SGDQ 2016 : F edition
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Now: Super metroid
Next: Super Mario RPG
Later: Incentive mario 64 run
memes
>The new guys wins it uncontested because Oats is going to try something risky to show off and botch it
OATS IS CHOKING NEXT, MARK MY WORDS
>>344485663
Jews
why did they stop
my mind wanders
F
could it be more obvious these two are fucking?
CURRYED
AGDQ 2017 Panonkoek 1.5 A press run confirmed Hype
>>344485568
Literally no one thought that, retard.
ZOAST IS ________
Serious question, what happens if all four die?
How is metroid fusion compared to this??
pick one
>>344485802
zoasty chokes again
they should change the layout now there are 2 runners left
Posting my pizza because fuck you guys for convincing me to order it.
>>344485820
BOAST
MY BOI BEHEMOTH GUARANTEED SECOND PLACE
What's the new memes this year besides trannies?
GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOW M8
>>344485847
The right one.
How do you shit talk one guy SO badly, and he is one of the only two to survive.
Ahahaha, fucking amazing mang.
>give us your money NOW
>>344485847
jinkies
get your money in... NOW!
holy fuck, shut the fuck up, jew
>"Give me your shekels NOW"
What did he mean by this?
DONATE NOW
Do they have to continue to sit there doing nothing after dying? How awkward.
>>344485881
THAT LOOKS TASTY AS FUCK.
Better quality of Sweet's death.
GET YOUR MONEY IN NOW
>get your money in NOW
No, you can't have it.
>Right now at this exact moment
No shit, Sherlock
>>344485843
More fun in my opinion but they're both still fun
>>344485881
dude that looks absolutely disgusting
i bet you live in a shithole like chicago
>>344485881
fuck i can taste it
>ive never had deep dish pizza
>>344485820
not as good as he used to beCaptcha 696
>>344485837
Uyama executes them in the street.
>Get your money in NOW
>>344485758
someone please explain the "my mind wanders" meme to me PLEASE
>>344485881
looks bad dude
>Get your money in...... NOW
Fucking jews.
>>344485881
>that disgusting 'go 'za
way too much cheese, i'm gonna puke
Kaahlan is cute! Cute!
>>344485804
>not knowing about kungfu and talon
yes they are absolutely fucking
>>344485897
Don't remind me of that pikmin/fallout 3 run pls
nth for Viperposting
Like what happens to the animal incentive if they all bite it?
Will everyone have wasted their money?
>ever beating SGDQ 2012 1.2M
Kek
They need to make a new "main" donation incentive that cant be ruined by everyone getting game over.
Seriously. Hundreds of thousands of dollars go towards this. Pick something safer.
>>344485897
Trannies is more than enough.
also plaid shirt guy getting trolled by Chad and hi bitch
>>344485881
Nice tomato soup
100% animal crossing run at ADGQ when?!
>>344485897
LETSA GO
TAKE A BATH
WEEEEEEE
why the fuck do the say waaah???
I hope everyone dies and no one finishes
This has become too much of a meme
I only caught a few bits and pieces of this year's stream.
What are the must-watch segments?
>>344485663
>watch a bunch of autists complain about bugged RNG mechanics
>watch a bunch of spics kill eachother for large sums of money
hard decision
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/ufc/ufc-200-preliminairies-live-stream-july-10
>go to get dinner
>come back theres 2 game overs
>>344486008
>"""""""""""SHE""""""""""
my papa johns pizza just came. how did I do?
now now or later now?
half of this audience is going to get banned
NO SPEAKING OUT
>>344485881
>Americans call this cheese and tomato pie a pizza
>tfw drinking beer, listening to the Ramones and shitposting on /v/
Life is good.
>WAAAAH
FUCKING STOP
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
CHOKE
WOW KILL ME
RIP EVERYONE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NO FUCKING WAY
RIPIROONI
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
C H O K E
OATS CHOKED
lel
RIPIP
SLOW AND STEADY
LE CHOKE
HE LE CHOKED
>>344486018
>"If you're wondering who that beautiful girl on the couch is..."
BAH GAWD
RIP everything
HOLY SHIIT
holy shit
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEHEMOTH
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I FUCKING CALLED IT
SLOW
AND
STEADY
HAHAHAHA
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
THIS IS THE WORST SHIT EVER
OATS IS TOAST
BEHEMOTH DEFAUTS TO THE WIN
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY SHIT
BEHEMOTH TAKES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>all these people posting food making me hungry
>have severe diarrhea, anything I eat will be shit out almost instantly
Should I go for it anyway?
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
>slow and steady wins the race
OATSnCHOKES
>BEHEMOTH FUCKING WINS
AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE
>>344486151
This, what is the "Wahh" cry from?
HUUUUUGE UPSET!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
BEHEMOTH HYPE
Slow and steady baby.
This fucking choke race man.
WHERE ARE YOU AT?
Slow and steady bitches
>choking on the easiest boss in the game
my sides
THESE GUYS FUCKING SUCK
>THIRD ONE DOWN
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>344486061
>memory card matters
l e l
JUST
FUCK
UP
MY
RUN
EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD
ONE REMAINS HOLY SHIT
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
LOL
OATS CHOKES
HOLY SHIT
BEHEMOTH NATION
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
>>344485663
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHOKES GALORE
OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK TOLD YALL
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
BEHEMOTH WINS!
HAH
>$300k incentive
>none of the runners even get there
HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
MY BOY BEHEMOTH
BEHEMOTH MAKING A STATEMENT RIGHT NOW.
VIRTUAL CONSOLE MASTER RACE.
>Oats died by running into Mother Brain
Unbelievable
What happens if all four runners die? Fucking pathetic
>>344486098
Ty the australian tiger
Deus Ex
Jak and Daxter
Max Payne 2
F
we're not even going to get to see the escape
worst gdq ever
AHHHHH
>>344486140
fuck off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I see why it has to be a 4 way race every year now.
choke
FUCKING LMAO
MEME MAGIC WINS.
Oats is Zoat
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
COME ON FOUR MAN CHOKE!
Behemoth wins.
Objectively the best super metroid runner.
Holy fucking shit this is perfect.
>>344486093
You might get your wish. There is only one now.
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>344485725
FUCKING CALLED IT
>>344485971
At least our niggers kill each other here.
>>344486115
Nasty.
>>344485881
Also nasty.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IF THEY ALL DIE?????!?!?!?!
holy shet
BEHEMOTH WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
FINALLY THE GAME HAS BEGUN TO WIN
THE UPSET
FROM BEHIND VICTORY
THIS RACE IS SAVAGE
HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING LOL
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
IN A FUCKING SPEEDRUN
LMAO
YOU DONATED FOR THIS
ANIMALS DONT DIE NOR LIVE
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT OATS WOULDN'T CHOKE
>THE CITY OF OATSNGOATS
OH MY FUCKING GODD
EVERYONE LOST TO BEHEMOTH
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
>speed runners everybody
>the slowest person wins the race in a speedrun marathon
my fucking sides have exploded
HE LEAD THE WHOLE RUN AND CHOKED IT ALL AWAY
BEHEMOTH TRAILED EVERYONE THE WHOLE RUN AND IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT
IN BEFORE BEHEMOTH CHOKES
>mfw the guy who sucked the whole race wins
>>344485725
JINXED IT
POST IMAGE THAT WILL GIVE BEHEMOTH87 YOUR ENERGY
>>344486093
God I love Funk.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344486115
Please don't tell me you're going to eat all of that in one sitting
>>344485663
>YFW BEHEMOTH CHOKES
#REKT
>#REKT
#REKT
>#REKT
#REKT
>#REKT
#REKT
>#REKT
#REKT
>#REKT
Let Behemoth choke too.
3 DOWN, 1 TO GO
>bottom left ends up winning
4head
>4-way race
>3 die
Great marathon we have here.
now it's getting interdasting
Give behemoth your energy
\o/
Behemoth better fucking die now, no Kill/Save Animals >:D
also, holy fuck shut up British announcer guy.
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
BEHEMOTH IS OUR GUY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If they all die, do they refund save/kill donations?
IF THEY ALL DIE, SAVE VS KILL MEANS NOTHING!
IF THEY ALL DIE, SAVE VS KILL MEANS NOTHING!
IF THEY ALL DIE, SAVE VS KILL MEANS NOTHING!
IF THEY ALL DIE, SAVE VS KILL MEANS NOTHING!
SLOW AND STEADY
SLOW AND STEADY
SLOW AND STEADY
>THE ONE FUCKING GUY THEY WERE SINGLING OUT AND BULLYING FROM THE VERY BEGINNING IS NOW THE ONLY RUNNER LEFT.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
60 FPS MASTER RACE! VIRTUAL CONSOLE CONFIRMED BEST
>>344486341
please
>>344486314
Jelly.
TORTOISE AND THE HARE
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
If he doesnt make it, animals are getting ignored, laughed and transitioned
>>344486381
except for you Jeb.
Let's go, No Winner
THE ANIMALS WILL BE LEFT IN A QUANTUM FLUX OF BEING ALIVE AND DEAD
in b4 he dies as well and the "kill or save the animals" incentive gets killed off
UPSET OF THE CENTURY
3/4!
Dude this is like fucking gladiator shit man, fucking brutal when people just die and its over for them.
All that money if they all die
Imagine the scandal
WHO /WAITINGFORBEHEMOTTOCHOKE/ HERE? IT'D BE FUCKING GLORIOUS
FUCKING BEST RACE EVER
>lucky-cuck
>lucky-cuck
why chant that
DELEET THIS RUN NOW
GIVE BEHEMOTH YOUR ENERGY
>>344486341
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IF THEY ALL DIE?????!?!?!?!
donations can't be returned, goy :^)
>>344485881
lmao is this how west coast "best" coast does pizza?
oh god please die
My dick is diamonds right now
>>344486442
OVER 200 THOUSAND DOLLARYDOOS DONATED FOR NOTHING
>>344486115
Bretty gud
ARE YOU READY FOR A SHITSTORM
F
>>344486439
fuck no, gotta keep that tasty money hyop!
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
>>344486189
>'Today is the anniversary of her transition'
Why are people congratulating Behemoth for winning?
I could win the game in 2 hours without dying too.
I hope he chokes
>everyone dies
>reset race
>>344486520
Behemoth will choke, check 'em
>the slowest guy wins in a speedrun
>Mfw Behemoth chokes and nobody gets to save or kill the animals
>>344486485
>speeds right into her
What did he mean by this?
OATS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>344485721
The sad thing was, he didn't even trying something stupid, he just got sloppy.
>>344486098
Pepsiman
>shit game memed to death all week
>full of quitters
Nice "event"
Step by step and pace by pace, a little patience wins the race.
>>344485881
>using a fork
>implying that's pizza
IT HAPPENED
BEHEMOTH WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
fuck I shouldn't have gone to the bathroom
>>344486483
Anon stop I can only get so erect.
PLEASE CHOKE
>>344486115
Did you get your sodie pop with it too?
Behemoth chokes
0
GIVE HIM YOUR SHEKEL- err I MEAN GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY NOW
>>344486586
Bet someone just has a save file toward the end and they complete it just because the save/kill animals
LOOK AT THAT SMUG MOTHERFUCKER
THE BABY
>>344486485
>literally just stands there and gets hit
>>344486294
It was on purpose
DELETE THE VODS
DELETE EVERYTHING
Well shit, now I'm disappointed.
Damn, talk about P R E S S U R E
save the animals and kill the runners
>>344486485
Rigged
he actually did it
what a madman
Now he just has to escape before the planet blows up?
>Didn't die
Damn it.
>>344486613
Was he on track to beat his PB?
BASED BEHEMOTH
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE FUCKING RACE
between this "race" and Federation Force releasing, 2016 has been terrible for Metroid :(
LUCKY KEK
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>DONKEY KONG
what?
>The best metroid runners IN THE WORLD
>mfw he dies in the escape
>that thumbs up from oats
i would hang out with all these guys
except numb
LITERALLY NEVER RUN IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BEFORE AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE NOT TO CHOKE. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE BEHEMOTH IS IN THE BEST SHAPE OUT OF ALL 4 OF THEM?
NEET LOSERS BTFO
>>344486589
I wish but he's playing too safe to fuck up.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Dude, Behemoth basically has 0 (ZERO) skills. I could win this race if all these fuckers choke and I take 3 hours to beat this game.
Bow-Heem-Meth?
>Slowest player wins the race
lmao
Well he's pretty much won.
So much for the potential quadruple choke.
See, we've reached the limits of what humans can do. These guys are trying to push the boundries and getting too risky, while Behemoth played the game safe and was able to win by default
THE BABY ;_;
>three vets get dookied on by the young blood
>>344486797
>he doesn't know how hard this is to do
>he didnt die
man, this couldve been run of the year
>>344486115
Shit looks all dried up and cold
He could have just stood still and won the race technically. Never seen 3/4 die at GDQ, it's usually just one
He can and WILL Keep getting away with it.
>>344486115
Fellow guy who was convinced to order from two threads ago my nigger.
HE FUCKING DID IT THE MADMAN
someone cut all the deaths together and and the [wake me up] music
BibleThump
In the words of Naegleria
GET FUCKED
let's players confirmed superior to speedrunners
>mfw when i cheered for behemoth from the start
>>344486814
Holy fuck it's like John Fucking Numbers
ALL OF THE LOSERS GETTING CUKKD SO HARD THEY GONNA TRANSITION
MARK MY FUCKING WORDS
RIP Babby Metrod.
>Behemoth
>the guy who the entire sm community doubted
>because he kept saying "hold on i beat zoasts time by 1s i just need to get the vhs tape processed"
>finally
>finally
>FINALLY
>gets the last laugh
Fucking justice, this is Behemoth's day in the sun
I WANTED HIM TO FUCKING DIE SO THE ANIMAL SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
WHY COULDN'T YOU GIVE ME THIS ONE THING
>>344486860
I KNOW. I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK I WAS SO EXCITED THAT HE COULD CHOKE AND ALL THE DONATIONS WOULD BE SCREWED
YES KILL
>cheering on the underdog
>actually won
>>344486857
Does it matter? It would be good if the staff chocked with them.
>Steps to winning speedtun
>step 1 be the slowest
kek
can he still die
Fuckin god dammit. What the fuck did i miss? I literally just got off work and tuned in.
Seems like i missed something fuckin fun
>>344486603
>>344486718
He got under 301 energy, so he killed himself because it was already over.
>>344486603
To end it, like they said you need 300 hp to survive to the next phase so theres 0 way he can get past it
>killing animals
speedrun confirmed
>surviving and finishing the run while 3 of the best players get rekt by Ridley, Draygon and Mother Brain
>all in front of thousands of people who are chanting your name and giving you their energy
LIVING THE DREAM
>KILL THE ANIMALS WINS
SAVEFAGS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
YESSSSSSSSSSSS KILL THE FUCKING ANIMALS KILL THEM YES GET FUCKED SAVETARDS
PETA BUTTHURT INCOMING
Inb4 he dies and the crowd stands up and applause
Aww they always kill the animals. Its not like this is going to be a WR or anything.
>Behemoth of all fucking people won
>Killing the animals
We did it, we got the SGDQ good ending
>>344486951
technically yes, but no
Get fucked savefags
>kill wins
>behemoth wins
justice was served
nice "race" guys
>>344486896
>>344486946
You've earned the You today senpai
no one saw this.
>>344486945
Why the fuck would you even care about something as arbitrary as that?
get fucked, all you
>my girlfriend would kill me if I didn't vote save!
fags
>GETTING THE BEHEMOTH SPARK
Oats on suicidewatch
>>344486960
>3 of the 4 runners eliminated for stupid shit, including world record holder Zoast
>Literally worst runner about to complete the game
>The only person alive won and nearly went over estimate
kek
RATE THIS SUPER METROID SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SUPER METROID SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SUPER METROID SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
>>344487015
nah, they saved them last time.
the absolute madman
>balding
>>344487043
>NO FUN ALLOWED
>>344487043
Because it's fun.
NOOOO HE WOOOOON
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE BOYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>standing
>shouting memes
wew
>>344486960
3 out of the 4 runners in Super Metroid race got btfo.
>>344486960
The four players running SM were apparently the best Metroid players IN THE WORLD.
Three of them died, with the slowest one being the only survivor.
>>344487063
Behemoth87/10
>>344487063
based/10
>>344487063
RIGGED/10
What a dogshit speedrun
LUCKY KEK
LUCKY KEK
LUCKY KEK
LUCKY KEK
LUCKY KEK
LUCKY KEK
LUCKY KEK
FUCK THIS AUSSI CUNT
GET HIS JEW ASS OFF THE MIC
>>344487063
87/10
LOSERS START HRT WHEN???
>>344487063
2/10 met estimate
>>344487063
Behemoth/10
>>344486785
This race is the only interesting one SM has ever had.
>The guy they were mocking because he didn't participate in any circlejerk won
Fuck yes
>ultimate meme magic didn't happen
Well shit.
>>344487062
>a minute and 15 seconds
>Nearly.
Good to know you don't actually follow speed runs.
>>344487063
87/10
what happened to marathon strats
Anons should I get beer for Mario RPG?
>>344486967
I didn't mean that, I meant that he didn't jump to dodge the onion rings that got him below the 300 energy
>BA-HE-MUT
What did they mean by this?
Jesus fuck this is so funny. The only way it could possibly be better if the marathon made less money than last time for the second time in a row and then SM64 got canceled because of it.
That's never happened before in the history of GDQ!
They fucking planned this, it was too good not to happen. They were ripping on behemoth the whole time while he was in last, it was planned.
>>344487028
Ain't Behemoths fault the others can't walk the walk.
zoast and oats on suicide watch
>everyone caring about kill or save
>pointless shit
You guys are idiots
>>344487063
Happening/10
>>344487063
Behemot literally a hero 10/10
>>344487063
9/10 for entertainment value
Ok, now never run this shit again. I don't give a fuck if you make lots of dosh from the retarded incentives. Let it die.
I gotta say, I actually clapped
>>344487116
of course i missed the good underdog story. fuck my ass
>over 200 thousand dollars
>for not saving the animals
>>344486778
Oats was arguably on track for WR
lewd games done quick when~ ?
>clapping for these scrubs
>>344487063
Behemoth saved the event/10
OY VEY
YOU GAVE US SO MANY SKEKELS JUST TO KILL SOME DIGITAL ANIMALS
THIS IS EASY
>>344487063
zoastistoast/10
That was pretty funny
>>344487063
Fuck/10
ELDER GOD TRIO OF CHOKE TIER:
OATSNGOATS
SWEETNUMB
ZOAST
THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE TIER:
romscout
2014 was better / 10
>>344487171
it's the burgers talking
lol all he did was not die!
BEHEMOTH
D e e R F o r c E
>>344487159
*tips fedora*
>>344487063
7/10 technique
10/10 hype
>HOYYYYYP
What did he mean by this?
>>344487167
hell yeah you should, i'm staying up and drinking during the rest of it.
>We can taste it
>jewing intensifies
How can Behemoth win if he got the highest time?
>>344487063
8.7/10
Final encore game? We still have hours of mario rpg.
He BRADBURYED IT LADS
200K GUYS
WE JUST NEED 200K IN 30 MINUTES SO WE'LL PLAY MARIO LMAO
WE NEED MORE MONEY. GIVE US MORE MONEY NOW
>>344487063
9.83 /10
Deer Force
>HOYP
tfw the speedrun community steals FGC lingo and infiltrates streaming culture
Behemot deserves a RL Samus to fuck
>""""painfully close""""
>Finishing literally 5 minutes later than Oats would have if he hadn't choked
Why is Behemoth called a SM speedrunner?
>>344487250
top kek
Behemoth87 is a literal God
Savefags B T F O
>>344487063
It would have been a 10/10 if they all died.
>>344487063
Would have been a 10/10 if everyone died
Gets a 7/10
>DLC for a GDQ
Twitter account of GDQ on FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>""""""""""charity""""""""""
>>344487250
kekeroo
>>344487250
Pretty much.
Was Oatsngoats on WR time before his death?
>$60 000 for """""""""charity"""""""""
>>344486856
>Young blood
He's been around SDA and posting runs on YT for years.
>yfw Jeb! won the Super Metroid race
Slow and steady
The announcer's voice sounds like the feeling of shoving your face into a used jockstrap.
jesus that British announcer, greedy money hyop!
"WE'RE SO CLOSE, GET THOSE DONATIONS COMING!"
dude, you gotta be kidding me. It's so obvious what kind of crap they're pulling.
oh yeah 60k in the past 30min, gimme a break. lol
How does the announcer look like?
I'd imagine he looks like Ray Winstone
What is this kill/save the animals shit?
>clapping for the losers
I could also get a Game Over in Super Metroid, its not that hard.
so is the SM64 going to be any% or low A press%?
That was immensely entertaining.
>>344487296
Because the others never finished, their time is how long they lasted until dying.
What's the secret encore game?
>>344487217
Yea, he was moving like a bat out of hell.
>>344487242
>heart shaped pupils
>b-b-but the slowest runner
it's a race, you have to make it to the end
it doesnt matter if you run at full speed at the beginning and then fall down and die halfway
>>344487349
First marathon. Cherry popped. Young blood. Keep up.
>they switched to normal layout so that people might forget that 3/4 of them failed
>>344487317
>
Dude
Dude
Bro dude
I'm getting boddied bro
>Behemoth right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU
>>344487250
I give you 3/4
>>344487250
SHOOP FACES ON YOU NIGGER
>>344487063
DeadNumb/Toast/Oats&Chokes/BESThemoth/10
>we can """""""""""""""""""do""""""""""""""""""" this
>>344486347
risky
D e e R F o r C e
>>344486347
Super Metroid Samus is a QT QT!!!!!!!1
D e e R F o r C e
Metroid is a girl???
>that whistle
>that whistle
b&
>cat calling
BANNED
>>344486856
He's not young, hes detached from the circlejerks and the drama
>>344487398
I think they said it was Mario 64.
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
>>344487250
Basically, yeah.
>>344485881
thiccccc
>>344487369
Saw him on camera briefly.
He's a fatty.
>>344487352
That's pretty hot.
>>344487381
70 star
>>344487369
they angled the camera at him, he is like 500 lbs with a beard
Behemoth87 is getting laid tonight.
SAMUS IS A GRILL?!?!
>Someone whistles at Samus bikini
>"Stop that"
TRIGGERED
>Cuts away from in-game time and item collection rate
>>344487331
Who is she? I need to know... for research
>Someone whistled at the Zero Suit reveal
Uh oh.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>344487250
I can imagine a drawfag version of this with Samuses and Mother Brain.
>>344487358
Jesus, that's one ugly bitch
>>344487430
>DeadNumb
>not SweetDumb
WHO'S THE CUTE GIRL ON THE PANEL
METROIDIS A GIRL? WTF?!?!
>>344487283
>Gets called out on being a retard.
>Deflects with retarded memes.
Please just kill yourself.
YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD
>>344487381
>Estimate: 14:00:00
>cat call
BANNED
>>344487063
8 only because the entire run was almost a failure, if nobody had died it would have been a 7
That DEERFORCE was pretty underwhelming desu
>>344487503
the absolute madman
>>344487063
p. good 7
>>344487381
>low A press%?
That run would go on for weeks.
>>344487195
>pointless shit
just like videogames.
>>344487335
elaborate anon
>>344487242
Nice to see some plus-sized cosplay representation on 4chan! She's a cutie.
>>344487429
Get me images of their faces than nigger
>>344485881
>dat giordano's kino 'go 'za
nice, friend :^)
D e e R F o r C e
>>344487510
>Who is she?
Just fucking leave right now and never come back.
>>344487223
Oh they'll be done quick alright
>>344487250
>Australia
Like poetry
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH I MISSED THE RACE
Modern day tortoise and the hare.
Or rather three hares.
>>344487406
Yes
hey guys, was the tasbot section fun? is it worth cheking it out?
Two years.
>>344487539
>Getting mad that people who are watching a GDQ don't actively watch speedrun streams
:^)
>>344487585
>Donate to build up speed
>tfw no quadruple elimination, rendering the entire donation war moot
>>344487325
They called him out at the beginning saying they don't really know who he is.
This year SGDQ was fucking awful
we got like what 3 good speedruns? including this one, and this one had 3/4 guys failing holy shit
Also the fucking announcer asking for MORE MONEY, because they need a bigger paycheck
>>344487510
Kill yourself
>>344487650
Worst one yet if you don't include Mario
>>344487250
I don't get it.
>>344487381
I am donating like 3 times 15 bucks to make parallel universe jokes.
Were there any donations about it on the Mario DS run?
>>344487325
Because he actually finishes the game.
>>344487650
nope
>>344487063
ENTERTAINING AS FUCK / 10
I love the feeling of survival and that anyone can DIE
here only ONE survivor this time !
>>344487597
>guys metroid is a difficult game!
>nevermind these autists have wasted thousands of hours of their lives playing this
>keep donating goyim
in a nutshell
follow Geno's root beer
>>344487650
No.
>>344487638
3 people fucking died
>>344487650
really shit tb.qh
POST EDOBEAN
>>344487060
>Literally worst runner
>Only one that actually finished
wew lad
>>344487650
Worst one yet. Don't bother.
>>344487602
Literally in this fucking thread.
>>344487429
The joke worbs better as it is.
>>344487650
only the last part was mildly interesting
>>344487063
I wanted them all to die after only Behemoth was left desu.
Still bretty good 7/10, funny but there was no tension until Oats fucked up in the last minute.
so mario64 will be after smrpg?
>>344487686
>They called him out at the beginning saying they don't really know who he is.
w-what
>>344487690
Same as every year, can't be surprised
>>344487650
If you are into TASing stuff, you probably already have seen everything they showed.
>>344487601
>that
>plus-sized
She's deliciously thicc
>>344487614
Tedino's actually, would go Gino's north but there apparently almost out of cheese lmao.
>>344487742
im too lazy to scroll up.
>>344487737
no fuckin way. is this really that dumb slut?
Is this Behemoth87 guy not on social media anywhere?
new thread
>>344487823
new thread
>>344487823
new thread
>>344487823
>>344487690
> asking for MORE MONEY, because they need a bigger paycheck
Is this Dashcon 2016
>>344487619
>not /a/
Sorry if I don't lurk in the anime board as long as you do, oh mighty one.
Just fucking tell me what her name is, dude.
>>344487773
if they raise 200k in the next 4 hours
lol those Anonymous "donations"
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/sgdq2016
>>344487690
Nah anon it was pretty great sorry you gt trigggered by trans
>>344487825
>>344487825
>>344487825
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
we need you to run super metroid
>>344487510
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE139061.html
>>344487773
If they get a shitton more cash
>still shit talking behemoth even though he won
He's never coming back is he?
>>344487685
The fact it ended up so closed to being that makes me wonder if they'll reconsider it in the future.
Just think how massive the butt hurt would be for how much they raised and never followed through with either options.
>>344487510
Atari Dumbledore from Porkslope Turkeyhandle.
>>344487690
dont forget the whole thing being a safespace
>>344487836
nah he's only on facebook if you want that
>incentive is literally a rerun of a game thats already on VoD, but with NEW MEMES
yes, good goyim
>>344487698
4 runners, 3 fail, one makes it
Dont overthink it, champ
>>344487707
So do Let's Players
>>344487650
Underwhelming. No creative shit because they admit it takes a long ass time to set up and they are strapped for ideas.
It was a mixture of glitched exhibition, perfect run, and four SMB games at once which whilst good is not a new concept.
>>344487748
>worbs
what are you doing here oatsngoats
>>344487063
Pissed Oats choked last second/10
>>344487650
GDQ is dead
The only entertaining thing that happened this year was the almost choke of the Metroid Race
>>344487737
That is not Edobean.
>>344487897
Know who doesn't? Everyone else.
>>344487849
Too bad it's also /v/
Lurk harder.
>>344487650
>boring memory corruption to credits warp in SML2 everyone has seen
>boring perfect replay of VVVVVV
>4games1controller was actually 4games4controllers so it was shit
Nope.
>tfw want to speedrun life
>born early, delivered on December 30th instead of on New Year's Day like I was supposed to
>mfw all those seconds lost when inputting my birth date
Such shitty RNG
>>344487865
fuck off
>>344486967
Getting killed by the rainbow beam would have looked less stupid tho
THE STATE OF MINNEAPOLIS.
>>344487690
Your waifu is fucking awful
OFFICIAL TIER LIST :
GREAT TIER :
Super Metroid
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Maker
Tetris
SHIT TIER :
the rest
>>344487889
OH GOD, what happen?
>>344486539
That made me die a little inside.
google chicago deep dish nigger
>>344487650
Gameboyshit running on emulator "because it's not accurate" > VVVVVV which is hardly any better than real runners > sorta decent 4 Mario games 1 input but with different timing to the inputs so it wasn't actually 4 games with 1 set of inputs at all
>>344486240
Waluigi.
>Phantoon doesn't kill anyone
>so the other bosses save Kraid pull up the slack
>>344487991
The 4 games 1 controller was legit, but not new at all. I saw one with megaman games years ago.
>>344488026
>>tfw want to speedrun life
already been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyUcXR05Z4
>>344488101
They banned half of twitch whenever a tranny appeared.
>>344488094
Even tetris was a bit shit without that foreign asian guy they brought in AGDQ
Momodora, Aladdin, and SoTN are great. Just name few of memorable runs.
>>344488094
Nailed it
>>344486860
"The animals don't happen" would have been the best ending.
>>344487063
I give it 3 out of 4.
>>344487737
>Mariedoll, or whatever here name is
Fuggit, I'd dick slap that cake and jerk off on them titties
>>344488138
The problem is that the inputs for each game were delayed so the whole gimmick was completely moot.
>>344487874
Thanks, m'dude.
>>344488206
specially momodora for the skill on display
jedi academy for the qt runner giggling himself silly
guy on the left on salvia?
what's going on with the dude on the far left of the interview table
>40 minutes into super metroid and choke he give you this look
>>344488420
no it's just your typical autist.
>>344488473
cant wake up
>>344488473
He's amazed.
Damn you can tell he was not meant to win. This is gold.
Dustforce run was fantastic too.
>>344487250
Greetings, fellow Redditor!
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4s3n4d/behemoth87s_face_right_now/
Shameful interview.
>you can get up now
holy shit dude
>>344488094
Where is the Tropical Freeze race?
>>344488631
You should know by now everyone on reddit steals clever and funny shit from 4chan for quick and easy upboats.
>>344487704
Someone commented that he was impressed with how quickly the runner beat a stage; last guy he watched spent twelve hours on one level.
Is it me or does this look like the child predator crew?
>>344488780
>they steal our epik meems >:(
>>344488871
I'm not mad about it. I'd do it too if I were a repugnant redditor. Nothing's simpler than taking credit from anonymous people.
>>344488780
>post on Reddit 24 minutes ago
>post on 4chan 16 minutes ago
>>344487704
Plenty of donations about speed
WAAH
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