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Now: SMB3
Next: Super Mario World
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Better thread.
https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/751199900776271872
Is she going to speedrun any other games?
letsa go
inb4 trannies
BRING BACK OMNIGAMER
Hello! Can I make an announcement?
I am currently looking for a GF. Everything goes as long as you are at least 5/10 and not obese.
About me:
>5'5
>135lbs
>22 years old
>people say I have decent facial features but It's more about looking younger than I actually am
>7.5 inches
>don't have a stable job but can afford going out and all that shit
Needless to say that I love video games.
Trannies can apply.
Is this the most based run thus far?
xth for fuck gdqs
>>344306105
Nice
first for skybilz thighs
>>344306118
*he
>it's another /pol/ invades /v/ episode
>>344306142
*sighs heavily*
tch
letsago
>>344306105
dansgame
Mitch is having a threesome tonight with these 2 qts.
Are you upset?
>this song
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, Eat Em Up, eat em up!!!!!!
>missed half the mario block
WOWWWWWWWWW
Did the change the schedule?
>People don't know there's at least another 2 tranny runs
I want to continue >>344305703.Post pics.
>>344306118
Do these faggots not realize they look like men?
How can people seriously say trannies dont have insane mental diseases
>>344306157
No, but it's at the very least not a complete tragedy.
>>344306189
>kissing girls
What are you, fucking gay?
>>344306105
oh my god what did you do to Visas Marr
>>344306256
You don't want to see the other half.
never forgetti
>>344306189
I probably kissed a hooker in the last two years, I dunno. Sometimes they are weird and don't allow it. I haven't even gone to those in a year though.
>>344306189
1 month ago
miss my gf senpai :(
>>344306249
Skychillz is looking directly at your soul.
thicc gap
>>344306326
I still don't understand how this is allowed.
What games should I get for my wife's daughter for the 2 year anniversary of her transitioning?
>>344306189
1 year. An insecure bitch from a humanities class, she was my first/last kiss and first/last fuck
>>344306157
For today, SotN was the best overall though
>>344306189
>implying I ever have
>>344306368
You gotta feel sorry for the parents, man.
>>344306189
>Whens the last time you kissed a transitioned girl?
better question
>>344306189
Haven't got around to it, lad.
>>344306187
Gad dam
Still need an update:
Was Ed's gf on the couch for his Trine 3 run?
>>344306326
The fucker didn't even ry to hide it.
Do I continue to watch these runs. Or go hunt pokemon/stops/gyms for a few hours?
>>344306142
Both his runs were GOAT. Better than "CAR KEYS XD"
>>344306189
I'm getting there.
>>344306189
When a girl I liked told me she was moving away. 5-6 years ago. We both liked each others. Broke my heart. Since then I haven't talked to a girl for real.
>>344306189
Over a year ago, same with sex.
>>344306467
I think so. I don't know why it matters though, if she was she didn't say a word.
>>344306249
whats-her-face on the right would probably be cuter if she didn't choose "hooker red" for her lipstick
>>344306492
Happy transitioning anniversary to you too
>>344306189
Never. I protected myself and became a wizard.
>>344306261No
>>344306282
I'm aware of all that, and I agree. The surgery is fucked and it's basically a death sentence. I'll never get it. I just do HRT and live as a woman and it's enough to make me happy.
>>344306430
It is, but I'm not the one blocking research cause of MUH FEELINGS
DEEPEST LORE
>>344306105
New souls boss?
>>344306467
nah
dont bother watchin the vods
>>344306142
lets a no
>>344306118
>she
Looks like Screech McJew
Okay I'm honestly curious, how many people actually care about the Mario speedruns?
Like aren't these the most basic/boring games to run?
>>344306189
>have had sex like 5 times
>still haven't kissed a girl
What's wrong with me?
>>344306489
Fuck off pedo. Pokemon GO is just an excuse for you to stalk your local children's park.
>>344306189
~3 hours ago.
>>344306489
wait for a run that doesnt interest you
pack some water and go on a 1 to 2 hr walk
come back and chill with the later runs
>>344306189
>Whens the last time you kissed a girl?
>ice world music
>>344306418
Not when they gave him the name Cosmo. He was doomed from the start.
Saruman!
>>344306585
They at least have momentum, most 8/16-bit games don't even do that.
>>344306187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNlCb28Gvqo
wew lad...
>>344306189
Yesterday.
I broke it off by text today.
I was only over yesterday to break it off, but after saying that she disagreed.
I didn't know that was an obvious.
>>344306189
Never, I got a peck on the cheek 10 years ago though. That was probably my peak, all downhill from here.
>>344306585
i like them and nah they're not that basic. there's a lot of game specific tech that goes into p-speed retaining, jumping, menuing, etc.
When was your first kiss? Mine was in the 7th grade with my "girlfriend"
How many trannies have there been at this event so far? I honestly lost count.
>>344306189Never.
>>344306550
Have you ever entertained the idea that it's possible to cure you? Have you tried?
>getting a coin ship requires something along the lines of planetary alignment
>played SMB3 nearly every day after school when I was younger and never saw one myself
I don't know how anyone was expected to find this shit out
Today is garbage there is like 4 hours of Mega-man followed by Mario maker. Just go outside anons.
>>344306741
I was 20. The girl in question was about six months old.She's a dolphin, tho.
I NEED A VIDEO CLIP FROM FALLOUT 3
Anybody got it somewhere ?
>>344306249
>Are you upset?
Jelly, not upset.
>>344306814
Lol wtf dude xD
>>344306550
>>344306780
Did you confuse /v/ for /LBGTQRTSMYAATR/?
COIN SHIP
>>344306189
Never kissed a girl in lips. Had a hug from a cute crazy chick, like a month ago. Almost sperged out and held on her for a little too long but I think no one suspected a thing.
>>344306385
I'm surprised no one (outside of 4chan) has called out the runner for making the comment. He was asked if he had permission to do it but nothing else.
The dude just shouldn't have said anything at all. Wasn't the time or place but because he's the fag who shoves his dildo up everyone's nose he had to because it's his fetish
>>344306624gay
>>344306585
>Like aren't these the most basic/boring games to run?
I don't know what it is about Mario speedruns, but I can watch a speedrun of nearly every game in the series and be entertained. Maybe it's just because they're all pretty fast games on their own.
>>344306537
>>344306557
Just checked the VOD - tranny gf was not there
10 bucks says they broke up/are in the process of breaking up
>>344306741
19 with my then girlfriendnow fiancee ;^)
>>344306814
*turns into spork*
this is terrible
>>344306793
I got it at least twice in my life.
>>344306780
I fully believe it's possible to cure it, but research into that area will never be allowed because it's 'transphobic'. If a cure were to become available, I wouldn't take it now only because I've already fully transitioned and I would just fuck myself even further by fixing my brain. But I would have absolutely taken it beforehand, and I really hope it becomes available for people in the future so nobody has to ever feel like I did.
>>344306865
It's relevant to the marathon, furfag.
>>344306808
CUTE
U
T
E
>>344306861
>>344306948
I get the feeling you think I'm not serious.
>>344306189
never ever
>>344306741
I was around 5-6 years old, does that count?
>>344306941
Nice, and how is her boyfriend Tyrone?
>Not getting the White Mushroom house
Shit/10
Literally the best run of the event so far.
I'm having so much fun watching this.
>>344306189
7 MORE YEARS
>>344306585
Lots of tricks, I didn't know there was a coin ship in SMB3 for example
>>344306741
When I was 6, it was one of my first crushes.
Is it the boring block? Gives me a chance to play the new Warframe update I guess.
His complete lack of enthusiasm is actually entertaining for a change.
>>344307006
Why don't you believe in love, anon?
>>344306695
>>344306734
>>344306929
>>344307039
I see, I guess it's just not my thing
>>344306941
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>"I hate the twitch chat. Far too immature for my tastes".
>>344306998
Yeah. I remember being that age and playing over at this guys house and he had a younger sister or something. She had to go to the bathroom and asked me to come with her or something so I did. I basically watched her pee, it was weird.
>on a fucking friday they have the shittiest games
>all the best games were in the middle of a night in the middle of the week
This is the worst planning ever, it's like these people have never had a fucking job ever
>>344306876
everyone knows
it's all they talk about
>>344306940
Turns out delusional people don't like people revealing to the world they aren't actually a girl.
I mean, it's obvious just by looking, but she's playing with even less marbles than a typical girl.
>>344306950
it's fine
>>344306808
Source?
This is quickly turning into a let's play
>>344307103
Not my thing either, just saying they could be a lot worse.
>one faggot in the audience still going WAAAH
I lost my virginity and didnt realise I had for 5 years.
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>>344306808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJSXEsoT-ZI
>>344307080
>watch the update trailer
>80% of it is space shit
and then i didnt reinstall
who the fuck likes this gamemode ?
>>344306741
Earliest I remember I was like 5.
One day I was alone with those two girls in a room and they wanted to kiss, but I didn't want to.
My reasoning was the clothes on one of them and the face of the other.
That was not nice of me.
>>344307153
and saturday has long boring playthroughs
>Mario Maker at 3 in the morning
mang
>>344307243
did you get drugged and raped by some whore?
please say yes
>>344306105
holy fuck
>>344307214
been a lot of those this year unfortunately
>>344306264
They do realize that every second of their lives and that's why they end up killing themselves I think
Do FtMs have the same issue with suicide since it's so much easier for them to pull it off?
>>344307289
It makes me so fucking angry, I dont expect these fucking autistic jobless losers to ever plan anything properly though
>>344307314
drams not in it so whats the ponit
posting is permaban, apparently
>>344307248
>Kyoani
It's going to be shit isn't it
>sperging out about tfwnogfs on /v/
That brings memories.
>>344307338
>your balls will never be as big as this guy's
>>344307289
You guys know it's in germany right? But then again, even sports teams are smart enough to know when they host the olympics, you play in the middle of the night so america can watch.
>>344307314
>yt uploads take forever
>twitch vod is fucked for me
At least tasbot will be at a reasonable time
I wish speedrunning hadn't been taken over by normies, attention whores and trannies.
>>344307371
FtM is just a myth, there's nobody like that.
>>344307276
>>344307080
Does this game even worth start playing? I heard it is pay 2 win or something like this but i like it "MDK" vibes.
>>344307153
have you seen how long they take to set things up?
they have no idea what they're doing
>>344307371
Probably not. I mean, the penis envy must SUCK, but at least you can just chop off your boobs and become a trap.
I'm also talking out of my ass.
>best run so far
>no trannies
>classic game
>chill runner & commentators
>comfy as fuck
>>344307463
that's not what my porn tells me!
>>344307336
I was 16, had a 14 year old gf. I was really scared of sex because of risk of pregnancy. So I convinced her to let me fuck her in the ass.
Basically I thought I did anal but 5 years later it popped into my head that it clearly was NOT anal. It was quite clearly her vagina. I just didnt realise because im fucking stupid.
>>344307463
i guess im just a myth then
WOMBO COMBO
>>344307463
i've seen it happen. my stoner pals knew a dealer and it was a dykey lookin lesbian with facial hair
They arent gonna break 1 million right kek
>>344307534
A reverse trap, of course. My bad.
>>344307594
Delete this.
>>344307414
Correct answer.
This run is comfy as fuck.
>>344307463
I know one personally. She's still a qt and I'd fuck her (I think she still has her pussy).
>>344307483
Not pay 2 win at all. It starts off a bit slow I'll admit, but once you know how the market works, getting currency becomes a breeze and you get more powerful along the way. It's fucking amazing and addicting and the only game I have more than 500+ hours in.
>>344307457
but it's in minneapolis
>>344307581
>Basically I thought I did anal but 5 years later it popped into my head that it clearly was NOT anal. It was quite clearly her vagina.
>>344307627
they will get 800k tops
>>344307462
>muh sekret klub
Deal with it nerd. Your time is over. OVER!
>>344307627
They're gonna get like 100k during mario maker
>>344307684DRY AS FUCK
>>344307627
They might. You have no idea how many hundreds of thousands they pull in the last day.
>>344307581
I wanna be aroused by that story but it just sounds funny
>>344307581
What tipped you off?
>>344307581
did you cover your eyes or what? how is this possible anon, explain yourself
If every run were like this I would actually watch most of the event.
>>344307734
So is anime but you keep posting it
>>344307627
They will. They looked like they were going to miss it at last SGDQ and the last AGDQ but the last day or 2 had a massive push and hit it.
That troll
>>344307789
HVALKJOTT ER MAT
still looking for a GF
That fake out
for some reason my stomach jumped
>>344307734
>posts Reimu
What irony
>>344307483
you can get everything via grinding but i wouldnt recommend getting into it
i have like 3000 hours played
have not played since they removed the ability to fast
Remember when they changed the animals kings turned into in the SMB3 remake?
Why'd they do that? Was the SMB3 remake really Doki Doki Panic 2 or something?
TROLL JUMP
>hard part coming up
>just trolling u bro
when will this meme end
>>344307581
Reminds me of an episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike sticks his hand in a cow's ass to check for pregnancy, I think. He can't feel anything, so he pulls out, and his arm is remarkably clean--no shit at all.
Then he realizes that he just fisted a cow on television.
>>344307864
ed's tranny gf is available
>>344307581
>Basically I thought I did anal but 5 years later it popped into my head that it clearly was NOT anal. It was quite clearly her vagina. I just didnt realise because im fucking stupid.
That jump man, so funny
>>344307816
>So is anime
no it isnt
>ahhh ffff-
what did he mean by this?
>>344307864
Grab a speed slut if you can. Be quick though, they move fast.
>>344307845
He's gonna make Norway great again
>>344307704
She got on top of me. Face to face. I couldnt guide my weiner in so she guided it and told me to push and it went straight in. I was suspicious here and was like "how did it go in so easy" and she told me she had went to the bathroom and lubed her asshole. I was like "oh, kay lol" and then I fucked her and came in 15 seconds.
5 years later im in bed eating cereal watching TV and it just popped into my head that it clearly was not anal at all.
>>344307581
Is this your mom?
>>344307734
>complains about sekrit klub
>post anime that has been overran by normies and trannies
gee i wonder who is behind this post
>>344307864
hit me up
>>344306189
>tfw hugless, kissless virgin
The most that's ever happened was when some girl asked me if I ever had a girlfriend and that there were people interested in me but that was years and years ago
>>344307581
Tbh that's not as dumb as it sounds.
16, scared of sex and you think behind=anal.
You're still a dumbass though because you thought you had analsex, which made you think you didn't have sex.
Analsex, is still sex.
>>344307938
Is this the average anime hater from /v/?
>>344307909
what game?
>>344307909
is that the game that just came out?
>>344307909
>say this part is hard
>you beat it LOL JK BRO
>you fuck up YEAH LIKE I SAID ITS PRETTY HARD
They gotta save face some how.
>>344307864
Well, don't bother going to any speedrunning events then.
>>344307463
I know one and s/he seems to be getting their life together much better since they've come out with it
>>344307959
That's a man.
>>344307938
Anime is for normies.
I missed all the runs since like fallout 4
did I miss anything good?
>>344307990
So you agree with me?
>>344307816
Reimu is from a video game, Anon.
>>344307912
As opposed to the intended anal fisting. As if one is more embarrassing than another.
>>344307974
This is amusing to me
>>344307959
who's that? gimme twitter and she'll be mine in no time (any% straight for the pussy)
>>344308076
no, just trannies
A LOT OF TRANNIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySARewJqH1A
DAILY REMINDER
>>344307581
>>344307989
was waiting for someone to post that picture
>>344307989
That's kinda hot.
>>344307989
Jesus christ...
>>344306189
>kissing girls
Who 8 here?
>>344307898
Space Mom is fucking beautiful
How did we go from this...
>>344307130
the /v/ chat was even worse than twitch for the first half of the marathon
>>344306368
EVERY THREAD
>>344307989
I embedded my meatus in ur moms urethra last night
I just woke up, was there anything notable since the end of The Witness run that was worthless other than the recommendation to play Stephen's Sausage Roll? Including the run happening right now since I don't want to watch runs from the middle.
>>344308193
>tfw 11
>>344308193
7 here
>>344308006
Cool I love brave chicks with dicks. What's your skype?
>>344307594
how does your dick work?
>>344308145
Oh man. Oh boy.
>>344308224
>that webm
what the fuck
the game looks like Limbo
>>344308291It doesn't.
>>344307594
you must've been an ugly girl if you wanted to give up unlimited power over the world
>>344307974
sounds like a typical teen fumbling story, I habeeb
>>344308053
>>344307909
FUCKING THIS. jesus christ. Get a new joke.
>>344306189
This weekend.
We where drunk and she was 20 years older then me but started to tongue me. She was too drunk for me take her home but i did get her number. We are gonna meet uptonight
>>344308193
>pantsu pepe
There's hope for me yet
Is WinWaker banned? The emote?
>>344308193
>had my mana stolen from me when I was 18 and had to start all over
Now I can't be a wizard until I'm like 51.
>>344308193
haven't made it past 9.
>>344308045
>>344308224
>>344308340
Made by the same guys who did Limbo so obviously it's shit.
>>344308340
There's a good reason for that
>>344308204When did science go to far?
>GDQ shows an italian man shooting black enemies
>on today of all days
>>344308354
I'm sorry my man. At least the butthole still works.
>>344308014
Anal isnt the same as vaginal dude.
>>344308204
...to this?
this is a great run tbqhwyf
>>344308423
the emoticon was removed from twitch
>>344308461
kek
>>344308468
Oh, no. I'm a dude. My dick works fine.
But theirs doesn't, because it doesn't exist.
>>344308193
>tfw turned up to 11
>>344308432
>>344308443
oh maybe I'll get it in a few years when it's on sale
>>344308514
Oh shit
Really? I loved that one
>>344308193
>5
Well.
>>344308514
>>344308604
DendiFace
>>344308193
I made it to the top but have since regressed into full social anziety neet fag. I havent done anything in like 7 years since I broke up with my ex.
Do I get re-issued my forever alone card?
>>344308507
That was at 3am, but it has been looking very sad there lately.
>>344306006
>set my alarm to wake me up for kirby nightmare in dreamland
>it starts 20 minutes early
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>344308680
no fuck off normie reeeee
>>344308592
it's 2 hours long like limbo so i would not pay full price for it
>>344308680
You forsook the path of the wizard. You can ne'er go back.
>>344306189
2 hours ago
>>344306585
Cry more, Anti-Nintendrone. There is a reason the Mario franchise is the face of videogames.
>>344308680
same boat. feel like i've reverted back to virgin status
>>344308193
>mfw couldn't make a 0 out of a 4 because i was scared of pregnancy
>>344308680
You can no longer become a wizard. But if you don't have contact to a gurl in over 10 years, you can become a Paladin (according to /g/).
this guy is fucking up mjajolrly
HE FUCKED UP
>>344308680
you did it once, you can do it again.
>>344308772
noooooooooooooooooo
not sure but I might have just been banned from the chat for saying 'it's a trap'
>>344308193
>missed out on teen love
>missed out on teen sex and the awkwardness, excitement and confusion about learning about sex and a girls body
J U S T FILL MY LUNGS WITH HELIUM TBQHWYFJDIMSA
>>344308193
9. It was awkward and my friends made fun of me. 11 aside from that one time. I guess you could say I'm "9/11"
>>344308816
>according to /g/
They must know
>>344306006
Does anyone even post in these threads except /pol/ rejects and trolls?
autoscroller hype
>>344308680
Nope. You must live with the knowledge that you threw away your wizardhood to some cheap succubus.
OVER
ESTIMATE
Anything happen since Fallout 4?
>>344308956
Do you feel in charge?
>>344308193
>Standing outside waiting for class to start
>two solid 7/10 come up and talk to me say I'm cute
>Yeah thanks.
>Class starts and I leave
>In class trying to educate myself
>9/10 and her boyfriend come up to me and ask me to join their polygamy group
>No.
A solid 10/10 girl shoved her wide yet firm ass in my face while I was trying to do school work though, does that count as a 4, I sure hope not.
>>344308193
just 9 my shit up fampai
>reading paper
Heh.
>free whitening
Honestly though when did AGDQ's underlying tone involve this weird mix of video games and trannies?
>>344306808
Don't bully Shoko.
>>344308949
no thinkpad with arch and tiling wm
HOYPE
>>344308902
There is absolutely nothing great about "teen love" unless you are the literal chad and had stupid whores jumping on your dick on their own.
It's confusing, frustrating, full of teen angst, shit tests and bitches who don't know what they want.
>>344308978
Mitch fucked Edobean on camera
Jesus christ why is this still airing. It looks like they are having fun on the couch, that's not allowed
>le epic funny guys on le couch xD
I hate this try hard shit.
>>344308902it's not that great. you didn't miss out on anything really
>>344309037
I'll admit, I chuckled.
>>344309103
>>344309085
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS /v/
>>344309103
triggered?
>>344309103
You're just as bad, you contrarian cunt.
>>344308193
9 reporting in. No regrets
>Reading paper
Why is the twitch chat screaming "SELLOUTS"? They're reading the fucking paper and commentating on shit during a boring part of the game.
>>344309103
Neck yourself.
>>344309103
This is anything but try hard shit, meme lord
YO GUYS I CAN SAVE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON A WASHER AND DRYERI think these guys are funny what are you faggots complaining about
>>344309073
say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens
>>344308193
does cyber-sex count?
>>344308193
I'm sure I had an 8 at some point when I still went out with my friends and got drunk. It's been like 2 years since I last met a girl.
>>344308986
Is that some vintage /scv/?
>>344309103
kys
>tfw went to use exit bag
>accidentally bought propane instead of helium
>tfw 5 seconds of consciousness before i pass out are agony, icy fire spreading through my veins
>mask falls off when i seize and fall from my chair
>wake up in hospital with severe brain damage and partial paralysis
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>344309196
because twitch chat is joking you dumb autist
>>344308270
how is that even possible?
>propaganda piece
REMOVE KOOPAS
This conspiracy theory. Glorious.
>>344309103
/v/ literally filled with underage kids who likes it
poo bear dropping political philosophy live on gdq
THE MUSHROOM IS A METAPHOR FOR THE DRUG MUSHROOM
>this lore drop
>>344309269
this is nice speedrun
>fallacy
you're looking for another word, man
>>344306189
7 years
>>344309349
miyamoto confirmed it iirc
>>344308193
10
Wizard Pride World Wide
>>344309291
extreme anxiety of any kind
>>344308084
I wouldn't necessarily say agree but if you would be so kind to find some other site to post on
DEEPEST LORE
DEEPEST
LORE
>Fallacy
>>344308193
9 here.
So now Super Mario Bros 3 is communist propaganda.
HAHAHAHA CONSPIRACY THEORY HAHAHAHA
I always assumed that was lava...
>>344309058
Literally always
YOU CAN SWIM IN THAT I NEVER KNEW
>>344309359
This faggot ruined the general
it's your sister's period blood lmao
how many hands in 100%
>he really jumped into the chocolate milk
The absolute madman
>>344309078
>It's confusing
That's why it's fun and exciting. Where's the fun in losing your v if you're already desensitized from 15 years of watching porn you can only get off if watching a girl shit in a guys mouth and step on his balls?
>>344309471
It's sewage water
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/83706/20150910/super-mario-bros-3-was-actually-a-play-miyamoto-confirms.htm
>>344309471
>wooden ships swimming in laval
>>344306118
It's pretty amazing that eastern countries actually put effort into MtF
Why is the west so lazy
>>344308193
I got to stage 3 when I was5.
Nothing else ever since.
>>344309480
Are you 12? I'm 28 and knew this when I first played the game when it came out and beat it. Seriously you fake gamer, fuck off.
>>344309196
>I literally do not understand humor
I'm sorry for your autism
>>344308193
>people who are responding with 9 or less
the hell, have you never held a girls hand before? Ring around the rosie in kindergarten? 7up?
>>344309614
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>344308193
2 reporting in
>>344309532
>delicious
>>344309480
>>344309471
that kid detected
>>344309614
I've never played this game before. I don't like the physics, Super Mario Land is better.
>>344309359
The greatest /vg/ shitposter of all time
>>344308193
9 & I even then I didn't want the hug.
>>344306189
Never did it anon
AUTOSCROLLERS EVERYWHERE
WHY
WHY WHY WHY
>>344309686
Pls leave protomagicalgirl
I'm right behind edobean
what should i do next
>>344309637
Please refrain from bully
DUDE SWAG LMAO!
>>344309775
take picture of her back
>>344309775
Feed her
>60 pickles per second
NES master race
PC fags on suicide watch
>>344309803
>tosog
>better than banis
sekrit club pls
>>344309775
Grab two bloody great handfuls and then run away
What the FUCK?
>>344309775
give him a reach around
>>344309775
show your affection and cum on her
>>344309853
>tfw your PC only gets 45 pps
OVER
ESTI
MATE
>hanging out with friend in some shitty barcade
>some bitch is staring directly at me
>never stops
>I look at my friend's face at one moment and I see her drilling me with the eyes with my peripheral vision
>she did not stop doing that until she left 30 minutes later
>ask friends if I had my zipper down or something like that and thet said that nothing was wrong
Considering that I am clean, shaven, not fat but definitely not a Chad material either. Is it a good or bad sign?
Any runs worth looking forward to? I only have my eyes on pepsiman, mario maker, and tasbot.
>>344309853
Humans can't even see more than 50 pickles per second.
>>344309775
tickle her back
>>344309775
If dubs you have to call her an ugly cunt then rape her.
>>344309853
PCfags are always on suicide watch because they can't just play their games, they have to circlejerk about how much better their gaming platform choice is.
I think their self worth is wrapped up in their computers.
>all these risky strats
the fucking mad man
>>344309841
He might go broke that way.
>>344306189
a girl? like 10 years ago
but I kissed my bf like a few hours ago.
;-)
>>344309882
Would that count as rape in burgerland or just indecent exposure?
>>344309964
pretty much tasbot
>>344309853
Make a Mario 60 fps vs TES arena 10 fps comparison video
>>344309953
WITNESSED
>>344310016
Your Fallout 3 run was shit.
>>344309775
>she loves weeb and nippoese stuff
KANCHOOOO
>close eyes
>listen to stream
>[sharp inhale]
>SGDQ is now gay porn
>>344310000
Your lack of self-awareness is staggering.
>>344309964
I hope you like Edobean. I haven't seen the Mario RPG run.
people actually play pokemon go?
>>344309964
super mario world and the mega mans
>>344310000
Quads for truth
>>344309954
did she look angry or was she just starting at you
>>344310117
whos this qt
What are these people called?
They're nerds but they're like normies and they take selfies and play flavor of the month meme shit like overwatch and pokemon go.
>tfw I felt the need to clap when he beat bowser
>I'm not even American
Good run.
>under time
Based
>>344310236
Contemplate that ass.
>>344310236
nu-males
>Save the princess
>She doesn't kiss you
>>344310257
>>344310257
>mfw they changed the estimate to 1 second under his time afterwards
kek
Has this been the worst GDQ day ever?
Nothing but trash, trannies and furries
>>344310236
gamers
>>344310236
not autistic
>that painting
hm
>>344310208
We were just playing street fighter and she had no reason to be angry. Especially considering that none of us knew her.
are there going to be any female runners?
>Princess Peach painting raffle
>Princess Daisy is literally the same except recolor
What a shame
>that Princess Peach painting
JESUS FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>344310236
Hipsters
coin ship? is that the reason why the run almost didn't sub the estimate?
what happened there anyway
>>344310350
cropped porn?
>>344310360
But there have already been a lot. :^)
>>344310352
but did she LOOK angry
>>344310236
nerds
>donation counter went from 300k to 600k in less than 24 hours
Yeah I'm sure they totally didn't rig that to make it seem like the GDQ isn't dead yet.
GREETINGS
FROM
~ F R A N C E ~
that was almost as bad as the Jax And Daxter run in terms of pure fuckups
as a mario speedrun junkie i was kinda disappointd
>>344308193
made out with multiple chicks through the years, but 4 is the highest i've achieved :P
>all speedrunners stopped doing the forced HYPE shit a long time ago
>marathon babbies still love it
that yoshi straight up looks like it was taken from a crane machine
>>344310110
Don't forget to sniff your fingers after and report to us.
What the fuck are those paintings?
>>344310087
KEK
>>344310374
>>344310373
>>344310350
>yfw you actually win one and it shows up in the mail
>interview
Time to close.
>>344309686
>Land
>>344310419
no, just plain. not smiling, not grinning
>>344310395
The public asked for the coin ship and mario killed himself on it
>>344310236
Its called not being an autistic neet without even other outcast friends
>>344310427
Obsession
Seek help my friend
SKYBILZ BETTER BE ON THE COUCH NEXT
>>344306189
At least 18 years ago, in the kindergarten. Kissed her butt repeatedly during nap time. Then sat beside her through elementary, don't remember having a meaningful conversation once.
>>344310427
the biggest donations always happen towards the end
why is dewey interviewing the runner
>>344310350
you put it in your lap and pretend it's going down on you obv.
>>344310505
Yes
>>344310508
Well if she didn't look angry, and you were just playing street fighter, then shewas probably just watching the game screen you narcissistic buttface
>>344310427
You haven't been watching, have you?
Donation incentives and announcer spam helped get it there
>>344310350
why is daisy black?
>>344310236
oh my sweet fuck
>>344310494
That would require you actually donate.
>>344310314
Stop being so entitled you typical while male pig.
Saving someone from an evil turtle doesn't mean that they owe you sex.
>>344310453
>haha yes m'lady I'm a TRUE speedrunner enthusiast.
That run was bretty gud
>>344310657
But it kinda does.
>>344310539
>not autistic
Is Blueglass still involved with this at all?
He was like this whole things face and mascot until about 2 years sgo.
>>344310350
Shit's fucking cursed.
>>344310007
STOP BULLYING EDOBEAN
>>344310707
>i give money to Mike Uyama and his cronies. greetings from HYPE!!!
Leave.
>>344310006
>hitoha, oinker and futball will never gargle your nards
>>344310350
>Daisy
>Nigger
>>344310768
They finally put him to sleep.
Rest in peace, sweet prince.
>very slight audio delay
AAAAAGH
>>344310753
Does that mean poor african kids owe sex to all the people who have donated this far?
I don't think so buddy...
>>344310768
>until about 2 years sgo
nigga you what
he's been at every GDQ until this one, he couldnt come
and no he's not banned, dont listen to the retards in this thread
>>344310793
PIZZA WITH HATSUNE MIKU
>>344310539
fuck off you acustic normalfag
>forced esports desk shit
why won't these things just die
QT in background
>>344310821
From the SGDQ /v/ thread?
>>>/vg/srg
>>344310883
It sure does. Now you're getting it!
>>344310768
Havent seen him this year. He will probably show up at AGDQ again though as long as he still lives.
WHY ISN'T BLECHY THERE
Is the Fallout 3 Transniversary going to be topped or was that the pinnacle of this years cringe fest.
I have very little hope of anything beating the runner pausing midrun to out his "girlfriend" as being 2 years into trans drugs while the thing is sitting ankwardly on the couch.
what's the best mario game, and why is it sunshine?
Man I'm sorry. I try respect traditional portrait paintings, but those are really bad. At least it's better than a shitty pearler I guess.
Thought that Milla plush was pretty damn good though.
>>344311004
He's right there.
>Stream shows the song's name
>>344310350
These paintings are fucking awful. Look at the fucking eyes.
The ice flowers don't even make sense, that's more suited to a Rosalina picture.
>>344309775
Close your eyes and imagine what it would be like if she sat on your face.
>>344310936
>>344310793
Most punchable mouth in existence?
>>344310867
>average twitch viewer never notices audio delay even if it's as much as half a second
Yoshi plush looks sad as fuck.
>mfw winning one of those pictures
>>344310936
this is amazing
>>344311004
Big Jon cooked and ate him. Didn't you hear?
>>344310931
Probably since there are people buying that garbage.
>>344310657
I bet you're the type of scum that think Firemen enjoy what they do without any rewards
>>344311040
That's not how you spell galaxy
>>344311063
oh yeah sorry, didn't see him behind that chair
What am I doing here on a Friday...
>>344311040
Can't argue with you on that one
Too bad the Sunshine run sucked this year
>>344311063
Where?
best two dee mario cummin up
>>344310508
you must your chance to smash uglies
also what is this store front bullshit
>>344310768
>he doesn't know he died
I got bad news for you son...
>>344311040
>what's the best mario game
super mario 64, if we're talking about speedrun potential.
>>344310768
>>344310965
What's his problem? Just a casual retard?
Why didn't you attend in person, anon?
>>344310815
Its the truth though. She'd easily rack up $100+ no problem.
these donators have the worst fucking jokes
>>344310051
>Would that count as rape in burgerland or just indecent exposure?
Yes
new
>>344311237
>>344310936
what is he doing?
I don't get it.
>>344311040
You type Sunshine but i can only read Galaxy 2 as best Mario Game.
3D World/Land right behind.
Say what you want , but Chibi was entertaining to watch and GDQ is not the same without his antics.
>>344311236
What do you expect from people who are retarded enough to donate to ISIS supporters?
>>344311040
but that's not Super Mario World
>>344311040
Would be if not for the coins.
>>344311274
Waiting for the camera to cut back to the audience
>>344311040
Sunshine is a rushed, unfinished piece of shit.
>>344311197
No clue. Just seems like a complete shut in nice guy. Loves what he does but is happy with everything. Nigga be cool in my books
>>344311303
popping his knee?
>>344311274
They were done with the interview shit but the transition to a different camera lasted too long so instead of them staring at the camera awkwardly for 30 second he started doing whatever you call that.
>>344311040
>3d mario
>Best mario
>anime poster
like cockwork
I just watched the Bonesaw run. Did he really get into trouble for some Owen Wilson impressions and some #aircanada stuff? I mean I knew this event has gotten lame but its hard to imagine they'd go that far.
>>344311437
they should pretend to discuss something
>>344311491
>cockwork
>>344311437
do you have the webm where 2 guys just stare into the camera after an interview?
>>344311319
dude he provided some fun cringe during ONE run years ago
let it go. he was never the backbone of the fucking event or something
>>344311348
that's my second favorite, senpai
>>344311502
>I just watched the Bonesaw run
Why the fuck would you do that?
>>344308193
I jumped from 9 to 3-4
This thread is dying and no one will get to reply to me saying that I'm gay and I sucked cock earlier today :-3
>>344311396
Indeed, he seems nice. Like, GDQ feels lacking something without him.
>>344311573
No I don't, have this instead.
Please let me have the last post
>>344311608
Some people aren't here for the trannies
>>344311669
suck my peepee pls. my girlfriend doesn't like to
>>344311724
that girl used to stream and goes on 4chan
shes cool
>>344311573
Which one, man? I have like a dozen of those.
>>344311669
I saw that, faggot
SASASAS
Is there a playlist yet of their interval music?
I want all of it.
>>344311902
you should do a dump of all these, i'd love to have them
>>344311669
>tfw not even 5 inches
>>344311348
>asain gets pounded by husky guy
>>344311946
no idea but here's this http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf
>princess daisy original painting
>that guy on the left
>>344312356
I'd rather have some random gelbooru Daisy picture printout
>>344311724
I WANT THAT GIRL TO SIT ON MY FACE
>>344312606
dat arsch
>announcer can't even pronounce the charity
>>344312825
french is garbage
![6B1OMF7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RnalClp.png "6B1OMF7[1]")
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