Let's play some vidya.
1. Go here http://s3kr.it/gauntlet.html and roll a NES game
2. Complete it within 3 days without a guide or other outside aid (RPGs get a week)
3. Keep the thread informed with screenshots of your progress, within reason
4. Roll for the next console when finished and repeat until you can't bring yourself to gauntlet any more
RULES:
-No savestates
-Failure to complete the game within the allotted time sends you back a console
-Hints from your fellow /v/irgins are allowed
Check http://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Main_Page for emulator recommendations and most importantlyhave fun
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>>344760051
Here we go.
Oh hey, I was just looking to play through some random old shit. Let's see what this motherfucker is like.
I don't think I can handle even more Zubats.
>>344759848
Fuck this heart container. Took me 7 tries to not fuck up the afterburner jump, cause I'm just so fucking terrible.
Definitely at one of the final stages now.
Things turned hell side up after flying through space to get to this bizarre planet with its blood red sky.
I fucking love this stage transition effect. I didn't even know the NES could do this kind of thing desu.
FUCK YOU KRANG!
FUCK YOU!
How am I supposed to attack him when he counterattacks every goddamn move?
Not gonna replay the whole game now, will revisit it maybe in a few days.
I really enjoyed TMHT2 but I think that the sequel TMNT3: Manhattan Project is vastly superior. Not only can you not abuse your special moves in that game (unless you are on one health) but enemies aren't as cheap. Foot Soldiers are extremely aggressive, especially the ones that will attempt a flying kick. Countering their kick is quite difficult once they are falling down.
>>344760575I see you samefagging.
>>344760476
Scanline DMA effects. It's also how parallax scrolling is done on backgrounds. It displaces individual horizontal scanlines. I'd forgotten the NES was capable of it, though.
>>344760575
Y'know you could be playing some vidya and having fun like the rest of us, but instead you choose to do this.
Final boss time!
>>344760767He is playing. The IP count didn't go up when he posted.
>>344760650
Yeah basically, every time you go to a new area or level, the game does the Yoshi's Island Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy thing for about 3 seconds.
Speaking of visual effects, don't play this game if you have epilepsy. I know video games in general are sort of a no-go but the second boss flashes the screen really fucking hard for 2-3 seconds at a time before you break its angler off.
>>344760780
Good luck, anon!
I've got Congratulations.gif on standby
>>344760842
Time to bust it out!
The game was super easy, bus all Felix' different abilities made it super fun. It's kind of like Kirby.
Heartily recommended!
>>344760921
CONGRATULATIONS!
>>344760343
SEND HELP
Hey OP, how about games I've already beaten? Are those allowed?
>>344761230
Sure, if you want.
>>344761230
>>344761298OP, pls.
Welp, got stuck on a room with no fucking exits. 10/10 game design. Tried all walls, not a single one is fake. Maybe you need to use a potion on x spot of the map, would explain why they exist since they don't heal HP otherwise. Maybe I got a bad rom dump.
Whilecheatingand playing 4 characters with the same buttons, it was kinda fun. A game built around Gauntlet-lite macro play(analog controls the party)/ micro play (the second stick that's used for camera controls a hero directly) dungeon crawler in real time arcadey style mite be cool. It would need the modern trappings of an RPG (customizable heroes, class progression) and some features from modern Strategy games(formations, recall all units, some sort of hero time where gameplay is 10% speed and the last control issued to a hero is being kept executed while you control another one, maybe even some skills on auto so you enter Hero time, you send Hero1 Foward the enemy, switch to Hero 2 and Hero1 keeps charging and starts using his skills automatically while you send Hero2 to a vantage position, switch then to Hero 3(while Hero 1 is still doing his thing and Hero 2 is shooting and running to the target area) and send him to a second front, or use him to flank the enemy or guard the rear while Hero 4 remains on his spot shooting and ready to heal whatever Hero goes below 50%HP.)
Kind of a Gauntlet meets Pikmin meets Diablo meets Zelda Four Swords, or DOTA but actually fun I guess.
>>344759928
This stage is kicking my ass. They have terminator ducks.
>>344760374
Holy shit, it must have taken me a million tries for this heart container. I don't remember being so terrible at these long jumps.
>>344761230
Nobody stopped me when mine was megaman x2, a game I've beaten a thousand times.
The grafix are decent for a SNES game but jesus christ there's so much shit going on that the slowdowns are enormous
>>344761410
Dude, why the hell do you care? Hide the thread if it bothers you so much.
>>344761356
whoops, forgot image.
>>344760317
This is pretty sweet actually, looks like a fairly indepth action RPG. Fucking manual insisting that I make a map despite it not being grid based though, fuck.
>>344760829
Also this game does Isaac/20XX-style armor hearts. Every half a heart is one hit of damage.
Some things of note: enemies are completely different between stages. It's kind of cool actually, because it never really feels samey. Double especially because ironically, the first level in this game was probably the worst one. Bees can fuck off, they're spastic enemies that go all over the screen like Ninja Gaiden birds, but you can't even hit them directly, because if you do your balloons go off without hitting something else, they get destroyed and do nothing. Stingers stop balloons from exploding as hard apparently. Usually you could just get around it by spamming balloons and praying the second one hits the first one and blows up proper, but still, they'd usually try to drop bees on your face when you're crossing a collapsing bridge. Flying enemies aren't usually an issue in this game because of how good the aiming controls are, so probably 80% of the lives I've lost in this game so far are due to me fucking up on bee bridges in stage 1. It sort of plays out like Mega Man where game over = restart stage only, so it's not that big of a problem anyway.
Only other minor issues I have are that if you walk in the same direction for too long, Mickey takes off in a sprint, which is a great way to go reeling off a cliff and die, because it takes you like 3-4 character lengths to stop from that state. It takes like 5-6 seconds to happen though, so most of the time you're good. Other issue being this game has a ton of slowdown for some reason. Oh, and sometimes the RNG powerups gives you reversed controls while all the rest of the powerups are good. There's no time limit though so you can just wait it out.
>>344761298
Alright! Let's do this.
>>344760374
You're doing it wrong. The easiest way to get it isn't to use the afterburner, it's to drag the triceratops tank enemy over to the edge facing it, run into his bullets at max distance, and abuse invincibility frames to scale the spikes.
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>>344760242
First boss. The pattern is all over the place.
Stuck on the 4th stage of Ganbare Goemon. I found two of the bills in caves and I managed to figure out that cave entrances appear when you jump over them, so now I'm just jumping around the whole map like a moron. There's also this building in the background - it stands out from the rest of the scenery, but I don't see a way to get to it.
Boy, there are a lot of shitty shitty NES games
>>344761330
This might be the final boss. Let's get dangerous!
>>344761679
>/vg/
:^)
>>344761679
>>344761410
>>344760914
>>344760575
Only the first post is a new IP
Seems a little fishy to me.
Do you really have nothing better to do with your day, anon?
>>344760139
>Wizardry II: Knight of Diamonds
Yeah no that's not fucking happening.
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>>344761616
The bastard that stole my waifu sent us back to the way back when.
Time for some dino action.
>>344761510
I remember seeing this game on GCCX... best of luck, the map is enormous
>>344761825
God speed, anon.
>>>344761876
>Only the first post is a new IP
it wasn't, this was the 8th IP after it
guessing one guy got buttblasted at the nes game he got and decided to shitpost
>>344760608
>>344761553
I mentioned slowdown. Holy fucking slowdown. This part's not even hard, it's just the game drops to like a quarter of its speed every time these are all on screen, and they respawn about 1 second after they die, so it throws off my timing with the balloon jump. I made it up, but still that was kind of obnoxious.
>>344761501
Haha, time for Wily stages!
I love the movie and the cartoons, I hope this is great too
Moaifag reporting that I'm halfway through the stages in the game with 28/56.
>>344762321
Good luck anon!
>>344761658
Fucking finally. Hopping over some random piece of land, I found a cave with the last bill in it. Honestly, that stage made me kind of sick of this game already. The next one is just another town, so maybe it'll be more sensible, like the first two.
>>344762438
Stop samefagging any time, OP.
>>344762049
Yeah, I'm beginning to realize that. It just never fucking ends. And the whole thing seems like it has fairly metroidvania style progression. Good thing I don't have shit to do for the next weak.
>>344761139
I'm finally free from the rock tunnel!
>>344762470
Hey, it's not me posting that shit. Some guy with too much free time.
>>344762438
Eat a dick this is a more interesting thread than 90% of /v/
Help, I'm stuck.
>>344762321
2/3
>>344762363
Thanks man!
>>344762470
it's not op, it's one of these guys
>>344760242
>>344760317
>>344760343
>>344760374
>>344760378
>>344760476
>>344762681
whoops
![Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-5.png](https://i.imgur.com/7WUJajy.png "Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-5")
>>344761916
Second boss.
Looks like a pokemon.
>>344762724
Nah, it's ip (7)
>>344761825
This boss is utter bullshit. He has two minions that follow you, are faster than you and shoot projectiles. If you kill one another shows up at the top of the screen instantly. you can't even jump over them because they won't fly low enough. Under these conditions you need to get to the top of the green to damage the boss. I'm not actually sure if I can beat this.
>Roll for NES gam
>Get Monster in my Pocket
>Never heard of it
>Try it out
Holy shit this game is awesome. Why have I never heard of it?
>>344762869
Stay determined anon. We all believe in you. You've gotten this far.
>>344762981
Finish Time Zone first.
>>344762981
Wow, getting awfully creative with the shitposting aren't you.
>>344762303
The music in stage 4 is pretty Quickman-ish. Wonder why. Thankfully this game doesn't go too ham on the instant-kill hazards but these do take off 2 hits (a full heart) every time you touch them.
!TRIGGER WARNING!SPOOPY
!TRIGGER WARNING!
>>344762459
What do?
![Ankoku Shinwa - Yamato Takeru Densetsu (J) [b1]-1.png](https://i.imgur.com/yJ2DLCZ.png "Ankoku Shinwa - Yamato Takeru Densetsu (J) [b1]-1")
OK, h-here we go again.
>>344762331
>NES Beetlejuice
AVGN reviewed this and I re-watched it recently. It's a Rare game but it's published by LJN. Take that how you will.No shame in re-rolling that one, it's bad physics + "holy fuck how was I supposed to know that shit" in spades.
>>344763138
Guys, I hear the music even though i'm not playing the game.I hope I don't die
![Ankoku Shinwa - Yamato Takeru Densetsu (J) [b1]-2.png](https://i.imgur.com/B5MnPGO.png "Ankoku Shinwa - Yamato Takeru Densetsu (J) [b1]-2")
Welp, I'm dead. Also, it's a fucking VN in japanese. It seems there is a translation patch, so I'll look for it...some other time.
>>344763320
It's too late, anon. The subliminal message hidden in the high frequency sound waves of the song are going to make you commit suicide tonight.
>>344763260
Yup, you was right, is a little orthopedic.
What about this?
>>344763376
My god, I used Final Strike, and one of my party members just died. What does it do?
>>344763553
After Felix I rolled an LJN game. Warlock.
The game is kind of awkward. And I died without noting down the password, thinking stage 2 would be as easy as stage 1.
I think this one is going to cost a little more time than Felix.
>>344763553
It seems like your champion came uptwoshort,.
>>344763446
No idea whatsoever. I gotta commend 'em for having a name that makes Japanese games with English titles look concise, though.
>>344763193
Turns out it's just a place to sell off items, which seems useless, since money's really easy to come by during normal gameplay. Anyway, it's stage 6 now and it looks almost exactly like stage 4. I hate it already.
I love the bosses in this game, because most of the time if they have a vulnerability it's pretty obvious and can be found by just spamming balloons at them to start with. Probably the most challenging part of the game as well.
This one, you throw a balloon at him and he balances it on his nose. Then you try and slam as many into him as you can before he chucks it back at you.
>Pokemon stops being posted when the shitposting starts
>>344762869
I've figured it out. The key to beating him is the Thunder Gas that lets you should diagonally. I ran out before I could beat him this time but I'm making my way through the stage for another attempt. Steel Beak will fall soon.
>>344764020
kek
There's just not much interesting to post right now. I don't think anyone wants to see every battle.
>>344760139
What the fuck did I just roll?
>>344764136
>conveniently shows upYou don't have to bump every other minute, man.
>>344761587
Huh, this game is a lot tougher than I had it in mind. It's all just memorization. But goddamn does it look great. And the boss fights are so animu.
Pic is the boss in stage 4-3. Just hold your gun up and shoot the B weapon. C also works fine but might take longer due to its fire rate.
>>344764151
Something amazing
>>344764192
>conveniently shows up
I'm watching the thread while playing.
>>344764151
they don't make boxarts like they used to
>>344760139
Take your shitty spam threads back to /vg/
>>>/vg/
Oh god
The game has a whole section of the map devoted to the horribly controlled block pushing. You need to jump, actually get in the air so no pushing from a space too small to jump, and then collide with a pushable block while holding a dirction key to push it. This is just awkward.
The game as it is is already pretty damn ambitious for an NES game, this is just taking it too far.
Rule number 1 of ice physics: crouching stops all your momentum. Basically crucial for the boss fight so you don't slam check your face into Nessie.
>>344764136
So should I learn Rage? What woul I replace, though.
>>344764192
>>344764282
quit blaming op
it's the fag playing legacy of the wizard
>>344762754
Time to bring it on home.
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>>344762792
Finaly beat the boss.
1885 time.
>>344764486
>bring it on home
https://youtu.be/04QpInkz9so
appropriate music
>>344761393
This game fucking sucks
Rule number 2 of ice physics: these are your friend. They're basically Mario starmen, but this game is way more generous with them than Mario ever was, even letting them spawn on RNG powerups. It works out nicely imo.
>>344764418
replace cut, it's shit
Pokemon isn't that boring, OP.
>>344763884
Stage 7, I think I'm halfway through the game already, but I only have like 2 lives left after falling into water on thee previous stages. Also, it seems like the game is just reusing backgrounds.
>>344761393
>>344764662
i remember renting this game before i knew how to read. kept dying over and over again, good times.
>>344764780
This part of the game is just ordinary trainer battles. Nothing special happening.
I don't think anyone really cares about my struggles with lass #257 and her meowth.
>>344764662
>fighting rasalhague
It sure does
Why is this game so tiring? Is there an end?
I'm considering killing myself instead of finishing this.
Dude you know what would be hilarious in a game that slows down to a crawl every time there's an enemy on the screen
Ice physics
>>344765156
After like, forever.
The game is terrible, my condolences anon.
>>344765156
And everyone jumped to their death. It's stupid.
>>344764418
You'd think these guards would bring waterbottles or something.
>>344765178
>All those fucking spike plants with Sonic physics.
Aw yeah, the old SMWCentral/Mario Maker muncher block paradise. I don't envy you, good luck man.
>>344765249
So, should I pick something else?
>>344764486
oh shit
>>344765376
Finally made it to Celedon city. Time to do some shopping!
>>344765428
>SMWCentral
Oh man, I used to spend my days playing romhacks and posting on that forum. I'd tried to make a hack a couple times, but could never really be assed to finish them.
>>344765675
Ugh, inventory space is so limited in gen 1.
After getting chased by a mini-Godzilla...
>>344765443
Winner Winner.
>>344765435
Reroll shit anon. It's the only way to ever beat anything.
>>344765931
...me and my homie died. Fuck this game.I got Blues Brothers.
>>344765253
For something as horrific as that, probably, fuck I don't know.
Shit...
can I reroll?
>>344766076
yes
>>344765815
Which DRUGS should I buy to enhance my mans?
I think rerolls make sense if you take it as unable to finish the game in time, i.e. set you back a game.
Which would also compensate for the huge amount of insane to actually complete but garbage games in the NES library.
Is this a winnable thing? I should probably just reroll.
>>344766076
pff
>>344762345
>>344766226
If the Pokeanon needs some geodudes, I'm here all week.
Stage 5 and I finally got my first "how the fuck were you supposed to see that coming" death in the game. The game plays it off like it's gonna be the invincibility part from the last stage where you just have to sprint ahead of the rapidly collapsing floor. Then it says "nah, just kidding" and you sprint off the stage and die because you're supposed to jump up to these stairs that I just descended.
I'm not even mad because it's the first time the game's pulled this shit and it was kind of funny to be honest. Color me surprised, this game's level design is pretty ahead of its time in general so far, if not a little easy. I'd rather have it be a little too easy instead of getting slapped in the face for not inching my way through the level like everything's made of nitroglycerin though.
>>344766226
You don't even need those to beat the game.
>>344766226
All of them
>>344766226
Gotta buy a thew sodie pops as well
>>344766278
The rock tunnel gave me more than my fill
>>344765934
Well, I think It's time for a new game.
I played the SNES version of this. I think. Can't remember, though.
You know what's great.
A huge wonky block pushing puzzle area where a single fucking mistep requires restarting the whole thing again. And it's really fucking easy to push something wrong.
This game actually seemed pretty cool but holy shit fuck these blocks.
>>344766448
hurr durr forgot to attach image
>>344764204
6-3 beaten. I've made a picture of the battle but it looks worse than usual and the pause screen blocks everything.
I went into the battle without a proper power up. It took up to 10 minutes to get Jokers health (~115000 pts) down and my hand fucking hurts from mashing the button but what can you do. Onwards to the last set of levels.
>>344764121
It took five more game overs but I finally beat the asshole. Could it finally be over?
>>344766412
Wow, the physics is fucking broken as hell.
>>344766368
Buying some Calcium because skeleton memes
This game's cutscene art isn't bad for an NES game. Minnie just woke up thanks to Mickey unfucking her dreams I guess, and I'm on to the final stage.
OH SHIT
>>344766607
It's getting existential real quick here.
>>344766761
This guy just talks about how cute all the girls are. I think he'd fit right in here.
Just gonna put this out there, final level music sounds like an off-key version of King Dedede and it's kinda awesome. Goddamn thunder and lightning everywhere.
>>344766879
>My favorite Pokégirl is the favourite of the game's writer himself
>Erika is canonically best girl
Feels good
Looks i'm really lucky today...
what's my goal?
Oh fuck it's a boss rush! This is the intro stage boss with way less vulnerability time.
>>344766659
Why the nip version, anon?
>>344766879
Oh fuck. You guys know what to do.
I'm thinking Vulpix. I can buy the fire stone right now, I think, and I'd do well to have a fire type on my team. PlusVULPIX A CUTE
>>344764821
Stage 7 had the most convoluted dungeon crawling section so far, I got lost there a whole bunch of times. I have to head out now, but I hope I'll be able to finish the game later today and maybe roll something better to play on the SNES.
Why is this game so fucking broken?!
>>344766591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLXZ4YG5r6g
First game down at last. It was fun but that final boss sure took a lot of energy.
Now to roll for my snes game and then take a long break.
>>344766993
Isn't cheetahmen the only game of those you can actually finish? So I suppose beat cheetahmen. Or at least get as far as you can.
>>344767113
Why would you nickname your Pokemon with another Pokemon's name.
I nicknamed my Eevee Charles because evolution and Darwin
>>344767035
The US version isn't even a Mickey Mouse game, it's called Kid Klown.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Klown_in_Night_Mayor_World
The gauntlet site specifically gave me the JP version, so I figured just in case there were any level design changes to go with the reskin, I'd go with Mickey. Besides, who wants to play as some fucking clown instead of Mickey Mouse?
Anyway, final stage is a stage in its own right, but these golden doors show up every once in a while, and you enter them to re-fight a boss. This is just a normal part of the final level.
>>344767242
Well done! I knew you could do it.
>>344767249
techinaclly there's ooze and other games that actually have and "end"
btw i'll go with cheeathman
8 names this fucker
>>344767342
That's not what I meant. Also I'm retarded, For some reason I thought Vulpix was an eeveelution. It's been a while since I played Pokemon, OK.
Fuck this fucking bird! I keep dying to him!
>>344767526
CUTE!CUTE!
>>344767242
Next game will be Space Invaders. Can you even beat that?
>>344767638
Well that was quick
>>344767731
Clear the first wave, maybe.
>>344766580
Done! I expected worse but the last level is pretty straight forward. The Joker is very easy compared to the rest of the game, he has a set pattern and his attacks are easily avoided.
It's a great looking and sounding game but it's really cheap and frustrating. Enemy placement is often very brutal and Batmans movements carry a lot of momentum. And the fact that he gets stunned everytime he gets hit doesn't make things easier.
Oh yiss niggers!
>>344767638
Nice choice.
Now, should I go with Flareon or Jolteon
>>344767821
Oh, shit! Ice physics! Goddamn it!
>>344767879
Jolteon.
>>344767731
Get the high score, or just reach as far as you can go
>>344767905
I can practically feel the bad ice physics from here
>finding secrets that lead to items teased elsewhere
>which give items with fairly large gameplay effects, like the ability to kill enemies by jumping on them
Pretty well designed for a NES metroidvania honestly.
>>344767986
And I think the only way I can clear it is by damage-boosting, and even that's broken.
>>344760139
Fuck off back to /vg/
>>344767967
Jolteon it is!
How fucked am I?
>>344768090
Played that game a few years ago. I really feel sorry for you,
It's really hard to tell when if you hit the thing or you got hit...
>>344768153
Jolteon looking smug as always.
>>344767970
Guess I'll do something along those lines.
level 1 down
>>344768269
For a first-timer, I think it's a good game to speedrun because of how broken it is.
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm back at the beginning. I suck at broken platformers.
>>344768153
*Urge to gamble intensifies*
Is there anything super good you can get from the game corner. You can get some TMs, right?
After ages of block pushing, I nearly thought it was all for a shop that only sold potions. Fucking secret floors.
![Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-7.png](https://i.imgur.com/VJ5m7u8.png "Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-7")
>>344764552
This was just such a cheap boss.
1632 now.
Well, fuck me. Now shit's getting janky.
The doors in the room before this seem to be RNG-based. One door takes you back to the beginning of the same room, the other takes you to the one in the picture. Last time I got here, I entered the first door on the left and got sent back halfway through the level. Gonna try a different door and hope that doesn't happen.
>>344768586
Wake me up
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>>344768807
Fuck off. I entered the right one on the top platform and... back to square one.
>>344768903
CAN'T WAKE UP
CURSE YOU, DAMN SPIKEBALL!
>>344769282
>Maybe if I keep posting it people will think that it's more than one person and not just some faggot who has nothing better to do than spampost on a thread
Fucking Geisha turns into a furry. I hate this game.
The controls are responsive but feel somewhat clunky.
Alright anons I'm back. Now let's see if I can actually get further in this game before I have to go to work.
>>344769282
>>344769038
>>344768845
>>344768657
Do you really think you're fooling anybody?
Like seriously?
>>344769516
Souns like my kind of game!
>fall through floor
>fall a whole screen down into a pit of spikes you can't escape from, only sit in for like 5 hours until they slowly kill you
>>344769720
It'd help if I didn't hit post early.
But the game is insanely stingy with how far back you have to go, which is fair enough considering how hard it is to die it seems, but like, that's half a fucking hour if I beeline it back to where I was. Which makes complete warningless deaths like that horrible.
This is going to be a long fucking game, I can tell.
This game gives me Dark Souls-like Demon's Soul-Roguelike Bloodborne-like Souls Souls Soulslike Experience™
>>344769563
Back at the first boss.
>>344769945
It looks like it has a moustche and I can't tell if that was intended or not.
>>344769926
But it doesn't have mounts, doesn't it?!
>>344769945
The beast has been slain. Now to go into town and solve all of the NPC's problems.
Alright, if I spawn in this fucking room 10 more times I'm looking at a guide, fuck this shit. I'll be counting.
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>>344768775
1632 was easy.
Now it's 2010. I don't remember it looking like this.
>>344768995
>You can trade coins for mans
Shit, they're so expensive though. And I gambled away all the free coins.
lets do this shit
Phew, I made it after like 14 tries.
Oh wait, this isn't the end of the level. GODDAMN IT!
>>344770341
Oh, wait. IT IS! FINALLY!
>>344770132
Back in the spooky graveyard. Now it's time to steal a soul from a bird and then cure the illness that plagues the town,.
>>344770454
Oh this place looks nice. I found some water and an item that will actually let me continue after I die.
>>344769516
The speer sucks. Hit registration is awful.
And the sound you make when you get hit drives me nuts. Atleast the game looks decent.
What the fuck am I playing
Is this level the essential guide to damage-boosting or something?
>>344770724
The spookiest game known to man?
>>344770724
A better game than the N64 version, that's for sure.
Anyway, got back to this shit again.
>>344770821
I guess
>>344770724
Who /TheBlob/ here?!
>>344770312
fuck that was horrible, rerolled
>>344770938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdn1s8FxrUg
>>344770724
Is that Clay-fucking-fighter? Awwww shit that shit's awesome.
Man, what was going on in the minds of these developers?! FUCK!!
>>344770253
9 names this RAD NEW DRATINI I just legally acquired.
>>344771102
Truely a classic
![Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-10.png](https://i.imgur.com/cm08PEr.png "Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-10")
>>344770241
R.O.B is dead.
Time for last world i think. In the year ????
Like, seriously, why did they put this asshole right there?!
>>344764151
It's pretty cool so far, every stage is different in a way. The main game is a contra clone but there's also top-down shooter stages and this one stage where you have to shoot stuff as you climb a wall. It also says pic related when you beat a level.
I CAN'T BEAT THE FUCKING BOSS THOUGH
>>344771231
Gold-Digger
So, far left door was good. Got me the re-fight against the Centipede reference boss. I never posted a picture, but it was a giant centipede and threw mushrooms that looked exactly like the ones from that game. Beat it, now I gotta try the other doors and pray they don't fuck me like the two red X'd ones did.
>>344771231
>>344771472
I'll just go with this if no one else is rollan. Have to ommit the hyphen though.
And this cheeky spikeball right here keeps following me!
>>344771239
>>344770938
>spamposts all get deleted at once, meaning it was probably one person
>starts up again after a short delay
Either this tard got a slap on the wrist ban and decided to ignore it, or is literally ban evading to complain about people playing videogames on /v/.
>you will never be this pathetic
>>344771667
Top platform, left door was good. This is a completely new boss fight. No idea how it'll work out, but here goes!
Well I talked to some dude and now I'm a pig. At least enemies can't hurt me anymore.
>>344771052
That was actually pretty fun. Rerolling again for some proper game
>>344771847
And you just know this guy's laughing his ass off thinking he's a master troll or something.
It's funny how he complains about "spam threads" while spamming.
Just found this lying here. Should I play for bonus points?
>>344772290
Prove your worth. Do it.
>>344772159
I think it's more this kid, where he thinks that he can get everything he wants in life just by yelling at people long enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w
>>344770705
This game is absolutely horrendous, can't get any enjoyment out of it. Right now I'm in the "Palace Of Hate" and whenever I get to the end of this particular room (there are two ways, one has health items lying around) I get warped back to the beginning of said room. And there's some red long-nosed asshole flying around. I can't hit that bastard because my guy can't thrust his spear up. What am I supposed to do?
>>344772370
Oops, I can only kick it. How am I supposed to shoot something like this?! FUCKING DEVELOPERS FIX THIS!
>>344771231
The gym trainers are no match for DILDO HANDS!
![Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-12.png](https://i.imgur.com/kmH7oqt.png "Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-12")
>>344771262
God damn.
>>344772592
Wait, I think I got it!
>>344772601
I want to get off Bellsprouts wild ride
>>344772620
>>344760139
Considering this is finally on /v/ again after years, shouldn't it have PS2/gamecube at the end? The majority of the games on those systems are viably emulated now.
If im doing an NES arcade game, do I have to beat the high score?
If that is, then done.
>>344772742
FUUUUUU
Killed the dragon, but I finished cooking my lunch so I haven't fought this guy yet.
>>344771994
Well I fucked up again and have to start over from the beginning. Unfortunately I have to go to work soon. Guess it'll have to wait until later tonight.
Starting the Immortal on NES.
Looks interesting so far, semi-isometric fantasy.
And the only thing I can do is punt this egg on my head.
>>344773024
Oh well, at least I can ride this bulldog to go straight to jail.
When you say no save states, do you mean no abusing save states or none at all? Because I don't think I can get through this game in one sitting.
>>344772925
>tfw cucked
>>344773167
Not OP, but I think it's probably okay. If we wanted to poopsock for our own dignity's sake we'd be playing WoW.
>>344772957
I hope you like cryptic puzzles and traps.
>>344773512
:))
>>344773167
Not OP. I would say using it to save your progress is ok. That's a feature games should have anyway. Just don't abuse it by saving every two seconds in case something goes wrong.
>>344773183
With a face like that, I'm not sure "Beauty" is the right word.
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME! IMMA GO REROLL!
>>344773618
Is it realistic to finish in 3 days without a guide? It seems pretty tough, haven't made it past the 3rd/4th room yet. Enjoying it, seems different to a lot of other NES games but looks like a chip-away game like souls where you gradually learn it.
>>344773167
>>344773657
OP here, I say save states are fine so you don't use them to undo a mistake. So like, only save before quitting the game.
>>344772850
please tolerate it for this month. this is the first time in a while I see /v/ actually playing games
So I've slain this evil wizard motherfucker. Just posting the first image of this cutscene just it case it's the end and just cuts back to the title.
![Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-19.png](https://i.imgur.com/zn1VBZH.png "Time Zone (Japan) [En by KingMike v1.2]-19")
>>344772691
Done. Waifu is saved.
>>344773720
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!
>>344773845
The game I'm playing has infinite continues so I figure it's okay to just save at the start of a world and nowhere else.
>tfw you die when the boss has one fucking hit of HP left
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PASS THROUGH THIS?!
>>344774105
Well done anon. Onto SNES?
>>344774105
Yep! That's it. This little scene happens with Minnie and Mickey watching fireworks, and then the scene is shown smaller in a book. The book closes with "End" written in cursive on the back. Roll credits.
Really good game actually. Kind of surprised, especially for a game with a well-known IP on it. Kind of weird that they didn't keep the Disney IP in the US transition (and made it a fucking clown of all things), and I imagine it would've done a lot better over here that way. Either way, shoutouts to Kemco for actually making a cool NES game. Pleasantly surprised/10.
well shit, it's time
Alrighty then
>>344774476
Nicely done!
>>344774180
This chick keeps swapping out between her two remaining mans like it'll do anything.
>>344774306
Maybe soon. I've got some other stuff I'd like to take care of IRL, so I figure this is a good place to take a break.
For the road though, have the ending if you care to look. Starts at 1:49 or so in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JteGLxi69s
>>344774476
Definitely looked like a good fun game. Congratulations!
Jesus I never thought out of all the levels that I have done so far, that this is the literal brick wall for me.
I am riding pipes!
Whee!
>>344773772
Not sure. I have only played the first two levels a long time ago and stopped at that point.
>>344772467
I figured out where to go but the boss of that stage is fucking unbearable. No matter what I try I can't figure out how to defeat it. It's a mud monster puking mud at you. You can actually avoid the mud vomit by simply running through it and attack from behind as it'll never turn around to face you. But it also spawn heads on the ground which almost instantly respawn around you. Count in the bullshit hit registration and you end up dying long before the mud monster even turns red. I'm rerolling. I just want to play NES games.
>>344774306
>>344774637
>>344774728
Thanks guys! It was a fun game for sure, hugely underrated. Couldn't have asked for more from an NES title to be sure.
Just how precise do you need those jumps?! Goddamn! I feel so frustrated right now.
Fuck whoever designed the ladder physics for this game.
It makes fucking halflife feel fluid with jumping on and off ladders.
Hold the fucking phone boys, we got a secret code! What's it do?!
MOTHERFUCKER
>>344774602
Neat, I love sliding in games.
>>344774685
Time to battle canonical best girl
Got this one, never heard of before but it seems to be a RPG
>>344775294
I put it in. Mickey's balloon on the title screen turns from green to pink. Pressing start goes as normal. I'm guessing this is hard mode or something. If so, I won't play it right now, but I'd like to try later.
FUCK! MORE PRECISE JUMPS!!
>>344775368
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Well, that's the end of Barbie Vacation Adventure beaten on 'hard' mode. Why did she write me all those post cards if she was just going to hook up with Ken? Fuck her.
>>344775430
Huh, that game seems really neat. Thanks for showing it.
THESE FUCKING SPIKEBALLS!
I think I'll get shellshock from these faggots. they keep following me until I die!
Decided to give up on Moai-Kun due to that fucking wall and see if the third time is the charm.
>>344760139
back to /vr/ with you
>>344775475
This is a pretty shitty secret hideout.
>>344775631
No problem! It might sound bold, but I'd say it's kind of a halfway point between Mega Man 2 and Kirby's Dream Land. It's actually a really solid game, the controls feel perfect and there's very little in this game that just dicks you out of nowhere, and the game lets you continue as much as you want without rendering lives meaningless. If I have one complaint, it's that the final level before the final boss kind of sucked, and only because it tried to pad the game using repetition. Even so, it's not nearly to the same extent that other NES games do.
Definitely 9/10 game as far as NES games go. Try it yourself if you want, there's not much to spoil and the cutscenes are hardly worth mentioning.
>>344775840
Forgot pic
>game has huge branching path have get past a huge amount of tedious block pushing puzzles, avoid a shitload of instant death false floor traps, takes me like a fucking hour
>my path is blocked by some blocks that I'm pretty sure I need an item to get through
Oh fuck off game
>>344775713
You're the absolute madman. Anyone else would have rerolled by now.
Whoever made this gauntlet site and put OG gameboy and game gear between SNES and Genesis is a real dick. Not really looking forward to those two as I'll probably end up with some shitty simpsons game.
>>344775713
>>344776028
HE
COULD
GO
ALL
THE
WAY!
>>344775731
It's time to lose, lose, or lose
>>344761882
Do it bitch
>>344775401
Huh, it's actually a shoot em up
>>344776028
>>344776139
I'm playing it safe most of the time. I died too many times to the first level, and I was surprised I made it in the fourth. Cost me 2 continues though.HOLY FUCK! CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE?!
>>344774154
Another platformer.
>>344776194
I'll let you anons choose my settings for mebecause I'm a lazy fuck
Sounds like fun, i guess ill start later today if the thread is still up
>>344776336
Great. Floating platforms.
Just figured out that the only way to beat the levels is by damage-boosting.
Alright, back from yesterday with Mega Man 4. Last Cossack stage, let's go
>>344776194
Losing, you say?
>>344776343
Lucky fucker
>>344776562
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>344764151
a good game with an ugly cover
>>344775965
My one weekness: doors!
>>344776661
Up or down?
>>344776405
women women difficult player no
>>344776893
ASCEND
>>344776516
>a japanese exclusive NES text adventure RPG
Shit
Well at least it has a beta english patch, i might be able to get by on that
>>344776970
alrighty
>>344776872
S P I N 2 W I N
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>>344777118
these things make me nervous
>>344775197
First boss. Got wrecked.
What kind of weapon do you think you'd wield in a game called Power Blade? If you were thinking a fucking boomerang you'd be correct. This game is awesome.
Alright time to get back into the fray
Is this generator every NES game ever?
And a Yay! for downkick spam, in which other case I would have been fucked against Akane and Ranma.
>>344777234
Let's go you commie bastard
I tend to stick to RPGs but I'm doing it.
Any knowledge that I should have going into this?
>>344777447
>tfw it's a 2 player game
>>344777646
You're in for a fun time, anon.
>>344777745
Good to know, hoping that this game will be great.
>>344777891
There's grappling hooks involved if that's your kinda thing.
>>344777912
It's a trick! Not even commie children can be trusted. Do what must be done.
I WANT OFF BLUES BROTHER'S SADISTIC RIDE!!!!
>>344777182
EIGHTEEN YEARS
EIGHTEEN YEARS
>>344777912
>>344778045
what a twist
>>344778247
here we go, last stretch
>>344777654
Welcome to Lose, Lose, or Lose, I'm your host for this game and EVERYONE is welcome to play.
>>344778171
>GEN 1 Wrap
The nightmares are coming back
>>344778347
We're rooting for you, anon!
>>344777283
First boss complete. A few words from our hero NotDukeNukem
>>344778347
This level has nothing but Mets
>>344778171
>Key items take inventory space
>>344760139
FUCK JONTRON
>>344778495
Fuck em with your megacock!!
>>344778495
This is the only area where I found the Rush Marine useful
>>344778879
This is a SFW board anon
>>344778757
This is why i usually just sell TMs i know im not gonna use, there's no point
>More of a point and click adventure
Well I'll see you guys in August
This is surprisingly smooth and intuitive.
>>344778919
Weird enemy placement
>>344778757
Snesk wrestlingI'm strangely aroused
>>344779149
they're taking their bath, stop peeking on them
>>344779149
You're a big Met
>>344779001
It's beautiful
>>344779078
Prepare your butthole for the second level, it'll give you a run for your money
>>344779257
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>344779303
This next boss coming up has a weird trick that I'll show off when I get there
>>344779374
Well guys can you help me with my name I can't seem to remember it at the moment
>>344776343
Shiet.
First time i actually play the game.
>>344779374
this game is a meh fire emblem knock off that is balls to the wall hard to defeat neo atlantis
wtf do you even do in this game? I don't know what's happening
We'll be hitting the image limit shortly. I'll make the new thread soon.
Thought I'd leave this here, though.
>>344779631
Just enough space for "Anon"
>>344779718
...Thanks for the warning
So after 50+ tries in Blues Brothers, I decided to give up and reroll.
And look what came out.
Spark man's down
Probably the biggest pushover so far considering I beat him with half my health
>>344779725
lol sadly i think this is the only decent cool world game of the batch
Alright, It's time for Space Invaders on the SNES. This is a classic game filled with deep choices. Like which screen type I should play with.
(I'm probably only going to play the first round until I beat it and then move on to the game boy.)
>NES game with fucking catgirl enemies
>everything else is just retarded weird blobs
You know, I heard this was originally an MSX game, and I'm really feeling that. I mean the la mulana vibes I'm getting helped as well but still.
STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN
>>344779967
>>344779967
>>344779967
>>344779519
Okay so you need to hit this boss with the drill bomb, and...
Fuck, image limit reached
>>344779893
Now go for Magnet Man, he's weak to Spark Shock (the only boss that takes damage from it, I think) and Shadow Blade
>>344779927
i'm getting the hang of it now, I'm going to become good at gameboy cool world
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