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LAST TIME
>despite seizing the castle, Shon and siegfried found themselves cornered by a scrub paladin
>with no way out, they entrusted their hopes to a stoner motivational speaker and the LEGEND MERCENARIES, led by the incredible, well-developed and insightful swordsman, Kelik.
>>344332930
>>344455728
>>344574974
game over/mandatory reset counter: 5
currently dead: nobody
>what's going on?
I'm playing (partially blindly) through one of the most famous hacks of Fire Emblem 7--The Last Promise.
While I do, I'll be taking inputs from you on various things, and sharing notable differences and things added to the hack(for all the shit it has, there's a LOT of good in it too)
>Am I Siggy?
no.
FAQs:
>what's this hack called?
"The Last Promise"
>is this the one with the hilariously edgy MC?
yes.
>I'm new to Fire Emblem. What's a good game to start with?
Fire emblem: The Blazing sword(aka Fire Emblem in the USA) is a fantastic starting point, featuring a comprehensive tutorial. Alternatively, Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones also has a briefer tutorial and is all around easier.
>I heard this series is just shitty waifu pandering
that's Awakening and Fates.
>what does each stat do?
HP-health. lose it all and your unit dies(permanently)
STR/MAG- how much damage you do with attacks. this is augmented by your enemy's defenses and your own weapon's MT
SKL- your chance to hit and dodge attacks
SPD- if your SPD is high enough, you'll be able to double-attack enemies.
LUK-affects accuracy and avoidability
DEF-affects defense against physical attacks
RES-affects defense against magical attacks
CON- unit's weight. this affects who they can rescue or be rescued by, and if your CON is too low, you will suffer SPD penalties while using heavier weapons.
reminder that siegfried still says crap like 'dastard' while other people in this hack say shit like this.
goddamn the writing is silly.
also, because we finished shon+siegfried's campaign, we lost all the units from their path.
solid start.
insulting, but not inaccurate.
ANOTHER unit with a custom weapon?
>>344686306
edge
how the hell did I fuck up ALREADY?
I can't into strategy.
>>344686430
It doesn't even matter
oh well, let's try this again.
and not stick anakin in range of 3 mercs.
for those interested, anakin is a custom class that uses light magic(and staves on promotion). He also has the bard's singing ability, called 'motivate'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Kh46ayGl0
ooh, she's a qt.
Eduardo's custom lance is a brave lance.
>>344686306
He tries to make up for shit units with prf weapons.
>>344687006
Katrina is cute! CUTE!
damn, not bad anakin!
>wyvern rider on the first goddamn chapter
jeez, blazer, balance much?
>>344685830
Do you think Blazer remembers this writing now and regrets it?
>>344687345
based weed lord
doesn't he have an actual voice clip when motivating others?
>>344687558
I've heard blazer is still involved with the hacking community, and has mentioned he really regrets the writing on this project.
he also said he got a girlfriend after releasing the project and she made him get rid of all his assets, which is why no hack has ever been as advanced as TLP.
>level 10
>COMES WITH an axereaver
>>344687758
Why would she want him to do that?
>>344687558
Something Awful did a series of FE romhacks and managed to invite some of the authors for "dev interviews"
I remember Blazer mentioning that each forum member wrote dialouge for their own character and he just inserted them in
Blazer's OC isKelik and he did show some regret for some of the writing
>>344687758
Did he also have to publicly shame his waifu. Whats with FE romhackers and autistic girlfriends?
>>344688151
If that is true then she's a total piece of shit.
alright, so I have OBS, I'm going to try and upload the voice acting.
https://youtu.be/nYFf_U0pJfQ
oh, and the music for this stage.
it really does not fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMXn63azieY
STELLAR start, ace.a shame, I like the soldier class.
>>344688718
Its good but damn is it not something you'd use or a battle.
>>344685354
This is a lot earlier than you usually start.
Oh well, time to lurk.
>>344688916
>expecting anything good out of flips
who's getting that sweet, sweet boss xp?
>ace:flip soldier
>Kevin:Kevin
>anakin:420
>eduardo:spastic cav
>Karina: qt wyvern rider
>>344689218
I was going to go to the bank and the store before starting, but I missed the bus so it was too late to go to the bank.
>>344689526
Eduardo
>>344689526
Anakin
He needs unlimited power to save his waifu.
>>344689526
Katrina. If I remember she's higher leveled so the boss exp won't be wasted on her.
>>344689610
>using a cav besides Shon
>>344689610
>>344689665
>>344690110
so pretty much anyone except ace or kevin?
=(((((
>>344690882
Poor guy couldn't do it.
hey look, it's lucius!
It seems that Lucius claims to know a secret pathway!
should we trust him?
>>344691374
Logan is a trustworthy man. Just look at his proud, Aryan features.
>>344691374
He seems pretty trustworthy
>>344691374
Don't, you miss out on one of your only axe users for the whole fucking game.
>>344691476
>>344691586
well alright, let's take this shortcut!
>>344691663
what about kevin?
or LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
MEANWHILE
AT THE HALL OF THE SUPER BEST MERCENARIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mv1pavzlY
*offscreen death sounds intensify*I'm not joking
>>344691731
>kevin
You have to wait until promotion, and your Kevin is turning out mediocre, right?
>LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
Doesn't join soon enough, though he is great once you get him. I'm talking about your only axe user for a LONG time. And he's a prepromote.
And who is this?
why, it's the edgeheg!
*teleports behind you*
Z E R O I R O N Y
>>344692382
Oh, hey guys
pfffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>344692382
That guy in the middle of those three looks hilariously crushed, like they're all just squeezing together.
>>344692561
Solid writing once again
>>344692561
>takes names, music, and lines from Symphonia
o am i laffin
>>344692603
>>344692561
I don't see the problem here.
>>344692382
Someone needs to crop out the middle guy and add "I hate my life" under him
>>344692701
and the worst part is he doesn't even realize why it worked in tales of symphonia!
lloyd was an idiot putting on a show of bravado, so the line just comes off rightly as a kid acting adult.
this, however, is meant to be taken SERIOUSLY.
>>344686430
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
and WHAT A SHOCKER, he has a custom weapon!
>>344693271
It's like Donte x 10
>fucking dragon breath
>>344693271
>>344693385
>>344693503
jesus christ wtf
>>344693638
I love you.
...and he got one-shotted.guess he couldn't handle the WEIGHT.
>>344693859
he was so edgy he killed himself
>>344693859
All that build up, all that edge, all the one liners...
And he went down like a bitch.
>>344693859
What's the point of an edgy self-insert if he's shit?
and he came back with this.
>>344694517
to be fair it was a cav with a silver lance that I wasn't supposed to engage.
>>344693503
>black and red
>open jacket and no armor
>just wields sword 1-handed, not even readied
>linkin park tier personality
>that backstory
>that dialogue
>literally teleports behind you for his REGULAR attack
>insane stats at lvl 5
>1-2 range unique weapon with dragon flames, high mt, accuracy, and crit right away
>that one scene
Is this what passed for cool and likable back when we were 15? Someone on their writing team must have thought they went a bit overboard with it, right?
I remember when I played through this hack myself OP, hope you have fun and don't get fed up with bullshit it throws at you in lategame.
>>344694740
>writing team
It was 1 dude anon, you never had OC fanfics when you were 15?
new chapter! Let's find out if trusting lucius was wise!
>>344694740
after the first 10 chapters(which were shit, but not horrible), blazer was effectively forced to write the entirety of the rest of it.
remember: anakin is SUPPOSED to be the main character.
>>344694919
nah, it was an entire forum of edgy teens and idiots, hence why we get characters like ace and althares.
oh my god it's BLACKBEARD!
and he's GINGER
>>344693859
Oh yeah, Kelik's chapter is SO well designed.
>only units are an edgy sword user, a weak thief, and a prepromote that doesn't even stay with you
>entire chapter is filled with lances so you always have ~70% hit chances
>and half of them have 1-2 range, which only one unit can counter with his prf
>and reinforcements keep on filing in, even though you only have 2 units who you wan to give exp to
>and you have a time limit
Some parts of TLP are well designed. Others aren't.
it was a TRAP!
>>344695037
ah shit, i thought 1 guy took over at some point, well if it was a forum full of these guys that makes even more sense i guess. Atleast parts of it played well enough.
>>344695330
yeah, blazer took over and wrote 2/3 of the game
but it was still a forum of idiots, and pretty much every character was a forum contribution.
YA THINK?
>implying luci has female friends
>4/6 units are primarily/exclusively lance users
>2nd map is almost all axe users
what the fuck?
>29% chance to hit with venin axe
>hit
>28 chance to hit with iron axe
>kill
WHY
some goddamn bullshit, that's what it is.
>>344694674
>>344696075
also rip
>>344695915
I told you not to trust him, faggot. Now you pay the price.
>>344696189
>spd and def is a bad thing
>>344696356
not that. I'm talking lucius not dodging worth anything.
>>344696075
Seems like typical Fire Emblem stuff to me.
...
>>344696075
Times like this i wish i had saved Doofus emblem pics
RIP Ace.
he has 1hp left and he's poisoned, and my turn is about to start.
>>344696618
>he fell for the soldier meme
The only good soldiers are female.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mv1pavzlY
>mage
>not CIA
garbage.
>>344696881
He's a small guy.
literally the first time I've ever had a unit die of poisoning.
>>344696881
what a hothead
>>344697152
i didnt even think units could die of poison, not bad Ace
>>344697152
>units can die of poisoning
Huh. Wow.
so yeah, I've been completely overwhelmed. I might actually get ANOTHER game over.
christ almighty this game just immediately throws a wall at you.
what the fuck is with this difficulty scaling?
shon+siegfried's chapters were challenging, but fair.
>>344697734
Just get the ez mode patch
You casul :^)
>>344697734
He didn't fly so good.
there it is.
>>344697656
I told you not to trust him. I tried to warn you. It's your own fault. Pave the save, start over from the split, and choose Betray.
>>344697734
I hypothesize that it's because Blazer only had himself as a playtester, since most of the forum dropped from the hack. If the only person who is testing the hack is the one that is intimately familiar with it, of course it's going to be difficult for an outsider.
>>344698351
>pave the save
but then I'll lose CIA!
>>344698054
>>344698194
Rip, also does Kelik have a custom crit animation besides the normal "teleports behind you"
>>344698608
I haven't gotten a crit yet.
>>344698496
Persevere and you will be rewarded with Stronk Loli mage.
I'm going to try a more reserved approach this time instead of pushing forward.
>>344698496
Cia will be great no matter what, because she's cute. You need to worry about making sure your other shitters survive the onslaught. You did make a save before the decision, right?
>>344685950
>Still no def
>>344698817
...no?
>>344698939
he's gotten 1 def.
alright, they've all survived this time.
>>344699086
Nice
...
>>344698983
>no
Well, good luck, I guess. At least TLP doesn't have the teeth to prevent you from turtling,
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING ME WITH BULLSHIT ODDS
>>344699624
Wait a minute... That pose...
>>344699624
Myrmidons are the best ballerinas
>he's trying to outdo CIA
>>344696643
I have your back, senpai
>>344687758
>and she made him get rid of all his assets
Why?
>>344699869
well more specifically i meant the one with dieck where he misses both decent % and gets hit twice with both hit % being 20-30%
still better than matthew
>>344699951
nerd spending all his time on the computer instead of with her?
teenage girls are pretty damn self-centered.
>>344699951
>gf
theres your problem
wew lad
is kevin really not going to cap DEF?
MEMORIES CONSUMED
LIKE OPENING THE WOUND
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
>>344700379
You're just getting bad rng, as I sometimes do
not eduardo, I guess...
>chapter fucking 13
>>344696643
>alright Dieck, this Slater fella ain't got nothing on you
I miss Doofus Emblem
>>344700661
looks like he wasn't FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
>>344700216
Karina is strong! STRONG!
>>344700379
While you have been getting shitty levels with him, his def growth isn't that high for a Knight (40%). It's just that his base def is incredibly high. I'd still bench him, just to be different from Siggy's playthrough.
>>344700787
>turn 2-3 on the gaiden with bolting spammers
>roy dies in 1 hit
>ironman run
Me too anon, me too
>still trying to match CIA
>>344700956
Put him up to the test against>>344700751
>>344701029
how do you think he levelled up?
alright, who's fighting the boss? he's a pirate with a steel axe and a killer axe(again, chapter 13.)
>>344699624
I miss the times when Myrmidons were graceful as a swan
>>344701192
Karina
>>344701275
>Zehahaha
>>344700884I remember when people thought I was joking when the run ended 5 minutes after I started that day.
>>344700557
>+2 HP
>>344701275
>trickery
>>344699951
Didn't Shadow of Chaos' gf do something similar?
>>344701341
HERE LIES FATTY
FUCKING THIEVES
Just found a crit animation for Kelik's promotion class
Dont open if you dont want spoilers also seizure warning
>>344701341
Ah the days when /feg/ wasnt waifu cancer 24/7, between bolt puns and fatty emblem that place was alright
>OP
>Nigger is playing The Last Promise
Shit, I've been missing out. Last I remember is Siggy starting his Bizarre Adventure. How was that run?Any other playthroughs I've missed?
>>344701525
siggy gave up because nobody was following it.
>>344701503
Yeah, I don't knowwatthappened but the turn that the threads took after Awakening came out sure is rebolting.
>>344701503
Now you just have Tharjafag trying to get the first post in every thread and someone posting "I love Sakura!" all the time. /vg/ has the weirdest moderation.
>>344701604
I was
...
are we really doing siggy's adventure again
because Im cool with this
>>344701604
I was following ;_; even made this when a character dropped his axe in a river
>>344701342
>several units have +100% hp growths
>useless because the hp cap can't go past 60
>>344701424
That guy is still alive?
>>344701604
Rest in peace my beloved
>>344701780
Last I heard anything about him was around when Fates was first released/announced.
>>344701752
I would have put that in my wallpaper if it wasn't already hilarious as fuck
>>344701341
Doof?
Is that you?
>>344701709
>>344701696
>>344701503
That's what happens when you pander to the waifufag/weeb audience
weapon triangle? what's that?
>>344701993
Weed is some powerful shit
>>344701696
>>344701709
i wasnt aware vg had any real moderation, aside from no lewds, but i guess its no realshocksince awakening brought in all the waifufags in droves, sure FE had them before but christ, like i jumped into early XIV general some days
>all those awakening fanfics
#roasted
>>344702172
I remember when /vg/ was first made, I used to get shit for defending meg as a viable unit in radiant dawn.
>>344701972
>>344702081
It's hard not to get on board with a waifu when she miraculously becomes the best character in your party.
>>344702081
Fates is pretty good though.
But I'd give a kidney if it meant no more "everyone can support everyone" shit and kids were saved for a 2nd Gen playthrough like in FE4.
Biggest problems of the game besides story.
>>344702343
The older games had waifus, but they weren't the selling point of the game.
>>344702350
Fates is a step in the right direction in terms of gameplay and mechanics, everything else leaves me concerned honestlysorry if im derailing shit
>>344702306
Could be worse, could be fiona
>>344702409
>Dissing on Siggy
Can we get him killed?
>>344702172
You occasionally see stuff deleted over there. But I mean common there's legit spamming going on. Hell there have been multiple times where /feg/ got out of control and had thread wars that killed off several long running generals.
new chapter!
>>344702538
meg is actually good though.
>>344702565
I don't know who you are, but thank you for all your edits.
>>344702571
If you put in the work yeah, but yeah i want around for early vg, though i came in around the time where meg was still considered trash and if anyone tried to defend her it was about half a thread of shitposting.
>>344702563
>Hell there have been multiple times where /feg/ got out of control and had thread wars that killed off several long running generals
What?
>>344702658
thanks! they're not the best more like its so bad its good
>>344702697
she takes babying to level up a bit, which meant /vg/ automatically wrote her off.
>>344702697
I remember when I kept posting long strings of donut steel portraits and conversations, but ended up stopping when everyone else started doing them.
>>344702565
lel
>>344702752
It happens where people get ass-blasted about their OP not being used. I know this because I was in /padg/ one time
>>344702538
I'll never get on board with the class-based skill system. Individual skills added so much more personality to using each unit, even in 10 where they could be reassigned it was still better because at least there was a hard limit to each skill.
alright, we got a couple stat boosters.
are we using them now or saving them for units down the road?
1,3,4 chooses who, if anyone, gets the book.
>>344702814
because /eg/ considered any sort of babying to be nino tier babying, hell i still remember when people thought pent and other prepromotes were shit just because they were pre-promotes
>>344702959
I didnt like it in awakening, i still dont like that avatar can technically be any class throguh friendship seals, but otherwise im fine with the current system as skills are more balanced and no character can have every class in the game. Plus personal skills were a huge plus to me
>>344703056
Save em
>>344703056
save them for CIA
>>344703171
CIA gets the book.
who gets the boots?
2,4,5
>>344703310
see eye ayy
>>344703310
Kevin
>>344703310
CIA needs those boots to be a big girl
>>344703310
Anakin
>>344703392
CIA it is.
and again, look at this shit. what the hell?
>>344702752
Like >>344702941 said. People literally spammed multiple /feg/ with different OPs, so much so that it actually killed the whole board one of the times.
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A MERCENARY?
>>344703819
/vg/*
And that's not to mention earlier this year where /feg/gots took that shit to different boards like /ck/ but last I checked they actually had a really good FE related food thread.
>>344703904
HERE WE GO
>>344703904
Because the only thing he earns is the satisfaction of patching together the broken remnants of his life like shattered glass, dude........
FINALLY.
>>344704015
not quite yet.next chapter I think
>>344704156
>he didn't screencap the over 9000 joke
How do you fuck up the most basic shit?
>>344703948
I had no idea it was that bad why is it hard to talk about Fire Emblem
/vg/ sounds like a terrible place
>>344704310
what over 9000 joke?
>>344704310
This, goddamnit OP, we need to see this magnificent writing
At least you're recording the voiced sections
>>344704271
>Itsuke
COULD IT BE?
>>344704378
The amount of money he gives you at the start of the chapter. That's even why Kelik is smiling, because it's an oh so funny joke.
>>344704358
As others said, it wasnt always like that, but once it became waifu emblem, well, at that point it fit right into the state of most /vg/ generals. Theyre either wankfests or theyre dead threads that might occasionally hit bump limit
>>344704510
I didn't even notice. here, I'll save the state and restart.
so, uh...yeah, there's no over 9000 joke.
>>344704720
Bullshit, I even fucking remember there being one. Did get removed at some point?
>>344704956
I dunno, but I just restarted. here, I'll even record it.
>>344704956
You're probably thinking of an earlier version complete with the voice clip playing. It was9001originally. Sorry OP.
>>344705054
No need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRi1hOgvPc
Maybe it was an old version or something.
>>344705228
https://youtu.be/yppHoVGq6UU
this is what I get.
>>344705473
Fucking Blazer.
It's one thing making an edgy hack. But removing the memes from it is too far.
he has almost twice as much speed as matthew ever did!
>>344705857
Matt just wanted to be like his role model, Hector.
>>344705940
HECTOR had more skl than matthew.
is that fucking legolas?
>def on a mage
>>344706023
He got his priorities confused and tried way too hard to beef up.
now we've got a FUCKING INVINCIBLE wall, time to make our way the long way around.
!!!
>>344707016
What a hothead.
...again, he means.
>>344707219
Maybe this time will be different.
>>344707320
BIG GIRL
I
G
G
I
R
L
>>344707320
>characters had no interaction prior to this
>sudden one can recruit the other
Bravo Blazer. And make sure to keep Cia alive.
golden rays of a glorious sunshine...
>>344706232
Isn't that a first gen unit in Fire Emblem 4
noone can breach THE WALL
new units?
>>344707679
Just remember that Anakin needs to speak to the green commander.
>>344707794
>>344707862
Goddamn i'm such a slow writer on tablet.
what the fuck is wrong with his face?
a new flier? But I already HAVE karina!
>>344708091
but you didnt have a BAD flier, now you do!
>>344708091
This new one looks cuter.
>>344708015
well Anakin is always high and Zach has that jew nose
IT BEGINS
>>344708151
I had Inaana.
>>344708214
>Inanna
>bad
Sit in the corner and think about how wrong you are.
>>344708283
k.
neat, he has an upgraded longbow!
balance? what's that?
>>344708602
>Delphi Shield in Chapter 14
MORE HP
jesus christ CIA!
>>344708602
Live up to your name and steal it if possible?
>>344708602
That will go nicely with the wyvern rider's hair.
>>344708602
STEAL IT LIKE THE NIGGER YOU ARE
>>344708383
Don't bullshit me. If you think 14 AS with 20 dmg and 7 move plus flying is bad on any level, you need to stop. Compare her with Lirin right now.
>>344708602
That's so you can't one shot her with a bow, duh.
>>344708749
what are the stat caps in this game are they also custom? or do they use the ones from FE7
>>344708749
HUGE
U
G
E
finally, all those shitty green units are out of the way. now we can set our actual tank in the way!
it's a good start.
H U G E
>>344709328
Truly living up to his name and class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHwyca7gu7E
>>344709498
everyday
>>344709656
God bless you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgWB1m3mHLU
>>344709815
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
they grow up so fast
>>344709815
She's a big girl
tamiko getting pretty huge too.time to kill a few turns, getting althares into position to steal the boss's elixir and delphi shield, stocking up, and healing everyone
oops
In case you were curious as to Keklek's growths
80 50 55 55 55 35 25
For reference:
Seth
90 50 45 45 25 40 30
Ephraim
80 55 55 45 50 35 25
And just for kicks Ryoma as a swordmaster
60 55 5 65 65 55 35 35
>>344710390
Jesus Christ.
SHE DIDNT WALK SO GOOD
you don't need to bring friends.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>344710668
>>344710767
TELL ME WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CROWN
>>344710849
CIA inspires greatness.
This was a bad idea.
she can double. if my unit doesn't dodge, she's dead.
well, I hit her.
FUCK
oh thank god.
why the hell is this in the shop?
>>344710390
And note from >>344693745 that he starts with 10 str, 10 skl, 13 spd, and 7 def at level 5. Let's compare those stats for other units in the series, ignoring Kelik's growths or prf.
Raven, who is a very powerful unit in FE7, has 8 str, 11 skl, 13 spd, and 5 def at level 5.
Farina has 10 str, 13 skl, 14 spd, and 10 def, and starts at level 12. 7 levels about Kelik.
Joshua has 8 str, 13 skl, 14 spd, and 5 def at level 5.
Ephraim has 8 str, 9 skl, 11 spd, and 7 def at level 4.
One could try to make the argument that his skl may be his downside, if swords weren't already accurate, his growth wasn't rather high, and skill wasn't useless in general. Kelik too OP.
alright, who gets to get dat sweet boss xp?
>>344711904
Don't. Do not buy it.
Also post Lirin's stats you goddamn coward.
>>344712136
already bought it.
>>344712267You get one for free in the next couple of chapters.
Huh, her stats are better than I remember.
>>344712540
inaana a shit.
8 levels lower and her stats almost all close or higher already.
still waiting on who gets that boss kill.
anyone?
>>344713007
feed it to the jew archer
>>344713007
Shadow the Hedgehog
>>344695568
it pisses me off that a qt like that is stuck in shit like tlp
nothin' personnel...kid.
I gave jew archer some shots.
bullshit, I watched all but a single cavalier get chopped down!
>>344714068
Those were all flesh wounds.
why are /v/ plays fire emblem threads so comfy
oh man, what a chapter name.
well, seems like it's going to be a standard level setup.
devisian ambush? that would never happen!
>>344714796
His face says otherwise.
oh dear, he looks like erik, the idiot cav that ambushed first eliwood, then roy years later!
>>344714875
whatever
well, he seems nice enough.
why are you so suspicious, kelik?
>>344715192
HOW MUCH
oh no, an ambush!
oh no, kelik was right! IT WAS AN AMBUSH!
>>344715486
you underestimate his power erik
oh boy, that song is playing! You know what that means?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mv1pavzlY
>>344715386
I can only Anakin letting out the most bored "Ah" because it saw it coming from a mile away
>>344715616
I'm going to copy every bit of dialogue here.
>>344715616
>Oh shit I was spacing out
>Are we fighting again?
>I just want to smoke weed
>>344715730
>>344715838
>>344715730
>how are we to get to everyone else
Jesus Christ, I think he's actually high.
>>344715923
here it comes!
>>344716035
>>344716035
THE KELIKENING IS HERE
>>344716124
>>344716196
>>344716196
>nigga I'm high as shit and even I know that's stupid
>>344716274
>>344716383
>>344716476
>>344716476
My god, this writing is just so bad, I'm entertained by just reading it.
>>344716558
>>344716642
>>344716731
>>344716827
>>344716642
this is just like my animes
>>344717000
and nothing else of import happens after this.
Time to start the mission!
>>344717102
alright, anyone want to choose any specific party members?
>>344717102
IT'S TIME FOR KELIK
TO LET IT RIP!
>>344717225
>>344717225
CIA always needs to be active
>>344717225
CIA and karina, of course
>>344717312
swap Itsuke for Lirin
If 3 Cia is benchproof
>>344717379
done.nobody is going to call me on it? REALLY?
>>344717225
Only use Kelik
>>344717528
I could have sworn max edge was after the mission
>>344717312
Bench Tamiko. You get your troub in this chapter.
Maybe bench Itsuke since you have CIA, or Logan since you're about to get Kelik's husband.
>>344717637
nope, it was right there.
Who was the madman who created Kelik?
alright, fine, let's actually go full edge.
>>344717956
oh shit its happening
>>344717956
>>344718045
hopefully over 25 pounds of ass and pussy
>>344718045
>>344718045
jesus christ
>>344718139
reminder that literal sonic the hedgehog music is playing here.
>>344718139
>who's
>>344718224
>>344718151it hasn't even BEGUN.
>>344718224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mv1pavzlY
>>344718313
>>344718341
in older builds, it was literally called 'cold steel'.
zero irony.
>>344718408
why does he look like he has downs syndrome?
>>344717956
>>344718045
>>344718139
>>344718224
>>344718313
>>344718408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxZ8EZPyAc
>>344718224
I'm surprised he didn't go for Lincoln Park for this speech.
>>344718497
>>344718596
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNN
>>344718596
>>344718504
>Lincoln
>>344718596
uhhhhhhh
>>344718665
Again, who created this edgelord?
>>344718665
>cavaliers just ride off, laughing too hard to continue
>>344718775
a literal 15 year old.
>>344718775
A teenage boy called Blazer.
>>344718596
>>344718665
>>344718831
And you thought i was kidding when i made this shit >>344717239
Your protag looks like a human pepe.
>>344718931
This much edge has to be seen to be believed.
>>344718931
I specifically skipped that scene because I knew what was happening, mate.
https://youtu.be/UZ7S4awP-i8
>>344719569
you can really tell it was written by a 15 year old
this hack needs more self inserts from New York who get NTRd by Eliwood
oh and Sanger Zonvolt from the Super Robot Wars™ series
alright, so I don't think anything else I do tonight will top that scene, agreed?
>>344719569
>His World
I was not prepared for this at all
>>344719731
agreed
>>344719731
Only Cia somehow dying can top that.
alright, tomorrow I'll actually do the mission, because that scene.
that FUCKING SCENE.
>>344719880
>5 straight images of Cordelia porn on the top row
Holee fuck
Now I really wanna know how this shitstorm came to be
>>344720296
I can't remember exactly what triggered that one. But it's happened more than once but the other times weren't on that scale, except for the Tharja spam.
>>344719880
How long did it take you to shop Lucius on there?
>>344720296
That was thanks to resident shitposter Tharjafag, back then he didn't hide his hatred for the girls that were more popular than Tharja at all.
Basically, this whole mess started because the shitposter kept making early threads to make sure they were Tharja related and people ignored them, eventually he got tired of people ignoring him and started the whole shitstorm.
>>344719880
>those cordelia lewds
at least spammer had good taste
>>344720635
>good taste
It was made by a tharja shitposter to try to bait the blame over cordelia lovers.
>>344720601
I still can't believe he hasn't been banned long term because that was shit was fairly recent.
>>344720731
>that sperglord spic is still around
holy shit
>>344720838
He's a recurring ban evader and actually got banned for a good long while, but never was perma banned.
>>344721119
Oh yeah. Hell he even changed his trip because he was getting filtered too much. But he'll lie and say it's because people questioned why he didn't have Rhajat in it too.
>>344721163
It needs to happen again. I saw that he found his niche in the TMS threads but I feel like they got tired of his shit too.
>>344721119
He post here every so often. I think he only does that when he needs to lay low from /feg/.
>>344721370
He also asks for Tharja or Rhajat pics on pretty much every drawhtread, but without his trip.
>>344721553
I dont understand people who have this much of an attachment to waifus
I understand having a waifu sure I get it, but going that far? god damn
>>344721796
Once he found out she was gonna be in TMS he was all over that game like stank on shit.That gif. I can't fucking wait for 2.8's changes to Dream Drop Distance.
>>344721553
I don't doubt that. The man is obsessed with her. He fucking imported a gddamn wiiu just to play TMS early for her.
Isn't she in the game?
I dont know a damn thing about the game I stopped following it ever since the first trailer robbed me of Hector fighting Demi-Fiend
but the few screenshots I saw there was a girl with a persona that looked like Tharja but then she had another one that was green?
>>344722247
Yes, she's in. As the representative of all mage units without even being a mage herself. You probably saw her Sage promotion.
>>344722247
Yes, she is in the game.
>stopped following it ever since the first trailer robbed me of Hector fighting Demi-Fiend
That's because it's pretty much Archanea only with very minor appearances from other characters from other continents/continuities. I believe Illyana from 9/10 is a maid in the cafe.
>>344722247
>>344722403
Other continents appear as cameos, but the kind of cameo that's appearance only and not supposed to be the characters themselves. Even Cath of all things appears as a cameo.
>>344722501
Fucking Cath? Considering the interviews that I read on this game, this was a trainwreck from start to finish. But at least I heard the gameplay is decent?
Did it flop as hard here as it did in Japan?
>>344722501
>Even Cath of all things appears as a cameo
>literally the worst character in all of FE, both as a unit and as a personality
Wow fuck that then.
>>344722501
Really? Cath?
the more I learn about this game the more angry/confused I get
>>344722501
>cath
for...for what purpose?
>>344722660
It didn't really flop in nipland.
>>344723490
I thought the first week and subsequent sales were terrible?
>>344723542
It was one literally who outlet reporting low sales that shitposters spammed so hard it became a common misconception that it flopped hard. The game sold decent for a budget wii u game, but as I understand it that didn't really matter as the game was a vehicle for the merchandise and concert shit which they made a shitload off of.
>>344722501
>According to a Japanese gaming news website, Cath landed 41st place out of 80 in the character popularity poll for Fire Emblem: Binding Blade.
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n08/afej/k_tohyo/index.html
she wasn't even in the top 20 what the fuck
>>344685354
fuck got here late. thanks for this OP always loved these type of fire emblem threads so muchfun
>>344723119
>>344722972
>>344722989
>>344723936
You could say she stole the spotlight.
Also why are you guys so mad? They're literally plot irrelevant one line NPCs. They just shaped the NPCs like FE characters as cameos.
>>344724335
>Also why are you guys so mad?
Literally any other character deserves to be a plot irrelevant one line NPC more than her.
>>344724335
because people like to look for any excuse to get mad at that game.
This image was from the Siggy LP, but somehow it's even more relevant now thanks to the legacy of Kent-downer.
>>344724335
I just dont understand how a game that was suppose to crossover two big franchises does it in such a strange way.
Other than hey we took this bad design and slapped Navarre's name on it
or giving one of the most forgettable units in FE6 a bit part in that game
the game seriously looks like hey we got this game why not slap random fire emblem and smt names on it
>>344724987
>Navarre
Really? I thought it was supposed to be Sanaki with those colors
>>344724335
I'm not mad. I just think cath is a bizarre choice for a cameo.
What are CIA's stats now?
Will she carry on the legacy of Siggy and Kevin?
>>344693385
> Flamberge
>imbued with flame
>>344696813
>Actual sanic song
holy fuck this just went MAXIMUM OVERCRINGE.
>>344726204
>necklaces arent girly fuck you shon everyones knos your a fuckin boots scammer faggot
>kevin from the rebellion fuck you kevin stop showing everyone my fucking deviantart you piece of shit
>>344726374
That isn't even the edgiest moment in the whole game.
>>344726473
wait, it gets WORSE?
oh man, I am excited.
>>344726534
Just you wait 'till the end, Nigger.
>>344726534
You haven't methis brother?
>>344726639
I've never gotten much farther past chapter 17
>>344701717
I can only read that in the most uninterested, monotone voice. Like he's a fucking disney park ride operator who is quitting the next day so he gives absolutely zero fucks.
>>344726204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rl5IIaHHP7
>>344728023
God bless you, Nigger.
