SGDQ 2016 : Behemoth mode
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Now: Super Mario RPG
Next: Incentive mario 64 run?
Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Behemoth getting his dick sucked by Samus herself tonight.
Behemoth is literally the best speed gamer of all time, prove me wrong.
memes
No bonus stream this year either?
Is this Behemoth87 guy not on social media?
I don't get why people are upset with this result. It's great to see that they've gotten the difficulty to the level where the game can actually win. It's such an easy game normally.
>>344487895
Based on the information given you actually can't prove that statement wrong.
Summer Games Done """Quick"""
>>344487823
Is this man going to have sex with a REAL LIFE Samus Aryan?
Who's the runner for sm64?
>>344487924
There is!
You just gotta donate more shekels.
Behemoth's name is quite fitting.
He's a big guy.
LOSERS GO ON HRT WHEN????
>>344487858
I need more, senpai.
can they raise 100k or so in an hour?
>>344487823
>Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Don't remind me. I'm gonna miss you faggots.
>>344487924
Takes awhile to pack up and they likely need to be out at a certain time, so no.
>>344487972
It's cool guy!
>>344487979
cheese05, puncayshun, simply, biinny.
4 way 70 star race.
>>344487932
People are angry because they realized they almost wasted a significant amount of money on a donation war that could have easily not been followed through on.
i hate when gdq ends... back to my boring ass fuckin life.
see you guys in 6 months
>half of the audience leaves
>still shit talking behemoth even though he won
He beat both record holders, lads.
Is Super Metroid really that hard?
Apparently these were the best people for it?
lewd games done quick when~ ?
Anyone have Oats reaction when he choked?
>>344487823
Behemoth deserves a RL qtpi samus to fuck
THE STATE OF MINNEAPOLIS. lol
>>344487823
Little known fact, he's actually a ftm trans person, that's why the other 3 runners threw their runs on purpose and why the crowd went will when xir won the race.
>>344488006
Super Mario RPG run is 3 hours
>twitch ads
can this get any more jewish?
>>344487924
After the travesty that's been the past few bonus streams I'm fucking glad it's not happening.
>tfw seeing werster say fucking niggers live
awesome that they raised $1,000,000 again this event!
>>344488019
>Takes awhile to pack up and they likely need to be out at a certain time, so no.
?
Pack everything up but the TV and those six chairs. How long can that take to remove?
>Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Anons, where are you going to? /soc/ here
>>344488017
i dunno, i'm still glad i normally stay off /v/
even tho it was fun hanging in these threads
beard guy tries too hard to become a meme
>>344488039
https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc?t=21s
>>344488045
The donation war is meaningless though. You can tell what the time would've been no matter whether they save the animals or kill them. It's just a charity event.
>>344488073
check this 5
>>344487924
We just need a low, low payment of $200k in the next 30 minutes!
Or 3 easy installments of $66.6k! Wow!
is Mario 64 the 1x A press route?
I wanted Behemoth to fail.
That would have been awesome.
>>344488068
It's hard when you're under pressure with limited upgrades, yes.
At that point it doesn't matter if you die if you fall too far behind.
>>344488068
for speedruns
it's not hard to play normally
>>344487823
time for the comfiest game.
gonna make myself some mango with salt, cumin and lime juice.
>>344488068
It's hard to speedrun, yeah.
And incredibly hard to speedrun well.
What runs were even good this SGDQ?
Momodora
The Super Metroid holocaust
???
Nothing else stood out at all.
It turns out that races are really great when they turn into a goddam blood sport prove me wrong
>>344487924
bonus stream involves buying out the hotel for extra days and that costs money that could be going into matty's pockets.
I really don't want to clean shit off of my walls so I'm going to reneg on my claim.
>>344488068
They don't save or collect health upgrades in the any% run, so one mistake can mean the end of the run.
see you guys in january
>>344488145
fuck off normie
>>344488165
witnessed
>>344487823
>Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Back to being a /fa/g
>>344487932
I agree, the fact that they face Phantoon and Ridley with such relatively scant resources is incredible, it looks like an incredibly demanding run.
Blew my mind that they now do Phantoon first, skip plasma and space jump. After all the new route has no need for that last one.
>>344488054
>not watching EVO next weekend
>>344488145
/pol/ of course
that was fun
>>344488165
noice
>>344488145
/spee/
>>344488068
It isn't if you go slow.
>>344488209
faggot
>>344488165
impressive
>finale
>shitty mario RPG
oh wow, so fun, so not shit, definitely not a mediocre shit game that only sold cause of the autist plumber logo.
SPOILER: They're obviously going to do the SM64 run regardless of the donation amounts
>>344488135
>implying that wasn't the best moment of any GDQ
>20 minutes of setup time for SMRPG
Fucking why? They already have an SNES set up.
>mario RPG
time to get comfy
>>344488068
You can die a lot on your first run if you don't know what to expect, especially with Mother Brain.
>>344488139
Have you seen how fucking long these fags take to setup shit?
>>344488165
that doesn't answer the question at all!!!
>>344488202
Negro-sensei run of Trauma Center and Jak and Baxter
>4 of the """best""" Super Metroid runners
>3 of the fuckers fail and die
>the """best"""
what did he mean by this?
>>344488317
Because eSports interviews.
They really need to fill these shit-slots with current-year highlights instead of this shit.
THIS GUY IS MAKING A MEME FACE
LE HE WANTS TO BE A REACTION LE FACE
>WITH US IS THE RUNNER WHO FAILED THE LEAST
>>344488326
Are you kidding? Mother Brain is a freebee, a cinematic fight. Ridley is the hardest boss in a normal run.
What did he mean by this?
Reply to this post or Golden will be a statue forever
>gol1den
that is making me very uncomfortable
>>344488017
>>344488146
What board you fags going back to?
>>344488302
>Mario RPG
>shitty
Whoa whoa. You hold it right there.
>another century long rpg "speedrun"
welp time to fap
post doujins
>>344488373
and still better than you :^)
this hands-on-head guy needs to fuck off
>>344488401
he hasn't moved a fucking inch
>>344488401
Trying to hijack your mind to make you donate.
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List:
>Old GDQ Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Super Metroid (Behemoth Edition)
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Gimmick!
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Hagane
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Aladdin (Ribbedkilla's Retirement)
Typing of the Dead
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Dustforce
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Resident Let's-a-go 2
Ocarina of Time "Glitchless"
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin (Went 5:00 over estimate, 25:00 over PB)
Trials Fusion (1:30:00 of Happy Wheels level showcases. Hi YouTube!)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Local Autist Ruins Everything: The Run)
mfw
>>344488054
just play some fun video games senpai. if you feel like you can't find something you actually enjoy try a different genre.
AA6 comes out in september.
what's with golden
>>344488401
it's starting to creep me out
HOLY SHIT Behemoth is CUTE
Behemoth is a very handsome dude. No homo.
>>344488401
MAKE ME A TWITCH CHAT EMOJI
LE LE EBIN FACE
>want to go back to animu because the last runs are shit-tier
>don't want to miss the final hours of the thread
>>344488198
>cumin
I bet you do and drink it faget
mario rpg the comfiest game ever. mallow is my bro.
>>344488423
>Mother Brain is a freebee, a cinematic fight
apparently not to Oats.
Whaow. What a great race.
Did he realize stiv is fucking his wife right now?
>that awkward autistic banter
>>344487823
/v/, in reference to the end of the last thread, would you blow your load deep inside Mariedoll's semen silo?
>>344488118
Why arent you using Adblocker you drooling retard?
A U T I S M
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S
M
>>344488135
When this that happen?
>>344488502
fucking embarrassing
>>344488446
Who /tv/ here?
>>344488373
You wouldn't even make it to wrecked ship, let alone phantoon.
>>344488401
Is this the guy who got his revenge on Phantoon, just to need to revenge Mother Brain next run?
>>344488515
Like a normal eyed Thom Yorke.
Dude was posing for a twitch emote
>>344488145/vg/
>>344487823
>that stare
whens sm64
>>344488485
I agree, though Super Metroid belongs both in Top Tier and Trainwreck Tier for me.
>you two can leave now
>no seriously, stand up and get the fuck out
darkman confirmed for cunt
>>344488315
For the old GDQs? Yes.
The magic died somewhere 1~2 years ago though
Idk what happened with the bonus streams but yeah
>>344488545
Waow I can't believe 3 people died that's amazing.
>>344488485
Nah man.
More Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List:
>GOD TIER
Jak and Daxter
>TOP TIER
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
>HIGH TIER
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (race)
Pepsiman
Demon's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (one-handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (blindfolded)
Catherine
Typing of the Dead
Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
Super Metroid (race)
>MID TIER
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario World (low%)
Tetris Block (excluding setup)
Super Mario Maker (race)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (co-op)
Dustforce
>LOW TIER
Literally everything else
>SHIT TIER
Ocarina of Time
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion
>TRANNY TIER
Pikmin
Fallout 3
>>344488045
What's their policy if all 4 runners die?
I could imagine them just restarting the race.
>>344488485
Add Fast Racing Neo to bottom tier thanks to Tones "Glitchless runs are bad and you should feel bad" Balone.
>>344488446
/a/ and /ck/
>>344488145
>>344488485
Diablo 2 was low tier?
Thank god he has a hat to cover that disgusting manbun now.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME A MEME GUYS
>>344488485
i think momodora and catherine belong in top tier, really impressive skills on display
>>344488485
thanks for this summary anon
>>344488525
an unfortunate name for a really good condiment, at least in English.
>>344488430
>>344488401
losing his mind at that save the animals lost
>>344488636
>>344488545
Yeah, I enjoyed it too.
Probably the best SM race at any GDQ so far.
>>344488485
>Skyrim
don't you mean "let me load a save because bethesda xddd" tier
>>344488069
shut the fuck up retarded jinxposter
>>344488040
shit that's a way better ending than SMRPG
>>344487924
The last bonus stream I remember was Caveman bodying everyone in some obscure PS1 fighting game, that was probably SGDQ 2014
>>344488654
Shit Tier should include any run that had Kirbymastah on the couch.
>3 hours to get $120k
I really hate this charity, but want to see the SM64 race.....
>>344488625
Never unless you pay 200k goy!
>>344488546
>tfw no banjo-kazooie
>>344488161
There are people dumb enough to pull their donations to a charity just because some stipulation didn't get met.
Why didn't Oats jump?
So what's everyone's least favorite run this year? Low point for me was Trials, painfully obvious shilling of an HD Happy Wheels and just playing random community levels was garbage
Those are some prime nu-males pod-casting on stream right now. They just keep adding more retarded bullshit every year
>>344488145/jaypee/
>>344488748
lets politics guys xD
>>344488302
What's shitty about it?
>>344488697
a beanie is arguably worse than a manbun
Why didn't Behemeth get the queue to leave?
>>344488797
>le greedy jews XD
Can you please take this back to /pol/? Nobody wants to see this antisemitism.
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>>344488816
>playing random community levels was garbage
>most were made specially for the event
>>344488593
2013 AGDQ bonus stream
>>344488854
Not even close
“to make it as comfy as possible“
NORMIES GET OUT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344488820
Well there have been less technical problems this year than most
>>344488873
Huh?
>>344488202
Donkey Kong TF 4 USA vs CANADA race was great.
>>344488723
Fair enough.
>>344488748
People asked for it to be on here.but yes
>>344488816
Trials by far. God it was so boring.
>>344488873
*cue
>>344488145
/v/ silly, but probably /vr/ because I haven't been there in a while.
>>344488887
but i do anon.
>>344488145
/tg/ here
Ok why nobody in the speedrun community calls out GDQ? They are literal jews by now.
I miss my skillbased no shill, no profit, no tranny event
>>344487823
Excited about Mario RPG. Will it be a good run? Or will it be some glitched shit that ends in 2 minutes?
>>344488017
The saddest sunday of the year.
>>344488068
If you're playing casually, just exploring and getting all powerups you can find along the way, Super Metroid is a very easy game
When you start sequence breaking and skipping out on tons of powerups for the sake of saving time shit gets tough, plus there's plenty of specific tricks you need to learn that you don't need in a regular playthrough
>>344488887
Get the fuck off this board and back to rebbit you fucking summer CNN faggot.
>>344488816
I didn't care for any of Protomagicalgirl's runs.
His performances were just lacking honestly.
>>344488625
https://youtu.be/HN3qR2H4jGY
>>344488458
http://exhentai.org/g/905352/5809287b5a/
http://exhentai.org/g/907372/407c74dd91/
http://exhentai.org/g/859810/77cfc85696/
http://exhentai.org/g/830125/561af7c933/
http://exhentai.org/g/836736/cf3ed0ea23/
http://exhentai.org/g/809716/aa78fecc91/
http://exhentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
http://exhentai.org/g/686063/29630322ae/
http://exhentai.org/g/622014/ddc91790c7/
http://exhentai.org/g/598277/3ffc800897/
http://exhentai.org/g/489450/2217438bf6/
http://exhentai.org/g/431999/8ca9554219/
http://exhentai.org/g/171535/d68a9ed55e/
Just 4U
>>344488917
beanies serve no purpose whatsoever except to make you look like a burnout failure at life
OATS KILLED HIMSELF YOU FUCKING RETARDS
He needed 301 health min to survive MBs ray
>>344488925
There's been a dozen games that had dramatically excessive setup times and there's serious A/V desync on these interviews. It's far from perfect.
>>344488935
Stand up now.
>>344488963
fear of getting kicked off SRL
I literally have no idea what Power Up//Support Class/World Gaming/Save Point even do.
So power up makes sure audio works and ships games or some shit?
>>344488957
>/tg/
>no penis
why even bother
Is that route really the fastest SM route they could come up with? Is there no route that is easier but faster?
>hook up with a random /a/utist at SGDQ
>his cock is thicker than my wrist
>>344488896
the point was it wasn't even a game proper, they set an aritrary amount of time to complete some 'community' levels AND THEY STILL WENT OVER THE ESTIMATE
What happened to that European speed runners group that was going to start running events in the US? Somebody needs to compete with this faggoty no-fun-allowed organizers
What is with these nu-male effeminate sissy cuckboys on screen?
>>344488957
>those vagina bones
DELETE THIS
>>344488887
Jews being greedy is an old stereotype though, which people still know today. Like the irish being retarded ginger drunkards except millenia older.
>>344487823
kek Im perma banned for posting 3 emotes when the tranny was doing its run
>>344488654
>Super Mario Maker
fuck off
>>344488750
make me
>>344488816
trials, both megaman blocks,
>>>344489049
>Power Up Audio
they make sure the audio isn't a trainwreck. In the past it has been an issue
>World 9 Gaming
I think they supply shit for the practice/casual rooms
dunno what the other guys do.
>>344488816
Trials and Pikmin were just terribly boring, a complete waste of time. At least with shit like Ty it was a funny trainwreck.
America: where even monitors will applaud you
>>344489059
There's a penis hidden there m80
>>344489032
what's your point? he still choked by getting hit
>>344488957
>thought that was a hand until i read >>344489127
>>344489020
>picture of a panda
?
>>344488957
Paint your models rather than posing naked with them faggot.
>>344489146
You can make good edits fast
>that Jew underneath the table telling us to donate 200k
fuck off jew
(someone post the .gif)
How can I fast forward through this awkward shilling bullshit?
>>344489015
I should have disqualified any tranny runs when I specified worst run, I refuse to watch them
>>344488214
>GDQ will never be this comfy and fun again
fuck donations, fuck doctors, fuck SJWs, fuck production values, fuck charity, I want this shit again
Rumor is going around some kid in a diaper with a FrankerZ mask is at AGDQ. The stench is unbearable. They say he appeared sometime last night... Could it be the legendary washed up Siglemic?
>>344488917
Whenever I see a retard wearing a beanie it's some loser that hangs out at Starbucks on his parents' dime with some inevitably nigger-tier aspiration like "video game artist" and he's so close to making it.
GET TO THE FUCKING RUN
>>344489030
Nothing is worse than a manbun. I'd rather see a fedora on top of a beanie than a manbun.
>>344489076
The older route had you backtracking a bit more and was a bit safer, this current route has incredibly little backtracking only stopping to get the necessities.
The only way it could be faster and safer is if they started doing wrong-warping, which I guess is possible with x-ray scope.
>>344489226
mute until later
>>344489191
kek
>>344489146
Let the Force fllloooowww through you
>>344488458
http://exhentai.org/g/952134/785ac270e1/
>>344489020
>big breasts
>urination
>milf
sometimes you're alright
>>344489208
google how to get past the panda
cry when it doesnt work anyways
>>344489208
You're welcome
>>344489116
You mean ESA? That's later this month, like a week after EVO.
>that sweaty autist touching all the prizes
no thanks.
Where is Mike Uyama?
CMON goys, give us MORE of your SHEKELS. We can still make it in time.
I hope they don't reach the money amount to teach them a lesson about these ridiculous requirements
anyone got any gender bend doujins?
>Skybilz announcing
LOL THE ROOM IS EMPTY
NO MORE DONATIONS
>Caleb on the couch for SMRPG
Fucking
Why
>>344488816
Trials, I can't fathom how it could even qualify as a speedrun.
>>344489208
learn the internet.
>>344488145
/tv/ and /pol/
i-is that cyghfer
>3 hours of mario rpg
idgaf if they make sm64, no way i'm staying up til 3 AM to see it
what the fuck is this waaah shit they keep doing????
SAY IT
>tfw not sure whether I should start a new game in FTL or watch the stream
And I'm running on a crapper computer right now. Desktop is unavailable, so I can't do both or my GPU will explode.
How awkward is going to be when they don't have the money after the run is done and they just stretch the banter as long as possible in the dire hope that it will get there?
That Mallow plushie makes me want to puke
>>344489345
Hiding from the community even though he's at the marathon and is fat.
>>344489380
super mawio rpg
>>344489276
I thought Wrong wrap was banned and is considered a totally different category. Am I wrong?
>>344489419
FTL captains edition go
>SMRPG
>RPG
>"speed"run
>From anonymous
>Metrics here
somebody add
>WAAAAAAH
I should really just watch the VODs, I can't stand the GDQ crew.
>We have a $2000 donation from Anonymous
>Hey guys, Mentrix here
>>344488145
/vg/ and /int/
>2k from anonymous
hmm, really makes you think
I NEED THIS
>>344489373
>empty room
>supposed to be the last run
>pretty much primetime
>tomorrow is a weekend day so pretty much nobody has to go back to work/school/whatever
Fucking trainwreck.
>>344488485
What happened at Ty? Do we have VOD?
>>344489260
well sig was streaming about mid day GMT so unless he lives near by i doubt
>>344489345
Collecting his $147,000 USD for doing absolutely nothing at all.
>>344489104
No one cares how blown out your prostate container is.
>2000 anonymous donation
>>344489345
sitting in his mansion counting all his profit.
>>344489385
>>344489325
>>344489314
>falling for the oldest meme in the book
neo/v/ please leave
>>344488485
> Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Local Autist Ruins Everything: The Run)
What happened during the Ty run?
Is "WAAAAHHH xD" the best meme that came from this event?
>>344488816
Trials and the runs with trannies. Also the ones with that nerdy commentator, he's just annoying.
>>344489380
he speedruns the game too
>>344488069
when you get naked, slut.
>>344489453
sounds fun.
>>344488069
>it's a who can hold ctrl/space the hardest to scroll through text event
Sounds fascinating.
>>344489380
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
SAY IT
>one of the best Mario RPGs
>room half empty
>possibly last run
time to get comfy, might play something myself.
>>344489419
3 hour jrpg, just check back in to see if the sm64 race gets met and watch that if/when it happens.
>threads's moving so fast nobody will know I'm actually a flock of very small birds
>>344489456
>can't speedrun RPGs
are you braindead
>>344489508
im just trying to help
besides these threads always attract new in droves
>>344489515
Owen Wilson is the true king meme of this SGDQ
>>344489508
>thinking the panda is a meme
lol
>>344489020
hit me with the mostvanilla, handholding, loveydovyshit that you've witnessed to date senpai
wtf that guy looks just like stiv
>Go do boring real life things while they play FF6
>Forget about Super Metroid
Hol up
>>344489515
the tranny meme was pretty dope
Something Artistic? More like Something Autistic!
>Saturday night
>autists obviously aren't going out
>room still empty
Lol get rekt this event is a dud.
W-what do I do when it's over?
Where is my beautiful waifu Plaid Girl?
>>344487924
There hasn't been one for like years now, why would they suddenly have one?
I think the last bonus stream was AGDQ... 2015? And it was just a few hours long.
>donate 20 dollarydoos and this mallow doll can be yours
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
who is the announcer?
>>344489486
Too much to describe, just go watch it.
>>344488816
Ty was the typical autism that's to be expected of GDQ events. Trials was a disaster
is that cyghfer back from the grave?
>>344489515
Nah, it's not even funny at all.
WAWAWAWAWA!
>>344489512
Runner just decided not to give a fuck about the Pacifist incentive and claimed he would donate a dollar for every enemy he killed like he was being some sort of hero.
>WAHHH
>not ending with puwexil running an rpg
It's not the same
>3 hours of WAAAAH
>>344489627
JUST
>>344489652
They're waiting for SM64, idiot.
>>344489646
this isnt real
>>344489653
You start watching the runs you missed
>>344488842
It's not a 5 minute nes game
>Autists find an excuse to cry like babies
>>344489260
Oh shit, I totally forgot about the Ssskinner clusterfuck back in 2013.
>>344489573
>RPG
>speed
>>344489415
SREGGIN
R
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G
N
I
G
>>344489690
Yes, he went to anime land, traveled the world, disappeared to a meditation retreat, and is finally back to not speedrun some more.
>all these WAAHs already
>3:15:00
>>344489492
You shut your whore mouth.
>>344489730
Fitting end for our lives, don't you think?
>all these subpar SMRPG players get mics
>based Cygher doesn't
Run ruined from the get go
>3 hours of WAAAAAAAAAH
Just end it desu
>>344489714
and that improves things a lot
Why do autists at these events take stuff like that Waluigi meme and beat it into the ground?
>>344489763
like they need excuses
Do you think we'd get the 4-way Mario 64 run?
>>344489683
Is it up somewhere?
>loud twitch chat meme for 3 hours
I never realized how much of a meme Waluigi was until now.
who else is gonna fap for three hours?
any tips/technique? Edging seems like it would only get about 45 minutes before failing
>>344489747
Yeah it was wigger. They realized they fucked up the spelling and deleted it shortly afterward. They missed the l in Wiggler.
>"neither waluigi or luigi are in this game"
But that's wrong
"SPEED""RUN"
>Wario & Waluigi game in the style of the Mario & Luigi RPG games
Would you buy it?
>100k raised already
Looks like we're gonna get Mario
And all the energy is gone.
POST WAAAH
>Praise audio team
>Streamer asks for better audio
>>344488357
I'd never seen Trauma Center before, and I didn't have audio on, but everytime I looked over at it he was cutting and stitching shit like a madman.
>>344488654
Super Mario Maker was top tier until the 4-2 but man watching that comeback was just hype as fuck. Ended at high tier. Come on its like a once a year only eSport, its pretty cool. It mixes creativity with player skills.
I would say this Super Metroid was Top Tier, how can you not get hype about the masterful skill and brutal difficulty. I actually wasn't sure if Behemoth could do it then he did.
>>344489646
>WiggerWednesday
please tell me that was a real tweet
>>344489465
jesus if I won that as a raffle (not that I care enough to donate anyway) I would just burn it
>>344489730
Somebody should shot every fucking guy who says wahh
you need a lot of autism and patience to be able to speedrun a 4 hour game. like holy fuckamoly family
>>344489820
step your edge game up senpai
OH GOD 3 HOURS OF THIS SHIT.
#HOURSOFSHIT
FUCKING WAAFAGS
>>344489803
>Why do autists
>autists
found your answer
>>344489778
>almost 4 hour ocarina ''''''glitchless'''''' run
>mario RPG 3 hours
I can't do this, not again
>yet another """"""""speedrun""""""" of a RPG
>>344489656
stuffing her thermos in her cunt
>>344489874
It was
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/nintendo-twitter-wigger-wednesday/
>literally can't hear the game
>homos on couch audio jacked way up
Thanks Audio Niggers
>>344489872
Eh, I never got into Mario Maker, and I didn't think the run warranted watching.
>>344489797
umaya go and stay go
>>344489837
>buy
>nintendo
nope
>>344489840
Mario RPG is shit.
>>344489889
But half of /v/ would die
>>344489852
>We need another 150K to play a bonus one run stream guise srsly
>>344489820
>>344489906
No kidding. 45 minutes can hardly be considered edging.
>>344489413
but anon its a Saturday.
What the fuck are you doing tomorrow thats too important to miss this?
>>344489345
He has like the worse case of mono in the history of the world.
>>344489815
It's literally a guarantee, the incentive will mysteriously meet its goal and even more donations will roll in during SM64 from nostalgiafags and normies.
>>344489837
I'd buy it. I'm hoping they make an appearance as a rival duo in the next M&L game
>>344489837
I don't understand how they're supposed to be evil versions of Mario and Luigi. I've never seen them do anything evil or be antagonists. It's always bowser or something like that
>>344489941
>thermos
It's just a water bottle dude
FUNGAH
>>344489617
you missed the biggest choke in GDQ history
didn't this suck to watch last year? some guy just counting each hit/button tap for the time. why didn't we learn from history?
>audio fucking up after the audio guys dicksucking
rofl
>>344489990
how long can you fucking edge then?
>>344489982
Let them this place is cancer
>they need like $150,000 in 3 hours
>they'll stretch this shit out no matter what to reach that incentive
>>344490029
If you count Smash, Wario was a turbo dick.
IS THAT CYGHFER?
Is that a tranny reading the donations? Doesn't sound like something with XX chromosomes
>i've missed every super metroid run where kill the animals won
feels bad mang
>>344489874
abso-fucking-lutely
they deleted it in panic but a twitter search for "#WiggerWednesday" with time constraints should bring up the aftermath
>>344490029
Because liking junk food and farting is evil, anon
Even though Mario is fat, too
Cyghfer when are you going to continue Mother 3
BicPhucingBallz
lol that name
>Japanese saves over eight minutes
Jeez.
>>344489803
>autist
>meme
>beat it to the ground
Pick 3
>>344490029
Wario did stuff in Super Mario Land 2.
>>344490140
You're getting way too fucking paranoid /v/
BANNED
>>344490169
i know that feel
Serious question, what percent of people at sgdq are autistic?
>>344490130
It is, but because he renounced his speedboi status, they won't give him a mic.
He might go total Goose and call everyone degenerates.
How long is the mario run?
>>344490103
Coincidentally ~3 hours. I inevitably need to get up to do other shit at work.
>>344490118
They'll easily reach it.
Even if Mike has to anonymously donate himself.
Having a marathon make less than the previous one would legitimize some of the complaints detractors make.
>>344490141
Imagine it being a run where you pretend the memes don't exist.
Because that's what it is.
>>344489942
top kek
>>344490140
Yes man, everything is a tranny now
>iateyourpie
>relevant
>>344487823
>Now: Super Mario RPG
>400 posts
>game only just started
What
>>344490118
Even if by a miracle they don't make it, they'll add fake donations until they can get that far.
>>344490218
Around 38%. Surprisingly low.
>>344490118
good news, SGDQ can end literally any time you want
>>344490103
My PB is 2h15m
>>344489973
holy shit i just read an article about this
someone at nintendo is fucking based.
>they deleted pics of peach getting captured by bowser in case the same happens in women's history month
>>344490110
Sakura was my first 2D crush.
>you are now remembering Cyghfer's Gimmick run from years ago
>>344490180
what did he do?
literally our bois and god gamers caleb and caleb on the couch, ooh baby
>>344490130
holy shit it is
>>344490253
>I don't know how threads work
First time on 4chan bud?
>>344490253
There were three interviews before it
>>344490140
She's a heavy smoker.
>>344490118
They'll just tack on whatever extra from the promotional sales and go from there.
>>344490287
Cyghfer might actually be the best all around speedrunner ever
>>344490004
>not waking up early sundays to celebrate the sacrifice of our lord and savior jesus christ
I WANT ALL ATHEIST DEGENERATES TO GET THE FUCK OUT
>>344490029
>I've never seen them do anything evil or be antagonists
Pic related, and there's Mario Party 3 for Waluigi.
>>344489990
Edging only makes my orgasms feel like nothing and in the end there's only a big mess.
>>344490327
caleb hart more like gayleb fart
There a reason they start the timer at power-on for this game?
>>344490282
dumb pedo poster
>>344490172
less texts overall
Its an RPG, less textboxes the better
Are there even any actual glitches or stuff in SMRPG or are they just fucking playing the game
>>344490327
>Caleb actually has sleeves
Holy shit. Didn't recognize him
>>344490336
Oh really? Were they actually interviewing relevant people or just stalling out setup time?
>>344488145
/vr/ and /k/.
what run did this shit "WAAAH" meme come from?
>>344490425
GDQ staff had to tranquilize him and force it on him after his male shoulders were exposed and Twitch complained.
>>344490365
A game where Mario is wearing a bucket on his head!
>>344490367
It's not about the destination. If you don't find pleasure in the act itself then don't do it.
This couch is getting me sad.
>>344490389
Game starts when console is turned on.
>>344490389
Japan
>you are now remembering Cyghfer and Blechy's Goof Troop run
>>344490456
Thousand year door last summer. And tumblr.
>>344490363
Since when has bliny kot/Kot jazz become /v/ favourite meme?
>>344490456
Wario World, I think.
>>344488816
Tetris
>>344490523
>Update
>>344490414
There's one glitch involving Peach that was found recently, but it doesn't kick in until Johnny's pirate ship
How come they never made another SMRPG?
>>344489173
i bet you'd like it if Istuffed my fat throbbing cock down your throat, plugged your nose, and made you choke on it till you passed outyou fucking fag.
>>344490456
Trinna the Tranny run of Mario Land I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofbhkbk42Jc
Be honest, /v/, would you dress up as samus and let Behemoth fuck you?
>>344490523
easy Top 10 GDQ Run t b h
>>344490563
Squaresoft liscencing.
I really would donate for someone to smash a hammer into that ginger niggers head.
>>344490276
My pb is 2pumps.
Get on my level senpai
>Lackattack24
Wtf happened to krakattack aka Adam Sandler aka Pablo?
>>344490276
was it Tool Assisted?
Remember at SGDQ 2013 when they raised like 300k over 24 hours for siglemic to do a 120 star run? Imagine how much they could raise in 2016 if that diaper fetishist was still popular.
>>344490563
Square and Nintendo stopped working together for half a decade or more.
>>344490604
Robots don't have vaginas
>>344490530
I like blini kot
Cyghfer isn't based. He's one of the reasons our (/srg/'s) boi ControllerHead was permanently banned from these events, he quit speedrunning but insists on lingering in the community for attention, and he joined a cult.
>>344490493
I do feel good, especially when I'm really into it (if I don't do it for like 3 days). But it'd be nice to have a good orgasm too, you know?
>>344490571s-shut up
>>344490489
Wario shoved his head inside the bucket. You have to control that fairy and guide him throught the stages.
>SGDQ passed without a single noteworthy thing happening
huh...
>>344490353
I honestly think he is, the games he got good at are all fucking hard.
>>344490530
>bliny kot/Kot jazz
this meme is as mainstream as pepe now, you shouldn't be surprised
>>344490691
t. ControllerHead
>>344490563
Because it's jointly licensed between Square and Nintendo so you need both parties to agree to any new licensed properties and they had a falling out.
>>344490456
I think someone donated to make that fat slut read a WAH comment, people started spamming it, and during the tranny run of Super Mario land he spammed it all the time.
>>344490414
Seriously why the fuck is this game here
>>344490238
Can't you potentially fuck up your prostate if you edge for that long?
>>344490728
There was that one tranny thing in FO3
>>344490728
Yep. Awful shame.
>>344490691
t. ViolentAlcoholicHead
>>344490240
>Having a marathon make less than the previous one would legitimize some of the complaints detractors make.
That already happened though. AGDQ 2016 made less than AGDQ 2015.
>>344490728
Nothing new they can do really except a few new games. Youve seen all the tricks from all the games you care about, so its not interesting short of scandals/drama.
This game has too much fucking dialogue.
>>344490792
cause it's popular.
>>344490728
Didn't we learn about the Sam and Tolki debacle after that GDQ was done? Well, I don't think we are getting anything like that anyway
>>344490282
She was my very first 2D crush too, i thought fuck yeah he's my age i want a sakura gf
>>344490854
Welcome to RPGs
>>344490854
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WAAOOOW REALLY MAKES YOU THINK HUH OWEN. 2nd gen millennials, everyone.
>Someone literally thought a mario rpg was a good idea
Who comes up with this shit?
>>344490810
Depends on your individual physiology. If you're not the type of guy to precum a lot, edging for that long can cause some troublesome symptoms both immediately and long-term. Epididymitis isn't pleasant.
I wannarideCroco!
>4 hour run
>40 minutes of choke
>3 hour run
>(((incentive))) run
l m a o
>>344490707
yeah you probably don't want your nose plugged so you can smellthose fat hairy nuts slapping against your chinyou braindead cockloving queer.
>>344490958
Calm down memeing Redditor autist.
New:
>>344490796
>>344490796
>>344490796
>>344490691
nice one literal retard
this is boring tbqh
>>344490838
Jesus Christ. You two people are fucking losers. Even by R9K standards.
>>344490686
>>344490757
Don't think that I'm complaining. I love the kot. He's adorable.
>>344490958
>2nd gen millennials
Those are called gen Zers
>>344490282
i wish to be stomped into paste by sakura after she uses the big card
>>344490905
>wanting to fuck Sakura
>not Yukito
what are you, gay
>>344491058
Nobody knows you're not a qt when you post anonymously
>>344491114
People like you ruined giantess porn.
>>344490506
most of the time they start when the first input is registered. Thus the validity of his question.
>>344490767
Well they're cool again, the problem now is that Nintendo is no longer interested in making good games.
>>344490297
He stole Mario's house.
>>344491264
i've been inserting my fetish where it doesn't belong for 7 years now
>>344490563
alphadream is made up of the old mario RPG devs and they make the mario & luigi games now
>>344490728
not really of much note, but the Jak and Daxter run was pretty much a throwback of what GDQ runs use to be like. The whole event has been so sterilized though that some people might consider it a crazy out break though.
>>344491398
Can you give me a couple runs to watch from previous gdq's that I can see what you're talking about from?
>>344490141
lol wow
>>344490817
In retrospect, it wasn't that big of a deal as /v/ made it out to be
>>344490848
not really what i meant. the jack and daxter run was the highlight.
i'm not asking for any gossip shit but just some shenanigans like the Tomba 2 run.
i'm sure it was fun for the people who haven't watched them the past 3 years.
why is pie's commentary so snug?
There's a Black Lives Matter live feed going on facebook right now, but there is always SGDQ going on as well.
Obviously I"m going to choose the later, since SGDQ comes only twice per year.
>>344492543
Wait til "Frame Lives Matter" becomes a thing at these events
Honestly, they ran Chrono Trigger to end an event before. That was fantastic. Few RPG has those magic moments.
>>344492543
Link it
![[contemplative jazzy kirby music].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/INXQP60.jpg "[contemplative jazzy kirby music]")
