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Ocarina of Time forever
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>back room gambling
THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL
"""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""""""""
lmao
>glitchless
>/v/ hates mario
>/v/ hates mega man
>/v/ hates kirby
>/v/ hates zelda
>/v/ has absolutely no complaints of 2 dooms and 2 doom clones followed by a gorillion of the same glitchfest first person shooters
I know some of you are just shitposting for attention, but some of you are being sincere and you need to fuck off back to whatever shitheap you came from.
>Narcissa donation
Welp I'm out. fuck this place.
thanks cosmo
ITS HAPPENING
>glitchless
>her
who's this girl announcer
Why are they playing the MingLee version?
Ocarina of Time is a good game, 8/10. But it doesn't deserve the status of perfect because of various issues, like unskippable cutscenes. "Being an old game" only works with the N64 release, but doesn't defend the 3DS remaster which has the same exact problems.
Agree or not? Share your thoughts.
WinWaker Cosmo PogChamp
>THAT DONATION
>all those deleted messages after that donation
Those anonymous donations sure aren't GDQ LLC
>comso donation
>everyone is silent as fuck
AYYY
>Glitchless Any%
>Still abuses bugs
Can this guy get banned now?
>narcissa gets mentioned in donation
>half of chat is timed out
top tippity kek
>that Narcissa donation
Its like an obituary.
NARCISSA
> her
>post Cosmo
>get banned
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Announcer clearly didn't know who Narcissa is >_>
>>344368735
shit I missed it what was the donation?
qt sneakypie plaid gf
Dude......for twice a day this week, I've been coming to /v/ and asking for cringy and awkward shit from this sgdq and I gotta tell you.....
I made a terrible mistake. A big mistake, this is too much shit to handle. I didn't know it was gonna be like this, anon.
>>344368686
/v/ has an irrational love for kirby idk what the fuck you're on about
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Pepsimeme
Demon's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Actraiser
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion (Shilling)
>cosmo mentioned
>massive surge in <message deleted> in chat
lamo
Literally, LITERALLY only making a donation to encourage shitposting
>our orc-a-rina
>>344368686
I don't think """"/v/""""" hates mario, megaman nor kirby. Zelda on the other hand is objectively shit.
>cosmo is the only zelda speedrunner /v/ knows
holy shit why do I even bother with this board
>calls cosmo a "she"
>then says its a hero
lel.
>>344368713
10/10 when I first played it
8/10 after so many years
Still good tho
>>344368686
>treating /v/ as one person
if you want a worthless echo chamber to bounce your own opinions back to you, fuck off to reddit faggot
Find ONE flaw.
>>344368803
bruh........
>Cosmo twitch emote is a bannable offence in chat
Jesus Christ
>>344368890
>no dick
>>344368795
of course she knew who narcissa is. why do you think she read the donation? she probably doesn't have anything against trans people like people on /v/ do
>>344368702
yellowkillerbee i'm guessing
>>344368691
>>344368715
>>344368742
>>344368784
>>344368814
>>344368870
user was timed out
Reminder all categories are arbitrary, and this one is the worst.
Allowed Techniques:
-Power Crouch Stabbing
-Roll invincibility
-Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
-Shield dropping
-Using broken deku stick
-Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Damage boosting
-Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
-Damage Buffering
-Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
-Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
-Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
-Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
-Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
-Opening flaming treasure chests
Banned Techniques:
-Infinite Sword Glitch
-Megaflip
-Ground jump
-Hoverboost
-Superslide
-Hovering
-Crossing Haunted Wasterland as child
-Rescuing the Carpenters as child
-Going Out of Bounds
-Going through a wall
-Getting the Big Key in the Shadow Temple without Din's fire
-Stepping onto an outer wall of area (e.g. early Shadow Temple)
-Diving with navi, ocarina, bottle, or magic items
-Flame storage
-Reverse Bottle Adventure
-Getting the Gold Scale as a child
-Something except for a sword on B (excluding normal circumstances like riding Epona)
-Changing items into bottles
-Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
-Catching something in a bottle during a cutscene (e.g. early basement in the Forest Temple)
-Using a bottled item to hold down a switch
-Ocarina Items
-Z-slide
-A-slide
-Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
-Getting Zora Tunic without blue fire
-Falling through the green slimy thing with a fairy in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Skipping the "trials" in Ganon's castle
-Dying while standing on a switch in order to skip pushing a block onto it
-Dying with a fairy to damage boost Link to an otherwise unreachable ledge (e.g. boosting up to the switch in the main room of Dodongo's Cavern)
Quick, tell me a sadpanda tag.
>>344368813
cheers anon, I needed a nice recap of which VODs are worthy to watch later
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to be a girl.
>>344368743
>Waaaaah this speedrunner is skipping this completely undemanding cutscene please ban
Kill yourself weebshitter
>>344368945
Video games
>>344368813
You haven't seen Curse of Issyos, have you?
Give it a watch when you get the chance. It's Top Tier for the banter alone.
>>344368945
incest
REPOSTING
it doesn't employ anything that the developers didn't intend, it just joins them in a way that they didn't intend.
glitches are things that the developers didn't intend.
I miss cosmo, he was like the one guy that knew how to make speedrunning seem fun while having his own geeky anti-charisma.
Ive been banned for 4000sec for that kek donation
>>344368945
tanlines
why didnt she get a slot for sgdq?
>>344368942
my mind wanders
>>344368937
>>344368702
>yellowkillerbee i'm guessing
>>344368937
you guessed wrong
>>344368945
Kemoshota
>>344368945
banana pie
>>344368942
>skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
How arbitrary can you fucking get?
Any% isn't arbitrary imo, since it allows everything possible.
>>344369058
becuase shes not a tranny.
>>344368890
Not real and my gf. That's two.
>/v/ suddenly full of twitch chat posters
kill yourselves desu trees
>>344369030
I missed it. What did you say?
>>344368890
Where can I put my dick when I'm bored with blowjobs?
>>344368996
Those two were hilarious. One snide cunt and one literal robot. Their interview after was great too, the interviewer had no idea how to handle their constant banter.
It also helps explain why the Jak and Daxter run was good, Pcull was involved in both of them.
>>344369097
Holy shit fuck you and fuck that pos
>>344369030
You got banned for mentioning the donation, or you got banned for actually donating?
Because if it's the latter, that's fucked up. If it's the former, serves you right for not knowing gdq chat mods are nazi thought police.
>>344368890
Too old
>>344369058
Because the people setting it up are ugly, haggard, sociopathic women devoted to inflating their ego, not actually helping people. Prettier women are a threat.
>>344369058
Failed the penis inspection
>>344369058
Because she has a vagina.
You will never be as alpha/drunk as stiv and intimidate cosmo to the point of insanity.
https://vimeo.com/95646490
>>344369141
Im pretty sure a slit opens up
Like gills
why aren't there more girls becoming boys traps?
>>344369141
>doesn't know about paizuri
Boys can be cute girls too.
Cosmo is not one of them.
>>344369085
excuse me?
"Link... I'm afraid it's been... 7 years."
>>344368803
>tranniversary
I don't know how such a restricted gdq can produce such cringe, but the runners find a way.
>>344369134
Cosmo
>>344368945
moral degeneration
those long ass cutscenes are the reason I hate these games.
Zelda is the MGS of nintendo.
>>344369286
Because not everyone is a degenerate
>>344369346
WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>You are now older then Adult Link
>>344368813
That trails fusion run was the most boring shit I have ever seen at a gdq event.
>>344368813
DUDE CAR KEYS LMAO
>>344369141
right between these
>>344369410
Black Skin
Netotare
>>344369264
>wowee look at me i'm so drunk lmao xD
wtf is wrong with Americans
>>344368945scat
>>344369396
Literally everyone is a degenerate.
>>344369410
female:prostitution
>>344369058
No feminine penis
>>344369346
WOOOOOOAHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So what are must watch for this year GDQ.
Seen the late night Jax and Daxter
My list so far seems to be:
Deus Ex
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Was watching a little of Caveman's but i doubt there any way he lived up to the previous run.
>>344369365
So you just used his old name? lol it's a screen name, not like calling him his real name over his dumb new tranny name.
>>344369431speedrun/comments/4rvfli/trials_fusion_sgdq_2016/
>>344369410
Banana cream
>>344369410
Lactation
Feet
UniformI forgot my login HELP
>>344368942
>Using broken deku stick
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Opening flaming treasure chests
They're taking the piss, right?
>>344368686
Face it anon mario is milked more than cod people are getting tired
>They accepted a 4 hour OoT run just because it has a tranny in it
>>344369410
vanilla
The theme of trannies and traps continues with Shiek.
Agenda.
HEY, LISTEN!
I swear to god if I hear one more Navi impression
>>344368813
>pepsimeme not god tier
STOP
EL OH EL NAVI IS SO ANNOYING
who is this dumb cunt on the mic
if they wanted a 4 hour run of OOT, why cant they just do the 100% version of this game instead? this shit category is pretty boring
DUDE LET'S TAKE ONE OF THE MORE INTERESTING GLITCHFEST GAMES AND MAKE IT BORING AS FUCK LMAO
anyone have the drinking game rules?
>>344368813
How was Klonoa?
>>344369410Hand-holding.
>>344369461
imagine a reverse titfuck
>>344369410
Gender bend.
>>344368945
crossdressing
>>344369525
I don't think so or humanity would already be dead.
>>344369286
the rise of the feminine male is due to the sexual revolution of the female. Now that a female is allowed to pursue a mate of their choosing they will always flock to the most desirable mate available. This leaves the majority of males without mating individuals. The resulting psychological trauma of having no mating prospects drives males to "invent" them by taking on the role of the female partner.
>>344369516
They put alcohol on a pedestal, so being drunk seems like a passage into adulthood, so they exaggerate the drunkenness. In countries where alcohol is introduced earlier, this phase is more evened out and civilised.
Going to make a donation with some navi quotes, /v/. Wish me luck~
>>344369264
Jesus he's got a problem.
Can you stop?
>>344368813
LE CAR KEYS MAME HAHAHAHAHA
>>344369656
100% glitchless is like 5 hours, do you really want that?
>>344369775
You can do it anon!~ <3
>"pops up" a ledge in a glitchless run because the corner is fucked up
Excuse me?
>>344369286
For the same reason why speedruners play games on easy.
Choosing to play life on hard is just retarded
>>344369683
It was ok. A bit more mellow after that Jak and Daxter run, but Caveman was still enjoyable to listen to. I was content watching it.
>>344369775
Make sure to say "Hey! Listen!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
>>344369375
http://exhentai.org/g/896746/560ea1b0fc/
http://exhentai.org/g/873988/11227cf893/
http://exhentai.org/g/788140/3c98f329d2/
http://exhentai.org/g/914257/401a8beb78/
http://exhentai.org/g/564437/8878ce5375/
>>344369519
http://exhentai.org/g/948746/c6a8996a6a/
http://exhentai.org/g/791246/fe15ae3c5b/
http://exhentai.org/g/599464/eaa7b05793/
http://exhentai.org/g/671502/49e02e7f0b/
http://exhentai.org/g/168345/7f0b51afde/
http://exhentai.org/g/521380/8e7287c95c/
>>344369535
http://exhentai.org/g/607020/d5d24c72fa/
http://exhentai.org/g/691274/cbcb625954/
http://exhentai.org/g/852404/ef286bc94b/
http://exhentai.org/g/856518/9976047709/
http://exhentai.org/g/791638/9b66183fb5/
http://exhentai.org/g/766412/b362ebf7cf/
http://exhentai.org/g/761772/0d81d71ecb/
http://exhentai.org/g/760365/3ef483b5b2/
http://exhentai.org/g/754636/a87ec05473/
http://exhentai.org/g/734534/b22a121751/
http://exhentai.org/g/729078/41588e8529/
http://exhentai.org/g/718093/4d10f8baf0/
http://exhentai.org/g/717020/cc43bbc455/
http://exhentai.org/g/699661/5bbd5cb73b/
http://exhentai.org/g/605116/7477a25a63/
Text limit, ask for more.
>>344368686
I've loved just about everything today
>>344369821
i still dont get the car keys shit
>>344369715
This is actually an entirely natural occurrence and has been noted to occur in other species, thus the rise of traps and trannies is natural.
>>344369439
>this anon is still THIS MAD that bonesaw's run got in and his didn't
>this anon is fuming since Bonesaw got away with everything and got promoted
>>344369775
Don't.
If you do it I'll break his nose.
>>344369715
But usually that means they start dating men.
It doesn't explain why Chris went trans and still seeks other women to fuck.
>>344369861
trap
crossdressing
>>344369861
Cum inflation
>>344368813
Mario maker should go in high tier, not a speedrun but it was entertaining as fuck to watch
>>344369683
i find caveman's commentary really negative, so 5/10
>>344369903
It just means Chris is mentally ill to a higher level.
>>344369656
100% in a marathon setting would be more than 5 hours
and zfg doesnt come to sgdq and his pb is 20 minutes faster than everyone else
>>344368696
s...source ?
>>344369861
Trans
SJW
Tumblr
Owen Wilson almost killed himself a couple years ago because of his nose.
Why doesn't he just get plastic surgery?
GREAT FAIRY PEEING ON LINK
>Great Fairy
>>344369410
skindentation
forced_yuri
pipelining
contemplating_dog_knees
>>344369984
>Not a speedrun
Nope
this game is full of sexual innuendos
ITS NOT A GLITCH OK I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK
>>344369861
milf
>dem polygons
BAN THIS SEXIST PIG
>>344369861
fft threesome
>>344370072
>those torpedo tits
>>344369656
>>344370020
They're doing glitchless because its a run that hasn't been done at a gdq before, not specifically because of its length. And 100% would still be about 4:30 at worst if it was zfg.
>damage boost
>glitch
>>344368936
I don't really give a shit about trannies, but if you're going to be one, at least use a real name and not a special snowflake fake name nobody would ever name their kid
>Doing something completely unintended
>It's not a glitch
fuck off
>>344368945
coprophagia
>>344369552
I get nothing, what's the site?
>>344368686
>/v/ hates kirby
Look, I know this is bait but at least try
Kirby is probably one of the most beloved franchises on this site
>>344369557
>Pass
Ask for help in #e-hentai IRC.
http://exhentai.org/g/555603/305727ddf8/
http://exhentai.org/g/935496/634f86469c/
http://exhentai.org/g/850853/85588425ad/
http://exhentai.org/g/840158/6f60a8b16e/
http://exhentai.org/g/823089/16226951b6/
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http://exhentai.org/g/561750/7203711cb2/
http://exhentai.org/g/483356/a4eea42a15/
>>344369697
http://exhentai.org/g/889443/2812ad9f32/
http://exhentai.org/g/816662/63e20f35c6/
http://exhentai.org/g/735802/074e318744/
http://exhentai.org/g/769517/28116b23cf/
http://exhentai.org/g/309482/12f35b0e6b/
http://exhentai.org/g/934026/923b90812f/
>>344369698
http://exhentai.org/g/895628/bccc9e8cdf/
http://exhentai.org/g/934816/056b9f908e/
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http://exhentai.org/g/861387/7c5a0adeb8/
http://exhentai.org/g/756761/7d32447e06/
http://exhentai.org/g/896746/560ea1b0fc/
http://exhentai.org/g/834987/b1ca110ea3/
http://exhentai.org/g/822604/fdf0399c97/
http://exhentai.org/g/767170/73f3aa375f/
http://exhentai.org/g/686834/9caf3fb20d/
Bad luck, text limit.
this runs great wow
>>344368481
>I know let's run the exact same game the exact same way for 1000th time
STOP FUCKING RUNNING THIS GAME
FOR FUCK SAKES AT LEAST RUN TWILIGHT PRINCESS OR ORACLE OF AGES/SEASONS
EXPLOITS NOT GLITCHES
>being able to grab a ledge while being stunned from a bomb was totally intended guys
>>344370253
leddit /r/
>>344370262
le sad panda seekrit klub XDD
were so 1337!
>>344370203
>And 100% would still be about 4:30 at worst if it was zfg.
lmao nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U2ufR5sC4A
>>344368890
She's an adult.
>>344369852
I've missed the vast majority of runs due to work the past week, and am going to have a long go through of VODs. Was J&D really that good?
>>344370262
Futa
He can't even play the fucking song, this guy blows.
>>344370323
mad cause retarded
maximum cringe
>>344370203
This isn't glitchless. This is just a really bad runner doing any%.
>>344370323
trying to hard, my man
I appreciate the effort, could trick a few
Why do they always read these fucking small-fry donations?
End it
>>344368813
>Wow
Also Gimmick is an amazing run. truly requires skill to play
>>344370287
Haha car keys
>>344370287
My wife's snores don't let me sleep
>that donation
what in the fuck was that donation
what a cringey fuckin message
C R I N G E
>that donation
People who send donations like that should be shot i think
jesus christ this announcer is awful. fucking attention whore, she got so wet hearing herself read that donation
Fuck that donation man
She should come on camera to read her donations. Hnnnnnng
>cramming tons of memes in one comment
Is it possible to speedrun Adventure mode in Super Smash Bros Melee?
>>344370342
That was a year and a half ago, zfg has gotten much better and the record has gone down 15 minutes.
peak of autism donations right here
le cringe xd
>>344370262
Female crossdressing/traps
>>344370450
Solid 7
>>344370421
Fuck I missed it, what was it
>>344369965
Already did this one.
>>344369972
http://exhentai.org/g/934051/d8b74a74e0/
http://exhentai.org/g/801244/95e66ab12d/
http://exhentai.org/g/794200/2a129e1cd8/
http://exhentai.org/g/732115/0ea9462170/
http://exhentai.org/g/747163/4aa4913f03/
http://exhentai.org/g/752833/a467da8f3f/
http://exhentai.org/g/695897/68401bdd52/
http://exhentai.org/g/460087/a13e0732d8/
http://exhentai.org/g/302388/8f43d3317f/
http://exhentai.org/g/94552/a7e6a84284/
http://exhentai.org/g/361038/9c77c9b07c/
>It's a """""anonymous"""""" donations AQDQ
>>344370501
>>344370501
BUMP FOR THIS i was pissing
>>344370080
>forced_yuri
>no hits found
why did you get my hopes up anon
>>344370223
SOURCE
Someone clarify this to me. It's okay to be a terrible runner as long as you call it a glitchless any%?
>>344370501
Some fag made a paragraph using all Zelda games's titles.
>>344370438
The horrible part is she's better than the previous announcer
>>344370450
Plaid girl is cuter
>>344370474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig1WQHwGvAo
Yeah, fuzzyness is pretty okay.
what was the donation
>>344370451
>Game titles are memes
What
>>344370498
nose knocks her down to a 5
>>344370474
I know some Melee pro players run it
>>344370503
urethra insertion
>>344370397
You're acting as if that was the only joke
I fucking hate how /v/ shits on legitimately great things to spite who enjoy them, it's the attitude of an obnoxious teenager.
But there are chill people too.
>>344370450
You are the problem with GDQ, congrats.
>>344370342
zfg is a fag dude, clint stevens cucked him hard
>>344370482
it has gone down 10 minutes
and you see, it's a marathon
it's more stressful and there are no resets if you fail a glitch or get bad rng
>>344369552
>Minutes before we went live. TheBoshos, 2nd ninja rider, was asked to change his shirt for unspecified reasons. Most likely reasons are because the shirt was creepy and inappropriate. It was a full blown up picture of JonBenet Ramsey's face. Look it up if you don't know who that is. This was the shirt https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0290/8145/products/paome_0b7d1e80-69b9-0132-b97d-7a9935f44f92place_JwnIy5YEQLaQ5ecAjZ49_JonBenet_20green_20background6.png?v=1418999234
top kek
cucked by a helmet
>>344370593
>>344370503
female:urethra insertion
How was pepsiman? I missed it
>/v/ takes a break from spamming exhentai links to say someone donating to charity is cringy
pffft hahahaha keep being autistic
>>344370503
minigirl
>>344370503
Santa outfits + Christmascake/OL
Alternatively, Santa outfits + brown skin
Why can people watch Zelda over and over and over and over again and find it entertaining? Is that AUTISM? Serious question?
>>344370708
FMV/10. Also, good/10.
Where is this tranny that everyone is talking about rn?
>>344368481
How can they call this shit glitchless?
>Exploits aren't glitches!!
>It's not a glitch if we say on our FAQ it isn't a glitch!
Are they serious?
>>344370708
Solid 8
>>344370450
got her twitter/instagram, senpai?
>>344370708
best run of the event
How do I become a trap?
>>344370737
not everyone has seen it run
this category has never been run at GDQ
Best zelda game
none of those other runs come close in terms of depth of mechanics
>>344370737
I bet a large portion of the audience doesn't watch every run, every GDQ
>>344370737
tfw youve never played OOT
i just wish it was english so i could understand the story
>HE CALLED IT A GLITCH
WHAT THE FUCK
>>344370737
Because it's silly and cooky and nostalgic and nintendo, man xD xD ROFL
>>344370737
They're just pretending to like it because everyone else is pretending.
>>344370652
>clint cucked zfg
>even though clint quit as soon as zfg came back to 100% and beat his old record in a few weeks
>>344370768
Blogging on Twitter, Cosmo retired to be a faggot after JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS annihilated him at NWC15.
>>344370870
female: huge balls
>>344370737
People watch sports over and over again and love it.
>>344370262
I CREATED A FUCKING ACCOUNT AND IT SAYS NO USER EXISTS BY THIS NAME DESPITE BEING SIGNED IN ON THE FORUM
COME ON
>>344370652
>>>>clint stevents
>only ran one category
>learned the route watching zfg's pb
>didnt care about the game at all, only wanted the record
>quit 4 months ago
>>344370550
What kind of fag actually does that
>>344370913
clint cucked him out of viewers lmao
who cares about speedruns
>>344370785
>well the developers intended on bombs blowing you back on impact so
>let me use this opportunity to use this to get up a platform i'm not supposed to get to from here
>>344370837
>none of those other runs come close in terms of depth of mechanics
Mechanics? How so? You mean the game is the most broken of all other games at GDQ?
>>344370882Yeah that's what I thought.
>>344370935
Oh wait THIS is autism?
>>344370935
Wow that's pretty terrible.
Thanks anon
>>344370935
Reading it again, half of this doesn't even make any sense
>>344370837
>none of the other runs come close in terms of depth of mechanics
Ironic that the deepest game is also the most boring and probably the longest.
>>344370890
>>344370737
Dumb cartoon poster
el epin genderfluid person of cringie
>>344368481
>glitchless
>Cosmo
>WinWaker
>>344370809
No, some anon posted her a few threads ago though. Don't know her name, but I know it's not Edobean. There's some spreadsheet with all the readers' names IIRC.
are they going to try and rush to 1 million for the end of tomorrow?
>>344370548
who cares post more bunneh
>OAKarin
Wow wtf
>>344370870
I once read a /ss/ where the husband and the mc were playing shogi. Since the husband got so absorbed in the game the wife and shota started fucking in front of him and he didn't notice, can you give me sauce?
I wonder how many of these high donation amounts like 1000 or 5000 are going to be chargebacks
>>344370870elf
>>344371052
>this post
>>344370992
>clint cucked him out of viewers lmao
how? they stream at completely different tines
>>344371054
Are they really banning for glitchless?
>nonchalantly saying "just under $39,000 left to go"
What the fuck
>>344369410
muscle/fit girls
>>344370935
>(...), we see our hero dawn Majora's Mask
>dawn
>>344371063
The Moneywhores will orgasm as soon as Super Memetroid starts.
>All these Sheik jokes
>Nobody's said he's Owen Wilson
>No drawfag has drawn Owen Wilson as Shiek
>>344371126
Not yet.
>another 1k+ ''''''''''anonymous'''''''''' donation
>>344371110
>cringe for ants
There's been a shitton donated today, fuck.
I really hope they don't break a mil.
>>344371175
Owen Sheikson
>>344371125
clint got like 2k while he was running zelda
fucking insane while he was brand new at the time. now he plays random shit and still gets more views than zfg
>>344371175
But Anon, mentioning a celebrity isn't professional, and they could send their lawyers after us!
>Orkarina
what did they mean by this
>cumdumpster keeps saying ocarina wrong
jeeeeeeeesus
>Vulvawjia
Why can nobody pronounce anything?
>censored fire temple music
>>344371228
is there a pheromone for cringe?
Has anything else good happened since jak and daxter?
Can this even be considered a run? It's more of a let's play.
I just realized they are WAY behind on their total donations compared to the last couple of years.
>>344371175
Maybe there are donations that says thatthey are just banned
>>344371274
>and still gets more views than zfg
lol nope
he doesnt get above 1000 nowadays
>wake up after 9 hour nap
>they still havent broke 800k donations
>>344371203
>they all just happen to roll in near the end of the event
hmm..............................................
>It has only been an hour and thirty minutes
FOUR FUCKING HOURS
MUH ZELDA
MUH LINK
MUH GANON
MUH TRIFORCE
>>344371297
they have to play on v 1.2 for jabu jabu
>>344371332
Becuase no fun allowed
>ZFG is considered the greatest Ocarina of TIme speedrunner of all time.
>ZFG and Clint
>Sport is defined by rivalry. Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning. Larry Bird vs. Magic Johnson. Kaceytron vs. Summit1G. In the history of speedrunning, no competition has been as fierce and captivating as the battle between Clint Stevens and ZFG.
>ZFG (short for ZFG1) is a legendary speedrunner from the days of old, long before Twitch or Speedruns live. It is said that ZFG was handed a VHS tape and a stopwatch while in his baby crib, marking his destiny as a legendary speedrunner. Clint, by contrast, came up in an era of memes and chat spam, a world where donation incentives and paypal subscriptions could put food in a man's belly and a roof over his head. Clint has only known pleasure and hedonism, while ZFG remembers hunger and pain. While ZFG has the edge in experience, skill, and natural talent, Clint is a natural entertainer with a plucky, can-do spirit.
>Clint and ZFG's streams are as different as night and day. ZFG, the pre-eminent technical expert and wizened greybeard, keeps chat to a tight, orderly focus. He gives no extra credit, and his midterms are said to be punishing. Clint prefers to keep chat like a constant party, a buffet of inside jokes, spam, and mod drama. ZFG busies himself with meme categories (all dungeons and all dungeon skulltulas, max child%, blindfold, one-hand, water temple only, etc), while Clint grinds away at 100% day in and day out.
>Despite their heated contests, ZFG and Clint maintain a healthy respect for each other's speedrunning skill and sexual ability. However, trolls from both streams attract harsh punishment from rival mods.
>>344371427
longer the run the more donations since its a normie game
>>344371405
Futanari Shota femdom
If femdom won't fit exclude it.
>chat mods deleting all messages about cosmo
https://discordapp.com/channels/140605087511740416/140605087511740416
OFFICIAL SGDQ DISCORD
>>344371361
I did some math earlier and with it they averaged ~5k an hour and would hit around 800k by the end. But they tend to get a lot of donations by the end so 850-900k would be a good estimate. I don't see them going over 1mil
>>344371332
http://irc.alligatr.co.uk/agdq16/
>$600K by the end of Friday
Actually they're way ahead.
how many drinks in are you?
>>344371361
Dont worry those kind "anonymous" persons will make sure we beat 1 million
>>344371507
post wanda instead
TELL ME THAT WASN'T A FUCKING GLITCH
>glitchless ocarina of time
>4 hours
who fucking asked for this?
>>344371361
Don't worry, large 5k+ "anonymous" donations have been coming through to make up for it.
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344371405
loli
>glitch every 10 seconds
>GLITCHLESS
>>344371359
zfg is done senpai. he never had any charisma to begin with and he runs a mostly uncontested category anyway.
picture this
>final 10 minutes of GDQ
>everyone packing up their stuff ready to leave
>"one final donation for-"
>"$200,000! fromJohn Numbers"
>crowd goes wild
>/v/ goes wild
>Cosmo streams himself committing suicide
What would they call the category if they removed all the glitches they use? Glitchlesser? Glitchfree?
>>344371552
almost half a bottle
>>344371569
"Glitchless"
>let me explain why this glitch i just abused is not a glitch!
>>344371569
the casuls that flock to gdq
also why no fun is allowed, this shit got casuled
>>344371515
wait til they throw in the tshirt money and shit
>>344371658
good man. I'm 8 pints down so far.
i donated 1000k anonymously, ask me anything.
>>344371615
That'sJOHN FUCKING NUMBERSanon
>>344369407
STOP IT
>>344370716
http://exhentai.org/g/823097/18f4f61bdb/
>>344370951
http://exhentai.org/g/378810/8621cddbbf/
http://exhentai.org/g/671502/49e02e7f0b/
>>344371079
Ask in the sadpanda thread/IRC.
>>344371142
http://exhentai.org/g/869658/0dd8c0f94d/
http://exhentai.org/g/599700/fcfa5dbbb2/
http://exhentai.org/g/524507/4cc7b19cd8/
>>344371506
You are too exigent did you knew that? we all reach that point every now and then, stop fapping.
http://exhentai.org/g/739351/dde8eed59c/
>>344371703
What's your name?
>>344371552
mickey down, considering more
>>344371641
Why is she the size of a human child?
>>344371615
>Cosmo slips up during the attempt and misses the chance at a world record.
>>344371703
Why'd you do it
shittiest oot speedrun at a gdq yet
>>344369407
Isn't he only 17?
>>344371584
I hate this new multi quote m3m3
>>344371703
how much is 1000k
>>344371661
>its not a glitch to skip this owl because i the game lets me switch between my sword and a deku stick to bypass a long dialogue
>switchin between items is part of the game!
They really should choose better names for these categories.
Have a bouncy Aqua.
>>344371771
don't let your dreams be dreams
>>344371640
Any% All dungeons?
>>344371607
>he runs a mostly uncontested category anyway
because he doesnt care about being better than everyone, he carres about self improvement
and clint never cared for the game, just took others' achievements and ran the route
zfg on the other hand is involved in routing, strat finding, optimizing and glitch hunting
>>344371550
I don't know what this is supposed to be - there isn't even a legend what shit graph
>>344371703
>1000k
?????????????????
>>344371738
>http://exhentai.org/g/671502/49e02e7f0b/
>pg.6
"""""""GLITCHLESS"""""""
>>344371772
furries are pedos
>>344371754
SURPRISE
>all these incredibly high donation incentives
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bids/sgdq2016
They are fucking DESPERATE.
>less
>glitch
>>344371405
>male urethra insertion
You fucked it up. You fucked it up bad.
>>344371552
got pretty drunk at the beginning of mario maker, fell asleep, just woke up ten minutes ago. feelin pretty good now.
>>344371703
WHat's better strawberry or vanilla?
>>344371805
Jesus Christ this animation is horrendous
>>344371869
literally not a glitch
kill yourself
>>344371703
>1000k
>Call it glitchless
>Glitch repeatedly anyways
>Justify it because 'it's not a glitch, we're just exploiting programming faults!'
>>344371640
it already happened a week ago, the community did a race
it's called intended%
>>344371703
Thanks for your generosity Zimbabwe
>>344371839
>How do I read a graph
Start by going back to elementary school.
>>344371889
>the oblivion 5 minute incentive
fuckin sad. its worse how they push it so much too
>savewarping isn't a glitch
nice meme!
>>344371931
my bad i saw twitch chat say it
>Tfw keep imaging how all this would look in a remake
>intended
Post zootopia clips
thread is moving so fast no one will realize i sub to narcissa
>>344371974
It doesn't even provide info for which year is which, it's shit. Kill yourself fucker or explain it
>>344372046
why?
>>344372009
it literally isnt
what was that cosmo donation?
>>344371889
>40 GRAND FOR AN OOT GLITCH SHOWCASE OF GLITCHES EVERYONE HAS ALREADY SEEN
>>344372034
Literal tumblr furfag
>glitchless
>using glitches
>>344371889
>>344371981
Not only that, they mentioned how if an incentive isn't met the runner most likely will never return. Trying to get those feel bucks in.
>>344371405
male:big penis
>>344372121
yeah because the Skyrim one was so great
>>344371889
>pokemon bonus run requires the most money
They really know where the autists with big wallets are, kek
This is horrible
>>344372046
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>344371959
kek.
>>344372082
>Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 Stats
WOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS
>>344372089
cute face to look at and she's the only one who actually fucking plays zelda on twitch.
none of the other top zeldas stream
For the first time in my life I'm thankful for easylist
>>344372148
these glitches don't count dude xd
Have any of you actually seen a real OoT run? These aren't glitches.
>>344372082
It's right in the URL. Inb4 I was pretending
>>344371981
>>344371889
its that fucking british announcer's fault. he shilled that shitty Doom incentive hard and that led to it getting me, that made the organizers realize they could inflate all of the incentives and as long as they make the set up times artificially longer and have the announcers shill for the incentives extremely hard, they can get a lot more money. they don't give a shit if they actually get met at this point, they just want the money to keep pouring in
Quick anyone have the link to the fallout 3 webm?
I need it
>20,000 people have donated
>>344372152
Really? when?
what the fuck
>Glitchless run
>Means no Major glitches
>"HURRR DURRRR GLITCHLESS LUL"
Are you guys that retarded?
>>344371889
And despite how high they are, all of them mysteriously have their conditions met.
Really makes you think.......
/srg/ is making fun of us
>>344372201
OoT? What is that.. a game?
>>344372096
You're retarded, the developer would consider a ton of the things they're doing unintended bugs and patch them if they were still maintaining the game, ie they're fucking glitches,
>>344372185
>she
>>344372201
>That's not a Scotsman, THIS is a Scotsman!
Chill fella, we've already agreed that the categories are arbitrary and that's okay.
>>344372253
learn to read
>>344372264
the categories are all arbitrary
>>344368813
Resident Evil 2 Or Silent Hill 3 for the ASMR? Has to be mid tier at least.
>>344372284
stop being such a faggot
>>344372152
i think they meant that as, if you put an incentive up that gets met and you don't do it, then you wont get invited back. like if save the animals got picked but zoast decides "i've got a shot at world record, fuck it" and skips saving the animals, they'd be pretty pissed
>>344369861
>accidentally linking to hiddenshit
Joe you know we can't see that anymore. Viral somewhere else.
>>344372284
nice that was frame perfect
>clap clap clap clap
that post was actually really hard
"Glitchless"
Wow.
ok....that was a glitch
>>344372284
/srg/ is a bunch of gay autistic retards
>>344372357
spoiler that shit jesus fuck
>>344372264
it shouldn't be called a glitchless run then
>here this ice cream is nutless
>see a couple of peanuts in it
>o yea well it's not a major nut like an almond so it's alright :^)
>>344372201
>These glitches aren't glitches because other glitches exist
>>344372264
THIS ISNT A MAJOR GLITCH BECAUSE I SAID SO
>>344371703
>1000k
So you donate a million that doesn't exist.
>>344371805
>Ever so slightly leans back
>Tits go flopping all over
It's NOT a glitch guys!! Believe me!!
>>344372415
>Food Analogy
Like Pottery.
>NOT A GLITCH CAUSE IT'S IN THE GAME xD
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOOD GLITCHLESS RUN
>>344372264
Except they keep coming with excuses as to why it's "intended".
>>344372295
do you know what a savewarp is?
it's saving the game, resetting and appearing at the beginning of the dungeon
how the fuck is that a glitch
this better be bait
>mental gymnastics
>H-HOLD ON, LET ME EXPLAIN!!
>>344372326
yeah learn to read it's actually 20,001
"glitchless" in OoT means "im not bending reality to my will" cause this game is broken as fuck
>>344372357
Who's this semen demon?
>>344372441
Oh you wanted that one? Sure.
>Volvagia
>her
>>344372484
savewarp is not a glitch. the last boss fight was clearly a glitch though.
>>344372363
I wanna fuck that bait.
>>344372428
No, it's just obvious none of you have seen an OoT run because these tricks look like glitches to you.
>Run so long we have to reintroduce the couch
lmao
>>344372415
Peanuts are actually not nuts though.
its not glitchless because you can do it without a game genie
I'm starting to understand their distinction of what is or is not a "glitch".
Does that mean I have autism?
>>344372484
Savewarps aren't as bad as jumping up that 15 foot wall.
>>344372524
>Boobies that flop around like an 80 year old womans
>sawria
HERACY
>backflipping over a dialogue queue to bypass a npc isn't a glitch
>>344372548
Yes you literal faggot, we know you can beat the game in like 15m with what they define as glitches. That doesn't make what he's currently doing NOT also glitches.
>>344372534
>Volvagia
>Vagina
It makes sense anon
>>3443725
yes. if you speedrun
>>344372565
Don't worry, anon. You're autismless ;)
>>344372565
If the run was just called the category "No Clip No Wrong Warp" they would've saved themselves a whole lot of shitposting.
>>344371889
Lol 50k for a pokeymans run.
>glitchless any%
who the fuck cares, what a shit category
hnngh pls fuck my boypusy
>>344372534
It's actuallyVolvagina
"not a glitch"
delusion%
>>344372545
so why do you bother me?
you said
>savewarping isn't a glitch
nice meme!
here >>344372009 and i replied to that
>>344372640
its a SKIP anon, its part of the game!
you casual players man i swear
middle fuccboi on the couch is a qt pai
>>344372524
grandma's boobies!!!
>>344372725
>he thinks he can identify anons
EH WEH
>>344372548
>It's not a glitch to skip owl text by swapping weapons every frame because you can wrong warp
>>344372669
>vulvagina
>Everyone complaining about them using some glitches
You want this to take even LONGER?
The fuck?
>>344372524
This looks so bad. Why do people circlejerk over this anime?
>to skip-
>I MEAN GET AN EARLY KEY
>THIS IS NOT A GLITCH REEEEEEEEE
>>344372725
that nice meme! post was me fampai
>>344372669
>>344372714
I mean it does, but literally everything, even the manga, said Volvagia was a male.
>4hours
>"glitchless"
>"speed" run
>>344372136
NEVER fucking post shitty webms in my presence again.
EH REH
>>344372648
Go watch a 100% run.
>>344372783
No I just want them to not call it glitchless if there are glitches
EH REH
my entire life feels like a glitch sometimes
>Two hours left
>twelve dungeons left
how
>>344372680
I'm sure a bunch of retards on /v/ arguing about what constitutes a glitch is really rustling their jimmies.
>>344372776
>vulva vagina
nintendo think they slick
>>344372854
triggered?
This is literally a slightly faster lets play.
Who the fuck wants to watch this shit?
Also its unbelievable this shit is at the same 130,000 viewer count.
WHAT IS THE DELINEATION BETWEEN A GLITCH AND A TRICK
EH REH
A strange funkish, forest feel
>>344372850
Funny, a 100% run is faster than this.
>>344372859
>go to take a piss
>flush it as i'm pissing
>glitchless piss run
fuck i should speedrun
>>344372890
considering they're autistic enough to speedrun a zelda game it actually just might
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploit_(video_gaming)
>In video games, an exploit is the use of a bug or glitches, game system, rates, hit boxes, or speed, etc. by a player to their advantage in a manner not intended by the game's designers.
>not intended by the game's designers
>>344372565
I don't. How the fuck is using a bomb damage boost in midair to bridge a gap allowed, but a mega flip that does the exact same thing isn't?
>>344372914
If they want to use it then it's not a 'glitch'
>>344372839
>2.75 MB for empty space and smaller thumbnail
Supposed to be a reaction webm not a clip
>>344372839
>1920x808
>808
But why.
>>344372897
damn you sure got me
"stalfos fights are pretty tough"
- supposed OOT expert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nJysVtCrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nJysVtCrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nJysVtCrM
EH REH
>>344372939
No it isn't you retard.
>>344372920
DUDU DU DU
aree
>>344372912
I think a lot of people passed out and their computer is still streaming it
>>344372680
You save this board a whole of shitposting
I feel like /v/'s the only place autistic enough to be this upset over a category
new
>>344373030
>>344372941
>masturbate with my left hand
>use right hand to open another tab with porn
Literally speedrunning
>>344372920
DUH DUH DUH DUH
>>344372941
>tfw trying to do a any% piss run
>Somehow i glitch my pee into 2 streams
>Becomes a glitchless% run
Next year we'll need a trickless run
>>344372978
Because that's how Blu-Rays are like nowadays.
Ultra narrow.
CALLED
OUT
>runners placing themselves on spectrums
makes sense now
>>344373054
>you mean save
Every time fuck
PogChamp EXPOSED
>>344373094
Cosmo could do a dickless run
>>344372883
All of the glitching that isn't being done is going to speed the run up.
>>344373021
I still don't know that the growling is supposed to be, a fucking trumpet or something?
>glitchless
>we just picked random exploits that are allowed
fuck off and just do a fucking speed run in a quarter of the time
>>344373165
Not yet.
>>344373032
Unless they get a WR time it will be faster.
So what would you call a run with absolutely no glitches, exploits, bugs, etc?
>>344373287
boring
I CANT FUCKING SIGN IN
>>344373165
>speedrunner shadenfreude
Wut, they're trying to explain the Glitchless thing further and are just digging themselves deeper.
>if the developer intended it, it's not counted as a glitch
Minutes after they killed a boss by attacking its invisible ground model hitbox.
>if you create a new mechanic it's a glitch
>if you use a mechanic in the game to do something unintended it's an exploit
What the fuck
>>344372914
Runners feelings
>>344373287
you call that a retsu purae
>>344373287
let's play
>>344373287
lets play
>>344373265
WR for 100% is 4:15:30
>it's glitchless because no console commands
Fuck off
>>344373287
Normalfag run
>>344373410
sorry, 4:15:03
>>344373287
a playthrough
>>344373410
What about a 100% glitchless run? That would be "fun".
>>344373531
100% glitchess is like 5.5 hours or something
>>344373287
A short game, or one with very little railroading
This is really boring... couldn't they get someone like ZFG?
>>344373364
>>344373376
>>344373429
so a speedrun to you isn't actually based on being skilled enough at the game to beat it much faster than normal, its just based on how much you can break the game and exploit glitches?
>>344373684
zfg didn't go
>>344373684
Couldn't they get Cosmo? That guy is a riot.
CAN THIS GUY GET THE WORLD RECORD HERE
WHAT IS THE WORLD RECORD FOR THIS MODE
>>344373725
Optimized movement is only interesting (to watch) for so long.
Why didnt they just do a glitch run? This is too run. And I'm someone who likes Zelda..
Also, come how its always OoT and never WW, TP or SS?
>>344373798
World records are meaningless for retarded runs like this
>Glitchless
>>344373605
Ya know, I feel like if they would just have done that category there would be less shit being throw their way.
>>344373725
Don't forget that speedrunners mostly don't figure out the tricks and optimal runs themselves, a lot have to thank someone else for "pathing" the game for them.
The runner is just the loser with nothing but time on their hands.
This run being glitchless is like that tranny being a real women.
>>344373798
3:38:10
>>344373798
Who cares? This is retarded.
>>344373851
>world record
>meaningless
>>344373830
>Muh best game ever
>Muh best zelda
>Muh epic childhood memories
>>344373798
He can't even get a World Record for this shit run because he used a glitch which invalidated it
>>344373830
WW, TP and SS have all been done, but they're generally longer (most oot runs in gdqs are not this long), less popular, and have a smaller variety of categories. WW, TP and SS will probably never get any other category besides any% in, while OoT has a large amount of categories that all show off completely different stuff making each category new and unique.
>>344373773
>guy
>>344373998
You must have been impressed by all those runners who were literally the only ones to play their games, huh?
why did she just orgasm ?
>>344374048
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
>>344373998
>FASTEST RUN OF ZELDA OoT TIME EVER!*
>With these stipulations
Glitchless rules
Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is banned
Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
Time ends at the start of the Ganon death cutscene
Clarification:
Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard.
Allowed Techniques:
Power Crouch Stabbing
Roll invincibility
Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
Shield dropping
Using broken deku stick
Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
Damage boosting
Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
Damage Buffering
Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
Opening flaming treasure chests
Banned Techniques:
Infinite Sword Glitch
Megaflip
Ground jump
Hoverboost
Superslide
Hovering
Crossing Haunted Wasterland as child
Rescuing the Carpenters as child
Going Out of Bounds
Going through a wall
Getting the Big Key in the Shadow Temple without Din's fire
Stepping onto an outer wall of area (e.g. early Shadow Temple)
Diving with navi, ocarina, bottle, or magic items
Flame storage
Reverse Bottle Adventure
Getting the Gold Scale as a child
Something except for a sword on B (excluding normal circumstances like riding Epona)
Changing items into bottles
Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
Catching something in a bottle during a cutscene (e.g. early basement in the Forest Temple)
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>>344374148
because WR are never set at these things, it's for fun.
the Braid run apparently set an RTA WR, though. whatever that means.
>>344373287
A JRPG speedrun
>>344374219
Using a bottled item to hold down a switch
Ocarina Items
Z-slide
A-slide
Skipping the Big Octo fight in Jabu Jabu's Belly
Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
Getting Zora Tunic without blue fire
Falling through the green slimy thing with a fairy in Jabu Jabu's Belly
Skipping the "trials" in Ganon's castle
Dying while standing on a switch in order to skip pushing a block onto it
While many of the most obvious and useful glitches are listed here, several other glitches exist. If something questionable is not explicitly listed as allowed, it's probably banned.
>>344374219
>Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
how is that a glitch?
>>344374110
*stabs with rapier*
Avast anti virus
>>344374384
I don't write the rules, nigga, I just post em.
>>344374254
>because WR are never set at these things,
>implying
keywords in this run
>childhood
>"""""glitchless""""""
>intended
>exploit
>>344374384
Maybe they meant when you jumpsplash against a wall to project you away from it? I'm new to this faggotry
>>344374254
how are you enjoying your first gdq?
>>344374254
haven't people gotten WRS at these GamesDoneSoonerThanUsual events
Speedrunning is bullshit
Yes you can drive a car without knowing how the car works, but if you're a race care drive you should know how a fucking car works. They know dick about video games and make up all these retarded terms. For starters glitches and bugs are different things, if you can constantly reproduce an error it's a bug and it's what they constantly take advantage of, glitches are temporary non reproducable errors. Oh no I'm going to soft lock the machine, look at this perfect pixel frame perfect jump, I'm going to clip through out of bounds to catch iframes.
Plus if given the opportunity developers would patch all of the shit he's doing so how is this in any way not "glitchless"
>tfw you execute a non-glitch just perfectly
>>344374737
originally a "bug" was an actual insect interfering with the mechanisms of the computer my main man, so
how the fuck was that not a glitch?
>We could have done this legit, so we just glitched and it's ok
>>344375007
it's an exploit bro
So, what IS the difference between a glitch and an exploit? Because these "Exploits" look fucked.
>>344375149
the stretch that a person goes to explain something that is clearly another thing
>>344375149
This, like all speedrunning categories, are just decided by a group of autists.
Outsiders who are confused by the terminology are then looked down upon by the audience that sucks the autistic dick. It's shit like this that will keep speedrunning from getting any respect at all.
>Amerifats spamming spirit bomb in the chat
>>344375149
I think its that a glitch is a "new technique" whereas an exploit is using an existent technique in a way that was unintended by the designers.
>>344375149
>>344375298
>>344375424
ITS SUBJECTIVE
OGRE LIVES MATTER
>>344375424
But then how is "Swimming with the boots on" an existent technique
