessary
Attacking any last point when there's a mercy is absolute pain at the moment, especially on the shit maps like King's Row and Anubis. They've got their ult up for every push to cancel out the attacker's ults. People always say "focus the healer", but it's not so easy on the last point if she can hide in spawn then res the entire team after the attackers blow their load just getting in
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>>345406312
She's nothing special to me but I'm not white
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>>345406690
what are blue eyes?
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>>345393694
A lot of it also is how careful your teammates are. If you have a highly mobile team who's good at dodging and using Rein shields / DVa matrix / whatever, you obviously won't get as high a healing amount.

The best way to get a high healing game is to just be involved in a huge slog of a game where neither side is very concerned about protecting their lives, but neither side ever manages to get many eliminations, so people are always in the middle of a fight. That way it optimizes the amount of healing you're constantly putting out because everyone is always damaged and also in range because they aren't doing a run back.

Basically, having a very high healing total is more indicative of a long, bad game than a good one.
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>>345404113
McCree is a good Winston counter though.
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I had a Mercy do this the other day
>torb and bastion fucking up our team on Numbani
>junkrat and genji do nothing
>Mercy blames the whole team for "walking in to turrets" because they "only died once"
no shit you only died once, you stayed at the back playing a non-combat class
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>>345406905
I find kings row harder to hide as mercy when at the last bend. If attackers take the elevation with the hole, you need to sit further back, possibly out of range of guardian angel. Anubis though I agree. P2 of hanamura is great for mercy because it gives her tons of space to fly between teammates on the flanks, elevation, and a hiding spot right behind the point.
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>play healer
>feel responsible for every one of your team's deaths
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>>345401894
I agree as well, Lucio's def more effective as for pubs but he's the most boring character to play
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dont play mei
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>>345406575
Yeah

She doesn't wear any at all.
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>>345389000
>be healing some dumbass hog
>can't land a single hook
>get lucky on shooting a low health tracer and he brag about it
>he got aggressive and charged in
>died
>blame me for his retarded shit.
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>>345407339
a parent shouldn't be responsible for a retarded childs death (actually a blessing)
>>345407406
hes less engaging for me, but his quotes get me real pumped. (I still love mercys encouragement though)
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>>345407339
>round ends
>"s-sorry guys I don't usually play this class..."
>Don't worry you did good
>Yeah I thought that was your main!
>Don't sweat it haha
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>>345407406
>lucio
>boring
Are you sure we're playing the same game?
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>>345407339
>Reinhardts who charge straight into a full enemy team instead of shielding
>Pharahs who ult in full sight and when her team isn't distracting the enemies
>flankers or other shitters who constantly stay out of sight and out of range and spam NEED HEALING then die
They'll receive no sympathy from me, I'm not getting my ass killed to (probably fail at) saving theirs from their own stupidity.
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>>345407508
But she is bae
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>>345397430
Usually when I choose to play Mercy I like to be sarcastic in chat, and ask people to fan out and hide in corridors where I can't fly to them, and to be extra sure they never get near the payload. It tends to work better than just asking.

Being Mercy and being the only person the payload and seeing 3 skulls and 2 blue outlines, all an equal distance away from one another on the edges of the map is super fun.
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>>345407767
>pharahs that ult in general
her ult is so situational without dying you may aswell have just fired at them with your weapon
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>>345407767
>>Reinhardts who charge straight into a full enemy team instead of shielding
If my shield's constantly getting broken and you fuckers aren't actually using it the enemy, you bet your ass I'm charging in
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>>345407935
Playing against pharahs who actually know how to ult is terrifying
You never know when she'll pop out from around a corner and destroy you
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>>345408084
>situational
>>345407939
Thats fine, you played your part. its not your fault blizzard matched you up with idiots
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>>345399219
>join game
>instalocks
>reaper
>genji
>hanzo
>another hanzo
>soldier 76
>"We could use a tank and a healer"
>"Then pick one faggot"
>leave during selection instead
>join another match that already has a Mercy and Rein
>pick a tank and win easily
>feel good knowing the team of dumbasses who "play to have fun" is the one you just beat

The instalock people who always complain about people taking the game too seriously are the worst players in the game. And there's a lot of them. They just want to roam around TDMing as their favorite character, and don't care that they're doing no damage, getting no eliminations, their matches only last 3 minutes and they get their shit pushed in on every one of them.

Because they're "having fun." They're the same people that want to play all McCrees or all Tracers too, in my experience. They're almost always drunk and their stats are always garbage.
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>>345408084
Even then it only works when the team has no snipers, no S76, no nearby Roadhog, and after the patch no McCree.
Any game where you can play Pharah against a team of only short range or slow projectile characters is going to be a good fucking game.
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>>345407814
no shes gay
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>>345408317
there not actually have fun. I bet they also want to win but dont want to put any effort into it.respawn screen is even less fun
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>>345399874
Playing a Mercy is more about the overall skill of your teammates than the skill of the Mercy. You can damage boost them all day, but if they can't hit shots, it's useless. You can stick near the payload, but if you're playing with idiots, they're going to be roaming all over the map where you can't heal them anyway.

Most of the actual skill level of a Mercy is the same as anyone else. Map placement, concealment and timing. It's just that having a teammate who does not grasp these things invalidates most of those decisions.
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>>345408425
those projectiles are lethal against still targets you know. shot a smawl number of pharahs as mercy after she killed 2-3 others.
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>>345403968
FUCKING BEEN LISTENNING TO THIS ALL DAY
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>>345401778
Zenyatta's kit is nearly Soldier 76's. He's a mid to long range damage dealer with supplemental heals. The only major difference is their ult. They can label him as a support as much as they want, but he's definitely not a support, and never will be.
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>>345406690
Her eyes are blue, it's just Overwatch's style makes the top half of the iris a much darker color.
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>>345408627
true, after that as the primary factor refer to this>>345401304
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>>345408731
>After she killed 2-3 others
So you're saying her ult still went off successfully and either forced a rez or allowed a good push?
It's mainly for the rest of the game where you're flying about too, if the enemy team is all Winstons and Junkrats and shit they haven't got a chance in hell of getting you out of the sky.
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>>345403813
>pick Reaper
>no one can counter pick him because all his counters are situational or teamcomp related

Not that he's OP, because he isn't, but shit, mang.
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>>345408959
doesn't mercy's ult counter ults? point stants your still dead. If you do kill a mercy though then you win x2
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>>345408317
I quit every time, fuck these faggots.
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>that one faggot who leaves right before the match ends
>you join the game and get an instant loss
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>>345407767
Playing usually as Rein (don't consider it a "main," but he's pretty important and almost no one wants to play him), one of the most annoying things is being on a bad team and seeing an enemy Rein who charges you the first time he sees you, EVERY time. It's one of the most foolish things you can do, and at best results in a kamikaze -1 to both teams usually. But with the bad team, the stupid Rein gets away with it and feels like hot shit for being a terrible player. And there's not a lot you can do about it since you have to be locked in place to protect your team.
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>tfw shoot the fuck out of pharahs
>tfw plink mercy's to death
>tfw get accused of hacking
S76 is literally the best hero in the game
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>>345405073
>Zenyatta
>has 3 of the best looking highlight animations
>never gets highlights
is this blizzards cruel joke towards zen players
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>>345400061
>sparks that just lay health packs for themselves
THOSE ARE FOR ME BITCH, THEY HEAL FOR LIKE 40
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>>345389000
I want Mercy to give me a massage
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>>345409930
>zen
>objectively one of the best shooting animations in a game to date
>literally unplayable since release
At least he's finally getting fixed
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Picking Mercy in a team of bads is a throw worse than the fact that your team is bads.
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>>345412734
this
mercy scales with the team. If they're shit, mercy is useless. If they're good, mercy is GOAT
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>get the respective best legendaries for hanzo and dva
>don't play either
feels bad lads
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>>345402192
Cool.
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>>345413152
>13
>two legendaries in the same box
wew lad
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>>345404345
So how goes Tribes?
Or balancing Smite for that matter?
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>>345413323
43, wish i got that kinda loot at 13 though
used all the coins from drops up to now tricking out The Boy B)
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I hate when I literally put my body in front of the bullets to save a Mercy and they're already flying off to help some 90%hp hero while die.
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>>345391619
A good tracer is going to kill mercy 100%, there's not really anything that can be done about it besides floating around with a pharah
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>>345389000
i always lose with Reinhart. This makes me feel sad.
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It's always good to be a humble Mercy
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>>345413558
those games are shit, Paladins is the new flavor of the week
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>>345409729
The best thing is when you middy pharahs with helix rockets

They NEVER see it coming
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>>345409729
he literally is and i am mad that they nerfed him
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>>345408540
If I don't feel like putting in effort I pick last and just fill

my winrates are all high with assault characters, but I rarely feel like putting in the effort required to go ham with them
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>>345413904
It's always good to be a MASSIVELY STUFFED Mercy.
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>>345412619
>that shooting animation
>that reload animation
>that sound when shooting his orbs
>those hand motions between every shot

Man, everything about Zenyatta is so aesthetically pleasing.
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>>345414239
I'd love to fondle her gut
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>>345409273
This happened to me twice today

Does it really count as a loss on your record if you literally had no chance to do anything? If so its utter bullshit
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>>345413853
If you don't have 2 characters that like to sit behind rein (soldier 76, mccree, mercy, lucio, junkrat, another tank, mei) then don't pick rein

if your team is genji, reaper and tracer just choose a different tank
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>>345397430
I just accidentally press the button thats all!
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>play Reaper on Ilios
>camp the point and hide behind corners, basically tear shit up all game
>114% Kill Participation

how in the fuck
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>>345414419
>that click as he brings his hands together after an attack

Fucking crisp
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>>345397430
I only use I need healing to get shields from symm
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>>345389000
>It's a Mercy healing the full health Rein instead of damage boosting the heroes behind his shield episode
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>>345414668
then who else will push the fucking point? plus reinhart's other abilities are too good to pass up.

you get a charge that can insta-kill fuckers, an aoe blast that goes through everything, and a godamn stun ultimate.
>>
Why do people insist on playing tracer on defense?
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>>345415176
Monkey or Russian or Fatty or Gremlin
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