>In 2001, Nintendo released the Nintendo Gamecube
>one of the launch titles was the much-anticipated sequel to Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee!
>among the many, many new characters was the protagonist of a japan-exclusive franchise called 'Fire Emblem'
>as well, a character from the same franchise, included as an advertisement for the first fire emblem game on the Game Boy Advance: The Sword of Seals
>While Roy wasn't a very commonly used character, Marth was, and his popularity prompted Nintendo to consider releasing the Fire Emblem franchise worldwide.
>2 years later, the first internationally released Fire Emblem game was released to global praise
>Blazer Presents
Please no
>>344332930
This....
is NOT that game.
This is the result of a fire emblem Fan Forum working together to create a ROMhack. However, because many of the forum members pulled out during the course of development, the majority of the effort fell to one single forum user....an edgy teenager named Blazer.
The hack was released to the world, and a few years ago, a /v/ user named Siggy exposed 4chan to it for the first time.
This...is THE LAST PROMISE
I'm going to be playing through, taking inputs from you, /v/.
>am I siggy?
no
>do I think I'm as entertaining as Siggy?
no
>am I amazing at fire emblem?
fuck no
>am I the anon that recently played through Fire Emblem 7?
yes.
>Is this a blind playthrough?
partially. I never got past...I think chapter 17.
With that said...let's start this trainwreck!
oh boy, spriteless exposition dump. We are in for a treat.
jesus christ, no game should have this much exposition upon starting a new game, without ANY actual character info.
save this shit for an opening crawl or an instruction manual.
I'm still going through this goddamn infodump
remember in FE6+7 when we got info on the scouring in background info through the game?
FINALLY
some actual sprites.
>>344334327
looks like a shittier version of shining force's throne room
oh boy, the sues start immediately
>>344332930
A Fire Emblem fan game?
Please tell me there are some hilariously broken or stupid moments.
>>344334509
oh boy, it's SIGGY
>>344334532
oh man, you have NO IDEA, do you?
>>344334509
looks like Ike drank a bit too much
2 things.
since there's no nameable tactician, I can't just use that, so I need a name for my trip
also, should I try for all the secrets?
1,2,4,5
>>344335085
Yes
>>344335085
yes, also trip should be blazerfanxx69
>>344335085
so it shall be.
time for Shon to solo the chapter!
>>344336209
>>344334532
>he wasn't around for the first run
>>344336319
....fantastic start, shon.
and for that matter, who the fuck names their kid 'shon'?
>>344336458
at least he can DODGE.
>>344336458
[x] SHOOOOON!!
>take a pre-existing bandit
>give him armor in his sprite
>NEW ENEMY!
>>344336774
he looks like his whole suit consists of a one piece shoulderplate and chestplate combo
Let's do this.
LEEEEROY
>>344336965
JENKINS
>>344337068
hm.
>>344337068
no regrets
and there's the first side thing triggered.
note: this mission is only available if shon completely solos the prologue, with siegfried doing nothing, even as a meatshield.
>Red eyes
>spacers in his ears
good god.
Good luck OP. It's time to unleash the terrors of TLP onto a new generation.Hopefully your threads won't die as quickly as Siggy's did
>>344337676
Just you wait for Kelik.
>this fucking dialogue
>>344338296
WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!
ah fuck, I was trying to get somewhere safe to heal back up.
>>344338816
OW.
>>344338934
oh thank god.
>>344339048
''heh,,,,,u got lucky,,,,,,,kid,,,,,,,,,,''
>>344339048
and off for chapter 1 proper.
Corben didn't even level up shon.
>>344337218
Shon is such a great unit.
>>344339137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MqGKxsFIbE
and here's our first 'borrowed' soundtrack!
can't find it, but I'm almost positive it's from tales of symphonia.
and the....enemy phase theme?
>>344340410
this town fucking sucks
also bump, this thread is fun looking
oh what the FUCK?
NOW it's playing the goddamn world map theme from tales of symphonia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPRKcdK1OY
alright, do I get to use everyone? I have shon, corben, and siggy.
>>344340704
It also borrows music from Valkyrie Profile. And when you get to hear Kelik's theme you will feel the urge to kill yourself.
>>344340704
That's one shitty GBA rendition.
>>344340907
>not loving 'cold steel'
come on, now.
>>344340704
Just wait. The stolen music comes to a head with Kelik's theme.
>>344340704
forgot a roll.
4,5,6,7
>>344342010
fuck Corben
This is best FE. Keep it up.
Ayy what's up Nigger?
It's been a while
Are you gonna be doing these threads regularly like you did with 7?
>>344342236
to the bench he goes!
neat, siggy has...I think eirika's promoted sprite?
maybe Seth?
>>344340704
>Siegried
Does he wield Xander?
>>344334532
we had a bajillion /v/ threads FE romhacks once, dude.
>>344342535
assuming I don't get super fucked and/or banned, yeah.
also, there's a thunderstorm kicking up, I MAY lose power.
oh boy, who is THIS?
>>344343056
nobody, I guess.
>>344343056
It's time to get HUGE
>>344332930
Speaking of which, where's Siggy?
He fucked off after like two threads.
...oh my god, shon.
>>344343421
Apparently his threads didn't gain a whole lot of traction and just died
>>344343421
nobody was paying attention to his threads, so he gave up.
>>344343429
>all these piss-poor level ups
THIS is our protagonist?
>nothing in these villages
well that's disappointing.
who should get the boss kill?
>>344343535
Fuck ;_;
If only I was awake or at /v/ in time
>>344343657
Give it to Shon
>>344343617
only for the first 10 chapters.
then we get the CHAMP.
>>344343617
No, he'll be showing up and stealing the show soon enough.
>>344343771
Who's champ?
>>344343821
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED
...in a couple days, likely.
also
>custom classes
ooooh
>>344343898
So just a fighter but with actual defense?
Mosaic from the last time this game was played, hopefully we can get another one going
Kinda unrelated but, I'm playing through Awakening on Lunatic and after getting my ass handed down to me about 20 times, I've reached Paralogue 1 where you can recruit Donnel.
There are a bazillion enemies, each one at least twice as strong as all of my units except Frederick, and the boss has a fucking Silver weapon. What do? I'm not sure if I'm this much of a casual and can't into strategy, or if this is simply plain retarded.
>>344344314
got this from my last playthrough.
>>344344652
>brains
>got none
solid writing
>>344344652
Disappear!
>>344344314
Is there a collection of the OC? The wallpaper is all I have from the TLP run
Have a TRS image in the meantime
>>344344809
Good work Shon. To the camps with these degenerates.
>>344344809
Shon took offense to that, it seems
>sowing the seeds of rebellion
>a father and son adventure
man, this is a decent conflict! I really hope it doesn't go full stupid!
the fuck kind of character design is THIS?
Tell me more about this.
Is it actually a good game/hack, or did people just like it for memes or shitty writing?
>>344345328
That's a nice hat
>>344344964
I got this.
>>344345328
Give him some credit for being one of the few characters smart enough to wear a helmet.
>>344345408
the writing is hilariously bad, but it's got some damn good stages until the endgame, and blazer pulled off shit in it that has never been replicated since, like voice acting.
>>344345540
Was there ever one of these for that Mageknight404 hack where the self-insert got cucked?
oh my
I just got a strange chill, as though a being of indescribable edge just made their presence known.
>>344345408
The gameplay is actually passable and this sort of stands out as one of the first major FE hacks
Writing is balls to the wall badconsidering this was written at a time when the author was 15
>>344345408
Its legit challenging, so people like it for more reasons than just laughable writingthat's still better than Conquest'sand a protag with an edgy Macguffin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mv1pavzlY
>>344345540
Where is THE Lavos?
>>344345894
HE'S HERE
>>344345894
>that design
>sonic music
Oh man this is gonna be a good one
Roy/Marth almost weren't included in melee outside of Japan.
>japanese name
>on a white girl
>>344345894
IN HIS HAAAAAAACK
WHERE EDGE IS ALL
IN HIS HAAAAAAACK
YOU MAY NEVER FEAR THE FALL
IN HIS HAAAAAAACK
WHERE COPYRIGHTS DO NOT EXIST
IN HIS HACK OF HACKS, EVERY STEEEEEP MEETS THE RNG
>>344346369
fucking weebs
>>344346118
You have seen nothing yet.
NOTHING.
iirc this chapter is where I got my first game over last time I played.
the difficulty curve on this game is crazy.
as a result, I'mma need to use corben.
>he's already comparably better than shon, 4 levels lower
>>344346814
That's the power of raw concentrated edge
>>344346814
shon you piece of shit.
>>344346048
>fuck you Kevin stop showing everyone my deviantart you peace of shit
>>344346953
These are some Eliwood-tier level ups
MEANWHILE
>>344346953
>you peace of shit
FTFY
>>344347073
Nanomachines, son.
>>344347169
>he's aware of the game mechanics
>literally *teleports behind you*
oh my god
>>344347260
So is coldsteel over here gonna be sticking around for a while?
>>344347409
CAN YOU HANDLE THE WEIGHT??
>>344347409
heh.........how weak...
>this is an armor brigand
>>344347475
Longer than the main character
>>344347409
H-He's fast!
>>344347409
H-HE'S FAST
yup. better than shon.
>>344347736
Nice
now I'm excited
>>344347750
>>344347752
HOLY SHIT
>1 use of a heal staff got me 21 exp
what.
>>344347409
You know what to do, /v/I can't do it, I'm not home right now
>>344348008
Healers gain a lot of EXP so you don't need to use Arenas to level them now
this is his third crit kill in a row.
STANDING HERE
and here's another secret found.to get this one, corben specifically must visit this house.
>>344348609
Cool, I love getting overpowered shit that makes the rest of the game trivial.
Thank you, Blazer.
>>344348609
That's not justice.
do you all remember being 15?
I was never like this.then again, I was LOLRANDUM XDXD SPOONS! PIE! and super weeaboo
>>344348823
OH BOY, THIS SHIT AGAIN
>>344348823
I feel like most of 4chan was like you as a kid.
Except /mlp/.
They were worse.
>>344348823I wrote fanfiction with a shitloads of characters from different franchises.It's probably still here somewhere
I also used to watch Naruto but it didn't take long for me to see the error of my ways.
>>344349156I used to wear a naruto forehead protector to school
and I wrote naruhina fanfiction
and wrote a self-insert story where I had the power to summon cheese anywherethe first is still on deviantart where I have over 10,000 pageviews
>>344349387
>>344349065
Cherish what speed you get Corben.
who's killing the boss?
>>344349387
>I used to wear a naruto forehead protector to school
Aw fuck, now you've reminded me I did that as well.
Fuuuuck, I was a retarded piece of shit.
>>344347409
>>344348226
An attempt was made
>>344349602
Shon
>>344348823
>was on 4chan since I was 12
>never had any of these phases because I rightfully got called a faggot for that
Joke's on me because I've spent 9 years on this website.
>>344349732
>I've spent 9 years on this websiteso have I. I found 4chan in 2007, when I was 17.
>>344349679
It's beautiful
>>344349602
Shaun
>>344349679
beautiful.
HOLY SHIT SHON
FINALLY
>>344350141
HE DID IT
HE FUCKING DID IT
>>344348226
This. I want to see it too
>>344343535
B-but I even made a wallpaper.
>>344350350
>that Gains Goblin
Every time
>zephiel with purple hair
>>344348823
>I hope you're done talking, because I am.
Does it only get better from here?
>>344348226
Took a while but I made this
>>344350561
my friend, it hasn't even BEGUN.
>>344350551
>he doesn't know Jake
Anon...
>>344350551
But that's Jake
>>344349387
>and wrote a self-insert story where I had the power to summon cheese anywhere
>power to summon cheese anywhere
What possessed you to choose that power for your self insert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUB-wjXUREE
>>344350714
>>344350736
ANNA'S BF IS NOT IMPORTANT
>>344350594
Give the bandit some surprised eyes, combine it with >>344349679 and we shall achieve perfection
>>344350818
It was RANDOM XD
>>344350823
>ryoma's hax sword isn't named raikiri
>>344350840
t. Annacuck
>>344336102
>Not Nigger again
Dammit anon
>>344350934
on it senpai
god, even without kellik you can tell a teenager wrote this.
jesus christ.
>>344351101
Is he suppose to be good? Because that sounds incredibly creepy.
>>344351035
I'm sorry I was caught up in the heat of the moment
please forgive
>>344351035
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701893
CHOOSE MY TRIP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701893
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701893
>>344351101
That's some rape doujin tier dialog.
>>344351101
>>344351404
Facedrag him, now
>>344351101
>Poor Little Sweet Healer
Is this the one with anakin?
>>344351580
>>344351792
Wow what an insufferable cunt
>>344351870
yup
>>344351792
Siggy's looking-at-player face always cracks me up in moments like these.
>>344351884
pshhh....got a problm with it knight?
#ROASTED
>>344351884
Thank you.
>>344350934
How's this?
>>344352262
8/10
>>344352336
good enough for me
>>344352262
I think it's pretty nice
>>344352295
>just play it cool
>>344352262
Magnificent.
>>344352295
>Crawling.mp3
>>344344460
It's the latter.
>>344352469
THESE WOOOOOUNDS, THEY WIIIILLLLL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAL
>>344352469
Siggy is appealing to the audience for help, just look at those eyes
>>344352704
This is one of the few times where I can read the eyes of a videogame character
>I'm begging you, please skip this dialogue so I don't have to put up with this bullshit any longer
>prettyboy bosses
>>344353101
>Shuuda
I thought I heard a girl's name
But that kid looks like a boy
>Cid
OP you better record the voice acting
>>344353635
with...what?
it's on youtube already
>>344353750
Inanna is cute!
CUTE!
>>344353750
Then you better link the scenes when they come up you double nigger
>>344353861
this
We want the full experience
>>344353861
Actually, this isn't a bad idea
the music in this stage sounds like some h-game shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDQ81roVdlc
gotta go fast
>>344353750
>>344353836
Inanna is unstoppable!
UNSTOPPABLE!
shuuda wasting NO time in proving himself.
>>344354535
Best girl is also best unit!
shon wants to make daddy proud
>>344354662
I believe.
oh boy. stellar growths here.
>>344354848
Gotta be able to double those heals :^)
>>344354848
Mediocre af
will inaana turn out better than based farina?
>>344355017
maybe not.
>>344355017
Farina had the power of Shekels tho
>>344355113
>gets the two most important stats in the game
Is that a bad thing?
HUGE
>>344355290
compared to farina...
>>344355393
>a promo item in chapter fucking 3
what.
I really hope the troubadour of this game is good.
wait...this game does have a troubadour, right? It's been way too long.
>glass cannon flier
huh.
>>344356023
She's gonna croak any time now.
alright, who's killing the boss?
>>344356154
Whoever is closest to level up
>>344356198
siegfried it is.
>>344356342
I thought siegfried was supposed to have like...godly growths.
these don't seem more than above average.
>>344355890
She's pretty good, yeah.
>>344356709
He's had a rough few days.
he seems important.
so many obvious forum usernames.
>>344357221
also I just noticed galagar has heterochromia
the snowflakes are STRONG in this game.
>>344357221
>two different eye colors
Why do weebs always do this?
>>344357345
chris chan isn't a weeb.
what a qt. I can't WAIT to recruit HIM
